Cis LesGen

>>8155398
OP deserves a reward. What do you want, senpai?

>>8155411
post feet

>>8155415
I can't ;___;

>>8155428
why not?

>>8155458
I'm shy!

>>8155461
just do it bish

What's your favorite porn video?

>>8155496
One with you and your gf in panties.

>>8155498
B-but I don't have gf...

>>8155496
>watching porn
Hi Matt.

>>8155507
Wrong. I'm all yours tonight.

>>8155510
Only tonight?

>tfw no GF neet here
i've been thinking--maybe what I want isn't actually a GF, but a best friend?
like just a person you can trust and talk to and/or be with all the time, and they can help you/give you advice/give you feedback on your ideas/pick you up when you're down, etc etc
(and obviously, I'd do the same for them)

Is that a girlfriend, or...?

romantic shit like making out and sex and stuff would be pretty great too, but thats not the main things that I want I dont think.

>>8155519
Includes following morning. You'll be the only girl in the entire cosmos for me. We'll make love for a long time, lots of orgasms and other things that feel good but remain a secret for now.

During after sex I kiss you a lot, tell you funny stories to make you laugh and smile. Kiss you a good night so you'll go sleeping as a little spoon, smiling.

Following morning I wake you and we make out again. Gently and slowly, sensual and emotional. We'll make a bad breakfeast together and laugh a lot because apparently we'd rather be eating each other. Then you'll fall in love with me during after sex cuddling.

But then I leave and I kiss you good bye. You'll cry and then you notice the letter which I left behind for you. Then you cry even more and listen to sad music while I fly away.

>>8155530
You'll never get my tears, bitch.

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>My kouhai
Senpai finally noticed me.

>>8155545
Whatever you say, dear.

>>8155530
Oh. Finnish anon. You are so romantic.

>>8155530
Are you really like that?

>>8155556
I try my best, anon.
>>8155564
yes

No one cuddle me.

>>8155525
I think you are looking for the GF/best friend combo.
I can be both for you.

>>8155602
asl?

At night I hug my pillow and pretend i'm in a girl's arms.
Sometimes I even put my human sized bear's paw on my head and pretend i'm getting headpats.
When I watch anime I keep a pillow under the blanket with me to put my head on and imagine I'm putting my head on a girl's shoulder.
Am I pathetic?
I'm too shy or autistic to have a gf but I'm feeling more and more lonely. To the point where I cried myself to sleep last night

>>8155625
I already love you, anon. You seem cute and awkward, which is the best combo

>>8155525
I feel you anon. I really do.
I'll be a NEET again soon, due to my illness. I'm feeling worthless.

>>8155631
Thank you anon, that cheered me up a little. I just wonder if there's hope for me sometimes.

>>8155625
It's totally me

>>8155625
Are you ugly?

>>8155625
I started doing something like that when I was a teenager. Now I'm in my mid-twenties and I still do it. fml

>>8155411
I want you to keep being you. You're a spectacular ray of sunshine and I love you. Also, foot fetishists are literally males.

>>8155638
whats your illness?
i have chronic depression or whatever, and even though I've been on meds consistently for a little more than six months, everything still sucks, and nothing has improved for me.
Well, i'm not super sad and actively suicidal anymore, but that really doesnt go far when your life is still shit.

>illness fucks up your life-->can't fix anything because the illness fucks that up-->>never ending circle from which you can't escape, and no one is willing to help you aside from making sure you aren't homeless
meh
>>8155625
i do this too ):

>>8155670
I'm called cute quite a bit and I think I look alright so no, I wouldnt say so.

>>8155671
I'm 20. I hope we can get a gf soon ;_;

>>8155690
Chronic fatigue. Also have assburgers. Used to be severely depressed and anxious but it's getting wayyy better. I hope you will get better anon.

>>8155702
I wanna be your gf

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Damn. This thread got depressing really fast.
Is it because it's Saturday thus all the normies are out, leaving only us autismos to wallow in our loneliness?

>>8155702
>Chronic fatigue
fuck.
My mom was almost diagnosed with chronic fatigue, so I know a bit about it. you've definitely got it worse off than me, and you're younger too. ouch. at least your depression and anxiety is improving though!
i hope I get better too, but I'm not too hopeful. this shit hit me like a ton of bricks almost 3 years ago now, and its not letting up. I'm really close to just trying to get on disability and just giving up on life.

>>8155530
You legit sound like a dude trying to roleplay and it's making me feel nauseous.

>>8155715
I'm honored anon but you would probably think I'm weird when you know me better ;_;
>nerdo/weeb interests
>muh sad past
>nervous and shy around new people even on the internet

I always do my best to be ok and be fun to talk to but I feel like most girls on here would think I'm shit. Especially since I only discovered I was truly lesbian at 16 and am probably not "good enough" of a lesbian (never did the do with a guy but still)

>>8155496
https://biqle.ru/watch/-91967938_171021665

>>8155733
Ah it's really not as worse as on some other people that were diagnosed with it. I'm currently taking tests at the hospital to see if it really is chronic fatigue.
But yes, I'm barely depressed anymore so yay, things are getting better. Don't give up and hang in there anon! You deserve to be loved

>>8155761
>I feel like most girls on here would think I'm shit.
Oh, anony. Do you not know where you are at? This is probably one of the few places where girls will not think you are shit.

It's so hot and muggy out
Threatening rain, but no rain
I want it to rain so bad

>>8155800
>80% chance of rain tomorrow.
It's going to be super comfy.

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>>8155800
Not for me, i got clear skys. Another beautiful day in the gayberhood

>>8155766
thanks for giving my computer a virus asshole

>>8155800
This reads like a Haiku.

>>8155825
Thats not a virus, thats malware dear.

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>>8155825
Works fine for me, install Adblock?
>>8155832
Malware is a type of virus sweetheart

>>8155846
For the depressed anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhwvy5VY62g

>>8155846
True. You're correct. Just say'en

>>8155868
I actually meant to post this one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABdBsmeDbQQ
But the other one is okay too

Listen to all of Human Equation, or find the stage musical on YT if you've got two hours to spare, the best of all the Ayreon albums imo

>>8155868
>>8155946
That's sweet of you anon.

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>clg

>>8155954
This one helps me when I get it really bad
When I struggle to find a reason to get out of bed, go to work, or even eat
Always makes me cry tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4eU-NoCzp0

>>Cis, feminine, in shape, freckles, short, skinny
>>Just want another qt feminine gf
>>Guys hit on me a lot which ruins going out to bars for me a bit, also not in a city so it's hard to meet new people, let alone other lesbians
>>Look on POF, 70% of them absolute bulldyke 30y/o butches
>>Any good looking chicks are bisexuals looking for hookups with their man
>>The rest are autistic nerds that look 3/10
>>Inbox is flooded with messages
>>Exchange messages with one decent looking girl whose bio didn't mention she had a bf at all
>>After a few days she mentions she has a bf and wants a threesum and mentions she likes girls more then guys
>>Just stopped responding immediately
>>Checked through the rest of the messages
>>Some obvious bait tranny started getting angry I didn't respond but saw I was active
>>Don't even hate transsexuals, but I'm not interested in dating one and this girl clearly had mental issues so I didn't respond
>>No qts
>>Put my phone down and stared at the ceiling, feeling dead inside
>>Hello darkness my old friend
>>Dog jumped into my arms and gave me kisses
A-at least my dog loves me.
How is OK Cupid? Or what other sites should I try?

>>8155446
tell her my favorite terrible joke
>what does a lesbian drive to a second date?
>a moving van

>>8156051
Oh shit, you just reminded me I had an okcupid account. I haven't used it for a few years, but it was alright last time I was on.

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>>8156051
Someone with experience in online dating or dating in general should create a sticky to avoid repetitive posts such as these.

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>>8155973
ugh,
i wish i could feel his stubble on my labia right now

>>8156137
We have repetitive posts all the time, it's no different thread to thread, anon. Every thread is basically the same. You must be slow to just notice it now.

>wants gf taller than me
>am 5"4
>all the girls hitting on me are shorter
I wish I was a short cutie so I wouldnt have such a hard time finding a girl taller than me who's also into me (and cutesy weeb stuff)

>>8156168
Still wouldn't hurt to have a how-to online dating sticky. That way the anons can be direct to the sticky just like with the /fit/ sticky. General info and tips, ya know.

>>8156051
>I'm so good-looking, I'm just a magnet
>I can't find my elusive ideal
>Hello, darkness, amiright? Xdddddd

Fuck off, normie.

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>>8156051
lower your standards or else move to a bigger city

>>8156137
That would be a great idea to have a sticky

>>8156051
I feel you anon. Ignore the previous anons, unless you have ridiculously high standards you should find. I also just want another qt fem but only attracts guys and ugly butch grills

I have a French, Parisian girlfriend.

How jealous are you?

>>8156210
It's probably that attention seeking high school teenager that like to come here and complain about how shitty the lesbians around her area are. She likes to use 'dank meme' phrases such as those.

>>8156232
France under sege. About to vote in trump2.0 bout to make dumbfuckistan look great.

Asks how great French anything is right now.

>>8156340
I cannot understand what you're saying, you Trump-supporting illiterate man-dyke.

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>>8156232
Not at all, unless your girlfriend is Melanie Laurent

>>8156356
Is S a Trump supporter?
That would be awesome

>>8156433
Wow! Kill yourself.

>>8156232
Do you want a second one?

>>8156444
No fries for you then

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>>8156159
>wanting mobashit stubble within a 5000 kilometer of your body

>>8156485
>wanting stubble
obvious maleposters are obvious.

>>8156051
>Don't even hate transsexuals, but I'm not interested in dating one
i dated a cis lesbian even after she said this. she didn't want to sleep with me but we would kiss and do other romantic things. i really loved her but eventually she said she wanted sex and started sleeping with another cis girl. it made me feel pretty pathetic but i really loved her so i kept dating her for a while.

>>8156457
I'm not sure she'd like that.

>>8156462
Lel! K

>>8156175
Girl you're already a shortie.
And probably a cutie.

>>8156508
Thats garbage. It doesn't matter who it is. If they start fucking someone else. Its time to drop that hoe

>>8156599
She must live in an Asian country where she is considered tall since 5'4" is about average in 'merica and most of euro.

>>8156637
they weren't dating. it was casual sex/fwb stuff.

>>8156638
I'm in Europe. Actually I'm 162cm in non burger units so not sure i'm saying the right thing but yes. I wish I was shorter,still.

>>8156599
I wish anon

>>8156679
If you are in Europe, then why is it hard for you to find girls that are taller?

I want to date a waitress.

>>8156721
I work at a grocery store. Is that close enough?

>>8156637
Eh, my gf has had some issues with kissing and dating other people while we've been together, but I kind of said it was cool since it's a ldr. But recently things have gotten more serious, so we talked about it and now we're pretty much monogamous.

Still, it kind of hurt and I had to deal with it. She's worth it. Communication is unbelievably important for a healthy relationship to develop, and I'm more than

>>8156810
>She's worth it.
that's what i felt.

yana is coming over again in a bit, going to go get us some steak and grill that shit
I'm thinking asparagus and corn to go with, maybe some smirnoff ice or some other girly drinks
I'm determined to bust that hymen before the weekend is out

>>8156865
You sound so gross.

>>8156945
What, you don't like steak?

>>8156976
He's mad he doesn't have your life.

>>8156865
>I'm determined to bust that hymen before the weekend is out
Make us proud, Mcburger.

>>8156992
>he
>mad to not be an ugly girl flipping burgers and blogging on 4chan
KEK, totally.

>>8157029
Try to hide that jealousy a bit better. You get more pity points that way, Matthew.

>>8157037
Jealousy of what? Is Matthew your birth name?

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>>8156976
>asparagus, smirnoff ice

i can smell you squirting from here

>>8157029
honestly, this thread is so ridiculous. But then it's filled with autistic virgins who never step a foot outside, hence why they believe anyone is like them and is therefore jealous of the life of some random retard flipping burgers in the outside world and making up stuff online

>CIS LesGen
disgusting obese people.

>>8157061
If this thread makes you so angry, why do you keep coming here? Go find a thread that doesn't make you butthurt.

>>8157081
>if u don't like it then leave!!! )-:<

Those newfags.

>>8157081
fuck off back to tumblr if you can't handle criticism, 4chan isn't your personal safe space

>>8157081
>why do you keep coming here?

i come here to feel superior and vent my anger, obviously

>>8157061
>>8157087
>>8157093
D/a
What do you do for a living? Show us your apparently 9/10 face and your girlfriend. Otherwise, you just look jealous and stupid for talking shit about someone having a job and a girlfriend. You're most a male. In fact I'm willing to bet you are. You wouldn't be this nasty if you were normal.

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Mes chers Cis Lesbos francophones on a crée un discord rien que pour nous, sans les niaiseries et l’ignorance des ricains garantie.

De France, Belgique, Canada, Suisse et même d’Afrique vous êtes toutes les bienvenus.

>Lien : https://discord.gg/bWPgK

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>>8157345
Fuck, I wish I knew Frenchy.

>>8157336
>being this assblasted

Back to tumblr, tranner.

>>8157357
I'll teach u if you want ma Cherie .

>>8157377
How difficult is it to learn?

>>8157391
we have some similar words and grammatical concepts, it's not that difficult, the major difference is the conjugation it's not that simple like in English.

>>8157391
Easier if you speak a latin language.

>>8157415
>>8157410
I'm a native Spanish speaking pleb. I tried learning Italian in high school, but I wasn't every successful. Learning new languages is difficult for me.

>>8157434
Having a motivation to learn a language is important, imo. You should find a French speaking girlfriend, that would help you stay motivated to learn this wonderful language.

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>>8157345
>>8157357
French sucks. Here let me get you started:
"Je me rends."

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Humble reminder that anyone who insults any of our cute anons is just picrelated

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>>8157445

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>>8157475
I just like to bully French people. In reality I wish I could hit it.

>>8157439
>You should find a French speaking girlfriend
Yeaaa, there are none that I know of around where I live. You make a good point about the motivation part though.

>>8157513
Omg! Lmao!

>>8157366
>says the tranner
The irony is suffocating. The insanity of trannies continues to surprise. Another reason why everyone hates them.

>>8157377
I for one, welcome our new frog overlords.

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How do I get this girl out of my head?

>Went to a friends house today
>Lot of new people there
>One girl standing quietly, wavy short hair and wearing a blazer
>I introduce myself to her since she seemed stuck on the edge of the 'conversation circle'
>she held her hand out to me all qt and awkwardly, so I shook her hand and she told me she's an exchange student from Italy
>my heart
>I talked to her a bit more (She seemed happy to talk with me even though she strugled some with English), and afterwards she went to the other room and stared playing with the cat
>How can someone be this cute
>She leaves soon to go to a birthday party
>The semester ends soon, and she doesn't go to my school, so I doubt I'll ever see her again
>Can't stop thinking about her

She's so cute...

the lesbian community in Boulder Colorado is pretty bad.

also, don't even involve yourself if you're younger than 35 here. everyone here are old fat bulls, shockingly besides the lgbt crowd from CU university.

>>8157779
Oh I have my Italian girl story too, except it goes differently.
>Italian girl in my class
>she's sitting alone so I take my chance and go sit next to her
>we start talking
>I ask for her number
>we exchange them
>she texts me and we become close quickly

Phew, so hard. Not.
You missed your opportunity, anon.

>>8157900
Italian girls are so qt, I'm glad you became close to her so quick. Did you two date?

I just remembered that she's staying at one of my acquaintances house, host family thing, so maybe I'll ask him on Monday if i can have her number or something.

I might just have a chance

>>8156069

>>Called her
>>"Hello?"
>>"What does a lesbian drive to a second date?"
>>"....Idk, what?"
>>"A moving van."
>>*Hear her giggle a little*
>>"Haha-"
>>*Hear her bust out laughing*
>>"J, calm down lol"
>>"I'm on the toilet.. trying to pee and you just randomly call me to tell me some bad joke.. wtf haha, I love you. You're ridiculous, but I love you."
>>"So can I call or wake you up at random hours of the night, just to tell you bad jokes?"
>>"Maybe."
>>"What did one ocean say to the other?"
>>"Idk, what?"
>>"Nothing, he waved."
>>"*Hear her giggle*
>>"Do you SEA what I did there?"
>>"Haha, yes."
>>"Are you SHORE?"
>>"...YOU AND YOUR PUNS"
>>"Clam down, too much stress isn't good for your mussels."
>>*Hear her chuckle on the other end*
We talked for a bit and she went to bed. Thanks anon!

>>8157959
Those jokes are so terrible wtf she must like you a lot. You had better treat your friend right - she's the one that outed you on the spot.

I miss her so much ;_;

>>8157784
>tfw will never be gangraped by middle-aged upper-class butches

Steph curry is TRASH you hear me? TRASH

>>8155690
I always find it difficult to understand why so many patients who take antidepressants think that by taking antidepressants it will automatically make you not depressed. Your brain's chemical make-up is not identical as the human trials your medication was approved on...Also, not being depressed can be represented by...Oh I took a shower today... Medication is not the be all end all... And maybe the medication you're on isn't even effective with your brain's chemical make-up... And you should consider having an informed discussion with your healthcare professional...

>tfw no italian gf

>>8156051
Lol the best thing since sliced bread attitude...Read:cunt isn't going to get you into any type of relationship that's worth while. Put down your phone and socialize with those 3/10 autistic nerds and if your lucky you won't die alone miserable staring at your own reflection

>>8156721
Will you give free foot + back massages...Cause I'm crippled after 8hrs

>>8158858
Why autistic nerd like you are so angry?

>>8158889
It's not anger darlin, it's just a truthful observation. I have so many young lgbtq come through my place of work, and are on the verge of self destruction because of aforementioned slices of bread. But I don't think slices of bread think about much more than what they can see at the tip of their nose. I'm aware that attractiveness plays a pig role In the start of a relationship but if you want something to last just chill out

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>>8158960
>plays a pig role

vewy intewesting

>>8157900
>>8157928
>>8158837
>mfw Italian girl
>green eyes
>tan without meaning to
>cooks a great spaghetti

>mfw qt, pale, blue eyed fiancé with FRECKLES

She's everything I've always wanted and more

>>8159040
/puts you on Our Chart

>>8159055
What chart? You probably shouldn't, I don't come here much

>>8157779
you have my sympathies ;~;

How to get Italian gf?

>>8159066
Well come here a lot. Give us hope. Show us that there are good things in this world.

>>8159106
Why does everyone all of a sudden want an Italian or French gf?

>>8159217
French turns me on.

>>8155483
.... >_> You even added me to the chat. Why?! I genuinely don't understand how this became a thing. Like who started it.

>>8155509
So it's not just me who doesn't really did porn. Interesting. Like even most lesbian stuff doesn't do much for me. I am more likely to get off reading captions or lewd stuffs. I would rather just be there and doing it.

>>8155602
>GF/best friend combo
This is the only acceptable form of gf btw.

>>8159284
Chill, peeps.
You're a legendary edition anon now.

>>8157928
>I might just have a chance

There's nothing better in life than a qt, cat-loving italian exchange student gf. Don't miss out!

>>8157513
p-please don't bully me ;_;

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>>8157345
>csq je veux venir mais que je suis trop timide
Amusez vous bien quand même les filles

>>8159512
Mais c'est pas grave que tu sois timide, y'a aucune pression et pas de malaise, personne va te forcer à venir au micro déjà, tu viens discuter par texte si t'en as envie c'est tout.

Rejoins nous !

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Hey French fries, have any of ya'll hooked up yet?

If I move in Paris to study I have any chance to find gf or even friends? French people friendly? What they think about shy autistic girls?

>>8159595
French don't like Americans.

>>8159602
I'm Romanian, Is it ok?

>>8159574
Nop :(
>>8159512
salut je suis l'admin du serveur et j ai un message tres important a te dire : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SIQPfeUTtg

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>>8159625
>Nop :(
Why not? Are all you French toast really that autismo?

>>8159544
>>8159625
Aw, je viendrai tout à l'heure! J'espère que je ne serai pas trop bizarre. Vous êtes des chous.

>>8159595
>>8159615
Ask again after the election.

>>8159595
RIP, our society is so individualist, it's already hard to make friends for native normies.

>>8159595
Yes they are friendly and you will be fine, don't listen to the anon who said Frenchies don't like Americans. As long as you're friendly yourself, you won't have issues.

>>8159574
I'm not single so no.

>>8159660
lmao arretes de lui donner des faux espoirs, elle va s'installer à Paris, pas dans les Pyrenees ou à marseille.

>>8159672
Mais lol les gens ont toujours été très sympa avec moi à Paris, che ne compwends pas.

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>>8159630
Tbh that is because I am suffering from a rare and severe form of autism that can be healed only with the elixir of an American Qt.

>>8159692
Why the hell would you want an American gf when you can have a French qt?

>>8159702
I don't know, maybe I watched a lot of American movie and tv shows.
I found them more sociable, kind and caring.

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>>8159732
>I found them more sociable, kind and caring.
Kek. You're cute, French fry.

I spent Earth Day in my bedroom playing ArmA and regretting leaving the army. Also drinking, but that's no unusual.

>>8159692
I want an American qt just so I can dazzle her with stories of the outside world, like what it's like growing up without running water and shit. I used to think they were dumb but now I kind of like them. Not sure which accent I like though, they all still kind of irk me.

>>8159823
Why did you leave the army, anony?

>>8159823
hahah kek
desu i think they are so egocentric with their own culture that she wouldn't even care about your stories

>>8159860
Don't be silly. We enjoy listening to stories about the lives of foreign plebs.

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>>8157008
>washing dishes after eating
>hip checking each other by the sink
>"I have a surprise for you when we're done"
>practically run to bedroom
>pull strap from box in closet
>"oh anon, I'm not ready for this right now"
>o-oh, okay
>lightbulb.png
>you want to wear it?
>her eyes get wide and she nods
she was terrible at first, but it was really fun
hymen has escaped again

>>8159891
That's kind of cute. For her defense i'm still scared of getting my hymen broken at 21

>>8157345
J'ai essayé de rejoindre mais l'invit' a expiré??

>>8159899
https://discord.gg/YqTxN

Ça marche ça ?

>>8159894
I was nervous as fuck for my first time as well
took me a week to work up the nerve to go through with it
ended up just getting really drunk and did it myself
Shit hurt

I'm going to move to East Asia, how does one seduce Chinese, Korean and Japanese qt's? Do they like South European looking people? I'm not a weeb btw.

>>8159891
Epic fanfic, where can I subscribe so I can get notified whenever you make up bad stories?

>>8157345
>>8159904
un lien plus stable qui n'expire pas :
https://discord.gg/3Ry8yaE

>>8159912
Why would you willingly move there

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>>8159914
here I guess?
if it bugs, I'll stop

>>8159922
She wants to score some Asian pucci.

>>8159924
Please do stop, ty.

>>8159922
My job requires me to do so

>>8159929
Pussy is always on my mind, be it Asian or not.

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>meet friends yesterday
>everyone is having a good time
>end up with one of my friends at a bar - incidentally the one I kissed the grill I have a crush on in for the first time
>friend tells me she often gets the feeling that I don't admit to my own feelings
>tell her that I love the qt
>we're about to leave soon after, I go to the bathroom before doing so
>tfw end up crying in the stall
>tfw some grils in the stall next to me overhear it, ask me what's wrong, sounding all concerned
>tfw qt sent me a few messages last night about the event she attended, scrolling through them this morning, and catch a "I love you too"
>tfw it's just a text she saw one of the other attendants write her online boyfriend

I'm getting way too soft for my own good.

>>8159946
Never forget to repress emotions, anon!

>>8159856
Basically, I got bored. I joined with the dream of working in private security or maybe joining on eof those counter-poaching teams in ZA or Namibia, but slowly realised I probably wasn't cut out for it. So now I work in the creative team of a mid-tier tech firm.

>>8159860
Like the other anon said, I think they'd enjoy hearing about the outside, since the live in a bubble a lot of the time.

>>8160005
>creative team of a mid-tier tech firm
What is wrong with that?

>I think they'd enjoy hearing about the outside
Tell us a story!

I saw tits yesterday at the club!
>god bless drunken women

>>8160060
I didn't say it was bad. I actually really like it. The people there are really chill and friendly.

>2005
>Country is falling to shit
>Infrastructure is so bad even a little rain is enough to knock the electricity out
>Power goes off one afternoon
>Not unusual
>Does come back on until 3 weeks later
>Turns out some fucker had stolen our power lines and gotten electrocuted for his trouble

3 weeks of washing in a river in the middle of winter and cooking food over an open fire. No meat because most of the butcheries had shut down. Dad got a the tractor to work a generator a few hours a day, a few times a week so we could watch TV while he worked.

>This is Africa

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>>8155398
>Woman is faced with the hard choices - get paid, or get laid
Update on that. I did call out but qt crush got the flu that's going around our area so we ended up not going to the party. I brought her soup and watched most of a movie with her before she fell asleep, though. She cuddled up next to me a bunch during the movie, and said I was super warm, which was probably because I was blushing a fuckton. I said I'd check on her again after work today since I'm out early.

>>8160104
Did you get to touch them? It only counts if you touch them.

>>8160136
I kissed them

>>8160127
Holy shit. I want to save you from that horrible place. Let me save you, anon.

Why do i only fall for straight womin
im so fucking beta

>>8160127
Come to the states before you get genocided

>>8160132
>She cuddled up next to me a bunch during the movie
Oh oh. You know what that means. You're going to get the flu next. But at least you got to spend time with your qt.

>>8160167
Sorry, anon. I emigrated a long time ago and am now with the rest of my people... in Australia.

I've got lots of stories like that. Just how hard it was to find simple stuff. Bread? Good luck. Milk? You literally have to be friends with a dairy farmer. Electricity? Where we lived you'd be lucky to have it 4 days out of a week. No electricity means no running water either, so go wash up in the river, except oh no, the river dried up because we're in a drought and the Africans like to dump their sewage in it anyway.

>>8160223
>I emigrated a long time ago and am now with the rest of my people... in Australia.
Oh, well that's good to hear. As long as you are not in a 3rd world shithole anymore.

>>8159994
Don't worry, I got that down.
Still haven't even told the qt about my feelings properly.

>>8160251
I'm fine. I'm just another white girl in a mostly white country now so my odds of being genocided are relatively low now. I miss the place though.

>>8160286
I can imagine
grew up in the desert myself and I miss it awful some days
but the people there are what drove me away and I don't see myself ever going back
burned alot of bridges on the way out

if i tried dating guys and the like (noods,erotic roleplay) in the past (3-4 years ago) but never ever had sex with one (only with women) and am exclusively attracted to women since three years now, am i still considered biscum here?

>>8160320
>Biscum
No, worst. You are a bishit.

>>8160305
I didn't burn any bridges but when I went back it really felt like I had. Old friends didn't really seem to care I was back, I felt like I was intruding and like I wasn't really part of them any more. That hurt a little bit. I guess it's understandable since I'd changed so much since then, but I have to say it felt pretty bad and ever since then I've felt a bit lost with that aspect of my identity.

>>8160332
Normally I'd agree, but I can't get angry at an anon making her way through that awkward phase. Especially older anons who've had chances to make mistakes.

>>8160320
It's not just actions but intent. Do you like guys romantically or sexually? Doesn't even have to be guys in general, but even if one or a few are attractive to you, then you know your answer.

>>8160208
Honestly I might be good. I accidentally finished a drink from my roommate who has the same illness and have overall been in very close proximity with ten different sick people over the past two weeks and have been fine. I very rarely get sick and haven't ever gotten the flu.
Still worth it though, even if I do get sick.

>>8160370
not attracted to them in any way anymore. used to think i was "just bi" and desperately tried to hide my gayness by dating dudes and such on the internet but i came to term with the fact that i love girls and wouldnt date a guy ever again or even do the do with one in real life, ever.

Girls in tight jeans are treasures and should be guarded

>>8160755
But all girls wear tight jeans.

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>>8160847

>tfw no gf with whom to do domestic tasks with

Someday I want to put the "serves 4" recipes to good use.

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>>8160863

>>8160755
Consider the following: Sundress season

Reminder that writing an actual letter for your gf will make her smile.

>>8159924
Wait. So it was all made up? Please tell me that it wasn't fake. I had looked forward to those updates.

>>8161146
its not fake, I only update because I thought some were interested
I didn't realize it bugged people

I don't into social media and fairly new to 4chan, so I don't really have a clue on the etiquette of blogposting

>>8161141
>tfw once wrote a 30-page letter to my ex

>>8161183
I'm interested in your stories, it's probably just that one jelly anon who wants you to stop.

>>8161183
The whole thread is blogging, don't worry, keep it up.

>>8161190
>30 page letter
You're obsessed and you'll be banished from the Saphic Republic

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>>8160956
You and me both.

>>8161215
>cooking in underwear
while it looks nice, nobody likes grease burns on their midriff

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>>8155398
Hoping that Le Pen will make France great again, desu.

>>8161215
Lesbians conformed for heterosexual MEN.

>>8161243
Nah she's going to get massively crushed, she couldn't even beat Macron in the first round. See you next Sunday!

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>>8161263
sounds familiar

>>8161263
>she couldn't even beat Macron in the first round.
She doesn't need to.

Ok je n'irai pas voter la semaine prochaine.

>>8161196
No Anon, I was simply in love.

>>8161291
Collabo, bravo d'aider Le Pen à accéder au pouvoir.

>>8161304
Lepen au moins elle va dégager les immigrants mudslimes qui polluent la France

>>8161215
This girl is made of more plastic than the Pacific Ocean.
Would not even kiss those duck lips.

>>8161044
Sundress AND booty shorts!

>>8161318
Can that be done?!

>>8161309
Et donc t'as voté Melenchon ?

>>8161302
It took you 30 pages to tell her how much you loved her?

>>8161318
what has science done?
you're playing God!

>>8161340
A short sundress with frilly shorts underneath maybe?

>>8161368
Y-Yes. My feelings were intense.

>>8161386
Sounds even cuter than I imagined. Now where are pics for proof of concept?

>>8158831
idu
like, I see a therapist and psychatrist (even though I miss my appointments alot)
but its always "do these things, take your meds, it will get better"

>>8159040
you sound like a cute couple, post a pic

>>8148205
>>8148205
is that really Austria anon?

>>8155446
MOVE IN WITH HER N O W

>>8161318
>/clg/'s Official Spring Outfit Combo.
Every time you see a grill wearing a sundress with booty shorts, you can make a good assumption that she is from here. That or she has a wicked sense of style.

>>8161398
Did your ex read all of it?

>>8161422
Geez, anon. You missed out a lot.

>>8161430
>Did your ex read all of it?

Yeah, I gave it to her when we went to a park near my old place at night. She read it right then and there.

I have a thing for confident femmes. Bonus if they have lots of scars.

>>8161318
But what if anon
What if you add
thigh high socks?

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>>8161215
nah thx, I prefer them real not plastic.
>confirmerd heterosexual manlet
pls gtfo

>>8161559
T R A N N E R
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>>8161710
>she doesn't like high socks with a bit of thigh pudge on top of it

>>8161550
What was her reaction?

>>8161760
She seemed really touched that I went through all the effort of writing that letter, especially so because I usually avoid talking about my feelings. Also that it's probably among the sweetest things people will ever do for her, and that she'll bully all her future partners for not doing the same thing.

>>8161556
Liar

>>8161790
This has now taken an interesting turn

>>8161802
How so?

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>>8161422
>reverse google search austria's pic
>get this as a result
>tranners btfo

>>8161876
You called me a liar without reason

>>8162116
What is this supposed to mean or prove? We all know she's a cute girl

>>8162119
Because its not true, Nobody likes people with scars, like real scars, Then i have yet, to meet people who like confident (or outspoken) women.
everyone wants a fake supermodel that looks like shes dying, with flawless skin. That is submissive/gullible as fuck.
Basically, everyone wants a retarded bimbo

>>8162182
nuh uh, I want a booksmart bimbo

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>>8162182

>>8162182
Sounds like what guys want. I don't see any lack of lesbians who like confident, smart women.

>>8162195
No you dont, well read women have opinions, that's not what the bitch ass people of today want, they want retarded people that will do what ever they want, they want people who dont think yet will coddle them with out making them feel like they are being coddled. everyone wants to be smarter than everyone with out actually having to be smarter, its stupid.
That sensitive ego holds back the potential of what we as a people could actually pull off.anyone who doesn't want that is somehow considered to be inferior for some reason.

Like i said, everyone wants a retarded bimbo. i suppose i should put anorexic in there too.

>>8162247
You're talking about what males want, women don't fit this description one bit so I don't understand your rant.

>>8162247
>everyone wants to be smarter than everyone with out actually having to be smarter, its stupid.
my dad calls these kinds of people
>arm-chair everythings
the kind of people who read a few wiki pages and suddenly they're experts
>>8162262
probably had a bad day or just in a bad mood
maybe even bleeding between the knees

>>8162244
>>8162262
you might be right, but seeing as that i have difficulty believing sincerity emanating from 4chan. idk, that might just be me projecting. I've been looking for someone like myself for decades now, I mean is it really that hard? i want a college educated women that can make me smile as she outsmarts me with i little more or a little less of my body type, can speak a minimum of two languages (fluently) can play with me. The only alteration that i would want is that she likes skirts. ( i have a thing for chicks in skirts) but i want someone who can teach me things, and i can teach her things. Someone i can protect in someways, but in other ways they can protect me.
then i have people tell me that's my "unicorn" and im all like wtf? i literally just described myself.
I think it really just might be projection, not sure..

>>8162273
Well someone has to make up a word for these people, i dont think they actually want to be smarter, i think they just want everyone to be dumber, witch in its self is a stupid thing to want.

idk, just looking at the presidency really pisses me off right now.

>>8161243
Fuck Spider Mines.

>>8162291
Well that and the fact that I have scars, THE REAL ONES, and im confident.
I see people SAY they want that all the time, It erk's me. Its NEVER true..

>>8162291
I just fail to understand what you were saying. There's a reason why lower class men have a problem with finding a woman while New York and other big cities have a surplus in educated single women.

Also in the past it was common for doctors to marry nurses. Today doctor go for other doctors and the same has happened with lawyers. And I can't see doctors or lawyers having a sensitive ego which needs an anorexic but a retarded bimbo.

>>8162291
which*

>>8162322
Scars are gross, I have them on my face and even though no girl has ever been put off by them it's just so unappealing.

>>8162373
See this sounds more realistic.
This is the chan for fucks sake, why everyone got to lie in here?

>>8162373
Don't be like that, anon. I'd hug you every time you find them ugly or yourself ugly because of your scars.

>>8162373
Are we talking battle scars or acne scars?

>>8162426

both, I have both. But im pretty much saying any kind of serious main stream alteration to their skin.

>>8162386
>>8162436
Scars happen, I'm not going to turn a girl down because of them.

>>8162436
I you really that insecure and bitter as you seem to be? Because you really seem to be borderline annoying with your "humans suck"-antics.

>>8162474
They do suck. Prove me wrong.

Pro tip:
You cant.

>>8162477
I find it strange that you have that attitude towards other humans when you're clearly at the same level as anyone else. Worse, you claim that you some truth about mankind and yet you act like the rest of those you criticize.

showtime then work, y'all behave

>>8162499
huh? elaborate. im looking for someone like me. that is wonderfully flawed.
I know im fucked up. You must be new here, i suffer from ptsd, and am jaded as fuck. I am 100 percent aware that i am at the same level, very much possibly at a much lower one actually, what i cant get is, if im this fucking stupid and KNOW IT, why is it so hard for others to see it?

>>8162529
NEVER!

>>8162532
You're boring but do try your best in life, S.

>>8162499
cuz she is accepting it and doesn't need to suppress herself you fuckin dumbo.
Humans are shit ! Deal with it ! grow up !

>>8162116
tranners are girls too though, so whats your point?

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All ya'll need to stop responding to S. Makes the thread boring.

>>8162570
You must be afab to be a girl.

>>8162578
Doesn't want to read anyone else's opinion,
wants everyone to read their opinion

O.o

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I'm so depressed today, lost all hope and I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life, I really need a big hug guys.

>>8162578
She's not the brightest bulb in the candle factory, but I don't think that many of us are. I enjoy talking with her more often than not and she's usually up the same hours as me

>>8162608
Boy the dudes in Mad Men were all jerks.

>>8162617
Never once said i was. ^_^
eyeses otay wit da not smrtness. But i am aware i am not a genius, never tried to pretend im anything im not.
but then again, thas just me.

>>8162642
Oh god you're giving me Gaia flashbacks

>>8162634
Indeed, I like that show

>>8162642
The way you write is giving me nightmares.

I came

>>8162856
come in me

>>8162856
>>8162862
i cum in peace

>>8162856
I feel so lonely. I want a qt girl to cuddle

>>8162878
*cuddle*

>>8162608
Same
Looks like im ill i dont wanna do anything just die already

>>8162756
good

So I might lose my rent..
>>Moved into an apartment two years ago
>>Land lords daughter who was 15 at the time seemed interested in me
>>She would make excuses to come visit or take pictures of me when she thought I wasn't looking
>>Thought she was a cute girl and she seemed sweet and harmless
>>A year later her grandmother the landlord, kicked out my neighbor basically for being gay and evicted him with stupid lies
>>Never told her I'm a lesbian and made sure never to mention it especially after that drama
>>FF to today and the girl is staying with me while her grandma is visiting her son in FL and they're renovating her apartment, so she can't stay there and her grandma dumped her onto me without asking for a week.
>>Be watching TV
>>Girl suddenly asked what it's like for two women to have sex
>>Caught off guard, but pretend idk
>>She then pressed me on it and tells me she knows I'm gay and that she wont tell her grandma.
>>She kept asking me what it's like so I lightly shared my experiences with her
>>She then wanted lewd details about HOW to have sex
>>Told her how to have sex
>>She asked what pussy and boobs taste like
>>Tried to explain it to her the best I could, feeling incredibly awkward about this whole conversation
>>She quietly asked if we could have sex
>>Nicely told he she's too young and that she should want her first time to be with someone she loved.
>>She told me she's legal
>>Apparently she's going to inherit her grandmothers apartments and become my land lord so it would be okay if we fucked and that she's always had a crush on me.
>>Feel bad because I know she likes me
>>She started crying and ran into my room and locked the door.
I guess I'm sleeping out on my couch tonight. I'll have to deal with this shit for a week? At least she has school tomorrow and I don't have to be back from work until late in the afternoon.

>>8163459
For once it's a girl screwed over by teenage infatuations.

>>8163459
That's the weirdest circumstance I've ever believed. But it's best to make it clear you're not rejecting her - you just don't feel it's right given the position you're in. If you have an interest in her you might suggest trying to date first, get to know each other better before jumping right into the physical - because you think she deserves someone giving her their time than some adult being skeevy and sleeping with her while she's reliant on them.

>>8163459
Man that's both super awkward and adorable. I'm bad with relationships and stuff but good luck.

I'm depressed.

Give me happy greentext stories of your romantic/lewd successes, /clg/.

>>8161215
Why would anyone do this to themselves? Her chest must be so heavy. Just look at how tight the skin is pulled. I don't think even men would find this attractive.

>>8164071
>eyy bby, u wan fug?
>lol k
>bootybump

>>8164071
I came back home from work with a broken nose. Perp hit me because my idiot partner wasn't up to the situation and so it went to hell. Also I got bruises after the take down during wrestling phase. But we did manage to handcuff the bastard. Hospital patched me up but I looked like a bloody mess. I mean I looked heinous. Company paid me a cab home.

Gf was playing but she ran for the minute she saw me. She didn't ask what happened, she just said that she loves me. Then she hugged me for a long time and she didn't let go. I smelled like shit, blood and sweat but she was there for me when I needed her.

She helped me so much during that night and I've never slept happier than in her arms during that night. Mind you that usually I'm the big spoon but she held me close. That mattered to me so much.

Regretfully we're not together anymore but she'll always have a special place in my heart.

sneak outside to smoke and check the thread
>is dead
I mean, it is Sunday night, but damn

>>8164477
>we're not together anymore
Why

Can we talk asmr? I need some video to sleep and study to. The 10 hours video is pretty much the only one that's worked for me.

>>8164655
I only sleep and study to post rock. Also cry. I cry a lot too.

>>8164685
Don't cry :(

>>8164071
>3 years ago
>be walking in the city with crush
>we're holding hands
>face is all warm from the feelings
>happytime.jpg
Suddenly
>group of 3 girls following us
>one yell "EWW LESBIANS"
>"c-come on crush let's just ignore them"
>crush is having none of that
>she puts her hand on my shoulders
>w-wha
>kisses me in front of these girls while showing the middle fingers
>calmly smile and tell me we should go if we dont wanna be late for dinner
>my legs are shaking like noodles
>can't process what just happened
>probably was as red as a strawberry

Even though we didnt end up together and that she has a boyfriend now (bi) it's still a nice memory although embarassing to tell

>>8164714
Don't worry anon, I'm just a super softie. Post rock songs make me feel emotional.

>>8163459
nice male fantasy

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what should i do, i want to join the discord but i pretty bad at english + that would be my first time using that website anyway +i pretty shy

>>8164846
If you're french there's a french discord. What's your mother language?

>>8164848
the one with the vampires

>>8164855
Romanian?

>>8164604
Stop smoking.

>>8164886
One day
every pack I say is my last one
always end up buying more

>>8164910
How long have you been smoking?

>>8164885
Yep

>>8164938
since I was 14
so about 15 years
average about three to five shit-sticks a day

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>>8164951
RIP in peace your lungs.

>>8164956
yeah, wet cough in the mornings sometimes
yana wants me to quit, so I might actually follow through

>>8163526
>>8163575
>>8163612
>>8163459

>>Walked into my room from the bathroom way since she didn't lock that one
>>Woke her up gently and told her I made her breakfast
>>She gets up and she's wearing a t-shirt but no underwear
>>Told her to put some panties on
>>She walked out without saying anything and went out to eat
>>Changed my clothes
>>Went to make my bed
>>Opened up the sheets
>>There's a small wet spot in the middle
>>Wtf she masturbated in my bed
>>Took off all my sheets and threw them in the washing machine
>>Come out to her finishing her breakfast
>>Don't want to humiliate a teen by calling her out on it but I just fucking cleaned them yesterday and I'm pissed off
>>She wont make eye contact with me and has a guilty look, especially after I started throwing all of my sheets in the washer
>>She just left in her carpool ride to school
>>Can't get clean sheets until maybe 10 tonight by the time I get back and do laundry so I'll have to throw on my spare set
She just keeps making this awkward.. I feel bad because I know teenagers are awkward as fuck, but this is just a bit much. I'll try sitting down and talking to her tonight, and I'm gonna kick her out onto my futon.

My French gf finally said it'd be 1-2 years before she immigrates to join me in the US! We're gonna get married when she does.

>>8165006
She's just pissed, dumbass

>>8165035
Burger and French Fry will finally be united in holy matrimony.
Congrats, anony.

>>8165006
I'm not sure whether to find this strangely adorable or really disgusting.

>>8164941
What's it like as a lesbian in Romania?

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>>8165057
>finally have an excuse to post this image

>>8165052
Thank you! She's a burger fan too. Her fav place is Five Guys.

>>8165062
Paint the tractor yellow and make the men aggressively argue with each other and then you have an accurate representation of my experiences with taxis in Romania

Oh and obviously requests for 3x the going rate

And they need drive off with the change

Girls crying after sex?