Cis LesGen

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>>8059088

>>8059088
Sweet, my depression was quoted in the OP. High point of my life I think.

>>8059121
Hmm.
Pretty.

>>8059121
aren't you a transbian

>>8059154
You can tell she's a transbian just from the eyes and nose in that pic, but I don't think the Matt in the picture is actually the one posting the picture. Probably a weird meme.

>>8059154
Idk. Those eyes look like my doctor's

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>Braids > ponytail
Gospel right there.

>>8059186
based melanoma-kun. i miss the good old days of /frz/.

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>>8059088
ASSFAGGOTS is a terrible genre of games and everyone needs to know it.
>>8059163
A girl posted her eyes here like last month or something, then some weird dude posted his like people wouldn't be able to tell, some creep saved that girl's picture and tried to hijack /cis lesgen/ with it.

why do straight men feel so fucking threatened when a guy (who had no idea if they were gay or not) asks them out.
do women do this kind of shit?

>>8059121
So these are my eyes, and I have no clue why they keep getting posted here. Like maybe a month ago another anon say "post your eyes" And I was the only one who did it. Now somebody is posting them all the time. Knock it off.

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As promised here is our workout routine. Gf is at the lab so not sure which one we are supposed to be doing first, but we are supposed to do one of the sheets then after a month or so we graduate to the other.

I think it is the yellow first, and then pink. Anyway, now you have it and if we all follow it we can make clg fit again!

>>8059372
I should add that this workout is designed for strengthening your core, back, and improving overall flexibility.

>>8059342
eww I'm sorrry that happened to you.
I had something similar over on another board.

also "something nice"

>>8059163
>she
>transbian

Do you tend to find that girls on tinder are really tumblr/sjw or are they better? Is the HER app any good?

>>8056530
Anon, DO NOT let him present your findings and work anymore. He knows what he's doing, even if you get verbal acknowledgement, if he's the one explaining it, he's getting credit.
You need to be more pushy yourself, in a dominant but not obvious way.

Girlfriend didn't shower after gym and the smell made me super horny. Am I a lost cause at this point?

>>8059640
yes

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>>8059304
who the fuck is still namedropping /frz/ in the year of our lord 2017

post your bingo card anon

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Are you strong enough to do this with your (hypothetical) girlfriend?

>>8059711
jesus christ, you sure did a lot

>>8059088
Hey I finally joined the discord but no one will verify me. (I am LM if yo see this!) I am also cooking chicken alfredo (yet again) so if there is a delay that is what's up!

>>8059723
Also yes. We both can lift each other.

>Anon has it bad for her friend but struggles to keep her hopes from going up
>tfw in the news for being pathetic
Update on hanging out with her, we ended up going out with a couple we're friends with and, she called it a double date and said that we're a cute couple. But she also alternated between flirting with our bartender and saying that I should flirt with her too. It was a weird night.

>>8059723
We need more cute lesbian relationship goals.

guys holy fuck

i went over to my friends house to smoke and hang out and there was this girl there

a few years older than me, loud, outgoing, cute as fuck, bi, and single save a kinda sugar daddy thing

i was planning on being back tonight by about nine so i could get up for school, but we ended up buying cigarettes, blow, adderall, and just talked and cuddled at her place until midnight, and right before i left i kissed her and things escalated and well...

i'm normally not a very dominant person, but i pushed her up against the wall, choked her, gave her hickies, fingered her over her clothes, and oh my god... she's getting a lot of money for tomorrow, and even though i work overnight we have from 4-10 to do even more coke, drink, and...anything else that happens

i'm so excited i literally can't sleep (and the half gram of coke probably doesn't help either) but i'm all out of foundation and like most of my makeup stuff, and i have no money to get more. i'm using some face masks i had sitting around, but i'm almost definitely not gonna be able to sleep tonight. anything i can do to make myself look extra pretty? i looked like trash today so i'm sure it won't matter but... oh my god my heart is bouncing off the walls right now aaa

>>8059912
You're absolutely disgusting. I hope you get high and end up driving a car into a tree.

>>8059953
i don't drive but i'll steal a car just for you <3

>>8059912
>bi, and single save a kinda sugar daddy thing
Have fun but don't expect commitment.

>>8059912
Seriously you know where this ends. Her sugar daddy just wanted to have a threesome or watch you girls get it on.

You are going to end up also being his bitch and hooked on drugs. Don't do it. Manic pixie dream girls always end poorly.

>>8060010
i don't expect to be anything more than friends with her after tonight honestly, but she's like ... way out of my league hence my excitement

>>8060014
i've been on and off drugs for a looong time, but i don't need a man to get me hooked
i'm looking for one off sex and i'm pretty sure she is too, i'm just excited desu

like...if i was looking for a long term relationship why would we be doing stuff like that the day we met?

>>8059754
Sorry about that. I didn't get the ping until I got home. And the mods I select are useless. I'll catch you next time.

>>8060025
Behold - the complete lack of a brain. This is what drugs do. Fuck off you stupid druggie. Hopefully you get aids.

>>8059723
I've only ever done this (minus the kiss) to my best friend who periodically asks. She's taller than me so if I had a normal height girl I could do it no prob.

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>>8059372
>3x50
>3x25
>3x30
What are you doing, brah?

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>>8060114
>Sorry about that. I didn't get the ping until I got home. And the mods I select are useless. I'll catch you next time.
I actually chatted with someone named Gloom for about 15 minutes and she was really nice! :D

I can try again tomorrow or later tonight if you would rather. Whatever is easier.

>>8060114
hey, at least i'm happy. hope you enjoy being bitter and toxic to total strangers, sweet dreams <3

>>8060171

Answers are 150, 75, and 90.

>>8060171
The point is that you don't just do 150 you instead do 3 reps of 50... This is kinda the basics of >>/fit/

Gf has started to use my underwear. Nothing bad with that, but she takes from the laundry basket before they're washed. How do I deal with this situation?

>>8060199
Yeah I should be back around 6/7pm PST. If you can get a hold of someone before then that's cool too.

>>8060249
Sniff her underwear.

>>8060249
Talk to her

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>>8059372
Hm. I like it. Good luck on your routine anon. I won't be following it because I also want to gain some muscle, but I do approve.

>>8060254
>Sniff her underwear.
Hello Matt.

>>8060249
why is she wearing your dirty underwear?

>>8060272
She's a big pervert

>>8060263
>not giving all underwear and clothing the sniff test
You're trying too hard.

>>8060299
SNIFF

>>8059304
God me too.

>>8060332
For all your frz lovers how many times did you actually watch the movie.

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Anybody here experiencing "Bed death", gf have been together for a year and I already feel like a cat lady. How do I kill my death bed?

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>>8060228
Volume vs high intensity. Your volume is too high. It's like crossfit tier high. Don't lift for time, focus on increasing intensity and proper form, ya pleb.

>>8060344
Testosterone gel

>>8060352
Eww no, I don't even take aspirin. Au natural.

>>8060366
Lesbian Bed Death is natural

>>8060338
9. Not that many times, I know.

Did anybody else watch Almost Adults and not relate to it at All?

Do you still retain your gold star if you start dating a trans girl?
It's a question that I thought about when I started dating my current trans girlfriend and I legitimately want to know people's thoughts about it.

>>8060465
Only if 1) you didn't know he was a male when you started dating him and 2) he has got his franken'vagina' surgery.

>>8060347
Listen ho, I haven't been doing any physical exercise really for the last few months. My gf went through the time and effort to look up these and build a routine. I am going to do the shit out of it!

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>when she got dat ass

>>8060465
If she is post-op, you're golden.

Still more legit than the chicks who bang some chad, "while trying to find themselves"

>>8060494
Good God! She can sit on my face whenever she wants. I'm already dreaming of having sweaty post-workout sex with her.

>>8060474
I hope that's not in reference to my question. I realize it sounds very baity which is why I added the addendum of it actually being relevant to my life. I'm also very new to 4chan so not sure if this is too of topic for here or if there would be a better thread to ask this in. If so please let me know because I really do want to hear some feedback on the topic.

>>8060539
Ok newfag. If you want advice go to the tranner lesgen. Over here: >>7999930

This thread is for women who are only interested in vagina.

>>8060344
that depends, other then your bed death, is your relationship going good or bad?

>>8060539
Pro-tip: You are going to be seen as a straight girl or a "bishit" here, because you're dating a "Y chromosome". It's not fair, but them's the breaks.

>>8060539
The only other thread you could ask about it (short of making a stand alone) would be the actual /les gen/ They have a pinkfloyd cover as their image atm. Although they also don't let you talk about your gender there, so who know if they would want to hear it either.

/clg/ is the unofficial authority on goldstar status though so I think you are mostly in the right place. At the end of the day no one is going to police what is and isn't gold star (beyond obviously getting fucked by a clear cut dude)

You do you. If you are ashamed about it just pretend it never happened if you stop dating them, if you keep dating them then you have nothing to worry about because they aren't really in a position to judge you after all.

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Stumbled across this beauty today. Can't wait to paint her! ( I still have two more painting I need to finished including that archer chick)

>>8060574
Apparently, I can't type either at the moment. . .

>>8060564
Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt.

>>8060574
You just paint randos? She's pretty tho.

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>>8060491
Okay. Enjoy your no gains, haha-anon.

>>8059330
No. Girls just see it as a reason to go out

>>8059342
Never post your face on chan Anything

>>8059723
Yup

>>8060249
Ew

>>8060551
Ok I'll check there too. Though I was only wanting input from fellow cisles, but I suppose I can add that qualifier in my question over there.

>>8060574
Holy shit she is lovely

>>8060562
Good to know, thank you.

>>8060598
If you really have to ask - the answer is no. Goldstar means nothing to do with a male or the male sex organs. Doesn't matter if he got his junk chopped off and then fingers you. He's a guy. Take away the pills and hormones - he's back to being a hairy guy. Take away the makeup and the weave - back to being a hairy guy. A dude is a dude no matter if he's black, white, tall, short, fat, thin, or in a dress.

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>>8060597
>Never post your face on chan Anything
You did though I have your picture still...Hypocrite.
>>8060584
What better muse than beautiful women?
>>8060607
Right?!

Also from today's reference image haul.

>>8060564
Yeah I considered posting there after someone mentioned it, but after reading not to talk about gender I don't think it would be the right place. I specifically wanted to talk to other cisles and I assume they wouldn't like me announcing that.

Thanks for the reply.

>>8060623
I guess the thing is just like, why do you want other cis lesbians to decide something for you? Especially the ones on 4chan? Just decide for yourself whether you love this person or consider them a woman, or ask your IRL lesbian friends.

>>8060623
>>8060630
You're a bishit. Fuck off now. This is a lesbian only thread.

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This is now a goldstar appreciation thread. Subhumans must leave because you make us sick.

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hey guess what

>>8060633
>implying dating a non-cis girl stops you being a goldstar

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>>8060640
Yeah. Dating a man takes away your goldstar. Tranner = bio male. SJWs will try to argue against biology.

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Vaginas only

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>>8060633
See now, normally I'd be called subhuman on account of being dark skinned, but I'm a gold-star, so am I still subhuman?

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>>8060653
Chocolate girls are best girls.

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>>8060622
I love her dress!
I'm not too great at art yet but I've been working on sketching poses so I can draw something better then stick fingers, I really wanna do something like this photo, any tips?

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>tfw you will never sniff a pretty girl's bum
>tfw you will never have a pretty girl step on you, crushing your windpipe
>tfw you will never thank her for that honor

>>8060649
>Tranner = bio male.
not after hrt, retard.

>>8060669
Make sure to draw what you see, not what you think you see. Flip the image upside down, and draw it that way. You will be less focused on what you think you see and will notice the actual angles more etc.

Start with edges. So her silhouette. Then when you have that down move on to value (the light and dark parts of the image) Don't worry about color for a while yet. (you can even set the image to black and white in paint/photoshop)

overlaying a grid can help too. Then you only have to look at making sure proportions match the same sections of the grid you see. I draw free hand but am not good enough to be doing that and really need to take my own advice more. Also head over to /ic/ read the sticky and you will learn plenty.

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>>8060686
>he thinks he's a girl

>>8060653
Who let the shit skin out of the reservation? Haven't I told you enough times that racial segregation is the future?

>>8060697
I know I'm a girl and I know my girlfriend is too.

>>8060630
I don't really have many friends to begin and the few friends that I do have that are also into girls consider themselves bi or bi at some point in their lives.
I came to 4chan because I'm pretty fed up with the extreme sjw types in most other forums. I wanted honest opinions and not to get screamed at for even mentioning goldstar.

You do have a good point though. Ultimately I'll have to decide what I do for myself. If the general consensus is that it doesn't count though, I'll at least know not to mislabel myself if I do decide to go through with it.

Saphic Illuminati is now recruiting! We need new members for our fight for global domination. Bonus points if you bring your gf with you. Membership bonuses include all the benefits from an ancient and global conspiracy such as
>a gf
>casual sex
>lots of wine
>cute underwear
>council meetings where we plot to end men while qt maids serve us

>>8060721
>where we plot to end men
Are gays this misogynistic?

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>>8060702
P-please anon...I can do good for lesbian society. I'm good at cooking and cleaning and video games and amateur writing and computer stuff!

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>>8060703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VfwPhnNGLY

>>8060735
Yes, you can go to most of the threads outside of this one and there'll be some /r9k/ levels of hate.

>>8060740
Anon, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. Nothing personal, just duty and business. If it were up to me, I'd take you home and do some lewd things to your body. But lesbian law is the law.

>>8060719
You realize most people in the real world, who you're actually going to sleep with, aren't going to be hung up on this at all? You'll still be able to call yourself goldstar around normal IRL lesbians unless you literally fucked a cis man.

>>8060703
You need to accept that here at least there is always going to be hostility towards transwomen. I don't fully get it because them being a woman, or not doesn't really affect me. However, the whole purpose of the thread is to be exclusionary to them. I know some trans women and I think most of the people who don't view them as women have just never really met one. There are some highly fucked up transwomen out there, but I know some highly fucked up cis women too. This is the internet and people can make groups for w.e. This group is intended for cis lesbians to talk about cis lesbian stuff. Your topic was relevant because it effects you, but it is best not to push it too far. Just know we don't all see them as monsters. Personally I am just netural towards them. I am far more hostile towards men than i am towards transwomen. At least they are trying to assimilate lol

>>8060751
No one needs to know, what if I just live in your basement?

>>8060756
>a male in a dress is better than a male not in a dress
SJW please go the fuck back to tumblr. You're just too stupid to see what you're saying.

>>8060765
>t. bishit

>>8060745
I've never seen it except in obvious troll threads.

>>8060755
She could. But we all know the truth. We'll nod and be like "yeah sure, you sucked a 2-inch wiener and had a guy's tongue on you. That's definitely the same as sleeping with a woman and touching a vagina!" But really, we'll all just call her the dumb political lesbian that's just a bishit who wants to be in the lesbian club.

>>8060764
Very well, but you must still pay the rent

>>8060756
Well said. Honestly just a few years ago I didn't even know that members of the lgbt community could be real hostile to each other, I figured that everyone just accepted everyone. Ooohh boy was I wrong.

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>>8060769
I'm afab lesbian. Never held hands with a dude. I have a girlfriend - afab like myself. I make all the /clg/ threads. Please leave. You're disgusting. Bet you can't even get a real woman to like you so you settle for a dude in a skirt? KEK

>>8060776
Why would they assume that she actually sucked cock? And why do you have such a weird pessimistic, or like, cynical view of things? I don't think most lesbians are so mean-spirited.

>>8060789
you sound like you could use a nap

>>8060776
How can a lesbian be so ignorant as to think sex can only be done in heterosexual ways?

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>>8060781
I mean, in money, or...?

>>8060808
Maybe she doesn't actually have a gf

>>8060809
Servitude if you're low on funds

>>8060796
Most lesbians are not goldstar afab women. Most lesbians are overly involved in politics and rallies and blm and social justice. Most lesbians had to learn things the hard way or are naive enough to not learn them from others. I don't need to be told that me being attracted to vaginas and females is transphobic. I don't need to be told that I have to try out het shit because I'm a woman and women can't possibly know what they want. I can voice these feelings. I should be allowed to say that afabs are different from tranners without having the hammer brought down on me and being compared to a racist or some other stupid half-assed comparison. I hate no one except the ones who don't allow lesbians to be left alone. If a cis woman wants to be with cis women then let them be. I don't attack the tranners in their threads. Why must I be attacked in this thread which was specifically for cis women to not be attacked?

>>8060798
You sound like you're not a cis lesbian goldstar. Am I correct?

>>8060808
Vagina + vagina = lesbian. Vagina + not vagina = not lesbian. Do you disagree?

>>8060825
>Most lesbians are not goldstar

So they're all out of the running for you?

>I don't need to be told that me being attracted to vaginas and females is transphobic.

But.... That's not transphobic, nobody's arguing that.

>I don't need to be told that I have to try out het shit because I'm a woman and women can't possibly know what they want.

Nobody wants you to do "het shit" either, you're describing an actual misogynistic thing that happens to lesbians ("oh you just haven't met the right guy yet") and applying that issue to trans women because you hate them.

>Why must I be attacked in this thread which was specifically for cis women to not be attacked?

I'm actually starting to wonder what this thread was supposed to be for, I just want a chill space to talk about lesbian stuff without you blowing a fuse.

>>8060817
Good, great! I'd be the best servant, I also give pretty good back massages and footrubs and tummy rubs. And other kinds of rubs

>>8060811
It makes you wonder.

She did think of oral sex but had to come up with the excuse that an mtf's tongue is somehow different from a cis girl's.

>>8060825
So transmen...?

>>8060825
>you sound like you're not a cis lesbian goldstar. Am I correct?

you're not, but even if you were, you're still acting like a cunt

>>8060849
>they're all out of the running for you?
Yes. If they lack integrity their views mean nothing.
>That's not transphobic, nobody's arguing that.
Yes. I have witnessed them arguing this. And how people tip-toe around them because the army of sjws and tranners will screech for years.
>you're describing an actual misogynistic thing that happens to lesbians and applying that issue to trans women because you hate them.
Men are men. Whether they say they're "a woman inside" or not. Matt leaves cis lesbians alone and we leave him alone. Nothing to it.
>I'm actually starting to wonder what this thread was supposed to be for, I just want a chill space to talk about lesbian stuff without you blowing a fuse.
There are things that aren't suited for this thread. Go to the other one. Matt hangs out there and it's cringe as fuck but if you want to lose yourself to that delusion - there's the place. /clg/ was originally just lesgen. But at the very start there was no getting along - people hated "trannies" and there was huge amounts of fighting (someone created /clg/ but it wasn't the right time for it). They also had a "trans lesbian general". It went on for weeks at different levels but this angry tranner would nonstop screech about "transphobia". It finally got to the point I said "fuck it. Separate us entirely." And made a new /clg/. That just got him pissed off more but most anons felt relief for the first time. Cis lesbians deserve a thread to congregate too. Although you still get guys like >>8060872 who try to pollute the thread. And there was another Matt who vowed to attack the thread everyday to end our "transphobia".

>>8060884
I am. I have multiple people that can confirm so. Don't like it? Leave. There's another thread for you bishits and undesirables.

That's all I'll say on the matter. Gonna hide and ignore the shitposters now. Sorry to my fellow females. Y chromosomes are just so stupid I can't resist venting.

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>>8060825
This is probably the most rational post I have seen you do OP. I am proud. When you put it that way I actually agree with almost everything you are saying.

I also agree with >>8060849 's critiques to an extent. I feel like the main issue is this.
>attacked
I know you see this as your space but every time you post people who don't browse with the catalog [plebs] see your most recent posts at the top. (Given the population of the board that means transpeople often times) so because of the hostile tone you often jump to whenever something trans-related comes up, it baits them into the thread.

I totally agree you shouldn't be attacked for wanting nothing to do with transwomen. Especially here. However, if you are aggressively vocal about it then it just blows up.

I hate genuine SJWs but you tend to throw that label at anyone who doesn't agree with you to the letter. A lot of women like to call /clg/ their home, while I know you are OP, they have a stake in it too.

> I just want a chill space to talk about lesbian stuff
This is really what I think we all want. Even if you don't really mean it, calling transwomen, "Him", "Matt", or "Y-Chromosome" is just going to rile them up. It wouldn't kill you to call them women just to keep the peace. (I know you want total freedom, and to avoid the reddit tier stuff, and I am not trying to say that either.)

I donno OP. I like this thread a lot. It is basically the only reason I come to /lgbt/. I just want to see it do well, and be chill. I think that if that if making a small compromise is what it takes we ought to do it.

Has a pretty grill.

>>8060905
Nobody's talking about trans women or bisexual women coming here. But a cis lesbian is still a cis lesbian if she has a relationship with either.

>>8059088
Straight person here. Why not just try having sex with a guy? I'm sure it will be better than sex with another girl.

>>8060622
Lol! Suck a dick dumbshit. NEVER HAVE

>>8060905
>Yes. If they lack integrity their views mean nothing.

There are other reasons why a lesbian would conceivably have had sex with a man before, besides "lacking integrity", this isn't a war with sides or anything. Grow up.

>Men are men. Whether they say they're "a woman inside" or not.

See, that's what's transphobic, not the whole "I don't like dick" thing, which is completely understandable. You wouldn't get away with saying that shit IRL, at least not in public, so why do you expect to say it here without backlash? Like the other anon said, it's the "Matt" and "Y chromosome" stuff that riles people up.

>but most anons felt relief for the first time.

Lol, do you listen to yourself? Like it was some huge conflict.

>>8060622
Like NEVER DUMBASS

>>8060956
tl;dr you're not an afab.

>>8060936
No. I can tell you right now that if you make them feel welcome they settle in like roaches. They start tripfagging or namefagging, and if you're not cis you shouldn't post here, if you're not a woman you shouldn't post here. I keep up the vanguard because I've seen what happens when you don't.

>>8060942
Wrong. She's a cis bishit.

>>8060956
The thing about calling cis lesbians transphobes for their attraction seems to only happen on tumblr.

I've literally never seen it happen, but I've seen it complained about loads of times.

>>8060949
>I'm sure it will be better than sex with another girl.
And you know this how?

Speaking from experience perhaps?

>>8060970
You don't get to choose other people's sexualities.

That's exactly what you're complaining about you hypocrite, getting told what being a lesbian is, and then you turn around and do the same yourself.

>>8060949
I know you're trolling but that's even statistically bullshit, lesbians orgasm a good 20% more than straight girls during sex.

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cleansing the thread - ignoring shitposters

>>8060884
This

>>8060970
So is that your fallback, calling me a tranny because I defended them in your thread?

I have to ask, what is the real reason you hate them so much? Because of them "settling in like roaches", or did something actually happen IRL? And what about non-goldstars and bisexuals, did they do something too?

>Wrong. She's a cis bishit.

So now you're deciding other people's sexualities for them, isn't that what you were just arguing against?

>>8060983
Where do I get cute pictures like this?

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>>8061001
thou must have a keen eye for A E S T H E T I C and the right dumblr blogs.

>>8060905
>Although you still get guys like >>8060872 (You) who try to pollute the thread.
I'm cis and you even admitted it yourself when you called me a bishit for being a lesbian with different views to yours.

>>8060950
Just for that I'm going to post it tomorrow.

Halp, gf is sleeping on the couch again because she needs to get up early and when we sleep in the same bed neither of us wakes up because too snug... except she has broken me and I can no longer sleep without her presence. The bed feels so big... whhyeee!

Been laying here for two hours. I need my big spoon pham. :(

>>8061030
If you're that offended over the use of the term "guy" I suspect you aren't really afab.

>>8061046
It's clear that she's calling her trans there, she talks about "another Matt" right after that.

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>>8061049
Stop trying to start shit pls

We should just rename clg to Witch Hunts General /WHG/, has a ring to it.

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>>8061045
I'll be your big spoon then

>>8061053
This gif is amazing

>>8061058
Truly you are a merciful goddess. Ty

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Are ya'll excited for WW3? I might join the army. If we invade Russia's shores I could nab me a qt russian gf.

>>8061046
I'm not offended by the term guy in a gender neutral sense but you were calling me trans because I didn't meet your goldstar standards.

>>8061068
>straight up invade Russia
>Russia of all places
It's like you've never played Civ.

>>8061094
I'm skipping over a lot but the final phase should see us marching into Moscow. Postwar I will be a wealthy woman. The Russians will be a desperate lot. And I will have my way with quite a few lovely, destitute Russian girls.

>>8061153
Sounds hot. I'm going to steal your fantasy and masturbate to it.

Hey, /clg/ drawfag, how much would you charge for a portrait of my doggy? Yes, I want a big portrait of my doggo to hang on in my living room because he's qt af. Include shipping and all that shit. I'm very interested in your services and such.

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>made an instagram post about how I was kind of bugged that rainbows are seen as a "gay thing" and that I don't always want to advertise the fact that I'm a lesbian and I just like wearing rainbow patterns
>mention that an older woman started groping me out of nowhere one day and she assumed that because I had a rainbow sweatband it was okay
>comments are full of "um no women can't molest/rape sweetie ;)"
A girl who has literally had her tongue inside my butthole accused me of being homophobic. That was pretty surreal.

I'm losing a lot of close friends over it and I'm just wishing I hadn't said anything.

Blarg.

>>8061323
>Instagram post
>complains about being groped by an older woman
I don't think you belong here m8

>>8061323
>unironically using Instagram
You brought this onto yourself.

>>8061329
woo yeah i love being molested by morbidly obese hideous bloated frog-like creatures I mean who doesn't

>>8061329
>>8061336
also what's wrong with instagram

>>8061323
>"um no women can't molest/rape sweetie ;)"
people in real life think this?

lesbians are hot(if they are cute)

>>8061350
Nothing's wrong with Instagram but getting riled up over people being retarded online always seemed like such a waste of time to me.

>>8061094
This desu. I bet she even wants to do it in winter

Femme into femme even exist?

>>8061577
Here, yea

>>8061591
Ones who like femme trans girls?

>>8061595
No, I like my girls without Y chromosomes. I'm old-fashioned that way.

>>8061595
>Cis LesGen
Nothing femme about a girltinkler or a Frankenvag, buddy.

>drunk at a bar
>girl takes me to the bathroom to makeout
>tell her I have to pee
>she says she doesnt mind
>im drunk and confused as fuck and squat
>SHE KISSES ME WHILE IM PEEING
>..just got a text for her
what kind of freaky shit should I expect this weekend?

>>8061603
>t. straight guy who shouldn't even be here

>>8061600
Sorry.

>>8061605
Pee in her mouth probably

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Does anyone else get crazy horny after a workout? Post workout orgasms are fucking amazing for me.

>>8061656
Yeah I always feel sexy and pumped after sports, I figure that's normal though.

>>8060691
>>8060574
>>8060622
>All these artists in /clg/
C-can we be friends? Please?

If dubs, we go to nuclear war that finally ends humanity.
>praise senpai Trump

>>8061743
>43
Ugh. fml.

>>8061743
>nuclear war over attacks on an almost empty airstrip of a non-nuclear local power in the ME

>>8060721
>while qt maids serve us

Do we have personal maids or a few maids that serve everyone in any way whenever they want to?

>>8061656
Reminds me of this
>gf and me are at the gym
>good training
>go straight home
>horny as fuck
>get angry for some trivial thing
>she gets angry too
>hate sex
>I mean seriously, hate fucking sex
>best thing ever
After a few orgasms we were all cuddly lap cats again but it was best orgasms ever

>>8061882
>hate sex
>I mean seriously, hate fucking sex
>best thing ever
What are some of the things you did to each other?

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>>8061725
>tfw all three posts are me...
We can still be friends though! I know of two other artists in here at least they just didn't post there. There is Stalker anon, and that other one who hasn't actually posted their art here yet.

>>8061309
I mostly paint watercolor or digital, my girlfriend paints in acrylic and usually pretty big/living room size. She doesn't have a very realistic style though and for portraits you likely want something that looks like your pooch. Which is why you might still be better off with me for your pooch. I don't usually take commissions, but I could try and work something out. I just want you to be happy with it. I could paint up to a 12 X 18image with the materials I have right now. (I could also get bigger paper, but then the issue is brushes, as I mostly have smaller ones so would need to but some bigger ones and that is where the real cost lies) Art supplies in Canada are murder too.

To give you an idea of the crazy markup. (click size #10 in each)
http://a.co/d9q2wN7
http://a.co/i8fCWAp

Post a picture of your doggo so I can see what I am working with?

Here is the most recent landscape I finished the other day. (I am much better at portrait stuff though)

>>8061942
It was rape level stuff really.

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>>8061948
Haven't done digital in a while so I feel like I might have gotten better but here is an old picture of Elvis I did for my aunt.

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>>8060950
>>8060957
>>8061032
Delivered.

>>8061967
FTT?

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What did you think of the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror?

>>8062036
Made me wish for an afterlife with a qt. Also finally a happy ending of sorts for a lesbian couple
>a happy ending in the fucking Black Mirror
>for a lesbian couple
>achievement unlocked
Also,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY
I'm going to play that song as my gf comes back from uni and them I'm going to make sweet love with her

>>8062036
Definitely wanted to get uploaded for weeks after that.

>>8061956
More details?

>>8062078
probably pinned her down and forcefully held hands

I'm more curious what she said to her girlfriend while she was raping her.

>>8062087
>romance
That's saying a bit too much really, but cute anyway, thanks anon.

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>clg

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>>8062171
you're falling behind lately
you usually sneak it in a few posts into the thread

stop slacking

>>8062185
1v1 me you won't

>>8062050
This
>a happy ending of sorts for a lesbian couple
I thought it was really well done for the most part.

>>8062185
I think they alternate between posting that picture at the top of my eyes and the clg thing.

>>8062208
I'll no scope you right off the map, noob

>>8061788
>politicians not looking for an excuse for war

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>Tfw your gf gets axniety from feeling like she never has the right clean clothes.
>(To the point of her crying about it and not going to appointments sometimes)
>You spend 3 hours yesterday doing laundry so she won't be stressed the next day.
>You help her wake up and get ready for work
>After she leaves you go into the bathroom and she threw all the clothes you just washed onto the floor.

baka one of these days. The floors are always covered in glitter, or sawdust etc. Why must she be so slovenly. :/

Her apartment was always a disaster when we were dating, I guess I should have heeded the warning signs.

Have you ever wished you could be straight, clg?

>>8062242
at least all the clothes on my floor are actually dirty

>>8062276
No, men are pigs. I have 3 brothers so I really know.

>>8062276
Only insofar that it'd get my mom off my back. Other than that I've always been very happy with being gay.

>>8062242
You're dating white trash.

How can she be so needy and incompetent? Are you her girlfriend or her mother?

>>8062296
>Only insofar that it'd get my mom off my back
this. My folks we so nice to me, like model family tier, before I came out...

>>8062276
I wouldn't want to stop liking girls but liking guys too would give me more dating options and maybe a relationship that's comfier for me.

Call me mommy and I'll spank you

>>8061948
Draw anon, just give me an estimate. I'm at work and I don't have a good pic of my tail wagging buddy on my phone. He's a brown/black German Shepard mix. Also, I know nearly nothing about art, so all those fancy words you are using are not computing in my brain. I just want a nice portrait of him.

>>8062298
I mean we are both needy in our own way. For me mostly snuggles, (beyond basic) cooking and makeup tips, but for her she needs a fulltime house wife. She grew up REALLY poor so doesn't really get how to take proper care of things. (Which pisses me off because in that way she is like my sister who didn't take care of things either but my parents would just get her a new whatever if she broke it, meanwhile I made everything thing I got last)

She explained that she was in a rush for work and needed to use the dryer to get some wrinkles out though, so at least it is a little better. She also said she will try and not do that again. She gained some weight recently and now most of her clothes don't fit her and she has to really plan out what she is going to wear to look good/be comfortable. That often means digging through everything she owns (a lot) to find one specific piece of clothing for the outfit she has in mind.

>>8062036
Loved it. Couldn't believe I was watching Black Mirror. I liked the bees episode too because I was imagining the Scottish cop and Blu had the hots for eachother.

>>8062348
Scottish cop is my waifu and ya'll niggas better get off from her or I'll bite

>>8062276
>Anon, when are you getting married?
>Anon, when are you gonna have a baby?
>Anon, you are pretty why don't you have a bf?
>Anon, why doesn't your friend Anony come over anymore? She used to sleep over all the time when you two were teenagers.
>Anon, my friend has a son who would like to get to know you. Do you want me to give you his number?
>Anon, who is that woman who picks up all the time? Does she don't charge you for carpooling? What a nice lady.

The signs are all there, by my family remains clueless or they don't want to accept the truth. Life would be in easy mode if I were straight, but I love pucci too much.

>>8062353
I come from an Indian family and I've already been arranged for marriage at this point. I did tell my family that I'm lesbian, which let to the mother of all family dramas. They understood but my dad is still in shock. He'll come around because my mother is the matriarch of my family.

>>8062365
Did they cancel the marriage?

>>8062306
Apologist pls leave

>>8062242
That's shitty, but also sounds cute.

>>8062353
>she used to sleep over all the time when you were teenagers
>ywn be 16 again and spend two nights a week together with your best friend because you're hormonal as fuck and just rub each other silly
Ugh, being an adult sucks

>>8062365
So, you are going to get married either way? Do you have no say in it?

>>8062371
They did as far as I know. The guy is basic Indian nerdy man but he has good education from a prestigious uni. But my shoes have seen and experienced more life than that man. Standard boring Indian young man who lives life as his parents want him to.
>>8062378
Actually, it was "arranged" marriage. Basically my folks and the guys parents met and decided that we'll get married. Less about an actual agreement and more about status. I guess both families lost their faces in a way when I didn't go trough it. But the wedding party would have been cool!

>>8062373
>Apologist pls leave
?

>>8062353
>>8062375
Why doesn't she still come over though?

>>8062388
So, d-do you have a gf?

>>8062401
Because she's engaged now and not a shamelessly horny teenager anymore.

>>8062401
Mutual break up before we went off to different universities.

>>8062403
I'm married to computer engineering so you'd be my second woman at best.
>tfw no harem

>>8062407
>not a shamelessly horny teenager
>implying it's shameful to be horny

>>8062401
If you don't love women with your whole soul, your whole being - you don't deserve a gf. Gtfo you disgusting male apologist.

>>8062413
I wish you were a track athelete. Could call you "curry in a hurry".

>>8062422
Fucking kek. Good one, Anon.

>>8062413
If you want to use me for sex only, I'm okay with that bby.

>>8062422
>curry in a hurry
Sorry love, I play volley ball. One of the best ways to meet girls.

>>8062422
I can love anyone, I'm just not sexually into dudes.

>>8062435
Are you tall? Pls say yes. ;_;

>>8062414
Hence why I said shameless, Anon.

>>8062432
I don't do that kind of things. I like sensual BDSM too much to go with the casual thing. Also I have shitloads of career ambitions so I don't know about dating. Gf would be nice but on the other hand, it's a burden for my career prospects. Not going to let some dyke hold me back. And relationships take time and effort, which I don't have a lot because I study and work at the same time.
>>8062442
I guess? 1,73m

>>8062439
No. You're a filthy apologist and you need to die.

>>8062293
Same. But three Hetshit sisters. I've had to witness the horrors that is dealing with dudes. All my relationships have been so chill. Women are the only ones you can rely on for stability.

>
>>8062435
I played volleyball and softball and I was the only gay girl ;_;

>>8062468
Sucks to be you, then. It wasn't orgy level lesbian heaven but one girl did steal my panties once. I caught her but I didn't say anything. Also I dated one of the team mates and that amount of teasing from other members. But we were cute and they were quite accepting. We eventually broke up but we had a good friendship afterwards with occasional fucking.

>>8062467
I have never understood why so many het women go for idiot men. I'm not talking about red pill bullshit but I'm talking about idiots. Little ambition, lots of alcohol and binge drinking. All the self esteem problems that manifest in aggressive behavior problems and authority issues.

>>8062486
>aggressive behavior problems and authority issues.
Het women are sexually attracted to this.

>Binge drinking
They probably met while drunk. There's a bunch of het women who can only have sex with guys they just met while drunk.

>>8062478
Sounds very cute. Everyone always knew that I'm gay and they teased me mercilessly.

>>8062310
I can tell you have not hired many artists before.

I can't factor in the shipping costs without knowing where I am shipping to for starts. I am assuming you want to buy the original, not a print, so that drives the cost up. Then my time skills and materials. ( I don't know exactly how long it will take to make etc) let's say 150$ roughly on the low end. (Not factoring shipping or framing if that was desired.)

>>8062486
You don't even know, anon. Christ my sister had two kids with the biggest fucking loser. He was a creep. She was only 16 and didn't know better, he was 23. She finished high school and college with a kid, went on to provide all the income for their family because his dumb ass couldn't hold a real job. Finally left him awhile ago. She's with a new guy but he's not much better as far as we can see. It makes me so upset because they deserve someone so much better it drives me nuts when I think about it.

>>8062507
The problem is they are young and get pregnant so they marry these guys because they think that's what they need to do. Pregnancy is a curse.

>>8062509
Well I did go to a private school so that probably helped.

>>8062507
Can comfirm this. I work as a part time bouncer and I see way too many idiot guys. I mean the old school drinkers are good. They sure get wasted and they fight a lot but they're still good. One time the old men decided to fight, we told to take it outside and they did. They both came back with bruises and continued drinking. No longer a problem.

The young men on the other hand love to threaten us with their cam vids and lawyers. Also maker have mercy if you have the audacity to touch them, even if the guy has just molested a girl.

>>8062517
Actually, that is a story I see quite often. I don't understand why lower class females want to get pregnant early on. They don't have the finances or life situation to handle themselves and the baby is just ruining it. The men in those circles are misogynistic pigs who care only about sports and alcohol. That because they have no idea what they want from life.

>>8062547
They don't want to get pregnant early on. They end up getting pregnant and society tells them being a single mom is bad or that abortion is bad. So they marry the guy and he's always an abusive piece of shit. Hetshit women are subject to the status quo. They are expected to fulfill a role and it's always one that ruins them. I'm glad I escaped that life at least. Heterosexuality for women is a death sentence.

>>8062547
>pigs who care only about sports and alcohol
>because they have no idea what they want from life
Shit, I think this is why I care only about roleplaying games and hallucinogens

>>8062603
shut up me, you're supposed to be sleeping

>>8062547
>I work as a part time bouncer
Woah wait. I am the only one who picked up on this? Post them pipes or something! :3

>>8062590
Kind of wrong. They find a "good" guy, end up knocked up and that's about it. It's just delusions after delusions without fully understanding how life works. Then their kids end up as sad stories on Humans of New York with daddy issues and substance abuse.
>>8062603
You're a bad girl, anon.
>>8062651
Post what?

>>8062661
she wants to see your guns and/or thighs

>>8062666
Hell no. I'm not a slut for attention.

>>8062661
Kinda wrong? I've seen it take place three times. They are young and consider a "good guy" as someone who gives them attention at first. But my sisters raised their kids well. It's been instilled in them by our own mother that their children should come first. They left the fathers when it was clear their children would gain nothing by having such bad influences. I don't know how it works on the east coast - but this is how it works on the west.

>>8062698
Straight women should be banned into their own reservations.

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Sent a follow request on instagram to my crush last night and it seems she rejected it. My account is private and there's no way that she could know who I am, yet I still feel a bit bummed out that she didn't accept my request despite having 600 followers (of whom I'm sure she only actually knows a tiny portion of).

was it because I have a rare pepe as my icon?

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>>8062733
>having a far-right white supremacist neo-Nazi antisemite mascot as your logo

>>8062716
We just need to eliminate the y chromosome and create a cure for hetshitdom. Hpv is rampant, especially in the male population and can occasionally lead to penile cancer...

>>8062756
I'm not from the US, I doubt people here actually think of your silly pollitic wars when they see a cartoon frog

>>8062767
I was just being funny anon.

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>>8062677
Please. I will give you so many attentions.

>>8062820
internet attentions don't as good as real attentions

Someone needs to have sex with guys and get pregnant.

You should thank het girls for bearing that burden so that you don't have to.

>>8062802
And I'm being a sperg then. Guess that's why she didn't accept it, I probably came off as a creep
>feelsbadman

>>8062846
Seriously though if an internet girl sees someone with a 4chan symbol add them, they're going to assume it's a creepy guy and not a cute girl.

>>8062846
>I probably came off as a creep
if it worked for burger anon, it can work for you
you just gotta find the right one to creep on
>like lonely desperate girls who find it endearing and cute
>pls

>>8062833
I mean even if the world was mostly lesbian I am sure cock hungry dames will always exist. Not really something we need to thank them for haha.

>>8062862
well shit, it's not like I can send another request. I had my chance and I blew it
>>8062862
>you just gotta find the right one to creep on
but my heart is already set on a qt gymnast who loves programming but is probably a bit of a stuck up elitist ;_;

>>8062885
Create a fake account and send her a request after you build it up a bit?

Hey lesgen
I'm going skiing tomorrow because Easter break and, yay, will be sharing a room with my sister. A bed even. Oh it will be horrible.

>>8062242

Talk to her about it.

Why is your bathroom floor covered in glitter and/or sawdust?

>>8062867
Well without them there wouldn't be any children so it's kind of important that they exist even if their existence is a cursed miserable one.

I think looking down on them is kinda mean.

>>8062918
How old are you?

How old is she?

How the hell are you supposed to masturbate with this ridiculous arrangement?

>>8062918
This is sarcasm, right?

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>>8062918
Does your family secret know you're into your sister and keeps pairing you up in order to get you flustered?

>>8062943
22 and 24.
Yeah, exactly. Shower, I guess. Fingers crossed we're in the old part of the hotel where the bathroom doors aren't made of freaking glass.

>>8062947
Mostly because I love her, but see the very good point >>8062943 raises.

>>8062954
God no. My mom would probably die of shock if she knew.

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Why aren't you the slave girl of a rich alpha lesbian yet?

>>8062969
Because Austrianon is a sub.

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>>8062826
Pleeeeeease?

>>8062969
Because Austria is only interested in being a sister fister

>>8062969
because Austrianon hasn't hired me yet.

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>>8062979
>>8062982
>>8062984
Y-you too

>>8062934
I mean I pity them, I am sure they pity me. I am positive straight girls have worse to say about lesbians if discussing in private among themselves.

For starters I have heard plenty of straight girls talk about someone who didn't look "pretty" as being a dyke. Given that they use us as a stand in for women being unattractive... I won't dull my blades just yet.

>>8063073
They're not less intelligent than you. They make bad decisions not because they're dumb but because they'll compelled to so it's mean to call them dumb.

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>>8062979
>>8062982
>>8062984
I love Austria as much as anyanon, but you folks do realize that there are other rich lesbians out there.
>>8062969
I would happily be a rich lesbos slave girl. She just needs to provide me with a up to date desktop (able to run current games easily) and all the fancy art supplies and I would be her kept girl anyday.

I suppose I would want to bring my current gf along as part of a package deal too. If she wasn't open to that I would have some tough decisions to make.

>>8063100
Thanks, yeah as much as I'm flattered I'd really be a horrible sugar mommy, firstly because I'm too young and more importantly lacking any kind of dominant streak.

>>8062982
Also,
>sister fister
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here

I came in here for love and cuddling.

>>8063092
Who said anything about their intelligence? I didn't say anything about it. Are you looking for a fight or something?

Like look, we get it your straight and curious. Just keep lurking, and we will win you over eventually.

>>8062833
Yeah, and their kids are ruining society. I'm tired of hearing the same old stories of alcoholism and bad family relations. Usually they involve idiot parents who got pregnant too early. Then comes to divorce, monetary problems and all that shit.

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how many wives can I aquire for One Hundred Trillion Dollars?

Fuuucccckkkkk, parents have just booked another trip to the big shithole of asia aka India. I could spend two weeks in South America or Europe, hooking up with qt's and breaking hearts when I have to leave.

Instead I go to smelly shithole with idiot relatives who constantly ask me about getting married. Worse, the local men make me want to puke and the white guys are nothing compared to those pigs.

>>8063174
>Worse, the local men make me want to puke and the white guys are nothing compared to those pigs.
Wrong thread?

>>8063157
0.0075 of a picture of someone else's wife
that you have to return at the end of two business days

>>8063157
none but you can take me because you're listening to my favorite Stones song

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>>8063126

>>8063192
More like constant sexual harassment incoming.

>>8063139
>same old stories
A cute ex-coworker that I had a small crush on just got married to this super cringe dude. The whole time it was like watching a slow motion car crash. Anyway fast forward like 7? months later he comes out as Bi and she separates from him. She doesn't mention it to me or her other friends. The only way I found out was he came to me on facebook and started asking advice and needing to talk. He said he was suicidal so I talked with him and got him to calm down etc.

Today, he dis-activates his facebook account. I am a little worried something is going to happen and I am going to be the last person he talked to... I am on the opposite coast from him though so its not like I can go check on him.

*sigh*

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>>8063157
are you german?
>>8063174
not into indian girls?

>>8063100
I don't want just any rich girl, I want OUR rich girl tyvm.

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>>8063245
>are you German
No, but one of my wives is

>tfw no Valyrian gf

>>8063192
Or maybe she just doesn't want to get "eve teased."

Google eve teasing india if you don't know what I'm talking about.

>>8063126

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuu whoaoaoaoaoa

>>8063245
>not instantly being able to tell it's Austrianon by the migraine meds

You won't earn your stalking badge like that.

>>8063256
And I proposed before we even knew you were a rich bitch. Or that there's some trust fund that definitely isn't yours in case the government asks.

>>8063365
>my wife can tell it's me by looking at the edge of a med package
I love you anon.
>and I proposed before we even knew you were a rich bitch
Yeah because that's how true love works, duh. It's obviously fate.

Going to cut my hair short today /clg! I know you pervy fags will love it

>>8063256
>>8063413
>lesbians
>married

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>>8063365
>>8063413
have you guys met each other in real life yet or is it an online relationship?

>>8063428
Definitely, cute. I'm contemplating cutting my hair short again for summer, too. On one hand I really love my messy mane but it'd be so convenient.

>>8063441
Well, we could totally get married in Belgium, Canada, France, Ireland, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, England and America and probably some other countries I forgot.

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>>8063157
So um.... That bank note is actually really valuable if legit. You could actually buy many women.

Pic related.

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>>8060613
>he's back to being a hairy guy
Not really i get less than bios. Go see the bio version of me if it's such a fucking problem
>>8060949
>better
Ahaha
No.
>>8060344
Eat meat it's natural

>>8063469
It's an old one, they cut quite a lot of zeroes since then.

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>>8063469
>CAD

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>>8059088
>not into dick and it's totally ok
>insisting that i'm not a chick
>i'm not cinemasins but that deserves a sin
I'm done here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-bftqs_M2E

>>8063476
?

>>8063470
What is this cringy human uploaded at unsightly resolution, and with no respect for ISO?

>>8063428
post pic please, I need more cute short haired girls in my "tfw no gf" folder

>>8060344
try some new stuff aka invest in bdsm gear

>>8063495
You ask for a lot. What do I get in exchange?

>>8063513
I'll post a picture of my breakfast
t. pancake

>>8063492
>ISO
hæ?

>>8063519
Pleb.
https://digital-photography-school.com/iso-settings/

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>>8063428
how short?
>>8063495
4you

>>8063517
Tumblr user in me is exited. The economics major in me is disappointed.

>>8063538
it's gonna be a mix up anon, I'm actually not making myself breakfast foods at all!
except for like maybe a biscuit, I haven't decided, but rn it's looking like a bunch of veggies and maybe scrambled eggs on the side

>>8063533
That picture short. But blonde. Not going to dye my hair. Also she's grade A qt <3
>>8063546
Anon, you better make me pancakes at this rate, you babbling dork.

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>>8063492
I'm paying my respects to the shitty Canadian dollar. Sorry almost all my images in my shitpost folder are /v/ related in some form.

>>8063532
>pleb
Exposure compensation could be cheating. Doesn't work with DIS though
I'm done here.

>>8063559
you can't have pancakes every day!
well, you could, but you shouldn't.

also pic is coming as soon as I actually make breakfast aka do the dishes from the last time I cooked stuff

>>8063533
nice hair but it would look better on someone who looks like they could hold me down and ravish me.

>>8063573
Yeah CAD is in a really rough spot. :( like I said above the art supplies get jacked up through the roof in Canada vs the US and it drives me nuts. (often even more than the value of the inflation)

>>8063584
Implying there is ANY justification for >>8063470
Also I don't get it. Is that supposed to be a transbian or something?

>>8063602
anon, you're a lazy and also you're gay. I don't know whether to spank you good or kiss you.

>>8063610
the answer, of course, is yes

New thread soon?