That's big edition
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Old thread: right here
Hi /mtfg/, what's up?
my thread
>>8053440
nah
I've never been either
nim thread
big bean edition
>>8053446
he doesn't cuddle and talk before and after sex?
>>8053439
nim thread
>>8053426
Congrats. Boobs are fun, and when they hurt, you'll just feel hopeful about them getting bigger.
>>8053428
Like, do you feel genuine human compassion and feel a deep connection with any other humans? I'm curious.
>>8053429
Don't worry, love doesn't cure loneliness or depression if you're a person with excessive emotions.
>>8053440
No, it's difficult to fall in love for me, and I'm a slut in two relationships, so that should say something.
>>8053449
joan!
how are you :)
It took 4 hours driving and getting in an accident but at least I got my girl pills
Is the Anon that wanted to know about informed consent around?
>>8053429
I've found that I've been able to turn that depression into a source of happiness over time. Its been over a year since my bf left me, and I only really stopped crying about it late last year.
Now when I remember those times spent "aggressively cuddling" on the bed as we called it, it just makes me happy to bring that memory back and the feeling in my chest that goes with it.
Maybe my head is just messed up.
>>8053453
You and Cindy are the only ones qualified to have threads since no one else posts nearly is much
>>8053440
I was in love for the first time when I was 20
I knew it was real love because after it ended I felt like I was almost in physical pain
>>8053459
I'd like to see the tee that sleeve is from.
>>8053461
at least i get something
>>8053441
You can love again. In fact it's likely you will again.
I've had true love and then lost it and then found it again and lost it again despite never thinking it would happen.
That is the cycle of love and you lose a bit of yourself each time but welcome to being human I guess.
>>8053457
I think I'm okay! None of my issues have really resolved but I feel okay at the moment, so I guess that's something to be glad about. How are you?
>>8053464
Its a rash guard since it was on the beach, I used it to help hide myself while swimming
>>8053461
Hey shut up we like them they're both very nice and great contributurers to our little community with have going on except cindy
>>8053468
but then you find a person that you love but it's different because it doesn't end!
I still kinda want someone from here to crush on me
>>8053415
I like cheering people up
It makes me feel happy knowing that they're happy
Dubbs decides
>>8053443
I can't socialize at school rn, it's a bit complicated, I'm hoping to go to a new school next year and hopefully be fulltime by then
>>8053461
I don't post THAT much >.<
>>8053470
oh i dunno, mixed i suppose
ive lost motivation to do like anything really
looking to see if i can get a medication change to see if i can't get motivated
>>8053474
Yeah it does, one of you dies and it will probably kill you inside if they're the one to go first.
>>8053465
Nope my rear end is an exit only
>>8053479
"you turn me on bb"
>>8053449
I know I am crass, conceited, and tirelessly mordant, but I do not lack empathy nor compassion. I genuinely love my family, my friends, and my girlfriend unconditionally.
Did you confuse me with Chara?
>>8053479
slammin trannies
>>8053479
say beastiality
>>8053473
Nim can get irritable and rude some times so she's provisional nice.
Cindy Aline's and Ash are the objectively nicest.
>>8053477
LMAO WHY
>>8053474
>but then you find a person that you love but it's different because it doesn't end!
oh sweet summer child
>>8053479
>Eggs
>>8053468
I don't want to love again
>>8053479
"my sweet warm mommy"
>>8053483
that's at the end though
you still get like 30-40 years of being together
>>8053479
straight man poo
>>8053479
So you go on one date after the other? Jesus men are sick
>>8053479
poopy diapers
>>8053488
i get mad when people complain about being tall and then say they're 5'8
i don't get mean though i don't think
>>8053481
You post here every single day desu
>shinsuke nakamura will never be your husbando
why
even
live
>>8053499
top kek
>>8053494
You probably will, and you'll be dragged into it kicking and screaming and be more afraid than excited when it happens
>>8053482
Ah. Yeah, I understand the motivation problem. I get done maybe four or five hours worth of work in a week, the rest of the time I just want to sleep or just do nothing. I'm going to be in trouble if I ever need to get a real job...
>>8053458
are you okay? accident is not good
Remember to use persistent QR, kids.
>>8053501
You still get in these depressed moods which tend to bring people down.
>>8053483
>Nope my rear end is an exit only
Subtle passive aggressive diss on us who can't afford srs.
>tfw the guy i'm dating calls me and giggles all qt when he's happy and tells me he misses me/wants me
i hate that i'm totally in love with him lol. idek why i am necessarily.
my world just like brightens up when i hear his voice and all i wanna do is hug him. dating is dumb love is dumb
also i haven't eaten all day. what should i get mtfg?
>>8053483
Not with me it isn't
>>8053484
>>8053486
>>8053487
>>8053495
>>8053497
>>8053499
Fuck.
>>8053508
that's the hormones
im just a sad person i guess
>>8053504
Do not listen to this succubus
Push everyone away and never fall in love again
>>8053481
how is it complicated? regardless, hope it goes well! not sure you'll be able to hide everything for over a year
>>8053505
im behind on so much stuff for college
i thought i was graduating this semester but i guess im not
>>8053512
>dubs said poopy
>beaner says 'poppy'
you cheesed it, but it still sounds weird so it works
>>8053502
Yea but it's the only social interaction I can get and... bleh now I'm crying
So I am a loser
>>8053512
the absolute madman
>>8053509
*flaps vagina in ur face*
>>8053512
bean delivers
>>8053510
4 apples
>>8053419
>Why did you lose all your friends and stuff?
Depression, mostly. I lost all my real life friends in early high school because they got sick of my social anxiety and being sad all the time.
Last year I finally made some online friends and one of them was trans, she somehow was able to spot I was in the closet the moment we met and forced me to admit it. That was the first time I ever came out to someone and it destroyed me. I probably became clingy, I was very emotional and unstable. My depression got harder to hide. I was running a Discord server with these people at the time.
Someone else ended up "exposing" me to everyone out of spite because I didn't take his side in some drama that didn't involve me. When the rest of the people I considered friends found out, they turned on me and took every opportunity to insult me for it. Eventually my trans friend got sick of how depressed and on edge I was, told me off. And took all my other so called friends with her. Funny how they hated me for being a gross unpassing tranny just starting HRT, but not the one who's 8 years into HRT, beautiful, and posted her cock. :\
I quit the Discord, went into a huge stretch of depression and anxiety. Didn't talk to anyone for a couple months, hated myself, wanted to die. I couldn't take it anymore and tried to get back in touch with them, rejoined the Discord. Got told to fuck off, kill myself, etc. Scrolled through the history and saw that the girl who's friendship meant everything to me had said "I'm pretty sure he killed myself, who knows." I left again, was ready to just end it. Then one of the people who I never talked to DM'd me, invited me to a server he was in. Introduced me to some people. To other people like me. He was nice to me, I don't know why.
He kept being nice to me, and we grew really close. And I fell in love with him. It's the first time I've been close to someone that only wanted to protect me, everyone else just wanted me to behave.
>>8053510
dont worry you will love someone else next week
get some boneless chicken wings and a burg
>>8053512
thanks for honoring the agreement
>>8053525
****NEO vagina
>>8053488
I'm not gonna say anything about Cindy since she's literally 15 (MODS) but no you are very wrong queen nim is the nicest and you are wrong about this
>>8053521
you are not permitted to be sad
>>8053502
give her a hug n a snug or feel wrath
>>8053506
I just bumped the back of him and the paint scraped a little
I've never been in an accident so I just took pictures of everything and got his info
The cops said over the phone to just get out of the way since we were on a highway
So I drove off and I'm not really sure what to do now
>>8053521
iktf tbqh
>>8053519
Ah, that sucks. Do your best to do what you can as you can, but don't worry about it excessively, I guess?
Any mtf want to kik with a cute chaser?
>>8053533
The big spoon is a lie
>>8053534
cindy and ash are nicer and are short
>>8053525
what would you even do if Kayla licked it
>>8053542
>cute
Substantiate this claim.
>>8053541
yeah ill try
thanks joan :)
If I can save this I am a literal God
>>8053545
kek
hi /mtfg/ how do i deal with the fact that i am entirely unlovable pls ty
Having a bf is nice, imma go text mine
>>8053545
Stop being a bitch to nim I will find you and I will end you
>>8053542
We already have bean, sorry
>Really?
I think he's secretly into hit, beaner. He was waiting for you to say "y-yes but please dont think im weird" to respond "me too..."
>>8053545
i feel like we should just be nice to everyone
>>8053533
Are you saying I can dodge bullets?
>>8053512
2lewd4me
>>8053514
im already doing this lol
>>8053554
Ew you're fucking gross
and aren't you like 6 feet tall?
>>8053549
You need better excuses.
>>8053521
Its fine
I pretty much post here every single day
We can be losers together ^~^
Hugg n snugg
>>8053535
>>8053562
she is intersex so her height and feet shrank
>>8053561
It's general life advice for anyone really
Love is stupid and it's for the privileged
>>8053569
HAHHAHAHAHAHHA
WOW what a meme!
kayla is not intersex
>>8053562
I'm 5'10" but why would that make me groce?
>>8053568
>>8053554
wtf is that font
People I appreciate here probably really hate me or think Im weird
>>8053570
pardon?
>>8053538
if you are the one at fault I think you need to wait for him to contact you depending if he wants to settle it with insurance or without
>>8053577
Holy fuck you're giant. And you're 32 right?
>>8053580
>People I appreciate here probably really hate me or think Im weird
Name names. :3
>>8053576
Shut up bully anon we all know ur dick is small just go ahead and take girl pills already cuz ur never gonna get anywhere with that little shrimp
We all know that's why ur here anyway bitch :*
>>8053562
that font desu
>>8053574
just give love
strive to love every moment you experience and every being you encounter
you physically can't be that big of a cheeseball, you'll seem normal mostly, but it does help give things perspective
>>8053586
everyone, anyone?
this height talk might seem funny but it actually really hurts
>>8053584
5'10 isn't giant
>>8053587
You should stop drinking and or smoking then. You look like a early thirties drag queen.
>>8053569
>kayla is intersex
lmao
do you believe everything you read?
kayla is a regular plain old XY male
>>8053570
because he's literally perfect and i'm not
>>8053565
wtf why didn't you get the apples
>want to contact a professor I had to get a copy of some assignments I submitted
>if he even has the files still and is willing to help me out I would have to meet him in person to get them
>last time he saw me was like a year ago when I was a guy, now I'm 7 months HRT
>he's a crotchety old man
man... being trans is so awkward sometimes
I think Kayla is best girl.
>>8053576
yeah she is
any chasers want to kik with a cute mtf?
>>8053591
Jesus you're fucking annoying you pull this emo shit every god damn day.
>the entire United States Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit recuses itself to make sure the rights of a person alleging 'torture murder' by the Court of Appeals has the right to due process in suing it
>retards think MY case will get 'thrown out'
why are people with no legal training so retarded when it comes to the legal system
>>8053595
but he likes you too wtf let yourself be happy together
>>8053591
desu tall girls are really attractive
smol girls are fine
but tall girls are hott
>>8053590
iunno you
do you appreciate me
are you cute tho
im inersex
>>8053584
Please don't bully based on height or age. At least not people that are shorter and younger than I am.
>>8053599
pretend you're guy-you's sister and he was sick or something
>>8053611
who isn't these days
who else /manly man/
>>8053609
Hey you're the trip whose name I keep forgetting!
I appreciate you c:
I -think- I'm kinda cute
3 more weeks until I get rib removal surgery. Barely can contain my excitement
>>8053611
me too
my rich parents bought me a vagina and paid for my transition so I could stay at home and not work.
did yours do that too?
>>8053591
I know that feel. I hate being over 6 foot.
>>8053568
But you're not a loser, you have friends and actually do stuff other than posting here
It's not like I'm not trying, but whenever someone tries to talk to me in real life I start crying and I don't know why so no one talks to me
You're the only online friend I've had in over a year
And I haven't had a real life friend since I was 12
This shitty place is really all I have
>>8053606
didn't z just tell you to fuck off because he's going to destroy you
>>8053612
6'1 is tall
>>8053627
whomst
>>8053613
>Quitting cigs wont make me look better lol
You'll age more gracefully, and nicotine kills estrogen.
>>8053610
Well so far >besides her shitposting and trolling< Kayla is okay.
And if by drake you mean bean (im kinda newish) he's definitely cool and I appreciate him. I mean he hasn't done anything wrong to me tbqh.
>>8053624
Yeah my parents paid for my vagina and then bought me a car and said that I could have a bf and they're even going to pay for ffs its great having parents that work for the government and support you unconditionally so you can wave it in the faces of intersex passers like kay
>>8053630
are you apegie or someone else
REMINDER THAT KAYLA IS THE BIGGEST BULLY OF ALL AND TRIP DROPS TO MKAE FUN OF MERC NIM AND ELANNA
you boner
you lose
>>8053589
That's...sort of like what I do. It's really difficult to explain how I think and how it affects my behavior. I love everyone as a bleeding heart, even if it's only on a very generalized level.
I come off as a cunt a lot but if anyone here came to me asking for something or help I'd give it to them unconditionally.
>>8053637
Bad meme
>>8053613
>quitting cigs won't make me look better
Actually yes it will.
If you continue smoking you'll definitely keep looking worse. Anyone who smokes gets worse
>>8053618
two of those posts were me, not kayla
also the 4chan filenames should tip you off to that fact
>everyone coming out as intersex
i too would like to come out.................as a man
>>8053596
i'm gonna be honest here, i don't think i can handle 4 apples
>>8053607
i guess but idk lol
he has perfect teeth and a perfect jawline and perfect lips and perfect eyes and perfect hair and a perfect voice
and he's adorable and thoughtful and weirdly not even kind of piece of shit and he's great in bed and fucks me great and idk that's a lot of stuff
it's hard to accept lol
>>8053642
you're a bad meme
>>8053633
Oh, you poor thing.
>>8053601
I don't makr fun of nim, i kinda like her, she is almost as self loathing as me
>>8053628
Nah I'm 6'1 ur lanky as shit
Just find a man to make you feel like a girl it's not that hard
>>8053644
>6 3 amazon queen here
>get on your knees plebians
But I'm also 6'3. I just look like a man though, not an amazon.
>>8053647
>everyone coming out as intersex
I am betting if kayla went and got her karotype tested it would show she is xxy
>>8053616
I don't actually even look that different. This morning someone I worked with 2 years ago recognized me. I only dress and sound different. :<
actually maybe he won't even notice
Anyone here get rib removal surgery?
>>8053636
my parents bought me a giraffe she lives in my back yard
>>8053644
some people think I'm not that attractive but others really think so
>>8053656
Are intersex people usually tall and broad shouldered with aged faces? If so then maybe she is.
>>8053648
No U
>>8053659
HAH
My parents bought me three they hang out in my pool
>>8053657
if you're worried maybe just go in more boy modeish clothes
>>8053658
Do they let you keep the ribs? Can you BBQ them?
>>8053636
whoa, my parents didn't buy me a car, they just gave me an expenses paid credit card so I can uber everywhere and they cover it
thats so good.
your parents sound so great, I remember when my parents bought my FFS, it was great and I was cute before, now I'm very pretty and attractive and I get hit on anytime I leave the house, it's so annoying!!!
>>8053606
We guess. We don't care. It costs us nothing to speculate and fictionalize. Why are people who don't fix cars so fucking retarded with cars why are people who aren't doctors literally retarded with medical stuff. Being a lawyer seems really dull. I sell custom paintball stuff and probably make more money and with no debt. Fuck the law the elites play with it and we get tickets. The entire US system will collapse soon anyway probably.
>>8053646
Sempai :3
>>8053663
she'll be fine, post em
>>8053647
>everyone coming out as intersex
I am an XY man, all I will ever be
>>8053658
I would like to but like all other surgeries I will never afford to
>>8053663
>i keep wanting to post them but i don't want to hurt her feelings either lol
>they're just funny memories
ok
send them to me
so I can post them
thank>>8053647
dis u?
>>8053674
i bonered a little
>>8053599
I'm 7 month HRT and you wouldn't even be able to spot a difference. Unless you're a lot luckier than I, you shouldn't worry.
>>8053674
hot
>>8053673
That's crazy, she literally looks the same just longer hair and no facial hair.
Beanboy:
Stop bullying Kayla you lifeless losers.
When anon bully starts bullying, then.
You may bully.
thinking about angie and her suit against zukowski and it made me think of that tranny who tried to fire bomb brassard's clinic that's going to be her in like 2 years lol
>>8053670
oh my gooood it's the worst when people point out how attractive I am I hate it sooo much I feel your pain girl
>>8053684
Umm Kayla bullies WAY more than anons. There's a reason why her and Drake are the most hated trips.
>>8053666
oh yeah? well my mom let me eat TWO weiners
>>8053686
aw that is a funny and cute repression pic kayla did there
>>8053687
Actually I was able to settle
Didn't get the full amount back but oh well
>>8053670
yeh but my parents legitimately loved me
i mean they bought me a black market body transplant from a 15 year old ukrainian girl, lots of cars, and a legacy admission to harvard, but what really matters is that i will always know what it feel like to be loved
>>8053686
Stop being a bitch
This is not a place for bullies
>>8053686
LMFAO YASSSS EDIE im dying here Kayla looks like a inland empire bro
>>8053689
I don't drop trip to bully. If I'm going to bully anyone i want them to know its me doing it
>>8053686
Can you ask them how painful the surgery is
>>8053689
Yea well I haven't seen her do it
>>8053692
congrats I guess now get your bdd under control before you start mailbombing psychs or something
>>8053561
>Are you saying I can dodge bullets?
>>8053699
The point is you're still the biggest bully that post here besides drake so don't be a fucking hypocrite.
>>8053686
kayla needs to see a doctor about that purpura
>>8053690
my mom lets me get penetrated by two wieners
AFTER MY BEDTIME
>>8053694
God damn I wish I were just slightly more ugly so I didn't have to bear this burden
I also have way too much money I don't even know what to do with it all you can only wear so much gold you know?
>>8053668
I don't hide in boy mode. That's not my thing. I'm going to present like I always do, I'm just super not looking forward to it.
>>8053680
Honestly I feel like I haven't changed that much but I've gone from hardly ever passing to passing to a majority of the people I interact with. But people who knew me before never seem to notice any differences. I was always androgynous. idk
>>8053701
it would be extremely painful
>>8053712
dats a cute pic
>>8053712
I figured it would be painful
I'm only doing it so I can fit into a smaller size
>>8053714
okay well I get that that's fair. hope it goes well and you were just worrying for nothing.
>>8053719
>worrying for nothing
me in a nutshell desu
>>8053706
Maybe but I can't make promises
>>8053712
She asked you not to post her pics
How is this not bullying if she asked you not to post her old pics
Explain that to me how are you not being mean to her when you are doing the exact opposite of what she asked you not to do?
How?
Fucking how dollface.
>>8053710
can you ask your mom to buy me a vagina
I'm rude.
How do I get over a speech impediment if I just recently developed one after quitting voice training
>>8053723
oh well at least it will probably be entertaining
tfw hon bod
>>8053725
Dollface is trying to incite drama.
It's the only thing she knows how to do.
>>8053626
Having friends and being social doesn't mean you're not a loser
I dont do anything good and I never am productive with my time. I don't have any hobbies other than staying at home and playing vidya. I'm a loser at school and life, right now I'm leading my life into no where and I'm trying really hard to get out of that. Dont use me as an example, look up to other people like Carl Sagan, he's an absolutely incredibly person and achieved so much in life. I'm a nobody. You can still fix your life you can take initiative right now and overcome your fears, you have tons of potential to keep going. Try to help others and people will see how good you and would want to be friends with you. Be more social, raise your hand more often in class. Small things and small side conversations are always best as it'll build up your confidence. Best thing I can do is hopefully scrape up what I have and pass through high school then go to a shitty college and get a degree in computer science since I've completely fucked up my chances to go to a good college like Udub. You can still change right now, its still not to late.
>>8053725
kayla is a racist asshole idk why you are sticking up for her. her life isn't even that bad she just wants to whine and cry and call people names on here
>>8053734
If I'm going to go down, I would do something big
>>8053725
Because everyone knows im right that transition is bullshit and only the spoilt pass so the privileged passers mock me so my message doesn't get through
what are you listening to mitfug?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sipAD1lCKxY
>>8053599
>tfw probably have to let my previous boss know once I go full time/change names since she's nice enough to be a reference for job applications
fug that'll be awkward
>>8053730
you're pretty cool tbqh
>>8053730
What happened?
>>8053703
Merry Christmas
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/username/Kayla/order/asc/
>>8053726
Ohh
I'm sorry she only did it for me cuz she loves me so much she actually hates tranneis~
>>8053736
not really its pretty standard rectangle
>>8053748
I don't think she asked anyone not to
>>8053760
No shoulder slider.
>>8053750
Nothing, I was just going over the first posts in this thread about the nicest posters and I was like "yeah thats definitely not me!"
I keep forgetting that my self-deprecation worries people sometime.
I guess its normal for people to get a bit concerned about my wellbeing when I describe myself as a "barely sentient accumulation of human mold" or other things like that.
>>8053747
thank you
>>8053747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylQMhYqSntk
>>8053748
she didn't ask me not to lol
i deleted them tho anyways even if it was just a funny makeup pic and a nice selfie
>>8053747
I was also wondering about if a situation like that might come up for me. bleeeeh
*blocks ur tum*
>>8053756
so many people hate trannies are we really that bad
If I'm tall, will getting really skinny help me at all?
>>8053528
That sounds horrible, senpai. I'm sorry you went through that and so many people wound up being shitty. I dunno if you're still lurking, but you should gimme your Discord. Lately I seem to be on that thing quite a bit, and we should chat some.
I'm glad you found someone who loves you though. Finding one person who actually gives a shit can make a world of difference.
>>8053762
Well as long as you lose the argument that takes all the wind out of ur sails and now you just look like the stupid angry little shit that you are
"Oh lol she didn't ask anyone not to post them see lol ima keep posting them rumad beanboy xP"
Yea.
Ur a little shit haha
And you know it bitch
>>8053775
idk it made me have a less shitty body i guess
it me
>>8053767
Mhmm be nice
>>8053781
skipping leg day
Which trips have the lowest self esteem?
>>8053773
only sometimes
>tfw passed through the "puffy nips" stage of chest development and on to "tiny cone tits"
aw fuck yeah bobbers :3
>>8053786
you
>>8053786
can't have low self-esteem if you have no self-esteem at all
>>8053736
This is mine
>>8053781
>it me
can confirm
>>8053773
Not really
I live in the Bible Belt no one gives a shit about me being a tranny.
>>8053786
Me because everyone mocks my transition
thoughts?
Already have one of these from some time ago. It makes my proportions look weird.
>>8053786
Yo. Well, that's not entirely accurate. I'm confident some days and absolutely self-loathing on others.
do guys like cone tits
>>8053777
nah I just thought it was a good meme
>>8053789
Hopefully you won't stop at the "tiny cone tits" stage like mine seemingly have.
>>8053786
Pick me..
>>8053795
that's because you pass you dumbass
>>8053798
thoughts?
>>8053776
It was rough, still not entirely over it. Some things were said that still hurt me. Just glad to be done with it.
My Discord is Starlight#4764, I'm not very good with conversation and stuff so don't take it personal if I'm quiet. I'd be happy to chat though.
>>8053786
If I put on a trip again can it be me.
>>8053781
W-Well, this is me.
>>8053798
lmao i love how i just went to samsa's cam and she's talking in a deep man voice and begging for an 8$ wishlist item making shit all
chaturbate
.com/warmfreshpaint/
just another day tho huh
>>8053805
entertaining
>>8053805
cute
thoughts?
>>8053805
makes me feel p. resentful
>>8053805
I wish this was fake.
>>8053807
>paying for things
i know you put things in your butt for 15 tokens edie... but there's no need to be jealous you freak
xD
>>8053802
probably will
my older sister has a very similar body type to me and told me her boobs never grew much at all
but I'm cool with that
>>8053811
i hope they cleaned the jacuzzi properly
>>8053798
LOL
i feel instantly better
>>8053807
Lol that fucking voice of hers
>camgirl drama
fuck off with this catty shit you damn weirdos
>>8053818
i don't do anal in general other than an ohmibod that i get hundreds to sit on lmaaaaaao
she's made about....35$ tho? wow.... she's so wealthy.........
you think maybe she can pay for vocal coaching with that?
>>8053818
Popcorn time
>>8053804
I guess
>>8053825
>you think maybe she can pay for vocal coaching with that?
meow
>>8053765
Missed this.
Conversation with you is probably not unlike navigating a tesseract.
Why did Blaire's face change so much
She was so cute on the first pic
Is it body fat?
>>8053830
i love hearing her deep booming voice asking other people to tip 2 more tokens and follow the example of someone tipping 10 cents :^)
Chaser here. How do I find an abdl pre-bottom surgery gf who will let me lick her cloth diaper clean when she makes wetsy, messy, or cumsy?
>this thread now
what's with all the fucking bullying.
did people forget they're adults or...?
Any way to make my neck skinnier? I'm going to try and lose atound 20-30lbs this summer, will that help? Anything else I can do?
I feel like my neck is way too thick.
this pic is honestly how i feel about paul joseph watson.
i can't believe i used to have a crush on him.
he's so smug & obnoxious
>pjw is the new sjw
>i'm calling it right now, on record
>>8053740
I typed a long ass reply to this post up twice
And both times I accidentally deleted it
So the gist of it is
I can't fucking do anything right, the simplest social situations overwhelm me with anxiety and every time I try and fail i end up more afraid to try again
I have no interest, no hobbies, no friends, I'm ugly
I'm the perfect example of a loser
I could look up to anyone
And I like you so I look up to you
I want to be able to have friends and talk to people like you
That's all I really want right now, and I'm trying a lot, but it's getting nowhere
I don't know
No one at my school will even speak to me, they all know I'm "the fag that freaks out if you try to talk to him"
I want to start over and try again next year, and I'm trying to meet some people outside of school
I guess I'll see how that goes
But I'm a loser in every way
>go to informed consent
>have to fill out self-identification sheet with 50 categories of tumblr-kin tier choices
>just choose "prefer not to answer" for all of them and explain to doctor I'm not ready for that stuff until I'm farther in with hormones
>"Well you don't seem confident in being transgender so I'm going to prescribe a very low dose of hormones for you to try it out for a few months"
>>8053839
Bullying is fun!
>>8053835
FUCK OFF SCUM TO YOUR OWN THREAD
>>8053832
she was such a cute boy
>>8053839
being a bitch is fun get them claws out
>>8053835
>lick
>when messy
I was okay until ^this.
You don't lick the messy
>tfw having a voice training lesson each week is probably the highlight of your week
is that sad or good
>>8053839
regardless of the actual age of posters in /mtfg/ mental age differs wildly but trends towards "younger than physical age".
>>8053835
please delet this
>>8053841
yes that will make your neck slimmer
>>8053853
desu good
>>8053851
Trim the claws
No bullying
Kayla is so jealous of Edie it's fucking hysterical
I love you Edie :-*
>>8053853
the highlight of my month is getting tortured with a laser beam by an exceedingly nice lady in some enormous skyscraper so idk if your thing is sad then im pretty sad too!
>>8053855
so I've noticed...
Oddly, the youngest trip is the kindest.
>>8053858
My head and my neck are like the same width, it looks awful. I'm not even overweight.
>>8053855
what's my mental age?
>>8053860
*scritch scritch*
meow
>>8053836
Gosh angie thats really MORBID!!
>>8053865
it's a lil deep
>>8053867
the best passing one too is also super nice
>>8053862
i don't think kayla is jealous of me lol idk why she would be
>>8053869
like a weirdly horny 10 year old
>>8053867
lol no
Ash > Eva > Nim > CFH > a long list of others first
>>8053841
yeah losing weight will help
good posture too so you aren't putting too much strain on your neck
>>8053874
sounds female though
you don't have to be a japanese loli to sound like a girl you girls need to stop watching so much anime and porn
>>8053876
hmm who's the best passing one?
>people spend years of their life on chaturbate- especially on threads like these
pathetic!
>>8053825
>makes 400 tokens in 2 hours while i make ~5000 in a fraction of the time
>puts things in her butt for 15 tokens while i get naked for 1500
sad! a washed up whore! no talent!
>>8053826
ya she's funny to watch sperg out
>>8053830
lol
>>8053882
ash is always nice and always happy she's like straight out of an anime
>i dont know i dont have like the calculations or anything it was just a general observation
No fucking fun allowed.
>>8053862
Not really. Personally im jelly of elanna. Shes witty, cute, passes, done with transition, basically is everything I will never be.
>>8053885
could be
elanna,edie,anne,marina,ash,idk they are all passers
>>8053865
for a stoner boy i guess ya it's great
>>8053886
lmao this is really sad tbqh. like we can literally hear the awful voice and see her entire show is 150$. i make 300+ in my shows. rip to u both
>>8053895
h o t
>>8053853
Good! I wish I could practice voice without getting hugely discouraged and crying about how I sound, I've made no progress because of it.
>>8053879
I was a sex-obsessed teen at cindy's age (Then again, I appeared as a boy and stuff)
Man I wish I could redo my childhood / adolescence.
Cindy is the nicest imo.
>>8053881
that doesn't sound good @ all.
it also feels kinda bad that i'm basically the "horny one" now
;_;
>>8053895
she gave me advice and even reached out to me on snapchat when i was suicidal
>>8053900
>Man I wish I could redo my childhood / adolescence.
Don't we all wish that?
>>8053904
why do people think she got ffs? she looks the same lol
like it's all cosmetics. she tweezed her brows WAY higher up, contours + highlights, does more flattering makeup in general...
she's pretty but she's always had that face
>>8053864
Her boobs are kinda small. I don't wanna bully but that's a little sad
>>8053896
r u ever going to pop that herpes pimple on your dick for me
25 tokies..... come and get the bone from mommy.....
>>8053905
We should all do that for each other.
>>8053889
>being jealous of me
oh u cray
>>8053906
that seems wrong i'm kind of an asshole, in a jaded way but still an asshole
>>8053906
>not growing more focused and cogent the longer you go without sleep
Are you unaccustomed to being a night owl?
>>8053899
im mostly just trying to get pharyngeal resonance down
it's my like one goal right now
>>8053911
she no longer has a browbone and her nose is a different shape completely
>>8053902
No that's not true lol you have a really strange but fun personality I smile every time you post something
>>8053924
You seem familiar, did you have another trip before?
>>8053921
I've heard from a friend who is also getting those lessons that the techniques from your teacher are a bit personalized, but are there any tips you can give about how to improve resonance since you are working on it?
>>8053925
oh that's sad :c
Being skinny doesn't make you /more/ passable.
>>8053926
Luce, Natalie.
>>8053921
Good luck with that! I don't even know what that is, haha, I've got so much to do if I'm ever going to pass vocally...
>>8053920
I've been tremendously unfocused lately is the problem, I need to get myself back into a study rhythm.
>>8053919
I mean, kinda? I've seen you get mean before but frankly it doesn't compare to some of the absurd petty drama that happens here like all the time.
Like it might sound wrong to you because you can't see yourself as like some pillar of maturity or w/e but you have to remember this is comparing you to the rest of /mtfg/.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>8053928
uhhh
make a really bright E sound and then try to like swallow the sound
then try to talk with that like swallowed sound
it's hard to describe x-x
>>8053933
apparently that's the thing that's holding me back :(
>>8053925
w8 is this eddie or swami?
well this thread is a disaster
>>8053935
Never said fat was good. But being anorexic doesn't help either. Both are pretty bad.
Also how do you respond here when you're mostly moving and showing off on cam and we don't see you type much?
Anyway.
It's like 5 am here. I should sleep.
Please try not to bully eachother too much.
>>8053941
i guess both? swami is using her trip stirring up drama while samsa is on chaturbate. because that's a great idea lmao
>>8053938
Hmm that does sound pretty confusing, I hope you eventually get it down though!
>>8053936
Do you supplement your studying with anything?
>>8053946
>>8053948
I meant the picture m8, but it answered my question anyway.
first
>>8053950
yeah it is :/
im a dummy that can't seem to get it down though so zheanna is using unconventional methods to help me try and get it
like she's researching techniques used to treat sleep apnea for my lesson tomorrow lmao
>>8053946
It has actually been kind of entertaining so far.
>>8053951
Anxiety, depression and the occasional dissociative episode. And smoking I guess.
But in all seriousness, nah, I have an exceedingly chaotic and irregular work schedule, i'm not actually sure how I even got into this uni, specially for a master's degree.
>>8053957
eat the olive
>>8053958
How often and how expensive are the lessons usually? I hear shes a very nice person
>>8053957
You're a little late Liv.
>>8053955
o ya. uh that's her hairy pimply ass. her dick is hairy af too but idk if i should post that. why do none of the kageshi girls ever shave or wax??
or wash their hair.........or train their voices......or live as women
>>8053963
uh i was a early adopter i guess you could call it lol so it's $25 every other lesson
and it's once a week
If trump found this thread and based his opinion of all trans people on it then we'd all be gassed.
>>8053936
Idk that's a super low bar so I basically act like an 18 year old in the body of a 25 year old lol
oooo fucc edie is HONNING OUT
damn lmao
JERKIE TIME
>>8053942
>>8053948
>>8053968
>mfw $400, a $65 game, and a phone mount in 25 minutes
edie is a mess! a big fat waste! jealous trannies are truly, truly the saddest..
feels good being the biggest trans cammer™ while you're an irrelevant nobody
: )
>>8053968
her hair is rlly long
y chromosomes are dumb
heyp! How's everyone?
anything new and/or exciting happened?
I <3 u all. :3
>>8053974
And you would be first
>>8053969
Whoa how early are you talking, how long have you been having lessons for? Sorry for all the questions, I'm just really interested in being a student someday and thank you for answering what you did
>>8053976
whatever you say bb :^)
praying you'll be gendered female in broad daylight one day swami
>>8053977
it's pretty long everywhere tbqh
>>8053975
for what it's worth I'm probably not the best judge of character in terms of that, I am by all means a pretty fucking immature person.
I still kind of look up to you though. Idk.
>>8053439
My insurance covers breast augmentation, but what's the point of being a busty hon? My shoulders are 18-20 inches long--I don't know how to measure--and my hips are maybe two or three inches behind. What's the point? Why should I fucking try?
>>8053843
You're not ugly
If nobody wants to approach you then then have to approach them
You need to initiate conversations with people and be ready and prepared to speak
Start off with small things like maybe the next day talk to a person that sits next to you and ask how was their day.
It may seem meaningless but it shows to the other person they you care about then and want to talk with them.
Its just small side talk but it can really get someone's day going.
I used to be known as "the guy who did drugs and drank alcohol with problems"
Eventually I became more social and nice to people and many saw I wasn't a bad person.
Dont worry about bothering other people as most likely they won't be bothered by asking someone how their day was.
Be nicer to people and give them a hand, more people will see you as nice and not know you of being cold hearted and mean.
Just start off with small things and work your way up. Even a small conversation can mean a whole difference.
You can lead small talk between each other into a really meaningful and full conversation if you find similarities between each other.
>>8053981
Hi Alessia; there's some dumb trip drama going on, but otherwise it's pretty unexciting at the moment.
>>8053961
>i'm not actually sure how I even got into this uni, specially for a master's degree.
Perhaps you met a demographic quota or something similar. Is it going well despite unpredictable and extraneous circumstances cause by an erratic work schedule and various neuroses? You seem fairly intelligent, honestly.
Anyway, I wanna suggest listening to white noise while studying; it helped me immensely. Stuff like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpvznAiKblU
>>8053978
especially mine.
>>8053964
go eff yourself hater ill call my dad
>>8053962
how's things
are you still feeling sad
I've been really dumb and drank too much wine but I have to go out tonight and I might not make it
I'll probably just end up making pasta
>>8053968
it's weird that someone would dedicate so much time to being such a huge piece of shit
>>8053983
it's been like 2-3 months i think?
i can't really train as much as other people since i still live at home, so maybe my progress isn't as good as some others
im stuck at this resonance stuff too so if you get past that quicker(which you probably will) you'd probably have a better voice than me in the same amount of time
>>8053982
Sweet, think daddy trump would grab me buy the pucci before tossing me in the oven?
>>8053843
>the fag that freaks out if you try to talk to him
how'd you get that reputation?
>>8053985
wtf catty
>>8053981
Just the usual Kayla being a bully
>>8053991
:3 hey joanie! ahhh is it that autistic girl who's jealous of Edie and calls everyone a hon?
>>8053995
um it's better than it was like a few hours ago
still feel gross though
why did you drink so much
>>8054003
Wtf point out one instance of me bullying
>>8053439
>http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
This chart sucks for converting shoe sizes.
I've felt sick for about a week now and it won't go away
>>8054010
But that's not a picture of Kayla…
>>8054003
can Kayla actually bully anyone though? she's just a caricature of herself by now.
>>8053986
That's disconcerting
I guess I need to work harder to erase any semblance of me being a functional human being because clearly my efforts are in vain
>>8054010
how many names/variations of this pic does your autism permit you to have?
>>8053992
Nah there's no demographic quotas for like, non-EU residents at LSE to my knowledge.
It's going fairly well, I got a distinction in my last presentation and have had no grades lower than merit. I'm just absolutely horrendous at coping with the stress of academic life and it just contributes further to my mental health issues.
I'll check out the white noise thingy.
>>8053995
it is a little sad when you think about it cause she even said during her show she only came on cam twice in the past month
and she clearly doesn't take care of herself at all, and her entire show is 150$... so she's not exactly rolling in the money
i SHOULD feel bad about it and just understand that they're trolling and their lives are shit but it still annoys me seeing it every day lmao
>>8054002
i'm js
>>8054010
the aha body wash is great for ass acne btw. let her know for me.
>>8053995
that would require your dad to be there for you once in his life
>>8054022
r u going to pop that pimple for me
25 tokens...!
>>8053993
aren't you XYY?
>>8054026
is she going to get that AIDs on her side checked up?
>>8054031
why are you comparing a birth mark to your herpes
edie is on SUICIDE WATCH
>>8054022
>the aha body wash is great for ass acne btw. let her know for me.
what bodywash do you use? I have horrible skin and all the pores on the back of my legs are visible :(
>>8054033
>my warts are birthmarks
>>8054031
how come warmfreshbrewin looks cute with a flat chest but i don't
im XXY and have AIS and don't have a Y chromosome
i live right next to the gate of a gigantic military base and for the past two nights theyve been practicing with their tanks and it keeps shaking the house and its scary and kill me
>>8054028
lol is this even possible? or are you implying I'm extra manly? lol good one.
because everyone is like: Ha! I can't believe it, but you're like so manly! it would be easier for you if you were gay.
lol.
some say edie is sticking stuff in her butt for 15 tokens to this day...
>>8054021
How do you usually try to cope with stress? I've gotten pretty good at it, but I don't want to throw useless suggestions at you.
is beepbeep alright?
I remember seeing her post something about how she missed a vein during a shot
....at least I think that was her
...and I am pretty sure that can be bad...unless I am thinking of something else
>>8054046
40 mgs of fluoxetine
>Camgirls fighting
Well I guess it is 4chan why am I surprised
Anyway. Someone pls talk to me
>>8054040
Im jealous
I would go out and watch them practice
>>8053988
Okay
I'll try that stuff
I think it'll get better
I'm sorry i just kinda fell apart tonight
I'm over sensitive and >>8053502 kinda hurt my feelings
Or I guess it made me hurt my own feelings and bully myself, if that any makes sense at all
>>8054040
at least you get to see hot military men right :]
Kayla is a pure princess
I love Kayla
>>8054009
I'm stressed out
going to another city in less than a month for my brother's wedding
I'm a cliche idiot skank and I drink to cope
w/e though everything will be ok
>>8054023
LMAO
yeah tru
I'll actually be seeing him when I go
and so many other people I super don't wanna see
It's gonna be awkward seeing dad properly for the first time in like six years though
>>8054014
I have a scratchy voice
let's be sick together
>>8054014
How do you feel about Nims recent flirting with other trips?
>>8054050
camgirl would imply she even has a reputation / following or makes money
lol
>>8054046
I basically don't.
I internalise and drive myself crazy or sometimes it gets to a boiling point and I either do stupid insane impulsive shit or just break down crying.
I might come off as intelligent to you but lets be frank here for a moment: I'm kind of a mess. I'm trying to get better and I think it'll work out in the long term but yeah, my brain is full of fuck.
>>8054048
>i use that aha one from mario badescu! it's really nice desu that's why i recommended it lmao
okay I will get some ty
>>8054047
Aw!!! No I'm okay!! There was just blood in the needle when I pulled it out and that's never happened!!! Ty for worrying!!!
>>8054054
that seems like it's exciting tho
wedding and stuff
>>8054014
you said it was getting better ;-;
>>8054058
Half a grand for a few hours work is nothing to scoff at.
>>8054058
Who are you?
>>8054067
it seemed to but now it feels bad again, I should be getting a new thermometer tomorrow
>>8054052
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings desu
But I understand, I sometimes think to much about what people say and hurt myself
>>8054071
explain this image
>>8054066
no frown
>>8054072
aww :(
it can't be much longer now
>>8054070
Ily bby..I'm about to eat yummy broccoli bites and hot wings after a long stupid day at work w my manager calling me sir and the cissys excluding me from everything but MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW AAAH
>>8054064
Nah
I'm really anxious about it
I'm gonna have to stay in a house with my mother for two and a half weeks
It'll get very stressful
>>8054050
its not fighting, well I mean it kinda is
but its more business based
Dollface hangs here to advertise herself to chasers and other potential viewers at the same time she gets to help babby trans.
Samsa is here posting the Dollface picture saying its herps as a form of brand discrediting so she can steal chasers and viewers from her.
>>8053924
well, it has been hard to ignore my feelings of being super lonely.
i needed time off b/c of the way bean spoke to me about the things he wanted to do to me.
i don't think i should want to drop my trip any time soon.
if i did, i'd probably ironically go by dr. cutie, like i joked to bean.
btw, my roommate got some sticky traps.
my trap snagged a mouse w/in a few minutes just now.
my roommate didn't want it to die, hence why he got sticky traps, but we fumbled trying to preserve its life.
its face got stuck, & i doubt we could removed it @ that point w/o harming it.
his parents said to put it in the bin outside.
he couldn't bring himself to do that, so i did it.
my roommate is really soft on these little bastards
when does hrt make my face soft and not boney
>>8054088
samefag
>>8054089
wtf you killed it :(
>>8054085
lie down then
>>8054088
Bruh she just likes hanging here we trannies there really aren't as many chasers lurking for camshow links as u think lol
>>8054085
well if you start getting really bad you should :<
reminder pineapple on pizza is good
>>8054092
this time i was trying not to, b/c my roommate was there
>>8054084
ok wait
1) hot wings are delicious and i totally should have gotten some
2) why is your manager a piece of shit
3) IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!??!?!!?!??!?!?!
>>8054088
i more feel bad for samsa in this instance because as annoyed as i am that she made this meme and her autismo friend spams it, the autismo spamming it is the one that makes her look worse to literally everyone lol
>>8054086
but weddings are fun
ive heard
>>8054098
now you have to go buy a mouse to replace that one
>>8054091
Are you warmfreshpaint?
>>8054097
i only eat pizza without any sauce on it is that weird
>>8054104
do you wanna know how i eat pizza
>>8054102
no, wtf are you saying?
i don't want any mice in here
>>8054104
yeah sauce is like the best part
>>8054059
>I'm kind of a mess. I'm trying to get better and I think it'll work out in the long term but yeah, my brain is full of fuck.
That is apparent, and I do not say that as invective. I separate intelligence from sanity. It seems your intelligence seems to be carrying you through school; if you struggled with comprehending your academic material more, you would not be where you are. So, the question is: how well could you be doing if you could reasonably manage your issues?
Are you in therapy? It seems imperative you deal with these things before you squander your potential by doing some "stupid insane impulsive shit".
>>8054107
you don't want to disrupt the ecosystem of your apartment :^)
>>8054104
I got just the thing for you
>when you place an online carryout order and the store calls you asking "Are you serious...?"
>>8054106
no. stop.
I really should stop posting while playing shitty games.
people don't befriend the mice in their house?
>>8054111
certainly not anymore than i am disrupting the ecosystem in my body.
hint hint
>>8054103
half of the time
>>8054084
You're motherfucking aries like my ex!
>>8054073
I keep trying to convince myself that you hate me
>>8054110
I'm trying to get into therapy but unfortunately the british national health service seems to mostly provide waiting lists and assessments that go nowhere. I have not even been offered therapy despite the fact I've been fucking with this since november last year.
>>8054113
i just have high boney cheekbones and a boney chin
>>8054118
I don't want hantavirus.
>>8054122
What do you mean by this?
>>8054118
ikr
last time there was a mouse i made it a house out of a shoebox
>>8054118
Those bastards tried climbing in my ice cream.
>>8054070
>mhmhm. there's a lot of really good ones, but using that with a loofah will help minimize the appearance of the pores on your bod.
I use a sponge, I want to get a charcoal sponge I guess I will also get a loofah
I will also look to see if there are any bodywashes in the drug store with AHA because it costs four times what I spend at the moment on a bottle of bodywash and thats not even with postage
I might still get it and only use it on my legs which is the main pore problem
>>8054094
> there really aren't as many chasers lurking for camshow links as u think lol
no there isnt hence Samsa being here to try and discredit Dollface
>>8054070
Do you have any recommendations for something to reduce the look of pores on your face? Thats a big problem area for me
>>8053800
Guys like horny girls
>>8054127
What why?
:(
That makes no sense
>>8054126
okay well it depends on the pizza situation
pic related is the prime scenario: an extra large cheese pizza with extra garlic butter crust from hungry howies
but not all hungry howies know what garlic butter is, a lot of them think garlic herb and garlic butter are the same thing that's not true
so i have to go to a specific hungry howies to get this pizza
i spent 20 dollars on ubers and 10 dollars on the pizza itself to get this pizza
>>8054118
snicks, I found a cute little mouse in my house and I thought it was really cute, so I tried to befriend it and it jumped like if it wanted to bite me and it was being an all around asshole and it was making such a fuss that my dog woke up and she bit it and played around with the mouse until it died.
>>8054148
be normal wtf
>>8054145
I don't know
I'm mean to myself
>>8054148
y-you don't eat a whole extra large by yourself, right?
but yeah garlic is rad nothing bad about that
>>8054126
but let's be honest, sometimes situations aren't ideal
sometimes you're stuck with a pizza from papa johns, which has good cheese and sauce but not the best crust
so what you do in this situation is bite off the bottom part of the crust for each slice and then stuff the entire slice in your mouth
this creates an ultimately better eating experience when eating papa johns pizza and ive thought about petitioning the papa himself to start making crustless pizzas
pic related shows my method
>>8054134
charcoal sponges are good! as long as you're exfoliating with the aha wash you should be good. i hope they have an alternative you can get as well c:
they prob do, neutrogena i think has an acne wash? which has salicylic acid on it which can kinda help with that stuff.
also i really don't post here to get clients for cam lol. which is why it annoys me that someone spams my ~work~ related shit where i just want to hangout.
>>8054140
well for a temporary solution, whether you like wearing makeup or not, the benefit porefessional is great at minimizing pores and filling in lines and stuff.
it has a tiiiiinnnnyyy tinnnnyy amount of coverage as well so it can be worn alone without makeup if you feel like it.
for general pore minimization tho, face masks work well. like a clay mask of any sort will help. cold water rinsing after cleansing etc helps.
it also depends on why the pores are larger lookin'. sometimes they look bigger cause they're oily, or cause they're too dry.
>>8054128
I'm guessing private healthcare services in the UK aren't much better, and probably not affordable for a student. That really sucks...
>>8054154
Stop bullying yourself, Cindy, it's not nice.
>>8054074
shes a dark souls boss
>>8054099
hot wings are my new tendies i cant live without them. and yeah hes p annoying and tells literally every new worker we get that im a dude but idk its whatev bc i can tell all his friends want the gt. and yeee the 6th :) 4 more mins
>>8054123
we're fierce what can i say
>>8054149
Mice are assholes
If they come across another mice they will try to kill each other and once one of them dies the other mouse will cannibalize the other mouse.
>>8054155
yes, yes i do
>>8054136
aww :(
seems like you're sleeping so much
feel better
>>8054160
But Cindy is easy to bully, especially when you know how to hurt her
>>8054156
why don't you order a thin crust pizza?
>>8054170
because there's still crust under the slice
Talked with bae for 20 min, wew i love that man <3
>>8054171
I....I don't...
>>8054174
>bae
KYS
>>8054161
happy bday bbygirl <3
>>8054175
it's not that weird okay
I need a job
And sleep
i just dont understand nim. does she eat stale bread loafs bc its all crust
>>8054154
You really shouldn't do that
It'll discourage you from making friends. Its also a really bad thought to have and can make you more depressed and anxious. I dont hate you.
>>8054169
Cindy is a kind soul that shouldn't be bullied, especially not because it's easy.
>>8054180
Should i stop using that? He hates the phrase girl tinkler so I've tried to remove it from my lexicon
>>8054187
no why would i do that wtf
>>8054187
I don't get how she wishes the pizza was crustless...but eats all the crust plain
and calling the bottom of the pizza "crust" is kinda weird too
>>8054177
what's the issue
>>8054191
Tattoo it on ur forehead
>>8054187
nim is an eNIgMa
>>8054197
Hot, but id rather tattoo a dick with angel wings above my crotch
This years trip selection is pretty boring.
>>8054181
<33333333
>>8054203
who was the best trip of all time and why was it ufufu
>>8054201
"Spit first"
Above ur butthole
>>8054188
I don't really try to do it, it's kinda a habit
Thank you, it kinda makes more sense now, I'll try to stop
>>8054189
But if I make her cry she can get it out of her system
i think tonight i just killed another mammal for the 1st time.
i didn't watch it die though.
it wouldn't have been the 1st time i watched another mammal die anyway.
a few years ago i accidentally glanced as a cat got run over by a car for the 2nd time.
i don't think anybody here wants to read about how i knew it got run over 2ce.
it still messes w/ me remembering that.
i guess a picture of any cat stuff in this post would be in poor taste
>>8054207
The ufufu days were the best days.
>>8054203
I'm trying my fucking hardest what more do you fucking want I'm giving it literally all I have dammit I'm trying so dam hard
>>8054214
tfw ufufu left around the time you got here
>>8054212
Hey you
>>8054168
being ill has been making me sleep too much, my body just keeps telling me to rest and being awake feels bad...
if it keeps going on for another few days or gets worse I'll message my doctor, I should get a working thermometer tomorrow so I can actually see if I have a fever or not, it does feel like I probably do
I'm going to try to get some rest now, goodnight emi, remember to drink your water!
>>8054215
>>8054220
nini eva
you too!
help i think i caught the ufluflu
>>8054223
>that pic
truuuu
>>8054210
Do you wanna play DS3 tomorrow?
I'm free and done with all the things I need to do.
>>8054224
looks pretty good actually but I wouldn't really want it on my body
>>8054232
It looks horrifying lol
>>8054223
>>8054234
yea? 6_6
>>8054234
>I don't get it
and you never did......
>>8054238
<_<
Whatchu doin and stuff
How long on hrt until you felt happy?
>>8054223
Sleep on a platypus?
>>8054246
It's never made me happy.
>>8054246
not even on it yet and im already happy with anticipation so hopefully ill be ok
>>8054246
Never lol
Happiness doesn't apply to trannies
>>8054246
>implying
>>8054244
nothing, really.
sitting on my bed
>>8054218
idk >.< im gonna eat like a slob..take my doggy for a walk and go out with my parents somewhere : s buy a plushie. no big plans...buut....i did get 30 weeks of e injections in the mail today!!! v hap about that.
>>8054246
suicidal depression went away after a month when face and skin started getting smoother and softer
>>8054231
Yeah that sounds nice, I don't have anything to do tommorow other than seeing my therapist
So I'll be up
>>8054246
happiness is a fleeting emotion, it's not a constant in your life desu. i felt pretty comfortable after like 16 months on shots tho.
>>8054263
!!!!!!! YESSSS i'm excited for your shots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and honestly those sounds like really nice plans even if they're not big c: i'm not a huge holiday celebration person myself tho so ye
>tfw graduation 4 weeks away
h e l p
also I noticed my mom doesn't use my boy name anymore when she's talking to me. weird feels
>>8054118
>befriending the creatures that carried the Plague
for what purpose
>>8054246
About 6 months in I started to feel more positive about life.
I still struggle with depression but overall I'm much happier and cheerful than pre-hrt
I wanna help plan Tanya's and Cindy's wedding.
>>8054246
7 months in and I'm still not there. Few nights a week I still have anxiety attacks where I just cry in bed and can't function.
>>8054256
That's hot
>>8054239
I looked it up and I think I understand.
It's commentary on the stupidness of the universe and our existence.
It makes no fucking sense yet has amassed a huge following because fuck you that's why
I make no sense at all and neither do you because ur one in a trillion of being born, and then ur parents are one in a trillion
Which then makes you one in a trillion to the power of 2
And then the guy next to you is the same
And so on so forth and this is just the very tip of this whole bullshit we call reality and it just gets incompressible like three steps in when there's trillions of trillions of steps on top of each other
So yes.
Fuck it.
Funny meme xD
Because fuck you ur not even supposed to be here and neither am I kiss me stupid
Except not you Eddie cuz I don't like you
>>8054256
Kiss me stupid
when do you stop hating yourself
I eat like 3-4 eggs every morning, is this bad if I'm trying to lose muscle?
They're really tasty.
>>8054286
when you get a girlfriend
( psst be my girlfriend)
>>8054283
I would have said more but these assholes are talking in front of me
I don't want to flip them off cuz I "live" around here and it's nice neighborhood and they might snitch
Is what I tell myself
Fuck them just shut the fuck up go talk elsewhere assholes
>>8054286
tomorrow
>>8054288
You're fine
>>8054288
Nope. Eggs are good for you. I eat 2 a day and I can't open jars myself anymore.
gm mtfg
how are you
im having fun in qld
>>8054283
you're so weird. XD
i don't undrstand how anyone could call somebody else stupid while trying to woo them.
....
fuck. how does this shit fucking work?
this is crazy
>>8054289
Yea I kinda did
It's cool though good night I like that you post advice to trans girls and shit
>>8054300
>you will never be smiles
>>8054299
take the back of a butter knife and hit the lid in a few places so it dents a little
also use a rubber grip thing or maybe a washcloth would work too
>>8054300
omg, hi qt :3
long time no see.
how have been?
>>8054300
hi smile
>>8054307
>>8054308
>not asking your boyfriend
anyone here read books? im the only one in my little circle of friends that reads and they keep calling me a nerd
>>8054311
But you are smiles.
>>8054312
I do
>>8054315
i read a good amount, i own a LOT of books. but i never talk about it cause i don't want everyone knows i'm a nerd
>>8054300
shirt hanging off boobs
>>8054300
hi smiles
looking as cute as ever (not jelly v-v)
>>8054316
No I'm Cindy :c
>>8054321
>knowing
woops
I feel really weird about getting pre approved for a Huge house loan with no job
It's like are they insane or what
>>8054312
>implying I will ever fine a bf
>>8054315
I lack the patience for novels.
>>8054308
I could just get my boyfriend to do it for me
If I could get a boyfriend lol
>>8054315
ur friends r gay consider new ones
https://clyp.it/zqekecpe
>>8054315
i do
I like comics and manga too sometimes
>>8054302
Cuz you like me for other reasons.
So like gently pushing you away by calling you stupid is like a playful thing cuz you know I want you also
I found this cup it has liquor in it
>>8054299
ikr?
i often hurt my hands trying to open any sealed bottles or jars of anything.
i also hurt my fingers on the switch for my lamp
>>8054269
Okay good ^-^
>>8054307
why would u wanna desu
>>8054309
hiii alines c: how are you
things havent been good at all recently but for the now im good
>>8054310
hihi
>>8054322
tfw getting harder to hide at school
>>8054323
im not reeeee
also how are you snickers
hi
>>8053439
omfg beanboy made the edition lmfao
I never thought I'd see the day
>>8054347
damn good idea dingo
do I know you or are you a new trip
my roomie just asked how it feels to be a shitposter
all i could say was "feels good man"
>>8054349
Muscle atrophy is no joke. Maybe I should rock climb again to at least not turn into a helpless noodle arm. Since I'm going to be single forever and all.
>>8054351
been better
can't find a job, lack motivation to do anything
just in a rut
you?
>>8054359
im fairly new so you probably dont know me but hi
>>8054356
no u
>>8054365
Eheh
Ur like really cute quidy
>>8054351
aww, poor girl.
i hope things get better for you soon.
anyway, it's kinda funny how many persistent i'm starting to attract
>>8054356
stop,
you're making me laugh & feel embarrassed
>>8054361
yea, & i was already pretty weak in the 1st place
>>8054361
i consider it a joke bc my arms r still kinda big and my dick works 100%
>>8054360
But how does it really feel to be a MASSIVE shitposter?
>>8054371
That's cute lol
It's just light flirting. I need to go to bed
This little bit of alcohol made me feel sad in a good way
I'm glad to be alive
Goodnight, stupid.
how long until this atrophies
>>8054371
*persistent men
>>8054376
feels a bit like taking a dick up the butt but in reverse
>>8054379
stop calling me stupid
>>8054380
you dont even need a muscle apostrophe your arm looks nice and i want to touch it
>>8054389
i wanna atrophy so much that i just dissolve completely
>>8054382
To BE a massive shitposter, not take a massive shit.
>>8054370
Just pretty drunk is all, not cute
>>8054391
shit, you're asian?
i bet you're SUPER pretty
>>8054394
dont we all
>>8054395
There's a difference?
>>8054397
Not this again lol
I just look androgynous at best
>>8054405
bitch, i look androgynous.
let's see your face
>>8054403
Are you saying you're shitting on all of us, is that what you're into?
>>8054412
No I wear diapeys
>>8054409
no
>>8054414
hmmmmmmmm
what if...
naaah..
but maybe...
>>8054413
I don't think the bully anons are around right now, Lani. You might wanna put the bait and tackle away.
>>8054419
Those are my exact thoughts. Another one is about how I never really post anymore.
>>8054421
You can do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU
anyone into fighting games? injustice 2 is looking hot
>>8054414
[post censored due to image limit being reached]
>>8054428
Only one other person here expressed an interest in Tekken 7
I am really sad I would like to go to EVO 2017 with some folks
We can play all the fighting games
Then do a bunch of coke and have orgies in a hotel room full of snow
Then gamble all our money away and make it back again
>>8054424
damn
it was worth a shot