/mtfg/ - male to female general

yes hi hello

nim thread

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sup

Chasers please report in

What do you want in a gf

Franna thread

>Try to go to sleep.
>Instead can't stop thinking about what's going to happen if I get outed.
>Convinced I'll go do something dumb afterwards if I'm not ready to be out.
>Could actually see myself making an attempt on my life if it does happen and people react badly.

Any advice on how to get over this?
I don't want to die...

>>7998316
I really really liked their chicken McMuffin
I really wish they'd bring that to North America
7/11 isn't the worst and I did get some prepackaged stuff their but generally just like cup noodles

>>7998312
You don't say

>>7998334
can I go to ur wedding

>>7998342
id be pissed desu

>>7998332
Trannies are failed straight men. Chasers just havent grown up yet.

>>7998344
Yes

>>7998334
THIS

>>7998344
Absolutely

>>7998348
I like boys though

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>>7998342
did y'all get the chicken biscuit? is it similar?

whataburger's honey butter chicken biscuit was my fave

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I have realised the legend!

>>7998357
No you're not
You're "bi"

which trips are gay lesbian homo dykes

>>7998355

topkek

>>7998361
no

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>>7998362
me

Should I drastically change my diet, significantly reducing protein intake, to try to lose some of my muscles?

>>7998362
Myrthe

>>7998362
lel
me n jequin

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>>7998355
>tfw autistic

>>7998367

Hey Nico, how's it going? :3

>>7998367
it was historical necessity u dumb ultra

>>7998362
Straight men?

tfw big ol hed xD

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>>7998362
i think we pretty much all are

i was thinking about getting a trip but i think sertii has locked up gloomy in her dungeon

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>>7998374
autism is fun tho!

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>>7998368
i did that. worked out well.

>>7998381
>tfw not in sertiis dungeon

>>7998381
I can generate a tripcode for you.

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>>7998382
Usually

>>7998377
i'm just shitposting anon

>>7998376
hello
i think i might be moving out soon to a much cheaper place
will be able to afford hormones and laser and stuff much cheaper

>>7998383
What are/were your macros?

>>7998342
looks/sounds tasty
http://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/quality/basic_information/menu_info.php?mid=9080

I like how the fireofish is in the breakfast menu :D
I want to try the shrimp and teriyaki burgers

>>7998381
I don't know who or what I like

am very confuse, pls help

>>7998362
don't tell anyone
but
Anna

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>>7998358
Chicken biscuit?
Never tried ;_;

>>7998347
I was just heartbroken and then when I got home was mostly just suicidal

>>7998348
I like boys uwu

>>7998360
GOD DAMN IT AMY

>>7998397
are annas cute

I got a letter in the mail from my birth state about correcting my birth certificate. Is there any reason I should? You don't really need to show anyone your birth certificate for anything, do you?

>>7998389
i just quit lifting, started cardio, and ate healthy green shit. i was already kinda lanky before but ive reached a new level of L A N K

I'm thinking of maybe tripping now that I actually have a name to use, but I'm kind of worried you'll all hate me. Then again I'm highly unlikely to be the most hated person here so why not

>>7998401
LAUREN

>>7998387
sometimes....

>>7998363
I don't speak Japanese, apart from the usual hello/goodbye
You honestly are usually ok in most interactions without speaking the language

>>7998402
Passport, military, brand new state IDs..

>>7998399
sent in the other thread cuz i'm dumb
>>7998307
that sounds good! except for the bf part, hope i didn't bring back any shitty memories :<
btw, do you speak japanese? or was it easy enough to get around with just english?

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>>7998405
Is this amber?

beepbeep

>>7998400
But it's my power to be a girl!

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>>7998401
ABSOLUTELY

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>>7998415
skrrtskrrt

>>7998414
Yep <3

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>>7998386
gloomy said she'd found a goatherds trip, seems appropriate but thanks

>>7998395
i just go with pan tbqh

>>7998399
it's a southern thing
pic related (sweet & spicy jalapeno cheddar chicken biscuit)

>>7998399
:(

sorry

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>>7998392
oh! also the ginger burger, that looks good

>>7998399
at least we in the commonwealth call biscuits what they really are >:3

>>7998405
give it a go
you can drop trip whenever you feel nervous and stuff

>>7998388

Well that is awesome :)

fem&ms are yummy, but laser is too expensive imo so anything that helps is a plus!

>>7998405

lol just do it you silly duffer, like it matters what anyone here thinks <3

>>7998349
?

>>7998418
oh
carry on then

tfw no lasers being shot at your face rn to fix your rosacea

>>7998435
pew pew

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>>7998437
omg so nice

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>>7998422
You should do it~
I love your name ^~^

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>>7998425
>not having american biscuits
i guess they're kind of like a savory scone? but better especially with honey or gravy

um guys help i'm vegan now i won't have this stuff anymore

>>7998405
biggest reason i don't want to trip is archives tbqh

>>7998423
I don't know though.
Repressing kinda screwed me up and destroyed any and all shreds of sexuality.

I don't want to do anything but hug people and cuddle.
At this point anything more seems like it'd be upsetting.

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>when ur mums friend suddenly asks how taking the pills is going
t-thanks mum umu

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Just watched the new Dave Chappelle special on netflix. He did a bit about trannies and said "the T in lgbt should stand for tough road ahead, " and "these cats are gangsters, beating niggers in the oppression Olympics and shit, newly minted women are thugs"

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>>7998437
bang bang

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>>7998441
we're not that far off really, i'd like to get in a relationship before too long but it's been over a decade since i really connected with anyone

the hugging, cuddling and groping part is fun, the sexing doesn't seem important

>>7998446
chapelle was always a great guy

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>>7998446
>tfw most hated minority

>>7998446
i laughed at the bit where trannies are beating black people in the oppression olympics and how thugs are now starting to wear high heels to feel safer

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>>7998411
See >>7998408

>>7998423
That looks tasty holy fuck

>>7998424
It's ok I'm over him now

>>7998425
That's a biscuit?

>>7998371
>In France, McDonalds had to make large greenhouses to grow the lettuce and other veggies they needed for their burgers.
eh, that's not so surprising they like having consistent production of their toppings.
going seasonal in France would be more in line with the countries eating style
>Their meat is so heavily filled with salts, etc, that it is classified as preserved meat. Hence able to get by import bans on fresh meats from countries with hoof&mouth disease.
I don't doubt it
we had a court case in the 80s over "100% Australian Beef", turned out that was a registered brand
Aussie McDonalds is now ACTUALLY made from local beef and the burgers are honestly okay, nothing great

>>7998440
is there some kind of vegan cream you can eat?
because like, I have the perfect scone recipe
http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/lemonade-scones/292387e6-4dcf-4c72-b8e6-e903384d1c34

also pumpkin scones :3
http://www.abc.net.au/local/recipes/2013/06/11/3778932.htm

>>7998446
Chappelle is too intelligent for his profession

>>7998445

Outted by mum, classic...

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>>7998452
ill take that as a victory.

>>7998402
if you can change it, do so. As said you need it for new IDs, passports, etc.

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>>7998456

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>>7998451
Just learn to get cool friends

>>7998439
That means a lot coming from you. I'll do it. Now I just need to find my trip.

>>7998454
>That's a biscuit?
e-even Canada has fallen ;~;

>>7998461

Cheer up frangi, its not all bad :3

>>7998449
I've never had an actual relationship
was too scared to do anything with anyone because yay repression.

sure I'm still only 21, but whenever I feel like someone likes me I get upset and can't handle it because I still don't have a healthy view of relationships or intimacy

that on top of the shit sundae that is being trans makes me feel like dating is going to be impossible and I should give up now

>>7998465
You're British?

>>7998456
im so grateful that my mom has kept it secret

>>7998447
that's that shit I don't like

>>7998446
I found that whole bit to be outdated and not really funny. Guy tries to say he's accepting then bashes trannies for 10 minutes and says jenner used to be a hero but now since they're a women theyre just embarrassing

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>>7998461

>>7998471

Sheen is a dirty Queenslander :P

>>7998475
Confused beep
Is 40mg too high?

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this man walks up to you and says hrt is illegal

>>7998479
australia isn't real

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>>7998471
Australian

>>7998479
this

why do i always feel like i'll never pass despite constant reassurance from people that i will

always just feels like people are trying to make me feel better or something

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what if....

>>7998482
"i don't know what that is, please leave me alone"

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>>7998482
i get the fertilizer and blow up his house killing all 145 of his family members

>>7998482
literally get the fuck away from me

>>7998455
Well, it took awhile to AU to finally get up enough beef produced of a high enough quality for McDs. My uncle was one of the suppliers for genetics for new herds of cattle.

>>7998478
>cis women

>>7998482
I stab him in the gut with my comb shiv. He looks like he deserves it.

>>7998317
>Aw, why?
No pass because I forgot to buy passes and they sell out quick
Guy mode bc I don't pass yet

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>>7998489
>>7998492
>>7998496
>>7998490
He throws a crystal at you and gives you big hands

>>7998481
That's a lot. But idk. I do 10mg a week only

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>>7998455
>http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/lemonade-scones/292387e6-4dcf-4c72-b8e6-e903384d1c34

yum

i think i can use avocado to substitute for heavy cream for baking

>>7998454
they really are amazing

>>7998470
nah it's not worth giving up

i wasn't much younger than you when i had my first real relationship, and desu i've only had one intimate relationship

>>7998473
grateful my mom's dead

loved her but she would not be okay with this

>>7998475
that's too bad, maybe i spoke too soon

>>7998498
i wasn't paying attention, atlanta or sf? i'd think passing wouldn't be an issue in sf at all but i dunno, i don't girlmode much here in denver and as far as i can tell my not passing isn't an issue either

i want to make a friend so we can go clothes shopping and they can help me put together cute outfits

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>>7998501
fuck

>>7998481
>>7998502
Only inject 0.5ml of 40mg/ml E to get 20mg dose, or inject 0.25ml to get a 10mg E dose.

>>7998501
use my giant hands to do the world a favor and throttle him


then off myself

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>>7998487
JUST SAY IT ALREADY

>>7998362
mercury

>>7998468
Hmmm you're right!
Not like she's posted tranny support stuff on facebook (yet) :3

>>7998478
>gurrrrl
Literally my sister every time she sees me

>>7998512
succ my bobs

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i have injections now

>>7998482

"Yeah I know, that is why I use bitcoin"

>>7998502
Yeah I agree. I'll probably do .5ml instead for every two weeks to see how my body reacts to it along with 5g
Spiro.
Once I see my hormone level report next month a Mazzoni, I'll decide whether or not I need to change it.

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>>7998512
I DON'T CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW

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>>7998409
>>7998460

I got my new military ID and DL without showing my BC, but I guess I should to get a new passport.

Is it weird that I kinda don't want to change it? Like, getting a new license and all feels good but changing my birth certificate feels like I'm trying to erase who I used to be. I guess I'll always have the knowledge though.

>>7998482
THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE THE GUY WHO SAT NEXT TO ME ON THE BUS

HOLY SHIT

>>7998518
nice
are you still living in the woods?

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>>7998478
delete this

>>7998478
this is just silly

>>7998520
Is mazzoni giving out injections now?? Haven't used them in months

>>7998518
did they make you grow a uterus

>>7998522
>valq pussy shot
delete this
too lewd!

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this guy comes up to you, lays on your tummi and starts purring

what do

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>>7998528
not really

>>7998523
The change is so you can control who knows you were formally male. Otherwise anybody you have to show your BC to will know.

>>7998532
give him a pat
once

>>7998532
patt hedd
scritch chinn

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>>7998517
No.

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>>7998532
scritch the butt

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I think nim would look cute with cat ears

>>7998541
succ

>>7998534
im vry fortunate to have never come across anyone like that then whew

>>7998532
start a hit webseries on youtube with my best friend in the whole wide world

>>7998478
Fucking saved.
So
Fucking
True.
Omfg

>>7998516

OH GOD... I really hope that never happens to you :/

I know people are just trying to be nice... but its fucking embarrassing

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>>7998544
NO

>>7998332
cute delicate little thing that wants me to protect them and curl up under my arm or be my little spoon

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>>7998543

>>7998503
Atlanta, soon to be in San Diego

>>7998550
Describe appearances and personality

>>7998532
scritch behind the ears.
After he leaves, go take shower.

>>7998547
She always used to post thumbnails of pictures she found on google images of like "I love my son/daughter" depending on if she was talking about me or my sister.

She does *mostly* respect me wanting to keep it hidden luckily

>>7998549
mommy miwky

>>7998537

Well when you put it that way it sounds like a pretty good idea

>>7998532
give that sexy motherfucker whatever he wants
like damn!

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>>7998532
Bite him, grab him with my front claws, kick him with my back

>when a boy licks your sweaty little girl tinkler

can you get an orchiectomy without being diagnosed trans or cancer?

>>7998545
im gonna start mine first and get a head start on you okay

>>7998560
yep...

>>7998565
smol
girl
penis

>>7998566
Yeah, many do it under informed consent or with a letter.

>>7998569
god i wish that was me
?

>>7998567
okay is it ready yet?

>>7998529
Nope
I got mine at a compound pharmacy

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>>7998531
What if it's just a little bit & I look like a boy with my super tight sports bra

>>7998573
yeah i just put it out

I suppose this old one should do for now.

Sushi roll cooling in the fridge wish me luck

>>7998579
link???

>>7998582
Omg.
Take luck
What's in it?

I love Valq

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>tfw your cousin tells you he will let you stay at his place while going to college
>turns out to hate trans people
>somehow they figured it out about me even though I pretended to agree with him
>getting kick out now for being trans and my cousin "doesn't want me influencing his little girl"

>cancelled my lease back home, quit my job, moved everything I own out here
And just to get kicked out again...

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>>7998552
oh duh. atlanta & san diego. i made a stupid.

>>7998585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWm5wOP7Gk

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>>7998581
Amber!! :D

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>>7998478
>You are so BRAVE
My step mom said this when I came out to her and my dad :/

>>7998557

Oy vey! How is the HRT going anyways? :)

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so like
anna
right?

yeah shes a qt

>>7998577
How much a week? 10mg?

>>7998595
Cindy <3

You've quickly become my favorite.

>>7998586
Egg salad
Panko crumbs

>>7998591
That's why I've been sending you videos bb

>>7998571
whoa an answer thanks ^^

informed consent orchi?
where?
how much?

Who's the most passable trip here, without makeup?

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>>7998592
that sucks brah.

>>7998602
20mg every 2 weeks

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>>7998603
I'm looking forward to having you around ^~^

>>7998604
What THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
THAT'S NOT SUSHI.

>>7998592
christ you okay?
hope you atleast have somewhere to go

>>7998607
every single one

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>>7998592
make him legally evict you lol, that should be fun

but really just find a place in town, look for a gender center or maybe a group at your college, tell them the situation and ask if they know anyone that can help you get situated

>>7998607
i pass as an ugly guy the best here

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>>7998604
elanna are snails cute

>>7998597

Fully triggered every time...

>>7998611
I'll try to be around more

>>7998606
There's lots of doctors that do informed consent orchis.. Most want you to be on HRT but some don't.

The asking price seems to hover around $4000, I occasionally see dips down to $3000.

An exact where? I can give you the names and informations of a few doctors I had in mind for mine.

This is just the US at least.. Not sure at all if you're in EU/AU/etc.

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>>7998612
yes it is

>>7998607
There is no right answer to this because looks are subjective

>>7998622
No.
That's white people sushit

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>tfw imagining you telling your 15 year old self that someday you would consider getting your balls surgically removed

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>>7998616
That's not a snail

>>7998612
Fuck your rules bruh

>>7998598
Pretty good!

I think I'm at day 59 rn and me and Anna both noticed my nips being a lil puffy so I know I'm not just being delusional about it (again)
Skinn got better (i should lay off the chocolates for an even better effect though)
And taking my girl pills at school goes smoothly c:

Thanks for asking!

>>7998594
wtf nim it doesnt work

>>7998619
self-med probably doesn't count as "on HRT" -_-

That helps thanks ^^
If you could share that info it'd help a lot, I'm in the US

>>7998594
what the heck there isn't anything there

>>7998628
Idve believed it.
I was tucking back then.
Ha

>>7998626
>tfw nobody to sushi roll you

>>7998633
idk what to tell you it's working for me

>>7998628
i remember when i was 15 i despised LGBT. look at me now >>7998383

>>7998626
I want a maeve roll

>>7998627
nah, those are some australian maki rolls
lobster avocado and lettuce, teriyaki chicken, egg salad, prawn

>>7998635
Most doctors don't care if you're self medding as long as you do it safely. They have no moral or legal obligation to protect you.

Do you have $4000 in cash?

>>7998626
>>7998638
>tfw nobody to sushi roll you

>>7998642
White people.
I'd eat em. But they're more like little eggrols than sushi

I just started my period!

reminder just be you're self or else...

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i want more voice ratings desu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BbwuPILc1x

>>7998643
That's neat
All the medical people I've known have been real intrusive

I have 3k in a bank account I could probably access, and I guess I could save up another thousand in the next few months.

>>7998647
Gross

>>7998647
fake big sis >:(

>>7998652
Want to have babies together?

>>7998647
congratualadsions

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>>7998613
My cousin threw all my shit in the barn and told me to sleep there with the pigs so I'll be alright. What I need is to start walking to Gettysburg (3miles) to pick up some whiskey to get over this shit though. Gonna start on that

My cousin and I both being vet's I thought he would understand

>>7998647
make sure you get on the pill
don't wanna get prego

>>7998648
but I hate myself

>>7998648
but my self is shit

>>7998647
thank fuck I don't get those

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Any other anons beach body ready? I can't wait for summer.

>>7998646
I thought an egg roll is what we call spring rolls?
also like, the Japanese do have tamago maki so idk... and they most certainly have ebifry rolls

my favourite is inarizushi or salmon aburi nigiri

>>7998658
what the hell, that's so mean

how can someone go from opening their home to you to treating you like that :(

>tfw your boyfriend is meh-ing about/at you :c

>>7998663
she does not look that bad for her age tb h

>>7998661
>>7998659
>>7998656
>>7998652
>>7998647
Wrong tripcode..
>>7998653
Nim is smart.

>>7998663
hon-lord/10

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>>7998670

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>tfw not a lil roll

>>7998663
Tfw this is me

hey who wants to come to the pool with me


>>7998639
no its not!

>>7998647
diva cup

>>7998658
I've learned to never trust any family I didn't choose.

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>>7998659
>>7998661
just be you're self...

>>7998678
can i go to the pool anne

>>7998663
olde lady

>>7998658
kill all his pigs

>>7998554
Shoulder length ish brown maybe blonde hair, anywhere from 5'6"-6'0", i'm 6'5" so height isn't a big deal, A-B cup nothing real big just perky, average weight or a little extra just not anorexic

quiet kind of introvertish but likes to go out once in a while, too shy to hold my hand so I have to reach out and grab it, loves to cuddle under blankets on the couch or snuggles into my chest when its bedtime, likes to argue because she knows if she gets me mad i'm going to tackle her and blow raspberries on her stomach until she's about to pass out from giggling

idk what else just some things that pop into mind

As it happens, $6 wine is shit, Hailey lied to me.
>>7998053
>What exactly is buggy?
It's hard to describe. Dirty but not, I suppose.
>Is there a comparable flavor?
*Kinda* like dirt, maybe?

>>7998684
>tfw 6'1

>>7998641
shnugg
>>7998675
>>7998645
>>7998638
*sushi rolls u*

>>7998684
>you will never have this

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Guys, I’m shaking. I’m fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with chara. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get chara pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would russia create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.

>>7998671
I'm sorry?
>>7998681
If I had any other choice I'd take it.

>>7998689
hugg

>>7998682
you have to live in the neighborhood to go

but i'll lie and tell them that u just moved here it's no problem

It's tummy tickle day!

Come over here and present your tum!

>>7998687
>tfw 5'8 110 pounds
feels okay man

Fyi peeps dat ain't the real ash

>>7998674
are you disagreeing or what? go look at the thread with the Aubrey Plaza bikini pic in the op

people need to quit watching so much porn


but tb h I just noticed that doll in the bottom left lmao...

>>7998684
marry me

>>7998691
please don't rape hamsters

>>7998632

Urgh ikr, stupid E making you want all the junk food xD
Yeah, I mean you probs take AAs at home anyways, popping some estrofem is pretty sly ;)

People at work see me doing it, and I dont really care :P

>>7998687
no one ever complained about an extra inch silly

>>7998690
thanks for the reminder anon :/

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https://youtu.be/l9-NOIalUYU
uwu

>>7998699
We know

>>7998693
okay cool

what if i don't go in the water

>>7998691
What the fuck lol

>>7998696
no my tummy's fat
>>7998699
then who is?

>>7998691
seek sunlight

>>7998703
Beep is also smart

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>>7998702
is it rape if she wants me to rape her?

>>7998697
pls don't brag :(

>>7998704
id love to lose two inches and be 5'11!

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>>7998684
Hi, you've described me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ui2XV-LfAg

This could be your life if your repress!

>>7998703
Oh wow is that an actual thing?
>.<

Yup! Cypro at night and progy in the morning and also at night.
For all my classmates know, it's just a vitamin or a lil m&m :3

yeah, it's your business anyways

>>7998701
hmmm I get to pick the centerpieces and you have a deal, I'm free next week can you make it?

>>7998691
cyka blaat

>>7998684
hi it me but i dont date chasers :<

>>7998716
i still need to grow out my hair
>pic related >>7998383

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1 month since E. Progress is being made!

>>7998717
Your 15 stahp

>>7998708
why wouldn't you

there's no where to sit by the pool so they'd probably tell you to get out of the pool room if u weren't swimming nim

>>7998684
hi it me and i want to date you :>

>>7998723
Hey, sorry, I was afk doing stuff like trying cheap wine, I expanded on the buggy flavor here: >>7998685

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>>7998663
stop posting my pics without permission

>>7998658
your cousin is a shithead with no morals, only spite

>>7998717
you're still grounded young lady, go to your room, and i'm changing the wifi password

>>7998650
You're trying really quiet
try louder

>>7998714
considering she's insane
probs

>>7998717
lies a girl like that is only in my dreams don't tease me like that :(

>>7998658
desu that just sounds horrible
I don't get people

>>7998737
i can't talk any louder :(

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>>7998691
great post

>>7998730
can i keep my shirt on

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>>7998740
scream

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>>7998709
ill make one for you in a sec
>>7998712
no sunlight sucks
i just take vitamin d instead
>>7998722
fucking cykas
>>7998737
hmmmm
really makes me THINK
>>7998742
thanks homie

>>7998663
lol, she has a more feminine body than me.

>>7998724
id rather be like that and 5'8 desu :(

>>7998684

Bro that is literally every chick here...

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>>7998728
But I need to feel love
>>7998736
But I'm lonely ;~;
>>7998738
I'm real

>>7998752
>wanting to be a womanlet

>>7998723
i only pretend to be a chaser to lure cuties in before they're stuck with me being their boyfriend
>>7998731

wow is there really this many people similar to >>7998684 ? how can I find you all in the wild

>>7998745
yeah of course there's nothing wrong with that

>>7998749
W-wha

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i rly need a bf it's important

>>7998755
>tfw 5'3 womanlet

>benis no longer works and I feel like it looks like shrinking is starting

how long until it evolves in to a smol girl benis?

>>7998748
i can't!!

>>7998755
uhhh 5'8 is tall for a girl lani!

>>7998763
let me succ

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>>7998691
She is pretty cute, honestly.

>>7998726
i c boobs starting

>>7998752
fair enough, i just wish i was a inch or two short. havent started HRT either :(

>>7998758
what if i get nervous and red in the face

>>7998753
well no fucking wonder I can't find any of them in real life they're all piled up here, some of you need to get out more so I can run into you

she succ me and i uwu

>>7998767
that's a bad anon
no dessert for you tonight

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>>7998766
sounds like something a womanlet would say

>>7998757
oic

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>>7998757
you can't we all have anxiety disorders

>>7998754
yes but no meeting people from here

go out and be cute like you did today, you will end up with a cutie bf

>>7998754
Ash should be your big sister too, she could guide you well.

>>7998770
They're breast forms =(
I'm anxiously awaiting when I notice the real ones starting to grow!

>>7998777
no it's something a giant is saying ;-;

drunk ppl shouting outside
flatmate is angry
goodnight mtfg

>>7998775
i sure did

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PINEAPPLE PIZZA

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>>7998663
My body is like, the one thing about me I don't completely hate.

>>7998689
Maximum comfy <3

>>7998740
l o u d e r

>>7998749
*pat*

>>7998760
I wish I could cut stuffs like that

>>7998785
send your flatmate outside
two birds

>>7998781
oh sorry, they should start soon tho

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>>7998778
I'll keep trying ^~^
>>7998780
She lives near me I think >~>

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>>7998667
He's an alcoholic that's being living on his trust fund and inheritance.
>>7998680

I definitely learned that lesson here

>>7998683
I can't. Two wrongs don't make anything worthwhile.

>>7998736
I wish someone had been able to tell me that before I got here

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>>7998788
:)

>>7998772
then u dont have to stay

>>7998754
>I'm real
likely story from a figment of my imagination
>>7998778
>you can't we all have anxiety disorders
zzz then one of you needs to drop in my lap already if no one wants to come outside and say hi