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Old thread: >>7991453
First for Ash is mine!
I think I'm a girl
>>7992965
ash is A G P
Keep in mind I literally just started today. I'm not some meme-master-guru, so take everything I say with a grain of salt.
>>7992301
Honestly I'm not too proud of it either. I'm careful, don't worry! I've been pretty picky with who I go out with.
>>7992323
Yep, sadly
>>7992331
How it's working for me is that there's a "weekly allowance" or something similar. Because it's not directly paying for dates or "sexual favors," it's not prostitution.
I'm not making 3k/mo off of it atm, but for the amount of time I put into it, it's definitely worth it imo. it's basically around 50-100/hr of actual "together" time. Even more if they're a busy person.
Some guys are pretty nice tho. I'm honestly surprised by the people who reached out to me.
>>7992338
Pretty much
>>7992354
Memes ARE reality
>>7992371
>the type of person
t..thanks...?
>Carries 2 knives
>Law enforcement dial with external phone buttons
>Lotsa martial arts
>Plan to CCW
>>7992397
If you have a chance to do it, do it safely and not excessively. Make sure you have a job in addition just for security and for the sake of having a job; but make sure it's a job you actually give a shit about.
>>7992426
I'm 0% transitioned and people will still pay for boymode
Tfw pleb is awesome
>>7992959
is that supposed to be femboy or girl?
>>7992969
Don't care about memes!
I'm gay
First for Mercury and Ash OTP
>>7992969
How can a cis girl be agp?
>>7992980
am I a trap then?
>hint: I am.
>>7992982
disgusting
>>7992968
I think you are too
>>7992970
how much?
>>7992968
I think ur a grill 2
>>7992987
you're a tranny, traps are male
>>7992994
Ash = pure girl
Mercury = obsessive creepy Hon
>>7992940
Don't let Faye see that post lmao
Ash is nice and also cute! I'd date her if she asked me?
We don't really know each other at all though dude
I think she's short too, but I've mostly conquered that insecurity
>>7992950
Rude
I'm a pure Catholic woman of God
I don't swear, sin or have sex
My body is a temple and a vessel you butt
>>7992990
She has real big boobs and a real vagina. I think you're confused.
>>7992996
but I'm a boy.
>>7992992
S A V E D
A
V
E
D
>>7992968
Yep, it seems everything's in order, you're a girl.
>>7992979
Did you like the game?
Why am I a creepy obsessive hon though
>tfw ur a girl
>>7992993
R E A D I N G is fun
>>7993001
I-I have a folder....
>>7993007
I just loved the kitty cat, but this is cute in its own way :3
>>7992999
checked
>>7993007
Kei, important question, how gay are you?
>>7993007
sorry im autistic desu
When I'm fulltime I think I'm just gonna copy yuis outfits
She's pretty fashionable
btw, I went out in my old guyclothes today, and people thought they were my boyfriend's.
>>7992999
I DONT THINK SO BUM HEAD
I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU
How do you make the emptiness go away
>>7993020
>She's pretty fashionable
??????????????????????
>>7993004
What or whom are you obsessing over?
>>7993011
>mfw it will never happen
I'd totally get a cat, even if I have an allergy
>>7993014
I'd say bi, but apparently that's just a meme
>>7993017
Don't worry, we all are
>>7993020
When in doubt, copy anime clothes
>>7993026
what would a mentally damaged coalburner know about fashion
>>7993031
is that you miss cock?
>>7993026
She is desu, nice cute looks
It even says so in the show >~>
>>7993030
They're the cutest ^,^
>>7993030
cats are the best :3
I'm gonna be a weird old cat lady with no kids when I grow up.
>>7993023
Perplexed?
>>7993040
I can't take care of myself let alone another living creature
>>7993025
fill it with something or someone.
>>7993046
Talking to someone seems your best bet, then. Or find some fulfilling work. It needn't be paid, just whatever fills that hole inside you.
>>7993039
Is there anyone on /mtfg/ who actually wants kids when they're older? I don't see the conversation come up often.
Personally, I don't want kids.
>>7993040
I want qt transbian and qt bf
how do I choose
>>7993047
Money, essentially
Get a fun hobby, like guns
FUCK I WANT TO BE A CUTE GIRL BUT 6'4, MUSCULAR AND GOT MACHO ATTITUDE, JUST.
>>7993053
Calm down kayla
>>7993009
I'm glad you like it uwu c:
why are there so many very tall trannies
seems trannies are taller than cis males
>>7993053
How's your face tho.
There are lots of cute girls i know who are tall, muscular, and with a meme attitude
>>7993045
You're kind of forced to be obsessed with yourself, for bettor or worse, because you are the person you have to be around the most. So I think that's normal.
>>7993050
>Is there anyone on /mtfg/ who actually wants kids when they're older? I don't see the conversation come up often.
I do! Or at least, I would. I don't want to adopt, I didn't have money to spermbank, and I obviously can't have kids normally. But mostly, it's just a painful topic for trannies.
>how do I choose
Go full meme with polyamory, or just go with whomever you fall for first.
>>7993055
>I got fired from my last fulfilling job
How'd you get fired? And what was the job?
>>7993045
I take all my advice from anime
Yui inspires me and I wanna live in her image
She is a model for everything a girl should be
>>7993050
I really want kids desu, but I can't cause I'm trans :c
Adopting isn't really the same to me
>>7993025
Anime
>>7993039
Same, I wish my family had pets
but my parents are allergic to their hair
which is weird since I'm not
Just moved 18 hours from Alabama to Hampton va to transition. Downside I live in the ghetto so debating if this was worth it. I mainly just wanted to get out of the Deep South. Anyone know any cool stuff to do? Photo is my cat.
>>7993050
>Is there anyone on /mtfg/ who actually wants kids when they're older?
I do. Surrogacy or adoption. I'm selfish so I lean towards surrogacy but either way, I actually would like to be a parent.
thought my mom was starting to accept me, but today she went all out with the "i'm trying to ruin her life", "you wouldn't be all alone without me" and "you were a normal boy until you came up with this"
good times
>>7993058
subset that is having issues. Short ones pass easy and get on with their lives. I have to go to tall women's stores for clothing. Not many around here.
>>7993058
Cause the height draws attention to them. You don't even notice the short ones that aren't cis cause they blend in.
>>7993050
I want kids
Tbh I just want a pretty normal boring life: couple kids, an SO, steady job
>>7993059
BABY FACE BUT SADLY GOT WIDE NOSE
>>7993063
Pharmacy
They hated me there and I hated them
I exposed a lot of flaws in their system that was killing patients
I had to draw up and design entire new training manuals for every employee
I had to quality control the pharmacists
At that point I basically had enough evidence on my end to bring it to my state board and get the pharmacy closed so they just fired me before I did anything
>>7993064
>She is a model for everything a girl should be
except for her sub-80 IQ
Me and bf gonna fug tomorrow and eat and entire bag of warheads and cuddle
>>7993066
not near far enough to get out of the south...isn't that place coastal. Beach comb.
>>7993082
that sounds painful
Do we pass?
>>7993087
as 12 year old boys, yes
>>7993085
For you
>>7993087
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>7993081
Yui is a smart girl! She does well in school and got into a great college!
>>7993041
AHAHAHAHHA
YOU ARE SCARED OF MY MIGHTY AWESOME POWERS????
>>7993087
cute boy love
>>7993050
I mean, I think I'm too broken to be a mother. My mom was emotionally abusive, and my dad was basically absent except for sports - both are high-functioning alcoholics, and I don't want to turn into either.
I think it's extremely selfish to want kids but not expect your life to change. You have to be both willing and able to give up all of your time to take care of them and teach them everything they need to know about the world.
Honestly, I think the idea of treating a child like a child actually won't help them in the long run.
A lot of people here want kids, but being sterile is extremely depressing to think about, so it doesn't come up much because nobody wants to talk about it.
and I really don't enjoy guns. I'd rather play videogames or cook.
>>7993087
is this a joke or something?
>>7993065
I'm allergic to cats but not dogs. I would gladly sacrifice a couple hundred dollars a year for allergy meds tho.
>>7993083
It's better than where I was I think everyone seems cool right now. I lived at the bottom of Alabama and I'm mixed mexican and white so my mom got a lot of racist stuff thrown her way so we were looking for an excuse to leave and I was part of it I guess. It's ok so far there's malls but I've never liked the beach much.
i have no redeeming qualities
how to become a lesbian?
>>7993113
snugg
>>7993113
hueheuhe
>>7993063
>polyamory
>Scotty, engage life setting to "meme mode"
>>7993067
>surrogacy
Sperm bank?
>>7993077
I'd say your life goals are admirable; good luck!
>>7993078
I have a wide nose
Lotsa people have wide noses
You can still pass fine probably
>>7993087
With more work, yes
>>7993100
You should totes get into outdoor rec stuff. It's pretty fun
>>7993113
but you're Maeve
>>7993114
Meme pills
>>7993114
suck on my feminine benis
>>7993120
>>surrogacy
>Sperm bank?
No, if I get married I'd want surrogacy with my husband's sperm. That way at least it's half of one of ours.
>>7992997
t. chaser
>>7993113
.-.
>>7993114
Go back in time Let your mom sexually abuse you as a child and then you'll have an unwanted desire for female romantic and sexual companionship
Or just date studs and superdykes who are practically men
I played with a baby today and talked to her and made her burp and it's THE FIRST TIME EVER that a baby bursts out into uncontrollable tears.
So I guess HRT might not be such a meme anymore.
Also, Babies smell sooooooooo nice.
>>7993124
>castrate yourself
>raise another man's child
thats pretty cucked desu
>>7993129
My mom sexually abused me and women just look like deformed monsters to me
>>7993103
Besides the whole not-being-born-the-right-gender thing, what do you hate about yourself? You seem all right.
I wish I had a tiny tummy.
>>7993133
Another woman's child.
This is why nobody talks about wanting kids here. There's no answer that isn't depressing.
>>7993143
post tummy
If I don't desire sex at all, but would like to do it with someone I love mostly for the intimacy does that make me asexual?
>>7993143
Eat less.
fuck, I've been counting calories for the past two weeks and going off the wrong setting for weightloss which is why I've only lost a kilo .__.
>>7993152
No that makes you normal
>>7993154
>counting calories
>>7993147
true :(
>>7993152
That makes you non degenerate.
Cindy please stay pure don't let the weirdos here corrupt you
>>7993079
That's... really fucking spooky. Are you going to the state anyway? You could do that, right?
>>7993113
Wrong.
>>7993120
>>Scotty, engage life setting to "meme mode"
I mean, I don't personally like it but it works for some people. But you're not gonna be doing bisluts any favors by essentially being a bislut~.
>>7993152
Nah.
>>7993156
also macros
>>7993152
its means you're low test
>>7993154
Eat some ice cream to make you feel better! ^^
>>7993159
It's honestly for me more depressing than >tfw big shoulders, and all that. Having kids is so fundamental.
>>7993162
I have no evidence and they could sue me.
>>7993153
I already do.
>>7993156
>>7993162
Neato
>>7993160
I'll never be corrupted ^,^
>>7993165
I love cypro desu
>>7993169
Then wait. You'll get one.
How does this image make you feel
>>7993152
YOU ARE FIFTEEN YEARS OLD
>>7993134
You know it's funny bc as much as I hate my mom I seem to be most attracted to people like her in actions or appearance
Psychology is funny isn't it?? Lol
>>7993138
The trans thing isn't that big a deal to me, I wish I had known my options sooner and I wish I had acted on them sooner, but given the differences between my sister and I, I'm mostly okay with the being raised as male
The things I dislike about myself are related to my character and mental health mostly but I don't really get into that kind of stuff here lol
>>7993151
Just find a turbo dyke
You want a stud or a stemme
Probably a stud
>>7993175
>wanting kids
>>7993168
Well shit. Getting a hobby would help fill the void, I guess. Hell, everyone in here needs a hobby or two.
>>7993173
Good girl.
>>7993175
>half black
Grateful.
>>7993175
Happy for the mother
Wish they'll have a happy family life
>>7993177
Something about distant parents and being attracted etc.
I'm attracted to abusive and neglectful older men
>>7993156
Counting calories is literally the only way to directly track weight loss, you silly cunt.
Don't discourage fatties from proper methodologies
Protip: eat more fiber and micronutrients to feel full.
If you aren't losing weight, you aren't tracking calories accurately. Get a food scale
Hydration is inarguably better than exercise. Both are great but aerobic exercise is objectively bad for fat loss (anaerobic is great, but if you aren't in a caloric deficit it can promote muscular hypertrophy, albeit in very small amounts)
>>7993171
I'm kiddiiiiiiing. At least you spotted the mistake now rather than later.
>>7993180
Are you a shitskin subhuman
june 24
>>7993120
THANKS FOR MOTIVATION HUN
>>7993175
Angry that she's throwing away her aryan genes on a nigger baby.
>>7993175
>>7993175
>tfw never gonna be a mom
also, wow the miracle of life
>>7993167
I almost feel like having a kid is a purely selfish thing to do
like you're forcing the kid to exist and then you get to raise it how you want
>>7993180
I like shooting my guns but ranges are far away and it hurts my shoulder and it costs a lot and I have no money.
Games don't really interest me as much. I don't have anywhere outside to go. I dunno..
>>7993164
...for fat loss?
Probably less important than just focusing on fiber intake and calories.
Unless you are engaging in athletic activity, your macro spread realistically doesn't matter much.
I didn't see her but the cashier at the grocery store was mean and so was a bunch customers today so I'm going to drink anyway
>>7993189
snugg
>>7993175
doesnt make me feel anything really this webm however
>black baby
I am guessing she is going to end up a single mom or dead in a ditch somewhere
>>7993177
I understand, and I will not belabor this, but I highly doubt you are bad enough to warrant hatred of any kind.
anne thread
>>7993120
camping's fun.
I don't like the sporting stuff tho.
>>7993202
Drawing? Reading? Anime? Chess?
racism is bad and there is nothing wrong with interracial parents
what are psych wards like?
>>7993192
>tfw failed to trick my crush into throwing away his aryan genes on a tran
>>7993217
False
>>7993187
I know its just, people make fun of me all the time and I am actually trying :/
>>7993203
not really athletic activity but I am cardio-ing and I've reduced my protien to next to nothing so the remainder of the muscle from working a physical job for almost 7 years gets stripped away
I'm going to drop the calories by 400
>>7993191
Well for the record, I have put 0 effort into transitioning so far so I'm probably not the most knowledgeable
I'm just sayin' a wide nose shouldn't stop you (Unless you're fat squidward)
>>7993185
Nice trips
I'm just saying counting calories shouldn't be the only thing to do when getting /fit/. For me, it's pretty low on my list
I feel like there are more important things to worry about like exercise and diet (fiber and micronutrients, as you said) instead of how many grams of water you can boil with your food.
>>7993212
I absolutely hate sports too
Come innawoods with /mtfg/ friends if you ever get the chance. There's a few of us in here
To everyone participating in this spam.
Seek sunlight
Have sex
Hit the weights
Take a shower
Read a book
Better yourself
Call your parents
Wear cologne
Make some friends
Make positive relationships in your life
GET
A
CLUE!!
>tfw your big muscles randomly trigger dysmorphia
>>7993218
Scary, a lotta people there are mean, and it's a lil hard to get out
They also won't let you have hormones in my experience, stay away from psych wards, some even make you strip to check your body
Bad places
>>7993227
Negroids have a significantly lower IQ and racemixing destroys civilizations
>>7993231
huggin elann
>>7993213
Not a creative person, anime bores me, I guess I'll play some chess
Had this game a while back
>>7993234
Here's your (You)
>>7993225
Like whom? There absolutely no shame in self-improvement.
>>7993230
>sunlight
>Washington State
>hit the weights
But I wanna be qt grill
>>7993230
that stuff won't make me a girl
>>7993246
It's true
>>7993233
oh
>>7993237
ok
>>7993230
>seek sunlight
I burn easy
>have sex
I'm pure
>hit the weights
I wanna be lil
>take a shower
I do every day
>read a book
I have eye problems but I read comics sometimes
>call your parents
I'm always with my mom
>wear cologne
I'm a girl
>make some friends
I'm trying >.>
>make positive relationships in your life
Tryyying >>
>>7993252
Based.....
>>7993256
hugg
reminder its never going to get better :)
:'/
>>7993247
'anons' who complain that I'm still fat after three years
>>7993151
>Men are annoying
Yeh.
This is a truth
>>7993236
Hugg with muscles
>>7993218
depends on where you go and why you're there.
some psych wards are really shitty, some are kinda nice. Usually there are a lot of nice people working there and staying there. The food is pretty bad all around.
if you're so crazy that you're forced in and refuse to accept that you're actually mentally ill, then it's going to be miserable and you're going to rant about them and resent the healthcare system forever, like Alex.
If you're just recovering from a complete mental breakdown and need help, they're not so bad imo. Just a little tiring sometimes.
They can keep you isolated from the outside world as well, which is hit-or-miss. On one hand - hey, no sources of stress, and no significant responsibilities. On the other hand, you're mostly cut off from everyone you know.
Oh, and if you're being referred to one, I highly recommend avoiding the schizophrenics. They're not fun to talk to.
>>7993229
>innawoods
whu
>>7993266
It's possible for it to get better
Are u ok
Do you need someone to talk to?
i miss kiwi and pookie
Nevermind odn't even want to play games just listening toi sad music now
>>7993248
yeah
>>7993217
I'm like multiracial and none for the worse.
So i guess this is true...uhhh but i think the whole concept of race is really idiotic
>>7993233
I actually had a nice experience at a psych ward once
Another girl there was really nice to me and comforted me when I was scared to be there
She said my hair was pretty and kinda hugged me
That was nice
im gay
>>7993276
I'm just considering it right now....
scared of cost and doc lowering hrt though
>>7993291
hugg gay nepnep
>>7993230
>sunlight
>washington state
u must be a joke
>>7993237
do you have a link to the thread
>>7993294
ew huggs r gay
jk <3
>>7993296
iktf
literally my whole life
>>7993300
isnt it?
Nep has gone full shitpost mode
seek sunlight
not psych wards
>>7993277
i dont think talking will make my face change
>>7993293
poke around a bit, and see if your doctor can recommend you a knowledgeable place.
>>7993296
it's surprisingly sunny during the late summer.
im scared
>>7993276
Come do camping stuff
>>7993296
Hey, stop stealing my jokes
>>7993231
i think you're bicep pic look good, and healthier then gross twigs skeletors like nim
>>7993310
.....ahh
Well
No, I guess not
I hope you feel better /:
>>7993315
Hugg
Don't be scared
>>7993323
thank you
>>7993316
ohhhhhh
it's so pretty :3
>>7993318
Yeah, I know it's healthy, and they're not even that big.
I just occasionally get episodes where I look in the mirror and literally see a male torso and shoulders because of them.
>>7993330
Correct.
Seek outpatient care.
>>7993304
yes
>>7993315
hi scared
im dad
>>7993316
where is that pic from?
>>7993314
wew some people are NOT happy
>>7993330
It's not a good time, stay away from psych wards >.>
>>7993311
well yeah I know, but washington must continue being the state of eternal stormy clouds and rain for memes
>>7993266
*Hugs beepy and kisses her on her forehead*
It will get better.
>>7993336
>male torso and shoulders because of them.
what kind of dysphoria induced delusions....
I think you honestly probably have the most womanly figure out of all mtfg
I havent been sad in weeks wtf is happening to me
Give me one reason not to pull the trigger on my gun
>>7993345
When I went through Washington on a road trip it was sunny and pretty
>>7993354
lasagna
>>7993354
What caliber
hrt pie
>>7993354
it wears out the firing mechanism
>tfw no psych ward gf
>>7993266
I keep thinking this but it keeps getting better
I'm so scared
>>7993354
It's unlikely you'll successful commit Suicide via that method
>>7993372
what are you scared of
>>7993367
thats becayse you sare a fucking young transitioner
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT FIFTEEN YEAR OLD WHO WILL HAVE A NORMAL LIFE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7993151
You need to find a FtM that doesn't want to transition.
>>7993314
fuck that's awful
i better be successful at killing myself
>>7993354
I really can't think of one, as long as you properly aim down range, and make sure you have a clear line of sight at the target.
>tfw nervous over nothing by still hitting myself over being nervous
>>7993367
I was close to ceding myself into a psych ward a couple weeks ago but I decided against it
Probably would've sucked ass
>>7993360
you just saved a life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF0zefuJ4Ys
>>7993381
Yeah man it's no fun
I wonder if y'all can pick out my posts lol
>>7993375
life
>>7993351
My roommate said basically exactly the same thing like a minute ago
Idk I think I might be legitimately insane
>>7993342
>>7993328
From when I went backpacking in NM
Weather is wacky down there
>>7993384
>ceding
*checking
Fuck this dumb phone keyboard
>>7993389
>most womanly figure out of all mtfg
YEAH YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>7993376
>normal life
>with a benis
>.>
>>7993384
Psych wards suck but thinking about it all the other kids I've met there are pretty nice, I was in girlmode my last time at a psych ward and a boy actually said o was cute like ahhhh .////.
I guess sad ppl are just nice
>>7993396
Good night, sweet princess.
>>7993404
I was never a princess
>>7993399
why were you at a psych ward i thought you were normal and pure
fucking whore.............
>>7993407
You are tonight.
>>7993396
its much less guaranteed if you do it through the mouth
just do it through the temple
>>7993396
Honestly I would use a shotgun for that kinda stuff, just to make sure.
Also why would you even shoot yourself. There are so many fun things to do, like shooting other objects.
inb4 tech destruction channels
>>7993399
B-but there are nice people outside psych wards
>>7993410
How does failing to kill myself make me a whore
Gift for the prettiest girl on /mtfg/
>>7993389
BDD sucks...
>>7993419
how did you attempt?
>>7993420
thanks!
>>7993419
Noooo cinder wai would you an hero
Stap it
>>7993420
No thanks.
Hey just popping in from a quick break from some futa porn to say you're all trash for not turning out like amanoja painted you all as. I want dickgirls into being milked to be a real thing.
>>7993418
>there are nice people outside of psych wards
>tfw psych wards are the only place I can socialize
>>7993422
Tried to get myself run over, it was rly dumb and didn't work
>>7993428
uwu I love that nickname
I was really sad a lot when I was earlier on hrt and pre transition
>>7993431
Nope. If you don't want to be a princess you'll stay alive.
>>7993417
Broken self image is shit
I don't think i have any idea what I look like and then episodes like this happen and I usually can tell they're not real but fuckk
>>7993393
Sorry
>>7993421
Indeed it does
I told my gf raising another man's kids makes you a beta cuck and now she's mad at me because she was raised by her stepdad since she was 2 and said was it wrong of him
What do
>>7993444
>>7993432
milk from penis or boobs
I should've jumped desu
I'm still sort of a mess
>>7993372
Hugg
BDD plus actually having a shitty body is a bummer
>>7993432
based...
>>7993431
No there's always shit left in the world. The limiting reagent in this equation is how much is left in you.
Go find a fun hobby. Vidyas or something
>>7993437
I didn't realize /mtfg/ was a psych ward lol
I wish there were other weird people like me irls
>>7993449
Your bullshit psychology won't work on me
>>7993454
PPLEASE DONT POST WASP
>>7993452
Seek treatment for your autism
im thinking
>>7993452
tell her he's a cuck
>>7993470
what are you thonking aboot
>>7993452
who cares and why does it matter even
>>7993470
same
>>7993458
maybe you're a pretty passing princess anon but the bdd hides it
>>7993470
Is it a big think
>>7993478
Post more toobie memes
>>7993478
M-may I save this meme?
>>7993444
>you can milk a tranny
no you cant. all youd get is a dribble of precum
>>7993484
no that's not the case
>>7993486
>>7993487
made it myself actually
Whats the healthiest way to punish yourself?
Excessive shitposting isnt healthy at all and i wany to punish myself completely.i deserve to die i hate myself im literally retarded and deserve a an execution boom boom gun to my head. Im trash.
>>7993495
Ahh
You are pre HRT I see
Welp
I'm rubbing my shenis
>>7993493
>>7993491
its a good meme
good work chara
>>7993497
Excersise and deny yourself food.
>>7993503
He's AGP so he takes hormones to make sure his dick still works
>>7993491
Neato, I love nier automata
>>7993511
Im near retarded or else id just study books all day. I cant drive or wipe my bum correctly. Im completely unfunctional.
>>7993495
What you cum varies from person to person
This is it
Gun is loaded
Goodbye mtfg
https://unsee.
cc/sipudaro/
>>7993509
Thanks <3
>>7993514
Same!
>>7993518
seriously just put it away and take a walk
>>7993518
dont do it
>>7993518
I was gonna do that, then I realized I could move 20 hours away by car and have an entirely different life.
>>7993518
You know killing yourself is the right choice, don't let others tell you not to. They don't understand.
Do it.
>>7993513
hes gross then. Is that a kind of jgenderqueer boobs and a functioning cock?
>>7993518
People who survive suicide attempts regret suicidal tendencies.
People who jump off buildings tend to regret their attempt mid-air.
This too shall pass.
Everyone had their day to die, it will happen soon enough, believe me.
You will return back to eternal nonexistence soon enough.
And even if you feel unloved, I am sure you have people who love you. More will love you in the future, I promise.
>>7993518
>38 special 1911
what
ya'll annoy me sometimes but i'm really glad that regardless of where we are in our transitions our what we look like, we're all equally fucked up lmao
>>7993491
Which other ones have you made?
>>7993518
i know it's tempting i'm not gonna pretend i don't wanna kms
but put it away and keep talking
you can call a suicide hotline and they'll talk to you
>>7993530
you get off to that?
>>7993539
this is still my favorite.
you know im that person with the gun in their head but you girls are honestly more good than bad.
I cant say that about other places. If youre smart you can use this place and any place really as a place of positivity. I punish myself all the time and hate myself and i have unsolveable problems but you people are sweet.
>>7993318
what'd i do :(
>>7993546
oh so thats how she went blind
>>7993547
if you want to punish yourself take a really long walk
>>7993547
Go to bed Reich
>>7993547
Jesus christ
Im NOT that person eith the gun to the head...
I really am retarded...
>>7993546
"What is broken can be drowned in booze."
>>7993548
hugg
>>7993547
Aww thank
Consider suicide, but actually put some thought into it instead of acting on impulse. Find a fun hobby or something
>>7993549
It's Riven, not 2b.
[also made these emoji]
>>7993553
lol'd
>>7993548
It's okay, lil arms are nice
>>7993538
wtf im not fucked up
>>7993547
do it already faggot
jesus
>>7993504
Same
>>7993503
Yeah
>>7993517
No duh
Transwomen on regular HRT aren't going to produce a lot of ejaculate but they can still produce some and some produce more than others
Plus it will probably continue to come out after they orgasm
Idk whatever
>>7993538
Lmfao
>>7993534
Yeah I transitioned just to have sex with women as a woman
I'm not really trans I just crossdress on dates and wear breast forms
>>7993561
where's the web thing
>>7993538
Wait
>equally
IDK ABOUT THAT
SOME OF THEse BITCHES ARE INSANE!!
>>7993569
okay sorry please dont yell at me
>>7993570
idk where's yours?
>>7993575
mine is just for me okay
>>7993573
Ignore him he's damaged goods and dates niggers.
>>7993569
>maybe if I tell the truth with sarcasm people wont see through it
You're a straight dude who is attracted to girls but you also get off on feminization because you're AGP. You remind me of Sage.
>>7993563
Why dont you faggot?
>>7993584
because im not posting my wall hopper face with a gun to my head in an unsee for attention from mentally deranged trannies
>>7993580
wtf
we're working on it we're gonna have celebrity guests
first guest is my good friend mercury and then leonard nimoy
>>7993583
tfw when not having sex with my gf with my penis
REEEEEEEE
>>7993594
he died tho
>>7993599
Do you distract yourself with cute animals so you don't have to deal with the reality of your humongous body?
>>7993605
oh
just mercury then
>>7993599
Cute otter
>>7993583
I'm damaged goods too though
>>7993599
blubb
>>7993614
what are you gonna talk about
>>7993629
the hot topics of the day!
>>7993637
like what anne
l
>>7993646
am fat
>>7993646
cute kittens
>>7993646
>>7993650
pole kittens
>>7993659
merc are you gonna give me a shoutout on anne's show
Give me sad music to listen to please
I wanna die
>>7993673
sun kil moon
>>7993673
Here ya go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYRjlx3kyjk
>>7993673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WK0ZrCzIG4
>>7993646
i used to have a mink :/
On all levels except physical
I am Yui Hirasawa
*gita's*
>>7993680
>sad music
>lo-fi hip hop
it's like they were made for each other~
Here's something less sad:
https://soundcloud.com/philip-von-wartenberg/slowing-down
>>7993673
careful, this whole thing fucks me up hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj6LDz646rc&t=1s
or this for some lighter sads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pXBisteRms
>>7993673
Happy music instead, it makes you feel better
https://youtu.be/rRTlLZ05KAs
>>7993689
This shit's really cathartic on a bad day. Thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R_3Fyyj18M
>>7993673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTr3SQtMoRE
>>7993694
I, too, listen to K-on on a daily basis
>>7993673
this ones really sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmTkKz60W8
i've been reading about stirner.
idk what to think about his materialist philosophy.
his ethical philosophy seems straightforward, & kind of dangerous, which is already apparent @ the 1st glance of its premise. but that's what makes it attractive.
besides, spooks make for some great shitposting
>>7993673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1pHkI5oHMg
>>7993673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD3OHF6F3IQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-0H2vc8sF8
Guess I'll keep this on loop until my brain is numb
>>7993673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWZPbK_T4f8
>>7993701
It's nice stuff ^.^
Aki toyosaki in general is great desu
>>7993712
we dont know yet
keep ur schedule open
>>7993715
Oh ok I can do that
>>7993706
If you're lookin' for something to listen to, I recommend finding a podcast you like. Radiolab does a lot of great stuff imo.
Here's a tranner related podcast. desu, not the best thing they've made, but it's relevant: http://www.radiolab.org/story/91695-new-stu/
Here's a few memorable ones:
http://www.radiolab.org/story/217340-unraveling-bolero/
http://www.radiolab.org/story/nazi-summer-camp/
>>7993712
>>7993668
>>7993715
>show
Someone enlighten me
mercutie
>wanna drink
What's the point
>wanna smoke
What's the point
Can't even be self destructive anymore wtf
>>7993712
incorporate my name into every sentence somehow
>>7993728
and here I am doing both. yay self destruction
is drinking to avoid dealing with problems bad
>tfw panicking but don't know what I'm panicking about
>>7993733
Yes
Stop
>>7993733
can i do this when i turn 21 in june
>>7993736
what should I do instead
>>7993733
not really
>>7993673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhVW0vMljP8
>Just take a look at your body now,
>there's nothing much to save
>and a bitter voice in the mirror cries,
>"Hey, Prince, you need a shave."
>Now if you can manage to get
>your trembling fingers to behave,
>why don't you try unwrapping
>a stainless steel razor blade?
>>7993690
>famous blue raincoat
I LOVE that song
>>7993728
for real i have money for drugs but don't feel like bothering
>>7993741
Solve your problems
>>7993722
I've never listened to a podcast before, is it like a radio?
>>7993745
Good girl
>>7993744
i love leonard cohen and i love you
>>7993750
its like a youtube video without the video
>>7993750
Podcasts are often broadcast on radio, so I guess that's a yes.
They're basically talk shows. I enjoy them but they aren't for everyone.
If you want something less scholarly (than RadioLab), CarTalk is a good one. The guy's dead now tho :(
>>7993754
I wouldn't say that
>>7993748
Alcohol should be used to help cope with problems , not avoid them
>>7993761
why not
Does anyone else call it hrtea-time when they take their hormones
>>7993771
I wish I was on hormones
I want to make an octopus-based pie and call it an octopie.
>>7993775
Can't you buy them?
>>7993771
whore moans
is my favorite
>>7993778
I'm trying :(
i kinda cheered up but then accidentally looked at my pictures that make me dypshoric so waaaaah ;_;
>>7993780
Qhi is really easy, like you just go on and buy em
>>7993780
whats so hard about placing an order on inhouse takes 5 minutes
>>7993785
>no bitcoins
They don't accept paypal or anything I use
I'm gonna set up a visa card to order soon
>>7993777
i want to make a zna-based pie and call it a cutiepie
>>7993771
i find myself singing "estrofem snug, snug as a bug, estrofem snug, snug under my tongue" whenever i go to take mine
I put a female filter on an old pic with FaceApp
Why didn't I transition at 14 >.>
>>7993787
Qhi accepts like everything I think
>>7993793
wheres the lazy eye
>>7993797
yeah but you have to do it okay
>>7993796
It's a worsening condition
>>7993791
Oh gosh.
>>7993800
youd look pretty fearsome with an eyepatch desu
>>7993803
Snugg snail
>>7993803
is that a snail princess
>>7993771
I can't think of any other group of people whom enjoy taking their medication except trannies
it's almost like a ritual
AllDayChem or QualityHealthInc?
I've heard adc is cheapest
jesus christ what a long week
>>7993815
Qhi
I've heard about adc selling fake stuff
>>7993815
if you're buying cypro then qhi is cheaper
if you're buying spiro then adc is cheaper
lil ball ache desu :(
>>7993815
ADC sent me fake stuff. Also they will sell your phone number to every single telemarketer in the world so enjoy getting calls every 3 minutes from Indians for the rest of your life.
In House is okay but bitcoins are annoying to use.
QHI is annoying to deal with and has long shipping times and high medication costs but they seem reputable. Still have a bunch of cypro from them sitting around, haven't taken any.
>not making an account at a credit union that doesn't accept e-checks and getting free HRT for two years
>>7993840
Teach me senpai
>>7993837
QHI's website is a mess, yeah. You can try getting both estrofem and progynova. Your body metabolizes them in different ways, one might work better than the other, they might be the same, they might not work at all. Experiment with what works for you.
You need to print off this form and sign it and scan it then email it in to them.
>>7993837
Progynova is nice and easy, and I think qhi doesn't have any estrofem rn anyways
>>7993840
>stealing from our hormone-buddies
>>7993840
more like el scammo
>>7993840
thats free money dude
good job
>>7993837
estrofem snug as a bug under your tongue!
>>7993852
"INHOUSE GROUP"
depends where you are in the usa
it takes like 15-20 days where i am
>>7993852
They can email or call QHI and check to see what you got. Would not advise using their credit card.
You can just get a prepaid debit card from any convenience or grocery store instead which work just as fine.
Deliveries take about 2 weeks for QHI for me.
As for how much you should buy, you can safely start out at a dose of 25mg cypro and 2mg estrogen daily and if you tolerate it well for 3 months, increase the dosage to 4mg daily estrogen.
>>7993844
QHI has Estrofem.
>>7993852
It just says "nubrain" or something
My first order took like a month, my second order came in two weeks
Like a 3-4 month supply is good I think
>>7993856
"inhouse group" from qhi?
>>7993865
oh, i don't know then D:
Time to kill myself. I just need a sharper knife...
>>7993869
Listen to happy music
>>7993837
I'm an Estrace girl myself
>>7993852
it took 7 days after placing my order for it to ship, after that it took 12 days to arrive (i live in the usa)
pic related is what i was charged by
WHAT IF PROGYNOVA WORKS BETTER FOR ME AND IM WASTING MY TIME ON ESTROFEM
>>7993873
I already do that. I still want to die.
lookit die fledergoats
>>7991393
>>7991418
>>7991463
i know this was a while earlier today but hugs y'all
my mom got diagnosed at stage 4, i took care of her through the ordeal
cancer's a motherfucker
>>7993879
honestly estrofem does kind of suck lol
>>7993879
my goal is to get on injections and be completely patrician with cypro and progesterone
>>7993884
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
im scared
>>7993817
iktf
>>7993873
https://youtu.be/_9B7xkBIRR8
post happy
>>7993890
dont be scared everything will be ok
>>7993891
Estradiol valerate is easy to synthesize and doesn't have special packaging like Estrofem.
>>7993898
im still scared
>>7993890
Me too
Hugg
>>7993893
testosterone: 20 ng/dL
estradiol: 98.1 pg/nL
>>7993889
it's just not really that great of a source of estrogen. nobody i know uses estrofem these days cause it barely did shit lol
>>7993909
the differences in all this stuff really seems superficial and depends on the individual
>>7993909
y-you're making me freak out edie ;-;
how do i meet boys
>>7993879
Eat yummy food
>>7993894
Happy
https://youtu.be/Kdtjf8oSdO4
https://youtu.be/6lNXRKh5qaw
>>7993916
Estrofem is fine
>>7993908
Those are both great
>>7993918
By going out in places where boys would be.
>>7993908
see das not bad at all then nimmy. as long as your E is fine then it doesn't really matter whether it's more or less concentrated lol
>>7993918
start using tinder DESUUU
>>7993927
pellets wtf im not a farm animal
>>7993900
B-but it's like 60 dollars for 28x2mg on inhouse? Not that I'm complaining
So is Estrofem objectively better or...?
Also I'm planning on taking a pretty small dose up until i get to a meme clinic. Will something like half the average dose do anything? or is that a waste of tictacs?
>>7993934
pellets will turn you tf out but they're hella expensive
>>7993937
it's more important that your T is being blocked than having a meager amount of E.
the small amount of E will hopefully give you energy and keep you happy till you go to a clinic but either way it's not gonna do much in regards to feminization, no
>>7993937
When it comes to medicine there usually isn't a case of "objectively better". Bodies metabolize and process different drugs differently for every single person.
Progynova is cheaper to get on QHI but remember it's priced in Euros and you have to pay a lot of shipping. Easier to buy in bulk there, I believe.
You can try both, either, whichever suits your fancy.
Half average dose is fine. Your goal right now is to get rid of testosterone and prevent further masculinization, not immediate feminization.
>>7993950
that's fine nim lol
>>7993927
how do you know each individual's levels isnt just their own personal reaction and absorption to the medicine?
>crying for almost 5 hours
>finally run out of tears
>>7993943
so I guess I should be taking the full 50mg Cypro daily, then maybe compliment that with 2mg progynova/estrofem (whichever I choose)?
>>7993948
Shipping is like 15 dollars per order, so not too bad
How would I go about trying both? Isn't switching between E's bad or something? Also, how could I measure progress without blood tests (which I'll figure out once I get to IC)?
>>7993953
ok sorry i just get nervous
>>7993954
because certain forms of estrogen, being more potent, have a higher likeliness to give desired levels (at times too high of female levels tbqh)
it's the same with anti-androgens. certain ones are more expensive but there's a higher chance it'll nuke your T because of it's potency.
i thought this was obvious
>>7993957
uh i mean you might wanna work up to 50mg if you don't have a doc. 2mg for the first couple of months would be fine tho.
if you slowly ramp it up it, hopefully, induces female puberty
>>7993960
is ok bb
>my mom doesn't like k-on
baka gaijin
>>7993957
Yea get the full dose of cypro
You want your T gone ASAP, that stuff is literally poison
You can lower it later if you're experiencing depression and stuff
>>7993957
50mg and you will probably feel fatigue and depression in a few weeks. 25 is more than enough to get you started in reducing testosterone, if it's not effective enough, you can increase it.
As far as trying both, it really doesn't matter too much, whether you take 1 estrofem and 1 progynova a day, or 2 and rotate every other day. Your metabolizes it all into estradiol in your blood anyway.
Measuring T is pretty easy.
In a week or two you'll have less sex drive, won't get erections as easily, cum less.
In more time it'll go away completely. That's when your T is cis tier low.
E is a bit harder to measure, you want a blood test.
>>7993956
I'm sorry
you should go drink some water
>>7993956
Its going to be ok desu
>>7993967
oh whoops i went straight to 4mg from the start
still getting hip pains and bobs and stuff tho
i wish i had an endo!
>>7993969
w-what does it mean when nothing comes out anymore
>>7993967
why would anyone buy a product statistically less potent?
also im not a girl so none of this is obvious
>>7993969
honestly not having testosterone sounds awful
>>7993976
Ur a girl
>>7993933
I don't understand normie dating
>>7993930
How do I get them to date me from there
>>7993975
as long as female puberty is induced you're fine honeshly. the entire goal of HRT is to induce female puberty, and to create an estrogen dominant system.
once that's done you can start progesterone, and then ease into a lower estrogen dose to maintain feminization and stable female levels.
>>7993979
lots of people do because they're cheaper, basically. or because they're misinformed :/
pellets, which are the most potent form of HRT at the moment, are astronomically expensive compared to other forms of HRT and many insurance plans don't cover it.
as in it can literally cost 1200$ for a 3-6 month supply from certain endo's while pills can be like ...30$ a month with insurance or online lol
>>7993933
From what I've seen tinder is not a great way to find a bf
https://www.depression-anxiety-stress-test.org/take-the-test.html
I got 38 depression, 8 anxiety, 20 stress
>>7993990
how do i know when it's been fully induced
Inhouse is more expensive because they don't charge shipping so they inflate pill prices
>>7993992
Testosterone is poison
0 testosterone is the best level because it keeps your mind pure
>>7993968
why does your mom not like k-on
>>7993992
>Having your testosterone at 0 is actually bad.
accurate lol. if you have zero testosterone you're prob gonna wish you were dead. altho progesterone can mimic some of the positives test give.
idu why anyone would recommend annihilating your T immediately
>>7993997
you'll experience the same symptoms cis women did in their teens. bob pain, constantly hungry (or losing a lot of weight) along with mood swings etc... yknow, puberty shit
>>7993987
By having common interests and appealing to their visual senses.
>>7993997
We've told you already. Your blood levels. You are at the ranges for an adult, normal female.
>>7993992
yeah i learned that in chem and ap bio lmao
thats why i always wondered why people use those t blocker things so much
i guess some of you guys might just have that very basic thinking where T = bad E = good
like cindy lol
but your hormonal balance is actually sensitive and a delicate scale
>>7993990
that seems ridiculously expensive
theyre really just getting tons of free money for you guys huh
>work at a comic shop
>Sunday is pokemon tcg league
>30 white trash kids wearing realtree and under armor hoodies
>on estrogen its fun instead and dealing with them is easy
Fuck I want a child
Ive nyaver felt this way before in my life
How was your day, girls?
>>7993979
>honestly having testosterone sounds awful
>>7994008
ye basically lmaooo
the upside is that once you get it done, you literally don't have to worry about a fuckin thing.
pellets release estrogen as well as block testosterone automatically so you never have to take any pills or do any shots or anything ever. just like a regular girl. but a shemale instead
>>7994005
uhh yeah ive been having that
but not as much bob pain recently :(
>>7994002
Wrong. The more you keep parroting that meme misinformation, the more newer mtfs you mislead into suicidal depression and crippling levels of fatigue, possibly organ damage or more.
>>7994005
Yeah. It's a lot easier to make a note of the changes, especially if you're newer, if you go on a steady decline instead of straight to ground zero.
>>7994021
dont bully cindy she's joking
>tfw a 2 year supply of 200mg progesterone pills for cycling and getting bigger bobs
i'm ready for the insanity desu
>>7994007
right
overthinking things again..
>>7994027
:D
how long are your cycles?
>>7994006
>appealing to their visual senses
Im screwed then
>>7994027
im gonna steal some okay
>>7994012
It was pretty good, I tried crickets for the first time today.
>>7993968
>>7993969
>>7993967
Alright guys(gals), here's my Houkago hrtea-time plan:
Ordering a 5 month supply of tictacs (like $250)
Gonna be taking 50mg Cypro daily.
Gonna be alternating between 2mg Estrofem and Progynova for the first couple of weeks, then change to a 2mg estrofem and 2mg progynova dose. This way I can get the full spectrum of whoremoans instead of blasting my liver with just one type.
Is there anything else I need to worry about?
>>7994008
Yeah, having some test is good. Especially if you plan on having any kind of a sex life in a relationship or enjoy living at all. Because if your T is 0 forever you're going to be laying in bed crying your whole life.
Keeping your T levels at a negative puts you at risk for Addison's and other chronic illnesses over time if you fuck your adrenal glands too hard.
>>7994027
that shit did nothing for me
didnt even make me feel crazy wtf
>>7994041
it made me grow a tail
>>7994033
You're f i n e.
>>7994018
that's normal. you're not supposed to have sore bobs forever lol
>>7994021
exaaaaaaaaaactly. i worry for some of these baby trans desu
>>7994032
15 days a month :c
>>7994036
no they're mine my medical frand gave them to me
>>7994039
d o n ' t f u c k i n g t a k e 50mg of cypro daily
and just make sure to take the estrogen pills sublingually. iirc progynova pills don't have the coating estrofem does for that, but both can be taken that way.
>>7994041
ur lucky
>>7994039
If you notice sudden and unusual fatigue and depression you should cut your Cypro to 25mg qd. Other than that, you're all set.
Welcome the wild ride of mood swings and dysphoria.
m-maybe if I was a popular, interesting and good person other people would also take this test
h-heh
>>7994052
what
>>7994004
She "doesn't see the point" .-.
She liked the movie tho! Just not the show
>>7994021
REMOVE
TEST
>>7994039
That's good ^^ just lower your cypro to 50mg if you get intense depression
Take it with food and at night cause it makes you sleepy too
>>7993996
I got 14 depression 40 anxiety and 23 stress
>>7994040
ive thought about this
my T is right at the boundary of the lower end for females and im on cypro
ive gone from 50mg to 37.5mg but im worried i could potentially go down even more
>>7994048
Progynova is meant to dissolve in the intestines so you should always swallow it.
>>7994033
You'd be surprised what some boys find atrractive. Everyone has someone that finds them at least dateably cute if not all together hot
>>7994039
Oh and progynova pills you swallow
I was a dummy and tried to sublingual them at first and my doctor called me a dumb dummy
>>7993996
>37 depression
>22 anxiety
>19 stress
>extremely severe, extremely severe, moderate
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>>7994041
how would it make you feel crazy anyways?
>>7994051
you should just delete, fix the title, and make new threads after the img limit
>>7994037
bacon & cheese flavored bugs?
grasshoppers are our friends
>>7994063
If your T is that low, it's fairly likely going down to 25 won't make much of a difference. Becaus ehndfsmflskgmdklrmiopiopiopiopiopiopiopweriwepr your test is already low and aren't synthesizing/reuptaking more your body doesn't need as much to maintain that.
You can experiment if you like.
>>7994067
i wanna meet the boy that thinks im cute in my current state
cause i doubt he exists
>>7994087
>bacon & cheese flavored bugs?
Correct! I haven't had those yet.
>grasshoppers are our friends
Debatable.
>>7994091
girl you look fine
just clean your room
>>7994093
that's not kosher
>>7994098
Well yeah, there's bacon in it. Or bacon flavor, at the very least.
is this bad
>>7994106
It'll be okay
>>7994091
Maybe you should try moving to a better state...
>>7994122
what state do you want me to move to
>>7994056
If I remember theres a website where you can make your own shirt design
You can probably just copy the shirt directly
>>7994126
inebriated badumtish
>>7994106
hugg
>>7994116
hugg
>>7994131
but why, anon?
>tfw tired but didn't do anything
Fun, just fun
>>7994139
Hugg
theres a new thread guys
>>7994164
kys yourself pls
>>7994091
Wait do you mean you're current state (location) or state (form)?
>>7994051
Please fix thread it's hard to find
>>7993996
These tests can't be taken seriously anyway.
I once took a burnout test in university (which wasn't a made up Internet thing). I scored 300 points and it said you were in danger if you got over 100. I'm still functioning tho
>>7994126
Whichever one has the most amount of guys you like.