John Maynard Keynes Edition
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• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
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•Do not respond to Drakeposter.
>>7991453
>>7991477
fpbp
uwu
keynesian economics is gay
>>7991488
Oi
>>7991501
(hugg all)
>>7991525
hugg
>>7991498
it's been like an hour wth
I'm gay
i will rape you all with my feminine benis.
heh
im p gay for eva
keep it secret tho shh
>>7991512
>>7991529
what's up buttercup
>>7991542
would they be pills baked in or like estrogen powder added to the dough
>>7991540
How will you do that if you can't get it up?
>>7991544
I got some biotin like you suggested
>>7991542
wot m8?
>tfw not snorting ketanime RIGHT NOW
>>7991551
Blue estrogen power on top cypro baked in
>>7991556
>ketanime
>ket anime
>anime
I'm snorting anime rn desu
>>7991551
you don't have to worry about that. I use it a lot, just 4 u bb
Drugs = bad
ahhhhhh i want my hips to grow
>>7991552
oh good!
it should help your hair grow if that's what you want
it also makes your hair healthier in general sooo yay :3
>>7991564
but they feel good
>>7991558
do i have to put the entire pie under my tongue
if im just having hip pains without any growth that'd be a pretty funny goof god is playing against me huh
>>7991575
No, you have to rub it on your forearm
is there anyway to get rid of all your problems besides suicide
>>7991567
wait there's some biotin in the multivits I take just generally, I just chalked my hair being nicer up to hrt.
>>7991585
Getting a bf and cuddling all day
>>7991585
stay in bed all day and ignore them
>>7991589
it's probably more hrt than biotin desu
im pretty sure my multivitamin has one too but i also take a separate biotin pill every day
>>7991585
Depends on the problems
>>7991567
yeah, my hair lady said my hair looked in good health too
>>7991582
sounds a lil sticky
>>7991601
last time i went to the barber the guy said girls would kill for my hair
mom didn't like that
>>7991603
Do you want to be a girl or not ?
>>7991564
but they make the pain go away and help my body working instead of being a wreck 24/7
Also should I shave my arms yay or nay
>>7991530
we gotta get equipment and stuff these things take time nim famn
>>7991612
smol bune and bige bune
>>7991612
Why wouldn't ya?
>>7991606
how long are you going to grow it out to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkWj3MjWjd8
>>7991612
yay
it's really nice to feel your arms smooth
>>7991607
i just wish there was an easier way..
it feels like my arm will always be sticky
there's no hope
>>7991620
im gonna let it grow until august and then get a haircut
>>7991623
do you have a lastfm or rym
>>7991613
ok how many hours
>>7991631
hmmmm, I think I'm going to keep mine at shoulders or shorter I think...
>>7991632
no sorry i don't :c
>>7991618
Because people are gonna see so it's like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhh do I really want to they're disgusting and hairy rn so I think it'd be better if I did but I don't want people to notice the difference or anything.
what happens when I go home this summer and people I know and actually matter are like "ay m8, where the heck did your arm hair go"
>>7991638
im not sure what ill end up doing
but it's already past my shoulders
>>7991542
hehehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuoToHKCas4
tfw coarse dark hair so can't get a clean shave ever xD
>>7991643
Yeeee
>>7991647
laser works tho
>>7991642
You could just wear long sleeves, but I guess it's reasonable to hide it
My mom asked if I was trans the night she saw my shaved arms >.>
>>7991642
Tell them
“fuck you, i can do what i want“
That's what i did
After some time nobody asked anything anymore
>>7991654
yeah, that's my solace
no money for laser tho, maybe face stuff
>>7991644
mine is kinda at shoulders right now I think, I'm not sure what kinda hair would be cutest...
>>7991623
you always post good songs c:
>>7991663
hmmmm
maybe we can help each other when we're over there!
i kinda like my hair length now but im nervous that going to a salon will leave me with a masculine haircut
im just gonna keep my mop until august rolls around
ill be more fem, ill be a more lgbt-friendly area, then ill just get an andro cut
cut my life into pieces
>>7991665
aww thank you very much :o
>>7991657
Unfortunately I kinda shot myself in the foot being someone who used to cut.
If I wear long sleeves people assume that I'm hiding something and my parents would force me to roll up my sleeves to prove I'm clean.
That's another thing, I have a bunch of burns and cuts which the hair currently hides, and idk if I'll be comfortable with them on display.
>>7991659
That sounds mean though so I don't think I could bring myself to say something like that.
Especially since I'm gonna need all the friends I can get through this, I'll lose enough just for transitioning, I can't really give people a reason to dislike me by being bitchy to them.
>glance at fetlife
>forget why I had an account since I never use it
>>7991675
yeah, you can help me figure out what kinda hair I should go with ><
we will figure it out!
>>7991585
Cudds
>>7991699
http://www.gurl.com/2014/11/04/tips-tricks-how-to-flatter-your-face-shape-makeup-hairstyles-glasses/
>>7991688
I probably haven't said it like that
But kind of
My friends were like hm, ok
Ok sometimes they made fun of it
>>7991659
This desu
Honestly seeing a lot of hair on my arms or legs makes me physically ill so I shave them
>>7991687
what's your favourite band?
>>7991725
i have never seen my arms and legs completely smooth
>>7991699
it'll be fun figuring stuff out :3
>>7991730
Either Slowdive or Purity Ring
>>7991744
same
>>7991725
My hair's much thinner now though
So i don't shave it that often anymore and even don't shave my arms pretty often
But i'm also not very motivated to do anything most of the time 2bh
lmao who needs to shave your arms if your arms are covered in so many scars and burns you always wear long sleeves anyway x3
>>7991753
i really hope mine thin out a lot
i hear it's a ymmv kinda thing
>>7991744
I'm gonna get my shit together eventually
im sad and empty
>>7991759
Mine thinned out a lot but it's still too much T_T
>>7991735
well it will be in your face quite a bit of the time so I'm sure you will have some good ideas...
>>7991773
Eva is good
>>7991769
hello marina just wonder what age did you start
>>7991788
A week after my 20th bday
>>7991798
thank you
>>7991767
everything's gonna be ok
>>7991769
just enough to be able to shave without having black dots and ingrown hairs is all i need!
anna i need to tell u something
>>7991773
ill have ideas for a lot of stuff ;)
>>7991803
Why did you want to know ?
>>7991812
because you seem to be one of the only girls here who passes, has friends, lives a relatively normal life
>>7991808
Tell me :o
I haven't talked in a girl's voice for over a month. I hardly speak at all anymore. I used to try to fill silence with anything. Now I"m just humming to myself in my own head 90% of the time.
>>7991819
There are better rolemodels in life than me though
Like i wouldn't be envy of my life 2bh
Alsoi'm too shy to exist
>>7991838
I'll protect you bby
>>7991827
this picture is really cute
>>7991827
Lauren why do you like ferrets so much?
>>7991838
>tfw fulltime since 1,5 years and still no real girlvoice
>>7991853
start working on it!
Hello thread! I just want to tell you that I love you.
What have u been up to?
>>7991853
Do you speak often enough? When I finally got around seeing a speech therapist, she told me I had no need of voice feminization at all, so we work on singing instead. But I talk a lot, always have...
>>7991866
Heya Sass!
Me and Myrthe did shrooms and like ourselves a bit more now and gave each other some succ
>>7991862
I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vH6didLbIU
You most likely don't understand what i say, since it's german
I really need voice training
>>7991851
those are polecats
>>7991853
>Tfw Marina doesn't know who you are
;-;
>>7991866
I've been making friends
autistically
>>7991879
Ferrets, polecats. They're all tube rats.
>>7991886
Tell me something about you
I'm just bad with names
>>7991877
Ooooooooooh. The shrooms made you more uninhibited? That's so cute!!!
>>7991889
good rhyme
>>7991879
>googles polecats to get picture from Mad Max Fury Road of polecats.
>holy shit they're actually polecats
myrthe and anna are really cute
>>7991892
Yee and they made me feel more like a girl and that it's okay to be a girl with a lil girldick and that we might as well enjoy 'em c:
I was gonna take this thread but it looks really boring and mediocre so you all can keep it
>>7991900
thanks renren
huggiewuggie
>>7991897
they're basically wild ferrets
>>7991901
>>7991911
huggie
c:
>>7991921
i'm believing really hard
do you think starting progesterone will help
what's ketamine like
>>7991925
Possibly
That will just move fat there but it's something
How long have you been on hormones?
>>7991928
That's really fuckin mint
>>7991932
6 months
i saw you posting about how you should wait a year
>>7991931
its for horses only
>>7991931
Makes you feel really comfy and it makes your movements really hard
plus you sometimes feel like you're the center of the world and you don't know what's real and what isn't anymore
Anime > Drugs
>>7991947
anime IS a drug
>>7991878
Because of the nature of the German language you sound female enough to me.
>>7991947
this
take the anime pill for true enlightenment
tfw no drugs
FUCK ANIME
>>7991952
me being autistic ol' me
and ppl being nice
quite nice actually, finally feel safe for once
>>7991956
fuk man thats deep
>>7991965
renren if you visit europa we can snort ketanime together
>>7991970
Lol, it's my skype name :p
>>7991973
y-you too
>>7991938
Yeah you wanna have been on hrt for a while because there has to be development already present
That being said, there isn't much research so people do all kinds of stuff BUT you can't take progesterone for ever like you do estrogen
That's my understanding anyway
I could really use some dissociatives right about now
I really want to get away from this world, even if it's just for a little bit
Before taking the anime pill
>sad
>lonely
>bad acne
>kinda chubby
>no idea where to go in life
>no idea how to be happy
After taking the anime pill
>make friends
>skin starts to clear up
>lose weight
>realize I want to be a girl
>take hormones
>be girl
>be happy
Why haven't you taken the anime pill?
60 minutes k-on a day can turn your life around
>>7991992
I live in the Netherlands.
You were from München, right?
>>7991976
pls help me escape from memeland
>>7991989
dxm
>>7992000
dxm is gross
im on a drug
you wanna know what it's called
it's called life
woah
>>7992000
me and anna tried that this weekend but we didn't like it
>>7991931
low dosage (25-50mg): slight euphoria, drowsiness, dissociative state similar to being tipsy on alcohol.
50-125< increases said effects
around 150-200> mg you might khole depending on your tolerance
>>7992000
I tried DXM once and it made me retarded, could never really focus on anything again and thoughts became much slower. Would not do again / 10
>>7992005
fucjk you
>>7991998
Between münchen and nürnberg
>tfw too anxious to pee but don't know why i'm anxious
heh nice
>>7992007
what's khole
>>7992005
>Just go out an be yourself
:^)
>>7991993
i watched space dandy and i liked that
i watched dragon ball z last night and i didnt know wtf was going on
i dont think i like anime :'(
im high on estrogen
>>7992005
Nothing wrong with drugs
Even Jesus drank wine
Alchohol is a drug too
>>7992019
Space dandy is 10/10
Watch FLCL it's only 2 hours long and you'll probably like it
Dragon Ball is better read as a manga cause the anime is mostly filler and time wasting scenes the manga moves quicker for obvious reasons
>tfw foot has been cramped constantly for 3 past hours, won't stop no matter what I do, 'cause my brain and spine are fucked
lmao but disabled NEETs have it easy not earning a living amirite
>>7992019
Try k-on, it's the best anime
>>7992036
t b q h am i tru trans if I thought k-on was boring?
>>7992021
Where in the netherlands do you live ?
It's kinda sad there are no trips near me
I mean i already met franzi and phienchen, but we still live far apart from each other
>>7992036
is that the one that im in
>>7992047
Tilburg
Near the Belgian border.
I'd like to meet some German trips but I am a poor babby.
Near the end of this year I'll hang out with Amy though and trashy again
>>7992036
is that what k hole is
>>7992028
hugg
>>7992054
Maybe when i get my revision with dr. Bart
Still don't have a date for that though
>Danish government will give me a permanent work visa and 150k euros a year to work there as a medfag
hmmmm
>>7992059
Ohh that'd be really neat actually
I like meeting people from here
>>7992036
No Youjo Senki is best anime
hey look its anime me
>>7992065
you sure are bringing the thunder tonight
>>7992065
kawaii
>tfw no bf
>>7992080
is elanna a fembot now
>>7992045
I dunno
But why >~>
>>7992051
Yes mio-chan
>>7992063
I've never seen it o,o
I dunno if y'all remember my post from yesterday, but
I'm fucking making it reason
>mfw compensated dating pays too well
Been going through my wardrobe. A friend wants me to bring a few outfits to her castle to take pics. Last time we did that wasn't planned but we had fun.
>>7992080
what does bf stand for
>>7992036
>>7992063
ebin
>>7992096
>>7992096
I'm fucking making it rain*
Oops
>>7992099
Boobfuck
>>7992099
girlfriend but with a typo that makes it birlfriend
My bed still smells like Anna
>>7992114
does anna smell nice?
>>7992111
I don't want a girlfriend..
>>7992085
What
>>7992122
hru friendo
>>7992109
what if you chaff
>>7992120
Lovely.
>>7992130
ahhhh I love that pic so much
I wanna kisse you
>>7992134
hehe glad you do uwu
*kisse*
same desu but irl
>>7992102
sauce pls
I remember watching this like when I was young
>>7992095
just asking friend
>>7992095
Watch it, its pretty good
battleloli best loli
>>7992129
Idk
myrthe and anna are gay lesbians
>>7992160
correct
>>7992160
im very gay for anna ngl
>>7992126
I'm alright, just got back from the store
Bought a bunch of stuff wholesale so my wallet is hurting but I won't have to buy staple foods for a few months
Hru?
>>7992145
halo legendnds
i am really very high
what are everyone's opinions on me? I'm curious
>>7992171
uh im alright
had some shoulder autism earlier today but i got calmed down so im okay now
i did some writing assignments for class that i was behind on and broke out in hives due to my adhd meds
maybe a 6/10 day?
>>7992189
i like you
>>7992164
does every city in the netherlands have a own kind of cheese?
>>7992122
>having sex with girls
What are you, gay?
Good night thread
>>7992189
I'm gonna go to sleep now but I think you're nice and underappreciated
>>7991731
It's pretty comfy on top of making me feel better
Freshly shaved legs are a nice feeling
>>7992024
Same
>tfw on constant estrogen high
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
ha ha
>>7992199
I'm straight and I really have no interest in experimenting again
>>7992193
You win some you lose some I guess
>>7992213
yeah i suppose so
i rate days on how bad im feeling usually though and today is a pretty okay day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOePzJyJ5Ng
just watched this movie with pangs of jealousy in my heart, i want to be a girl. a transgirl even. just not a normal male.
>>7992189
I like you because I can emphatize you in some way. I don't really remember much what happened anymore and have to stay at home alot because I'm sick. also you like nge too right?
>>7992213
Yeah, I was just kidding. Hopefully you feel better.
>>7992224
that guy is hot af
>>7992237
Some guy is posted
suddenly
Dollface
>>7992189
I like you. I don't know where in the UK you live but we should do something some time.
Also hey everyone, decided to shave after all, pic related
>>7992224
whats this movie about why they crossdressing
>>7992254
nice :3
>>7992254
nice. i'd fuck your arm.
>>7992263
guy gets boy to be his gf
>>7992272
hope things are at least a little better for you
You know it feels good to just sit down and cry once in awhile when you feel lonely.
>>7992096
Seriously tho I know it's not really my place to say
But be careful, and try to stay away from that stuff if you can
It's like borderline prostitution and calling it compensating dating is kinda sugar coating it :/
I think that's a dangerous mindset
I know I shouldn't be telling you what to do but hearing about this stuff makes me really sad
How come communists are always fat drugs users in real life like Lauren? Is there a correlation between left wing politics and being a failure?
>>7992266
>>7992298
feels weird though, especially when I cuddle with my teddy
>>7992269
ಠ_ಠ
>>7992272
>>7992300
(hugg)
>>7992304
stop meanposting and bullying lauren, it's not very nice
>>7992300
I wish I could know that feel. I tear up a lot and get the tightness in my chest but can't cry.
>>7992260
you like cute feminine benises tho
tfw no bully to meanpost all over my face
>>7992304
Is all you do bully Lauren every thread
Stop
>>7992304
forgot my trip
>>7992279
They're not really but im distracting myself with cooking and shopping for ingredients.
In the spirit of committing food sins I'm putting blue cheese on my pizza this week
>>7992315
she's a big target
LOL
>>7992096
>compensated dating
Huh. That's actually a thing?
>>7992315
dont give them attention i guess
>>7992321
hmmmmm
im not sure how that would taste
>>7992323
Glorified prostitution except with paid dates and fake emotional connection and fake intimacy.
I'd still do it if I could score $3000 a month, lying is my forte.
>>7992321
>blue cheese on pizzer
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>7992311
>tfw not popular enough to bully
>>7992096
So you're getting money to date someone?
>>7992321
>They're not really but im distracting myself with cooking and shopping for ingredients.
That's probably for the best, your heart put itself back together in no time.
>blue cheese on my pizza
Post taste results.
>>7992331
Yeah but I thought it was a meme.
emotions are nice.
>Looked at my driver's license when I was 16
>I was absolutely androgynous enough to hugely benefit from HRT at that period
>tfw you squandered it like a fucking retard
remove boy
>>7992339
Well, Kei is making it rain, supposedly. Memes have become reality before.
>>7992328
Given I put buffalo sauce on my pizza it will probably taste awesome
I got like 2.4kg of mozzarella and a kilo of pepperoni today I'm set for a while
>>7992339
Will doo
>>7992346
rib in peace anon
>>7992356
but pizza..is not made..for sauce..
>>7992346
>Tfw no hrt as a teenager
;-;
>>7992346
>Kinda sure at ~14
>Dead certain by 16
>Repressed for another 5 years while it slowly ruined your life and likely your eventual passability
(hugg)
>>7992331
When you put it like that it makes me wanna cry
>>7992343
good girl :)
>>7992373
(hugg)
>>7992346
my face was too masculine at 14 lol
>>7992389
I never realized how girly I was until I started looking at old pictures. I guess the constant masturbation every single day did a number on my testosterone levels.
>>7992381
i love you ;-;
so glad ive been on hrt for 2 months
>>7992389
Tfw didn't become a man until 22
Tfw couldn't transition until 23
FUXK
>>7992371
Hopefully, yeah. In this day and age there's lots of ways to cover your ass though. Back in the old days hookers had to roll the dice all the time for whether they'd be killed on things like these.
>>7992379
I'm broken as a person and don't understand how to make meaningful connections to other people or how to be close and intimate in a relationship. So I had to learn how to pretend, I think I'm pretty good at lying. If all I have to do is lie to someone occasionally and spread my legs once in a while for $3000 a month, why am I wage slaving 70 hours a week?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_winBV22uk
HAVE A MEAL
>>7992397
Because you're gonna do great things and make a real difference since you're a good person.
70 hours a week does sound excessive though, even for medicine.
(hugg)
>>7992395
as someone who repressed for a long time, I feel its my obligation to help repressors
>>7992360
This is what makes you ask if I'm ok?
I like boys ;_;
if im supposed to be a girl then why is my body so masculine
>>7992406
>I like boys
And girls.
i was going to shave sometime this weekend but i feel like shit i think i'm just going to keep watching tv
>>7992404
Well, I was working 70 hours a week. I'm unemployed now. And running out of options fast. So prostitution seems more ideal by the day, lol.
>>7992409
because you're supposed to be a man! xD
>>7992416
oh
(hugg)
well if you do, stay safe at least
>>7992423
I'm too old and ugly to be a hooker, even a glorified one, baka
>>7992405
thanks though. i appreciate it a lot. i have been stupid but damn im glad i made the leap of faith a few months ago
also
>tell my steam friend i said i was only gay too im actually trans
>"i fucking knew it! no wonder you were more feminine"
>>7992399
This is gross and that guy is ugly
>>7992406
Well
I mean not exactly
I read all of your posts and I remember what you've said over the last few days
But
Yeah that one was worth quoting and ask about given the discussions you+I have had regarding sexual orientation
Not questioning you or anything I just want to make sure you're ok
Your uh....is your roommate going to move out? Or you? Or....?
Living together seems like it's be a continually unfortunate situation at this point
>>7992397
Prostitution is really bad and it makes me sad to hear about is all
>>7992430
UwU
things will only get better and betterer
also I'm glad your friend sounds accepting
>>7992434
It's really only just an exchange of services for money. You control the supply.
>>7992441
Sex isn't a service, thinking of your body that way will destroy your mind.
>>7992444
This this this
Your should see your body as priceless
>>7992444
I don't get it.
If I work in a warehouse lifting boxes and get paid for it, I am exchanging my services and body for money. If I have sex with someone and get paid for it, I am exchanging my services and body for money.
The thing about having sex with strangers for money is it usually pays better than lifting boxes.
>>7992440
Ahh
Well that makes sense
Oh.
Well... I hope this all gets a bit easier to deal with; it's hard enough when you don't live with the person /:
Did you work today?
>>7992440
>Only one girl
For now, you've got your whole life ahead of you, Gaylanna~. When are you gonna install Debian?
>>7992449
yeah but it ruins your idea of sex permanently
look how screwed up Circe is
>>7992455
Sex is literally just hairless apes putting tissue into more tissue I don't see the big deal
>>7992444
>>7992446
And the human body is worth about 45 million dollars if it were to be evaluated
>>7992451
Yeah, I'm stuck working for the next few days
Get a split weekend this week too so I don't get two consecutive days off for a week and a half yet
Kinda a shitty time to get broken up with but ah well I need the money ;_;
>>7992454
I use Arch :^)
>>7992473
That's... quite the coincidence, I was gonna post this next.
>just had 3 hours of electrolysis
Fucking hurrts.
Who has that ouch comic?
>>7992479
>Cry for an hour
>Think you're done
>Breakdown while you're playing games with friends
>No idea why I'm crying
I hate this stupid thing
Night night all.
Don't forget that you're all loved, even if it's just by me. Sweet dreams everyone.
(hugg)
>>7992474
No, prostitution doesn't really excite me or arouse me. It's just another means of making a living.
>>7992484
hugg
>>7992485
No it's not it's bad and ruins people
>>7992483
hugg
>>7992435
now i remember why i felt so happy starting :D
>>7992481
No tripcode... hmm...
I love my mom.
>>7992489
if youre already ruined does it really matter
>>7992485
Then you're the perfect kind of damaged person for the job. Congrats.
>>7992479
>>7992485
If i looked good id sell my body foe sex, this is how 90% of trannies in their 20s afford shit
Question: Why do people care if someone else wants to be a prostitute? Let live and let live man.
>>7992501
I'm not talking about sex, you're just a broken person in general and I pity you. You'll never be happy.
>>7992493
It depends, you might just be telling yourself that
I hate nothing more than when prostitution ruins good girls
I wish I could stop it forever
>>7992491
remember, talk to your mom and sister
look at the makeup picture and the faceapp picture
you are going to make it Amy :)
are snails cute
>>7992496
My life
>>7992502
Dat pic is 2 years old
>>7992508
I can't just stop caring about other people that's just how my brain is
I don't like when bad things happen to good people
>>7992517
Qt pa2t snail
>>7992508
called empathy
prostitution is destruction and antisocial
>>7992521
(hugg)
I love you Cindy, never change <3
>>7992524
what about sluggs
>>7992527
hugg
>>7992526
yet lack sympathy for the reasons they may have to prostitute themselves
Stalker alert
>>7992521
But if they're choosing to do it of their own freewill is really something bad happening to them.
>>7992481
Fuck...
Its hurts so fucking bad..
>>7992531
hugg :(
>>7992537
Yes
That's what a mistake is
Terrible mistakes can ruin lives
is that kayla
>>7992549
Hugg!
>tfw snugg and watching old let's plays
I love being back at my apartment tbqh
>>7992531
Sluggs are cute too
>>7992541
>Kayla you're cute but crazy, how did you end up what you are?
How many times do i have to get real and tell y'all most the time i lie here for shits and giggles. The good stuff in my life is the truth, the jealousy and the weird shit is me getting guaranteed replies. I mean shit, if i was really like i am here irl i wouldn't have a job, a bf, my own place, a car, weekly electrolysis, on srs wait list, full name and gender change...
>>7992558
the fuck
why is lalalarry posting all of kaylas old pictures?
>>7992476
B-but
>>7992501
I don't cash much anymore unless it's really busy, I lucked out and had a few really good shifts out on the floor, and now they basically only put me on grocery.
I cashed for 40 hours a week for 3 months straight though, including Christmas, and that almost broke me.
Most people are ok but dear lord do the shitty and rude customers stick in your memory.
>>7992546
you don't sound like a very empathetic person
just someone who likes feeling superior to other people
>>7992555
That reminds me, I wanna watch the Game Grumps' incomplete let's play of Sonic 06 again. That was some delicious suffering.
>>7992561
What's wrong?
>>7992560
Why would you do that, just go on the internet to tell lies
>>7992558
>rip in peace testicles
No actually i hope they are in hell getting chewed on by hitler
>>7992567
No butts Gaylanna, unless they're girls' butts.
>>7992569
People with morals are superior to those without them. If you want to destroy yourself to make money easier, go ahead, but don't pretend you're an equal.
>>7992571
feel numb and ill, crying won't stop
>>7992572
Boredom, night work gives me freetime to shitpost
>>7992580
hugg
I'm gay
>>7992580
Things'll be okay, the sads will pass.
>>7992590
Trip on Birdy.
>>7992581
So all your insanity over the course of 10 years was just an act
>>7992594
no, she just got on hrt and is normalish now
>>7992593
I have been found
>>7992602
Well, I dunno any other fags aside from myself who'd post MonHun shit.
>>7992578
But girls don't generally have penises and the ones that do probably wouldn't be ok with using it on me
trans girls are important
>>7992567
Oh you're lucky for that, when I was in retail I got stuck on the floor helping people and shit I hated it
Yeah the bad people never leave you
It's like
Everyone is okay, and then that ONE person comes along and their dick enough as everyone else combined
>>7992598
Oh.. Okay..
>>7992608
I'm gonna assume even high quality strap-ons are out of the equation? Real dick *does* have a certain feel to it.
>>7992544
That's a pretty nice cock actually
>>7992593
I feel broken
>>7992619
Even the best strapons money can buy can't get you the feeling of it growing in your hands or the feeling of it throbbing inside you as it fills you up.
Remember purity is important
Eva is for hugging
>>7992642
>purity
>>7992642
>purity on this board
Lol
>>7992610
Heh
I think we like different things or were working in different kinds of stores. Were you in big box or like a department store?
I hate cashing in a grocery store, it's so monotonous and it's always busy. On the floor my primary job is to stock the shelves but I like helping customers for some weird reason. Occasionally I even get a chance to sperg out about stuff if they ask an open ended question.
>>7992619
It's not just about the dick
It's about the overall experience
Girls are so soft, I want someone rough
>>7992639
F-fuck
>>7992640
There's only two groups.
Girls, and AGP fetishists who don't mind their penis but convince themselves they're just "tolerating" it because SRS is "not good enough" or too "expensive".
Just a way to rationalize their fetish.
reminder cindy is 12 years old
>>7992515
I believe!
>>7992560
The good stuff in your life is also mostly lies
>>7992651
It's very important
How much should I settle for in my case? I honestly was thinking of refusing to go below $50,000, and I think I'll hold to that figure (plus fees) no matter what.
>>7992645
I have a bunch from bad dragon, and yeah, it's just not the same.
I think a big part of it is also mental though, the feeling of being with a man instead of someone with a fake cock.
>>7992655
Try it out sometime. Your mind just goes blank when he's holding you by the hips and you can feel him pulsing inside.
>>7992656
You forgot the third group
Numale alpha who didn't like the rage and sex drive from testosterone but needs his dick to be called a male even if he's legally female
>>7992607
>>7992608
what about transbian predators :^)
>>7992665
Add a dollar to your desired amount for every post sonic has made on this board. She's a bad poster and deserves punishment for her shitposting.
>>7992665
I'd settle for getting the person who ambushes and rapes girls on here to leave
>>7992655
Fair point about the texture, but girls can be plenty rough in bed, y'know.
>>7992669
True, that'd be a part of it.
>>7992676
Oh, I don't think I'm settling with sonic. I'm only talking about one of the defendants, the one against whom I have enough evidence to win on summary judgment.
how 2 deal with break up
>>7992645
I just wish she was her
>>7992683
there are other fishies in the sea
>>7992640
>I wonder how an American came to be uncircumcised
I'm not really American, my dad is from Austria and my mom is from British Columbia
>>7992594
Yes and know. Like when shit gets super out of hand its totally for a laugh. And as far as positing my dick on /b/ i honestly love chasers. My bf soils me treats like a real girl and just because the bedroom is kinky doesn't mean he sees me as a male. I love him so fucking much.
>>7992525
is this one of those things that show you what you look like when you get older
>>7992683
Never date people of their respective gender ever again.
:b
>>7992675
>>7992683
Lay down and cry until it either stops hurting or you have to go do something, repeat until you feel better.
>>7992685
She will be eventually. You can get through the waiting period.
>>7992692
licc
>>7992691
what if you break up with a boy and then break up with a a girl
Tfw I got to hug pleb today
>>7992687
What if I wanted this particular fish though
This fish was beautiful and it used to hold me when I cried
This fish was the only one who would tell me everything would be okay when I was all alone
This fish used to talk to me every day instead of the other fish who would ignore me
I don't want to let go of this fish, I want this particular fish back
>>7992694
it hurts a lot
>>7992698
Become a monk, I guess.
>>7992669
Oh I've more than tried it
You just jogged my memory
I actually really enjoy the feeling of fellating a halfie and feeling him harden in my mouth
Fuck I miss having a boyfriend
>>7992675
It me
>>7992640
The first two groups almost certainly dwarf the third
>>7992681
But like
They don't have body hair, or rough skin, scratchy facial hair or that musky boy smell
>>7992702
>loses the prized fish
>becomes depressed and broken
>turns to prostitution
all makes sense now
>>7992706
I have all of those things
>>7992673
I take it that group is you?
>>7992656
Hmm ok if you say so ok Ty for your highly qualified and accurate opinion
>>7992655
Oh yeah we were in different kinds of stores, lol I worked at a clothing store for women
The only thing I didn't hate as unpacking boxes, but I didn't get to do it very often
>>7992645
>urethra+cum lube.
I would like to see this
>>7992660
What if the entire "Kayla" is a fabricated entity made with expensive photoshop or something
>>7992702
That's all too bad, so sad, and the sooner you just let it all go the better
>>7992706
Yeah true true
Sex with transsexuals is certainly a unique thing
>>7992712
Hahahaha
No you
Don't
>>7992714
I'm not strong at all, not anymore
>>7992694
>tfw you actually liked grinding for relics
>>7992706
it you? what you
>>7992683
I don't really know cause I've only ever had to "break up" with a friend I had a crush on >.>
But cry it out, cut any contact with them, get rid of stuff that reminds you of them, and just the your best to forget about them
>>7992716
>transsexuals
I don't like this word
I'm transgender u~u
It has nothing to do with anything sexual at all
>>7992687
This is inherently untrue, you lose something with each new person and as you get older they get more and more broken. This is what you tell someone in high school
I feel dead inside
What should I do
>Hey we're here for the trans support group
>>7992717
Don't emasculate me
>>7992716
there is nothing expensive or sophisticated about that backwoods hick
>>7992732
I have a hon that goes to mine, this is inaccurate, she wouldn't wear a wig
>>7992733
You weigh like 120 lbs, smell like marshmallows n cream, and are just about like a warm soft tempur pedic pillow while snuggling.
>>7992716
https://www.amazon.com/Shot-Ejaculating-Dildo-Jizz-Lube/dp/B00JVYXLCU
Just an example.
>>7992723
You have to be, though. Think about how happy you'll be once she gets there!
>>7992724
Huh. I need to get the most recent game, I've been busy with PC shit.
>>7992738
You're attractive and young, of course you'll get a boyfriend/girlfriend(male).
>dinner with gf (she's trans)
>caught me browsing transtimelines once
>"I don't know what it is but I've been feeling great these past few months, really really happy"
>"that's because youve been on hrt for the past 3 months, I put a blocker in everyone of your morning coffees and your estrogen in your post workout shakes when you come home."
Being happier on estrogen doesent make me trans?
>>7992738
>if 'predatory' meant sitting on your butt and blushing at everyone you argue with.
>>7992736
I didn't say he was sophisticated I said the technology required if he was entirely an illusion would be sophisticated
CGI is pricey I think
>>7992725
Transgender is the broadterm
Transsexuals are the people who take hormones
And alter their birth sex
That being said I don't care for the word so much either
I want a gf to snuggle all day and love
>>7992738
beat and gas transbian elann
>>7992744
not worth, just wait for dabbu cross
>>7992759
nobody wants to date a fatass
Anonymous sits and watches
Anonymous sits and wonders
>>7992761
Birdy, several ladies here need a bf. Why don't you stop being gay and help them out?
>>7992744
everything hurts so much, body stuff just won't stop eating away at me...
I could tell you stories
But would you beilive me
But would you care
>>7992761
>beat and gas transbian elann
RUDE.
>not worth, just wait for dabbu cross
But I want to relive the Forest and Hills of when my autism was just starting.
>>7992771
You're like 25? 27? Young.
>>7992773
What sort of body stuff, if you don't mind me asking?
>>7992683
Burn their house down.
Or just do what I do and and cry your eyes out.
>>7992752
I get that but like, I guess my problem is with a lotta people seeing them as the same thing
Tell em I said put my name on the wall
>>7992779
I have been in the doing the latter for a while now
>>7992782
(S)HE ACTUALLY DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MAD (WO)MAN.
>>7992771
I told my last fish that he got the last little bloody chunks of my heart I had left to give
He threw it on the ground and stomped on it
I tried to pick up the pieces but I had nothing left
The only way to cope with it was to just die inside and feel nothing at all
No pain, no sorrow, no joy, no fury, nothing
I want to die
>>7992778
25 is young?
Idk the rest of my family was either engaged or married at this age.
>switched from using boy name on desktop pc to using girl name
Is that agp
>>7992782
/ourgal/
>>7992790
Needs to be
Better
Needs to be more dramatic.
I lost so much money today
I need to cry I lost so much
>>7992796
is marriage and family even possible for mtf?
>>7992796
I'd count it young, yeah. People get married when they find someone worth marrying, sometimes that takes a while. You've definitely got time, Lanlan.
>>7992749
I think when my bf moves in with me I'll do this as a meme.
Dysphoria really comes out of nowhere sometimes
>>7992796
and they married young
someone hold me pls
>>7992808
when is your bf moving in with you
>>7992659
>>7992813
Like this?
I want all of you to die
>>7992778
severe genital issues, some stuff with face, want hair gone
>>7992814
may 1. his lease is up at the end of april.
>>7992824
yay
>tfw no cute twink to tie you up and jerk you off while you squirm
>>7992817
It fell out NY pocket.
It's 20$ just give forever.
Idk what the great spirit is trying to tell me.
Idk I hate him so much.
I'm not even drunk or high anymore.
This day was shit.
Fuck this day I lost 20$
Who are the short trips? 5'6>
>>7992772
nigga I ain't even actually full blown gay
I'm just purely attracted to femininity and don't care about gender
>>7992778
gas all transbians
>But I want to relive the Forest and Hills of when my autism was just starting.
it's not the same trust me, just wait for the completed game B)
>>7992796
same but getting married young is generally a dumb idea unless both people are financially secure
>>7992803
I'd marriage and family a tranny
>>7992828
:)
I'm just curious how long it'll take for him to notice desu. but I'm not a lesbian
>>7992833
I can get on my knees.
>>7992833
im 5'4"
Today is my 3 year trannyversary.
Still depressed, but then I never figured it would help that.
>>7992804
Things are different these days. Although when you're 30+ you tend to stop marrying out of passion and more so just settle with someone you can sort of tolerate.
>>7992838
You're fat so you don't count.
>>7992838
but extremely fat
>>7992803
Supposedly
I really want to get married someday, and raise a family.
The older I get the more I lose hope that it will ever happen though.
>>7992804
Hope running low
>>7992792
Hugg ;_;
>>7992838
and 200 lbs
>>7992843
My anon kek
>>7992838
good snugg height
>>7992852
snugg
>>7992801
I like this picture a lot
>>7992857
Nope it would be impossible for me to post two seconds apart.
>>7992782
>y name on the w
man hands
>>7992823
That's tough. I dunno what you look like, and SRS is a ways off, but hair's fixable in the short term.
>>7992834
>gas all transbians
Not if I gas you first.
>it's not the same trust me, just wait for the completed game B)
I wasn't expecting it to be, honestly. But will do.
>>7992840
Eh, not for everyone. I hope.
>>7992849
Don't give up, you'll find someone. Or you'll get so married to your chemistry work that you forget what human interaction is like.
Let me rephrase that.. who is <5'6 and has a BMI under 25?
>>7992838
>Lauren is under 5'6"
Quite jelly
>>7992873
Could you be more of an obvious chaser?
>>7992873
don't fat shame
according to the test thingie that my GP had me do to renew my mental health care plan, my anxiety and stress has gone way down from 30 somethings to like 4 and 10, but my depression has only gone down a little bit from 42 to 36
also I got my name changed on my license
>>7992839
yeah my 3 year tranniversary was on the 2nd
>>7992759
SAME TO BE hONEST
I am bad at the dating game desu but I haven't really met anyone I really really liked in a while
why do people pick on lauren for her weight lol she is losing weight every day
do you people mock handicaps who are trying to get prosthetic limbs too
>>7992873
ash
>>7992880
probably because you're a toxic damaged person and everyone can tell right away lol
Where is Olive???
>>7992873
I'm 5'5" 110lbs
>>7992882
If I had a dollar for every fat person on mtfg alone that says they're losing weight when they're actually not I'd have enough money for srs.
>>7992879
About.
Fucking.
Time.
>>7992833
> 5'6>
Does 5'6 count? >~>
>>7992873
My bmi is like 19
>>7992887
Olive got married to a beautiful 5'4 100lb girl sorry
>>7992885
Lmao
Why are you projecting so hard?
I kind of like this though
I haven't had anyone who knows nothing about me try and tell me about myself in a while
So
Lemme ask you then---how do I fix it?
What should I write on my dating profiles?
>>7992891
trip on kayla
>>7992873
5'3
42kg
Yo
>>7992900
smol caroline
>>7992893
Nope plus you look like carl from walking dead so you could be 5'2 and still have that mug
>>7992872
I mean finding someone implies that I'm going to actively look.
So far I've just stumbled into things but that seems unlikely to happen anymore, especially when I'm planning on being married to my work.
>>7992870
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K5wavxZEkZo
>>7992873
i'm 5'6"~5'7" and my BMI is 21 lol
>>7992891
>all these fat shaming moher fuck erst on mtfg
JUST call me tyrone
I LUUUHV BIG WOMEN
I fucking lost 20$ today I'm so stupid wtf
20 minutes until I run into this stupid b again
>>7992894
O-oh
Well
Time to kms then
I won't make a goodbye post
But tell olive even though she broke my heart I'll love her from beyond the grave
>>7992903
But Carl from the walking dead is cute
>>7992906
>BMI is 21
oink oink
>>7992884
But her BoobieMassIndex is 800+ :^)
>>7992902
I guess
I need to put on some weight
>>7992904
>married to work
don't do that
>>7992909
What happened bettybeep tell me about it
>>7992913
Ehue
>>7992904
What hobbies do you have aside from shitposting and taking various substances? Hobbies are good ways to meet people.
>>7992913
>wanting to be anorexic or obese
i like being average desu
>>7992891
Homeless men with kitchen knives in alleyways do not make good surgeons.
Every transgirl I met that's into black guys is overweight and trashy. Why is this?
>>7992925
Thicccccc
Girls
Are
Best
>>7992892
I got my name legally changed in January and got the new birth certificate mid February but haven't been to see my GP since then so I haven't had the chance to go get my name changed on the license at the Transport department.
the license already had F on it, its just it didn't have my middle name shown anymore.
>>7992872
I don't think I have any realistic way to get any surgery at all. I require laser for hair as every temporary method leaves me with severe irritation and my hair likes to grow sideways into the skin
>>7992925
why are you comparing yourself to us non full timers
>>7992908
you should be less high
you could have bought hrt with that money
>>7992880
Don't you live by Ash? Why don't you date her? She's gay
>>7992933
How much do you make? How much do you spend? How frugal can you live?
>>7992930
i have thicc thighs and ass but like no titties and a lil stomach pudge and i'm ok with that lol
whenever i see trannies who are ridiculously thin with literal boy chests and gigantic arms and big ribs showing i'm like... being thin just makes you look more masculine yknow
>>7992936
plenty of people here are fulltime!
>>7992924
Idk, I like cooking but that's not exactly the kind of hobby that tends to help you meet people
Same with biking
>>7992917
Why not? When I'm toiling away I feel useful
>>7992940
Ash is mine!
>>7992940
>wanting a black girl to blanda with a pure white girl
>>7992891
truth
>>7992913
That's normal though
>>7992945
>that's not exactly the kind of hobby that tends to help you meet people
People love it when you bring the good homemade shit to parties!
>>7992942
>plenty
besides elanna, angie, ash, name 5 other active trips
>>7992958
Me...?
>>7992958
Yes, hello, I am a full time tranny,
>>7992961
Thread's early, but not too early.
>tfw no valq gf
>>7992977
But y
>>7992981
love
>>7992958
I've been fulltime and passing fine for quite a while, you know.
>>7992984
You're very sweet, anon
>>7992941
I have not been able to work since I got sick at the end of 2015, it lasted almost all of 2016. I'm completely dependent at this point. my therapist thought trying to get a job in this state was not exactly a good idea either... most of my muscle has atrophied away while I was ill and I'd probably get fired for crying too much...
>>7993016
Pyromancer.
>>7993022
I honestly don't know what to say to that. That's genuinely terrible. Hugg.
>>7993034
>>7992961
>>7993016
ninja
>>7993044
being ill was really bad, it impaired my vision when I was standing and I was probably only on my feet at most 15-20 minutes a day. only upside of it is that I don't have to wait for muscle to atrophy from hrt since almost all of it is gone...
>>7993068
I guess the best thing to do would be to reclaim what you can of your independence.