Cis LesGen

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>>7987022
>/clg/

Who /catholic guilt/ here?

>>7987054
That's not your job.

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>>7987022
>My gf joked that I should set up a patreon so I'm not doing it FOR FREE. Heh.
I mean I wouldn't pay you to do it, but I do appreciate it.

In other news, would /clg/ do Yolandi? (from Die Antwoord)

>>7987022
>My gf
Does she also post here or just know about it. haha

>inb4 clg tries to steal OP's girl.

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I'm not a shitposter, OP.
I'm just bored and very lonely.

>>7987088
That image is proof that font choice matters. All those "Click"s Look like "dick" because the 'c' and 'l' line up in a bad way, like some sort of edgy skater font.

>>7987078
This is the labor of love, anon. I've invested too much and come too far to give up now.

>>7987085
She posts here. You won't be able to find her tho. She's sneaky. We'll talk about it and I'll be surprised "that was you?" kinda thing.

>>7987114
>This is the labor of love, anon. I've invested too much and come too far to give up now.
You're our senpai. Our supreme overlord. You wouldn't leave us, would you?

>>7987114
>She posts here. You won't be able to find her tho. She's sneaky. We'll talk about it and I'll be surprised "that was you?" kinda thing.
That is actually pretty cute. Sneaky little gf lurking in your thread. Posting from across the room haha

>>7987022
Omg I made into the news!
(I'm the anon who kind of had a girlfriend and liked her a lot)
>>7987078
there was a time when I would have but honestly no. Plus she dated Ninja (and I think they have a kid together) and is therefore bi no lesbian :(

>>7987161
Not unless I was going on vacation. Which I do sometimes. That is nerve wracking, when I leave that job to someone else. It's a codependency thing.

>>7987204
Please don't make her think she's cute, that just encourages her.

Something something transbians.

>>7987239
Congrats, anon. You got a qt gf and made the news. You're famous now.

>>7987319
Tips: Want to enter into 5 minutes of fame clg spotlight just gotta bed a cutie! Get to work ladies! ;)

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How many of you are fat?
Are you trying to lose the weight?

>>7987506
me kinda. I'm at 188 rn. Started losing from 121 about 4 months ago. Can kinda run my fat ass around some now and doing alright in the gym. Also just picked up boxing and man that shit kills me more than I expected.

Goal weight is 140. I've lost near 3 pant size though. So close to single digit 9.

>>7987506
.... This gif confuses on a deep level. I really thought I wasn't a degenerate....

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>>7982791
>>7982681

Ok so delivering. Like I said nothing to get super excited for. (I magic-wanded out the background because this is the closest thing to a lewd picture I have ever shared haha)

Someday I will be fit again... step one is still finding a job.

>>7987558
That gif is beautiful what are you talking about

>>7987558
Same. I hate fatties. But this gave me some slight tingles don't yonder and I am angry.

>>7987559
Nice serratus anterior.

>>7987635
*down yonder

>>7987559
Also, You're quite hairy.

>>7987646
I blame mom's german/scottish genes. haha.

>>7987506
I think what is confusing people is feeding your gf is cute, and so are tummy rubs. (Although they are both to thicc for me.)

>>7987559
>closest thing to a lewd picture I have ever shared
You're adorable.

>>7987554
Good job, anon. You'll be a fit qt in no time.

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Should I start watching Grey's Anatomy again?

>>7987834
I start rewatching House so many times hoping to finally get to the Oliva Wilde entrance, but never make it... Forget what happened and rewatch it from the start never actually getting there.

I just want to feed my imaginary Oliva Wild Lesbian fantasies.

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>>7987559
Thank you, DreamFulfillingAnon. You're the greatest.

>>7987861
What even is that image

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>>7987928
Not sure. It has been in the last three threads. I assume it is from an animu.

Sidenote: a les friend of mine made this their cover and though I would steal it for you guys.

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Who here /garagekits/?

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>>7988008
Googled and still have no fucking clue what this is haha.

Hey guys I'm not completely sure... but I think lesbianism might be a mental illness

>>7988040
If being lesbian is a mental illness than you should be so lucky as to be ill. Wouldn't have my life any other way.

Sorry no one wants your D anon. Move on, bang some breeder and pretend your having a lesbian relationship with her.

You will never stop being jelly of us but you might just learn to stop shit posting in places you don't belong. K thx bye.

>>7988008
Always been mildly interested, but realistically I a.) would drive myself mad trying to paint one b.) would use all the tools/paint I bought once and then leave them to rot forever, c.) don't even have any space left for regular figs so who am I kidding?

>>7988063
Are you flirting with me?

>>7988063
>being jealous
>of not wanting D

>>7988063
Try not to respond to bait no matter how dumb. Just hide and ignore. Your responses keep them here longer.

>>7988162
It's not bait though, it's something I really wonder about

>>7988192
Really. Coming to tell people who are minding their own business that them being attracted to one sex over the other - is a mental illness. You set up a bait. If you're genuinely curious then you wouldn't try to insult people. If you're genuinely curious then go watch a fucking Ted talk. We aren't paid to educate you.

>>7988099
Yes.

>>7988162
You're right. I am sorry Mommy.

>>7988192
Fine that. Ask your question politely, without assumptions or trolling.

>>7988089
Post your figs collection

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>>7988227
Dudes seriously, don't respond to obvious bait.

>>7988330
I'm excited for that sex scene. Too bad Charlize is a bishit in it. I hope the french girl at least isn't. And I guess they just hook up, not real love? Bummer.

>>7988360
The trailer made it look like Charlize is still in love with the dead dude, so I'm not expecting much. The fight scenes look rad, at least.

>>7988387
I considered her to be their take on a female James Bond. Since the premise is that agents are being hunted down, that puts Sofia Boutella in danger (if she's not actually a culprit). Of course romance is not the main theme, just action sequences. I'm not huge on action movies but my sister implanted the belief that "Charlize Theron is the most beautiful woman alive" into my mind at an impressionable age. Goddamn she's so spectacular.

>>7988315
Nah, it's not particularly impressive. Honestly, if it didn't require talking to other humans I would probably sell most of them, as they're from 8-10 years ago when I had pretty different taste and I'd prefer to use the space for books.

Hey if you guys want a good gf simulator watch the video for "run away with me" by carly rae jepsen

>>7987073
Aw yiss, that's my stuff. As a teen I didn't just feel guilty for the usual stuff - liking girls too much, masturbation, yadda yadda - I felt like the nuns would even somehow twist me growing boobs into something sinful so I always wore wide sweaters to hide them.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qGFAkyfjDU

>>7987851
>imaginary Olivia Wilde lesbian fantasy
Isn't she bi IRL though? I used to watch House religiously when it aired, and even more so when Thirteen made an appearance.

>>7988627
It's a shame Thirteen was just fapbait for dudes.

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>>7988641
Well yes, I assume lesbians aren't a big enough demographic to cater to usually, but just because the character was "lol girlsex, so hot" doesn't make Olivia Wilde any less cute.
I could watch her kiss girls all day.

>>7988657
Olivia Wilde is bishit irl. She doesn't want to make that public tho. They guy she's married to encouraged her to tell the truth about how she's been with women but she didn't want to say anything. Bishits gonna bishit. I suppose it's better than the typical married bishit who made out with a girl in college and now won't shutup about her invisibility.

>>7988692
I mean, she's an actress, I don't have to like her as a person or even care about her personal life to find her cute.
Thinking about it, I don't think I know a whole lot of lesbian celebrities at all, or maybe there's just not a lot. Ellen and whatsherface from Hard Candy.

>>7988692
>They guy she's married to encouraged her to tell the truth about how she's been with women but she didn't want to say anything.
Source?

>>7988427
Pleease?
If I see one I like I might buy it.
Okay, probably not, but hey.

Btw, you don't actually have to talk to anyone if you sell on eBay. Besides the post office cashier, I guess.

>>7988626
Nooooooooooooo unhappy ending nooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rITzV9H_J5E

>>7988704
Well lesbians probably have to keep themselves hidden for the most part. After Ellen Page came out, her roles were dramatically limited to "lesbian roles". But I appreciate her honesty. Others come out as bishit, like K-stew.

>>7988739
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/olivia-wilde-lesbian-experiences_us_56212e7fe4b08d94253ef7e7

>>7988821
K-Stew is a bishit? I thought that was just media hype.

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>>7988657
THIIIIS I give no fucks what she is as long as there is a possibility of her wanting to kiss girls and specifically me. haha. :P

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>>7988758
No, they're scattered about wherever a fragment of flat surface remains free. I'd have to gather them and dust them, and what would be the point? Have a picture of Nanoha going after Signum's ass instead (Fate knows, don't bother her about it).

>>7988881
Well people are calling her gay because she's so gay and is dating girls and making out with them. But she was an adult woman married to fucking Robert Pattinson. She's no lesbo.

>>7988884
Her face is just too big.

>>7988932
How could anyone get married to Pattinson even

>>7988938
I dunno man. I dunno. He's ugly even for a guy. But I haven't been following the whole K-stew saga for a while. I remember she was hooking up with Stella Maxwell (who will probably fuck any woman with homosexual inclinations) and then I dropped off. I'm pretty sure K-stew is just jumping from woman to woman right now and I don't know why a lot of people found her attractive in the first place.

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>>7988885
Heh, cute.
Also fuck, that Signum is expensive isn't it? Get off your lazy ass and sell it and take a nice qt on a date.

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>>7988965
Eh, she's ALTER but I've always assumed she wasn't rare or popular enough to have retained significant value.

>take a nice qt on a date.
Pffft no, I'd spend it on chinese cartoon books.

>>7989089
>Murcielago

How's this series going along? Has the sidekick given in and fugged the sadist yet?

P.S: The Alter could probably get you $50+ off ebay

>>7989124
I think it's going pretty great, but I have a soft spot for over-the-top shenanigans. Hinako? Not as far as I've read, but I haven't read volume 9 yet.

Huh, not bad.

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>>7988932

>>7989213

Wait, can you read japanese or have they released volumes in english already?

>she hasn't had her way with hinako yet
The author is a fucking tease. TEASE.

Side boobs or under boobs? Which do you prefer?

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>>7989275
Yes.
Boobs.

>>7989228
I read the JP volumes.

I can't even recall if any development is currently being hinted at for those two, my memory of recent volumes is pretty foggy.

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>>7989275

What >>7989280 said

(seeing underboob when she's innocently lifting up her sweater desu)

>>7989275
Side. But top/cleavage is best.

Tell me some happy lesbian stories anons, I need it.

>>7989403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdoe0M2JRTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ZNy6tbiiU

What's going on, anon?

>>7989403
>>7989199

>>7989403
My sister's gf proposed to her and she said yes. Then a few weeks later my sister proposed to her back. She wanted to show her that she was equally serious about the relationship and give her a ring too. I thought that was adorable.

>>7989429
Why do het couples never do cute shit like this?

>>7989429
I'm getting cavities just thinking about it

>>7989431
Oppressive gender roles desu

>>7989429
>>7989431
because het couples aren't as pure and good as lesbian ones.

>>7987319
cue Smashmouth's All Star

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>clg

>>7989429
Wait you and your sis are both gay? What are the odds

>>7989899
Probably mutual trauma.

>>7989429
>>7989899
[Austrianon seething jealously in the distance]

>>7989913
Austrianon's sister is also into grills, though.

>>7989940
Is she? So why haven't they fugged?
Step up your game, my queen

>>7989945
Because our Queen is too shy to confess. ;_;7

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>>7989999
Those numbers, gurl.
But seriously, that's kinda cute. I mean I'm not into incest and all but it's still cute.
Pic related, Austrianon probably

>>7988956
Damn, they were marreid? I thought they had just been dating when they were still young.

> I remember she was hooking up with Stella Maxwell (who will probably fuck any woman with homosexual inclinations)

R-Really? Any?

>>7990007
i'd be the femmy one and have the butch one as my sister-gf.

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>>7990055
Elsa isn't even butch, she's just a slob and can't be bothered with dressing feminine.
I can relate

Any of you know of sites where I can get, I guess, les pen pals? I'm in the southren US, and I've honestly only seen ~10 other lesbains here, including my ex.

I just think it'd be nice to just send someone letters where we can relate to "the struggle" or whatever, like not even in a romantic sense really, just someone to chat with and who I can send my drawings or write things in French to.

>>7990270
Yeah there's this really fun place on 4chan

Why are all filipino women batshit crazy?

What is it about their shithole country that just turns them all into greedy cunts?

>>7990279
Haha that's true, but I'd feel more comfortable doing it somewhere were you can see the persons profile, for example, so it's more legit. I tried looking at some penpal subs earlier, but they're all pretty much dead.

>>7990321
I don't know anon, I assume there's lesbian dating sites and forums and stuff.

>>7990270
I can set up a Google doc. We can start up pen pals.

>>7990270
I'd like that.
I'm Canadian and I want to practice my french (Anglo Canadian here)

Canada anons, is it true that ma blonde is Canadian French slang for cutie, girlfriend or something?

>>7989899
Yeah. Our older brother is straight, she's in the middle and a femme, artsy gay, and I'm the youngest and pretty much a tomboy gay. I don't know what it means, but it's interesting.

>>7990377
I'm still learning too, I'm in a 102 class at the moment, but a practice buddy would be cool.

>>7990430
I read that the chances of being gay get progressively bigger the more older siblings you have, but I'm not sure that goes for girls.

>>7990437
Yeah I don't think that goes for girls. It's a mystery desu. Probably just genetics.

>>7990430
Is your brother hostile to the two of you being lesbian?

>>7990297
>What is it about their shithole country that just turns them all into greedy cunts?

Maybe the fact that it's is poor as fuck?

>>7990270
Who still has pen pals when the internet is a thing? You can do any of these things using skype or whatever other chat program. Letters are such a bother in comparison. No wonder you'd have trouble finding someone.

>>7990561
Good point. I wasn't specially meaning just letters, I think email and others would be better, but yeah maybe I should look for internet friends more than a penpal.

>>7990436
sounds good :)
>>7990384
Yeah I've heard that before, not a ton though because I'm from Ontario which is primarily English speaking.

>>7986816
Sorry if this is late.
I basically took the stress of falling asleep away. I started to only sign up for university classes that start at 12PM or later, meaning I would have been able to stay up until around 4AM if I wished so. I was usually able to fall asleep earlier though. Back when I had to get up at 6/7AM, I laid in bed for hours, always thinking about how I have to fall asleep soon or else I will be dead tired the next day. I didn't have to worry about that with 12PM classes.

It was also a time during which my life's quality increased, and feeling overall happier made sleeping easier as well. I still get episodes where I have problems, but they mostly happen during semester breaks or if I'm too stressed out.
Reading up on tips on how to fall asleep better or relaxation techniques might also help.

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>>7990670
>I laid in bed for hours, always thinking about how I have to fall asleep soon or else I will be dead tired the next day.
That's exactly what I do. There isn't much I can do about my work/school schedule though. I relay too much on caffeine to stay awake at work. Maybe I should just go to the doctor to get some sleeping pills or something. I just want to be able to sleep and feel well rested again.

>>7989217
OW transcends her jaw. As a woman with a squarish face myself I resent this.

>>7990471
>>7990437
Something about genes turning on in the womb. If the mother is put under stress, the child will have the "gay gene" switched on. By having homosexual children she theoretically stalls the amount of mouths being fed, putting less stress on the family when times are tough and the children she makes are homosexual - which usually correspond to unusual personality traits and emotional intelligence. So the mom creates a support unit, someone who will help the family without burdening it in the way of making more babies.

>>7990270
Pen pals just make me feel sad and guilty.

When I was 15 I went to Japan with my uncle and met these qt jap kids. My uncle wanted me to be pen pals with them and got their address for me, but I ended up never writing to them. I still feel bad about it almost 6 years later.

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>>7990923
>tfw you should've been a support unit
>turned out to be a useless shut-in
I'm sorry mom.

>>7990778
Most likely that's the reason why you can't fall asleep. Putting too much pressure on yourself.
If you have something you always find yourself thinking about that keeps you from sleep, it can help to write your thoughts down.
You could try some over-the-counter sleeping pills first, they usually mess less with you than prescribed ones.

>>7990934
They don't even remember you, anon.

>>7991017
Yeah, my guilt is mostly because my uncle really wanted me to write to them and make international friends, and he passed away 2 years ago.

>>7987022
>German is mistaken for a model again. She's still a shameless slut.

Please, I've never even held hands with my fans.

>>7990954
Do you make all these Elsa pictures? Or do you just grab them from someone else?

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>>7991394
I wish I could draw half as well anon. I grabbed most of them from the /frz/ thread on /u/ a few months ago.

>>7990494
No, he's cool with it. My parents weren't very happy at first, but they've gotten over it.

>>7991595
Sympathetic male relatives make me feel a little upset by some of the posts about males I see here.

>>7991651
Same. I really don't think hating males is normal or healthy, even for a lesbian.

>>7991458
Ah fair enough.

>>7991672
The biggest thing to keep in mind is just that 4 chan and real life are different. (That is as deep into that as I dare to wade) haha.

>>7990923
This theory makes incredebly little sense.

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What do all the lesgen normies do on the weekend?

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>>7992083

The forbidden "s" word, probably.
(reeeeee)

>>7992083
I've met a friend who came to town from London, had drinks with her, that kinda stuff.

>>7992131
What do you do on the weekends, anon?

>>7992155
>tfw no qt to have drinks with

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I've never had strong feelings for someone. Attractive people give me butterflies but I've never felt a strong romantic connection, I've never felt longing, I've never wanted to kiss someone. I'm 22 but won't consider myself properly broken until I'm 25 and still the same.

Every time a guy begins to have strong feelings for me, I feel like a robot. It highlights just how little warmth I feel for them in return. Maybe if a girl liked me then my reaction wouldn't be "wow I am dead inside" but that's in my future.

@ future girl(s?!) who develop feelings for me: I hope you are having an excellent day and nobody makes you feel small and you see something that makes you smile.

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>>7992251
>>tfw no qt to have drinks with
drinking at home with my gf. 3 beers in and I am tipsy. Wtf. I have no idea why I get white girl wasted these days.

>>7987506
I am chubby and trying to lose weight!
Does anyone use any diet/calorie counter apps that let you add friends? I would love to have a lesgen weight loss buddy.

>>7992251
>What do you do on the weekends, anon?

Browse the internets, of course, like any healthy and well-adjusted person.

>>7992599
um I use myfitnesspal which lets you add people I guess

got like 0 friends on it cause I tell no one about my diet

you'd judge me though. sometimes I'm real good about meal planning other days I'm just like cereal and just enough potato chips to meet my calorie limit

>>7992629
Oh I just downloaded that app today! And no, I'd never judge, especially since I'm the exact same way. Would you mind sharing your username so I can add you?

>>7992695
val2989 is my un

I'm kinda skippy with my shit. I went 2 months solid then got a new phone and lost all that shit cause I couldn't be fucked to remember my password.

Enjoy my excellent crudy hamburger helper entry tomorrow and in general the stupid amounts of starbucks + protein drinks I drink

I'm trying to pull an all-nighter in order to fix my sleep schedule.
I'm wondering whether caffeine will help and at which point I'm gonna run out of things to do.

>>7993112
Adderall desu

>>7993112
Yes. Caffeine and video games. When you get sleepy, do push-ups to wake up back up.

>>7993141
The only drug I have here is Xanax, and that would just make me sleepy.

>>7993161
Won't the crash after the caffeine make it worse, though?
I've been playing Demon Gaze, but I've had my fill of that today and will have to look for another neglected game from my backlog.

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>>7993232
If you feel like you are going to crash, just drink more delicious coffee (unless you are taking caffeine pills). I'm going to be up all night as well. I have to study for an exam for tomorrow morning.

>wake up early to study
>end up watching random documentaries on YouTube all day
>9pm and I'm barely going to start studying for a five chapter exam

I don't know why I do this to myself.

>>7993326
I know this feel

What do I do to stop this help. I have fallen and I can not get up.

Filthy shut ins. Will they ever learn?

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>>7993326
I can already feel the headache I'm gonna get from all that caffeine.

I still have to start on a paper I need to hand in before the 31st. The class was so boring though that I didn't make the effort yet.

Also, I'm sorting old files to pass the time, so have one of my /lesgen/ screencaps.

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>>7990048
I mean, she was ok with Miley Cyrus...

i miss my fat ex

>>7993366
What does your paper have to be about?

So I have a question to you lesbians.

When you see an attractive female, do you see her in the same way a straight male would? I mean do her ass and tits turn you on or is it more about how aesthetically cute she is? Like the way she dresses, her face, etc.

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help me /lesgen/ i'm horny but i need something realistic to watch/read pls help

>>7993390
True, her standards can't be particularly high.

>>7993433
Containers as a living space.

>>7993443
If she is wearing somewhat revealing clothing that puts her ass and tits on display for everyone to admire, who the fuck wouldn't get turned on?

>>7993467
me

>>7993467
Because men checking out a womans tits and ass is more of a biological thing which is why i'm wondering if lesbian women would get turned on in the same way.

>>7993472
You don't like looking at a qt's boobs and ass?

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>>7993453
I see it as her commitment to pucci. Taking what she can get. Mirrors our own desperation in some cases ;_;
But it's nice to know someone named "most beautiful woman in the world" is ONE OF US ONE OF US

>>7993448
Find a book. /u/ lit might help you. I always find erotic writings better than visuals.

>>7993483
We are attracted to women's bodies. If she has an attractive female body, yes, we take an interest in her.

>>7993443
Yes. All of it. I see her on the street and imagine what she'd look like sitting on my face.

>she's straight
K I L L M E

>>7993652
>I'm gay
K I S S M E

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>>7993619
Stella should have a better chance scoring qts than us though, shouldn't she?

>>7993657
lel thanks for making me laugh anon
*kissu*

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>>7993660
I have no doubt she could sleep with any number of pretty women, but relationships must be harder to find in her circle. Not a lot of names are out, and her field means tons of travel. She's known for her style of being "non-competitive" and laid back about her career, so I guess that's why she sees no issue being public about that gay, but not every model shares that view. I'm rooting for her to find a nice girl tho.

>>7993443
I stare at ass and titties so much low key through out the day it is ridiculous. Sometimes feel like a pervy creep but the more I've come to be ok with being gay the less I'm giving a damn. Guys have stared at my ass/tits and come up and been rude af and so goddamn disgusting I figure at the very least I'm just staring at some titties and ass and minding my own goddamn business and letting her be.

I do also notice face and fashion a lot. Especially hair.

>>7993443

I notice face first, then voice, then her body language, body shape, hair, and style.
I'm into all those things more than T+A. Also hands. Nice hands turn me on.

>>7993483
>more of a biological thing
kek

I'm pretty sure becoming sexually aroused is always "a biological thing" for heteros and homos alike

>>7993772
Dudes consider it their purpose to get with women, like it's their right to be aroused at a woman. They're fucking creeps.

>>7992545
I'm 26 and feel the same.

I don't actually know if I'm broken or not, it doesn't feel weird.

It's easy to be alone I guess.

>>7993721
Post some of what you would consider cute hands?

>>7993789
>like it's their right to be aroused at a woman

pull your head in you silly bitch

women arouse us and i assume they arouse you as well, what the fuck does a 'right' to be aroused have to do with anything

have you ever once seen a woman, considered her beautiful, consequently found her arousing and then asked yourself 'do i have the right to stiff nips right now?'

fuck off, kek

New rule: No responses to dudes ever. Just hide and ignore. Even if we try to be cordial to them, they just can't do the same.

>>7994023
You're the one that needs to fuck off, if you aren't a lesbian don't post here you ugly manchild. I would love to break down your stupidity to you but the Y chromosome makes you inherently retarded. Hence, why you think telling women to fuck off from their own general is appropriate. Males need to be killed tbqh famo, so sick of their shit.

>>7994079
>do not respond to men
>responds to a man
????

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>>7994174
Do as I say, not as I do. I get my hands dirty to keep my women clean.

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Hey cis-ters, I'm a trans gal and I don't want to take up too much of your time, I'm just gonna lay it on you straight:

Is it weird that this picture sexually arouses me?

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>tfw the girl you're flirting with is actually in high school
Welp, I guess that's not happening.

>>7994288
>tfw the girl you're currently fugging is 8 years older than you

>>7994079
>Even if we try to be cordial to them

Kek. Come on, love.

You made a daft post and now you need to posture and grandstand a little, it's alright.

>>7994321
Tell me your secret

>>7994288
How did you find out?

>>7994331
>daft post
>said the boy who sperged out and told lesbians to leave their own thread
I mean I expect so very little from males but even that was just pathetic.

>>7994356
I know you love the sound of your own voice, but please take your own damn advice and just stop engaging.

>>7994321
I'm not risking getting vanned or her dad beating me up for corrupting his daughter or some shit. She's cute and we got along super well but it feels wrong

>>7994371
But don't you want to commit a crime?

>>7994370
I like the sound of my keyboard. Blue switches click clack

>>7994356
She told me. It said 19 on her profile. We'd been talking for about a week and a half and were skyping and she decided to tell me the truth. She does take college classes at the school she said she was going to, but she is very much not of legal voting age.
>>7994408
Nope. I wouldn't do well in prison. Even if it would way easier to find a girl attracted to be in there.

>>7994212
You gotta live by your own rule in this case or else it kinda invalidates the whole thing.

I actually think it is a good rule.

>>7994468
>I actually think it is a good rule
Ayy baby want sum fuk?

>>7994440
So how old is she really?

>>7994490
I actually just spent half an hour only teasing myself with my breast/nipples, while imagining lewd stuffs. It took everything I had to not reach down...Got so fucking wet, and had 4 microgasms taunting me on my way to the big one.

Anyone else able to O with only breast play ?

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>>7994408
Red switches for life son.

>>7994440
Well how old are you that this would be a problem? I fucked enough girls that weren't of legal voting age to tell you it's worth it.

>>7994513
>Anyone else able to O with only breast play ?

This is something that I've always been wondering. Are there really women who get turned on from having their boobs and nipples touched? It seems that all women I ever slept with actually enjoyed that but I can't relate to that at all. I mean the whole area is rather insensitive, so what's the point?

Anyone else feel like this, or am I just weird?

>getting likes on Tinder
>gained 30lbs from photo thanks to psych meds
the pain

>>7994755
My gf can very nearly cum from nipple play alone.

>>7994408
>>7994642
I had a clicky keyboard, but my computer being in the living room it drove my gf nuts. I switched to the Razer Oranata Chroma. It is mecha membrane and is way quieter. I likes it, and she doesn't get as frustrated with it.

Win, win.

Also it lights up like a lgbt rainbow, so it's one more subtle way to alert visitors that we're queer... (as if the two of us living together and the nude women/ vagina paintings all over the place weren't enough)

Speaking of art I am finally ramping up to that watercolor painting of my gf. I just finished a quick practice sketch if anyone wants to see it? (Still some things I need to work out)

>>7994513
>>7994755
Given that I wrote the earlier post obviously I can, but that being said my gf can't really. She pierced her nips a few times, and lost a bunch of sensitivity. PSA everyone else. Don't get your nipples pierced. It just isn't worth it.

She still gets some pleasure from them, but I just find it one more thing I can do to supplement other stuff, and doesn't do much for her standalone.

>>7994356
>>said the boy who sperged out and told lesbians to leave their own thread
When?
Honest question, i can't find it.

>>7994079
>complains about ppl getting aroused by women in a lesbian thread
>basically attacks all lesbian for being lesbians in the process
>tells others to fuck off from 'their' thread

>>7995021
(You)

>>7994962
Already gave that shithead too many (you)'s

>>7995024
Then literally just quote and add the post number without the >

>>7987506
Skinnyfat here. About 112 lbs and 5 ft. In Burger BMI Im normal weight but Im SEAsian so the fat shows. Trying to go back to 104 lbs. I need to eat around 1200-1300 calories per day to lose weight.

>>7987506
21 bmi
Should get sporty because no muscles but I'm bad at working hard and consistently

>>7990297
Flip here.
Foreigners(esp white ones) are seen as moneybags here. I see white dudes and their Filipina gfs around malls and well of places all the time.

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>>7994000
I like pretty much all shapes as long as the fingers aren't short/tiny tbqh

>yfw long nails make her fingers look longer
Well fuck me.

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>>7994321
been there done that

I made the news
>burgerbong, fucking lol
>she saw right through me coming in so often
>been waiting for me to ask her out for two months
>everyone at the spa knew
>the ones who work there, anyway
>worriedlaughter
>get her home just before 10
>just in time for her parents to get back from their night out
>ohshit, too early, abort abort
>"same time Friday?"
>yeah, I'm free friday
>"awesome, see you then"
>she leans over and kisses me before bouncing out of the truck
24yo 5'2 korean (claims to be)virgin bislut
I know better, but I've got it bad

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>>7995666
>Trips of the Beast
Yes, I'm sure you've been to many places and have done many things..

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>>7994321
>tfw the woman you're were fugging 26 years older than you

I made the mistake of watching a VERY lesboinic provocative movie and now I'm sexually frustrated, usually I just talk about my lustness out and manage to let it go, but I don't know if I want to use the outlets I have already used before.. so now I'm sexually frustrated with No one to help me let it out...
what do I do lesbros?

>>7995756
OK YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHAT THATS LIKE!!

>>7995786
Acquire gf

My gf is such a fucking TEASE anons. I was over at her place, we were just chilling out, me reading and her studying. Then I was about to head off and she pushed me against the wall and made out with me, gave me a goddamn hicky, then jumped back on her bed and said "bye" while continuing her essay.

>>7995799
NO! that is not an option

>>7995802
lol! that sounds sweet... ha ha ha

>>7995809
She did it on purpose to make me horny as fuck. She's a goddamn tease.

>>7995804
Why not?

>>7995853
lol! I know, that's what makes it so sweet, she lubs you, and lusts you up to be silly. I'm sorry but that shit is cute as fuck

>>7995857
I'm a terrible girlfriend, I mean, I am the best nongirlfriend in the world, but not so good on the just being a plain girlfriend thing. I have this nasty habit of forcing others to feel what they made me feel, that way they know what they are doing.. but yeah girls don't like that very much, thus for taking me out of the running for ever being a gf to anyone..

>>7995870
>but yeah girls don't like that very much, thus for taking me out of the running for ever being a gf to anyone..

Then stop doing it, you retard.

>>7995790
Don't get excited. Like any new relationship it's fun and exciting and an older woman is certainly more experienced, caring and willing to guide and instruct to make the sexual experience enjoyable.

But eventually she becomes more motherly and less sexual and things fall apart. But those first few months are great.

Am I overreacting about this?
I'm 18 and the only drugs I've had are cough syrup and dph, and I feel inadequate that I've never done alcohol or weed before. I don't have any connections to that stuff, and everyone I talk to has done them before, so I end up lying that I have too so they won't think I'm weird or unsocial. It just really gets to me sometimes, I don't know.

>>7995929
You're not overreacting, you're retarded.

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>>7995929
Hey guys, can you believe this 18 yr old anon has NEVER gotten high on weed or drank alcohol?!?
Like, what a fucking loser. Let's kick her out of our cool lesbian club.

>>7995950
Hahaha

>>7995929
What >>7995950 said.
No one really cares.
If they do, they're the weird ones.

>>7995934
>>7995950
>>7995954
Thanks, these posts helped me haha. Yeah, I guess I am being retarded and that it doesn't really matter that much.

>>7995929
hugs, not drugs kiddo
good weed is expensive and addictive
>yes it is, stop lying
kills your motivation to do anything but laze around, snack, and bingewatch dumb shit on netflix

>tfw no lesbian winggirl to pick up girls with

man, imagine the awesome banter

>>7995978

CISMALE DETECTED

FUCK, MARRY, KILL:
THE ENTIRE L WORD CAST

>>7994755
nope, my boobs are also not that sensitive at all.

my thighs, though, holy fuck. If a qt girl slowly runs her hand up my thigh once i could probably cum, they're that goddamn sensitive

>>7995729
She was the only relationship I ever had. After years and I still think of her everyday.
wonder how it feels to have gf at your own age.

>>7996134
I've never seen a single episode,
been meaning to get around to it but I've still got Colony, The Strain, GoT, and Walking Dead to catch up on

lesgen how the FUCK do I find other lesbians who will have casual sex with me

I'm so horny I could fuckin die, but I don't have the time or energy to invest into a serious relationship

I just need to get laid right now immediately

HELP

>>7996151
Dating apps are your best bet.

>>7996151
if you're desperate, check your local dating app
or craigslist
>enjoy your std

>>7996156
hhhhhhhh i don't want an std

but I truly believe my soul will soon escape my body if I do not acquire the sexual affections of another woman in due time

>>7996169
you seem stressed, wouldn't you like to take a seat?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=807121274

>>7996182
WELP time to masturbate for the 4th time in 24 hours

i am a 20 year old cis female why do I have the sex drive of a 15 year old boy

>>7996199
happy to help

pls if any of you lovely ladies live near Michigan and don't have any diseases I'd love to have an extremely gay evening with you...

>>7996230
>Michigan
I wish, sweating my ass in florida
>you're one of the states I'm planning to visit as soon as I get my rv

>>7996230
Ohio here. Acknowledge that the Buckeyes are superior in every way and I'll let you have your way with me.

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>>7989275
under boobs

>>7996260
can't we just settle our differences over red wine...

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>>7996230
Oh, anony. I hope you find someone to have sex with. Your desperation is kind of cute.

>>7996272
if you think it's cute then fuck me

i-if that's ok with you

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>>7994237
trans being dendrophilli why doesn't this surprise me

>>7996286
I'm nowhere near Michigan, bby.

>>7996290
life is cruel

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you made peace with the undead tribe by marrying the bride ,
what do you choose keeping you wife like the way she is and be call a necrophiliac and listen to her sad and beautiful poetry about her wanting to have skin and such or modified her ,but losing the agreement with the undead and they start a war against you and you're kind

>>7993660
I still need to figure out her hair secrets. My hair never manages to stay out of my face that well.

>>7996246
C-can I go on the road trip too. Gas money included, of course.

>>7996134
Kill them all.
Sorry I hate that show with a passion
t. a cis lesbian

>>7996134
Fuck Shane

Kill Jenny

Marry, uh.... That girl who died of cancer.

>>7996134
Fuck Jenny, Marry Carmen, kill that grill in the wheelchair who believed kids need to smell men to grow up healthy.

>>7996317
Is this some tranner analogy?

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>>7996492
da fuck has to do with a tranner i just like this game and i wanna see wat fetishis are you guys in to

>>7996669
I don't know what game that is or what fetishes you like but I'm not into your type.

>>7996199
Join the club

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>>7996479
>t. a cis lesbian

>>7996199
>20 year cis female

Am I the only one weirded out that we need to self identify as "cis female" in the cis female thread.

>>7996230
>tfw Michigan
>tfw transbian
why do I even read this thread

>>7996828
They are Matts overcompensating.

>>7996893
Why would you want to hook up with random people from 4chan?

>>7996908
very good question

I'm buying a gift for my gf for our 2 year anniversary, and I can't buy a ring for her after all, so what's more romantic?

Animu fig or an airplane model?

>>7996908
>implying anyone in here wouldn't jump at the chance of hooking up with our queen Austrianon

>>7997012
You flatter me anon.

>>7996978
Depends on which one is more associated with your relationship. If it's a fig for a show that brought you together, or the airplane model has livery from an airline you've flown or plan to fly on to go somewhere together, or whatever.

>>7997097
Simply stating the facts, my liege.
Remember when we had an Austria edition like two years ago, when you first became a well-known poster?

>>7997320
Hard to believe it's already been more than two years. Time flies when you're having fun, I guess.

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Oh praise the lesbian goddess/es, there's no lab for my physics class today, it was pushed back to catch up on lecture from last week. I've only slept for 2 hours and I just don't have the brain power right now to do anything that requires my full attention, I would've had a margin of error so wide you could fit the Earth through it. Now it's time to just take a nice little nap.

>>7997353
/lgbt/ still seems like a fresh new board to me, since I've been posting on it ever since it came into existence. By now, I think it has been up for 5 years or so already.

>>7997361
Yeah, definitely. Same with all the other "new" boards. But then I remember I've been here since I was 15. What a wonderful waste of time.

>>7997375
And don't forget: We'll be here forever.

My ex used to post on 4chan and at some point she figured out I was also a 4chan regular. She hadn't been on here for a while, but due to me, she started posting again.

I hope she never found /lesgen/ and realized how frequently I talk about her here.

>>7997396
>We'll be here forever.
I sure hope so, I don't know where else to go.

Well, if you've never mentioned her by name you're probably fine, I mean lots of girls here talk about past relationships.

>>7997456
Yeah, I wouldn't know where to spend all my time without it either.

Sure, there might have just been some giveaways, that she caught upon seeing as she's been in the same situation.

>>7996828
only specified i was cis because I feel like people still assume you can't have an absurd sex drive if you're AFAB and that is certainly not the case

>>7996893
if ur qt I might be open to the possibility

are u qt?

>>7996908
because I'm socially awkward yet horny as shit, why else?

>>7997624
I'd probably have to spend my time talking to actual people. The mind reels.

>>7997685
>socially awkward yet horny as shit
I know I'm repeating myself but that's what sex toys were invented for, it's just so much easier.

>>7997759
>that's what sex toys were invented for

stfu i'm so tired of masturbating
I need a real girl to touch me inappropriately

>>7997819
>I'm so tired of masturbating
That's like being tired of living.

>>7997827
i'm 20 years old and the last time I slept with a girl I was 15

if you've never known the sheer pleasure of lesbian sex I can't imagine you understand the magnitude of my frustration

>>7997819
Too bad you're in Michigan. I'd drive over and hit that up no questions asked.

>>7997886
don't tease me like that!!

>>7997827
Not everyone is a guy Matt.

>>7997895
I'd give your pussy the loving it didn't know it needed!

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>>7997902
anon s t o p

>>7997819
>i'm so tired of masturbating

God I know that feel.
My masturbation orgasms are so underwhelming, I hardly feel aroused during stimulation, and all in all it just makes me crave the touch of a real qt.

At least I still have orgasms in my sleep I guess.

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>>7997375
same anon same.
I started out on /b/ moved to /r9k/ and then to /soc/ and /mu/ then /tg/ and here

>>7997097
All I'm saying, Austria, is that if I'm put in charge of Island affairs we need to meet from time to time to discuss the state of the nation. In private. Horizontal.

>>7997685
>have an absurd sex drive if you're AFAB
Fair enough. People do say that shit a lot.

>>7997880
Pretty sure most of the people here are older than 20. Also pretty sure most of us aren't virgins....

>>7998089
>I started out on /b/ moved to /r9k/ and then to /soc/
Ew

>>7998108
Well I sure hope you're Germanon because I cannot cheat on my wife. I mean, on one of them anyway.

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>>7996978
picrelated.

>>7998178
It's not cheating, dear. It's affirming our treaties and securing our alliance to make our people the best people it can be. In Lesbian culture, sex is like a handshake.

>>7998258
That lacks symmetry. There's just too much going on its not pretty.

>>7998122
>pretty sure most of us aren't virgins
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>>7998277
>in lesbian culture, sex is like a handshake
Pretty sure you're thinking of gay culture, anon.

>>7998339
She got lost and thought this was Reddit.
Forgive her, anon. I'm sure she knows most of us are pure virgins.

>>7998339
Perhaps it's you who doesn't realize how much this place has changed. It's full of normies now.

>>7998350
It's true. They are too many normies here.
Reeeeee

>>7997121
Well, neither is really "associated" with our relationship, but I'm probably going with the plane. It's a metallic 3D puzzle you need to put together, and she really loves airplanes, so I think it's a nice gift. I've gotten her flowers and balloons and other cheesy gifts before, so I'd like to get her something that's not edible or won't wither.

>>7998258
Haha, she'd kill me if I bought that.

>>7998158
I know I regret it too.
But that was a long time ago :(

>>7998340
Gay culture is old and busted (and rife with venereal disease). We're setting the standard for new lesbian culture. Why do you think I banned bishits and non-golds?

>>7998258
Pretty stealth.

>>7998416
But I don't really want to have a lot of sex with a lot of strangers.

>>7998384
Normies who don't think they're normies, which is the best kind. The internet version of "I'm not like other girls".

>>7998444
no, you see
the strangers would be having sex for you
while you sit on your throne and fondle your wives

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>>7998453
>you won't be having sex with them, they'll be having sex with you!
That seems like a rather meaningless distinction.
I'll be happy with just the wife-fondling, thank you.

>>7998444
That's fine. Just have sex with me because it puts me in a good mood.

>>7998504
That's why we'll have tons of qts on the island to help with that.

>>7998533
Austria, you don't want me to lose my patience.

>>7998540
Oh but maybe I do.
I wonder what you'll do.~

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>>7987022
>abs

A-Are this good enough?

>>7998620
No, but post more.

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>>7998620
I'm leaving this thread before I become aroused at work.

>>7998620
Thank you, hungry skeleton.

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>>7998634
>>7998695
I'm sorry anons...

>>7998779
Truth is I had food poisoning yesterday, and today my abs looks really good so I took some pics.

>>7998827
And you're sure you're afab

>>7998827
are you a trap?

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>>7998925
A trap hungry skelly.

>>7998845
>>7998925
>>7998936
>have my feelings toyed with by the QT butch I've been seeing for the past 6 months
>realizing now that it's over
>decide I'll post some racy pics on /lgbt/ and get some compliments
>maybe even feel a little desired and not so unwanted
>everyone sees my body and calls me a dude

Welp, I'm officially trash, and my body is disgusting. No wonder she stopped talking to me. Kay, bye.

>>7998827
I'm sorry but you really look trans.

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>>7998976
>decide I'll post some racy pics on /lgbt/ and get some compliments

You don't have well define abs at all, thus you don't deserve the compliments you are fishing for.
Pic related is a grill with nice abs worth complimenting.

You're body is not disgusting, you just don't have "abs"

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>>7999001
fucking
naval piercing

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>>7998339
Since when is not being a virgin a normie thing ? I lost my virginity at 18 and was considered late, and my gf lost her's at like 13.

Also why the sweet fuck does this show up as one of the first image results when you google: "Lesbian Virginity"

Are actual normies this hopeless?

>>7998827
LOL how can you fools not tell assigned female at birth when you see one. If this woman is trans hats off, you won the genetic lottery. I highly doubt that she was AMAB, and am weirded out that you all jump to that.

(Though she does have tranny bangs ahhaa)

still cute either way.

>>7999061
Are you equating normie with heterosexual or something?

>>7999089
>am weirded out that you all jump to that.
projection and insecurity maybe?

>>7998976
I'd hit it, but probably feel like a child molester

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>>7999061
>I lost my virginity at 18 and was considered late

>>7999145
>>7999089
Because he threw a fit like a male. "OH WHAT YOU AREN'T WORSHIPPING ME?? REEEEEEE"
Sort of exactly how a tranner would should he not be given ample amount of compliments. An actual female would brush off those comments and simply say they're bio female.

And if you want to encourage crossdressing then you're in the wrong thread. Fuck off to "lesbian general".

>>7999061
Both to females, or else I'm calling the cops on you non-gold pos

>>7998976
Dammit you guys you hurt her feelings, sure she could use a sandwich but that was brutal.

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>>7999225
>her
>she

>>7999089
This thread is full of witchhunting twits tbqh

Senpai, new thread please. The weekend is over. We need new bread to toast in.

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>>7999400
I will not be rattled. Page 7 or else we look desperate for attention.

>>7999437
Uuuggghhhhhh

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>>7990007
my friend...

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>>7999216
Lol we both lost it to a woman, but she isn't gold star, idk.

>>7999745
I'm going to kill her.

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>>7999061
>>7999187
>tfw still a virgin
>at age 23
Enough.

I'm lonely and I want to have sex.