GIB BF NOW

WHERES MY BF YO, WHERE IS HE?

>>7950108
STOP IGNORING ME, I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS FUTURE BF, BE MINE!

I WANT ONE ALSO

>>7950227
WANT TO BE MY BF?

WHERE

>>7950249
THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND

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You want a bf?
Why you have come to the right place.
For just a billion dollars you can get a BF in excellent condition.

No refunds.

>>7950259
FUCK. NOT EVEN IN YUROPE

>>7950271
*GASP* JEWISH WIZARD! THEY FOUND MY THREAD AGAIN, TO TAUNT HOW DESPERATE I HAVE BECOME.

YOU TRULY ARE A MALIGNANT FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE.

I WILL PAY ANYTHING FOR A BF THOUGH, PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A BF, I WILL DATE ANYONE, I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOU HAVE ALL OF THE STD's FROM A-Z.

>>7950108
NICE BAIT M8

>>7950280
AWH THAT'S A SHAME ANON, I WAS HOPING YOU WERE NEARBY, GOODLUCK TO YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY THOUGH!

>>7950286
IF BAIT WILL ATTRACT THE BF'S THEN I WILL BAIT THEM AND CAPTURE THEM. YOU HEAR ME!!!

I WILL FIND YOU AND CAPTURE YOU, AND FORCE YOU TO BE MINE!!! AAAA

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>>7950284
>I WILL PAY ANYTHING FOR A BF THOUGH
Anything?

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BEEEEEEEE EFFFFFFFFFF

WHEEEEERRRREEEE
ARRRRRRRREEEEEEE
YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU?????


BE A GOOD BF AND COME OUT NOW

>>7950314
I HAVE NO FORESKIN (IT WAS CUT BY A RABBI) BUT I HAVE SOME MONEY AND MY LIFE TO PAY WITH.

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>>7950330
SHIGGLY DIGGLY DO
A BF WILL COME TO YOU
BE MY BF YOU MUST SAY
OR ELSE HE WILL WALK AWAY

>>7950108
I'm pretty sure >>>/r9k/ is the place for this kind of thread.

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>>7950342
WE MEET AGAIN JEW WIZARD POEM POSTER, MY ANCIENT FOE.

THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING TO MY HEARTS DESIRE OF GETTING A BF THOUGH, AND GIVING ME A SLIGHT CHUCKLE.

BUT NOW I SHALL USE YOUR MAGIC SPELL AGAINST YOU.
BE MY BF!

>>7950371
IM PRETTY SURE YOU NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

AND R9K HAS NO GAY PEOPLE, ONLY TRAP POSTERS ATM, I WANT A BF.

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>>7950372
OH NO YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME

>>7950372
where do you live future boy friend? what things do you like to do?

>>7950405
HAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE AT LONG LAST.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE JEW WIZARD?
DO YOU HAVE A FORM OF INSTANT COMMUNICATION AVAILABLE OTHER THAN TELEPATHY?

>>7950428
I LIVE IN ENGLAND, I LIKE TO FIX CARS, STUDY FOR MY DEGREE, READ BOOKS, WALK IN NATURE (((AND PRAISE THE GLORIOUS ALMIGHTY ALLAH.)))

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>>7950443
I love all those things. I want to learn how to fix cars with you but I live across the ocean

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>>7950443
>>7950474
>letting something as trivial as distance stand in the way of getting a BF
Just say the words and become the BF you were meant to be.

DO IT, THE TIME IS NOW

>>7950474
I AM SAD NOW ANON, TFW NO CUTE BF.

WHY EVEN LIVE.

>tfw twinkhon gf
>tfw no bf

>>7950474
>>7950487

OK.

>>7950474

BE MY BF!!!! NOW

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>>7950504
CONGRATULATIONS WITH YOUR NEW BF.

>>7950519
THANKS FOR THE HELP JEW WIZARD!

>>7950474
NOW, WE PREPARE FOR WHEN WE INEVITABLY MEET AND MAKE LOVE, DO YOU HAVE CONTACT?

>>7950504
I'm sorry anon, you were so persistent that I was hopeful for a little bit. But you are so far away

>>7950535
Oi.

>>7950616
me come

Hahahahehehh i lllllllllllll
Ike
Thread thehehhegeh

IM PTRETY GIRLLLLLLLLLL LOLLLL

>>7950634
>IM PTRETY GIRLLLLLLLLLL

THAT SOUNDS GREAT, BUT I WANT A BF

IM A GUY

>>7950627
Skype?

>>7950917
I never did that :0

also you should use more words in your sentences. It's less creepy that way

OMFG WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING IN A CAPS LOCK RAGE? WHYYYYYYYYY? AND WHY AM I SO DISGUSTING THAT NOBODY WILL DATE ME? I HATE BEING A HON SO MUCH! PASSING TRANNIES HAVE IT SO MUCH EASIER! THEY MAKE ME JEALOUS!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7951117
BE MY GF YOU WHORE! BE MY GF NOW I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU

>>7951074
>me come

>>7950108
Go on grinder and take anything that comes your way.

>>7951212
por favor me come, anon

depois a gente sai pra almoçar

>>7951711
I don't want actively want AIDS though, I mean I'd do it, but last time I tried I got stood up, twice. So I don't use that app anymore

GIVE ME A BF NOWWWWWWW
REEEEEEE!!

>>7950108
Sadfrog?

>>7953519
ANGRY FROG, BE MY BF!

>>7950108
I used to be angry about not having a bf and then I died inside...

>>7950108
1) Where do you live?
2) What do you look like? Post an actor to give me an idea
3)Can I not come out of the closet?

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>>7953742
1) N. England
2) Down syndrome version of pic related.
3) don't have to, I'm discrete.

>>7953751
>>7953742

2) also /fit/ with minimal chub.
I work out regularly

>>7951754
Então deixe o skype para conversarmos.

>>7950627
eu li isso como eu vou

I'VE BEEN DOING ALL THESE SQUATS TO HAVE A NICE ROUND FIRM ASS BUT STILL HAVE NO ONE TO POUND IT

REEEEEEE

>>7954098
LET ME PLEASE!!! I VOLUNTEER

>>7954131
WELL IF YOU ARE IN LONDON ANON IT IS ALL YOURS

>>7954150
IM IN THE NORTH OF ENGLAND NEAR YORK

>>7954163
GOD DAMN IT THAT IS TOO FAR AWAY

HASTA LOS MALDITOS PORTUGUESES ENCUENTRAN NOVIO AQUI QUE DEMONIOS QUIERES DIOS QUE QUIERES DE MI DAME MI FELICIDAD DAME MI NOVIO *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IN SPANISH*

>>7954222
I'm the BRAZILIAN from before and I didn't have the guts to give anyone my skype

>>7954032
não te entendi

>>7954018
sorry papi

>>7954230
You want it and you do not want it at the same time... Meanwhile I met a femboi from England.
Leave the discord then.

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TFW NO BF, TFW NO BOIPUSSI TO POUND WHEN I GET HOME FROM A LONG DAY OF WORK
WHY EVEN LIVE, WHY ARE WE HERE? JUST TO SUFFER?
https://youtu.be/VKhpE-oNoGY

GIVE ME A BF!! ILL NEVER STOP ASKING UNTIL I GET A BF

>>7954303
>Meanwhile I met a femboi from England.

get out you filthy imperialist cock sucker

>Leave the discord then.

I'm not on discord :0

Anyone in San Diego??

>>7950108
>>7950127
>>7950165
>>7950301
>>7950321
>>7951173
>>7953478
>>7954098

https://youtu.be/YYwJLkYrrDY?t=14

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>>7955909
BE MY BF

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>ready my most powerful bf spells
>set up potent bf buffs
>even have my fairy elemental bless you fags
And what do you guys do?
You just screw it up like that.

JUST

GUYYSSS WHEEEEREREEE ISSS MYYY BFFFFF!!!


GIVE BF NOW!

>>7960336
He who waits shall receive the BOIPUCCI

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>>7950108
LOOK AT ME WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BF?

HUH?

>>7950271
I DON'T WANT THIS PAYLESS WEARING MOTHERFUCKER REPRESENTING ME

IMMA GET MY OWN MAN

Best thread on this board desu lads

hey reddit, put me in the screencap

>>7950108
maybe i can be your bf