/mtfg/ bros to hoes general

nim thread

>>7906607
How you so fast

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I love Myrthe

>>7906613
im cool

nim thread

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>>7906600
i'm sorry i know :(
i guess i should look into straps, maybe if I use those i can deadlift without my elbow tendon being hit too much

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>>7906618
>average guy 5'6

>>7906622
5'10
I know that feel all too well

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>>7906627
id love to be 5'10

>>7906607
again?

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>>7906618
>average guy 5'6
That can't be right

>>7906631
i strive to make every thread a nim thread

>>7906622
The average guy is 5'9'' lol

>>7906630
hugg nimu

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>>7906614
Don't tell her I said this
but

I love Anna

actually its a maeve thread :/

>>7906647
thats an odd way to spell cindy thread

>>7906635
nice!! u got moxie kid

Someone post titties
It's Sunday, let's get degenerate.

>>7906641
You a kinkster, Myrthe?

>>7906652
titties

>>7906651
moxie huh :3

>>7906653
SHE REALLY IS
Usually to shy to admit it though

>>7906618
Samus being tall gives me hope. I feel silly for saying that.

>>7906618
Average height is 5'10 silly

>>7906647
wtf

>>7906593
What «rbf» be?

>>7906618
>tfw taller than old samus

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>>7906656
ayyy cool

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>tfw you wanna post samus but accidentally trigger half the thread

>>7906657
^^
you shouldn't be afraid. It's not silly at all to see a role model who pulls off an aspect of yourself you feel insecure about.

also start hrt!

>>7906665
Only bad thing is that we're really both subs and just have to try and be as dom as possible in turns, I guess

But it's still really nice punching Myrthe and then seeing her beautiful smile

>>7906632
USA average male height is 5'9

is samus transgender¿

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...Anonymous
03/12/17(Sun)14:17:51 No.7906668
>>7906639 #
>facial hair
Disgusting

>gain weight
Hard to gain weight

I showed this to a doctor and he said it was normal because I had jaw surgery so the skin is adjusting to the new width of the jaw..

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is it too late for cat ears?

>>7906675
no, just a badass

Nim, Ash, Evangeline, Cindy, Grace, Faye, and Mercury for top trips.

>>7906679
transgender is bad ass

>>7906653
I think so.
It became quite evident this weekend, especially this morning. Enjoyed rough stuff way more than I thought I would.

For some reason, getting punched or slapped makes me feel fluttery and happy ;w;

>>7906671
Yeah, that is a bit annoying, but I'm sure we can manage it desu. Like you said, we just have to take turns c:

H-Heh y-you too >-<

>>7906660
Resting bitch face

>>7906670
Surely I will find another excuse not to.

How to have girl lips?

i wanna be a cute girl not a gay guy

>>7906676
>Hard to gain weight
this is what hungry skeletons ACTUALLY believe

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>>7906689
Same

>>7906690
But I'm never hungry.
I eat 3kcal a day

>>7906680
i like how that list started off really well, then became more and more shit as it went on

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>>7906687
fear is common and understandable. Be brave and set yourself on the path you want to follow despite your fears.

>>7906680
well it's good im with eva then :3

top trips need to stick together!

>>7906697
>I eat 3kcal a day
are you 6cm tall

>>7906689
>>7906692
Be a striaght guy

Also how was the boy?

>>7906689
same :(

>>7906689
I dress androgynously a lot cause girlmode is too scary, I look so gay :p
>>7906680
Aww ^^

>>7906705
god, like your hairy breast wasn't enough, but now I am not surprised anymore. You're pretty much just a crossdressing man

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>>7906704
3000 calories is normal

>>7906706
The best

>>7906709
Just girl mode

>>7906711
;-; i think u just broke me. thanks

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i ove putting my oatmeal in the blender before cooking it

>>7906714
I had 500 yesterday
>>7906716
Grow your hair out, keep on your estrogen, be a girl

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>>7906711
sass is a normal adult human

>>7906718
Oh gosh what does it do?

>>7906714
3kcal =/= 3000 calories, angie

>>7906714
I can't girlmode yet cause I'm too uggo
btw what's kcal?

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>>7906682
awesome
lol just wait til she slaps you and you go into subspace for the first time and go all warm and fuzzy and become unable to communicate in anything other than small noises

>>7906671
yeah I'm a switch so I don't really have that problem
good shit tho, you should learn bloodchokes

people need to stop bullying sass now

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>>7906725
it turns into a thick grainy gelatinous paste

>>7906730
>btw what's kcal?
It's just calories in its abbreviated form.

>>7906706
i cancelled bc i was being harassed at work and didnt want to make him deal with my bad mood/me crying

>>7906730
In Europe a calories is a kcal, and their calorie is 1/1000 of our calorie

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>>7906688
do i have girl lips

>>7906734
sass posts revolting pictures of herself and then says we're too influenced by porn because we don't like looking at the pubic hair of 40 year olds

>>7906733
W-Wow that sounds awesome :0

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>>7906735
it tastes just like regular oatmeal, but the texture is so much better

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>>7906719
And you still have nice boobs that I'm jelly of.

>>7906726
Hmmmmm

>>7906740
>In Europe a calories is a kcal, and their calorie is 1/1000 of our calorie
Eh, it doesn't have anything to do with with location. When people talk about calories, they're almost always referring to kilocalories, which is abbreviated "kcal" (as opposed to the "small calorie"). It's the same unit of measurement across the globe.

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Can I pass?

>tfw unironically starting a tumblr

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im excited

>>7906757
May as well end it right now desu

>>7906756
what are you trying to pass as

>>7906757
welcome to the team

>>7906733
>bloodchokes
Those sound scary as fuck and at least when I get choked the fun is in not being able to breathe
Thanks for the suggestion though.

That thing you said to Myrthe sounds very nice though

>>7906753
Never mind I was wrong
I did it wrong.
I mean I eat a standard 3000 cal

>>7906757
>tfw stopped updating my tumblr when I started posting in /mtfg/

tfw u feel sick

>>7906761
Feeemakle

>>7906753
>Hmmmmm
a "small calorie" is not the same thing as a food calorie
if a package tells you it has 250 calories in it, what it really means is that it contains 250,000 small calories, which is the same thing as 250 food calories (i.e. 250 kcal)

also, post feet

>>7906760
that's basically how it's going down
i'm documenting my gradual decline
then one day there will be no more posts

i don't want to be choked please thats scary

>>7906773
Yeah I noticed that I did it wrong

lauren in my tummi

>>7906775
not even a lil?

>>7906719
Dw, it's not for everyone. Anyways thanks fir being a friend.

>>7906734
Dw, it doesn't matter.

>>7906746
Yah, I know. I'm sorry. Go fuck yoursekf

>>7906756
You didn't, you can't, you won't.

>>7906779
not at all
you can hit me and tie me up but no choking

my fetish is a healthy relationship with lots of eating in bed and cuddling with the tv on but not paying attention to it

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>tfw even more mentally ill than I first thought

>>7906765
normal chokes are more dangerous than bloodchokes by a long shot
the blood vessels are elastic and reopen after you release pressure; the windpipe is not

>>7906786
why's he so smugg

>>7906785
>eating in bed
disgusting animal

people who eat in their beds should be slaughtered like the pigs that they are

>>7906785
So you still wanna meet up in philly next month?

>>7906754
In the us kcal is never used outside of a university class though so it is different , and even in college chemistry I've seen them use cal

So it is different as there are no regular 1/1000 calories in America

>>7906787
please stop talking about choking i don't like thinking about this

>>7906783
you said you hoped I get brain cancer yesterday
which is funny considering how much you complained about drake saying he hoped your tumor was malignant

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>>7906790
I'm eating a big yummi burger in bed right now

>>7906785
Oh we have the same fetish

But no eating in bed, eat at the table in our apartment, but don't get out of bed until at least 11 on weekends

yummi

>>7906699
Thank you, Sertii. The problem is I feel like so much of my life would have been a waste of time. I've spent much of it trying to accept my body and sex for what they are and fulfill my role as a man to the best I can. Recently I finally found confidence and comfort in my body, and I am now proud of my looks. I love myself now. Yes, deep down it sometimes all feels wrong. I still find myself going to bed and wishing I'd wake up from all this being a dream, but I don't know if I can give up this small accomplishment.

Meh. Perhaps I have simply tricked myself into thinking I am no longer full of self-hatred.

>>7906787
wtf is a bloodchoke
it doesn't sound less dangerous

idk I've never really properly been chocked, I don't know how its supposed to be done

>calories
do people in america not use the joule?
wtf

>>7906790
just put a towl down before you filthy barely conscious plebian
>>7906792
idk who you are tho

>>7906798
This is bad sleep hygenie, you should only cuddle and sleep in bed so when you get in it you're happy and tired

>>7906789
I wish I knew

>>7906802
if it's done right you pass out in <16 seconds

>>7906809
stop

>>7906798
>I'm eating a big yummi burger in bed right now
maybe someone should buy you a leash since you're apparently a dog who can't tell the difference between where they eat and where they sleep

>>7906790
eating in bed is the bees knees
my mom would always get mad at me when I did it, I guess some can't appreciate the maximum comfort levels it brings

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>>7906805
Guess?

>>7906799
ok i can adapt to that. i dont mean full meals of course. i mean things like ice cream

>>7906805
Towels are also good for sopping up other messes

>>7906801
wait which trip is this?

>>7906809
I don't wanna pass out though :/
I just wanna feel dominated and controlled, not actually lose consciousness...there's no way that can be healthy to do

>>7906818
We were talking about your screenplay earlier.

>>7906815
Deal
>>7906813
You grow out of it when you have your own place

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>>7906803
>mfw ameriplebs don't measure weight in newtons
>mfw ameriplebs don't measure temperature in kelvin

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>>7906807
>>7906812
Try and stop me >:D

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>>7906809
wow
n-nice

>>7906821
I do have my own place and its still the bees knees

http://w.lewd.es/?v=qvyzsv.mp4

>>7906790
Consuming food in bed is gross, but eating in bed is great.

>>7906828
UH OH

veggie burgg

Big ol beef burg

this is a really good channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R9mk7wYv0w

>>7906801
yeah, the problem with this is that I'm afraid that this self acceptance isn't going to last forever. This is why is started transitioning at 22 instead of 18. I came so close to breaking at that age but i went to the gym and build up a decent looking male body and felt content for a really short period of time before losing myself to the depths of depression again.

I don't want other girls to go through this too :(

>>7906833
What's your favorite brand of veggie burgg?

>>7906825
you have really pretty hands

but you're still an animal, and ants will probably crawl on you in your sleep

>>7906821
idk i lived in an apartment for a year and still liked eating in bed
>>7906817
tfw youll never sop up fayes mess
</3
>>7906814
?????

>>7906836
beef substitute

>>7906825
Nice nails

>>7906820
yeah but are you new or did you just change names recently

im hungry :(

>>7906840
>>7906844
Thanks :p but I've never had ants

>>7906828
what is this

>>7906846
I made her that trip :3

>>7906847
>tfw we don't have any pizza left D:

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>tfw bf ctrl+f'd pleb your trip and saw your posts and left you a long message while you slept and you can't stop smiling

>>7906847
You can have half of my burger nim, it's too big for me to eat the whole thing anyways ^^

does anyone know if pandora/mirielle is ok

>>7906855
fuck wait i changed that mid sentence but never changed it whoops fuck blerghghghhghghghghghhghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghg

>tfw pleb is a normie now

Lauren the fat uggo hon blood chokes the fucking spoon full of chocolate ice cream and sprinkles ngl ya tub a lard

>>7906825
That food stain.
You nasty slut.

>>7906857
no they're most definitely NOT ok

wait do you mean like physically alive? idk

>>7906837
I have a lot studying to do. I have been mentally filtering any information on HRT, so as to avoid getting any bright ideas. As you can imagine, I skip a lof the content in these threads.

>>7906857
Hopefully not, but life usually disappoints.

Help I'm playing in another Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay campaign soon and I don't know whether I should play a female character or not
None of the people playing know I'm a tranny

>>7906866
:(

Wtf I ate half of this big burger and now my heart hurts, am gonna die???
>>7906863
I-I'll change in a minute ;-;

>>7906855
awww that is cute :)

>>7906852
ikr i got greedy and ate mine all last night

>>7906846
Been here barely over a week. Been trying to keep a low profile by being reserved and impersonal up until now.

>>7906825
how do i get pretty nails like that?

tfw pleb is your bud

don't tell her okay

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>>7906872
What did I do? x.x

>>7906874
>Wtf I ate half of this big burger and now my heart hurts, am gonna die???
yeah, the ants are going to eat you in your sleep

>>7906870
Play what you want, don't worry about revealing your trans-ness, plenty of cis guys play female characters.

>>7906880
I just filed and painted them
>>7906884
Omg there are no ants!

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>tfw you miss having a bf

>>7906887
Thank you Joan
Hope they don't think it's weird

>>7906870
Do it anyway if they ask say youre ftm.

>>7906866
hrt is great though.
It gives you little boobs and makes you not feel angry all the time.

>>7906886
thats cute
thats what my dog would do when he got out of the bath

>>7906851
it's Anna gasping while Myrthe bites her neck.
They were putting on a show on kageshi last night

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>tfw never had a bf or gf

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>>7906883
i get sad when girls repress and delay transition because i don't really know what to say to help them break it

also i kinda like you and that makes it worse

>>7906892
>if they ask say youre ftm
But they know I'm not
I guess I'll just pretend I'm a normal cis guy playing a girl

>>7906896
>//w//<
bully anon

>>7906898
aren't you like 13

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>>7906857
left a few days ago saying she tries to fake ODing to get in a psych ward/convincing parents or something afaik. so probably not dead.

just in case this is the memorial pic

>>7906898
You're only 15, that's normal.
>tfw 30 and never had a bf or gf

>>7906901
cute gasp btw
tfw no one to bite you

>>7906904
do you want to be gfs

>>7906901
>But they know I'm not

Well thats where you fucked up then isnt it.

Idk just play what you feel like I doubt anyone will care.

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>>7906903
use this pic instead

>>7906903
Why would she wanna go to a psych ward? It's scary and they don't let you hormones iirc

>>7906906
Haha, sure, why not.

>>7906913
hugg joan gf

>>7906875
yeeee it is i wish i was there to give him a hug rn ;-;
>>7906882
don't worry i won't :^)
nim is my bud, but like shhh don't tell her

>>7906902
You're fat

>>7906904
I lost my virginity with 14 tho and had my first "bf" with 12

>>7906899
I mean some people can't do much about it

>>7906914
hugg

>>7906921
<3

>>7906920
yeah i know
that makes it even sadder :(

Debating if I should bother getting dressed and washed to meet the pizza guy, I mean hes probably used to dealing with neet degenerates right?

>>7906904
>You're only 15, that's normal.
where is that normal?

>>7906919
Do you mean "at 14" or was that a really wild night?

>>7906931
4chan

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im 25 and also never had bf or gfs

>>7906932
at 14 and it was really embarassing

>>7906927
IKTF, I'm trying my best, but I don't have many options
>tfw some fag from r9k tried to get me to get on mones at 14 and I turned it down
It hurts daily

>>7906931
I-it's just cause I'm a tran

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>tfw anon saw you cry and bite Anna's necc

>>7906857
Still not a word from her.

>>7906899
Growing up I never doubted the testimony of trans people, but I never thought any of it applied to me. I was simply being a bug baby, I thought. All I had to do was grow some balls and face reality. I suppose that is a symptom of hating yourself: you never think you deserve anything.

>tfw you had a gf that kept asking you to do lewd stuff and another girl that offered to "show you the ropes"
>tfw you turned them both down because you were too nervous

>>7906935
who are you uwu

>>7906935
Are you still obsessed with Alice?

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>>7906904
I'm only 5 years behind you, Joan.

We can be wizard buddies soon.

>>7906911
because her parents are like super religious and might kick her out I think.

>>7906944
were you two always this gay?
or is it the estrogen?

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>tfw probably would've transitioned earlier if it wasn't for all my friends saying anti trans stuff a lot

>>7906929
you are correct

>>7906960
oh come on you don't really have a right to complain here

>>7906944
i wonder if you stop being attracted to each other once you stop looking like men

>>7906963
Puberty still got me :c

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>>7906960

>>7906960
if you had transitioned any earlier than you already did, it would have been while your parents were fucking

>>7906963
Everyone has the right to complain, just because others have it worse doesn't negate that right.

>>7906966
my feet were fully grown when I was 13 :(

at least you don't have to worry about facial hair/increased body hair now!

>>7906899
I used to get really sad when I saw girls talk about how they were gonna repress and not transition.
Now my response to it is usually "Whatever. It's her life."

Although I do still get sad when teenage girls can't start hrt or transition because of their shitbag parents, so I guess I didn't become completely jaded.

>>7906945
iktf
When I first found out what trans is, I thought it was a completely legit thing, but I didn't think it applied to me.
I thought I wasn't really trans because I didn't spend every waking moment in agonizing dysphoria, and instead I was just a guy who's always depressed and sometimes wishes he was a girl.

>>7906971
yea that's nice, I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a beard ^^

>>7906958
I've always been a faggot I guess

>>7906964
Prolly not desu

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>>7906948
i used to trip here. i might still be at the bottom of some tier lists

>>7906953
who's alice?

>>7906972
>instead I was just a guy who's always depressed and sometimes wishes he was a girl
same
I also thought it was a very normal male thing to wish you were a girl

>>7906977
>I've always been a faggot I guess
I mean, I have too
but estrogen definitely turned it up a bit

>>7906976
Ah, now you have me jealous. Beards and the process to get rid of them suck.

i miss cuddling and love

>>7906988
love is just chemicals and cuddling is just atoms touching each other

>>7906980
I was hoping you were someone else. I apologize.

>>7906939
I'm so sorry anon.

>>7906990
I want my atoms to touch someone else's atoms.

>>7906990
its more than that
are thoughts chemicals?
are personalities atoms?
love is beautiful and you can't reduce it down to anything

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SERTII I KIND OF LIKE YOU TOO BY THE WAY

im sick of taking all my friends out of suicide and being worried they're dead

>>7906992
thats ok! i wish i was someone else :)

>>7906994
same

>>7906981
>I also thought it was a very normal male thing to wish you were a girl
same
I also thought guys acted the way they do because they were obeying some sort of unwritten rules on how guys are supposed to act, not because that's what came naturally to them.

>>7907006
i thought every guy wanted to be a girl and you just kind of accepted you got a bad roll

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>>7907005
Why so?

Someone posted a tier list earlier and it looks like you're on it. You're kinda cute.

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>>7906999

>>7906981
>>7907006
>>7907008
help I still kinda believe this

>>7907015
snugg

>>7907006
exactly the same for me
its actually kinda funny to look back on this stuff..and kinda sad too :(

>>7906981
>I also thought it was a very normal male thing to wish you were a girl
Ahhh this, i always thought like why wouldn't I want to be a girl? Everyone does

>>7907015
ask your korfball m8s if they wish they were pretty girls

>>7907011
Kate x Victoria is the secret OTP.

>>7907019
are you on prescribed hrt?
I thought they don't give estrogen until you're 16

>>7907009
eh im just being extra self-deprecating just cause ive been feeling down lately. feeling like im already too late to transition. and afraid if I do, that I'll ruin my job/social life. just regular mid-twenties tranny hon woes.

thanks for calling me cute tho

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>>7906960
Same
>tfw literally called a shemale and got to listen to them calling cross-dressers gay

I wanna die desu.

>>7907008
I used to think that the reason feminine guys were looked down upon was because they weren't strong enough to carry the burden of masculinity.

>>7907015
It wasn't until I was maybe 19 or 20 when it fully hit me that guys act the way they do because it's what's natural to them, not because they're putting on a macho act.

>>7907018
ikr

>>7907024
You do not really look like a hon. However, it is just one pic, so what do I know?

Has anything in particular been getting you down?

>>7907023
No I'm self medding, I was told if I wanted hrt I'd have to present female for a year first and be totally emotionally stable the whole time, like wtf? That'd prove that I'm not trans lol

>>7907028
>It wasn't until I was maybe 19 or 20 when it fully hit me that guys act the way they do because it's what's natural to them, not because they're putting on a macho act.
Literally this.
The worst thing is that my mom tried to convince me that they were.

someone said something on here about drinking pickle juice
and I thought it was super nasty
but then I tried it and now its my new favorite thing!

>>7907032
yeah that is the stupidest stuff honestly
I really don't blame you for self-medding then
thats like some kinda incredibly cruel practical joke

your family knows you're self-medding though?

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>>7906968

>>7907027
That sounds way worse than my friends :/
My friends(and media in general desu)just gave me a really bad idea of what being trans was, like that it's just cutting your dick off
I didn't even know what hrt was til like a year ago

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>>7907043

>>7907043
licc nose :3

how do u be a pretty girl

>>7906994
do you have cute atoms?

>>7907041
Yep, my mom is even helping my pay for it
My dad was very against it tho
>>7907046
Omg I can't stop laughing at this ><

>>7907033
>The worst thing is that my mom tried to convince me that they were.
aww :\

>>7907031
well thanks for saying so. right now voice is getting me down. training feels impossible, and i cant seem to stop smoking...

>>7907034
pickle juice is kinda good.

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>>7907046
D:

my computer has 8gb of memory and it can't handle firefox+discord+battle.net app

like wtf are you serious

>>7907048
>how do u be a pretty girl
I also want to know this. All I see in the mirror is a dude with boobs and butte :(

>>7907053
Grey I love you

>>7907057
Just download more RAM, silly.

>>7907057
how many tabs have you opened? also use chrome, firefox is insecure

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>>7907045
The media pushes this idea that being trans is just cutting your dick off. Hons over 50 don't help, because they look like they haven't taken hormones at all.
And then the whole retarded queer theory meme got me before I could start hormones, which delayed it another 5 months. I guess it kinda eased me into the idea though.

>>7907052
My mom's a manhating terf, if you didn't know.

>>7907058
Lucky you, having a butt. I just see a guy with a shitty haircut

>>7907057
Is it really the RAM? Like when you open your task manager is it at almost 100%? :O
Or is it maybe because of something else, like CPU or slow hard drives? :O

>>7907063
one twitch tab, one youtube tab, and mtfg
>>7907068
yeah firefox keep giving me warnings that there isn't enough memory and that this is slowing it down

>>7907063
>firefox is insecure
Why do you say that?

>>7907066
>The media pushes this idea that being trans is just cutting your dick off
it doesn't even get cut off
it just gets turned into an innie instead of an outie

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>>7907060
oh thank you

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>>7907057
Ramlets BTFO

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>>7907050

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>>7907080
>tfw the name Grey makes me think of one of the 2 best drawfags the Frozen Generals ever had

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>>7907069
Oh wow :O
How can firefox take up so much RAM? D:
I mean I really have a bunch of stuff open, but it's only like 6 GB :o

>>7907066
try gaining weight!!

>>7907073
because firefox uses one thread per tab. the resources of threads in a process are shared, so if one tab in firefox gets hijacked it can theoretically read what you are doing in other tabs.
That doesnt work in chrome because chrome uses a process per tab.

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>>7907087
You make it sound so easy.

>>7907086
Which browser is best for stability and low memory usage?

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>>7907083
reminds me of the Metall/u/rgy thing :3

>>7907092
Internet explorer.

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>>7907093
Te

>>7907092
I dunno I just use Chromium, buy maybe /g/ knows better. Some say Chrome is bloat and some say Firefox is :/

>>7907092
Google Ultron
It's what NASA uses

>>7907090
do you mean because of some kind of disordered eating? :/

its never been hard for me to gain/lose weight...eating half a large bag of potato chips every day will definitely make you gain weight

>>7907103
http://ultronbrowser.io/
o dam

>>7907084
oh really? i wish i could say that was me. I like to draw but Im definitely not that level

>>7907093
>>7907100
CuTe

>>7907094
Edgy.

>>7907100
Why can't Chromium be more user-friendly? I tried to get it but instead of a dl link there only code for me to compile myself? Wtf?

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>>7907103

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>>7907105
When I get depressed, I have a hard time getting out of bed to eat.
I used to suffer from anorexia because I was having a hard time dealing with a late growth spurt from puberty, and I haven't totally worked those habits out of my system yet.
And my stomach isn't that big from being sick and only having the energy to eat two meals a day for about 2 weeks now.

And it's really depressing because I actually looked kinda girly before I cut my hair and lost 5 lbs.

gloomy is gay

>>7907116
I get it. I lik joek

>tfw your mom slaps your tit

>>7907126
hot

>>7907126
did she detect boobage?

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>>7907116
https://chromium.woolyss.com/

>>7907121
D:
That might be true >.<

>>7907126
Ouchie ><

i...

i think gloomy is my buddi!

>>7907133
i dunno but it was really weird

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>>7907136
Thank you~
You're cool :3

>tfw I've fallen in love with tree style tabs and now I hate having all my tabs across the top of the window
>tfw I would probably switch to chromium if not for the fact that I can't find a chromium equivalent of tree style tabs

>>7907139
im hungry gloomy Dx

You are mistaken; Gloomy is actually my buddi.

>>7907143
Nimmer eat my burger >w<

>>7907121
>>7907134
It's fine though, because gay is okay!

>>7907144
back off >:C

>>7907145
what kind of burg is it

i dont usually like hamburgers :(

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Repression Self: The real world is gonna be tough on you... and reality is very... very hard on people who transition.

If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself.

Ok, I'm gonna go back to sleeping my problems away. Here's to wishing I had killed myself today last year.

Is the buddi of my buddi my buddi?

>>7907152
that's an ulti-buddi

>>7907149
Cheeseburger with grilled onions... and a ton of ranch because I'm a sick degenerate :o

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>>7907126
i've read this doujin before
>>7907152
all buddis are a buddi
>>7907150
repression self sucks

>>7907150
girl self: but omg look how cute these shoes are!

>>7907147
Or what?

>>7907141
Maybe with this?
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/sidewise-tree-style-tabs/biiammgklaefagjclmnlialkmaemifgo

>>7907143
Me too~ I want pizza >.<

>>7907144
Can't I be a buddi for both of you? :O

>>7907146
Mhh~ I like girls~

>>7907157
:(

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>>7907150
That's a shitty way to approach it. Everything sucks, so why bother repressing?

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>>7907159
>cute shoes
>13 men's

>>7907161
or ill go bonkers

>>7907159
repression self: but they'd never fit my huge feet : (

>>7907157
what's degenerate about that?

>>7907166
im a 12 men's

don't make me feel :(

>>7907150
well you're not wrong
I'm probobly going to shoot myself if things dont end up working out by 30

>>7907081
i should upgrade i guess but my future is so uncertain so i might get a good laptop instead.

the only burger ive ever liked is a double-double with nothing but the meat and cheese on it from in-n-out

is that bad

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>>7907144
>>7907147
gloomy is thread property

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>>7907157
>ranch on a burger

>>7907163
order one :3

>>7907174
Acceptable taste in burgers.

>>7907176
its delicious!

>>7907163
Can you handle being fought over like that?

>>7907167
I read that in a man's voice. Take that.