/mtfg/ male to female general

nim thread

nim thread

girlfriend

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>tfw friend asks me "do you feel like a girl?"
I honestly don't know if I do

ok

Being dead inside is just as bad as being miserable

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is nim a chaser

>>7907874
You can try, but I can almost guarantee that the orthopedist will respond with "your ribs are fine lol"

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>>7907900
how dare you
hi buddi nim

tfw no gf

no man
can do it all by themselves
i said, young man
put your pride on the shelf

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>>7907906

>>7907907
i wish i could see a girl in the mirror like other people do

>>7907907
you just need a big strong man to fugg you
then you will

i have a final exam in 9 hours and i also have a dentist in about 15 hours and i also want to kill myself

stuff is hard

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>>7907916

>>7907911
wtf

is nim the one running the chaser discord??
it would explain so much..

>>7907912
then ill get one of those braces online that can be adjusted and just fasten it tightly around my ribs!

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headpat for amy

>>7907893
Same, I tried to overdose on drugs but survived and decided to make a dating profile and am now happier knowing that my youth is valuable to rich older men. Best of luck sister.

>>7907907
i think at best you can feel pretty, but you'll always just be you

>>7907915
Why
are
you
gay
I'm asking you drake, tell me
whyy
are
you
ga-ayy

>>7907928
youre gonna seriously fuck up your back by the way
i know you wont believe anyone but

i guess youll find out for yourself

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>>7907919
P-pls

>>7907930
same to you
thanks for the advice

>>7907911
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID REEEE

>>7907897
The girls in the posters on the window look like Kayla, Kuroneko and Shakira.

>>7907624
But it's fear of being a man, instead of a boy. Fear of winding up a NEET on wizchan, a janitor, a friendless, virgin engineer.

>tfw warm weather is here for a couple of days and i only have winter jackets

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Creating a new thread is a complex and onerous task.

>>7907347
This doesn't sound feminine at all

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>>7907922
iktf. I have a doctors appointment tomorrow, can't find a psych in my bumfuck town that hasn't a 3+ months waiting list, the jobcenter wants to fuck me over and my parents give me shit for all that. I don't see a future for me.

>>7907951
What

>>7907951
umm..

get on hrt

>>7907928
That's not gonna do anything to flatten your ribs.

>>7907934
kinda missing a bit of the rhythm on the second part

>>7907957
already am
what now

>>7907954
it just sucks knowing i'll fuck up my final exams because i've been such a fucking mess lately and im probably not gonna sleep at all

>>7907937
Thanks for trying to get zhe against me even though you were wrong.

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tfw no gf

fucking hell loneliness fuck off

>>7907946
i'm rewriting history so that when the posthumans study these threads in a thousand years' time to see what life was like for trannsexuals in the early 21st century, they'll think you were obsessively lewd

>>7907957
It doesnt do anything

>>7907957
no

>>7907957
make me

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>>7907955
Creating a new thread is a complex and onerous task.

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>cali summer is coming
>won't be able to wear baggy clothes to hide my body
PANIC

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>>7907953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ocTm9J5VcE

>>7907963
acquire pizza

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>>7907458
I'm not crazy

>>7907979
will do that asap
thank you for the help

>>7907969
why you do this ;-;

>>7907976
it's perfect and sunny outside, tank top weather!

>>7907974
get on hrt

>>7907976
srsly what do i do without a hoodie

>>7907982
angie, if you were a cis woman, you'd be the kind of girl who pokes holes in her boyfriend's condoms in order to trap him into a relationship with you

ffs i'll have my graduation in about 2.5 months and i'll have to wear a suit and i dont know if i'll have things that'll poke through not to mention suits fucking suck

>>7907985
> big ol shoulders and ribs poking out for everyone to see
>my poor skin burning to a crisp
Help me ;-;
>>7907987
I want to wear a hoodie forever

i still don't know what a "dixie dream girl type" is

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>>7907986
I was mocking how long it took for a new thread to be made.

Buy me whoremoans.

>>7907988
I wouldn't do that but funny you mention that because my ex tried to pull that shit on me

>>7907976
>not wearing baggy clothes anyway and sweating profusely under it

>>7907994
Tranny version of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope.

>>7908003
okay, well what's a manic pixie dream girl then lol

>>7907999
I cannot stand sweat! It's so gross ><
Cali summers in general are so miserably hot, especially when you can't swim cause tran
I wanna move u.u

>>7907983
Do you... Need any help eating it? >.>

>>7907987
This summer is gonna be awkward. I'm fine with women's jeans and tee's and basics but summer is too hot for that. I have no idea how to dress for summer.

>>7907994
if i had to hazard a guess, i'd say that it's a play on the phrase "manic pixie dream girl"

probably in reference to your frenetic and light-hearted nature

>>7907965
are you in uni or in school? I was one of the best in my year they even put a pic of me in the newspaper with all the other "good" students. in the end it didn't even matter to me at all.

>>>/r9k/35477597
very cute story

>>7908007
no i'll be fine
thanks for the offer though

>>7907993
from what we've seen you look ok
and we all have shoulders
sun tan lotion is a thing

>>7908009
highschool but idk

idk if my mom actually knows about my general transness because she was like suggesting to me some other form of attire than a suit cuz idk but i dont really want to look too out of place

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>>7908005
The QUIRKY and WILD love interest who saves the lead character from the struggle of being a boring and predictable male lead.

>>7908008
that seems like a good thing to be :)

>>7908012
desu my body is obviously male, and I can't really tan anyways, I just burn

>>7908023
idk do i come off as QUIRKY and WILD

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anons how would you feel about your boyfriend making food for you

but before serving it he stealthily cums in the food then tells you after you ate it

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>>7908023
>The QUIRKY and WILD love interest who saves the lead character from the struggle of being a boring and predictable male lead.
hmm, that does seem to fit nim quite well

i guess nim is kinda like eva's tranny pixie dream girl

Lol, so Sass had another meltdown?

I hope her disgusting hon ass is gone for good.

>>7908034
it'd hurt my feelings a lil tbf

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idk what to do right now
feeling a bit out of sorts
need to pin and do lewd things but also kind of want to cuddle and hold hands with someone
also kinda want pizza

>>7908037
Trip on

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Hi how is it?

>>7908034
i'd be like ok

>>7908034
Never trust him to cook again..

The kitchen is my zone, get out

>>7908034
it would very shamefully turn me on because of the domination aspect

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>tfw ugly hon
hello dysphoria my old friend

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Cindy is a vampire; this is indisputable.

>>7908032
Yeah, you come off as BONKERS instead.

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>>7908039
order pizza

cuddle with pizza

>>7908043
Woah, I didn't know Kiss were getting back together

>>7908053
wtf im not crazy :^(

>>7908043
Lol, pleb's a pretty gurl

>>7908043
girl

>>7908058
>gurl
ree

>>7908029
it's just nice to be out and feel breeze and warmth hit your skin

walking in a park where's there's lots of trees is peaceful

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>>7908057
You are completely off your rocker.

>>7908018
idk maybe because suits kinda suck. especially if you have to lend one that isn't your size because you don't have one. ask what your classmates wear maybe you can go with just a button down shirt and nice pants.

>>7908037
Who cares?

>>7908061
I miss socal for that sometimes, you get comfy sea breezes all around the year.

pleb is a stacy slut

>>7908043
>>7908056
i'd love to put on a full face of makeup like that, but too fugly

>>7908037
I don't remember seeing a meltdown
seemed like normal sass-posting to me

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>>7908053
>Cindy is a vampire
to be fair, cindy lives in california, which is a land so sun-scorched that it manages to be right next to the coast and still suffer from droughts

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>>7908038
I would still do it and probably put my hands on your cheeks and kiss you as a reward

>>7908044
Wife material

>>7908046
I would try to cum in the food everytime you made it for us and sneak around the kitchen like solid snake

>>7908049
Double wife material

>>7908063
;-;

>>7908060
Calm your autism sir.

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sometimes i wish i could get on a rocket and fly to space and never come back

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so far ive spent most of today crying

>>7908043
wtf cute

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>>7908054
but i dont want to get cheese and sauce in my bed

>>7908035
does it?

i don't think im quirky but people seem to call me that a lot

idk about WIILLDDD tho

>>7908053
Gonna bite you :3
>>7908061
I just can't exist in hot weather

>>7908066
id probably have to get one tailored for me because im so fucking short and all the shoulders would be too wide probably and not like i'd wear a suit ever again so ughhhhh ffs

i mean fuck this shit seriously

>>7908073
Lol seriously, it makes me wonder if repressing to someone his age fucks up your brain to the point of no return.

>>7908077
I mean if you're going to feed me cum let me drink it from the source or something.

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>>7908076
The amount of sunshine an area gets is actually surprisingly bad at predicting its average temperature.

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>>7908087
But I didn't do anything.

>>7908077
so are you eating your own cum in this scenario?

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>>7908085
Eating in bed is safe
Trust me! ^^

>>7908098
Disgusting savage neet.

>>7908096
you called me crazy >:O

FOR THAT IM GONNA KILL YOU

>trying to self-loathe but face++ is saying you're female for the first time
hm

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>>7908085
ummm maybe just eat the pizza and do lewd

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>>7908101
Mmm~
Burg in bed c:

>>7908056
Fuck off chaser

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>>7908094
That's what I'll be doing for the rest of the day, having you drink it from the straw, but if you're cooking you cant drink my cum and cook, so instead I'll cum a few times in like a cup and right before you eat put it on your food, probably feed it to you.

>>7908097
Nope. Not that I mind.

>>7908109
That's really gross senpai this is why I'm glad to be single and will live alone

>>7908095
jesus christ, the world is a hot place

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>>7908090
idk desu

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>>7908102
YOU WILL NOT

>>7908088
well then fuck it. why get a special tailored suit you don't like and will wear only once? at the end of school I really gave no fucks about anybody there anymore because I knew I won't see them again.

>>7908112
same

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>>7908106
pls stop i'm trying to go vegan/anorexic and you're not helping

also my nails are always fucked up and yours make me sad

never mind my veiny manhands

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i dont want to live my whole life as a fucking joke

>>7908106
caarrrll?? is that you?

>>7908109
>Nope.
good that kinda makes it hotter
...honestly I hate so much that I love to be degraded and dominated. its just so fucked up that it feels so good to me

>>7908126
Suicide pact?

>>7908106
you're taking a really long time to eat that burger

>>7908056
This is like the first time I've been confident in my looks....
>>7908058
I'm not even arguing i feel that rn desu
>>7908059
Ty anon!
>>7908070
Am I?
>>7908072
Make up makes you pretty!
>>7908084
I didn't post a nim pic :p

>>7908006
tanktops feel amazing though

>>7908043
Shape eyebrows, otherwise good.

>>7908113
what are you comparing it to?

>>7908132
i prefer a homicide spree

>>7908106
needs veggies in it

>>7908121
yeah thats pretty fair but they'll fucking take a group photo and everyone's gonna be dressed nicely and wtf would i be wearing? a t shirt with my fucking boobs poking out?

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>>7908112
>when she thinks its gross
Definitely wife material.

>>7908106
Whoops, going to wife this one too, adorable.

>>7908116
Can I have your stuff when you die?


>>7908126
Go back to the sea Poseidon.

>>7908129
I'd probably make it a requirement to swallow cum before and after a meal.

>>7908123
Sorry :c
I wouldn't recommend vegan tho
>>7908128
I reallly like these jokes :p
>>7908133
I ate half of it earlier!
>>7908138
t. boy
>>7908144
There's onions ^^

>>7908143
I'm of the belief that other people shouldn't suffer, they have their own problems, like we have ours.

>>7908043
reminds me of a feminist

>>7908148
>I'd probably make it a requirement to swallow cum before and after a meal.
how do you produce this much semen

>>7907995
okay!
who wants to put in to buy Gwen HRT?

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>>7908149
it's moderately more healthy than anorexic

i'm sort of struggling to figure out the protein/fat side of vegan, but salads are really good

>>7908149
theyre so comfy though
should gender really matter

>>>/r9k/35479342
which one of you was this

I really hope the story has a happy ending, its kinda breaking my heart :(

what do you do if you need ffs but can't get it
like really what

>>7908165
the ol noosey noosey

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>>7908155
Pic related.

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how should I kill myself, /mtfg/?

>>7908158
Yea when they're particularly revealing of parts I'm very insecure about lol

>>7908175
My preferred method is incineration, but if you're squeamish, hanging or shotgun works.

>>7908175
im probably gonna go with slitting my wrists (properly)

>>7908158
guys in tanktops look good
you should start lifting bro
get some sick gains

>>7908175
loose weight

>>7908175
Bash your skull open with that shit phone of yours

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>>7908148
You may assume all of my responsibilities but arrogate none of my assets.

>>7908175
Don't, it's pretty hard, and will more than likely go wrong and just make your life worse

>>7908173
>tfw had god-tier kegel strength
>tfw become tranny
>tfw all the training was all for nothing
:(

>>7908147
if you are ok with that then do it. maybe your classmates will care for one day and that's it. it's just one photo and if you end up not liking it you can throw it away or put it somewhere secret.

>>7908175
Height and weight?

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>>7908175
slowly overdose on estradiol and an aa, something like 2-8mg estradiol a day and mebbe 100mg spironolactone

then diet and exercise, and try to get bigots to kill you bc they're attracted to you but find out you're trans

>>7908190
I can't imagine it getting much worse

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>>7908181
thanks man but i think i look pretty nice in a tanktop already
dont need to start lifting

>>7908177
just dont be insecure about those parts?
easy solution desu

>>7908175
become so obese your body begins to die

>>7908192
ehhh i have a white button up shirt and i could wear my normal black jeans and shoes, it'd look somewhat normal but whatever i guess

>>7908201
it's not working

>>7908200
>thanks man but i think i look pretty nice in a tanktop already
>dont need to start lifting
you probs do, but shoulder muscles are sexy af
really just muscles in general
you're already skinny, I say you should definitely go for it

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>>7908200
>just don't be insecure

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>>7908190
Life is pretty easy to extinguish, dunno what you're on about.

>>7908204
you're not obese yet
double your current body weight with non-stop eating
then you'll have a heart attack and die, all the while being able to gorge yourself on delicious unhealthy food

>>7908209
lmao just b urself xD

>>7908211
idk thats pretty awful

my bro used to be a paramedic and he had one call where his old classmate had blown his head up with a shotgun

>>7908211
some guy who went to a high school a town over from mine tried to kill himself with a shotgun
he pulled the trigger with his toe but the gun kinda slipped, so he just shot his jaw and part of his face off
someone heard the gunshot and they saved his life at the hospital

>>7908209
dont put ranch on your burgers either

Why are all trannies either obese or anorexic?

>>7908216
Yeah, it's pretty messy. My plan probably is to drive or hitchhike to the middle of nowhere and set myself on fire or something so nobody will find me.

>>7908225
I think disordered eating is one of the many many common mental illnesses among trannies

>>7908115
Lmao, are you the anon that broke him today? If so you belong in the hall of fame.

>>7908225
Nim Faye and Cindy fall under anorexic

>>7908211
how to get wepon though

>>7908235
>me
>annorexic
lol what?

>>7908235
faye has a gut

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>>7908225
eating is either the one thing we feel like we can control in our lives, or the most socially acceptable way of numbing the pain (and getting fat is a kind of emotional armor that keeps people and the rest of the world away)

i've been both

>>7908234
Why are people mean to Sass? She has a hard life being an older transwoman in a third-world country.

>>7908198
It can, it always can

>>7908223
Indeed, aim for the brainstem.

>>7908236
Local gun shops or internet. Fast and painless.

>>7908242
nah senpai she burns like 1700 calories a day in exercise
she totally proves it with pictures

>>7908239
If you gained some weight you'd have more curves
>>7908242
That's from starving yourself, it's called distention.

>>7908235
Cindy falls under lewd

nim falls under pure and innocent

faye is
faye.

Do any of yall live in Florida? Ide like to meet someone I can trust with this stupidity.

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>>7908173
I want a guy to shoot 10mL of cum in my mouth.

>>7908227
do you live in a area with cold winters? just go out hitchhiking then until you get tired and need to sit down a bit. you will get really tired and then it suddenly gets warmer and comfy and you close your eyes forever.

>>7908254
thats pretty gross ngl

>>7908253
Nim does.
>>7908248
You're gonna livestream it right?

>>7908250
>That's from starving yourself, it's called distention.
ha ha
oh anon
you're so silly

Which trips are obese?
>Besides Sheen and Maddie

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>slight stubble on fingers/hand
>try shaving
>slightly cut myself and it hurts like heck

>>7908207
i have a nice collarbone that i can abuse is the thing

lifting feels like it would be too much effort for too little payment

i dont really have the personality of a big buff guy either

>>7908250
I kinda have curves... I don't want more male fat, I'm too early on hrt
>>7908251
I am not lewd ><

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>>7908225
because I'm disgusting
>>7908261
me

>>7908264
Then don't lose any weight because you will never get boobs at this rate.

>>7908211
If you want to blast your brains with a shotgun, take a big sip of water and hold it in your mouth so the shockwave liquefies your brains. Otherwise your pulse may betray you and you may end up taking the front side of your face or your jaw.

>>7908256
I prefer to go out in a fiery blaze, it seems more poetic. Ashes to ashes.

>>7908259
>livestream
>in middle of nowhere
>with no internet

>>7908261
I'm a fat dyke

>>7908261
Ash if you count her tits.

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I think i'm a fucking disgusting whale at 5'9" 170lbs

>>7908271
? I'm gonna lose a bit of weight, I wanna be at 115-120lbs, at 120-125 now
I'll get boobs :/

how do i stop crying

>>7908277
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.

I knew you'd be back. They always come back.

>>7908246
Lmao! Did she kill herself? Can you confirm this?

>>7908286
You're fucked if you lose more weight, you already are flat chested so rip boob gains for you.

>>7908262
Kissu

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>>7908254
Why haven't you married me then I need a wife to swallow all this cum.

Pic pls. I need to masturbate.

>>7908264
>not lewd
>implying half the posters here don't want to fertilize you right now

and how would you react.

>>7908289
i used to use ice cream or burgers

>>7908289
the ride never ends

>>7908274
>What is 4G?

>>7908246
she wouldnt be bullied so much if she didnt think her irrelevant 3rd world opinions needed to be known so damn much

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>>7908295
It's just too early on
I have buds now
I just need time

>>7908263
>i dont really have the personality of a big buff guy either
I can definitely understand that

>>7908261
me

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>>7908290
It's only cuz I'm drunk and bored and way too tired to do anything else

>>7908283
How big we talking?

>>7908284
>5'9" 170lbs
that's a pretty good weight for being THICC

even losing just 10lbs or so would probably put you at the perfect THICC weight though

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>>7908297
>how would you react

>>7908315
p big

>>7908297
>married
Are you a rich, handsome alpha male?

My pics are fairly easy to find.

>>7908246
>posts nasty thick black man-hair on nipple
>gets upset when people are grossed out by it
>posts nasty thick black man-hair public hair
>gets upset when people are grossed out by it
>says we've all been brainwashed from too much porn
and thats ignoring all the nonstop generally retarded posts

>>7908312
hugg elann

>>7908296
kisse

>>7908300
That's not a terrible idea but I wouldn't bring my phone or wallet or anything but gasoline and a lighter maybe. I wouldn't want to be ID'd.

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>>7908277
>>7908312
omg elanna you are back

>>7908246
>Why are people mean to Sass?
she's just needlessly annoying, that's why - plus, she does things like post her hairy nipples and other gross photos

she's kinda like burch, except instead of accusing everyone she doesn't like of being "manposters", she accuses everyone else of being "/pol/"

>>7908254
>Wanting to eat the cum of random men
Enjoy your aids faggot

>>7908261
>Maddie
Didn't she catch aids? She must be skin and bones by now.

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>>7908316
i want to lose another 20 but this vegan shit took all my energy and it's hard to go exercise

also i haven't gotten out of bed today bc sad

>>7908312
a little early to be drunk, no?

>>7908324
Oops trip was off on iPad

>>7908312
how ya doin lani

>>7908315
DDD If i recall.

>>7908333
why do those kind of people always focus on one group that they think is responsible for all their problems

>>7908307
don't fall for the "gain weight" meme
give it like a year on hrt, it'll probably start happening on its own
there's no reason to force-feed yourself

>>7908325
I don't remember this?
>>7908331
Fuck man just buy a burner phone
>>7908333
She's always been lovely to me.

>>7908334
Who the fuck said random you stupid monkey? Go read my post history, I almost always talk about my fantasies in the context of a person I love.

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>>7908326
hugg

>>7908332
Ishhh
Hi how ya doin?

>>7908340
Nah, I go to bed at 7 so I can be up at 3 for work.

>>7908343
Tired
Drunk
Sexually frustrated
Hbu?

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what the fuck happened to jontron

>>7908355
he got woke

>>7908334
>Maddie AIDS

This is one of the dumbest memes to ever come out of Mtfg. I know Maddie personally and have stayed at her house. No she doesn't have AIDS, jfc

>>7908355
pretty sure he was always a gamer bro cuck

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your tells are so obvious

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>>7908324
>>7908341
Nope, I'll come back in 2 years by then my salary will be rich enough to take vacations regularly.
>pics easy to find
future wife pls I just need to feed you cum lets not make me work I'm very lazy when shitposting

>>7908318
CINDY IS FOR LEWD

>>7908350
Regardless I'm genetically fine and clean, get tested regularly.

you might wake up to cum in your bum.

>>7908349
Wouldn't be fun to watch I'd just gag myself so you can't hear anything and it's just rolling around waiting to die

idk though i may not even bother waiting that long I'm still holding this shotgun and it's looking more tempting by the minute

>>7908349
>I don't remember this?
ok well it happened
it was like two weeks ago or something
she was posting lewd photos
full huge unkempt bush of public hair
she also called me misogynistic for commenting on it

>>7908359
Red has AIDS though, that's true.

>>7908353
I'm doing alright hope you are doing well

>>7908289
Trip on sass

>>7908337
>vegan shit
you can still be an ethical vegetarian, anon

you need to drink milk if you want to get boobies

>>7908376
I kek'd

i wanna be good for someone

>>7908355
for a tubby depressed youtuber at least he understands some things

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Oh no
Where did my happiness go

>>7908377
no you can't

>>7908333
>Hairy nipples
Get out! Disgusting

>>7908385
ants stole it

>>7908355
he started talking about his political beliefs, it would seem
though by the tone of this post, it sounds like you only posted this because you disagree with him and want us to agree with you
I don't

>>7908367
Why are you killing yourself exactly? Are you really gonna do it or are you just all talk? Don't be the next Mercury.

>>7908353
>Tired
sleep!
>Drunk
ok
>Sexually frustrated
your partner can help with that!

im okay, been working on voice stuff mostly this week, it's spring break so i have even more time than i usually do

oh and ive been freaking dying of thirst cuz my amazon package got delayed

i specifically didn't get more water because my water filter was in that package and they sent it to the wrong place x-x

>>7908385
What anime is this

>>7908359
She shouldn't have tripped under pizza slut and rp'd as a big chaser for 6 months

>>7908387
>no you can't
what if you keep pet chickens and eat the excess eggs that they lay?

checkmate, lauren

>>7908387
is it ethical to kill animals that kill other animals?
you'd actually be saving animal lives by doing it

or what about an animal that kills humans?

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I want to feel cute

>>7908399
im pretty sure that vegan anon is already lauren

especially considering shes using her veganism as an excuse to not get healthy

sounds exactly like your hippo anonposter

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>>7908355
>caring about the political opinion of youtubers
I mean he can have his opinion, but I care about as much as I care about a celebrity's opinion (none at all).
>>7908404
same

>>7908397
Faye which trips do you think are pretty?

I'm hungry ;-;

But I lost a 1/3 of a pound yesterday and probably another third today

>>7908404
ill make ya feel cute ^>^

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>>7908404
Me too

>>7908406
considering celebrities are too rich to ever be effected by any political outcomes i think its hilarious that they all got paid to speak out against trump
and people thought it'd mean something

>>7908350
Sir, calm down. No one cares about how you justify to yourself your faggotry.

>>7908409
i ate a large pizza all by myself yesterday

>>7908405
>vegan diet leaves people with no energy
>this is apparently healthy

>>7908407
A lot of people here are super pretty
>>7908417
That's like 2000+ calories! jeez nim be good to yourself

>>7908349
Trip on sass

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>>7908374
I'm better than I've been for a while but I'm still pretty garbage lol

>>7908393
>sleep!
no ur not my mom
>ok
same
>your partner can help with that!
no not rly
Acquire glass, put under tap, drink results

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>>7908393

How's your voice progressing?

>>7908417
a plain cheese?
where was it from?

>>7908418
Problem is vegan has a bunch of anti-nutriants that don't go away till cooked. I fell for the green smoothie meme and i had no energy at all.

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>>7908225
Idk
>tfw not even overweight just look obese af

>>7908418
Mangos and grain alcohol is vegan

>>7908422
>Acquire glass, put under tap, drink results
Princess Nim doesn't sully her lips with lowly tap water.

Princess Nim only drinks the finest bottled water.

>>7908428
not to mention how important cooked meat is for the development of the brain

im not saying thats the reason why vegans are always so retarded

but it sure could be

>>7908391
Well I've been telling myself for about the last nineteen years I'd do it "soon" but here I still am. I was going to wait until 30, maybe see how life was different in uni and on 5 years HRT, but I'm repressing the knowledge I'm just wasting my time.

I don't see a light at the end of the tunnel and I'm tired of walking.

I'm not even depressed or crying about it now, it kind of just feels like a logical sort of decision, that I wasted too much of my youth and I should clock out while I have dignity and try again in the next life.

If I absolutely was going to do it, right now, I wouldn't be posting here, probably just thinking things over to myself before making a final decision.

Not really sure why I'm even posting all this.

>>7908436
>Not really sure why I'm even posting all this.

for attention
you want to get a wall of (you)s tellling you not to kill yourself

>>7908397
You were at the portland get together, is it true what Mado says? that she caught the aids from a nigger boyfriend and she was trying to dick everyone there.

>>7908406
>>7908412
:c
>>7908410
I hope so

>>7908416
>justify to yourself your faggotry.
??? why would I need to justify anything. Do you think I have shame for liking me? lmao.

I'm just pointing out to you that your claim of "randoms" is 100% unfounded and literal monkey brain shit.

>>7908450
you dont even know if that anons south american zheanna

>>7908433
I don't drink tap
>>7908434
I read a book that said all die hard republicans have daddy issues and long for a strict father system, and they are basically lashing out at people for acting up and displeasing daddy

It fits you to a t, did you have a strict daddy drake?
>>7908430
Oh hi nice makeup

>>7908430
>tfw curves
omg pleb you got it going on

>>7908420
Name 10
>>7908430
Why are you dressed in a Zheanna costume?

>>7908430
>Mini phat Zheanna with feminine face
4/10 would fuck

>>7908426
hungry howies :3

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>>7908454
Everyone who disagrees with me has daddy issues!

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Alright Im jumping ship to the transbian boat, how do I find a woman like this irl to hold me at night in her big strong arms?

>>7908441
Well, no, not really. As if anything anyone had to say would change my mind, lol.

no clue if this is deserving of its own thread but hey. i've been taking hormones for like 3 years now and started doing so in my late teens. i suppose i have rather striking facial features - i myself often don't feel like i look particularly feminine because of them, yet of course i keep being told that i pass perfectly by people who know i'm trans and so on. yet i feel like and know that to some degree it's a lie, since whether or not i pass is pretty 50/50, especially since i do often tend to not wear tight clothes and don't do make-up apart from lipstick. in general i feel like my appearance is pretty androgynous even though i don't conciously want it to be and to be honest every time i realise that i don't and will never really be seen the same way your average cis woman does even when they look androgynous i get incredibly sad.

my question is, should i just embrace it, be open about my transness (which i really fucking hate doing) and just "deal with it" in that sense? should i look into operations? should i off myself? happy to hear any thoughts

Anyone else wanna critique my screenplay?
Rrobynne#3144

>>7908430
if pleb is doing a zheanna cosplay, can we get zheanna to do a pleb cosplay?

>>7908472
I feel like its probably kinda creepy and sexual

>>7908424
hmmmmm

should i post today's voice work?

>>7908422
the tap water here tastes honestly disgusting lol

i had to spend some of my own money getting more bottles of water cuz my mom spent so much in the move

i just have to make the water last until wednesday at the latest and then ill be good

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>>7908457
>>7908460
MFW collared dresses are officially a signature of me.

I like this.

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>>7908473
>has to stuff her dress full of pork

>>7908465
elanna found one on mtfg

>>7908464
Eugh you're so immature and tacky.

>>7908450
Lol fag. I bet you fall in love with whatever faggot that smiles at you so you can eat cum every day.

Enjoy your adult diapers.

>>7908441
Why so cynical Drakey?
>>7908436
How old are you?
>>7908478
>tfw no signature look

>>7908478
where find pics of zheanna

I want to impregnate