/mtfg/
RBF edition
• Informed consent providers https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
Ash is a cute
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread >>7905501
nim thread
>>7906607
How you so fast
I love Myrthe
>>7906613
im cool
nim thread
>>7906600
i'm sorry i know :(
i guess i should look into straps, maybe if I use those i can deadlift without my elbow tendon being hit too much
>>7906618
>average guy 5'6
>>7906622
5'10
I know that feel all too well
>>7906627
id love to be 5'10
>>7906607
again?
>>7906618
>average guy 5'6
That can't be right
>>7906631
i strive to make every thread a nim thread
>>7906622
The average guy is 5'9'' lol
>>7906630
hugg nimu
>>7906614
Don't tell her I said this
but
I love Anna
actually its a maeve thread :/
>>7906647
thats an odd way to spell cindy thread
>>7906635
nice!! u got moxie kid
Someone post titties
It's Sunday, let's get degenerate.
>>7906641
You a kinkster, Myrthe?
>>7906652
titties
>>7906651
moxie huh :3
>>7906653
SHE REALLY IS
Usually to shy to admit it though
>>7906618
Samus being tall gives me hope. I feel silly for saying that.
>>7906618
Average height is 5'10 silly
>>7906647
wtf
>>7906593
What «rbf» be?
>>7906618
>tfw taller than old samus
>>7906656
ayyy cool
>tfw you wanna post samus but accidentally trigger half the thread
>>7906657
^^
you shouldn't be afraid. It's not silly at all to see a role model who pulls off an aspect of yourself you feel insecure about.
also start hrt!
>>7906665
Only bad thing is that we're really both subs and just have to try and be as dom as possible in turns, I guess
But it's still really nice punching Myrthe and then seeing her beautiful smile
>>7906632
USA average male height is 5'9
is samus transgender¿
...Anonymous
03/12/17(Sun)14:17:51 No.7906668
>>7906639 #
>facial hair
Disgusting
>gain weight
Hard to gain weight
I showed this to a doctor and he said it was normal because I had jaw surgery so the skin is adjusting to the new width of the jaw..
is it too late for cat ears?
>>7906675
no, just a badass
Nim, Ash, Evangeline, Cindy, Grace, Faye, and Mercury for top trips.
>>7906679
transgender is bad ass
>>7906653
I think so.
It became quite evident this weekend, especially this morning. Enjoyed rough stuff way more than I thought I would.
For some reason, getting punched or slapped makes me feel fluttery and happy ;w;
>>7906671
Yeah, that is a bit annoying, but I'm sure we can manage it desu. Like you said, we just have to take turns c:
H-Heh y-you too >-<
>>7906660
Resting bitch face
>>7906670
Surely I will find another excuse not to.
How to have girl lips?
i wanna be a cute girl not a gay guy
>>7906676
>Hard to gain weight
this is what hungry skeletons ACTUALLY believe
>>7906690
But I'm never hungry.
I eat 3kcal a day
>>7906680
i like how that list started off really well, then became more and more shit as it went on
>>7906687
fear is common and understandable. Be brave and set yourself on the path you want to follow despite your fears.
>>7906680
well it's good im with eva then :3
top trips need to stick together!
>>7906697
>I eat 3kcal a day
are you 6cm tall
>>7906689
same :(
>>7906705
god, like your hairy breast wasn't enough, but now I am not surprised anymore. You're pretty much just a crossdressing man
>>7906704
3000 calories is normal
>>7906706
The best
>>7906709
Just girl mode
>>7906711
;-; i think u just broke me. thanks
i ove putting my oatmeal in the blender before cooking it
>>7906711
sass is a normal adult human
>>7906718
Oh gosh what does it do?
>>7906714
3kcal =/= 3000 calories, angie
>>7906714
I can't girlmode yet cause I'm too uggo
btw what's kcal?
>>7906682
awesome
lol just wait til she slaps you and you go into subspace for the first time and go all warm and fuzzy and become unable to communicate in anything other than small noises
>>7906671
yeah I'm a switch so I don't really have that problem
good shit tho, you should learn bloodchokes
people need to stop bullying sass now
>>7906725
it turns into a thick grainy gelatinous paste
>>7906730
>btw what's kcal?
It's just calories in its abbreviated form.
>>7906706
i cancelled bc i was being harassed at work and didnt want to make him deal with my bad mood/me crying
>>7906730
In Europe a calories is a kcal, and their calorie is 1/1000 of our calorie
>>7906688
do i have girl lips
>>7906734
sass posts revolting pictures of herself and then says we're too influenced by porn because we don't like looking at the pubic hair of 40 year olds
>>7906733
W-Wow that sounds awesome :0
>>7906735
it tastes just like regular oatmeal, but the texture is so much better
>>7906719
And you still have nice boobs that I'm jelly of.
>>7906726
Hmmmmm
>>7906740
>In Europe a calories is a kcal, and their calorie is 1/1000 of our calorie
Eh, it doesn't have anything to do with with location. When people talk about calories, they're almost always referring to kilocalories, which is abbreviated "kcal" (as opposed to the "small calorie"). It's the same unit of measurement across the globe.
Can I pass?
>tfw unironically starting a tumblr
im excited
>>7906757
May as well end it right now desu
>>7906756
what are you trying to pass as
>>7906757
welcome to the team
>>7906733
>bloodchokes
Those sound scary as fuck and at least when I get choked the fun is in not being able to breathe
Thanks for the suggestion though.
That thing you said to Myrthe sounds very nice though
>>7906753
Never mind I was wrong
I did it wrong.
I mean I eat a standard 3000 cal
>>7906757
>tfw stopped updating my tumblr when I started posting in /mtfg/
tfw u feel sick
>>7906761
Feeemakle
>>7906753
>Hmmmmm
a "small calorie" is not the same thing as a food calorie
if a package tells you it has 250 calories in it, what it really means is that it contains 250,000 small calories, which is the same thing as 250 food calories (i.e. 250 kcal)
also, post feet
>>7906760
that's basically how it's going down
i'm documenting my gradual decline
then one day there will be no more posts
i don't want to be choked please thats scary
>>7906773
Yeah I noticed that I did it wrong
lauren in my tummi
>>7906775
not even a lil?
>>7906779
not at all
you can hit me and tie me up but no choking
my fetish is a healthy relationship with lots of eating in bed and cuddling with the tv on but not paying attention to it
>tfw even more mentally ill than I first thought
>>7906765
normal chokes are more dangerous than bloodchokes by a long shot
the blood vessels are elastic and reopen after you release pressure; the windpipe is not
>>7906786
why's he so smugg
>>7906785
>eating in bed
disgusting animal
people who eat in their beds should be slaughtered like the pigs that they are
>>7906785
So you still wanna meet up in philly next month?
>>7906754
In the us kcal is never used outside of a university class though so it is different , and even in college chemistry I've seen them use cal
So it is different as there are no regular 1/1000 calories in America
>>7906787
please stop talking about choking i don't like thinking about this
>>7906783
you said you hoped I get brain cancer yesterday
which is funny considering how much you complained about drake saying he hoped your tumor was malignant
>>7906790
I'm eating a big yummi burger in bed right now
>>7906785
Oh we have the same fetish
But no eating in bed, eat at the table in our apartment, but don't get out of bed until at least 11 on weekends
yummi
>>7906699
Thank you, Sertii. The problem is I feel like so much of my life would have been a waste of time. I've spent much of it trying to accept my body and sex for what they are and fulfill my role as a man to the best I can. Recently I finally found confidence and comfort in my body, and I am now proud of my looks. I love myself now. Yes, deep down it sometimes all feels wrong. I still find myself going to bed and wishing I'd wake up from all this being a dream, but I don't know if I can give up this small accomplishment.
Meh. Perhaps I have simply tricked myself into thinking I am no longer full of self-hatred.
>>7906787
wtf is a bloodchoke
it doesn't sound less dangerous
idk I've never really properly been chocked, I don't know how its supposed to be done
>calories
do people in america not use the joule?
wtf
>>7906798
This is bad sleep hygenie, you should only cuddle and sleep in bed so when you get in it you're happy and tired
>>7906789
I wish I knew
>>7906802
if it's done right you pass out in <16 seconds
>>7906809
stop
>>7906798
>I'm eating a big yummi burger in bed right now
maybe someone should buy you a leash since you're apparently a dog who can't tell the difference between where they eat and where they sleep
>>7906790
eating in bed is the bees knees
my mom would always get mad at me when I did it, I guess some can't appreciate the maximum comfort levels it brings
>>7906805
Guess?
>>7906799
ok i can adapt to that. i dont mean full meals of course. i mean things like ice cream
>>7906805
Towels are also good for sopping up other messes
>>7906801
wait which trip is this?
>>7906809
I don't wanna pass out though :/
I just wanna feel dominated and controlled, not actually lose consciousness...there's no way that can be healthy to do
>>7906818
We were talking about your screenplay earlier.
>>7906803
>mfw ameriplebs don't measure weight in newtons
>mfw ameriplebs don't measure temperature in kelvin
>>7906807
>>7906812
Try and stop me >:D
>>7906809
wow
n-nice
>>7906821
I do have my own place and its still the bees knees
http://w.lewd.es/?v=qvyzsv.mp4
>>7906790
Consuming food in bed is gross, but eating in bed is great.
>>7906828
UH OH
veggie burgg
Big ol beef burg
this is a really good channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R9mk7wYv0w
>>7906801
yeah, the problem with this is that I'm afraid that this self acceptance isn't going to last forever. This is why is started transitioning at 22 instead of 18. I came so close to breaking at that age but i went to the gym and build up a decent looking male body and felt content for a really short period of time before losing myself to the depths of depression again.
I don't want other girls to go through this too :(
>>7906833
What's your favorite brand of veggie burgg?
>>7906825
you have really pretty hands
but you're still an animal, and ants will probably crawl on you in your sleep
>>7906836
beef substitute
>>7906825
Nice nails
>>7906820
yeah but are you new or did you just change names recently
im hungry :(
>>7906828
what is this
>tfw bf ctrl+f'd pleb your trip and saw your posts and left you a long message while you slept and you can't stop smiling
>>7906847
You can have half of my burger nim, it's too big for me to eat the whole thing anyways ^^
does anyone know if pandora/mirielle is ok
>>7906855
fuck wait i changed that mid sentence but never changed it whoops fuck blerghghghhghghghghghhghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghg
>tfw pleb is a normie now
Lauren the fat uggo hon blood chokes the fucking spoon full of chocolate ice cream and sprinkles ngl ya tub a lard
>>7906825
That food stain.
You nasty slut.
>>7906857
no they're most definitely NOT ok
wait do you mean like physically alive? idk
>>7906837
I have a lot studying to do. I have been mentally filtering any information on HRT, so as to avoid getting any bright ideas. As you can imagine, I skip a lof the content in these threads.
>>7906857
Hopefully not, but life usually disappoints.
Help I'm playing in another Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay campaign soon and I don't know whether I should play a female character or not
None of the people playing know I'm a tranny
Wtf I ate half of this big burger and now my heart hurts, am gonna die???
>>7906863
I-I'll change in a minute ;-;
>>7906855
awww that is cute :)
>>7906852
ikr i got greedy and ate mine all last night
>>7906846
Been here barely over a week. Been trying to keep a low profile by being reserved and impersonal up until now.
>>7906825
how do i get pretty nails like that?
tfw pleb is your bud
don't tell her okay
>>7906872
What did I do? x.x
>>7906874
>Wtf I ate half of this big burger and now my heart hurts, am gonna die???
yeah, the ants are going to eat you in your sleep
>>7906870
Play what you want, don't worry about revealing your trans-ness, plenty of cis guys play female characters.
>tfw you miss having a bf
>>7906887
Thank you Joan
Hope they don't think it's weird
>>7906870
Do it anyway if they ask say youre ftm.
>>7906866
hrt is great though.
It gives you little boobs and makes you not feel angry all the time.
>>7906886
thats cute
thats what my dog would do when he got out of the bath
>>7906851
it's Anna gasping while Myrthe bites her neck.
They were putting on a show on kageshi last night
>tfw never had a bf or gf
>>7906883
i get sad when girls repress and delay transition because i don't really know what to say to help them break it
also i kinda like you and that makes it worse
>>7906898
aren't you like 13
>>7906857
left a few days ago saying she tries to fake ODing to get in a psych ward/convincing parents or something afaik. so probably not dead.
just in case this is the memorial pic
>>7906898
You're only 15, that's normal.
>tfw 30 and never had a bf or gf
>>7906901
>But they know I'm not
Well thats where you fucked up then isnt it.
Idk just play what you feel like I doubt anyone will care.
>>7906903
use this pic instead
>>7906903
Why would she wanna go to a psych ward? It's scary and they don't let you hormones iirc
>>7906906
Haha, sure, why not.
>>7906913
hugg joan gf
>>7906902
You're fat
>>7906904
I lost my virginity with 14 tho and had my first "bf" with 12
>>7906899
I mean some people can't do much about it
>>7906914
hugg
>>7906920
yeah i know
that makes it even sadder :(
Debating if I should bother getting dressed and washed to meet the pizza guy, I mean hes probably used to dealing with neet degenerates right?
>>7906904
>You're only 15, that's normal.
where is that normal?
>>7906919
Do you mean "at 14" or was that a really wild night?
>>7906931
4chan
im 25 and also never had bf or gfs
>>7906932
at 14 and it was really embarassing
>>7906927
IKTF, I'm trying my best, but I don't have many options
>tfw some fag from r9k tried to get me to get on mones at 14 and I turned it down
It hurts daily
>>7906931
I-it's just cause I'm a tran
>tfw anon saw you cry and bite Anna's necc
>>7906857
Still not a word from her.
>>7906899
Growing up I never doubted the testimony of trans people, but I never thought any of it applied to me. I was simply being a bug baby, I thought. All I had to do was grow some balls and face reality. I suppose that is a symptom of hating yourself: you never think you deserve anything.
>tfw you had a gf that kept asking you to do lewd stuff and another girl that offered to "show you the ropes"
>tfw you turned them both down because you were too nervous
>>7906935
who are you uwu
>>7906935
Are you still obsessed with Alice?
>>7906904
I'm only 5 years behind you, Joan.
We can be wizard buddies soon.
>>7906911
because her parents are like super religious and might kick her out I think.
>>7906944
were you two always this gay?
or is it the estrogen?
>tfw probably would've transitioned earlier if it wasn't for all my friends saying anti trans stuff a lot
>>7906929
you are correct
>>7906960
oh come on you don't really have a right to complain here
>>7906944
i wonder if you stop being attracted to each other once you stop looking like men
>>7906963
Puberty still got me :c
>>7906960
if you had transitioned any earlier than you already did, it would have been while your parents were fucking
>>7906963
Everyone has the right to complain, just because others have it worse doesn't negate that right.
>>7906966
my feet were fully grown when I was 13 :(
at least you don't have to worry about facial hair/increased body hair now!
>>7906899
I used to get really sad when I saw girls talk about how they were gonna repress and not transition.
Now my response to it is usually "Whatever. It's her life."
Although I do still get sad when teenage girls can't start hrt or transition because of their shitbag parents, so I guess I didn't become completely jaded.
>>7906945
iktf
When I first found out what trans is, I thought it was a completely legit thing, but I didn't think it applied to me.
I thought I wasn't really trans because I didn't spend every waking moment in agonizing dysphoria, and instead I was just a guy who's always depressed and sometimes wishes he was a girl.
>>7906971
yea that's nice, I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a beard ^^
>>7906948
i used to trip here. i might still be at the bottom of some tier lists
>>7906953
who's alice?
>>7906976
Ah, now you have me jealous. Beards and the process to get rid of them suck.
i miss cuddling and love
>>7906988
love is just chemicals and cuddling is just atoms touching each other
>>7906980
I was hoping you were someone else. I apologize.
>>7906939
I'm so sorry anon.
>>7906990
I want my atoms to touch someone else's atoms.
>>7906990
its more than that
are thoughts chemicals?
are personalities atoms?
love is beautiful and you can't reduce it down to anything
SERTII I KIND OF LIKE YOU TOO BY THE WAY
im sick of taking all my friends out of suicide and being worried they're dead
>>7906981
>I also thought it was a very normal male thing to wish you were a girl
same
I also thought guys acted the way they do because they were obeying some sort of unwritten rules on how guys are supposed to act, not because that's what came naturally to them.
>>7907006
i thought every guy wanted to be a girl and you just kind of accepted you got a bad roll
>>7907005
Why so?
Someone posted a tier list earlier and it looks like you're on it. You're kinda cute.
>>7906999
>>7907015
snugg
>>7907006
exactly the same for me
its actually kinda funny to look back on this stuff..and kinda sad too :(
>>7906981
>I also thought it was a very normal male thing to wish you were a girl
Ahhh this, i always thought like why wouldn't I want to be a girl? Everyone does
>>7907015
ask your korfball m8s if they wish they were pretty girls
>>7907011
Kate x Victoria is the secret OTP.
>>7907019
are you on prescribed hrt?
I thought they don't give estrogen until you're 16
>>7907009
eh im just being extra self-deprecating just cause ive been feeling down lately. feeling like im already too late to transition. and afraid if I do, that I'll ruin my job/social life. just regular mid-twenties tranny hon woes.
thanks for calling me cute tho
>>7906960
Same
>tfw literally called a shemale and got to listen to them calling cross-dressers gay
I wanna die desu.
>>7907008
I used to think that the reason feminine guys were looked down upon was because they weren't strong enough to carry the burden of masculinity.
>>7907015
It wasn't until I was maybe 19 or 20 when it fully hit me that guys act the way they do because it's what's natural to them, not because they're putting on a macho act.
>>7907018
ikr
>>7907024
You do not really look like a hon. However, it is just one pic, so what do I know?
Has anything in particular been getting you down?
>>7907023
No I'm self medding, I was told if I wanted hrt I'd have to present female for a year first and be totally emotionally stable the whole time, like wtf? That'd prove that I'm not trans lol
>>7907028
>It wasn't until I was maybe 19 or 20 when it fully hit me that guys act the way they do because it's what's natural to them, not because they're putting on a macho act.
Literally this.
The worst thing is that my mom tried to convince me that they were.
someone said something on here about drinking pickle juice
and I thought it was super nasty
but then I tried it and now its my new favorite thing!
>>7907032
yeah that is the stupidest stuff honestly
I really don't blame you for self-medding then
thats like some kinda incredibly cruel practical joke
your family knows you're self-medding though?
>>7907027
That sounds way worse than my friends :/
My friends(and media in general desu)just gave me a really bad idea of what being trans was, like that it's just cutting your dick off
I didn't even know what hrt was til like a year ago
>>7907043
licc nose :3
how do u be a pretty girl
>>7906994
do you have cute atoms?
>>7907033
>The worst thing is that my mom tried to convince me that they were.
aww :\
my computer has 8gb of memory and it can't handle firefox+discord+battle.net app
like wtf are you serious
>>7907048
>how do u be a pretty girl
I also want to know this. All I see in the mirror is a dude with boobs and butte :(
>>7907053
Grey I love you
>>7907057
Just download more RAM, silly.
>>7907057
how many tabs have you opened? also use chrome, firefox is insecure
>>7907045
The media pushes this idea that being trans is just cutting your dick off. Hons over 50 don't help, because they look like they haven't taken hormones at all.
And then the whole retarded queer theory meme got me before I could start hormones, which delayed it another 5 months. I guess it kinda eased me into the idea though.
>>7907052
My mom's a manhating terf, if you didn't know.
>>7907058
Lucky you, having a butt. I just see a guy with a shitty haircut
>>7907057
Is it really the RAM? Like when you open your task manager is it at almost 100%? :O
Or is it maybe because of something else, like CPU or slow hard drives? :O
>>7907063
>firefox is insecure
Why do you say that?
>>7907066
>The media pushes this idea that being trans is just cutting your dick off
it doesn't even get cut off
it just gets turned into an innie instead of an outie
>>7907060
oh thank you
>>7907057
Ramlets BTFO
>>7907050
>>7907080
>tfw the name Grey makes me think of one of the 2 best drawfags the Frozen Generals ever had
>>7907069
Oh wow :O
How can firefox take up so much RAM? D:
I mean I really have a bunch of stuff open, but it's only like 6 GB :o
>>7907066
try gaining weight!!
>>7907073
because firefox uses one thread per tab. the resources of threads in a process are shared, so if one tab in firefox gets hijacked it can theoretically read what you are doing in other tabs.
That doesnt work in chrome because chrome uses a process per tab.
>>7907087
You make it sound so easy.
>>7907086
Which browser is best for stability and low memory usage?
>>7907083
reminds me of the Metall/u/rgy thing :3
>>7907092
Internet explorer.
>>7907093
Te
>>7907092
I dunno I just use Chromium, buy maybe /g/ knows better. Some say Chrome is bloat and some say Firefox is :/
>>7907092
Google Ultron
It's what NASA uses
>>7907090
do you mean because of some kind of disordered eating? :/
its never been hard for me to gain/lose weight...eating half a large bag of potato chips every day will definitely make you gain weight
>>7907103
http://ultronbrowser.io/
o dam
>>7907103
>>7907105
When I get depressed, I have a hard time getting out of bed to eat.
I used to suffer from anorexia because I was having a hard time dealing with a late growth spurt from puberty, and I haven't totally worked those habits out of my system yet.
And my stomach isn't that big from being sick and only having the energy to eat two meals a day for about 2 weeks now.
And it's really depressing because I actually looked kinda girly before I cut my hair and lost 5 lbs.
gloomy is gay
>>7907116
I get it. I lik joek
>tfw your mom slaps your tit
>>7907126
hot
>>7907126
did she detect boobage?
>>7907116
https://chromium.woolyss.com/
>>7907121
D:
That might be true >.<
>>7907126
Ouchie ><
i...
i think gloomy is my buddi!
>>7907133
i dunno but it was really weird
>>7907136
Thank you~
You're cool :3
>tfw I've fallen in love with tree style tabs and now I hate having all my tabs across the top of the window
>tfw I would probably switch to chromium if not for the fact that I can't find a chromium equivalent of tree style tabs
>>7907139
im hungry gloomy Dx
You are mistaken; Gloomy is actually my buddi.
>>7907143
Nimmer eat my burger >w<
>>7907144
back off >:C
>>7907145
what kind of burg is it
i dont usually like hamburgers :(
Repression Self: The real world is gonna be tough on you... and reality is very... very hard on people who transition.
If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself.
Ok, I'm gonna go back to sleeping my problems away. Here's to wishing I had killed myself today last year.
Is the buddi of my buddi my buddi?
>>7907152
that's an ulti-buddi
>>7907149
Cheeseburger with grilled onions... and a ton of ranch because I'm a sick degenerate :o
>>7907126
i've read this doujin before
>>7907152
all buddis are a buddi
>>7907150
repression self sucks
>>7907150
girl self: but omg look how cute these shoes are!
>>7907147
Or what?
>>7907150
That's a shitty way to approach it. Everything sucks, so why bother repressing?
>>7907159
>cute shoes
>13 men's
>>7907161
or ill go bonkers
>>7907159
repression self: but they'd never fit my huge feet : (
>>7907157
what's degenerate about that?
>>7907166
im a 12 men's
don't make me feel :(
>>7907150
well you're not wrong
I'm probobly going to shoot myself if things dont end up working out by 30
>>7907081
i should upgrade i guess but my future is so uncertain so i might get a good laptop instead.
the only burger ive ever liked is a double-double with nothing but the meat and cheese on it from in-n-out
is that bad
>>7907144
>>7907147
gloomy is thread property
>>7907157
>ranch on a burger
>>7907163
order one :3
>>7907174
Acceptable taste in burgers.
>>7907176
its delicious!
>>7907164
Sorry :c
>>7907169
I dunno, you don't normally drown a burger in ranch do you?
>>7907157
Is ranch the same thing as American sauce?
my left nipp is feeling sore again so i'm euphoric
>>7907171
hugg
There are always Stans
Are there any custom places near you? I'm going to get some boots made at a place here.
>>7907186
Yep.
>>7907186
A-American sauce?
Ranch is for pizza.
>>7907187
Mine never hurt and never grow, should I be on more estradiol or something?
>>7907195
if you're not seeing any changes at all maybe
>>7907189
Just checking
>>7907193
Yeah, you know, like for burgers and fries and stuff
YAMETE
What voice do you read your own posts in?
toppings were not made for pizza
yes, they may have been used to corrupt the original flavor of the pizza, but they were not made for pizza
true pizza is made without condiments, with a light glaze of garlic butter on the crust for added flavor
this is an objective truth
>>7907198
Actually, that particular sauce isn't ranch. I don't think it actually has an American equivalent, lol.
>>7906960
>Having friends
This is where you fucked up. Get out.
>>7907181
that hurt ;-;
>>7907163
>Maybe with this?
I saw that, but it's not quite the same, because the tree is in a different window, and it doesn't get rid of the tabs across the top.
On firefox my tabs are hidden when I don't need to see them, but then I just have to move the mouse to the left edge of the window to make them show up.
Although now I'm wondering how hard it would be to actually write a chromium extension that does what I want it to.
Maybe I could give it a try, but I don't know how successful I'd be.
>>7907194
no
>>7907150
I should have listened to Spartan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lj2ISTrfnE
>>7907198
yuck
>>7907188
Nice socks/leggings/stockings.
>>7907206
I read my post in yuis voice, I hope you all do too
>>7907207
>That ain't ranch yo
One of you two is lying to me.
>>7907185
I drown other stuff in sauce especially if they don't taste great without sauce. I don't know how ranch tastes like tho.
>tfw Nim is currently the """oldfag"""" ITT now
I've never seen /mtfg/ so new.
>>7907212
Emily, I did not mean it. Forgive me.
>>7907219
The liar was me, sorry.
the OBJECTIVELY superior pizza toppings are
>fresh tomato
>olives
>pesto
this is a non-negotiable fact
>>7907219
This is ranch
>>7907222
I've been around longer than her, but I only recently started tripping.
>>7907175
Oh my~ D:
>>7907178
But I shouldn't eat anything so late in the evening (plus I'm too scared)
>>7907181
Mhh... It would be nice if nobody had to fight and we could just all be friends :3
>>7907213
Mhh maybe it's possible in Vivaldi, but I dunno if that's better than Firefox :o
>>7907222
oh god i think you might be right
will i be oldfag status at the one year mark or is it more like 3 years
>>7907241
Where is the fun in that?
>>7907241
you can order online :3
>>7907198
It's interesting how something that most Americans have never seen or heard of is called "American sauce"
nim & ash for sweetest sisters
>>7907248
In Europe, we have a popular brand of food called Mcennedys which specialises in selling American-style food, like fruit pies and peanut butter.
>>7907251
im currently 8 months strong
>>7907243
It taste milky and garlicky... if I had to describe it, ranch really just taste like ranch
>>7907159
Repression Self: what I do. I do for the greater good
Anger is more useful than despair.
>>7907254
i want her mom to adopt me ;-;
hi everyone
does anyone here have experience with lines appearing on their clothes after you wash them
i think my washing machine or drier is ruining my clothes
>tfw friend is talking about all the stuff we're going to do when I get back home
>tfw told her I was going to get a piercing and she said it would look cute on me
happi mood desu
unstoppable good feels today
>>7907229
>olivies
ew
the fresh tomato is good, that and spinach
>>7907198
>american sauce
what kind of stuff are y'all brits making over there
>>7907256
I remember the Mexican food section in the french supermarket I went to all had American-brand Mexican stuff. it was funny
>>7907248
I think maybe it's thousand island
>>7907244
maybe we should have military style ranks based on how long you've been here for
nim, for your service to mtfg, i'm awarding you a pair of silver thigh-highs and promoting you to efreitor
>>7907264
Yes they're called wrinkles.
>>7907273
oooo silver
>>7907264
no but damm i want that ass
>>7907274
No no no
I mean like
Black or brown stains or something
The piece of clothing could be entirely flat and smooth but its like
They got ruined with something permanent
>>7907246
We could all be happy and nobody has to feel neglected :3
>>7907247
True, but I never tried that either and ordering pizza is so expensive anyways :<
also
my sister keeps telling me i dont need to do my girlvoice and that my normal voice is feminine enough
wtf
https://clyp.it/bjt3aqm4
>>7907263
they say kids are a lot like their parents so she probably would
>>7907229
I have a few favorites, these are just from my regular local place.
Chorizo Sausage, Feta Cheese, Spinach, Fresh Garlic & Onions.
Pepperoni, Salami, Ham, Ground Beef & Italian Sausage.
Pesto Sauce, Pizza Sauce, Artichoke Hearts, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Oven Roasted Chicken Breast, Red Onions, Roasted Red Peppers & Fresh Garlic.
I want pizza so bad right now, but broke. Also becoming Skeleton.
>>7907273
Who are the generals?
Lieutenants?
Privates?
>>7907283
lil nasally
>>7907272
It's too yellow to be thousand island.
Pizza is for anchovies
>>7907290
>I want pizza so bad right now, but broke. Also becoming Skeleton.
same except saving instead of broke
>>7907269
>what kind of stuff are y'all brits making over there
You're just jealous that we have American sauce and you don't
I bet you don't even have an American aisle in your supermarkets
>>7907292
yeah that's just how my voice is, nasally
but that's not the point
>>7907300
>and puts me to sleep
Goodnight flaky draky~
>tfw your self loathing for being a tranny and man loving faggot has reached critical mass
>>7907300
>mustard with tomatoes, shallots, and parsley in it
????
>>7907301
our stores are almost entirely like this
man a lot of y'all are too goofy
>>7907283
>https://clyp.it/bjt3aqm4
>>7907301
i see these poptarts every day and i'm morbidly curious to know what they taste like but they are sooo expensive
>>7907305
You're a girl, it's normal to like boys.
>>7907301
that's like every American store tho
Like there's an entire isle for candy at places like Wal-Mart
>>7907311
https://clyp.it/tve0pk0v
>>7907307
why not?
>>7907300
>its mustard homie
it's not mustard, it's just kind of like a sweet, tangy sauce.
mustard is just called mustard here
>>7907283
Heh I had my mom keep telling me that
>>7907300
>scratchy and puts me to sleep
Wtf
>>7907301
I seriously hope none of you use steak sauce
>>7907305
I thought you were past this.
>>7907310
goofi :3
>>7907290
>Pepperoni, Salami, Ham, Ground Beef & Italian Sausage.
is that different toppings you like or on one pizza?
>>7907321
its shakey but also monotone and emotionless
sounds like a less comfortable mayaka
Good morning!!@!!!!!1
>>7907283
I knew it, that's why you're all doing so well at voice training because you all sounded like homos to begin with.
>>7907303
didn't sound natural :(
>>7907330
ahhhhh :3
>>7907317
Because then it's not mustard you sped.
>>7907330
Hooooow are you~!!!!
>>7907331
https://clyp.it/q3kmnwfo
>>7907334
https://clyp.it/abs3rcgb
kys drakeposter
also
http://www.refinery29.com/2015/08/93020/american-sauce-thousand-island-dressing-weird-german-food
>>7907337
who cares lol
why are you so adamant about this
>>7907329
But it's not shaky or emotionless.
Like, she's clearly just irritated.
Do you understand emotions?
>>7907330
i miss when 3pm was my mornings
>>7907331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gs3ZuET9s3
>>7907329
while yours is nasally and high pitched for a "guy" and slurred from years of drug abuse.
>>7907313
they are okay I guess they taste like crispy pastry with icing
>>7907323
this. my ex gf used a1 sauce on every steak
>>7907316
>https://clyp.it/tve0pk0v
>grace knows
oh shit
>>7907339
wtf mean
>>7907342
that sounds irritated?
how...?
just sounds like a guys voice drowned in estrogen
>>7907344
this gets so boring
jesus make up your mind
>>7907348
according to one anon using angry connotations im not too pset
>>7907345
waking up at 4:30pm does not make for a good sleep schedule >:(
>>7907344
You're a girl.
https://clyp.it/jahmzz0h
Is this too overboard with clingyness?
>I hope you know that I only have one rule for you, and that's pretty much all. Like an extra rule from u is that I can never break up with you
>>7907346
the best morning are when you wake up at like 1am
Just got back from 3 hours of electrolysis. I'm getting 2 sessions a week now.
>thank god for this shit
Which trips are for lewd?
>>7907331
I haven't trained my voice at all
How gay
https://clyp.it/tu0q4si4
>>7907364
yeah kinda
>>7907357
>like a guys voice drowned in estrogen
Wut
Wtf does that even mean
Who wants margaritas girls!?!
went to a psychiatrist who is supposed to be the best in my country regarding trans stuff, just to have her keep telling me I may change my mind.
4 months in btw
good shit
>>7907368
all of them
>>7907362
https://clyp.it/uxpsamtr
>>7907365
Nuh
>>7907367
nah
I miss my comfy NEET days so bad
>>7907379
I got more help from friends and 4chan than I did seeing a therapist about my gender issues.
>>7907377
me me me
damn, now I want to drink
>>7907362
yeah there's like a slightly threatening aspect to a lot of guys voices that i don't have lol
>>7907357
No
>>7907361
No I'm not.
I'm biologically male and always will be. Fuck the stupid pills. Fuck them Fuck them
Fuck my existence I don't want to be in this nightmare anymore
I was supposed to be alpha. I was supposed to be cool. I was supposed to fucking win
Im so fucking weak and pathetic now
>>7907367
but you gotta get it fixed :'(
>>7907365
boy is that the truth
at least spartan was entertaining and didnt think about his gender 24/7
>>7907374
Fuck, I just feel like that's what I should say tho....
He already read it too.
>>7907379
oh it sucks :(
>>7907388
I dunno how to train u.u
>>7907389
once it warms up again, it was like -1 last night :c
>>7907346
lol that is the woooorstt
I hate getting into sleeping habits like that
>>7907401
go talk to zheanna dood
>>7907363
Why is it so hard to forget everything I've been through
>>7907391
>at least spartan was entertaining and didnt think about his gender 24/7
The fuck
>>7907377
>ywn have margaritas with Kayla
>>7907396
be cool
stuff like that you only say when you're like, super deep into a relationship
>>7907401
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
u fukken nerd
>>7907386
Another lost soul?
Cast aside your weakness and join me, Captain Ginyu, and become one of the strongest fighters in the universe!
where are isla and ash?
Wew time for Sephora appt
Let's hope I don't panic
>>7907400
https://clyp.it/p2symlky
ilu rbp
>>7907408
maybe you wouldn't have gone through any of your first world problems if you weren't such a god awful human being.
>>7907379
This is why I don't see gender therapists anymore. They all have an agenda, be it to stop you from transitioning, or to push you over the edge blindfolded.
>>7907421
oooo that's fun
i wish i could do that :/
>>7907366
sorry for asking, but how much are you paying? shit's so expensive where i live
>>7907420
isla dropped by earlier to say that she's realized that she's better than a lot of the people here
>>7907415
That was me and like umm is 4 months too early?
>>7907425
>if you weren't such a god awful human being.
Elaborate, poorfag
i went to a gender therapist and one of the first questions she asked me was "do you really think you could pass?"
this was before mones and like i had not only biked through a hurricane to get there but i was already feeling really nervous about going to a lgbt center
made me feel awful
>>7907327
That's all one pizza called the "Carnivore"
>>7907427
Just spend 50 there! It's free!
>>7907437
yes defintely what are you doing lol
>>7907423
Redditpie uwu
>>7907440
wow thats legitimately awful
I've had horrible experiences with a therapist once about gender stuff but she was never that direct...
>>7907420
Ash will probably come back when the chasers realize it's just them fighting amongst themselves and leave.
>>7907443
no im not allowed to go in looking the way i do ;-;
r these cute
>>7907449
My redditpie
>>7907446
Texting him while he is napping
Idk I'm a bit clingy and obsessive
>>7907388
>Okay which one do I start with? I want to do lewd things like handholding and face poking.
If you're looking for a practice girlfriend, I'd suggest you start off with someone clingy but low maintenance, like Zheanna or Ambiance or Neptune, maybe Nim too (if you're into tranny dixie dream girl types). If you're in the market for something purer, perhaps try a Snickerdoodle or an Evangeline.
Avoid the crazies (like your Fayes, Angies, Burches, Kaylas, Redtrees, etc.) and your jailbaits (your Cindys, Carolines, etc.)
If you want a bit of a challenge, try one of the overly vain trips like Charlotte or Moap. Grace is the "bucking bronco" of MTFG (if you manage to hold on to her in a relationship for longer than 60 seconds, you win a prize).
You'll find your niche soon enough.
>gender therapist at first seems really pro srs "a lot of people get good results"
>talks about "when" I'll get it like it's already planned
>now they are going with "if" and about how invasive and tough the surgery is
aaaaahhhhhhhh, idk what to do ;~;
>>7907460
do what you feel is right
>>7907452
you should get a trip that has str8gay in it
>>7907455
just be cool dude i get you're happy about the message he left but like telling someone you want them to be with you forever after 4 months is a bit too much imo
>>7907413
>le drake is nice to me xDDD
He's a shitposter like me you retard
>>7907440
>therapist is realistic
>tries to save the person from the trouble of going into something they cannot go back from without serious damage or side effects to mental and physical health
"muh feefees"
>>7907458
>avoid jailbait
Drats!
Thank you for the well typed and thought out post, I sincerely appreciate it!
>>7907458
>Grace is the "bucking bronco" of MTFG (if you manage to hold on to her in a relationship for longer than 60 seconds, you win a prize).
>>7907458
>overly vain
I wonder who this could be.
>>7907462
I'm not sure what will be right though, I'm terrified of it and I probably can never afford it anyway...
>>7907458
this is a good post
>>7907466
Yep, I take back what I said earlier.
>>7907458
>tranny dixie dream girl types
im not sure what this means
>>7907460
uh, maybe find another person if possible?
also, yeah, it's invasive and tough af, but if you think i'll alleviate some of the dysphoria then it would probably be worth it.
you do you though
idk i never doubted whether or not i wanted srs and am not scared at all of the surgery, is this common??
>>7907466
>Thank you for the well typed and thought out post, I sincerely appreciate it!
No problem.
Remember - most girls here are lonely and desperate for a boyfriend. Play on what makes them insecure and use that to leverage them into a relationship.
>>7907466
it was the first visit, i was trying to get a handle around my feelings not get hit over the head like that!
>>7907458
>Grace is the "bucking bronco" of MTFG (if you manage to hold on to her in a relationship for longer than 60 seconds, you win a prize).
>tfw no prize
tfw ur therapist told ur mom that shes seen kids like me before and they always grow up to do nothing or kill themselves
>>7907476
they are like the only person around and they have been doing this for a very long time, they are okay enough, helped me get endo to give mones.
I'm super conflicted on the issue mostly :C
>Googled trans info in 2011
>Susans
Went back in the closet another 5 years
Anyone know this feel?
>>7907470
you have a lot of time to figure it out
but yes it's a very scary thing to go through im sure
>>7907479
No it's not, its just because you're some strong euro girl who doesnt afraid of anything and has balls of steel
>>7907480
>Play on what makes them insecure and use that to leverage them into a relationship.
oh man wow negging is still a strat huh
>>7907471
It sounds like normal therapy then. Gender therapy usually involves what they call "gender coaching," which isn't actually therapy at all.
>>7907467
Grace how often can I sex you if we were in a relationship
>>7907458
Also screen capped for future reference
Again thank you.
>>7907473
Fair enough.
>>7907480
Got it. I need to unload my balls in someones boipucci.
>>7907481
Rest in Rip
>>7907482
Did she let you make her pregnant?
>>7907489
Guess it is, have a (you)
>>7907441
it kinda surprises me how you can eat that. I like meat alot too but this seems over the top.
>>7907464
Is it bad that I was already asking him when he would propose?
>>7907479
I know that feel, the only doubt I had was whether or not a better option would be one day available, but that's looking unlikely.
>>7907495
Depends on if you're good at sex and attractive or not
>>7907500
You're a badass, when I think of you I think of that sunglasses pic
>>7907460
where's you find this picture?
>>7907489
It's not really "negging", it's more like playing on their fears that they won't be able to find anyone, and push the idea that they'll probably end up alone one day.
Even the people who enjoy belong alone most of the time don't actually want to end up alone and unloved.
>>7907330
I'm sad, but I still edited this gif for you~
>>7907424
I phoned my mum and cried
I feel better now.
>>7907494
i'm thinking the strategy of getting me to stop being a suicidal mess and out of my room before we really get to gender is probably a good one
considering all the complaints everyone here has, maybe the typical gender therapist just sucks
>>7907458
I'm taken >:c
>>7907504
aren't you scared of having sex though
>>7907506
I'm sorry but if "You'll be alone some day so settle for me" is your only way to convince a girl to date you you are patheticccccccccc
>>7907506
>Even the people who enjoy belong alone most of the time don't actually want to end up alone and unloved.
tru
>>7907514
Highly mood dependent, but yes I am nervous about my first time and actually getting into sex..
>>7907517
I want to end up alone and unloved though
Sweeping generalizations are always incorrect
>>7907509
Good girl.
>>7907506
I think this would work on me :(
as long as he's not being outright mean to me...
>>7907499
oh ok, sometimes i'm afraid being this comfortable about it isn't real, and i'll just randomly break down and decide i don't want the surgery for some bizarre reason as they are lowering the oxygen mask over my face lol
>>7907504
oh my .///.
>>7907519
just stick a couple fingers up there girl
ain't no thang
>>7907515
>I'm sorry but if "You'll be alone some day so settle for me" is your only way to convince a girl to date you you are patheticccccccccc
I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand the intricacies involved in chasing, Grace.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to reproduce and pass along his genes.
>>7907524
yeah
good plan :)
>when people think im really into sex and slutty and interesting for some reason
>>7907528
I mean
I've probably gotten more transgirls than you have
Sooooooo
>>7907506
>playing on their fears
It's manipulation, and it's really scummy.
Btw, you've made it really obvious who you are - only so many people here are aware of how manipulative they are and don't care.
>>7907512
>maybe the typical gender therapist just sucks
Basically. What people need is just depression/trauma-based therapy, and gender therapy does nothing to help that. All they do is play up a fetish and encourage you to make a total fool of yourself (RLE).
It would be really awesome to get FFS.
>>7907500
Idkkk I'm rly very clingy
>>7907506
Wow, you're a genuine cunt.
>>7907496
It is... It's a pretty rare indulgence but sometimes that's what I feel like.
>>7907527
yea
but usually i dont feel like doing the effort of cleaning and stuff for anal
so i just do other stuff to get off instead
maybe some day ill try it but idk
>>7907479
At first I thought I'd definitely want it, and I wasn't afraid of the surgery at all.
Then for a while I thought my genital dysphoria was low enough that I wouldn't get it after all.
Now I'm starting to want it again.
It's weird.
>>7907528
is this a general chaser mentality?
like to act in a specific way to make her feel insecure and extra dependent on you?
>>7907536
>tfw ffs probably never ever
daily bad feel
>>7907536
ikr :(
still sounds scary though
>>>/r9k/35476374
>>>/r9k/35476535
Leave lonely boys alone.
>>7907531
<3
go to sleep at the right time today okay!
go to sleep in a sweater or something :3
>>7907545
I catch enough. I'll catch you too. I'm a succubus~
>>7907551
>let's rob a bank
reported
>>7907552
I get to sleep before the sun comes up ^^
even the wool blanket my mom got me wasn't enough last night O-O
>>7907550
No I met my dream husband there and he's not allowed to ever date anyone that isn't me
>>7907527
Cleaning for anal gets rid of the natural lubricants. If you're just fingering yourself or teasing with a hard dildo, it's better to just clean up after instead of wasting lube that you'll have to clean off anyway.
For sex though, you need a lot more than what your body produces. Definitely clean for sex.
>>7907559
Seriously?
>>7907542
Pathetic why?
>>7907555
I get carried away a lot....
>>7907559
pleb, i'm going to chase your boyfriend and make him mine
>>7907550
>innocent teenagers going through puberty who are scared of the changes in their body.
Does that actually happen to cis boys?
i ordered a padded bralette btw fuck this is exciting
>>7907561
it seems impossible to me, it's just so much and I don't really have any options to go to....
>>7907561
yeah
not only is the surgery it'll scary, but you have to research all this stuff just so you know you're getting a surgeon that won't fuck up your face
oh well, that's realistically years down the line for me anyway
>>7907536
Hey zheanna, how do I fix my voice?>>7907372
>>7907545
No, I don't. But I can speculate pretty damn well based on recent convos we've had.
>>7907568
hide me in your purse so i can go into sephora too okay
>>7907555
>duh it's a pretty common thing they do (no one else would be into a tranny anyway etc etc) that's why they are scum of the earth
:(
it makes me sad people do stuff like that
but I can remember friends I had in high school emotionally manipulating cis girls in different but similar ways..
>>7907563
tell this to grace
she needs all the advice she can get on the subject
>>7907570
A lot of cis boys read redpill stuff/dating advice and worry that they'll never be confident, funny, tall, or anything that women want.
>>7907458
Oh boy this post
But I would like to add, if you break faye she's a virgin, you also get to turn a lesbian, and she's the best cook.
i'm gonna tell my therapist about the newly discovered part of my mental ilness
for mummy
>>7907583
yup, pretty much
straight guys say disgusting things among themselves about women when they think they are among their own.
it's one of the reasons I'm super glad I'm gay
>>7907586
>tfw confindent funny tall
>tfw /r9k/ only started getting super obsessed with traps around the time you found out about trans stuff
wtf where these trap threads when i was 16
>>7907584
I also stopped doing it when I was 15 because I got really self-aware of how gross it was. I really wouldn't do it in your parents house if you don't have a connecting bathroom.
>>7907586
>confident
no
>funny
eh
>tall
yep
do i get to be a cis boy now
>>7907596
They were on /b/.
>>7907596
I've been conducting a campaign there after my successful femboys should take estrogen mtfg victory
>>7907598
(Samefag)
I also started repressing, and stopped masturbating like that because I realized that no straight guy would ever stick something in his butt and enjoy it.
>>7907604
oh i stopped going on /b/ a long time ago
Grace is the cutest.
>>7907592
>straight guys say disgusting things among themselves about women when they think they are among their own.
thats not totally what I meant
honestly in my experience that general stereotype is a bit overblown
...and for what its worth they don't really care if you're gay or not, the conversations are still gonna happen lol
>>7907606
why did you leave me to rot in t for so long ;-;
>>7907539
oh so it's the kind of rare thing where you eat a big amount once a day and are done for the rest of the day? iktf I do that too sometimes.
Nini girl and chaser friends
>>7907596
Tbh, I knew about traps before puberty, I just thought they were girls born with dicks, and that they didn't take any artificial hormones to look like girls.
>>7907582
>Pls don't ;-;
too late, look at what he just sent me
ok we're robbing a bank
who wants in on The Greatest Heist Of All Time Ever™ mtfg edition
>>7907607
yeah, similar experiences for me
even though i've moved out its still been like...2 full years since I used a dildo or done anything to my bp
I used to do it pretty much nightly and I really like the feeling, idk I just don't feel that compelled to do it
>>7907586
Yeah, but if anything, what you described is them getting scared that they won't change enough.
Are there any who get scared of the actual pubertal changes, like facial hair and stuff?
>>7907612
i mean yeah obviously not everyone is like this, but from my experience its common
>>7907582
You must be a goddamn miracle worker.
>>7907619
ALL i had to know was that you could take hormones to gain female secondary sex characteristics and i would've found a way to get them when i was like 14
>>7907612
People love to pretend women are innocent angels but they're pretty much always catty, selfish, two faced heaps of garbage.
Men are pretty bad too, but it's just laughable to say one sex is worse than the other - Human beings are shitty overall.
>>7907616
you can't even tell your room is messy from that angle!
>>7907616
>nini
It's like 4pm, what are you doing, Grace?
>>7907623
I miss doing it desu. I just don't have the libido for it anymore.
>>7907592
>it's one of the reasons I'm super glad I'm gay
boy are you in for a rude awakening if you think gay people don't make all sorts of lewd comments when talking about people they like
>>7907629
I would've had trouble getting them.
>>7907636
yeah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
IF I ever get a gosh darn bf I'm sure I'll get back into it pretty quick
>>7907591
Flinke meid
>>7907630
very true!
>>7907578
Even if I was that person, I'd just deny it if you asked. I'm just some random anon.
>>7907616
Grace looks so cuddly
>>7907631
So fucking gross, drake.
>>7907620
lol nice
>>7907638
we'll see i guess
>>7907649
That's what anyone with two brain cells would do.
>>7907639
once i set my sights on something i go after it
if i had stumbled on /mtfg/ when i was 14 i have no doubt i would've absorbed all the info on hrt that i could
Does anyone else here have daddy issues? I've never dated anyone under 40.
>>7907658
You are still scrambling to identify them.
>>7907627
they'd obviously talk about sex and stuff in the locker room
and who's body they find attractive
but its not like men only like women for sex, men have an inborn desire to be with women and actually enjoy them as humans
>>7907662
maybe
how do i know if i have them
>>7907660
I just wish I had any way to have hidden it. I had 0 privacy growing up.
>>7907662
does your dad dying when you were young count as daddy issues?
>>7907662
I most certainly do
and I want to date an older man
is it as nice as I picture it??
Sertii being an sjw is probably the most annoying thin on mtfg
Sertii being a commie is close
>>7907663
No, I'm pretty confident I know who it is.
>>7907669
>bashing yourself just to make it look legit
Typical.
>>7907667
oh i didn't have any when i was that age either
i don't have any now!
i would've just hidden it in vitamin bottles like i do now and take the "i don't know why this is happening to me!" stance when my mom started noticing changes
>>7907665
>men have an inborn desire to be with women and actually enjoy them as humans
this is not how i experienced locker room talk lol
>>7907672
Tell me.
>>7907669
uh no he let a tumor inside his hed
>>7907663
Charlotte isn't quite as intelligent as she thinks she is, but she's okay, I guess. It's just that she always likes to think she knows more than she does, or has some kind of insight that other people don't...
>>7907678
Discord: Isotera#9066
>>7907671
I like Sertii tho
>>7907676
well like that part isn't talked about lol
I just feel like sometimes men are too vilified for having higher sex drives
>>7907687
i like her too but i get the feeling she doesnt like me, same with most people ever
>>7907662
sort of
>>7907671
>Sertii being an sjw is probably the most annoying thin on mtfg
how can you even say that when there are people like burch and kayla around
>>7907680
those two things are mutually exclusive
>>7907700
no but ill probably die of cancer someday h-haha
>>7907675
My mom would have called me out on lying and searched my room or taken me to a doctor to "fix" me with testosterone.
When I told her I didn't have any interest in sex about 2 years ago, she told me that there were pills to fix that.
It's sad.
>>7907702
>no but ill probably die of cancer someday h-haha
don't like 1/3rd of all people die of cancer these days anyway?
don't worry nim, you're in good company
>>7907685
If you have to say it in private, you are not confident.
>>>/r9k/35470461
some bretty nice dicks here
maybe I should start going to /r9k/ more
>>7907700
Look, I can use a random tripcode too!
Still doesn't really prove you're different people.
>>7907709
yeah all those apply to me
what could cause that though
>>7907711
If you do, don't forget to post pics.
>>7907707
I disagree. There are plenty of reasons to be confident in something but not want to announce it.
>>7907704
my mom would've never found my hormones but would've tried to fix my "imbalance" with test
i would've just argued that i didn't want to me a "manly man" and left it at that
it wouldn't been a constant fight but my hips and nips would be growing while we were fighting :)
>>7907690
it's not really the higher sex drive tbqh, it's more the way the think about women and how they discuss their relationships with them
>>7907693
i mean, have we talked to each other? I can't dislike someone i don't know
>>7907671
honestly i'd just say something mean but it's whatever, i don't really care that someone with your views thinks about mine
i'll just go to bed desu
>>7907714
Was your dad absent or an asshole when you were a kid?
>>7907671
she's just a dumb romanian
who cares
>>7907724
bretty much
i can feel my hips growan
>>7907712
Don't need to prove that I'm someone else to satisfy an edgy retard with a fetish for drake bashing. Kill yourself. No wait, you managed to take up this much of my time, you make for a good shitposter.
>>7907704
Hire a black guy to fuck your mother in the VAGINA.
>>7907724
Her dad entered her anus as a kid.
>>7907721
>honestly i'd just say something mean but it's whatever, i don't really care that someone with your views thinks about mine
wait a minute, i thought you two were friends
>>7907709
>Ohhhh yeahhhhh it is
how do you go about this?
looking in bars? dating websites?
there are soo many things that would be great about being with an older guy..
im a bit awake when it's too early for me to be
someone end me or send kara
>>7907730
I CANT
>>7907715
a lot of them don't seem to like that though :(
at least thats what I've gleaned so far
>>7907730
What size are they at now?
>>7907671
all communist posting is very annoying
why push for a system that has been incredibly unsuccessful everywhere, when capitalism has given us the highest standards of living in human history and incredible advances in science and medicine
>>7907720
Again, my mom's a TERF. She believed that I was just a more feminine cis boy, and that there was nothing wrong with that.
I told her I wanted to stay away from my male cousins because I was tired of being lumped in as normal and sent off to listen to them talk about how hot girls were and all the things they would do. Eventually, one called a random girl he matched with on tinder and ended up fucking her at 3AM about 20 feet from me.
So yeah, take that, mix it in with all the shit people were calling me and all the feelings that I should have been a girl, and the impossiblity of it, and you end up with my first suicide attempt.
>>7907718
In this specific case, it is hard to imagine any of those reasons being germane.
NAME NAMES ALREADY
>>7907746
it's been 4 months, i haven't really measured them in a while
i had a 27 inch waist and 36 inch hips last time i measured
>>7907742
/r9k/ cannot get enough of traps and trannies, that's why there's always like 5 threads up at the same time
cheska and pizza attention whore there a lot for free (you)s
>>7907734
I dun even know anymore really
>>7907709
is it really JUST from daddy issues that I'm attracted to the idea?
like I definitely have huge issues with my father and never love and yada yada, I just didn't really think the two were necessarily connected?
it's one of those days where i just feel so defeated and depressed and aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>7907753
Cis tier, if they go up to 38 or 40 you'll make heads turn.
>>7907752
Why, to impress you?
>>7907758
These kinds of day suck.
>>7907761
>Why, to impress you?
Lmao, please never change, Charlotte.
it's bedtime but i want to be drinking hot cocoa in a comfy empty café rn
Hip growth is a maymay
>>7907759
unfortunately my shoulders are 17-18 inches so it throws it off a bit
i need as much growth as i can get, i just want to look proportional
>>7907755
well i mean, if there's trouble over in paradise, it's not the most mature thing in the world to randomly spew it in public for no reason
>>7907737
Yeah dating or hookup sites and say you're looking for older guys or filter by age when searching. I've met two already, one lives in a mansion, I sucked him off good to make sure I can stay there whenever. One is an airline pilot, I let him cum on my tits, hopefully he'll take me overseas with him. Beats dating deadbeat 26 year old 4chan NEETS for sure.
>>7907754
Of all the trips pizza has to be the worst. Literally became the embodiment of a shallow selfish whore interested in nothing but attention, being a living edgelord for the sake of "fitting in". I take solace in the fact that "she" is a mutilated abomination. I am triggered from the mere mention of this thing.
>>7907768
naw
ain't no meme giirl
>>7907768
why would estrogen change bone structure
just seems like another one of the pipe dreams you guys are obsessed with
>hrt cured my cancer and made me find a gold vein in my backyard!
>>7907780
transgirls that start before their hips bones fuse get growth
>>7907768
It can't be ;-;
>>7907778
I have yet to see an objective timeline showing proof of hip growth
>>7907780
>why would the presence of sex hormones determine bone growth
Smh drakeposter..
>>7907783
p-panic
>>7907756
Yes that is why you want to be fucked by older men. It's a well known effect.
>>7907785
hi cindy are you happi today
>>7907787
lol sorry you didn't experience it then
just because it didn't happen to you doesn't mean its impossible
>>7907784
>tfw didn't start before my hip bones fused
;~;
>>7907775
>I take solace in the fact that "she" is a mutilated abomination
um, pizza is a qt
please reconsider your opinion on this topic
>>7907785
For someone as young as you it *definitely* isn't, don't worry.
>>7907797
hey she has rib flare too but it looks okay :D
>>7907788
yeah i dont get it either
>>7907761
No. I merely want to see someone get embarrassed.
>>7907769
I think you're obsessing over little details people don't actively look for. My shoulders are 19" and my hips are 36" and when I look in the mirror I can think of ways to cheat appearances to look more feminine.
>>7907794
Yep! I'm feeling much better than yesterday, I had a nice long talk with my mom to get my emotions out and I corrected my dosage so big depression episodes should happen less
>>7907796
i thought i was too late but im getting clear pains..
>>7907797
im jelly
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>7907774
hmm how cute are you?
I don't look female, much closer to a faggy femboy with long hair
>>7907805
maybe it's just muscles that need to atrophy but my shoulders look so masculine in the mirror :(
im going to get a brace to fix my flared ribs too
it's like my top half is kind of masculine and my bottom half is feminine
>>7907800
That gives me hope to see c:
>>7907794
while you were sleeping, cindy ate a burger and there are unconfirmed reports that she has ants in her bed
>>7907807
Congrats.
I've been on hrt for almost a year and I still got nothing. ;~;
>>7907785
you're 12 hips will still grow
>>7907788
>determine bone growth
>after bone growth has ceased
I'll be nice to the downy posters, I think you mean fat storage changing which gives the illusion of larger hips, from an apple sort of shape to more pear like shape
the bones themselves do not change unless the person is still growing.
>>7907797
The only thing pizza would get from me is a violent anal rape
Yeah she's qt but such a fucking cunt
>>7907774
See at least this poster is straight foward about how they do things instead of pizza, who is an outright faggot.
>>7907817
Umm, there are no ants!
>>7907822
>the only rational anon in the thread
>>7907567
Cause ya turn into weakling freaks and it's funny
>>7907822
I am not 12 ><
>>7907820
im sure you're endowed in other areas anon
my mom is hispanic so i was genetically inclined towards larger hips
>>7907792
that kinda makes me feel weird
but I guess it sorta makes sense? idk
part of it is definitely that they're actually MEN with a man's body
and that physical masculinity combined with the confidence and strength (personality wise) seems very comforting
>>7907832
>im sure you're endowed in other areas anon
aw man, you're lucky we're at the image limit
i wanted to post a lewd face
>>7907812
i'm pretty sure i don't even look like a femboy, just a weird dude with a weird sense of style
>>7907814
A brace? Do you mean a corset? To constrict your lower rib cage to make it an hourglass shape?
>>7907837
that's not what i meant!
>>7907822
>the bones themselves do not change unless the person is still growing.
right thus hip growth
I literally don't care if an anon on 4chan believes me, think what you want
>>7907839
if i call it a corset then my mom won't get it for me silly :)
im going to a orthopedist to hopefully get a brace that both fixes my posture and crushes my lower ribs into submission
>>7907839
didnt people stop doing that in the victorian era because it was seriously bad for the body
well fuck it i guess trannies dont really care
good painless suicide methods please
>>7907849
people in the victorian era strung their corsets so tightly that it created an unnatural figure
>>7907838
I will definitely have to give this a try
idc if they see me as female or not
have the relationship lasted any length of time? or is it mostly just sexual?
>>7907849
>fuck it i guess trannies dont really care
t r u t h
>>7907827
I find your posts aggravatingly funny. Mainly enjoyable. Well I have to be honest I'm not entirely rational all the time, half the time I let my penis do the thinking for me. Watch this.
>>7907831
Fertilize the Cindy.
>>7907841
No, you did not say hip growth, you said bone growth you fucking retard. Since you can't read like a normal person I'll explain it simply:
Your body almost completely replaces its cells about every seven years, but certain factors such as the skeletal system remain constant then deteriorate past a certain age (which is why old people are so tiny).
Considering this, one might think hormonal changes will induce new bone structuring as the body replaces its cells, this is wrong however, as the DNA at a certain point in time has already determined how the bone structure of the individual would be. The ONLY way to change BONE STRUCTURE, not HIPS YOU MONGOLOID, would be to introduce hormones during a pre-pubescent or pubescent phase of ones life in order to use them as an "environmental factor" in shaping bone GROWTH (not re-structuring, since it is the first time they undergo the process of growth and permanent fixage, first relative to the total process, not actual first).
Get it?
>>7907853
Memes
>>7907848
An orthopedic brace might help fix your posture, but I seriously doubt that it would "crush your lower ribs into submission".
>>7907864
>Get it?
honestly no
>>7907868
well i mean im going to bring up that concern with the orthopedist
>>7907855
so youre just gonna crush your body a little
heres my reaction image http://i.imgur.com/T9bCUx9.png
my hips really hurt sometimes
>>7907871
once you grow you cant change bones
hormones can make it look like your bones changed but bones dont change
you can change bones while growing up with hormones
you said bones change which is why ur a tard
>>7907878
>hormones can make it look like your bones changed but bones dont change
that's all i need senpai
>>7907877
and now they started hurting again ugh
>>7907875
yep!
my ribs specifically
>>7907878
oh
yeah I guess you're right
that wasn't what I meant to say
soft pear
>>7907878
u kidding dude???
i just started hrt and a new rich bf just pulled up to my house in his ferrari
also my tits are DDs now
>>7907878
well what's in the range of "growing up"
>>7907863
>the guys there are practically in it for the masculine features
this actually sounds pretty great
wew I guess maybe I don't need to kill myself just yet
my cat keeps biting my fingers as i type
ow
ow
this piece of cute shit aaaaaaaaaaa
>>7907799
>mfw you still don't see through the ever cracking facade that is your 'waifu' even when she's making it painfully obvious
The amount of bragging she does is very masculine. C'mon, smell the roses.
>>7908004
What are you even talking about?
>>7906756
Fix eye brows, and better makeup