Cis LesGen

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First for her hand on you while she's driving.

>>7851807
lessis link me to a good homemade lesbian porn
bitte

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What are your thoughts on trans dykes?

>>7851830
you get one
One
>http://mless.com/8331D68
>>7851855
we don't take kindly to your kind 'round these parts
now git out

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>>7851807
>tfw no High school game of telephone descended into this :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHnYntZzaiQ

To whoever mentioned Ayreon a few days ago: thanks. I'm now a fan.

>>7851883
danke :3

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>>7851898
yw
new album soon
>human equation is my favorite out of everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SpclhmwvOE

>>7851883
it brought me to nothing ; _ ;

>>7851928
add 'other' after the M dummy

>>7851931
oh sorry dont know much about sites

>>7851966
you're lucky I'm nice
other posters from other boards would mock you with sick burns or image macros

Okay okay I know you don't like girls(male), but I had a kinda interesting thing happened

So my girlfriend left me and I was like fine I'm sad I need to cut my hair all off, and I told my mom during my logins call/cry fest. And she literally told me "NOOO DONT YOULL LOOK LIKE A DYKE"

I mean it's just shocking that she's fine with me being fem and looking like a girl now, but looking like a dyke is literally some other new scary level to her.

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>>7851807
>You can also be grateful for me, because apparently threads don't exist without my say so.
Thank you, master.

>>7851987
Short hair is cute. Also you really didn't have to mention the male thing; it's kind of irrelevant now you'll only get shitty replies.

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I am grateful that this thread some how still exists despite everyone frustrations from time to time. <3

Sick as fuck and want to sleep. Took two benadryl to kill two birds one stone. Waiting for it to knock me out. Feeling a little nauseated. Hope I don't puke the pills back up.

Put me out of my misery lesgen.

>>7852318
feel like I cant get warm and overheating at te same time and coughing up lung butter
lets be miserable together

>>7852338
Sounds great. I've been fantasizing about having a girlfriend. Pretty much the only escape I have right now. Wish I was at my target weight so I can buy new clothes and get the haircut I've always wanted and build muscle and be super hot all the time. T-then I'll find a girlfriend.

>>7852361
I mean I don't think you should let you current self (whatever that maybe hold you back) You can still look for a girlfriend while working towards your other goals and then she will luck out with just getting a better version of you in the end!

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Diora Baird (minor roles) came out. Probably not full lesbian as people think, but she's already a milf with fantastic breasts.

>>7851987
Haha I just went through a similar thing. I still haven't come out, but I recently got all my hair cut off. When I told my mom I was going to, her reaction was pretty much the same.

I mean, my whole life I've been overweight and was told I was "probably a dyke" because of it by my entire family. I was so scared of looking butch that I was ultra fem. But now that I'm losing weight, I've decided to adjust my style in a way that feels more "me."

I kind of wish I hasn't spent all those years acting like somebody else just because I was afraid of actually looking like anything else that a perfectly straight girl.

>>7852380
This! Don't put off everything until you hit your goal weight. Treat yourself well now, and you'll feel more confident and it will help you reach your goals.

just had an actually persistent girl message me on Tinder. she's only cute in the extremely average meh sort of way, but hey, she's actually persistent and funny. she wants to meet up tomorrow for a movie but I have midterms next week. do I go for it or no

I did it, lesgen, I passed a really important Japanese exam.
And also, thanks to the Switch launch, shops had special flash deals that offered cheap PS4s, so I treated myself to one.

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>clg

I'm being super fucking cheesy and lame with this girl, and she actually likes it, and likes me. This is amazing.

>>7852575
Congrats, anon! When do you get your results? How do you feel it went?

Did you get any games?

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>>7852643
Sometime between now and mid-April. I was really worried about passing at all though, so I'm glad I did, and don't care so much about the points scored. I think it went fine? The teachers can be a bit brutal when it comes to giving out points, though.

No, not yet, as I can't decide what to play first. I love RPGs, but I'm not sure I have the capacity to play a long game after I just beat another two long ones. I'm toying with the idea of playing Watch Dogs first, because I believe its playtime will be just right. And yeah, I know that people seem to dislike it.

>>7852649
>Watch Dogs
Don't waste your time.

I'm thinking about getting Wildlands when it comes out. It looks pretty awesome if you like open worlds and pretending to be an operator.

>>7852655
C-Can't say I disike it before I've played it.

There are a couple FPS' I'm interested in, but I've been getting a bit nauseas lately when I played them. Don't wanna ruin my first PS4 experience with headaches. Ghost Recon is usually quite nice, though.

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>>7851807
Why does it piss me off when I see her interacting with a guy I assume she likes or is her bf?
Why does her existence cause me pain?
Why do I still want to have her lesgen?

What the hell, I thought I didn't care for here at all anymore.

Why do these feelings keep coming back if I know I'll never have her? Maybe we wouldn't even get along that well, she's hot, but our likes don't seem to overlap, so why do I idealize her so much? Why do I want her to want me so bad?

I don't need this in my life right now, please help.

>>7852667
Yeah that's what I said and now I can't get a steam refund. Maybe you'll enjoy it more than me, but personally I was quite let down by pretty much everything.

Wildlands is mostly 3rd person from what I've seen. It looks like the kind of game you really need friends to play with to get the full experience and I don't have a lot of friends who play vidya any more. If you can get your friends to get into the game too you can make you're lesbian super squad.

I wish I had friends who play vidya.

By the way, anyone with a Switch and Zelda needs a gf?

Hey dumb question, but I recently realized I like girls after thinking I was ace for so long (didn't feel sexually attracted to guys). I had a dream about my teacher, and I kissed her. I Immediately woke up and my whole body was warm, like from head to toe, heart beating fast, and my groin felt tingly. Is this sexual arousal? Is it a good sign I'm sexually attracted to girls?

Sorry if I sound clueless but I don't know how sexual attraction feels, thought I was asexual

>>7852688
I'm a collectionfag anyway, so even if I dislike it I have something nice to look at.

>lesbian super squad

You think I have other lesbian friends? ;_;
Real talk though, I'm not particularly fond of multi-player games, and I'm not sure if I could find friends who were interested in playing it.
I do have regular get-togethers with my friends I met in Highschool, where we play board and video games. Unfortunately, most of the friends I've made who were into vidya were quite casual.
[nospoiler]My crush is also into vidya though and likes the same weeb shit I do.[/nospoiler]

>>7852698
Have a switch & zelda (it's fucking amazing btw) but I THINK I'm about to get a gf. If it falls through I'll give you a call bb

>>7852712
>no lesbian friends
I used to have a few lesbian friend when I worked in a nightclub but I feel like I was expected to join them because lesbian sisterhood or something retarded like that. All we did was get drunk together and go to the gay nightclub when I just wanted to hang out with my hot het friends. The only friend I played vidya with was a guy.

>>7852786
My current closest circle of friends is filled with bisexuals, so at least I'm getting closer to the gay side, r-right?

Yeah, all the friends I've ever played vidya with were guys as well. Sometimes we had the odd girl join us, when she dated one of the guys.
To this day it's still my dream to bring my own qt girl along to vidya night.

>>7852790
I don't know, anon. Bi girls may as well be het most of the time so it really it could just be imaginary progress. Maybe you'll get lucky with one of them though, so who knows?

I invited a het friend to come over and play video games with me and she just gave me a funny look and said no. We laughed it off but I have to admit I was hurt inside. Of all the girls I've known, the closest they got to playing games was stuff like Candycrush and fruit ninja. None of them wanted to talk about my rig I spent so much money building ;_;

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Why haven't you cucked a straight guy yet?
>pic related

>>7852801
They've dated girls, so at least they have experience and like to swoon about women. And I already got lucky with two of them.

I showed some of my female friends games I thought they might like, and they ended up having fun with them. You just need to force your good taste on other people, Anon.

>None of them wanted to talk about my rig I spent so much money building ;_;

Talk to me about it, nerd talk turns me on.

>>7852829
Girls can't cuck or be cucked. It's totally different for a guy knowing his gf has had sex with another woman vs a man. Same way a het girl's bf having sex with a different girl isn't the same as a straight guy's gf having sex with another man.

>>7852830
Well since I started working full time it's pretty much just a YouTube machine that takes up a huge chunk of my living room. I didn't want to push this girl because I really wanted to get close to her and thought maybe I could get her to start gymming with me, which we did a few times. She had no ass but that face was worth her weight in gold.

The rig needs an upgrade and a complete reformatting just to clear out all the junk that's accumulated on my ancient HDD. I want to swap it for an SSD but really don't want to hunt down all my Skyrim mods again.
Is a 3.30GHz CPU still acceptable in a modern gaming rig? I feel like I need to dump another $2,000 into it just to bring it up to date but seeing how little I use it these days it doesn't seem like a wise investment.

I also want a motorbike.

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awwww yiieeess

>>7852829
Ok finished reading the pic and I take this >>7852842 back.

Still not as bad as if it was a guy though.

>>7852861
>Well since I started working full time it's pretty much just a YouTube machine that takes up a huge chunk of my living room.

Seems to be a common problem. I'm not much of a PC gamer myself, also need a new graphics card, but can't justify buying one if all I play are old RTS and cRPGs on it.

>She had no ass but that face was worth her weight in gold.

That's so romantic, Anon.

Do you still play Skyrim? And are you interested in the latest AAA releases?

Motorbike sounds cool too, sort of like a dream for the future for me.

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>>7852901
I play about an hour a day between getting home, cooking dinner, gym and going to bed because that's my life now. I follow new releases but I don't buy them often. The last game I bought was My Summer Car, a Finnish drunk driving simulator.

>That's so romantic, Anon.
It sounds crude, but it's true. Flat chest, flat butt, but a face that still makes me smile. I haven't cried about being gay since I was 14 but she really made me wish I didn't feel things for girls.

The biggest reason I want a bike is because I have to drive through so much traffic every morning and evening. An hour and a half on average. With a motorbike I can lane split (it's legal here, a friend of mine is a cop and confirmed it for me) which would give me a little more free time during the day. Also it looks cool and I can give random girls rides. I heard that's a thing, so I want to see if I can try.

I have taken the liberty of creating a cozy telegram group if any of you would like to join
https://t.me/joinchat/AAAAAEH_H42CjwbZfb6HKQ
Share qt grills, tfw no gf and other such feels here

>>7852922
I've been lazy with vidya recently, an hour a good would have been an improvement many times.

>a Finnish drunk driving simulator.

I-Interesting premise.

I'm not in need of any vehicle as public transport here is great and I get a ticket by being a student anyway. Driving would be so much more expensive. That's why I'm keeping it a future ambition, for the time I have a vast disposable income. And yes, it looks cool and impresses the qts.

pls respond to my poll >>7843080

can't wait to play D and D with my other group today. Bit nervous because it's randoms and not the queer D and D group, though,

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My friend is sick, which means I'll stay in tonight, which consequently means I won't get to see my affair.
And the girl I'm interested in hasn't replied in a couple of days, despite usually being quite responsive.

Take my mind off things, lesgen.

>>7852552
Ugh I'm still in shock how much pushback I got, so many "your hair is so prettyyyy" and "you're going to regret it"s , in the end it wasn't so bad, it feels cute, the hairdresser wants to panel dye it mermaid but idk if I'm ready for hair dye yet, and working out feels a hundred times better at the least.

>>7853024
Do you know them?

I'd hate to say this but like the amount of times I've been asked to role play being a stripper or mind controlled to be with a guy during my d n d with straight people sessions is wayyyy too high

>>7851807
I am so grateful for you anons. For you too, OP. You people keep me entertained, and you rock.

>>7853092
I don't actually, it's through a D and D facebook group at my uni. All I know it's a mixed gender beginner group. Hopefully I won't have to play anything like that.

>>7852801
I need more people like you in my life. I do like videogames, yet only guys want to hang out and play. The closest thing girls wanted to try was Crash Bandicoot.

>>7852976
>a Finnish drunk driving simulator.
There's a bit more to it than that, but basically, yeah. You have to rebuild a car, engine and all, then race it for money. You have to look after your needs, food, drink, sleep, bladder, while you're working. The easiest way to keep hydrated is to drink beer, which leads to intoxication. So it's pretty easy to die because you got shit-hammered and drove your ghetto rally car into a ditch at 100km/h. Pretty fun game but I came close to putting my fist through the screen a couple of times.

Where I live driving is pretty much required and as a result we have some of the most congested roads in the country. Public transport takes longer and works out to be only a little bit cheaper than driving, so I just take my own car everywhere. At least that way i can fuck around and blast music when the traffic gets on my nerves.

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>>7853122
be aware
and beware
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/That_guy

>>7853177
Yes I will attempt to avoid magical realms, and that guys. Will report back later

>>7853177
Seriously! That list, the guy who used to do that to me was literally that guy (minus the food stuff but he was huge)

>>7853131
Next up on lesgen meetings that will never happen: lesgen meets up and plays actual good vidya. Losers receive punishment.

>>7853165
That's an approach I would like to see in more racing games. Who doesn't like getting virtually hammered?

If I had a car I'd use it to visit some of the cities nearby. Maybe even get all experimental, drive to another country, and sleep in my car for the time I'm there.

Lesgen, here's a scenario question for you:

There's a girl at your job, in your college, your classes (or whatever social group environment) that flirts with you quite heavily. When I mean by heavily, I mean she talks about you sitting on her face, calls you "sexy", cat calls you when you and her cross paths, and makes sexual jokes to you.

But the catch is that she is a landwhale. Not chubby or pudgy, a landwhale. Her body type is wide, she has small tits, and no ass (imagine a lollipop shape as you will).

The main question is: Would you still go for it knowing that a woman like her wants to fuck you?

>>7853267
Report aggressive landwhales to HR. You will only feel bad about yourself and become fat as well if you give her even an inch.

>tfw cuddled almost naked last night with my hot straight friend for like six hours straight
Jelly?

>>7853309
you didn't touch his benis, did you?

>>7853309
You're going to get your heart broken, so no.

>>7853316
>Implying
>>7853317
>She can't engage in some cuddling without falling in love
WEAK

>>7853267
Stopped reading at "landwhale."

The answer is of course no.

>>7853267
No fat chicks. I'm happy to be friends and everything, but I can't imagine being physical with someone like that. It makes my skin crawl.

>>7853193
I never played enough games to get caught up in magical realms or encounter That Guy. I somehow feel like I've missed out. That said, I did have one awesome game of Rogue Trader once and then never met any of those people again.

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>>7852649
Play doto with me already you harlot.

>>7853405
>doto
Come to the dark side, come play some leggo legends.

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>>7853428
>shitty graphics
>no depth
>teamwork not vital
>fast as fuck
>for brainlets
Nosankyu

>>7853432
>>fast as fuck
That's why it's good.
[spoiler]my pc cant handle doto[/spoiler]

>>7853436
A literal toaster can handle doto.

>>7853405
I suck at Doto and would never even admit to playing it.

>>7853439
well, mine can't

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>>7853448
I WILL PROTECT YOU

>>7853458
Have you tried lowering the graphics?

>>7853467
lowest settings and lowest resolution, can't see shit and 20fps

>>7853483
You probably need more RAM, since it makes computers faster. You can download some here http://downloadmoreram.com/

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>tfw none of the 3d aqwhores have legs as nice as shikaco's
Not hiring (good) gravure models was a mistake.

How to make a good career in being a lesbian?

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>>7851807
>tfw no qt, asian, degenerate gf

>>7853650
I'm curious, do you /lgbt/ lesbians want to MAGA or are you all stereotypically feminists?

gm cuties! do you want tea or orange juice with your eggs?

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>>7853684
>tfw forgot pic

>>7853679
I'm a centrist libertarian so neither.

>>7853684

Tea if coffee isn't an option, chere. And wear that outfit I like.

>>7853691
>that
>eggs
Is this some kind of American cuisine?

>>7853679

I found both candidates to be equally retarded for various reasons BUT I will say I'd wear a MAGA hat just to see the far left keep crying and fucking themselves over.

>>7853707
well the eggs are buried underneath the left over orange chicken I made last night, you liked it so much I thought I'd mix in the rice with it and some spinach for good measure <3

>>7853703
one coffee with a cute outfit, coming right up anon!

>>7853691
What did you do to those eggs?!

It's okay I'll trust you if you say they're good

>>7853742
see
>>7853720
and they were good! Granted, the rice from that orange chicken was definitely more prominent than the eggs, but it was still good!
pls no bully cooking is a learning process ;-;

Any Jews here? I want to make you worship my SS uniforms and make you lick my Aryan pussy

>>7853746

Just about everything goes with eggs to be honest. I like to stirfry cabbage with cumin, garlic, and soy sauce then crack an egg in the center of the pan and scramble it then mix it in. Quick, filling, cheap, and tasty. You're doing fine~

>>7853750

Your fetishes are getting awfully specific, anon.

>>7853762
Look, you don't have to tell me that I'm greedy, decadent, depraved and corrupted. I know it already.

>>7853750
JK Rowling pls

>>7853792
you made me snort my ramen
why you do this?

>>7853772

No judgement from me.

>>7853644
Be attracitve, have an attractive gf and open a youtube vlog channel together. Also own a large breed dog.

>>7853679
I don't know what MAGA refers to. I'm certainly feminist, but not of the modern variety. I got enough of femnazi's in Creative Writing class.

>>7853684
>>7853691
A mix?

The best tea in the world is lemon tea with a quater of a cup fresh pressed lemon juice added.

Especially on days with a clogged throat, wonderful for days where you are sick.

>>7853405
If you think that's me it isn't. I am surprised someone else is using Dead Dead Demon's Dededededestruction reaction images here.

>>7853823
Oh, I'm also surprised.

Know this to be true:
Women > everything else

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>>7853807
I thought by now everyone on earth knew that MAGA stood for Make America Great Again.

/pol/, back to your kennel

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>>7853964
reminds me alot of my father
>doofus who can't stop running his mouth
>but his heart is in the right place
I might even vote for him next go around, given he actually gets anything done

>>7853964
First time I heard that though, but I ain't 'Murican so maybe that's why.

>>7853949
>Women
Can you break this part of your equation down further and rank within "women", e.g. by orientation and sex.

>>7853810
can do! I've actually got a couple lemon teas sitting around that I drink when I'm feeling under the weather.
but! I definitely recommend mixing English breakfast with a few squirts of lemon juice, that's the everyday, working woman's tea

>>7853762
that sounds super yummy anon, I'll have to try it sometime~
thanks anon!

>>7853772
I'm not Jewish but can I volunteer?

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>>7854001
He already did what I really wanted desu. No more American funding for "moderate rebels" in Syria (*cough* al qaeda *cough*). Time to team up with Svetlana and kick Khadija right in her dune-coon ass.

>>7853644
Be tall, skinny and androgynous and get a job as a supermodel

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So I realized I've cried over this qt I'm in love with 27 times so far.

What can I do to end this eternal suffering? Seppuku is not an option.

>>7854056
Not her but it's obviously

Cute cis gay girls>cute cis bi girls>cute passing trans gay/bi girls>preop cute passing trans gay/bi girls>confused straight/bi femboys on estrogen that look like girls>men/unpassing transgirls/landwhales

>>7854056
Gold star Lesbian femme females > goldstar lesbian non femme females> attractive Hetshit female aware of Lesbian supremacy > Bishit = non-gold lesbian > Hetshit female > shit > Matt

>>7854227
Naw, you are one dumb dude.

>>7854268
>gold star
>femmes

I have some bad news for you....

>>7854227
You can't include men, since we already know everyone else but women < women.

>>7854275
I've met a few. They truly are the pinnacle of life. It must kill their orbiters (they had some really awful orbiters).

>>7853888
Especially since the only reason I made that crop was because it has a reference to a local myth.

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Do lesbian size queens exist?

>>7854643
I won't go below an A. And her ass has to have its own gravitational pull.

>>7854706
>missing out on dfc

>>7854739
I'm a 32B and I already feel flat-chested, I can't imagine what "below an A" would be.

>>7854739
If you like hugging walls instead of breasts bouncing on your face. You do you.

>>7854767
they're more sensitive most of the time. very easy to make em squirm <3

>>7854620
Tell me about it, nerd.

>>7854959
I'm guessing the author got the name from FF though.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogopogo

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If women are so great, why have men been dominating women throughout history?

>>7855079
>>7855079
Your lack of knowledge about human biology and psychology is showing, anon.

>>7855094
how so?

>tfw eating breakfast food for the second meal of the day
am I a degenerate guys?

>>7855144
As in actual food or a bowl of cereal?

>>7855152
are pancakes actual food?

>>7855094
Ignore the beta male orbiter. There's always at least one triggered by the truth.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBeF3ezb3j4

I wanna share this Xfactor performer I'm crushing on. A bit.

>Half Danish/Thai.
>Named Chili.
>Long black dress, totally peel-able
>Powerful vocals.

I want her to spice me up.
>Tfw, you're not the one she's singing about.

>>7852683
plz respond

which console is the most lesbian, ladies?

>>7855001
>canadian folklore
Why are you guys so lame.

>>7855384
Consoles are for trannies.

>>7855393
T-that's part of our charm.
Lame Moe.

>>7855397
no, desktops are for agps, mobiles are for hstses

Do musicians make the cutest girls? Are the girls form Girlpool the cutest girls?

>you lived to see this general become trannies LARPing with eachother
why

>finally get a match on Tinder
>puss out and exit program

>>7855439
Go away Matt.

>>7855504
>cute girl messages me on okc
>delete profile and never look back

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>>7855500
Actually, they were always here.

Cismen like myself have always been here too.

That's the way it goes with an anonymous imageboard.

We lurk, we shitpost, we pretend to be like you, and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>7855525
haha ebin /bb/roxDD

You know what I miss, ladies? When /soc/ had those '100 challenges' where girls tried to count to 100 while masturbating. The goal was to make it to 100 before finishing.

>their voices getting more breathy as they go
>the ones who threw the counting out the window when they got close
>the ones who came unexpectedly while saying a number

That's that shit I like. No idea if they still have those threads.

>>7855522
stop deadnaming me

>>7855649
>deadnaming
the benefits of living in a small town means I'm sheltered from alot of internet culture and general weirdos spilling into the real world

I saw a brony for the first time last year

>>7855678
my first brony encounter:
>leafleting for gj in the presidential election
>approach house
>printoff of a couple of ponies in the window
>grin at internet inside joke while walking away
>never actually saw the brony him/herself

>>7855713
I refused to believe they were real for the longest time
Some elaborate troll by the infamous hackerman 4chan
they're not real
lalalalalalalalalala

>>7855644
check out r/gonewildaudio on reddit and search for it.

>>7855760
still never seen one face to face, but there's plenty of pics online from irl meetups.

>>7855649
Stop pretending to be a girl

>>7855792
never

>>7855776
Definitely this. So hot.
I've done it once and failed horribly.

eating ramen again because I'm too lazy to cook
I feel gross

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What do you guys think of Cara?

>>7856077
The poster or the model?

>>7855760
I used to think the same then I decided to attend a small science fiction and fantasy convention that was happening near me. I'd never been to one and I wanted to check it out. I ended up meeting one of the screenwriters for GoT without realising it. Actually had a full conversation with her, then went home and found out she won a Grammy. Anyway, whole there I met my first brony, some actual autistics and then saw a furry in full costume on my way home. He was standing by the side of the road warning people about a speed camera ahead.

The stories are real.

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>>7856084
the model

>>7856093
>He was standing by the side of the road warning people about a speed camera ahead.
huh

surprisingly based for a furfag

>>7856093
>whole there I met...
autocorrect strikes again

>the stories are real
not if I don't believe them
my head is firmly in the sand and I wont come out
you can't make me

>>7856084
good question
>>7855182
they count, especially if you put bananas in them, bananas=fruit
>>7853365
that sounds like a good thing to avoid magical realms and that guy's.
Also I'm >>7853193
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
the group was mostly girls, one boyfriend, and the dm were dudes, but there was no magical realm stuff, and everyone was really co-operative and fun to play with :)

>>7856124
People put up signs when they see speed cameras all the time here, but this was the first time I'd seen a furry doing it.

What did you play, anon?

>>7853267
Can you post an example of how her body looks? I'm pretty forgiving when it comes to body type.

>>7856077
Not much. She's a rich kid that's constantly going through an identity crisis.

Wouldn't mind fucking her brains out, but I would never be interested in anything serious, I don't think.

>>7856198
Putting $10 on elf ranger.

>>7856216
I'm going to say wizard.

>>7856198
>>7856216
>>7856310
we actually picked from presets so there wasn't a ton of selection.
I ended up as a tiefling warlock.
Not bad, good intimidation skills and the eldritch blast cantrip was good

>>7856316
>tfw you clean forgot about 4e and 5e

>>7856316
>Warlock
Close enough. Do you play anything other than D&D?

>>7856325
what do you play 3.5? it's good too
>>7856353
as of yet, I've only played D&D and pathfinder (but that was on roll 20 not in person).

>>7856379
formerly 3.5, now pf.

>>7856414
nice! solid system

>>7856379
I only got the into 40K role-playing games, so I've never played D&D or PF, but I wouldn't mind trying. Is Roll20 a good place to look for games?

>>7856421
>tfw you haven't come out to your group about it yet but secretly you've stopped caring about the system at all and just like the setting and the roleplay

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>>7856433
I only like the fluff for 40k
>them models are fucking expensive and I suck at painting

>>7856433
Roll 20 I believe has a section for that, though it's more for playing with a group that's already formed.
Also /tg/ sometimes has find a group threads, and they're not half bad.
>>7856449
>>7856477
eh at least you have some sort of investment in it

I think my ovary just farted. Anyone else recognize the sensation?

>>7856513
roleplay and fluff are great!

>>7852683
Love is a curse, anon

>>7856477
which parts of the fluff?

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>>7856540
I've only read a few books of Horus' tantrum, currently waiting on my set of The Beast to show up in the mail
pretty much any writefaggotry from /tg/ I find on 14dchan
I'm afraid to read the Sisters of Battle books, everyone always says they're getting the shaft
>I don't want to see my lesbian space nun waifus get wrecked

>>7856577
>14dchan
goddamnit
why do I never proofread my posts

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So is Kristen Stewart and Annie Clark over? Stella Maxwell most definitely is not a long-term lover.

>>7856577
fuck off tranner

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>>7856629

>>7856577
>don't care about any of the human factions
>just like reading about nids
what's wrong with me?

>>7856676
it was the orks that hooked me initially
>a species of sentient bipedal fungus so dumb they can warp reality with the power of mass stupid

as long as you don't like the Tau, we can be friends

am i ever gonna find a girl that likes me and all my guns?

>>7856736
>>>/lgbt/mtfg/

>>7856774
>>7856736
can confirm. you're going to have to be willing to stick 'em up my butt though

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Do you find your ovulation can be worse than your period in some respects? At least I know I'm gonna leak with me period. My fucking ovulation take me by surprise.

>>7856783
assplay is so gross
I really don't understand the appeal
poo comes from there

am I just a prude?

>>7852563
go for it anon! if nothing else, you might get a good friend

>>7856810
it's not like trannies have many other options, unless they've got 20k to shill out for surgery

>>7856819
even that leaves a lot to be desired. there are some things money can't buy.

>>7853267
desu fat girls can still be qts.

more likely to be crazy though, especially if she's pursuing you at work.

>>7856819
20k on a glorified open wound
jesus, no wonder so many kill themselves

>>7856829
yeah, true
it's like... you can get a pseudo vagina that might look okay and work almost decently for 20k
or you can sit around with the wrong set

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if i didnt have a vagina i would kill myself too

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>>7856837
Females only, you disgusting male freak.

>>7853267
>fat
No
Nope
Never not in a million years

>>7856834
yeah. imo a lot would be better off accepting their male gear even if they don't want to use it.

>>7856838
that hand...

>>7856841
do you have that one in color? it's amazing.

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>>7856849
Shut up about Matt. I come here to talk about real women. Not fake women.

>>7856834
at least the top notch ones can look okay-ish
but yeah it's kind of a bag of shit

>>7856860
>blaming me for replying to the cis poster

>>7856861
Remember when they found it those things started breeding unidentified bacteria? KEK no fucking wetness. Just an inverted ballsack. Anyways. Stop discussing those pathetic fags.

>>7856861
>look
but sensation?

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I'm so lonely and high.
Hold me, /lesgen/

>>7856897
Puff in hell!

>>7856887
i wouldn't know?
i know a few transgirls with SRS and they're happy with the results. but for the first month or two it hurts a ton and you have to stick things in 3 times a day
probably doesn't compare to a real one though

>>7856915
can't imagine it would even come close
nerves and such are WAY different

>>7856849
I don't really see a point in not getting surgery, it's either don't get surgery and definitely never have sex, or get surgery and maybe have sex someday, while also being a lot safer and shutting down a lot of awkward situations that might otherwise arise.

>>7856925
>>7856915
stop fucking posting here. We don't care about your inverted ballsack.

Everyone that brings up this shit is a tranner.

>>7856922
this. some mtfs might be happy with it but that doesn't mean it compares.

>>7856925
>don't get surgery and definitely never have sex,
what if it's not absolutely impossible to manage your dysphoria enough to get off without the surgery? teasing it with a vibe like a clit, not playing with it like a dick.

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>>7856941
this is what you're doing
>and you're awesome

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>>7856950
>man trying to have lesbian sex
I'm going to laugh and vomit all at once

>>7856950
it varies
i'm okay-ish with it since SRS doesn't seem very good and is out of my reach atm
but for some people it's so bad they don't even want to look at it

>>7856872
>KEK no fucking wetness.
can't they use the moist part of the penis for that?

>fags
>admitting we're gay for liking women
>admitting we're lesbians
>admitting we're female

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>>7856981
Naw I use the term fag because the mtt I work with has the faggiest voice. Like he's trying his hardest to sound female but he just sounds like a faggy dude, ya know? They all have that.

>>7856950
But then I feel like sex becomes all about the trans thing in a weird way, and it reminds me of "how trans women have sex", like I know a lot of them use Hitachis like that. I'd rather just move on from the whole thing and reach an approximation of "normal", even if it's not ideal.

>>7856989
i've voice chatted with one or two who sounded really nice actually
but yeah a lot of them have that lisp

>>7856992
heavy hormone therapy and expensive, invasive, surgery in some vain attempt to
>reach an approximation of "normal"

again, it is no wonder so many kill themselves

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>>7857000
Every single anon that doesn't outright hate them is one of them. Remember that. They try to use the female thread to talk to each other about their scrotum.

>>7856959
inaccurate. those creatures get to have pussies...

>>7856968
or with a guy.

>>7857032
It's Slaanesh. They'll have whatever you want, baby.

>>7857000
>but yeah a lot of them have that lisp
is it physical or learned? sadder if it's from male upbringing but can't be got rid of.

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>>7857032
being made entirely out of murderfuck and all
it was the only picture I could find where a soroitas wasn't on the receiving end

>>7856959
>>7857044
What is this nerdy shit

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>>7857048
Warhammer 40k
it's pretty decent scifi with a splash of fantasy
>the reverse actually, but that'll take too long to explain

basically, in the far future humanity is awesome
but some shit had daddy issues and fucked everything up
now everything sucks and everyone is going to die horribly
if they're lucky, it might even be quick

>>7857040
by lisp i mean, like, the 'high pitched guy voice' thing that gays have. like, most of them sounds girlish but there's often a trace of that left
though i've heard a few really good girlvoices

>>7857005
>>7857010
>>7857024
more sexy gifs please

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>>7857070
Too bad they can't do a good impression of a uterus - or you know, an actual woman.

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>>7857116
>Too bad they can't do a good impression of a uterus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnJ9k_Im_5w

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Anon. why are you posting all these pics of something I will never have?

>>7857144
>not enjoying it anyway
get on my level

>>7857155
this
tfw started seeing myself as completely female during a bipolar fit a month or two ago and have never looked back

>>7857155
cuck

>>7857164
>bipolar and gid cancel each other out

>>7857166
can't be cucked of what i never had.

>>7857178
i still get dysphoria but i'm not stuck up on "trannies are men" like a lot of others are

>>7851807
masc4masc girls ?

>>7856976
Of all the pics posted i like this one best.

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>>7857144
I post it to cleanse the tranners. At least until bump limit I can't have that shit on the front page. It also helps ground me in reality. Because those dudes are sitting along with their 5'oclock shadow, their awful knotted mange they call hair, their enormous hands, enormous feet, their adam's apples and their disgusting visage - I try to cleanse that truth from my mind with the truth that women are superior to those freaks.

We're being raided by them btw. Use the filters. Words like "dysphoria" and shit are on there. Makes it easy to ignore them while they have their brotalk.

>>7857219
>their awful knotted mange they call hair
>not shaving completely and wearing a wig

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>>7857219
B-but, I never grew facial hair... And people seem to like my hair.... And my hands and feet are small, and I don't have a visible Adam's apple.....

>inb4 i still don't have a womb

I think I accidentally flirted with someone so hard that they developed a crush with me within the hour.
what do guys? she's not really my type at all and actually has a gf (I stopped flirting wherever I found out she has a gf)

>>7857252
still don't have a womb

>>7857219
i shave every day so i look smooth af
idk how good my hair is though

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>>7857259
Why were you flirting with her then?

>>7857289
>tfw the tsa clock you

>>7857305
Do you not tuck? I've never had a problem with those machines.

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https://files.catbox.moe/5v157q.webm

I got drunk last weekend, and told everyone in my local lesbian bar that I'm autistic. Oh god why. There isn't a way to fix this, right?
>tfw eternal virgin

I wish fellow lesbians would talk to me ;___;
I haven't had contact with other girls other than the extremely straight kind
I mean it's not that I dislike straight girls but the majority of them revolve their lives around men whenever they are seen
What makes things worse is that I currently live in the middle east until I'm done with uni which is in 2 years so I'm feeling extremely lonely
I only seem to make male friends and thankfully the majority see me as a fellow man and thus don't hit on me

Anyone on right now? Mixed a couple drugs to help with my virus but they're making me low key freak out.

>>7857493
What virus?

>>7857499
Don't know. The virus that gives you a cough, extreme sinus pressure and pain, earache, headache, fever, all that good shit. I took a Benadryl and did some Flonase in the hope I would rest. I don't think they're playing together well, as I'm both extremely disoriented and wide awake.

>tfw you're so autistic that not even other autistic 4channers want to be friends with you

I have reached a new level of autismo, ladies and trannies.

>>7857456
Get out of the middle east, silly anon. All the out lesbos are in America or Europe. Go there to get a gf.

>>7857588
I'll be your friend anon.
How autistic are you?

>>7857600
I would but I need to finish uni like I said
a-anyone wanna be friends with a future accountant jew? h-haha
>>7857588
same feels

>>7857639
Only if you lick my boots and polish my SS uniform

>>7857660
>tfw no Aryan gf to lovingly dominate me for being a brunette with inferior genetics

>>7857669
>not part of the blonde and blue eyed master race
That means you're part of the slaves. Will you willing submit to your fate and destiny or do I have to make you?

>>7857671
You'll have to make me submit, anon. Please don't be gentle~

>>7857675
For once I wanted a quiet Saturday and a slave to serve me. Bring me wine and make me food. Also to eat my pussy. But apparently there's no rest for the wicked and duty never sleeps.

>>7857676
I'm very sorry for being so inconvenient. You'll just have to punish me all the harder.

>>7857681
I have already accepted my role but you do realize that this kind of rebellion equals actual pain?

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>>7857684
Oh gosh. You'll probably make me scream anon.

>>7857690
Of course. And you'll pray and beg for more pain.

why is lesgen you horny all the time, we can't all be ovulating constantly, I'm pretty sure that's not how it works

>>7857696
Probably because we're not getting laid

>>7857696
>implying /lesgen isn't full of degenerate and sexually frustrated faggots

>>7852801
I'm interested in your rig, can you share a pic please?

>>7857660
I lowkey kinda have a foot fetish...

>>7857728
As you should be, my dear.

>>7856528
agreed.
I used to LARP a long time ago, so I love the roleplay portion of things

What is the most degenerate lesbian thing you've ever done?
>stealing used panties for me

>>7856596
Looks like a hotter, more mature version of Cara.
Also I need to know the secrets of styling my hair like that.

>>7857771
Handholding in the school bathroom.
And by handholding I mean fingering.

New thread, when.

>>7857885
New thread with recent news please

>>7857771
I stole panties when I was about 13 but they were clean. Felt guilty and pretty dirty about it later.

>>7857885
We're not on page 10 yet. Patience, princess.

So, I have a theory that my mum might be a closeted lesbian or atleast bisexual.

A few things have been said and come up occasionally when we talk about LGBT stuff, I have been out as bisexual since I was 14 and she gave me the whole "I don't care who you love" talk after I was caught kissing girls in primary school.
Lately, in the past year or so. My mum has been saying stuff like, I know quite a few lesbian friends and even wanting to come with me to meet some other LGBT and les people. At first I was joking saying, "Sure no problem, but you probably won't like getting hit on".

There has been a few more signs that I am picking up on.
When I was trying to pick something to watch on her Netflix account, I noticed she was watching orange is the new black the four face liar and other lesbian related shows on there.

Now recently, I saw a picture of my mum when she was 18, and she had a lesbian 80's haircut, short, spiky and with the tips dyed blonde and also found out there was a falling out between some of her friends when she was young because of "issues".

tldr; think my mum is Les, story.

>>7857771
Touched up an older girl in the pool when I was 10.

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>tfw no autisitc gf to spill spaghetti with

>>7857941
>a fucking thumbnail

Reminder that letting women molest you is to serve lesbian goddesses

>>7857968
>implying women want to molest me in the first place

>>7857983
>/lesgen MILF's will molest all the girls
But I'd like to molest you, anon

>>7857987
Doubtful. I'm not molestation material.

>>7858000
That's what they all think before a dominating lesbian gropes their butt and takes them against their will.