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/fit/ edition

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• why are you reading this
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

previous >>7775906
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>>7777168
I heard!
good luck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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can you be natty on hrt?
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>>7777163
not gonna say because one of them might realise who i am
things are easier this way
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>>7777173
Idk but I wanna try
Also my abs hurt :(
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>tfw no sweaty post workout gf
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HOW DO I MAKE MY TINY ROOSTER EYES LOOK BIGGER???
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>>7777173
Technically not, depending on what definition you wanna go by
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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/high-quality-sexy-lady-Padded-Seamless-Panties-Push-Up-woman-comfortable-Underwear-female-Buttocks-lift-Briefs/32649314593.html

Push up panties.

Get them.
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"You're a big man with tiny eyes. That's a creepy combo."
"What's wrong with my eyes?
"Nothing. It's just they're not a man's eyes. They're more of a cockerel's eyes embedded in a man's face."
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>>7777183

lashes/mascara/eyeshadow/eyeliner

for eyeshadow start with a light base all over the eye, then put something darker in the crease and blend it out. dot something dark near your lower lash line

cmon now

>>7777188
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/high-quality-sexy-lady-Padded-Seamless-Panties-Push-Up-woman-comfortable-Underwear-female-Buttocks-lift-Briefs/32649314593.html

they're nice to have if you never workout but having an actual butt is nice too
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>>7777191
poor howard
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>>7777188
>tfw big but square butt
do clothes with hip padding exist?
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>>7777197
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/FREE-SHIPPING-2014-hot-sale-seamless-Bottoms-Up-underwear-bottom-hip-pad-panty-buttock-up-panty/2052463230.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10000073_10068_10501_10000077_10000074_10503_119_10000030_10000026_10000023_431_10000069_10000068_10060_10062_10056_10055_10000062_10054_10000063_301_10059_10099_10000020_10000013_10103_10102_10000016_10096_10000056_10000059_10052_10053_10107_10050_10051_10106_10000097_10000094_10000091_10000007_10000050_10084_10000101_10083_10000100_10080_10000047_10000104_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10000089_10000086_10000083_10000041_10000044_10000080_10078_10079_10000038_10073_10000035_10070_10122_10123_10121_10126_10124-10503_10501,searchweb201603_7,afswitch_1,ppcSwitch_5,single_sort_1_default&btsid=ba3d8b65-05ce-4965-a3f2-03d1bb2fb178&algo_expid=037656e9-6511-41d8-8bca-187342469553-0&algo_pvid=037656e9-6511-41d8-8bca-187342469553

Yup. Hope you like boyshorts.
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>>7777197
how is a butt square?
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>>7777201
i do actually, yay
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>>7777203
narrow hips
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Tfw I don't have any masculine features anymore on my face
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>>7777207
Something you have
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How many anons here are actually trips in disguise...

>>7777188
>>7777201
No anon gives this type of free advice/resouce
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>>7777207
how does that make the butt square?
i cant imagine it
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>>7777210
they are kind of narrow but my butt has always been big, and luckily not square

>>7777214
idk either, i have a mental image of a perfectly square butt and i dont think thats even possible
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>>7777214
basically me
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>>7777217
So you're fat?
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>>7777219
do trannies really get guy asses like that?
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>>7777220
no, i weight 57kg
but ive always had a big round butt
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>>7777222
>57kg
How tall are you?
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>>7777221
Hormones usually fixes the general shape, but hips are usually fixed by bone structure.
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>>7777221
lel thats a cis woman, i cropped it
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>>7777223
5'7"
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>>7777229
Ah alright, I was thinking that's too skinny to have a big butt, but I guess at your height that's possible.
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>>7777229
Pics?
Hrt?
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>>7777229
let's see let's see let's see
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>>7777236
So you can fap?
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>>7777191
>>7777183
Your eyes are fine
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>>7777234
nah, for some reason my butt is the only place fat goes

>>7777235
>pics
no
>hrt
1 month

>>7777236
tempting, but i'm afraid i'm going to have to refuse, sorry
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>>7777238
DRAKE IS A GOOD BOY

HE DIN DO NUFFIN WRONG!
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>>7777236
how tall are you?
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>>7777238
im not feeling particularly horny
its like 5 am

>>7777241
fucking ruined
my immersion is broken

>>7777243
im 6 foot 1 and tons of fun

maybe 6'2 since i havent measured in months
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i'm gay
really fuckin gay

also i hope you are all having an okay day or night
and the people that aren't, i hope that it gets better for you soon <3
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>>7777248
im gay plus also im trans
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>>7777247
i'm sorry, want me to restart the simulation?
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>>7777247
do you think you will still grow? I'm 19 and I stopped growing like 2 years ago
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>>7777247
>fucking ruined
Come now, don't you have enough tranny eye candy as it is?
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>>7777247
>6'1
Manlet confirmed
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>>7777254
probably
your body and dick size usually keep growing well into your 20s
but everybodys different

>>7777251
yes
i want to reset until i get the good ending where you show butt
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>>7777258
>your body and dick size
is dick not included in the body?
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>>7777258
did you get the pre-order bonus from gamestop? and do you have the season pass?
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>>7777259
To be fair, a dick does have a mind of its own.
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>>7777250
same let's go do that together
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>>7777255
Drake has got to fap to them all
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>>7777263
nice
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>>7777264
:(

All of them?

...
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>>7777259
well its a specific appendage that grows different from your body

but in my case yes i happen to have my dick locked in a glass container above by bedstead for whenever i want to use it

>>7777255
i guess you could argue that but..
i dunno
theyre just bitches anon

theyre not special

>>7777260
no but i did the easteregg 'make vanessa laugh a lot the day prior' so i thought i wouldve unlocked this route pretty easily

but im being scammed
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>>7777268
>they're not special
Drake, why do you hurt me so? do you really think I'm just an anon? Just a bitch? Your words wound me.
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>>7777268
ok look, theres this guy, he's called anon, he knows all about this stuff, he knows every secret and has every unlockable, you speak to him, and you can get all you want ;)
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>>7777266
Rare photo of drake when he sees a trip pic
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>>7777258
maybe it's because my puberty started kinda early. it's not bad tho. I feel ok with being 5'6.
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>>7777268
>dick cut off
>not trans
wew lass
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>>7777274
Nah it's a cyber penis. He can re-attach it at will.
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>>7777273
>5'6
y-youre a girl right dude?

>>7777270
what do you mean my dude?
i dont think i have your nudes
unless youre a trip anon talking to me

>>7777271
since i entertained you and just let you roleplay your game mechanics does that mean i finally get to see the butt
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>>7777278
okie
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>>7777278
>saving people's pics
Disgusting
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Honest opinions, do I have a chance? 19 btw.
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https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc
drakeposter how do you feel about this song
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>>7777278
Well now, lets see what trip I'd be. Fancy phraseology, pretentious aspirations, snark and sarcasm...

Have a few guesses fuqboi
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>>7777284
Pretentious and snarky is like half the trips here.
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>>7777284
that is basically me all over
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>>7777177
>Elanna getting fit and cutting her hair short
You're going to be the hottest dykefu
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>>7777290
>>7777288
If he doesn't get it in the first round of responses I'll add to the clues.
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lazur squirrel
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>>7777295
lazur girl
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>>7777278
well I'm not a girl yet. I also have pale af skin.
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>>7777284
that really is a lot of trips here
like maybe lizzy
but aspirations maybe moap, but i dont have moaps nudes yet

although moap is the only person i can think with actual life aspirations who types with a dialect like yours

>>7777280
i hate to tell you mate but most guys usually end up having a nude folder
theyre kinda like trophy rooms

>>7777279
is that really her?
thats pretty thicccccc
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elann
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>>7777302
thank you :3
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>>7777302
>who types with a dialect like yours
Well, now I'm legitimately insulted! One would think you'd remember my particular style!

Lets see... other clues...

A focus on punctuation, and autistic inability to tell when you're serious from when you are not, a predisposition for ellipses, and rarely seems to be around, what with me anon posting and all...
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>>7777305
oh im a fucking retard

youre chelsea
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>>7777302
Let me guess, you fap to trip pics while waiting for your mom to call you downstairs for a meal?
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>>7777305
yeah hi
this is basically me
i mean, you had me at autistic
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>>7777311
...

I do not have the words to express my disappointment at being so forgettable. You're wrong, and I'm sad now.
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>>7777316
wait youre not chelsea?
woah hold on im a fucking
iq genius okay?

just give me another hint

youre probably not revy right?

>>7777312
trips arent really attractive as cis women
so arent very good to fap to
and my kitchens not downstairs
and my dad makes dinner

so you got 0% right dear anon

>>7777304
oh is that really you?
im glad i got the good ending
nice butt too
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I feel like a high maintenance bitch. Where did everything go so right?
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>>7777323
it's ok to be a transbian
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You're all failed males, you'll never be a woman but got can still be a superior alpha man like me. Get off your estrogen, start taking Testosterone to offset your confusions of being a girl. Beat your illness, don't submit to it. Trans people who start HRT are 60% likely to kill themselves, it's statistics look it up. I'm giving you a choice, become a man and do something great with your life or keep going along the trail you're on and accomplish nothing but becoming the 61st percent. Pic related is myself, this is what a man looks like. Do you want to fuck me? I didn't think so. You know who does want to fuck me? Women. Those pretty things. And if you become a man again you'll get to fuck women too, no dysphoria is worth not eating pussy over dude. Consider it. Educate your mind, don't estrogate your body.
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>>7777322
thanks, i was too scared to post it, i thought you were going to trick e and mock me or something
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>>7777322
>revy right?
I don't even know who that is...

Uh... What other hints can I give without giving it away...

We banter a fair bit when we're both around, though that's true of everyone... I try to set up a rivalry between you and Cartman, I have 2 trips with the same name but in a different sentence?

That one's giving it away, really...
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>>7777326
No its not. Having a man wine and dine me while slipping me his dick is much much much better than being a filthy transbian.
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>>7777322
>being and adult and still living with your parent(s).
What a loser
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>>7777334
its bad to be homophobic
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>>7777323
wish I had cis hips and shoulders too :(
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>>7777334
>hating on people for their sexuality
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I wish my girlcock was bigger...
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What are your thoughts on male virgins?
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>>7777336
I can't shake the fact a transbian is just a dude who thought transition would make it easier to talk to women.
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>>7777341
I wish it was inside me
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>>7777343
do you actually think that's why they transition
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>>7777343
Good thing it's an opinion, and not a fact, eh?
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>>7777329
Take Testosterone at night and raise estrogen levels in the morning, you can be bi gender called ladyboy and shemale or futanari. I don't know if men are either transgender or something greater but I can't afford to order HRT for a few years anyways so it's not even particularly like I said. Reddit has been a long time friend to me in my transition.
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>>7777346
Well first off to me its creepy af for a guy to claim he is a girl while trying to hook up with girls. Like its just icky
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>>7777335
im 19 angie lol
im already accepted into col state and going in fall
?

>>7777332
ahhh oh my fuck
i specifically remember a trip trying to make me and cartman fight
god damnit who was it

but it was just a regular trip wasnt it? nobody i had a relationship or gotten nudes from

this isnt fair at all...

>>7777330
really? what for?
looks like a regular girl butt
i think any guy would be happy with it
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>>7777349
do you think transbians aren't women but straight mtfs are
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>>7777349
Good thing it doesn't happen. Kayla you always find new ways to make yourself less likeable, it's a skill to be sure.
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>>7777343
i just want to be with a woman as an equal
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>>7777352
>nobody i had a relationship
True...
>or gotten nudes from
Am I misremembering? Surely I did... maybe I'm wrong, and should correct this for being mean to you...
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>>7777343
No Kayla, you are attacking anyone here who doesn't sleep with men

>>7777352
That's still pretty bad. Once you're 18/out of highschool, you should be on your own/have roommates.
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>>7777352
idk i just get scared, plus i usually only post that stuff if i'm drunk or having a mental breakdown
i dont exactly have the best self esteem
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>>7777353
If it helps i think cis lesbians are gross too

>>7777355
Yeah but you aren't, none of us are
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>>7777329
https://www.raspberrypi.org/blog/movember-two-days-to-go/

Lol
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>>7777361
And why are they gross?
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>>7777356
youre not being mean i just woke up like an hour ago and cant for the life of me remember you

how long have you known me for?

>>7777359
lol
youre so autistic angie

>>7777360
if it makes you feel any better youre in really equal company

almost everyone here thinks theyre a 1/10 hunn who doesnt pass
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>>7777349
But how can you tell what a person's motivations for transitioning are?

I dunno, but your whole analisys about oeople wanting to transition for sex seems like a slippery slope that wull reveal what your reasons for transitioning are.

I don't know Kayla, you seem a bit too judgy.
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>Majority of trans people are bisexuals
"Straight" trans girls still unironically believe the same thing about transbians that Chris Chan does.

Straight trannies are the odd ones out, maybe they're just gay men trying to hook up with chasers to make finding guys easier?

Makes more sense than trying to get women by reducing your selection to only lesbians who are also into trannies.
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>>7777367
I've been around here a few months, so unless you were around before ... what, September? August? the whole time you've been here otherwise
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>>7777367
Nice rebuttal.
We come from two different worlds. I'm sorry that you're dad is soft on you. Let me guess, you don't even pay rent do you?
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>>7777367
yeah that does seem to be a reoccurring theme here, probably cause we all want to have girl bodies and stuff
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>>7777365
Kayla has a Susan's tier idea of what being a woman means. She dresses like her grandmother and think if you don't act like a 1950s stereotype and aren't only interested in men then you're less of a woman than she is.
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>>7777376
I got that a lot from the girl's Edie is friends with who have the same mentality.
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>>7777365
Because women shouldn't mack on other women. Its just gross i dunno how else to say it.

>>7777368
I'm transitioning because id rather die then to live like a guy
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>>7777379
why do you hate lesbians
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>>7777379
That's not a good reason.
If you are going to be against something, please have an actual reason.

Do you feel the same way about gay men?
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>>7777370
god and ive seen your nudes?
but ive named like everyone like you
this is almost embarrassing

i cant think of anyone else who has actual life aspirations..
like uhmmmmm
like Ember?

>>7777369
kayla also believes the same thing chris chan does sounds like

>>7777375
whats weird is that this place actually does have quite a few passing ones
but 90% of the time they dont even realize is
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>>7777384
>ive seen your nudes?
I could be wrong. Actually it's likely I'm wrong. I'm sorry. I'll talk to you later with my trip on...
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>>7777384
Tfw I'm a passing one
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>>7777385
nnnnooooo dont leave
just tell me who you are
i wont be upset if you forgot a thing or two
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Reminder Kayla is dating an ugly self admitted chaser with a gross soul patch.

Pay her ideas of what a woman should be no heed, because a woman should have standards.
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>>7777381
I don't hate them i just think they act like pervert men and its icky

>>7777383
>Do you feel the same way about gay men?
No because men aren't objectified like women are
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im looking girlier everyday desu

i think i might have a disease
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>>7777387
Nah... you'll know it later. Chances are I'm just thinking you saw them 'cause I posted them here in an unsee...
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>>7777389
Everyone has different standards of how a woman should look and act
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Sup fags ?
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tfw you blow money on a normie game just so you can look cute
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>>7777390
kayla your not really smart enough to have opinions on things
dont post them
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>>7777392
oh shit i wasnt really thinking about unsees
hmmmmmmmmm
sounds a bit like sass but i dont think so

please tell me ;___;
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>>7777390
Then you're being a hypocrite
Your opinion has been discarded.
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>>7777391
me too i think
pretty cool disease desu
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>>7777389
He is fucking hot and is an angel and he spoils me and i love him. Shut your mouth skank
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>>7777343
I can confirm this is why I transitioned.
Fight me.
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>>7777397
Well, I'm friends with Sass. We have a bit of an in-joke...

You'll get it when you see me later, as I said.

Gonna flop on my beanbag...
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>>7777401
he broke up with you on new years and wont let you get srs
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>>7777404
I took him back and we've been doing great. As for srs he said its not preferable but he's not stopping me.
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>>7777389
Kayla just kind of has a narrow sense of what a woman is supposed to be like. Being straight is part of being a real woman to her. She had the same narrow mindset about men as well I imagine considering she was such a dudebro.
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>>7777393
The correct answer is you shouldn't have standards of how a woman should look and act, women can look like whatever they want it's not your call to decide. I'm no less of a woman than Kayla just because my hair is short, I wear my own clothes and not my grandmother's, and I have a cute girlfriend instead of the lead bassist in a rejected 00s raprock band for a boyfriend.
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>>7777399
do you think you'll pass

i alternate between yes and no daily
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>>7777407
I get my clothes from Tillys you mong
Nothing wrong with skater dresses
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>>7777405
Once it's done, he'll leave.
So how often do you let him suck you?
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>>7777379
>Rather die than be a man
Well I guess we're all on the same ship, transbian or not. Nobody here's in it to get hot lesbians or wear pretty dresses.

It's not about sex Kayla. It never is.
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>>7777183
Opening them as wide as you can doesn't help it just makes you look like a freak.
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>>7777407
You shouldn't but everyone does.
That's just how society is.
If you didn't have standards, you would fuck anyone.
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>>7777413
It isn't
Dammit, I did this for the wrong reasons then.
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>>7777409
same
i worry about my bad shoulder hip ratio and height a bit (5'11) and I might need a bit of ffs
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>>7777405
>As for srs he said its not preferable
This is gross.
>but he's not stopping me.
Because he's told you you shouldn't do it, you think he's going to stick around for the recovery period once it's done? He only wants you for your dick to begin with.

I'm not sure how you can claim superiority in your womanhood over lesbians when you use your cock to get hookups.
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>>7777384
yeah ive noticed quite often that alot of good looking girl dont like the way they look
its a shame
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>>7777403
fffuck
okay fine
ill see you later ;__;

>>7777401
i dont even believe he exists senpai
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>>7777418
my nose knows so ill probably need a nosejob but im hoping ill need it to look better, not to pass, you know?

im 6'0 and it sucks because i think id have pretty nice hips if it weren't for my damn airplane shoulders
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>Kayla going out of her way to be narrow minded and judgemental
This again?
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>>7777426
she needs to be in a fucking looney bin
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>>7777427
Same goes for you chaser
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>>7777424
>im 6'0 and it sucks because i think id have pretty nice hips if it weren't for my damn airplane shoulders
It's okay buddi if we stand really close to eachother, face to face, we'll match perfectly. Even our lips will lock right into place.
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>tfw your mom comes in and yells at you but you have estrofem snug as a bug under your tongue so all you can do is smirk and pretend to be giving her the silent treatment
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>>7777429
a-anon?
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>>7777419
>I'm not sure how you can claim superiority in your womanhood over lesbians when you use your cock to get hookups.
Oh yeah im the only tranny that used having a dick to my advantage in the dating game, lol ok
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>>7777397
Don't worry dork, it's not me.

>>7777395
Lol, I was thinking I' drop money on this if I wasn't satisfied with what I could do.

This is like 90% good enough for me. Lol
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MULTIPLE CHOICE QUIZ
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>I'm a tranny who dresses like a grandma, has dated and male oriented views of what a woman should be, and I hate gay people. Who am I?
a.) Caitlyn Jenner
b.) Kayla
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>>7777427
Drake would you fuck Nim?
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>>7777435
I never did

>>7777436
Are you playing go again?
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>>7777436
The default options are already pretty cute, I'd have rathered hair options over new outfits. I want a cute sidecut to match mine.
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>>7777438
wtf anon
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>>7777428
if you call me a chaser what silly subjective term should i call you anon?

>>7777438
nay

>>7777421
well vanessa these people spend all day worrying about their sexuality and gender they forget about the rest of life
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>>7777434
>>7777442
id fuk nim buddi ;)
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>>7777426
This is a good episode, she storms out of mtfg in dramatic fashion after saying people are bullying her .
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>>7777437
c.) All of the above
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>>7777435
>Oh yeah im the only tranny that used having a dick to my advantage in the dating game, lol ok
I never did and never would, but sure a lot of trannies would. I just think they're pretty gross for doing it.

Funny, a lot of trannies are into women too. Most, actually. Really makes me think.
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>>7777443
It's not silly
You admitted to saving pics of people here that you can wank off too.
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>>7777443
that might be kind of true sometimes
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>>7777445
omg what are you imblying
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>>7777452
im imblying ur a nerd
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>>7777450
no? lol
thats like saying im trying to cause global warming if i spray air freshener lol
i save some nudes that grils give me to remember them
but nothing non exclusive
pretty pointless

>>7777451
well vanessa a lot of those girls have nothing else to talk about besides how they look and who theyre fucking, you know?
its kind of the tell tale that theres not a lot else going on in their head
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Kayla is right that some trannies transitioned because they were beta males but you must still have some level of dysphoria to be happy as a woman therefore they are still legit trannies.
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>>7777453
wtf im cool
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>>7777457
That's nice Kayla
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>>7777439
Ye, Johto Pokemons!
Heracross is South America exclusive! :3
I haven't been playing much, but... Here's my new additions...oh eevolutions! Tamao gives you umbreon and Sakura gives you espeon

>>7777441
I know! I would have preferred hairstyles also.
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>>7777411
http://sissykiss.com/forum/topic/kayla-3/
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>>7777429
>:c
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>>7777457
Seems to me like the most unhappy and unstable trannies are transbians. The ones that genuinely seem happy living as women are straight.
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>>7777456
yeah true
never though of that
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>>7777464
ahhhhhhh it's eva :DD
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>>7777461
>I know! I would have preferred hairstyles also.
Hopefully next big update.

>>7777461
>Ye, Johto Pokemons!
It's cold outside, I have no college this next week, and I'm out of pokeballs. :(
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>>7777461
Yeah I almost finished whatever has been released for Johto.
Still waiting on that trading
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>>7777465
i'm gay asf and i have a happy life
happier than i've ever been actually

>>7777458
lier
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>>7777457
They were probably beta males because they didn't want to act or be perceived as masculine to begin with.

My first psychologist when I was 17 stressed to me that there was more than one way to be a man and that I didn't have to act a certain way and I could be as feminine as I wanted to be and still be a man and that that would be fine.

But when no amount of diet, exercise and make up will get you what you want, you start to realize you've been bamboozled.
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>>7777467
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>>7777465
could you please answer why the hell you care so much about other peoples sexualities?

is it any of your concern at all?
does it effect your life at all?
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>>7777460
im not kayla you asshole
>>7777465
no because chasers have plenty stories of crazy trannies that they dated.
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>>7777462
>Mfw clicked that link
Uhhh I don't know what I was expecting, desu.

>>7777465
You're just biased because you like the cock.
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>>7777465
In this post Kayla imagines her self as one of the not unhappy and not unstable trannies.
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>>7777472
Oh yeah I got that line from my doctor as well. Pissed me right off because it completely overlooked the fact that I also wanted to LOOK like a woman.
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>>7777474
Drake, there are people WRONG on the Internet!
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>>7777465
And what is your reasoning?
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>>7777481
wait, there are?
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Lol all the butt hurt rn feels fantastic.
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>>7777473
my lil bodyguard ^^
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>>7777487
you didnt answer anything
just said 'lol butthurt'

why do peoples sexualities matter so much to you
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>>7777487
>lol you're so butt mad
XD
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>>7777487
Only because you're gay lol
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>>7777492
They don't lol. All i stated was my opinion and people took it all personally.
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>>7777487
>I'm proud of being a bigoted idiot
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>>7777499
every day you talk about how transbians are somehow different than you because of their sexuality and how bad that makes them

thats not 'not caring' thats obsession my dude
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>>7777499
kill urself my MAN
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>>7777470
Woah! What's your pokedex look like?oooh I just caught a Ledian and a Chikorita!

>>7777469
>No PokeBall.
Ugh, that's the worst!

>Too cold.
I'm sorry :( you'll get them soon!
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>>7777489
<3
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>>7777499
No one here is taking you personally, Elliot.
We're just laughing at how retarded you are.
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>>7777509
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I have a summer outfit too because I'm bad with money.

>>7777505
I actually considered bussing for an hour to get to my campus just so I could hit all the pokestops inside it.
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>>7777501
I don't think about it other than when its brought up here lol, i don't care. Its merely a feeling i have and im not going to go out of my way to change it.
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>>7777505
203 caught 206 seen
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>>7777514
but its an opinion that makes 0 sense lol

and one that you wont stop talking about
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>>7777520
Ok little man, this is me dropping it
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>>7777521
have fun talking to your mannequin bf about how much you hate passers
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My heat is palpitationg, I feel like my throat is on fire, and my head feels like I've stuffed my sinuses with packing peanuts.

The joys of drinking!

That and I have a lot more pictures of me looking derpy now.
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>>7777529
POTION SELLER
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>>7777530
Oh shut up, lugnut. I'm derpy, not hideous.
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why did hrt turn me from natsoc to cultural Marxist
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>>7777533
MY POTIONS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU SIRONA

>>7777537
estrogen destroying crucial brain cells and turning you into a dumbass
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>>7777540
You'd be surprised I downed three liters of gin and cranberry last night, and I'm fiiiiiine. Mostly. The crick in my neck has more to do with sleeping on a buddabag than my alcoholism.
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please don't stop posting this is all the mental stimulation i get daily
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>>7777527
I manage an ok job of calming her overwhelming insecurities irl. At least ostensibly
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>>7777513
>Busing for an hour.
Lol, I would have done that, desu.
But is the speed thing and pokestops still an issue?

>>7777516
That's preddy good

>>7777537
Now that you're living your truth, all your delusions and excuses have been revealed for what they are.

Remember, reality has a left leaning bias.

>>7777544
>3 liters of gin and cranberry
Each?
Wtf? I can barely handle 3 liters of water.
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>>7777540
please tell me this isn't true
I think if I get any dumber I might be in danger of dying
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>>7777562
post a pic of you and kayla out in public, no cropped bs either
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>>7777560
You're adorable, and you deserve to have a cute boy bully you by pushing an ice-cream cone on your nose, then licking it off.

>>7777563
>Each?
No no no, 3 liters of a mix of gin, cranberry juice, and energy drinks.
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>>7777562
If there was a hotter tranny around who wasn't as tall and crazy as Kayla, would you hit that or nah?

I know you'd hit that, I'm just messing with Kayla .
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>>7777567
I don't have any. She might have like one pic of both of us, but I am not some faggot who takes selfies
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>>7777562
>overwhelming insecurities
Like what?
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>>7777563
I really hate trump and republicans now

And I wish Hillary won. Unironically
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can someone roleplay as my gf or do i have to do it myself like kayla does
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>kayla's "boyfriend" tripping
i didn't know kayla's mom visited 4chan?
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>>7777573
>another tranny
>wasn't as crazy
I am not big on hooking up with nonexistent entities

HEY-OH!!
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>>7777570
Still tho, that's like 3/4 of a liters of gin you crazy leprechaun.
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>>7777575
>likes cocks so much you won't let her get srs
faggot
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>>7777566
if you went from a rational ideology to a hate monger then it definitely turned you dumb
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>>7777291
I haven't decided on dyke hair yet I'm just considering it
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>>7777580
You'd have a girlfriend if you weren't an oblivious macho-man.

There's plenty of trans here who've hit on you.

>>7777584
Only 350 mls

I don't have 24 bucks to splurge on crappy gut-rot.
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>>7777590
you can do it if you want but i think your long hair is qt
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>>7777585
She lied about me saying that to get a reaction from you faggots.

I said from day one that shit is her deal and not my decision.

I really couldn't give a fuck.

That being said, feminine benis is cuter than fishwrinkle
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>>7777578
Well, what's done is done. No use crying over spilled milk anon.

Besides, if Trump is competent at doing something, that something would have to be lying. Actually, he's a very good liar.

>>7777583
Lmao. You adorable nut.
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>>7777595
im not oblivious sirona..

i just dont really like them
its a lot easier to pretend to not notice
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>>7777596
But what about a pixie cut those are adorbs
Plus if I end up pursuing a master's I'm just going to have a ponytail like 24/7
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>>7777590
Please don't
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>>7777603
>im not oblivious sirona..
The phrase that proves just how oblivious you are...
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>>7777597
Stop repressing
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>>7777588
idk that might just be more about the person
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>>7777604
ponytails are cute tho ^^
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>>7777601
It's been 6 months. I really like what Estrogen has done to my mind
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>>7777595
Ok 350 ml of gin will not give me alcohol poisoning, lol.
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>>7777607
Fuck off Crimson chin
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>>7777609
They're so boring though
Plus I wanna get ripped now
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>>7777607
>hurr you creep on your gf's board, you must be trans!!1one
You retards are like gay guys who think EVERYONE is gay, but in reality are laughably wrong 95% of the time
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>>7777610
Made you vapid and forgetful?
>>7777612
Bitch
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4 months on E and cypro, and I can no longer orgasm from using my peen.
Is this normal?
Any sciency people understand why??
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>>7777615
okay then get ripped lol

ponytails are neutral i guess idk
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>>7777616
>Feminine penis
>>7777614
OK kayla
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>>7777612
The night before, I downed a bottle of wine!

Unfortunately investing 20 bucks in booze mix gets you only a little more drunk than an 8 euro bottle of wine. It's sad because I prefer my cranberry poison.
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>>7777619
did you wiggle your peen every once and a while or did you let it flop
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>>7777619
Psychosomatic
Arousal and orgasm requires that you actually be into it

>>7777620
But pixie+ripped is alpha dyke
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>>7777604
>Pixie cut
Rip
Don't do it Banana! short hair only looks good after your stylist is done with your hair and for like one night tops.

Then it's just hating yourself and waiting for it to grow out.
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>>7777616
Does kayla pass as a girl? Did you really take her out to dinner?
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>>7777624
>TFW no pixie cut until 15k forehead sawing
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>>7777619
Yeah thats what cypro does
I'm on spiro and mine works almost the same after 4 months (no random erections)
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>>7777623
mostly let it flop
does that mean i am to blame??
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>>7777627
>trip on kayla
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>>7777624
>Elanna wants to be a repressed ftm
These are the days of miracles and wonders...
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>>7777627
youre asking kayla these things lad

>>7777624
for all thats good in this world dont get a pixie
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>>7777624
why do you wanna be dyke status tho
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>>7777627
He's embarrassed of her.
Won't even let his roommate see her.
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>>7777607
how do i know if im repressing
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>>7777621
Oh shit you caught me, I used the words "feminine penis"
Wow, I guess I really do want to be a girl. Brb hrt.

Thanks for catalyzing the psychological breakthrough with your incredible detective work
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>>7777630
yeah you gotta use it or you lose it
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>>7777637
Have you ever thought girls have it better and watch porn while sometimes inserting yourself into the girls position?
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>>7777634
Cuz I can't be alpha otherwise lol

>>7777638
Kayla why are you pretending to be your bf?

>>7777633
Y tho

>>7777632
Lol
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>>7777627
She passes to most normies. Even my own father thought she was cis the first few times I brought her home.

I would say 90-95% passing rate
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yfw kayla isn't even real
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>>7777638
It's my job BB.
Now leave my board kayla.
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>>7777617
You fucking Bitxh! I've missed u ;-;

>>7777619
This happened to me too!

>>7777622
Oh it was a pre made booze mix? Go with the wine next time, lol.

>>7777624
Dykes can never be alpha, tho.
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>>7777644
LOL
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>>7777643
im not a dyke and im alpha as fuk
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>>7777648
Nah, I made it myself, it was just pricey to get everything together.
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>>7777635
you see that face+hair chart posted before?
i dont think a pixie cut would look gud on you
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>>7777635
?? Where did you get this nonsense?
Has kayla been telling more lies again?
Lol

Idgaf what anyone thinks, but she passes pretty well

Passed better as a girl in girlmode than as a boy in boymode
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>>7777644
>Both Kayla and her bf are on at 7am
>Kayla convently stops posting when "Kayla's bf" starts
>Even gives 'him' a trip
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>>7777537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqPKOoepTMA


I like how HRT has helped bury my repressive urges and be more accepting of myself.
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>>7777640
yeah
I like being more feminine and I would prefer to be a girl and all but its not a massive anguish or anything
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>>7777647
>implying it wouldn't be painfully easy to prove my identity
Yep, i am a repressed trans and also kayla samefagging.

Damn arthur conan doyle should write a book about your investigative skills
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>>7777659
Then do it
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>>7777653
I've had short hair before it honestly isn't as bad as you're imagining it

>>7777650
Why do people lie on the internet?
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>>7777655
You want a timestamp, faggot?
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>>7777777
I wonder what it will be
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>>7777653
It did as a boy
Gotta fix y forehead before shaving it all off again
>>7777654
Kayla.
Pls.
Stop.
This isn't even his level of shitposting.
He would've threatened to fight me by now
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>>7777659
let's see you prove that kayla passes like you say
protip: you can't
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mommy time
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>>7777665
It'd be better if you gave a picture of the two of you, together, doing some action pose.
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>>7777664
what are you implying
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>>7777655
God damnit bitch! Pay attention to me instead of wanting to unravel internet Psycho's plot!
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>>7777665
Such angst.
Such tranny angst
Better hit the gym again bro
Ppl might suspect
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>>7777672
Tfw old as Faye
Kill me
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>>7777675
I Skype messaged you and you didn't reply so I came here
>TFW making 11gallons of Alfredo rn for the last time
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>>7777665
Post timestamp on your manly cock, bo!
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>>7777665
yes
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>>7777670
>He would've threatened to fight me by now
"I'd fuck her up, rest in peace" was a meme, you dip
Also
>pretending to know my mannerisms

That being said, I would fuck up three of you
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Noooooooo

Why does estrogen feel so good ...
I was just trying it...
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>>7777680
Yay! You should trip and we can get the old timer's club together.

>>7777681
>Skype
I'm going to uninstall and reinstall it again. It's giving me all sort of problems.

Wtf? Did you quit the garden?
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>>7777683
you realise miss cock is about 8 inches
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>>7777686
...

Wrong date?
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>>7777686
>clearly photoshopped in

I am wheezing kayla
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>>7777676
>not being homegym masterrace
>not training for pure strength and plyometric explosivity to hide your powerlevel and make plebeians more willing to engage in physical combat
R u even trying?
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>>7777688
That reminds me, I really need to catch up with that comic, it's been ages since I've read it!
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>>7777686
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOURE AN UGLY MAN.

I'd strangle you with a wrench BB, don't sweat it.
>I fight women to assert my dominance. Nobody will suspect I'm a sissy faggot, then
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> tfw google finally understands that you are a girl and plays ORGASM INTENSIFYING GEL ads
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>>7777686
>Wanting to beat up trannies in the octogon.
Yuck, bad sexual fantasies dude.
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>>7777686
this doesnt look real at all
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>>7777699
>>7777686
>>7777665
>>7777659
>>7777654
>>7777644
>>7777638
>>7777616
>>7777597
>>7777583

So believe me, I get it. You get to milk yourself and steal a peak in mommies room. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a mommy ? What's more, daughterus might get the wrong idea and try to breastfeed from you, which is hella mommy. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all miwky wiwky, we'd milk him and laugh and it was creamy , but then we started letting him tuck us in and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he LACTATED, brad would never lactate before, he had the least milk of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the milk stayed and he had the face of a fucking mommy and acted totally motherly, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end being his special girl some day and that's mommy as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late.
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>>7777691
I have never ever seen miss cock.
Ever
Not even once.
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>>7777701
And you aren't bro?
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>>7777699
I'd fight you. Pain is cathartic.
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>>7777690
I'm making like $600 this weekend then never coming back with no notice
I'm over it
>>7777699
I don't need to lift brobro
My biceps are on here somewhere....
I turn a wrench and throw tires for strength
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>>7777693
Made me double check the calendar... tf you talkkng about?
>>7777693
Tip top kek
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>>7777713
cocksucking faggot
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>>7777702
Maybe it wants to sell it to you for your girlfriend.

>>7777707
Inb4 posting as Fayke.
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>>7777703
Three trannies outside of an octogan.. don't judge my fantasies, broseph
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>>7777713
Holy fuck eww
>Imagine Kayla shoving her cock into his mouth
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>>7777713
Do you ever wear diaps and make mommy kaykay change your messies?
>>
Itt jealous hons
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>>7777712
Valq! Have you thought this through yet?

>>7777713
Those are pretty nice traps you got there.

Mind posting a double gun torso pic?
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>>7777725
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>>7777710
Anytime, bb

>>7777712
How to you track volume?
How do you ensure progressive overload?
How do you periodize?
How often do you deload?

Sounds like garbage crosshit-tier exercise, rather than intelligent training.

Dr. Mike israetel have mercy on your soul
>>
>tfw kayla's bf is as autistic as she is
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>>7777725
Trip on Kayls
>>
Soon >>7777777
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>>7777715
Wew, are you implying I can't make every girl orgasm 5 times in under 4 minutes with my totally not flaccid dick
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>>7777729
Ah, no. "bb" ain't my name.
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>>7777719
>Weight training gives endurance & speed required to fight
>Proving something by fighting women
Ya. Ok
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>>7777732
A match made in heaven.
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>>7777729
sounds like /fit/izen
what a faggot
>>
>>7777729
>>7777729
I don't need to do all that shit.
I'm not a 5'4" repressing manlet trying to get gains so nobody picks on me
>>7777726
ill start wrenching on Saturdays and it'll be a $100 difference
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>>7777714
Y-you too
>>7777720
>implying she engages in any dominant behavior like that
>>7777723
Nah, I mostly just give her the dick
>>7777726
Lighting is shit and I feel lole an attention whore already having posted two pics
>>7777732
A match truly made in 4chan
>>7777736
Sure thing, bb
>>7777738
It is more for recreation than to "prove" anything
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trump
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>>7777748
By the way, when I call you oblivious, it should get you thinking.
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donald j trump
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>>7777747
>implying she engages in any dominant behavior like that
So she is submissive?
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>>7777755
Can I be oblivious?
>>
Benis
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>>7777744
Check the edition, bitch.

We /fit/ now
>>7777746
Oh so you are a weak little bitch?
Mmk
Also technically 5'9 isn't even below average and only literal pussies are insecure about height
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>>7777759
Depends, how well do you pick up on hints?
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>>7777761
bagina
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>>7777758
Everyone submits to their clear superior.
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:(
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Justin Beiber will come out as Trans this year
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>>7777766
bepis
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>>7777767
I meant does she act like a guy or not
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Hey /mtfg/, I'm trans and I'm wondering if it's a wise idea to incorporate a cosplay of my favorite female character, Keksandra, into everyday wear. My hair's long enough (and brown, luckily) and the dress and flats will work. Would it be too noticeable to wear a Top Gun hat?
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mommy get
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this is my get
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:)
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>>7777762
I'm a girl dipshit.
An oil roughneck working as an auto mech so I can finish my degree.


Btw, your little workout routine revolves around what others think about you.
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>>7777780
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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damnit
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uwu another succesful date
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>>7777777
>>
>>7777777
WHO
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>>7777764
I'm pretty dense
>>
>>7777772
See
>>7777616

Sure j biebs has deffo sucked dick (no homo) but any man that was with selena gomez is str8 as an arrow
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>that ruined mommyget
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>>7777776
Well I guess it's not my lucky day.
May as well be useful since I do like to crossdress. Does anybody know where I can get a dress just like that one? I can sew on a :^) later.
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i failed you great lord kek
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>>7777802
Maybe he wished he was Selena
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>>7777778
So close
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>>7777778
:(
>>
>>7777799
So's Drakeposter, seemingly.

>>7777807
Y'HEAR ME? or do I have to be reaaaaally obvious about it?
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>>7777813
what do you mean?
i didnt get when you said i was oblivious for acting oblivious
>>
>>7777775
No

>>7777785
>A girl
Right, a weak little bitch.. these synonyms are synonymous.

Also my workout routine has nothing to do with hypertrophy and everything to do with increasing performance while hiding my power level... so literally the opposite of what you imply.

Nice try tho.. you are 0-4 with your baseless assumptions
>>
>>7777814
...

Yeah, no wonder you take 50 guesses to remember someone...
>>
>>7777762
so how's if feel being shorter then kayla?
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I was a dummy and slept all day yesterday then stayed up all night last night, I ended up not taking yesterday's skittles until 6am this morning because DUMB.

I take cypro and progy which both have long half-lifes, should I take today's dose now or just skip today.
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I'm so happy
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>>7777658
so im just a fetishist or something
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>>7777816
ohhhhhh

sirona i dont know nothing about you at all
making me guess you is not fair

i wouldnt have guessed you in another 50 tries
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>>7777823
Yeah, guess I'm just not memorable.
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>>7777762
>5'9 isn't even below average
W H E N W I L L T H E Y L E A R N
H
E
N

W
I
L
L

T
H
E
Y

L
E
A
R
N
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>>7777817
Feels alright.

I wouldn't even mind if she was a super tall amazonian-looking bitch... or a literal midget.

Height insecurities are for the mentally weak
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is kaylas bf 5'9?
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>>7777828
>I wouldn't even mind if she was a super tall amazonian-looking bitch... or a literal midget.
So long as she's got that dick right?
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>tfw man feet
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>>7777833
*tickles*
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STOP
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>>7777833
thanks now im hard again
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>>7777833
Sure, anon. "man feet"
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>>7777831
I already said earlier ITT that she lied about me saying I didn't want her to get SRS, just so she could get a reaction out of you faggots
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>>7777830
>king of all manlets
maybe with his shoes on
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>>7777841
Hi jonathan
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>>7777815
Lol
Listen to yourself
>>
>>7777825
that sucks dude
im sorry
>>
>>7777840
please cum on the picture
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>>7777846
Yes, hello perspective employer that I called 3 times because he asked me to get in touch but who never responded...

>>7777848
Eh. I should know it by now.
>>
>>7777847
>listen
>to written text
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>>7777851
Autism: the post.
>>
>>7777851
autism
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>>7777851
This man is outside your door
>>
baby i told u these snakes were venomous
>>
>>7777414
I CAN'T CONTROL MY MUSCLES PROPERLY
>>
>>7777859
what does he want
>>
>>7777862
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES JUST A LITTLE AND YOU'LL LOOK NORMAL HOLY SHIT
>>
>>7777861
misds cogg :DDDD
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>>7777861
I can handz the bantz.
Its ok because I am just you samefagging, and also photoshopped, and also repressing.
>>
>>7777867
baby if my cold gets better can i come use your Jacuzzi maybe tomorrow night? I'll bring a rotisserie chicken.
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>>7777863
You
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>>7777867
What are you going to do when she cuts off her cock that you love so much?
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>>7777868
>asking on /mtfg/ instead of just texting me privately
Nice humblebrag, lmao
Esp. When you know the answer is yes
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>>7777870
I also want nim
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>>7777867
>>7777868
WHO WANTS WAX
>>
I want nim too
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>>7777873
Stick it in her fishwrinkle that I will love so much
>>
Can we share nim?
>>
>>7777874
>>
>>7777873
aint nothin happening to miss cock
>>
>>7777882
i get her on weekends
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>>7777882
I want in on the nim too
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>>7777879
Rev up those scalpels cuz im cutting my dick off
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>>7777890
I don't think that's how scalpels work...
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>>7777890
You've been cutting your dick off in 4 weeks for 2 months
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>>7777894
Im being memey bae, you know i like my memes like i like your cock, uncut and jammed down my throat till im nauseous
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>these post times
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>>7777900
I'm not gonna use dr Sinclair after all
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>>7777906
rly makes me think
>>
>>7777901
Oh yeah, because I was totally, unironically being literal, and serious.
>>7777900
>Being this big of a salty, jelly hater.
Get some vitamin Dick and maybe you won't feel the need to chug that high calorie haterade...
>implying anyone would want to dick you down
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>>7777911
God i just wanna kiss you all over
>>
>>7777901
>In an apartment hot tub covered in rotisserie chicken grease
>>
>>7777911
My wife has a dick??
Umm?
>>7777907
Who now?
>>
>>7777850
No I'm Anon.
>>
>>7777914
Its a town house and its a saltwater spa. Also its on the coast you fucking moron.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK9PDW_CpZg

>the year is 2156
>Anon is the last survivor of Repression Gen in North America after the purges
>on the run from the feminist government who took control ten years ago
>Earth is a one world matriarchal government
>who force all repressed trans women to transition
>kept alive by his black market testosterone implants, counteracting the Estrogen aerosol in the air, he is one of the highest test males on the planet, making him public enemy number one.
>his only hope is to reach the aerosol free deserts of the Middle East and rendezvous with the scattered remnants of the patriarchy and try to find a way to survive
>with most of his former comrades now living full time as women, will his strength pull him through? Or will he suffer the same fate?

New Eden: The Fall of Adam

In theatres soon
>>
>>7777919
Lol
>>
im so bored

i wish someone i like would post
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>>7777924
Hi
>>
I want to have sex
>>
>>7777922
i'd watch it
>>
>>7777922
I have a feeling Sass would give this movie a bad rating
>>
Someone please fuck me
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>>7777922
not scientifically accurate.
4/10
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>>7777929
Sass only likes movies set in an alternate timeline where Hillary is president and Sass actually passes.
>>
I want to have gay transbian sex right now
>>
>>7777938
hi
>>
Quick question, why are so many trans-girls computer programmers?
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Why am I so horny holy shit
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>>7777955
lil amy loaf
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>>7777957
because you have become the object of your own desire
>>
>>7777960
fuck me
>>
>>7777963
sorry I only date cis girls
>>
>waiting ar bus stop to go to a kink event
>man walks past with a small kid
>"was that a boy or a girl"
>heh
>"it was a boy, don't be rude"
ouch
>>
>>7777785
>girl
Not the way you act and look
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>>7777959
>>
>>7777960
good feel desu
>>
I miss being horny. Fuck HRT
>>
>>7777948
hi
>>
>>7777974
When did we meet up?
>>
I half told my sister I'm a closet tranny last night
pretty good feeling honestly, I thought I would feel like shit after but I actually feel really great
>>
>>7777882
no >:c
>>
>>7777882
Nim is for Eva
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>>7777993
I want to tell my family
but its scary
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>>7777686
Dysphoria planted
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I'm stealing nims girl
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>>7778015
you'll have to get through me first!
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i had a dream that i ate a bunch of fried chicken with this cute boy and then woke up with a tummy ache. what does it mean mtfg?
>>
>>7778019
That fried chicken was bad
>>
>>7778019
you're hungry and horny
go eat some chicken and have sex
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I had a dream I got transbian with my best friend, what does that mean
>>
>>7778026
I keep having dreams where I fuck my cousin
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>>7778026
suck her tits
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>kayla hates transbians
>involuntary becomes one
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>>7778026
it means you want to fuck your best friend
go fuck your best friend
>>
I NEED SOMEONE TO FUCK ME RIGHT NOW
>>
>>7778030
>>7778033
she likes guuys
>>
>>7778007
>>7778031

what is this nightmare fuel omg

>>7778021

wow i can't even get good chicken in my dreams wtf

>>7778025

i have a date on wednesday so maybe i will
>>
>>7778031
Does this app work I'm real life?
>>
>>7778035
prove her wrong
>>
>>7778035
show her your dick
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>>7777942
-where Hillary is Sass's mom
fix'd

>Sass doesn't pass
I don't like this fake meme.

>>7777929
Alt right: masterbation dreams of homosexuality The Movie.
>>
i think cypro might be making me even more depressed
>>
I will have u know my bf is not in any way trans
>>
>>7778049
Just think about the big boobs it will give you to feel better
>>
>>7778050
kayla im transbian
>>
>>7778050
how big is your girlfriends dick?
>>
>>7778052
how do i measure what cup size i have
>>
>>7778050
kayla you're supposed to hug me
>>
tinder for transbians
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>>7778050
>I'm a girl now kayla
>>
Well, another thread where nobody reads or replies to any of my posts. Guess I'm just going to give up and start using a tripcode since that's the only way to participate in these threads.
>>
>>7778050
squeeze her nipples and post a pic of her facial expression
>>
>>7778055
Get some measuring tape and wrap it around the fullest part of your chest. That's your bust size. Them measure right below where your boobs start. That's your band.

Just Google bra size calculator for whatever country you live in and punch in those numbers.
>>
>>7778067
This place is a chatroom. If you want to get attention you should at least put a name on.
>>
>>7777911
hey send me a pic to my email I want to see those traps, deltoids and biceps ;)

cute beard, btw.

[email protected]
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>get reffert to as a girl at the store
>have to reply in gross man voice
>>
>>7778079
He's mine bitch
>>
>>7778082
Should have played mute.
>>
Birdy is a sweetheart
>>
transbian meet
>>
>>7778085
kayla you HAVE to hug me, that's the law
>>
>>7778085
lol, you send me his pic then.
>>
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honest opinion
do I have a chance?
21
>>
transbian mingle
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What would you tip me if I delivered you a (healthy) pizza
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>>7778085
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You have no idea how terrifyingly like my sister this made me look. What the fuck.
>>
>>7778099
Eww pizza isn't supposed to be healthy, wtf did you do to it? No tip for you
>>
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tfw female filter Snicks is the exact same
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>tfw talking to my phone network provider person via online chat
>tfw it's a girl and they keep using lots of smileys
i-is this what flirting feels like?
>>
>>7778085
oh wait, nevermind. I don't need you to send it anymore
>>
>>7778114
snickerduds is female confirmed
>>
>>7778114
just less blurry
>>
>>7778115
>she doesn't always use lots of smileys
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im scared
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this is the best app
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>>7777183
Pretty
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>>7778115
give her the cock
>>
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>>7778101
>>
>>7778099
God damn you're qt.
I'd tip you well assuming you're not a shit.

I like my pizza being unhealthy though. What's your favorite pizza?
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Am I going to be alright?
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>>7778125
>>7778126
>>7778128
please no more
>>
>>7778126
that's terrifying
>>
>>7778049
might be
i take it before bed, and if i stay up too long i always up crying
>>
>>7778137
its like barely different except hair does that mean i almost pass
>>
tfw Iphone loser
tfw no faceapp
>>
>>7778075
32C?
>>
>>7778099
beep im a broke ass nigga :(
id definitely say something nice
>>
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if you put it though more than once it gets better
only 2 times and I pass
>>
>tfw everyone is using this botnet app and it doesn't work for me
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>>7778143
it's on iphone!!!!!!
>>
>>7778145
Go to /r/abrathatfits or however it's called, they have a working calculator page that doesn't just use underbust size
>>
>>7778137
>>7778142
you already pass
if you put on makeup i imagine it'd be similar
>>
>>7778147
Pass as an alien. This app sucks.
>>
>>7778151
I don't see it!
>>
fuck I'm hot.
>>
>>7778162
we already knew that!
>>
>>7778113
:( but it's a white pizza..I know it has bread but look at the other stuff : (
>>7778132
I usually get buff chicken but I like pepperoni on normal pizza : s
>>7778146
A girl said my hair was nice and I cried on the drive back to the restaurant. I'll take a nice compliment any day
>>
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turn Russian snickerdoodle into a girl
>>
>>7778162
>nikky vs nikky with a bit of make up on a windy day
>>
>>7778168
she already is
>>
>>7778152
34C?
>>
>>7778168
already is c:
>>
>>7778171
nu
>>
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>>7778168
>>
>>7778180
wutface
>>
>>7778170
I have 20% of normal amount of hair. But this one is due genetics because my mom always had this problem.
>>
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Mommy
>>
>>7778099
dicksy five dollars.
>>
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Daddy
>>
>>7778187
looks like holly in 40 years
>>
>>7778168
the app works better when it has more than 2 dozen pixels to work with
>>
tfw not sure if I should feel good about how much like my sister FaceApp makes me look every time
>>
>>7778003
it was just me and my sister hanging out for a while and I mentioned trans-related stuff a few times
I said it was true but mean when she said most trans women look like men in dresses and wigs
she said something like
>anon do you wish you were transgender?
and I quietly said no and stared at my phone
then later she said
>anon if you want to wear a dress, you can wear a dress
and I didn't really acknowledge she said anything but obviously I heard her

soo idk I didn't really come out but I sorta did
I know she's found my girl clothes years ago and she started leaving bracelets of hers in my room after that, which was pretty sweet of her to do
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>>7778102
Your sister's hot, although she looks a tiny bit like Dustin Hoffman.
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aaaah how do I get this app, I can't find it
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>>7778166
Buffalo chicken isn't a terrible choice. Especially when you're in the mood for that salty buffalo taste.
Do you do ranch and buffalo for your sauce on that? That's what my place does.
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>>7778212
just search for faceapp
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>>7778213
>chicken on pizza
stahp with this travesty please
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>>7778204
thats pretty cute, she might know that you're trans
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>>7778210
See that's the weird part to me, it looks honnish in my eyes but it's also frighteningly identical to my sister so maybe not as honnish as I thought?
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>>7778172
post boobs
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>>7778221
>she doesn't like buffalo chicken
Absolutely plebian
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>>7778216
I'm not seein it
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>>7778225
why they're little
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>>7778221
Chicken on pizza seems like a weird thing to get hung up over.

Since when does chicken not go with cheese and bread?
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>>7778229
this is wrong
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>>7778221
I know, it's a shit meat because it doesn't contribute to the taste like seasoned meats do, just absorbs the flavor of the rest of the food. But I'm a slut for buffalo sauce.

A normal supreme pizza is pretty much perfect. I like our taco pizzas as well but there's too much work put into it so I've lost interest in it. Our bacon cheeseburger pizza is trash because it doesn't come with pickles by default.
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>>7778234
But you said you had C-Cups
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>>7778238
I like chicken on pizza
I'm a disgusting sodomite
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>>7778241
i only eat cheese pizza is that okay
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>>7778247
It's ok but it's boring
Like butter on spaghetti
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>>7778240
yeah that's what the calculator said
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>>7778247
Yes trutrans!
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>>7778229
what is buffalo chicken?
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buffalo chicken is a top-tier pizza
the hot sauce, cheese, and crust go very well with each other

I miss working at domino's for the sole reason of not being able to custom make it
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>>7778248
im not boring ;-;
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>>7778247
do you also eat plain roasted chicken with no sauce or seasoning
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>>7778253
come on now
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>>7778251
Chicken with buffalo sauce
The original buffalo sauce was an emulsion of Frank's Red hot and butter afaik
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>>7778241
s a m e
even just chicken alone I like just fine, it goes well with the sauce IMO
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>>7778221
I'm a pineapple on pizza person. Fight me.
I had a "Fiery Hawiian" pizza last week. It was pretty much perfect.

>Ham, bacon, pineapple, red peppers, hot sauce, jalapenos
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>>7778253
I only eat cheese pizza. It's the only real pizza. Everything else is a disgrace
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>>7778258
What pisses me off is BBQ chicken pizza
But that's mostly because I'm not a fan of BBQ sauce, it usually just tastes like liquid smoke
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>>7778252
But theirs sucks and takes like new york vinegar
>>7778213
Ranch can suck my dong. Bleu cheese only.
>>7778189
Ty maam
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>>7778247
Okay, I'm selling my share of nim; I don't want to know cheese-only pizza eaters.
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>>7778255
no

but cheese pizza is complete uwu

>>7778256
you don't know me!

>>7778260
ty we are kin
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>>7778262
>blue Cheese
Liked, commented, subscribed

>>7778253
I think you're allergic to flavor
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>>7778265
what do you eat it with
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>>7778265
nim is for Eva anyways
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>>7778270
wtf it just tastes weird with anything else on it

cheese pizza is already the complete package!
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>>7778262
domino's buffalo sauce is great!!
it is inconsistent though, but the bags that were nice and thick...oh man those were good days
and the wings are great too, but only if you ask for them to be sent through the oven twice, otherwise they're weird and mushy
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>>7778262
idk if i ever had a reason to be mad at you desu

but you are boring
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>>7778261
I <3 bbq sauce desu
bbq chicken pizza with bacon is the bees knees
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>>7778273
The only way a cheese pizza is complete is if it has multiple cheeses on it. Mozzarella, marinara sauce and crust doesn't make a complete taste.
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>>7778273
Cheese pizza is bland
I like my mouth to be assaulted with flavor

I want my pizza to leave me used up, panting and broken
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>>7778257
so you eat like a whole pizza with that stuff on? I can't eat spicy pizza.
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>>7778259
the fiery hawaiian pizza is one of the most underrated domino's pizzas
ughh the ham, hot sauce, jalepenos, and pizza sauce is just so perfect together
when I worked there I used to put that all on a sandwich and ughh its just soooo gooood
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>>7778287
My spice tolerance is sky high so it doesn't bother me
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>>7778270
If your pizza needs toppings in order to have flavor then you're eating shitty pizza tbqhwyf.
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Buy me ffs
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>>7778284
yes it does omg

i eat cheese pizza with garlic butter crust

>>7778285
i want my pizza to cuddle my mouth and give me good aftercare with its garlic crust
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>>7778222
honestly I kinda hope so
its really not fun to be on hrt without literally anyone knowing and no one to talk about it except people on here
:(
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>>7778294
exactly!!!
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>>7778247
nim understands.

>>7778236
It's like putting ketchup on pizza, but hey, stay classy anon.

>>7778239
but why don't you just eat buffalo wings instead?

>>7778241
OMG Elanna, I just can't even right now. ;-;

>>7778252
>buffalo pizza is top tier
how can you even pretend to make a pizza tier list when you actually enjoy chicken on it?

>>7778259
actually pineapple and peperonni isn't bad.

cheese > veggies > meats > pineapple >...> poop > chicken.

>>7778260
this is truth
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>>7778295
id buy you some acid to pour on your face so we all dont have to look at it
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>>7778285
c-cheese pizza with the lights off for the sole purpose of consumption is nice and pure
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>>7778295
just shape your eyebrows like that
that doesn't look all that different from you
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>>7778297
I told my sister and now I have a place to practice makeup and have clothes delivered to
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>>7778299
don't bring that pineapple garbage in here!
pizza should be salty and savory
salty and savory!
you can't just add sweet to salty and savory!
it ruins the dynamic!!
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>>7778292
can you train your spice tolerance? feels like mine just stays low.
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>>7778305
Shit yeah my brows need work
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>>7778299
>ketchup on pizza
We can no longer speak to each other

>>7778296
Just cuddles is boring
Toppings are like a nice facefuck.

>>7778294
I can't afford high end pizza

>>7778309
Yeah, I got to where I am just eating hotter and hotter hot sauce
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>>7778299
>It's like putting ketchup on pizza, but hey, stay classy anon.
I only put mayonnaise and garlic sauce on pizza.

also
>worrying about what's "pleb" or not, and not just eating what tastes good
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>>7778298
>>7778294
>>7778273
Gods of pizza

>>7778296
>Garlic butter crust
why do you need gimmicks to enjoy a pizza?
>>
>mfw talking to my friend about saving money and grocery shopping
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>>7778306
I'd like this very very very much
she spends a long time doing makeup every day, she definitely enjoys doing it
some day :(
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>>7778299
>ketchup on pizza

>>7778312
You've tried this, haven't you? How is it?
>>
there is nothing wrong with just a plain cheese pizza
hot sauce added to a cheese pizza is a real game-changer tho
>>
so, how do mtfs and ftms have sex with each other?
like how would that even work??
t. curious cis gay guy
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>>7778323
true, also herbs
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>>7778326
put fake benis into fake bagina

seriously, we don't
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>>7778326
They don't usually.
But I guess ftms use strap ons?
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>>7778326
I assume girl peen might go in boy cooch
And I also assume it would be a dysphoric nightmare
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>>7778276
boned wings always go through the oven twice at dominos but even then theyre not always cooked perfectly. i get only boneless because of this. pan pizzas need to go through 1 and 1/2 times too or the dough wont be cooked.
>>7778285
same
>>7778299
thats kayla tier desu
>>7778326
its very gay and theres lots of crying
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>>7778323
>>7778328
you guys are so gross
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>>7778326
I dunno
would we fuck them?
that would just be a dysphoric mess lol
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>fruit and cheese
are you trying to make my vomit
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>>7778326
probably depends on which parts they have and how dysphoric they are with them
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>>7778332
mommy
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>>7778337
>they both claim rape
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>>7778339
Depends on the cheese, can be tasty with a creamy cheese
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>>7778308
you have a point. but still, pineapple isn't as bad as chicken..

>>7778314
I didn't say I enjoy ketchup on pizza, I said that ketchup on pizza is as bad as enjoying chicken on pizza.
>chicken on pizza
the feeling is mutual.

>>7778315
>Mayonnaise and garlic sauce on pizza
JFC this is a nightmare...you seriously made me retch.
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>>7778339
Yeah, who the fuck would mix tomatoes with cheese?
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Can't wait til I can go home so I can have more moldy yogurt
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>>7778314
maybe i just like to take it slow
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>>7778339
>what is grapes and cheese
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>>7778333
>>7778322
God Damnit I said that ketchup on pizza is the only thing as bad as adding chicken to pizza.
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>>7778333
>pan pizzas need to go through 1 and 1/2 times too or the dough wont be cooked.
this is the truth, especially if the dough wasn't room-temp when it was sent through
did you use to work there too? we never did the double cooked thing unless people asked, even though we really should have...the domino's where I live now are kinda dicks when i've asked for them double cooked so I stopped ordering from there :(
I have enough difficulty ordering as it is, I can't handle feeling like I'm getting into a fight with the workers :(
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>>7778339
Lots of cheeses have fruits in them. Apricot and stilton is a really nice cheese.
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>>7778336
try it senpai
if you like hot sauce you'll like it
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>>7778355
>moldy yogurt
is this some double entendre for a lesbian sex act?
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>>7778322
>You've tried this, haven't you? How is it?
Ive neglected my brows because it hurts so bad to pluck them consistently
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>>7778355
hugg
iktf ;_;
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this is the best thing you can order from dominos desu.
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>>7778362
>pan pizza
I don't think I can continue browsing mtfg today.
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>>7778299
sass, I like everything on pizza, I like chicken, pepperoni, mushroom, pineapple, everything!
except anchovies, they are disgusting!
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>>7778371
Beep. no! what is this?
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>>7778371
such bait
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>>7778373
I actually don't like pan pizza at all
the thickness and softness isn't a combo I like
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OH SURE WE'LL GIVE YOU HORMONES JUST PRESENT FEMALE FOR A YEAR FIRST :^)))
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>>7778379
just selfmed senpai
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>>7778377
drake pls play with my nipples whilst criticizing my views on religion and gender equality
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>>7778371
what kind of a sick joke is this
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>>7778371
garlic parm + philly steak = tasty
still I like the regular way they make the philly more, with white american acting as the sauce
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>>7778374
you made a list of toppings of which the only acceptable topping was the topping you didn't like! ;-;
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>>7778371
>Seasoned steak
>Cheddar cheese
>Spinach
>Garlic Parmesan Sauce
I'd eat that with you.
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>>7778374
I'm the same as you, but replace "anchovies" with "mushrooms" (the devil's fungus).

Anchovies and pineapple go really well together - all that sweet and saltiness mixed together
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>>7778371
Could be good, actually.
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>>7778382
can i tell you about the bogandoffs too while we do it
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>>7777229
I think your pelvic bone is just that of an average male, but with a big butt. Unfortunately, you can't make bigger bones for wider hips.
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>>7778385
anchovies are satan sass
plus they make you smell like anchovies

>>7778388
shame, I love shrooms, but I might have to try pineapple and anchovies, might be good
>>
this unabashed support for pizza toppings that im seeing in this thread just shows me how far we've fallen as a society
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>>7778376
a tasty abomination
>>7778377
dont reply to me sissy boy
>>7778363
o idk
>>7778362
yee for like 3 years or something. desu just do it bc if enough people demand their food to be properly cooked maybe something will change :/
>>7778360
wtf sass you like ketchup on pizza
>>7778353
but tomato is more acidy than sweet
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wtf some of you people actually eat a pizza with just straight up entire fish on it?
is this some kind of sick joke?
seafood is just so nasty baka
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Tuna, ham, pepperoni and oregano
perfect
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do i pass
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>>7778390
you can tell me about anything you want, where do you stand on trump and twist my nipples please
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12365725

http://www.strawpoll.me/12365725

http://www.strawpoll.me/12365725
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>>7778381
I did, but that pissed me off
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>>7778391
yeah, thats p much the problem :(
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>>7778398
>welcome to the family son
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>>7778392
anchovies are umami bombs! I might just go and have anchovy pizza because we've chatted so much about this I'm getting anchovy cravings.

>not wanting to smell like anchovies
>wanting to smell like chicken
disgusting.
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>>7778404
forgot trip
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>>7778401
where my anchovies sisters at
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>>7778400
do we have to do the nipple thing

>>7778395
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>>7778396
>seafood is just so nasty baka
wow, check out this low quality opinion
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>>7778409
what makes you think i want to smell like chicken?

I eat garlic all day so that I smell like garlic
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>>7778398
zi, u pass.
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>>7778411
wtf
how do you make yourself eat that for the first time?
like I get if you know you already like it, but really just an entire fish on a pizza looks appealing?? why would you put that in your mouth
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>>7778395
>sass likes ketchup on pizza
;-; shut up you tasty abomimation.
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>>7778412
Yes, you play with my nipples and I'll listen to anything you want to talk about

And I'm not intelligent enough to understand things so I'll probably believe anything you say
I'm like a blank page
>>
>>7778413
one time I was tricked into biting into popcorn shrimp and I almost puked
I had to lowkey spit it into a napkin
watching those red lobster commercials where they break a crab leg in half just kinda confuses me, it doesn't look like food
crabs are just bugs that can get huge because they live underwater
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https://unsee
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o.o this app is broken, I think. It's barely changing my face.
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>>7778424
i love that quality in a woman

theyre so opinionated here
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>>7778425
on dry land the only thing stopping ants being the size of dogs is the low amount of oxygen in the air
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>>7778418
It's just a fish. What's the big deal? It's already been gutted and the head removed, it's not like they just plucked it out of the sea.
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>>7778418
my friend said it was good and I was CRAVING salty stuff like crazy so I tried it and now it's how I usually get pizza
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>>7778427
Oh you look kinda like a hanna if she got hooked in crack
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Does this properlty reflect mtfg logic?
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>>7778436
yes desu
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>>7778434
it's funny you say that...


seriously though, I do see the resemblance
>>
>>7778436
Yes
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>>7778427
why do you keep leaving me messages on your unsees

you can't stop the archive train, you know
>>
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when im sad this cheers me up
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>>7778429
well I might form opinions and stuff sometimes but I'm dumb so they are usually silly, even I know that
>>
>>7778436
rawr bullies himself, the fag
>>
>>7778436
Literally whose opinion does that reflect?
Also isn't the second bottom one a cis girl?
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Get me a new nose at least
>>
>>7778435
cute!
>>
>>7778450
hugg nessa
>>
>>7778429
>i love that quality in a woman
>theyre so opinionated here
rude quality to like
>>
>>7778436
I really like that pic of Rawr, simply because so few people post pics in places outside their house, or more particularly bathroom

>>7778435
what if people are jelly of your headpats and bully you because of that?

>>7778411
anchovies are one of the greatest things in the world.
I like eating them by themselves too.
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>>7778440
I know. It's for posterity.

I'm going to leave them over my face in the future so that there's a glaringly obvious issue if you ever shop them out
>>
>>7778451
Hi anon :D
>>
I want Drakeposter to pinch my nipples and tell me why I'm wrong
>>
>>7778457
snugg
>>
>>7778454
youd understand it if you dealt with women for a long time from the perspective of a man

>>7778442
why arent you a trip anyway
just one of those random anons who likes the drama?
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when does it start getting better
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>>7778456
ohhhhh, I should leave timestamps!!
>>
>>7778467
when you kiss evangeline
>>
>>7778456
fuck, i need to git gud with more than just the patch tool
>>
>>7778436
Who are the center in the top row, and the second from left in the bottom row?
>>
tfw not an anime girl
;_;
im gonna dye my hair plat blonde
>>
>>7778470
that's in august!
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>>7778464
I am a trip but I'm shy
plus it's actually true, I am more often than not wrong about most stuff
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>>7778471
it's a little harder to replace what isn't there and can't be duplicated by hand, yeah?
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>>7778472
Rachel
The other one I think is the daughter of some talk show host that people post to feel better about their chins.

>>7778473
There is no hair dye in animu.
Don't be a yankee
What kind of anime do you want to be part of?

>>7778475
how are you doing, Shy?
>>
>>7778482
I'm ok, feelin funny tho
>>
>>7778413
I wish that this person who dislikes seafood had a trip so I could filter them.

>>7778415
>eat garlic all day
are you korean?

>>7778467
after you suck a penis and then you remember his smell and feel happy
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>tfw
>>
>>7778488
I warned you.
>>
>>7778488
close, french
I rub garlic in my armpits and wear them around my neck, the sweat soaks their juices into my skin
>>
>>7778472
lmao Rummer Willis, daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
>>
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>>7778415
lewd
>>
>>7778447
Kayla would look hot with ffs
>>
I feel funny and I want a boy to hug me
>>
>>7778472
it's all cancer, who cares?
>>
>>7778492
when did you warn me fake Sass?
>>
>>7778476
it requires more talent and artistic finesse than i currently have

you win this round, charlotte
>>
>>7778507
hello anna
>>
>>7778488
>suck a penis
??????
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>>7778507
like yesterday when you started using this trip again

>>7778508
you're goddamn right I do >:3
step your creeping game up
>>
i memed about wanting mega milks and now having 32c boobs is inconvenient since i wanna go out w/out a bra some days and can never do that now ;-;
>>
>>7778475
which trip are you?
you shouldnt feel so shy to post in a place like this
have you seen some of the stuff the people do here?
>>
>>7778494
>rub garlic in armpits
that's technically "not eating" Mademoiselle Anon.
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Okay this sucks, the game isn't funny any more, I just leave my house with my clothes on and I'm just a girl now and it doesn't feel special or exciting any more, what am I supposed to do now?
>>
>>7778516
more surgeries
>>
>>7778514
no
idk
i know how others are but I'm not as confident as them
>>
>>7778516
kys
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>>7778516
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>>7778513
30b boobs are kinda great, because they don't bounce too much, but still have some definition.

>>7778516
just live your life?
>>
>>7778515
I do other things with them too
French things >;)
>>
>>7778509
who's anna? I don't understand this joke.
;-;
>>7778511
you know you want it

>>7778512
yeah ok. how long will I be punished this time fake sass?
>>
>>7778526
oh I got confused, sorry
>>
>>7778524
>30b
how come you don't have manribs?
>>
>>7778512
wow Charlotte, not cool.
>>
>>7778516
this is just the start. now you're ready to graduate to cock.>>7778525
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>use the reddit bra cup calculator
>pretty sure I got all the measurements right
>I'm flat as a board, about an inch difference between my underbust and bust
>it says I'm 38C

how
>>
>>7778526
I'm done lol

>>7778529
two things:
1) anorexia stunted my bone development
2) good genetics

>>7778530
I'm sorry. I still have the trip stored on my computer from last like november or something lol
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>>7778533
yeah wtf im 4 months in and it's giving me 34C

is this the female equivalent to creating a calculator to hugbox dick size?
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>>7778537
I think so, I'm super flat there's no way I'm a C cup. What the fug.
>>
>>7778537
>>7778539
I'm also 4 months HRT too as of 3 days ago
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>>7778533
>>7778537
no, you both just still have back muscles that fuck up the measurements. You have to take an inch or two off the bust measurement for an accurate reading. My measurements have gotten more accurate with time on HRT
>>
>>7778533
Did you use metric or inches?
>>
>>7778516
masculinity surgery
>>7778482
i wanna be a final fantasy anime girl ;_;


tfw 34a
>>
Soup nerds
>>
>>7778533
lol, I've been on hormones for a month and probably have a-cups and it said I was DD
>>
>>7778533
You aren't using the trans one, we have a deep root because of wider chests
>>7778523
I'm not trying it just happens!
>>7778521
What a waste of a moral lesson
>>7778519
What should I get next? I was thinking Brazilian butt lift
>>7778532
But my throat is narrower now, it's going to have to be girlcock only
>>
>>7778551
>What should I get next?
ffs?
>>
>>7777183
lmao this post got screencapped on kiwifarms
>>
>>7778551
>You aren't using the trans one
http://www.brasizecalculator.
tk/
If you share a trans-centric calculator similar to the one in the link above that would be great.
>>
>>7778548
bully phienchen until she cries, so she can't focus on her presentations and ends up bursting into tears in the middle of them
>>
>>7778548
how are you today? :3 also where were you the last few days?
>>
tfw no money for surgeries D:
>>
>>7778559
Im prob never gonna have another presentation again tho, so you need another angle here

>>7778560
am okay, just drinking and surfing the net
I didnt do much of anything the last few days. just trying to get the stress out of my system
>>
>>7778520
tell me who
tell me who
i just wanna know which one is wife material
>>
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ok, I've got some labs to do today. Can't waste all the time I have. Cyaaaa~
>>
>>7778544
>36A
I liked it better when it hugboxed me.
>>
>>7778551
>you aren't using the trans one
where can i find that?
>>
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>>7778568
Godspeed Charlotte
>>
>>7778570
It doesnt really matter, because bras are made for cisgirl bodies.
I am currently wearing a 70D but I am nowhere near an actual D cup.
>>
>>7778565
>Im prob never gonna have another presentation again tho, so you need another angle here
damn, i see you've thought this through
>>
>>7778551
i've NEVER had girlcock b4!
would u reccomended?
>>
>>7778576
yes!!!
scheinfrei masterrace.
I just need to write 3 papers, get all of my shit approved, have final exams and then just wirte a mastersthesis.
>>
>>7778565
love ducky forever, give her crackers everyday so she waves her ducky tail and make sure her pond is nice and clean so she had fresh water to play in
>>
>>7778558
https://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/wiki/shallow

Use that, modify with this, and I'd go down a cup size or two to start from what that calculator says
>>
>>7778570
sounds about right
at least now you won't waste both time and money buying a bra that doesn't fit
Get a bralette or something - most come with pads, and they're not form-fitted
and don't listen to phien lol - a well-fitted bra can make all the difference in the world

>>7778572
yiss~!
>>
>>7778548
soup is evil!
>>
>>7778565
that's what I try too. I just couldn't take it anymore and went to my doctor. now I'm at home wasting time but you still go to uni right? I'm that suicidal bw anon if you remember me :3
>>
>>7778566
no
but it's pretty obvious since I'm the dumb one
>>
>>7778577
Mine is smooth and little and tastes like vanilla pudding
>>
>>7778586
vanilla you say
>>
>>7778591
NIM WAIT FOR EVA
>>
>>7778524
ughhhhhhhh i just want to own more than two bras that fit now ;-;
and i wanna be able to go w/out on lay zeee dayssss
>>
>>7778583
just like me!!

>>7778584
heyo! I remember you
no I am done with classes, as in Ive passed them all, so best case scenario I guess.

no uni because termbreak. I just have like one last session next friday.

>>7778580
OMG!!!
so nice :33

>>7778582
impressive reading comprehension famalam.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

my point was that the number/letter doesnt matter as long as it fits. wearing a if you wear an 80A or a 70D doesnt actually change your breastsize, but it seems surreal to have Ds (for me) even if that size is the only one thats tight enough around my underbust and supports my breasts.
>>
>>7778516
Just be yourself. ;)
Who are you?
What do you want?
>>
>>7778585
people who think theyre as dumb as you do probably just have a low self esteem and are a lot smarter
even if you are a blank slate
>>
>>7778596
best nazi on 4chan!
>>
>>7778516
congratulations
you won
>>
>>7778601
thank you anon!
Ive worked long and hard for that
>>
>>7778600
no, it's basically confirmed, I'm an idiot

but it's ok, you're nice to me and I'm learning to be less autistic
>>
>>7778596
hope you're doing okay duckduck ^>^
>>
>>7777777
>>
>>7778592
ok sorry ;-;

she just wants to cuddle tho!
>>
Parry Queen (male)
>>
>>7778595
I have one bra that fits and two formless bras - my size is actually unusually small, so it's almost impossible to find anything.

>>7778596
>wearing a 70D
>doesn't fit
>doesn't matter because bras are for cis girls
is there something I'm not comprehending?
>>
>>7778611
>>7778591
I bet she would cry seeing this
>>
>>7778616
i was just messing around ;-;
>>
>>7778619
/mtfg/ is serious business nim
>>
>>7778615
yes.
the 70D fits. thats my entire point.
my breasts look more like Bs or Cs, but if I wear Cs I dont get support and walking stairs or driving over bumpy roads hurts them.
I am drunk tho, so I guess I am hard to understand today, my bad.
>>
>>7778620
you're right! i should've known!
>>
>>7778619
she is very fragile, don't hurt her
>>
>>7778619
yea, with evas heart :o
>>
>>7778624
>>7778625
you're all bullying me ;-;
>>
someone make a new thread (not nim though)
>>
>>7778629
I-IT WAS JUST A JOKE I'M SORRY JUST PLEASE DON'T HURT EVAS FEELINGS
>>
>>7778596
great :D I knew you would make it. for me it's like ok tier scenario. I'm just at home listening to music and thinking about what should I do next.
>>
>>7778586
I'm not even joking but this sounds sooo good, and I would like to experience irl
>>
>>7778633
i wont im sorry!

i try to make her feel better but sometimes i can't :(
>>
>>7778629
don't hurt her
>>
>>7778635
what do you want to do?
>>
>>7778636
p gross senpai
>>
>>7778606
tell me who or im gonna be very upset
;__;
>>
don't hurt gelgel
>>
>>7778643
I'm too scared to tell
sorry
but you're p cool
>>
>>7778638
>>7778646
why do you think im gonna hurt her :(

im not mean
>>
>>7778647
Tell me instead o.o
>>
>>7778640
I want to live off making art/creating content but also have to start transition/find another solution soon. I don't think I can deal with "normal" jobs for a long time. I make music with my best friend and edit some videos every other day.
>>
>>7778654
oh thats challenging. have you already had success with it?
Ive recently thought about getting back into online poker. I wonder if that's a viable approach to earn some money, but I havent played in years, and it was always kinda taxing to multitable 10-20 tournaments at the same time. back in 2009 I decided it wasnt worth it, Idk if Id see it differently today, even tho now I am actually broke and could use every cent.
>>
>tfw I just want my brain back the way it was before. ;___;
>>
>>7778641
No part of Faye could ever be gross, desu.
>>
>>7778649
nim I wanna give you a quick lesson on skype later if that's cool. non-charged.

I was thinking of something in the shower last night about voice that I think would help you a lot.
>>
>>7778669
>thinking about nim in the shower
>>
>>7778669
If I let you think about me in the shower then could I get a free voice lesson too?
>>
Not walking straight anymore
You see the light
But you can't find the door
This is the closest you've come to coming undone
And you crave more and more
And everything's alright
>>
>>7778669
>thinking about nims throat in the shower
>>
>>7778670
>not thinking about trips grabbing you from behind in the shower
>>
>>7778669
i think about you in the shower too, zheanna
>>
>>7778669
SO LEWD!!!!!!!!
>>
>>7778680
I think about being in the middle of a trip dogpile during my showers
>>
>>7778654
Did you change your mind on transitioning or am I confusing you with someone?
>>
>>7778680
>ignoring request for vanilla flavor test drive
...
>>
>when ur coworkers call the beast that made fun of you a giant lanky smelly amish girl.

:') btfo roasty
>>
>tfw ur manhands make you great at stacking shit on shelves
>>
>>7778663
define success
most youtube videos where I was involved didn't went well but my dads cooking channel kinda starts getting lowkey popular.
gambling/selling drugs would be options too I guess but I don't really like both of those ideas.
I have like 5k by the end of march and will get alg I after that so I could start something.
>>7778688
I thought alot about it and talked to some people and I think I am trans. I probably was denying it to myself before.
>>
so do we just not make new threads anymore or
>>
>>7778697
This is the last thread mtfg is cancelled
>>
>>7778669
oh ill see if i can but im actually moving today!

i don't have that much stuff so hopefully it'll be done today!

if not then tomorrow or monday! thanks for being so nice :3
>>
>>7778697
This is the last thread
>>
>>7778693
>tfw elanna will never stack you on shelves

why even live

>>7778695
success as in do you make substantial money from it?

gambling has the upside of at least being legal I guess
>>
>>7778685
>>7778679
>>7778670
omg!! how! I was thinking about voice!!!!! Nim is pure I'm not allowed to think about her in the shower.

>>7778671
sure :D

>>7778680
Faye I only think of u bby

>>7778685
>.<

HOW
>>
>>7778692
>someone who made fun of you got made fun of
nice
>for being giant and lanky
o-oh
>>
>>7778697
No.
>>
>>7778698
and i never got to complete my gay arc :(
>>
>>7778701
I wanna bench press u
>>
>>7778702
>Nim is pure

yes but evidently YOU ARENT!! D:
>>
>>7778707
isn't a gay arc just a rainbow?
>>
>>7778707
The writers had you taking a penis up your bum by September. Spoilers tho
>>
>>7778707
Well I had some ideas for an ending
>>
>>7778708
what does this entail? exactly I mean
>>
>>7778709
reeee I was thinking about vocal formant, I swear!!!

Also, hello beautiful sister, I hope you are well this evening. :)
>>
>>7778647
sorry i keep forgetting about this tab
just teeelll me
or add me on discord and say if you dont want too
>>
>>7778712
But was it a feminine penis or a masculine one?
>>
>>7778714
I lift you up over my head and use you as a barbell c:
>>
>>7778680
Hot!
but I would never do that, it would feel like I'm invading their privacy or something
>>
>>7778719
Yes
>>
>>7778724
Nice
>>
>>7778717
>I was thinking about the shape of her throat
>>
>>7778695
Good luck with your transition, don't let psychs bully you.
>>
>>7778721
Oh I am okay with that
will you also throw me away after youre done with your workout?

>>7778717
I am onto you :P

>I hope youre well

ya
got sparkling wine. its pretty nice
>>
>>7778729
When was the precise moment that MTFG jumped the shark?
>>
>>7778712
what happens in september?

do i get hit by a stray gay tractor beam or something
>>
>>7778713
lets hear it!
>>
>>7778731
what does this mean, I cant into idioms
>>
>>7778718
ok, I have to download it again cause my computer messed up a while ago
>>
>>7778729
>will you also throw me away after youre done with your workout?
No, she'll rack her weights.
Her weight rack is her bed though.
>>
>>7778729
No, you're far too precious to throw away

>>7778732
You meet a cute boy and he bums you in the shower c:
>>
>>7778738
what's he like
>>
>>7778735
When a show's ratings get so low that the scriptwriters start making up wacky plotlines to keep viewers interested
>>
>>7778735
Basically, jumping the shark=peaking.
>>
>>7778736
ye ye go ahead
i think my discord name rn is blackula#8215
>>
>>7778742
Spoilers
Also
>lil nimmy wants to know what her first bf will be like
Cute
>>
>>7778742
>>7778732
>>7778734
poor eva
>>
>>7778743
oh, that happened in late 2013, after I left for the first time

>>7778738
OMG!!!
hugbox

>>7778737
WEW LEWD
>>
>>7778731
with CNT, the most one-dimensional and least plausible character ever
she was hastily written out ofc but I think that was it
>>
>>7778729
>will you also throw me away after youre done with your workout?
hott desu..

>got sparkling wine. its pretty nice
yum, I'm smoking the jazz cabbage. :3

>>7778727
reeee
>>
>>7778738
>There's a scene planned where nim has sex in the shower
>Zheanna was thinking about nim in the shower earlier
Really makes you think.
>>
>>7778701
selling drugs is easier tho and doesn't depend on luck like gambling. both of those are still worst case scenario options if I need money. I guess I just need to try more stuff. it's hard to motivate myself to get out of bed or do something at all. I need like somebody to remind me to do shit.
>>7778728
thanks :3 I never went to a psych before. I'm happy that I grew my hair out already.
>>
>>7778751
damn druggies baka
coming to think of it, Ive been drinking a lot recently. I probably should stop doing this one of these days.
>>
>>7778755
BUT I DONT THINK ABOUT GIRLS LIKE THAT
>>
>>7778756
Poker doesnt really require luck long term.
Gesetz der großen Zahlen and such.
>>
>>7778747
ANON STOP
>>
>>7778745
I can't find you
>>
>>7778758
Well you just need a really good experience with one that you won't forget
>>
>>7778746
it's just hypothetical!

obviously this show takes place in an alternate universe
>>
>>7778755
>>7778758
oh my goodness
>>
>>7778669
>nim is taking voice lessons
that's pretty cute. i bet she's all shy on mic
>>
>>7778763
the poor girl...
>>
>>7778773
stop being mean :(
>>
>>7778758
What if she was gorgeous, treated you like a woman, and had a dick?
>>
I'm making it my mission to make zhe gay
>>
I love my girlfriend. <3
>>
>>7778776
no beeps that's mean
>>
>>7778780
my goal was to make nim gay
it was a rousing success
>>
>>7778781
im not gay im straightgay
>>
>>7778776
Tag team?
>>
>>7778760
yeah you are right. I'll keep that in my mind. I didn't get into gambling as much as I want to yet so maybe it's fun too.
>>
>>7778777
shut up, gloomy
>>
>>7778782
ur straight-up gay
>>
>>7778782
No, Nim's gay. Gay for girls, since she's a girl.
>>7778786
I'm not Gloomy but why the fuck would you bully Gloomy?
>>
stop calling me gay it hurts my feelings
>>
>>7778780
You're next
>>7778784
Tfw you'll never eiffel tower zhe with faye, shotgun beers and high five
>>
>>7778764
8215?
are you sure? it looks right
i cant figure out why
>>
>>7778794
Can it be a wine cooler, I don't really like beer any more now that I'm a girl
>>
>>7778793
Wanna be called a lesbian instead? It's like being called gay but different.
>>
>>7778793
Would you prefer homosexual?
>>
>>7778795
what discord server are you on?
>>
>>7778798
that's a little better but it still hurts

>>7778799
mmmm no!
>>
>>7778793
ur probably bi just get over it
>>
>>7778803
i think we probably arent in any lol
hmmm this is tedious now
i changed it to anime#8215 lol
try it
>>
>>7778805
You don't have to put labels on it, you can just be a girl and I can be your girlfriend and that's that
>>
>>7778774
I bet she is going to cry
>>
new
>>7778817
>>
>>7778808
I think I got it, discord is confusing
>>
>>7777281
y-you have a chance...
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