/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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i will be a cute girl one day

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nutmeg is sleeping don't wake him up okay

>>7752437
*cudds nutmeg*

sheen threads are the best threads
the greatest threads
they make me happy bigly

>>7752437
*spanx nutmeg*

>>7752431
it wont be very long i prom

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>>7752441
>>7752445
omg wtf is he doing

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>>7752443
heya wanna b buddis?

>>7752453
buddi

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>>7752442
i agree desu

lauren is my buddi y/n

>>7752462
n

>>7752462
y

>>7752464
>>7752466
which one is it omg

>>7752452
he looks like me if i was a cat
>>7752469
trust me buddi

>>7752469
when in doubt, go with the first answer.

nimbud

>>7752471
are you in a lil bun right now juni

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Don't recognize the person in the mirror.

Watching my oneitis happy with their soulmate.

Feeling more and more like I should just pull the trigger instead of spending every free hour I have with my gun in my mouth and dreaming of something better.

Why do I bother lying to myself that things get better, I'll never be a real girl..

>>7752474
;3

>>7752475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tmc8rJgxUI

One of the most AGP starts to a thread I have ever seen

REMINDER TO DRINK YOUR FIVE DAILY BOTTLES OF WATER

>>7752475
there's more things to life than just yr identity
don't dwell on vanity
lots of ugly people are happy

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am i cute

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I warned you about them stairs bro.

>>7752495
and gallon of warm salted yoghurt

>>7752497
are you in our dimension

>>7752497
looks like rocko fused with yahweh
is there an original image to this?

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>>7752503
stop bullying me

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>>7752509

>>7752496
I don't care if I'm pretty or not, I just want to find some sort of peace to all this.

I want all the noise, the grief, the guilt to go away.

tfw no gf

>>7752513
im a sub

>>7752518
OwO

>>7752475
What is oneitis?

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kinda just wanna pin someone to the ground and make them squirm and moan desu

>>7752524
no that's bad i won't let yiu

>>7752524
I want to get pinned

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>>7752514
all we can do is move on
i was feeling particularly guilty and shameful yesterday but there's nothing we can do except remember to not reach those points again.
>>7752524
oh i love that shit

>>7752524
ooooh my
blush

>>7752518
no you're vanilla

>>7752475
Oneitis is a myth. You can all those qualities and more in someone else. Don't give up. Sorry tho ull be ok

>>7752533
yeah maybe

im gonna vanilla-y have my arms and legs around eva when she comes to visit me at my dorm tho :o

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>>7752525
it's not a matter of 'letting me'

>>7752530
my schedule is pretty open

>>7752531
:^) good

>>7752532
;3

I want to get kissed and hugged and fugged

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ
Hey everyone, how are y'all doing? I had a frickin great day hanging out with friends, I'm rly happy and exhausted

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>>7752524
Are you sure you're not the one who wants to get pinned?

>>7752539
uhhh yeah it is

ill stop you >:)

>>7752536
What is oneitis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6ro2R3esHA
wtf does she mean about the backwards part after moving your thyroid cartilage upward

>>7752545
I don't allow myself in such situations~

>>7752547
with those buff cably arms of yours right? I throw you around like you're made of paper, lil girl!

>>7752553
by not posting other people's pics

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tfw want to be a mistress/nanny/housemaid for my two irl crushes that started dating.
>>7752542
*wraps around you*
>>7752544
hey cute librarian girl with a gun
<3

>>7752531
Easier said than done.. considering repressing again until I'm 30 then just blowing my head off, idk.

>>7752536
The crazy thing is that he's a complete twat and I only want him so much because I know I can never have him. I know there's plenty of people out there who would actually care about me he was there for me when I needed someone..

Stupid feelings how do they work. And fuck me I'm crying again

Has anyone else basically lost all sexual response on HRT? Is there anything that can be done about that?

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I wanted one thing out of the Overwatch event. One fucking skin, but no. They had to take CTF and make it shitty and that's what everyone played. Son of a bitch.

>>7752563
ive lost the "urge" but i can still get myself going if i really want to

is that gone for you too?

>>7752562
>considering repressing again until I'm 30 then just blowing my head off, idk.
are you me?

>>7752563
I hear you get it back after a while but in the rad new fem variety

>>7752554
n-no

>>7752570
what gets you going?
muscles? beards? chesthair? being held? imagining things pressing into your lower back?

>>7752563
it comes in waves but i think my upped dosage will slow it down a bit more
i think i'm still experiencing male sexuality
which is kind of disturbing to know desu

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I have all the paperwork to change my name and when I woke up today my dog was on my bed being cute
How is everyone else

that frustrated feeling when you want to bitch about somebody, but can't.

>>7752576
>>7752570

Same here. Considering I wasn't crazy about fapping to begin with, no big whoop.

>>7752570
Yeah, that's gone. Probably because I neglected to fap frequently enough because I wasn't ever in the mood and didn't take needing to do so anyways seriously.
>>7752572
Hasn't happened for me, I'm about 20 months in on HRT so I'd think if it was going to happen it'd have happened already.

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>I want to transition but idk if I should
>fall asleep hoping for dysphoria to pass
>have a strange dream I'm getting married to this guy I was extremely into a long time ago
>wake up to reality
>life isn't fair

fuck I look in the mirror and I see a girl
I look in the full length mirror and I see a girl
I go put on skimpier clothing and I look even more like a girl

soooo gay

>>7752590
hmm

maybe you should try forcing yourself to be maintainence so you don't lose it for good

hey i was wondering, when did you start noticing muscle loss and fat redistribution

>>7752592
Why do you think you shouldn't?

>>7752592
how come you don't know if you should?

>>7752593
and like in a few months whenever you speak you will sound like a girl
sooo gaaaay

>>7752571
When I was like 12 I told myself I'd kill myself at like 13 because I was going through puberty and didn't want to go through a male puberty

When I was like 14 I told myself I'd kill myself at 16

When I was 16 and got kicked out and had no money for hormones I told myself I'd just at least make it to 18 then hang myself or something

...

I'm 25 now and keep pushing it back.. But every day it seems more and more tempting to just pull the trigger. Surely nothingness and oblivion is better than living like this.

>>7752588
sure you can
do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7752592
dream day
>>7752593
<3 MOMMI

>>7752576
not frequently so it's not gay!!

Which trips deserve love?

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>>7752554
Its not a matter of you allowing it.

>>7752563
Sexual response goes to zero in all females during puberty. It is to help keep them from using the equipment and getting pregnant while the equipment is maturing. Sexual response will return when that period is done.

>>7752593
damn dude the only thing gayer is if you gave someone your room number so they could send you flowers

>>7752563
My sexual urges are super strange
I don't get going but I feel the need to vent my sexual frustrations anyway
I caaan get myself in that mood if I really try though!

>>7752606
everbody itt

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>>7752560
Hi there!

>>7752593
Sounds like a nice place to be in.

>>7752600
>.< don't remind me I'm freaking out

>>7752603
patpat
>>7752609
beep, if you do that you better leave a return address so I can send you a teddy bear

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ok, so i accidentally discovered how sensitive my butt has become while i was in the shower.
gross, right?

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this is the first tranny I've seen play smash competitively...or actually even the first woman

>>7752603
Can't,,,

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>>7752607
Ooh a power struggleee..
A fight you want, mmh?

>>7752596
I don't know, I noticed that I was weaker within a month or so, but I was never very muscled to begin with so I didn't really notice appearance-wise. Fat distribution changes occurred so slowly that I didn't really notice the changes happening. Sorry I can't give a better estimate.

I can't force myself anymore, it just doesn't work mechanically, it's hard to explain.

I'm on the mommy squad

>>7752615
<3
>>7752619
<3
>>7752620
<3
>>7752624
Y

>>7752606
literally none of them

>>7752619
you'll be fine.

>>7752623
That's because Street Fighter is better.

>>7752608
That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about puberty to say for sure.

>>7752635
their very different games
also no its not

>>7752630
it's old dirty laundry from long past, but still pisses me off.

/pol/ here, haven't posted here for a while. How's things? Not met Oryx yet (at least I think that was the name they used on here) - haven't got that much in common I guess.

>>7752619
>don't remind me I'm freaking out
you will be fine, just dont be surprised if boys check you out more because you have an unclockable voice

>>7752623
you havent been into melee for long have you?
>>7752619
o///o you wouldnt... can i send it to your hotel or do you want me to wait until youre home : s

>>7752623
There's a small handful of competitive smash ladies, but Xaltis is the only one good enough to make it far into tournaments imo. It feels like in almost every export the only top level female players are trannies, wonder if it's cause all the T makes them more competitive?

LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
>>7752629
what did anon mean by this
>>7752632
you spelled all rong
>>7752639
plz tell me?
>>7752641
we're still girls

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>>7752629
So believe me, I get it. You get to milk yourself and steal a peak in mommies room. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a mommy ? What's more, daughterus might get the wrong idea and try to breastfeed from you, which is hella mommy. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all miwky wiwky, we'd milk him and laugh and it was creamy , but then we started letting him tuck us in and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he LACTATED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the milk stayed and he had the face of a fucking mommy and acted totally motherly, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end being his special girl some day and that's mommy as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late

>>7752637
every girl I've talked to had a period where they were just not interested in anything sexual and it was right during maturation of the uterus and breasts. Once they were mature enough, sexual desires came back.

>>7752641
Sup /pol/, what brings you here? Are you a chaser or a repressed tranny?

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>>7752625
I'm always down for an easy win.

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>Everyone talking about keeping their dick

Am I the only one who is completely okay with shutting down my sex drive?

>>7752602
Get on hrt stat. Dont even worry about not passing. Its better to try than to just straight up kill yourself.

>>7752649
Huh. Well, I can hope that that's what's happening I suppose.

>>7752651
Neither, just like reading these threads for some reason. I'm not mean, don't worry.

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>>7752653
Don't be so confident~
I'll have you kneeling and panting before you even know it.

>>7752644
>you havent been into melee for long have you?
idk I've never seen any women in tournaments online, I guess its only the top spots of the tournament I usually see

>>7752654
Axing your dick won't get rid of your sex drive. Getting a vagina will probably greatly increase it now that you can actually have sex with the part you want to have.

>>7752646
The plastic lying bitch accused me of having an affair with her husband when there was zero cause to. I'd only talked to her husband 5 times and she was there for three of them, and others were around for the rest. Years later I find out she was having an affair at that same time she made her accusations against me.

>>7752654
I thought I would be, I was happy with it for quite a while, but after a while it's started to be frustrating that I can't respond to anything. Maybe it'll be different for you.

>>7752495
>Drinking water in bottles
Why?

>>7752655
I'm already on HRT but it feels so pointless

I'm on 400mg of spiro and my test is still 100 and won't go lower

I can't afford an orchi right now, I can soon but it still feels pointless

>>7752677
we can't all afford your fancy water filters!

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now i'm thinking about getting myself a vibrator when i start earning money.
i feel like i ought to think something's wrong w/ me but i really like what's going on here.
am i crazy?

>>7752678
try cypro!

>>7752669
cheating is shitty
i'm sorry
you two were close i'm assuming?
>>7752677
<3

>>7752654
No im getting my dick inverted as soon as i can afford it. Fuck i can barely live with it as is

>>7752677
because doctors and science
duh

>>7752654
No, I feel the same. But I'm not on hrt yet so whenever i touch my dick it inevitably leads to masturbation. It's unfortunate.

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>>7752667

I dunno. I've always been kind of (Don't laugh) demisexual. Not been aroused by much to begin with, and there's only two...three people I've met that I'd consider sexual relations with.

>>7752671

I suppose we'll see, then. I feel okay with it right now.

>>7752683
Waiting on QHI and In house to send some to me, I ordered it from both just in case one doesn't work.

Trying to just hold on another few weeks until it arrives and I can nuke this testosterone away.

>>7752678
>my test was 35 on my first exam, pre HRT
>16 second
>5 last time
haha gee gee

>>7752654
>cum with my dick with my bf for the second time in 4 months sexually active with him yesterday
>feel worse than prostate/nip orgasms
this thing is worthless

>>7752696
well it should be less than a month, at least for one of those to arrive in all likelihood!

>>7752697
i was 25 on my first test 2 months in

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>>7752697
>tfw still can't live down the fact that t was 918ng/dL

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>>7752677
Because can you do this with a tap?

>>7752693
I suppose that's valid, but no sense not giving yourself a chance to enjoy sex if your mind changes later.

>>7752684
No, but both her and her husband seamed like they would be good to become friends with, and it seamed friendly up until that day she flipped out. He did look mortified...

>>7752697
If that's ng/dL, then you just needed to add E. 35ng/dL is in female range.

>>7752696
good luck, cypro is nice =)

>>7752705
i mean
i was one of the Respiridone gyno kids
so i was already halfway there
>tfw didnt sue for the horror of having gyno before spending the money on hrt and cute clothes

>>7752712
i been on for 8 months senpai
though i havent had a test since november and wont again til mid march
think i was around

mom please flush it all away
>>7752708
did you two meet here?

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>>7752705
damn, my balls hurt

>>7752722
*around 30 in november
and the changes have super amped up since then, i'm kinda half-time publically now
no pics because im a fat fuck despite looking like a fat fuck gril

>>7752713
I was on cypro before, thanks. Not looking forward to the hellish fatigue and depression. Right now I can drink a liter of water before going to bed and still wake up with a hangover because of how dehydrated I am on 400mg of spiro though.

I feel a little better now..

>>7752646
tfw Ænima came out over 40 years ago

>>7752729
half life is 40 hours so just take 12.5mg once every two days.

>>7752723
here didn't exist yet. We met a party a common friend threw.

>>7752729
Drink enough water that you need to pee 4+ times a day.

>>7752735
woah
>>7752741
oh

>>7752738
I was trying 50mg every other day before and my test came back so I was planning on 12.5mg every day or 25mg.

>>7752677
some places don't have drinkable tap water

but usually its because white people are stupid and don't like how tap water tastes

>>7752746
I drink like 6 to 8 liters a day..

>only 100 spiro a day
>still next to no test
being lowtest numale my whole life paid off

>>7752738
damn im taking 50mg every day, these doses are confusing

>>7752751
but they'll gladly chug water from their local restaurants....
which serve tap water

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>>7752598
Just fears of not passing I want to really do it but I got these passing moments like I'm hopeless
>>7752599
Just doubts I get from time to time I wish I could just say I'm going to but I'm so indecisive sometimes ugh

>>7752603
>dream day
Right!?!?!?

>>7752644
late valentines sounds pretty ok

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>>7752754
>tfw started out as high-t piece of garbage

whats mtfgs weirdest fetish

>>7752773
yaoi

>>7752747
Kinda funny that I had many friends in the same apartment building they lived in. So sometimes we'd run across each other around the place, but most of those happened after her blowup. I wonder if it was drug induced. Still sad about it. He never got the chance to teach me how to play the guitar better

>>7752777
that's not weird

>>7752773
shit thats a tough one
i got a bunch but i dont think any of them are all that weird.

>>7752773
pee

>>7752770
you having the confidence to facepost is almost giving me the same
too bad i know i'll only get >>>/fit/ when i do

>>7752773
fapping to the thought of chopping my dick off

totally not agp

>>7752773
I want a boy to stick his mouth on my mouth

>>7752773
I like to create blue balls.

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>>7752773
smoking fetish

>>7752773
im a fucking exhib
i could never act on it because it's such a stereotypical tranny thing and gives trannys a bad name
but i want to be watched being fucked by hundreds of guys all jerking it to me

>>7752777
i can only get off to yaoi anymore if the boyfriend isnt involved

>>7752773
haha not agp hahahahah

>>7752773
diaps

>>7752773
Turning into a girl

>>7752792
>boyfriend smokes
>i think its hot as shit but at the same time am scared for him and me bc i dont know if secondary smoke is bad for trannys too like smoking itself is

>>7752800
That's normal around here....

>>7752773
threesome with a couple
or
genuine rape
>>7752780
:(

>>7752801
it is...no getting out of it because you are a tranny

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One down, many, many more to go

>>7752792
My favourite.

Does anyone know why body hair isn't slowing down I'm on 50 mg of cypro but my body hair wont go away.

>>7752666
oh its like tranny mecca apparently
>>7752758
and it tastes like trash too
>>7752761
tfw ur gonna send faye cute stuff

>>7752806
nice

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>>7752801
It's not. Smoking is bad for trannies because nicotine increases your risk of blood clots, the amount in second hand is not worth worrying about.
Also, nice, I wish I had a smoker gf or bf to share a cig with...

>>7752773
>normie replies

>>7752806
>she's even fatter than me
hahaaa maybe i can post and not feel bad
also cg senpai good jonb

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>>7752754
same
>tfw 100mg spiro and t level is on lower end of cis girl level
>>7752773
TF/TG/corruption
desu a lot of it was from finding ways to repress, maybe degredation/humiliation stuff besides that

>>7752811
that's normal, you shouldn't expect significant body hair changes

>>7752820
um excuse me >>7752790

>>7752804
>>7752804
The look on her face sometimes was priceless. One time I told her she was just going to have to get used to me because I was going to be apartment sitting for a friend for a few months. He was trying not to laugh after I said that.

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>:O

>tfw you miss CNT

>>7752817
okay, thanks for the info senpai
glad he can smoke in the car with me or whatever and i wont die on the spot>>7752811

>>7752812
>tfw you're going to send beep cuter stuff
>>7752802
But it's my only real fetish

>>7752773
armpits

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>>7752822

IMO, I'm doing better. If I can just work on lunches so ordering pizza isn't so tempting, I'd be in better shape. Also, I know it's because of the thread, but >she

>>7752814

Thank you, both of you.

>>7752823
>tfw when i started was just over high fem test
>below normal by a bunch now
even qter incoming

>>7752827
people suck sometimes

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>>7752773
Physical abuse, mostly being punched or cut.
I also like strangulation of animals, and of course being degraded and dominated.

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>>7752781
how about this then?

>>7752836
>But it's my only real fetish
but you told me you wanted heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation and you wanted to be the girl

>>7752773
getting topped by an old man who looks (and sounds) like a girl

>>7752844
tfw not a cat boy

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>>7752773

This is going to sound really fucking weird because it's hard to explain, but platonic corruption. Like, you start out as a good person, standing up for good and all that, and someone twists you around to their way of thinking, forces you to the evil side.

...yeah. It's weird.

>>7752843
*strangles u to deth*

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good night friends

>>7752844
I feel like pegging isn't really that weird either like people joke about it all the time

sleep tight juni

>>7752854
Domesticate me

>>7752839
its literally just lunches for me too
running daily
eating good dinners and breakfasts
i just keep doing burg for lunch

>>7752850
/pol/ here, this is one of my things. Most kinds of corruption I like, but I like a lot of other stuff too. I have a horrible feeling that my fetishes are more degenerate than mtfg's.

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>>7752865
>i just keep doing burg for lunch
nobody can blame you

>>7752822
I think everyone here is thinner than me if that would make you feel better anon
>>7752840
jelly

>>7752842
Yep...

Captcha: Abbey Road
lol kinda fitting.

>>7752830
the hero /mtfg/ needs

>>7752875
oh shit im anon fuck
both of those were me tho
and i hope so senpai
27 bmi hurts

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>>7752864

That's also hot.

>>7752865

You know what pisses me off? I have a great bike, a 500 dollar bike

3000 miles away!

>>7752871

I like almost all corruption, but a lot of the hentai is just "You have fucked me so hard I'm evil now." and that's just not as hot. Plus a lot of the time, it's also "I'm evil; you can tell because I now also have a dick"

>>7752862
ummm.
how about....
geez, i got nothing. i must be so fucking vanilla here

>>7752888
Personality change is the key I think, it's better if it's gradual.

>>7752888
>tfw fantastic $25 garage sale bike ive had half a decade
>its super manly
i just use my building's couple of cardio machines
notably the eliptical

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I want too hug all the trips

>>7752900
even the big ones

>>7752900
hugg oliv

>>7752888
hard to find cute boys who also like being abusive

>>7752864
ill put a collar on you and force you to walk on all fours while i forcefeed you popcorn okay?

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>>7752905

>Abusive

No I just want a nice collar

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Are there any conservative mtfs out there? Like straight up voted for Trump, reigistered as a Repuboican and is somewhat religious but not deeply in to it. I want a girl with those attributes and she better know here way around a gun.

Anyone of you fit that?

>>7752903
equal amounts of hugs will be distributed to every trip
>>7752904
houg

these are the only actually weird fetishes I could find on /d/ what do you think

>>>/d/7200404
>>>/d/7242840
>>>/d/7244019

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>>7752900
*hugs*

>>7752905
>boyfriend likes spanking
i-it's better than nothing i guess
he does do it pretty hard when he wants
and he also likes teasing me and making me beg a lot

>>7752910
i want more tho

>>7752908
know my way with a gun
but i use it against fascists not for them

>>7752908
god redpanels is so fucking stupid

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誰かが私に浸透してください

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>>7752908

I almost voted for him, almost. I agree with some of his policies. Hate him personally, but some of his policies make sense. When I saw the people supporting him, though...I'm a moderate.

>Not having a gun
>Not practicing with it at least once a month
>2017
>seriously?.jpg

>>7752773
exobitionism

>>7752912
omg did she died

>>7752917
anyone who asks for more that the prescribed amount of hugs will be punished with 150% increased tightness of hug

you will be crushed to death

>>7752906
thanks nim

>>7752907
obviously.

>>7752914
Being spanked is fun but i want it a lot more than that

>>7752931
no butter tho srry :^(

>>7752930
>omg did she died
No! At least I hope not >.>

>tfw old friend is asking when you knew u were a girl
>tfw idk and i feel like a fraud

>>7752773
Dullahan girls. I win

>>7752943
: (

>>7752930
wtf what's wrong with being selfish

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>>7752908
yes
I'm more of a conservative (on most things) than a republican
but I've never shot a gun :(

>>7752922
redpanels are great actually

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>>7752951
absolutely nothing :^)

>>7752952
not really, the dude is a complete idiot who only know how to react to SJW bullshit and has no educated personal philosophy behind the typical vanilla fascism

fuck it, I'm going to cam

I'm done being a neet

someone tl;dr how

>>7752952
>haha we're just gonna murder you because you hit us
>still pretending you have the upper ground
punches in response to murder = murder
good morals faglord

>>7752956
why was she such a meanie

>>7752960
>buy cam
>show dick
>flirt with ur viewers

>>7752960
be attractive

>>7752964
she grew up in despotic communism

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>>7752959
>typical vanilla fascism
please don't go full-sass on me and call everything fascist

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>>7752952

>>7752969
This I can do
>>7752970
This is impossible

WELP day of the rope tomorrow girls

it's been fun

>>7752974
I'm not, I'm calling the redpanels guy an uneducated idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8G6kjFsE8

>>7752974
>shill
thats fascist comrade

my ferret and my musk turtle just kissed and it was SO FUCKING CUTE

>>7752980
omg that sounds so cute if i saw that irl I think I would die

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Is pizza more trutrans if you make it yourself from scratch?

>>7752986
only if it's cheese

>>7752930
She was being greeted hello in a typical big cat fashion.

>>7752986
anything cooked is trutrans
cooking is trutrans in and of itself

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>>7752986
yes gaylanna
it is

HI FAG

>>7752987
It's mushroom

>>7752991
yeah that's agp sorry

>destory t production
>get sick the next week
my body is telling me something...

>>7752989
I love cooking!

>>7752998
is it saying that i need to pat beep

>>7752991
>mushroom
Great taste.

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>>7752961
>>still pretending you have the upper ground
>punches in response to murder = murder
this is a confusing response
the point of the comic is nonviolent people are labeled as nazis, then are attacked
also the people with guns tend to generally have the upper-hand

>>7752976
thats pretty clever I must admit

>>7753003
so do I~ I'm a weeb tho so its mostly weebshit

>>7753008
they aren't nonviolent
you aren't nonviolent
voting for/supporting violence and violent people is violent

/pol/ - time to start using a trip here. Anyway, somewhat serious question - is possible to be friends with an MtF without anything sexual being involved? The person I started speaking to here seemed to be pretty into that being a possibility.

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>>7753009
Weeb cooking is fun

>>7752989
OK cool
>tfw no food loving partner to cook for

>>7752990
Sup faggg

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>>7752976
>but then you all admitted to being nazis
except the leftist idea of a nazi is anyone who disagrees with them

>>7753017
>is it possible to be friends with an MtF without anything sexual being involved?
>is it possible to be friends with a person without anything sexual being involved?
Yes.

GIRLS I NEED ADVICE PLEASE

https://clyp.it/wa21ayyz

>>7753014
cool
so who do I support that is violent?
I'm genuinely curious

>>7753017
why do you want to be friends with specifically an mtf

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One hour remains until national loneliness day.
If you live in central time that is.

>>7753021
>except the leftist idea of a nazi is anyone who disagrees with them
yeah basically this im no where near alt-right but people have accused me of being a nazi and i was threatened at one point

>>7753017
>tripping as a dude
This'll end well

>>7753023
BE ADVISED THIS IS ALL LIES AND SHE TRIED TO MAKE ME BEG HER NOT TO POST THIS

>>7753009
>>7753019
I dun know any weeb recipes unless thai counts.

>>7753014
>voting for violent people is violent
what act of violence has Trump performed?
overthrowing Libya? supporting jihadists in Syria? oh wait no that was Clinton
>supporting violence and violent people is violent
antifa is violent

>>7753025
Presumably, people like Spencer, Trump,etc. Especially so if you're not American, and support Le Pen/Etc.

>>7753036
>clinton
she lost
go away
also, his murdering children in yemen, including an american child

>>7753026
Because I can understand them very well.
>>7753031
W-why wouldn't it?

>>7753028
oh they've gone and made a day out of it?

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>>7753033
You, me, we need to make weebshit together sometiiime. I have most of the essentials.
Just assume everything uses dashi because it probably does

>>7753037
to lump spencer and trump in together shows how very very very little you know about either
and beyond that, neither one can reasonably be interpereted as violent
I'd really like you to give your reasoning behind saying supporting trump is supporting violence

>>7753041
so you're a tranny too?

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>>7753043
the only weeb recipe i know is shibari

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>>7753040
>she lost, so it's not relevant!
She was the only alternative to Trump.

Trump is not as bad as she is.

Therefore it is good that Trump is US President.

>>7753043
Sushi is surprisingly easy to make, made a lot of it myself. If you use fish make sure to get the sashimi grade stuff though, you don't want to get parasites from anything that hasn't been frozen to the lower temperatures they use for the sashimi grade fish.

>>7753041
No, straight guy.

>>7753043
making dashi from scratch is super nice desu
smells super good for the next day everywhere

>>7753046
>>7753056
Meant to reply to you.

>>7753057
I need to get some katsuoboshi for making dashi, although kombu dashi is decent enough.

>>7753045
state violence is still violence

>>7753030
I think the nazi thing is basically the same as calling people sjw to dismiss anything they say

>>7753061
why do you think you can understand transgirls very well then?

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>>7753047
I don't think that's edible :((

>>7753050
Yeah I've made sushi before too, it's a fun afternoon. We used farmed fresh salmon tho because it's way too pumped full of drugs to have any parasites

>>7753057
I'm way way too lazy to make my own dashi I just use the instant stuff ;_;
I've done it once tho

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Why is Ranma so adorable?

>>7753061
katsuo can be a crazy scam if you're not careful
ordering online is the best, since it's easily the most/dollar, unless you have a really good store around. My local chinese store has decent value bags, while the korean store is crazy scammy with their katsuo.

>>7753063
>I think the nazi thing is basically the same as calling people sjw to dismiss anything they say
so you are saying that sjws are the equivalent to nazis?

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>tfw no harem of cute girls for Vday tomorrow
At least I always have the gym.. ;=;

>>7753069
yeah but it leads to stuff that tastes good~

>>7753069
its not that hard, just uses up a pot for most of the day

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nope.
this 1 is adorbs

>>7753063
calling someone a nazi is a lot fucking different than an sjw

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https://twitter.com/okojo_pic_bot

>>7753063
>state violence is still violence
???
can you explain why this makes supporting trump supporting violence please?

>>7753075
whomst'd exactly do SJWs want to genocide?

>>7753078
I know it's not hard but it requires a block of time and foresight, which I usually lack

>>7753065
I tend to empathize with a lot of people, nothing much more than that.

>>7753088
anyone who disagrees with them

>>7753043
Yessss! I've been really interested in Japanese cooking lately too because I've never had it. *ashamed*

>>7753047
>the only weeb recipe i know is shibari
I... Need some of that in my life >.>

>>7753075
no I'm saying that it's easier for people to call someone a nazi or a sjw instead of actually engaging with them

>>7753080
yeah that may be but there is not really another fancy buzzword insult for right wing people

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>>7752908
Guns are cool, can't wait to get a real one.

>I think the world is run by Jews and we need ethnic cleansing, but I disagree with Hitler on a couple of things. How dare you call me a Nazi?

>>7753095
lol
saying "hey fuck you stop thinking all blacks are inherently violent read a fucking book" is not the same as going "REE ALL BLACKS ARE VIOLENT GAS THE KIKE RACE WAR NOW"