So /lgbt/ often talks about feeling different.
Time to find out if normies are amongst us.
Take the robot test anons.
>>7750581
>Just re-took the test myself
>my results
>>7750593
>>>>/pol/
This is relevant to /lgbt/ everyone always claims to be outside the norm here. Well we have the test for it.
70. Cyborg.
I feel like this is unrealistically high considering I'm a complete clusterfuck of mental illness and a NEET but whatever.
>>7750622
>mental illness
how bad we talking? If it's BPD or schizo I'd say 70 was impressive.
If the test knocked off points for AGP I might not have made it to normalfag.
>32
I think I'll just pull a Kira and perfectly emulate the normie life.
What's a good way to make my farts less smelly?
Also roll
>>7750628
Major depressive disorder w/ psychosis, avoidant personality disorder w/ agoraphobia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anorexia nervosa (restricting type).
>>7750635
>emulate the normie life
In my experience the further you are from it the harder it is to emulate, normies can smell it. When I was a cyborg I was borderline outcast.
>>7750640
Eat more plain foods like chicken
>>7750642
How does one get so JUST'ed?
>>7750607
Fine, fine, here you go then.
>>7750651
Cyborg is respectable anon-y.
I had a high 70's mark 2 years ago. I got 101 today.
>>7750581
I got "slightly strange", I thought I was destined for normalfag after I got all the sex/relationship shit, but then I got fucked in the accomplishment section.
>>7750649
I'll get my completely average and boring normie life.
>>7750679
After a long hard struggle that breaks you down and builds you back up again military style yes.
I know the feel.
>tfw normie now
>tfw bored and empty
I would usually get drunk now but as a normie I can't do that till Friday. So I'll just play vidyagames and fap to pr0n that would churn most people's stomach. Why is being a normie so great again?
>>7750689
>bored and empty
You should get rid of what remains of your soul.
It'll stop the boredom.
It'll stop all the feels.
>robot points for smoking weed/cigs
lmfaooooooo
>>7750581
Got slightly strange.
It's because my personality is sorta quirky and I'm mentally ill. I started assimilating to normie culture when I was like 16.
>25
hah hah ha
fuck me
>31
Well I guess I'll die then
>>7750719
I just gave up working out at the gym today so I can study more and focus solely on losing fat.
So I guess that counts. Then again I need to get lean because being too big does not suit my AGP. Still feels rough though, I was obessed with getting a pump.
>>7750724
Both of those things are normie af.
>>7750728
You can level up if you work on it senpai. Become a normie like me and be bland!
>>7750738
>>7750745
Green your lives.
>>7750581
Cyborg to slightly strange, depending on whether you go by what I think or what others think.
>>7750649
>How does one get so JUST'ed?
Be a tranny, get abused and bullied incessantly, and have parents who are awful as both guardians and gene donors.
I guess?
>>7750581
>tfw grand wizard
why even live?
Physical: 24
Mental: 5
Social: 30 (only because of fucking around in the past)
Accomplishment: 8
Bonus: 9
∑ = 76. Im a cyborg. And yes i live in two worlds. god damn it.
>>7750799
sorry to hear anon-y.
I may be on the wrong board
>>7750816
So you're not a virgin but you've never been kissed romatically? This is unusual. I bet there's a sad story behind this. Will you share with the class?
>>7750812
but srsly this is like some really fucking annoying shit to read
normal people dont have fetishes? normal people dont consume weed or smoke?
yeah fuck this
>>7750826
2014 I knew a girl only over Skype.
She was diagnosed with lung cancer and wanted to lose her virginity to the best looking guy she knew.
I was the only male person in her social circle who at least showered regulary.
we meet for the first time and had just sex.
never heard of her again
>>7750855
Let me get this straight. The girl was dying of lung cancer and you didn't even kiss her before you just fucked her and dumped her?
>>7750860
pretty much yes
>>7750865
You are a horrible human being. You were damn right not to check 'nice person'.
135
>>7750867
yup
I just need to move out and I'll be alright
>>7750876
hows your buisness going uber-chad?
>>7750830
although i am very borderline normal/kinda weird so this really does kinda nail me so i'll give it credit
49 kek at least im attractive (kind of)
>>7750757
>Could you show us?
Well, whatever, why not.
After some rethinking, I managed to get 30. Some things are a bit vague to be sure.
>>7750951
Thank you for sharing that, young Apprentice. I have no doubt you will be a Grand Wizard one day.
>>7750581
I decided to count myself as female even though I don't pass.
39 before the bonus round.
54 after the bonus round.
>>7750830
>normal people dont have fetishes? normal people dont consume weed or smoke?
average people dont have fetishes
average people dont consume weed or smoke (anymore)
FTFY
>>7750980
back to /r9k/
>>7750980
FYI, Normal means Average.
Mean, median, and mode are the three most common kinds of "averages".
The "mean" is the "average" you're used to, where you add up all the numbers and then divide by the number of numbers.
The "median" is the "middle" value where half the numbers are lower and half the numbers are higher.
The "mode" is the value that occurs most often. If no number in the is repeated, then there is no mode.
I got either 126 if I'm not allowed to tick 'is female'.
85, Slightly Strange. It's probably because I had a traumatic childhood (sexual abuse) and am wary of other people because my peers in school used to beat the shit out of me for being feminine.
Mtf here.
55
>tfw cyborg
>tfw tranny
>tfw didn't bother counting yourself as "female" because you hate yourself so much
I want to die
>>7751063
I just assumed by "female" it meant AFAB, so whatever. I guess for the purposes of this quiz, I probably should have checked it.
>>7750922
I think the list becomes broken after 100 because I don't feel successful just because I have a normal social life, graduated from college, and have lost my virginity.
I think the person who made it probably scored around 75-85 themselves. Still its a good checklist that people could use to go from neetmode to normalmode.
>>7751112
Pretty much. I got 121, but I'm autist, currently out of a job, and still dating the second person I've ever been involved with.
Also even if I'm not into anime or vidya, I'm still an autistic weirdo cosplayer who's into Homestuck.
I'm cool in nerd circles because I'm confident, reasonably attractive, and pretty good at socializing, but in normie circles I'm definitely on the weird side.
>>7751112
Yeah. It also assumes that being a rich capitalist is the end goal of everyone when simply having independence and purpose is probably where it should level off.
I agree though I've been self improving for a while now and I think once you hit normalfag you've hit the tests limits.
>>7751167
Normie circles can be hard work. I have a normie bro but he's a housemate otherwise I probably wouldn't have any uber-normie friends, too hard work to aquire usually and the rewards are low.
So does a mmf threesome get you more or less points.
>>7751639
Well you have not a virgin points. What would you lose out on?
96 weeb here
>>7750581
55
i mean i like some anime but i dont keep up with seasonal shit, mostly just rewatch ones i like and watch a few that are recommended
>>7750581
I scored 52
>>7750581
Got cyborg.
>an outsider to both normies and robots, you may be on your own with your feels
So this is what hell is like
Stacy isn't isn't the female Chad. Trixie is.
How are you guys not up on your Midwest folklore?!
>>7750581
>120
Thank god I'm attractive.
>>7750581
29
on the v3.0 version that was on /r9k/ i got 27 recently, so about the same
>>7751075
i'm a trans man and didn't tick female, mostly because i've been living as male since adolescence
it seems to me that the answer for trannies depends on what people perceive you as in day to day life/how assimilated you are and how old you were when you transitioned
>>7750581
84 - slightly strange
I fantasize about beating people to death with their own organs. I think that surpasses 'slightly strange.'
But I like my vagina, so that makes me not a cyborg.
typical /r9k/ show, really.
40, Robot. Kill me please
135
95. Guess I'm barely a normalfag by this metric.
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-Mark
this board is normiefest, no point in even asking
>>7750581
mtf robot reporting in
>95
>Normalfag
I'm pretty fucked up but I guess I'm alright.
85.
I'm surprised that this test doesn't knock off points for being a tranny; unless I was supposed to include being an FtM under "autism, asperger's, etc.," but that seemed to be only asking about autism-spectrum disorders.
I'm also OTHERWISE (you chucklefucks) mentally stable, no depression or anxiety or any shit like that.
So yeah, I think the mental section is missing, oh, basically most of the DSM. It doesn't include personality disorders, ask if you're psychotic, etc. Hmm.
Other than that, I get fucked on the accomplishments section, having bounced from school to school and job to job my whole adult life without getting anywhere. Sucks,
But at least I'm not ugly, fat, or unable to socialize with normal people.
>>7751063
>tfw didn't bother counting yourself as "female" because you hate yourself so much
It didn't even occur to me to count that, although it's my natal sex, I think because it's more important to this test that OTHER PEOPLE perceive you as female. If you consistently pass, I'd count it. If you pass more often for male (like I do), I wouldn't count it. Natal sex is less important here, since the test is asking how "normal" you are/seem to others, and only androgyny or being a poorly-passing trans person is abnormal socially.
>slightly strange
Fits. I'm fine with this.
>99
>And I'm an ever-single kv
Never really got why having had multiple romantic/sexual partners in the past is a +9 versus only having 1, but whatever.
>>7750581
Got a 56, used to be much lower but transition has been nerfing my score. Only my lack of interest in socializing with too many people and complete sexual inexperience are keeping those points down. It's funny that I'm still considered a robot by this thing cause I'm a relatively attractive transgirl now.
>>7750581
>Robot
Wew i expected worse
>>7750581
>tfw Robot at 47 points
>>7750581
>67
Cyborg mtf
>>7750581
>96
>scored highest in social due to sexual
feel more cyborg/slightly strange desu
>136
I'll show myself out
>>7750581
121. 18 though so will get higher once I movè out.
>>7750581
11.
MTF
I am destined to become a Wizard among all here. I will destroy humanity.
45. Just kill me.
>>7757357
>the normie thinks hes too far gone
>>7750581
117 getting my own place bumped me up a tier since last time
>>7750581
scored 74 is that bad?
>>7750581
112 MtF
lol
Got a 16. (I'm one year away from legit being a Wizard)
I didn't even know what I was suppoused to be doing. I guess this chart can be used as some sort of guide?
I am seriously much worse off than this score would make you think, which is bad.
I was in a fucking cult for a while.
121 i am chad. suck my dick
>>7750581
Hah, this 4chan website is so fun! I'm going to tell my friends on Reddit about it.
91. not bad for a trans girl I think