Calexit edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
previous >>7746285
>>7747455
Stop making so many of these
90% of you are pre HRT agp neets
Anyone have anything interesting going on?
dickbutt
>>7747468
>TFW the 10%
:)
>>7747458
we go to image limit, no other general does that
suck my girldick
The only good part about Valentine's Day, bulk candy on sale!
>tfw you will forever be stuck with a surgically crafted inverted penis with scars on it
calexit is unironically a great idea
>>7747483
That's pretty masculine of you to stay that.
Your mentality and brain doesn't pass.
>>7747463
That's me when I'm having a total mental breakdown lol.
>we're
we?
what do you mean "we"?
>>7747478
Not much
>>7747480
Iktf :)
>>7747479
>tfw no dick in butt
>>7747480
*highfive*
>>7747490
don't take Faye away :'c
>>7747489
at least we get to die at the end of it
>>7747476
oh wow
im picturing a pants-less eskimo with sneakers on is that accurate
>>7747496
tfw
>>7747496
>tfw ur dick is about to be in chara's butte again
>>7747489
im sure you notice it a lot more than your partner does
>>7747485
i'm gonna look for these
im gonna get sour patch kids if they don't have them em
>>7747468
it seems like most people here are on hrt
>>7747486
silly this is what you will look like after ffs
>>7747485
... you mean the day after valentine's day?
>tfw a boy promised to send you chocolate and then dumped you in the garbage
>>7747497
>6 more months until you can legally buy liquor and stop wasting time being sober
>>7747484
>>7747484
>>7747484
Thread to use when this one is done
>>7747509
You'll love them! I guarantee it! :3
i just cooked the last of my protein
o no i will have 3 days of nothing but oatmeal
o h well
>>7747507
make sure to leave her damaged so drakeposter doesn't want in
then he will get my poopoo on his peepee
>>7747507
take me already
>>7747468
this is tru
>>7747505
yeah actually, it is
these are the shoes, just so you can get a clearer mental image
Ask Someone who has had
>srs
>vfs
>ffs
Anything. I'm bored.
I'm 24, mtf. Started at 19.
AMA.
tfw no ffs
>>7747494
secret society that works to make /mtfg/ even better
>>7747519
dis u btw
>>7747523
How did you afford it?
alright the music is over
i'm gonna try to not come back here again tonight
so
good night friends
>>7747527
: )
>>7747523
no go away ur better than us
>>7747528
Being a dirty girl
>>7747523
but thats gay
>>7747500
I'm not going anywhere
>>7747523
Was vfs worth? I get it Wednesday how long did the healing process take to get rid of like any weakness
>>7747523
>srs
do you regret it or have negative feelings towards it like everyone else seems to?
>>7747525
=.=
elaborate
So believe me, I get it. You get to milk yourself and steal a peak in mommies room. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a mommy ? What's more, daughterus might get the wrong idea and try to breastfeed from you, which is hella mommy. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd milk him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started letting him tuck us in and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the milk stayed and he had the face of a fucking mommy and acted totally motherly, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end being his special girl some day and that's mommy as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>7747533
So basically you were already hot before?
>>7747495
Lame. Today has managed to be extraordinarily boring.
>>7747523
what is vag sex like? :o
>>7747537
yay faye stay
>>7747513
I'd boot for you but, distance and stuff :/
>>7747545
but the milk stayed
>>7747549
Like fucking a a raw turkey neck hole
>>7747548
Haben
>>7747545
Reeeee
>>7747512
It'd shame to go all girly when I'm a perfect shot with a pistol
>>7747538
chara is for sex!
mommy
>>7747485
those are good I like the sour ones too
>>7747552
:/
fantastic
>>7747544
No, best choice I ever made, people on 4chsn regretting it only proves that most here are agp who took things too far.
>>7747546
Depends who your asking, but I passed without surgery
>>7747549
Pretty fookin good. I hate anal. >>7747555
Harrison Lee
>>7747557
I went to Yeson idk anything about haben, GL girl
>>7747557
>It'd shame to go all girly when I'm a perfect shot with a pistol
why not both?
dont be one of those autists who dressed up like the joker after the dark knight
post this every thread
https://discord.gg/ywkrX7c
cool discord,active voice, agp is moderated, everyone chill af
>>7747538
>fucking a girl til she's a mindless drooling mess
pls daddy pin me & use me.
>>7747544
then it wouldn't be secret though
>tfw your Valentine is your cats
>>7747485
:O
i thought we said no candy!
hmm
>>7747545
damn faye is lookin good
>>7747573
My dad got them xD he was so excited to get some so I couldn't say no~
>>7747522
ok thank you it's much clearer now
why is that shoe company called trashbabe tho
calexit? what's that?
>>7747565
I'm 21, started at 15, and can't really do anything in my life without GRS and FFS, do you have any advice for affording it relatively quickly?
>>7747582
You mean all the ones that fuck post op trannies? :^)
>>7747586
>>7747570
>tfw not even a cat for valentine's
can I just like take your cat for a day
>>7747589
You're not gunna like my answers....
There's only a couple ways a trans girl can get lots of money in a very short amount of time..
Hello I'm A(redacted), and I'm an idiot who hurts people's feelings with my aloofness and prodding into their emotions, I assume I know what people need and I act on impulse and never know when to stop even if it makes (you) uncomfortable.
I'm just trying my best. I guess we all are.
>>7747565
How does it feel knowing your bone structure will always be male?
I wanna die
>>7747598
Feels good because I've passed as female for 5 years already and am happy
>>7747601
oh
i have sneakers too but my cat chewed up the laces
they are the best shoes i've ever had
no one will know that im not cute if I never leave my room :^)
>>7747596
I just don't really know how to get into it, my body is probably good besides the fact that it's too skinny, but my face probably isn't good enough for camming.
>>7747598
Pretty bad mang
>>7747570
>tfw your Valentine is your cats
>iktf
>>7747603
lets switch lives real quick okay
>>7747549
I skipped tfw no gf and mgtow
my misogyny phase was phuckin weird
>>7747592
She is like "I'm only in it for the cat treats" lmao
>>7747595
Sure! I have two! You can borrow Boots if you like! She is already trying to seduce you.
>>7747601
That's sweet of you! I'm just getting my cats wet food and calling it a day haha!
>>7747570
No one has asked me yet either...
We could
Maybe
Be each other's
Maybe
>>7747606
As long as you continue to call me edgy its okay
>>7747600
Take me with you
>>7747603
But passing is easy as fuck
the mommy movement
>>7747582
It has been explained before, but everyone thinks we're kidding and it's a joke.
newfag
>>7747609
Oh mein gott! They are precious *w* the fluffy black one looks cozy~
>>7747614
i love you
>>7747617
what's wrong with being edgy :thinking:
>>7747622
>tfw not a mommy
>>7747620
Easy for me, yes
Anyone can pass with effort
>>7747614
it's okay im sure she'll get you a bouque of roses when you're not looking!
>>7747621
Oh yeah, I'm way too dysphoric for that. I guess suicide it is then.
>>7747630
if ada isn't calling me edgy, who will?
>>7747629
but then i have to relace my sneakers
>>7747626
She is. She is also like, 16 pounds O.o
>>7747632
That depends how well your effort is. I got ffs and pass despite by big body and Meh voice
>tfw no one to pin down and make them whimper and squirm
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
>>7747634
Itll get worse before it gets easier.
I was on the brink of homelessness until I got my shit together.
>>7747639
edgy BITCH :o
>>7747639
I'm just projecting really, I'm the edgiest of edgelords tbqh
>>7747615
That would be nice
>>7747642
Well my effort was make enough money to get all the surgery in the world, I spend effort there instead of other places.
8/10 would do again
>>7747643
l-l-lewd....
>>7747644
The problem is that I'm just way too old now and I have no money, I know that I'm never going to be able to get FFS even though it would solve pretty much all my problems (which aren't even that extreme compared to real hons who started at like 20 or whatever), it just sucks that it's not covered by insurance.
>>7747640
well then get new sneakers
like some custom adidas
or vans
or converse
or pumas
the possiblilities are endless!
>tfw no one to pin me down and force me to dance to boogie woogie music
>>7747650
All I need in a BA and srs.
Can't do much about my big body so I'm stuck wearing women's mediums :/
>>7747653
yeah I am
i need to sink my teeth into someone goddamnit
>>7747628
You do? Are you messing with me?
Ok I'm crashing so good night everyone.
>>7747655
oh no i dunno anything about clothes and shoes and stuff i just got the first thing i could find
i never cared about fashion but now i gotta h-haha
>>7747485
just wait will the 15th, lmao
>>7747661
bite me haileevee :^)
>>7747631
mama
>>7747615
your sitting in the hospital bed and this doctor comes in to check on you
what do you do
>>7747614
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
omgggg she's so adorable :3
when can I have?
>>7747623
oh
I see
yeah, I'm not that tier, and I actually do have some respect for it to a degree. You all just take it too far sometimes tho, and it's hard to tell the honest from the assholes.
>>7747660
>women's mediums
>>7747655
>or vans
dont lead anyone
down the path of destruction like that
>>7747648
>>7747671
don't tempt me
things go bad when people tempt me
mama meme
>>7747663
They have to be dreams cause I started transition late and I'm 5'9 with rather broad shoulders.
If it weren't for my shoulders, I'd be able to fit into a women's small.
>At store
>See all those little valentine cards kids give to each other at schools
>Reminded how long I've been alone
No one ever choo choo chooses me.
>>7747673
>>7747685
>5'9
REeEeEeEeEeEee
>>7747680
forward this 2 rachel 4 me
>>7747682
*tempts you*
>>7747623
I mean, I'm not entirely sure if I'm a villain really.
If I am, I definitely float between tiers, because I do some things out of lust and some things just to make sure people aren't lying to themselves forever.
>>7747639
edgyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>7747691
you can, just don't tell peta :3
>>7747677
That's usually the average size in women's us now.
>>7747667
nah you dont gotta. i don't really. i know what i like and and what looks good on me and all but most days im just wearing jeans and some random top
when it comes to cool shoes and cool jackets tho, there's where i really give a hoot.
>>7747679
i cant find any hi tops i like or any place that lets you do custom ones
cept for vans
im tempted
really all i like are the high tops. all their other shoes are vry meh.
>>7747691
oh damn! yeah, do something nice for her.
you know, i should do something nice for my mum too
>>7747663
22, even though I said I was 21 because I literally forgot my birthday happened.
I know I'm still gonna be depressed because I wasted my life on trannyshit while all my friends have degrees and/or husbands but whatever, I can't start until I get this done.
>>7747686
>tfw last time I got one of those cards was 2nd grade
>tfw only had one person love me in 22.5 years of existence and it was only for one month
Reality is depressing and I wish it could stop
>>7747691
haha of course!
the fact that they're only HALF chewed up is his way of showing he cares!
>>7747655
>>7747667
>>7747679
Stan Smiths!
usually my mom buys me some candy for valentines day
>>7747693
Lmao~
Such a complex and tempting offer you have shown me
I am just sexually frustrated is all. Shsh. *headpat*
>>7747698
i wanna at least some stuff
ill feel weird if im not at least kind of fashionable D:
there will definitely be regular ol top and jean days tho
i guess it'll be an homage to my look since i was like 12
>>7747697
>average in the US
baby otters
>>7747696
Hehe okay! Gotta warn you tho Boots is very clingy and will enable you to stay in bed all day!
>>7747698
Yeah you should! I feel bad because my dad and her had a nice dinner outing planned but now she can't walk good because it hurts Dx
>>7747705
Very true! It isn't from the heart of it doesn't have little teeth marks!:3
>>7747711
Awww no I'm sorry! Get well soon! And I loooooove cheese, and salty stuff, honestly Inrarely eat sweets but yeah certain times of year I too will endulge!
>>7747723
6'0 is tall
5'9 ain't tall
>>7747707
hell yes. we friends.
>>7747711
its like
all other brands = hate the hi tops, like the lo tops
vans = hate the lo tops, love the hi tops
>>7747716
it took me some time working thru things to kinda figure out what i like and what i know flatters me and stuff. luckily i had a lot of hand me downs from friends (just got some more yesterday, shit was SO cash)
i will say that once i got used to the idea of going into ladies fitting rooms it made clothes shopping actually enjoyable
>>7747724
awww, poor mom!
get together with dad and make a nice dinner or something
or order her a heap of fried rice and egg rolls. i think thats what im gonna do for my mom haha.
>>7747689
still hueg
>>7747700
interesting.
You fascinate me, anon.
>>7747724
having an adorable cat is sooooooo worth a drop in productivity
>>7747724
are you challenging your inner vampire again :o
>>7747725
For a man, maybe.
>>7747723
just filter me
oh wait
I fucking love 4chan
>>7747730
it isn't el freako maximo tier like me
>>7747700
What kind of character am i
>tfw have work till 22:00 on valentines
>>7747726
That's actually a really good idea!! My mom has this favorite Chinese restaurant that her and my dad went to for their first date almost 40 years
ago!
>>7747728
True! And she looks ready to be shipped!
>>7747735
hamlet
lil nutmeg is gettin sleepy
>>7747726
oh yeah that's like nightmare scenario for me right now
maybe ill be able to do it when i have some friends to go with me but right now? ahhhhh
>>7747742
lol'd
>>7747703
I'm pretty sure the last time I got one was in elementary school too. And I'm also pretty sure it was because the teacher forced everyone to give everyone one.
he's waiting for me to turn off the light and roll over so can go to bed too
>>7747724
yeah cheese is gonna be the death of me lol
i don't really care to eat dairy stuff anyway, but it tastes so good much of the time that my mind loses to my tastebuds lol
What your favorite food in general do you think-?
>>7747726
aight yea, thats fine
vans high tops look okay, but where the slip-on ones especially just....ew
im not a snealer person really though
>>7747743
sleepy lil roll
i will post some more pics 4 you btw
>>7747745
yeah, same
A friend of mine from elementary school posted the one I gave her in 2nd grade and it was kinda funny to see she still had it but then I died inside because it's been so long since I've had anything close to romance or love from someone
>>7747748
>tfw born to early to be able to surgically be transformed into a vampgirl
WHY LIVE D:
>>7747750
I don't either, I think I'm sensitive to milk cause it makes me bloat! But cheese for some reason is just ugh the best! And food hmmmm I would say pizza or pasta!
>>7747758
Or a cat girl :c
But I guess "cat ladies" are close enough for us
>>7747700
hmm, what character am I?
>>7747742
ahahahaha
>>7747741
your room looks so comfy q_q
What size are you in women's mtfg?
>>7747765
: )
>>7747771
Small or medium, depending if I want tight around the shoulders or baggy around everything else.
>>7747768
If you're ever in Orange County feel free to come watch movies! I have a big bed and like....5 fluffy blankets! Also cats~ :3
>>7747771
smol
>>7747771
gargantuan
>>7747777
>quads
>>7747777
nice mane
>>7747777
And your quads confirm you are an amazing cat lady! :3
I wish I was a cat :(
>>7747771
small/junior med. size 3/4 pants. size 7 shoe??
>>7747765
I love how I'm not even noteworthy lol
>>7747771
>top
medium
>bottom
medium
>bra
30B
>shoe
10 or 10.5, depending on how the shoe usually runs
>>7747775
I would probably come visit you if I'm ever nearby desu. Unfortunately I'm on the other side of the country :(
if you're ever in pittsburgh, hmu!
we can... idk really ahahah my apartment is so boring. We could probably go downtown or to the strip or something.
>>7747771
xbox hueg
>>7747771
Too big. Shoe size 10.
>>7747771
small
nim the get queen
>>7747793
throw char like football
>>7747784
you've got me beat with two cats instead of just my one!
>>7747789
>30B
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
CIS GIRL GET OUT
>>7747796
my fetish
>>7747803
throw char like throwing star
>>7747800
LOL
OLO
LOL
>>7747785
Me too! They have it made!
>>7747789
Ah yes that sounds like fun! I really need to travel more, being stuck in the SoCal bubble can be toxic! @_@
>>7747798
But Nim is the queen of gets! :D you are confirmed to be a qt cat lady~
>>7747807
dodges
:)
>>7747789
>30B
That's a little unusual even for a cis girl.... What happened there?
>>7747809
hahaha i love the bored looks your cats always have
that must be a comfi bed :3
>>7747771
>Top
Medium
>Pants
6 or 8
>Bra
36C
>Shoes
10
>>7747814
wtf what are you dodging i threw you
>>7747822
dodges again
>>7747825
throw char at char
insta-hit hack on
>>7747809
ahahaha, yeah, I don't usually hear great things about SoCal aside from "it's always sunny".
You should totally come out to the northeast, we have seasons!
>>7747819
don't ask me, idfk. I had low T and hit puberty late, maybe that was it?
And yeah, thank you for acknowledging that. It's really hard to buy bras.
>>7747821
>36C
m-mommy?
>>7747777
Impressive.
>>7747789
eh, not enough experience for a strong opinion.
You try to shit on Moap, keep that up
>>7747820
Yeah I don't wanna panic or anything but, I think they may be spoiled! D:
LOL
And yeah I have a pillow top mattress so it's firm and soft at the same time!
>>7747771
whatever the disgustingly large size is
>>7747829
Down! I've always wanted to check it out and see the leaves change color and sip a hot cocoa in the snow! ^w^
nim
>>7747828
bans you
>>7747830
My boobs are not that big...
>>7747832
mine's comfy too uwu
i need new pillows tho! they're losin their fluff
>>7747839
Your hips sure are!
>>7747835
ye he's a good kitter who waits for me to go to sleep before curling up next to me
>>7747831
lol
patrick bateman suits you perfectly desu
I have no interest in keeping up drama with moap, it's just annoying. There's no satisfying explosion at the end, just me getting my reputation smeared by someone with higher status than me.
>>7747836
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh hot cocoa is the BEST :3
if you ever come during the winter or fall, I'm gonna make you some from scratch.
nim nim nim
>>7747843
You should get Pacific coast pillows! They are super plush!
>>7747852
hugg
>>7747847
Yes please! It's always too hot here for it so I end up getting a frappucino or frappe Dx and those can be very caloric!
>>7747851
oooo they look like hotel pillows!
im looking to make my bed in my dorm as comfi as possible
>>7747852
No they really aren't lol
On my chest they look pretty small
>>7747845
I guess I at least got something because it sure wasn't boob :(
>>7747846
awwww looka them eyes!
really craving some animal companionship rn
>>7747858
I mean, hot cocoa isn't exactly light lol
literally milk and chocolate mixed deliciously
>>7747860
i think i'd take hips over boobs desu
>>7747771
medium tops
medium bottoms
36B
32" inseam
KILL ME shoe size
>>7747860
they looked alright to me!
im rubbin and prayin something at least similar
hoping for the luck of the irish to smile down on me and gimme access to the 1/4 irish genes in me
>>7747859
They are! And they aren't bad price wise since you get free shipping and discounts if you buy two! I think mine were like 30-40$, I sleep on my side so I need really soft pillows or else I get a headache x.x
Also Nutmegs big "who me" eyes are killing me with the cuteness Dx
>>7747860
Anyone can buy boobs! And hips are a sign of femininity so you're killin it!
>>7747863
True, but those frozen drinks can get upwards of 1000 calories ;_; and like 200 grams of sugar! I need to learn to like black coffee haha! Especially since school starts tomorrow!
>>7747873
''''''luck''''''
>>7747873
You haven't seen my boobs though I've only ever posted photos in push-up bras
Good luck tho
>>7747867
Dat pear tho
>>7747874
I guess
>>7747878
please tell me where to find these drinks. I need to gain weight.
idk how people drink coffee desu. Admittedly I haven't tried mocha yet.
<Tfw you've seen Elannas boobs
>>7747884
haha chicks think of everything
so many cheatcodes to cuteness
not that you need them!
>tfw you're going to buy oversized pillows for your small dorm bed to make it as comfi as possible
gotta make it extra comfi for eva!
>>7747874
OH MY GOD THEY HAVE COMFORTERS TOO
oh my goodness im gonna sleep like a baby over there
>>7747903
I'll dm you on discord
>>7747901
I've tried eating nutella, but like, it just makes me really full. I can't eat much of it.
>>7747903
oh yeah i hear about chicks wearing them all the time
whatever makes them look their best i suppose!
>>7747884
>Dat pear tho
reminds me of someone
>>7747908
i can't have nutella in the house or ill keep eating it straight out of the jar until it's all gone
>>7747887
>I need to gain weight.
Hummus and pitas or naan bread.
Pitas are usually 200+ calories, naan 300+
A batch of homemade hummus is around 1500 calories and good for 4-5 pitas/naan.
>>7747912
english please
>>7747913
>tfw you're sleepy but cant cuddle with and fall asleep on the person you like
Is this film really that sordid and disgusting?
I heard that the scene where the police tries to put a stop to the demented birthday party filled with debauchery promoted by all the criminal degenerates only to end up slaughtered and cannibalized by the demonic drag queen protagonist and her fellows is quite hilarious.
>>7747919
here we go again
>>7747919
Hugs
>>7747912
Make hummus and eat it with lots of naan bread!
>>7747919
who's the person you like
>>7747910
>tfw pear
>>7747906
I'm not on discord I'm cuddling :(
>>7747919
iktf
>>7747936
birdy
>>7747921
>>7747939
It was something that was posted when you and bexe were a thing
>ask if I should do something on another thread
>"you could die tomorrow, just do it"
Oddly motivating desu
>>7747948
just eat smaller portions desu~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8
>>7747926
i didnt even say anything bad though
>>7747927
huggg
>>7747936
someone special
>>7747946
Did you save my boobs that I posted on unsee?
>>7747952
>someone.special
Tell me about this someone.special~
>>7747952
>tfw that someone special
>>7747952
>tfw no (you) from grace
>>7747953
no. I don't save pictures of others.
ELANNA!
>>7747952
I will forever associate this song with sex >.>
>>7747952
do they post here?
>>7747943
fuck OFF
>>7747962
of course they do its where she meets all her two week flings
>tfw not having sex right now
>>7747964
how about you don't talk down about her thanks
>>7747961
>md/lg
mommy
>tfw should have enjoyed it for what it was
>tfw oddly crushed now
>tfw knew this would come
why does it hurt
>>7747968
I bet you think youre the first
I got some ketamine lol rip my life
>>7747967
>tfw photographic memory
You were sitting in a computer chair. It was after you and her played video games or something together and loser had to strip. I think it was Smash.
>>7747974
just be civil and a decent human.
>>7747954
she's a friend ive known a while
she's strong and caring and clicks with me really well and is really nice and supports me and is always here for me and i really like talking to her
she's been slowly growing on me more and more
nothing's official yet cause i wanna take it slow and ensure im not setting up another failure and all that
and im just not really ready for going official but
i think im starting to fall for her
>>7747956
<3
Oops, I've been spotted
>>7747957
Sorry, I didn't know what to say
>>7747960
It's not a wrong assumption
>>7747968
Thanks for sticking up for me
>tfw the dysphoria hits and oblivion keeps crashing so I can't distract myself with it
>>7747978
only if you stop hugboxxing
>>7747975
ket is for horses
h8 myself uwu
>>7747948
ty
ur pretty baller urself
>tfw conventionally and unconventionally unattractive
what do
>>7747979
I feel like I've read you say this exact thing for about 15 other people.
>>7747979
Is it me?
>>7747987
I just never leave my room or interact with people outside of the internet it works great except for the crushing loneliness
>>7747988
Probably.
I'm afraid to commit to anyone and to leave anyone nowadays because of people like you, though.
>>7747980
play Dark Messiah instead
>>7747987
i cope by shitposting all day to ignore it and having all my emotions in occasional breakdowns
>>7747997
Don't own that one. Currently downloading Fallout 3 again in the blind hope that it decides to be stable this time.
>>7747976
Yeah but you never saw me strip you just heard about it
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
>>7747991
is this quid posting under a new name?
>>7747988
why is it frowned upon to experiment?
>>7748012
im ugly except for people who want to be nice to me on 4chan
>>7748006
I heard about it yes. But I also saw the unsee that was posted, silly.
>>7748007
lol what a dyke
>>7748012
>but I live independently so I kinda have to leave the house for groceries and to maintain friendships
I pay a service to deliver my groceries and don't have friends
>>7748003
Nice same fag tho
>>7748016
I've seen you
you're not ugly at all
>>7747996
Glad I could be of service. Its your own fault that you do this no one elses and you can't blame anons for being tired of reading about this kind of thing from you about three times a month.
>>7748013
Because Grace is closer to getting a relationship than they have ever been, lol.
>>7748017
Wait wtf I posted an unsee during that?
I was drinking I must have drank too much to remember
>>7748023
Yeah it's always my fault if a relationship doesn't work out.
Back to /chasergen/ with ye.
>>7748025
Actually I think it was her that posted the unsee.
>>7748020
how do you have enough money to pay a service to deliver groceries and pay for hormones and I'm assuming videogames etc etc
>>7748018
hah yeah... what a dyke...
>>7748026
Same attitude every single time before it all comes crashing down too.
>>7747987
>tfw broadchested dumdum
you're pretty bro wtf
>>7748030
That seems unlikely
>>7748020
what's it called
>>7748033
hurr durr more of the same
buddy it's getting old
leave her be, maybe?
>>7748024
that's not an actual answer though, that's just an insult. I'm genuinely curious.
>>7748040
Filtered.
>>7748031
I work from home (software dev)
>>7748037
It may have been you. I don't remember who posted it exactly, but I do remember seeing it.
This conversation is awkward.
>>7748033
Look I said I have a fucking crush
Not that I've found my soulmate master husband or some shit
God forbid i have a fucking crush
And you wanna talk about attitudes?
People actually like mine, hearts are breaking tonight when a few people realize I'm not talking about them.
You on the other hand I'm sure you're just a fucking joy to be around.
>>7748038
instacart
>>7747987
>tfw conventionally and unconventionally unattractive
Disagree. I think you should get a professional makeover. The results will probably surprise you - in a really good way.
>>7748035
>dumdum
a praying mantis is broader than you
>>7748043
Just fuck off you nigger.
>>7748047
H-hey you were the one who said you had seen my boobs.
That said I don't think that's the only occasion I've posted boobs here
>>7748007
>probably next week i think
OHHHHH???
>>7748056
i literally have 17 inch shoulders tho :thinking:
>>7748042
There's really no reason, I guess it could be the idea that girls that get in a lot of relationships/have a lot of sex are sluts while guys that do it are cool, but it's probably more that people want to be negative dicks and are going to use whatever they feel like to be negative dicks.
>>7748049
I'm glad you mentioned all the ones from the past. It shows you actually remember them and its really them I'm sticking up for. I feel for them because you've talked them all up just like this only to hurt them time and time again. I'm done responding to you and your stalkersquad for the night if that makes you feel better.
>>7748068
I bet you're that dumb cunt with a hard on for Birdy who wouldn't stop harassing me about that shit and probably hates me now cause Birdy cut your ass off after you wouldn't listen to him.
this is a pic of me do I Pass
>>7748062
I was just telling the truth. He'll I think you've even seen mine. It's not like it's important
I wouldn't know. I only saw that one time.
>>7748065
17 is fine my dude
I'm pretty sure I'm about that, if not larger
and I'm shorter than you diggy dog
really into chick flicks atm
>>7748064
>OHHHHH???
; ^ )
how to feel happy and not sad all the time?
Do you think the Goddess Hékate would allow you to draw the moon down from the heavens and command its vast powers as true females..?
>>7748067
it seems like more than that though.
>>7748068
>you should remember and care about your ex's
LMFAO
>>7748077
it bums me out cuz my hips would be decent if my shoulders were a bit slimmer
but they stick out :^(
>>7748086
...or the nasty chromosome Y would get in the way?
im so cool that im ironically detachabed from everything guys
I'm a complete loser but I'm self aware so its funny to me
>>7748091
your hips will grow soon
you're only a few months in
have faith in the magic of e
>>7748080
heh, nice.
>>7748079
recc me some good ones uwu
i listen to post punk from 1979 so im basically an artist
>>7748097
Ye dude. You wanna pound some brewskis and pick up chick's tonight?
>>7748100
people keep saying they don't after puberty tho
i guess ill get some phat there, maybe that'll be enough idk
and no i wasn't talking about joy division you fucking plebs
>>7748097
contrary to popular belief, I actually am on good terms with one of my ex's.
But my bias is obviously towards saying "why the fuck are you still spending time with them".
help
>>7748105
as long as i dont bitch out .... /:
>>7748115
>>7748109
okay pls share pls
>>7748122
your messing with my self pity
>>7747979
>Sorry, I didn't know what to say
I'm sorry
>>7748111
they grow if you're under 25 bruh
I guess it's up to genetics but hips don't fuse until then
>>7748132
>25
21
>>7747979
Sounds interesting. Is she someone you know IRL, or someone from /mtfg/, or what?
>>7748134
nope
>>7748121
Hugg
>>7748122
YOU BETTA NOT
>>7748141
hugg
>>7748118
Idk, I think it should be a case by case basis. Obviously if there was a rough breakup then fuck them, but my ex is quite literally my closest friend so my bias is obvious.
>>7748110
Fuck yeah sounds like a good night to me bruh
>>7748146
Awesome, bro. You don't mind if I change in front of you do you, bro?
>>7748145
It'll be okay Lauren
>>7748138
source?
actually, jk, I'm going to bed.
>>7748146
I mean, I believe it's possible, but like, you should make sure you've actually moved on so you don't have to go through another breakup.
>>7748146
Why did you break up then
>>7748150
thanks
nice trip btw is that new
im lauren now
>>7748155
Yeah I generated it a week or two ago
>>7748163
thanks
>>7748153
I still don't know..
I don't think I ever will, things just fizzled out for him
>>7748151
True words, that was a lesson hard learned
>>7748147
Sure bro
Bro, I think I have some gyno tho
>>7748136
>Is she someone you know IRL, or someone from /mtfg/, or what?
I don't think she's paying attention to the thread anymore, but I'm still here. She met me here.
>>7748168
Right on, bro
Dude, I think I have gone too. What's happening to us, bro?
>>7748168
I think I'd be too sad to interact with them as friend because I'd always be remembering what we once were.
electrolysis a bad
>>7748142
anne. I found a song that u probably never even herd of that describes u perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw
>tfw the only thing ringing in my head
Nobody likes you...
Everyone left you...
They're all out without you...
Having fun...
>>7748182
same
>>7748169
Are you the girl she's crushing on hard?
>>7747993
How much time you think your family will endure to sustain you? Ever thought about the time when you will be inevitably forced to abandon your dungeon and walk with your own legs through life?
are there any timeline pictures that show actual hip growth? same angle and stuff
>>7748189
I sustain myself you dingus, and actually send money back to my family
>>7748187
Yep, and the feeling is mutual.
>>7748194
>awww HELL YES
told u
>>7748173
It hurt a lot for a while.
Then we started fucking and it hurt even more
Then I think we eventually just moved on and became very close friends that cuddled and felt really comfortable around each other
>>7748171
I think it's the pills bro
i took too long he went to sleep without me
>>7748195
While isolated in a cave? Are you a computer programmer or something like that?
im sad
>>7748197
Then I'll wish you the best of luck.
>>7748199
I thought these were used to get mad gains, bro. Why is that dude over there so hot ?
>>7748207
>>7748210
Thanks anon. Unless you're the one who was making her feel bad, in which case fuck off.
>>7748199
>Then we started fucking and it hurt even more
Oh gosh that's a pretty vulnerable place to put yourself in when you're already hurting.
Were there ever any "I can't do this anymore, it hurts too much" talks? Oh god.
I suppose if you're fine around each other now though it all worked out in the end.
>>7748206
>Are you a computer programmer or something like that?
mmhmmm
So I finally went through the journal I used for a week after I tried to commit suicide at 17. Looking for any evidence that I was going through gender issues then.
The only friend I really made in there was this 12 year old girl lmao. We talked a lot that week actually. She probably didn't understand what I was going through but whatevs.
Crazy week in the ward though. I met this guy that punched this kids face so hard he permanently paralyzed him. He thought it was some guy that was talking to his girlfriend but it was just some other and totally innocent kid. Thats some rough shit my god. Met a girl that tried to kill herself by running into traffic..
Didn't really find any solid evidence like I hoped..
>>7748207
same
i cant make it stop
>>7748213
Internet hugs aren't real :(
>>7748222
:(
aw they strangled jane
i cant pass even when i try
i want to curl up and give up on life
>>7748215
No. I'm one of her chasers. That fag was giving her the same treatment while I was flirting with her a while ago.
>>7748199
>Then I think we eventually just moved on and became very close friends that cuddled and felt really comfortable around each other
that actually sounds comfy af, and kinda a position I'd want to be in with my bf. I'd really like to just be close fwbs with him but I also don't wanna miss out on having someone as good for me as him as my bf/husband. Idk if I'd be able to find a guy more perfect for me
>>7748229
That you, professor bby?
>>7748226
Professor Chaser, of course.
>>7748235
AHA I KNEW IT
Gosh, there really have been some lovely people after me, I'm so sorry things didn't bloom between us, you've always been friendly and interesting and the daddy thing would have won me over if my last ex didn't sour all that for me
my computer finally found the trip I wanted :p
Why does everyone leave me
tfw too intelligent to be happy
>>7748212
Broo that's hella gay
>>7748217
I was really lonely, idk it was stupid but I started pressuring him for sex. It felt so cheap, and it really was very clear in the act that it wasn't the same anymore. We finally stopped after I broke down crying after sex because I was still in love with him but I knew he didn't love me back.
Idk, it eventually all worked out, but I don't think I'd ever do fwb with an ex again. It hurts too much.
>>7748248
It's definitely not gay, bro. I'm just curious
>>7748243
>>7748239
I never particularly expected much, to be honest. Picking up someone at the tail end of a burned relationship isn't exactly an optimal strategy. I'll still be around these threads though, since you're not the only cutie here. Best of luck with the femanon (or other trans anon, no clue).
>>7748247
If you were truly intelligent, you would have achieved inner peace, and you would be perfectly content.
>>7748247
tfw too intelligent to be too intelligent to be happy
>>7748253
I have everything in this image except a better nootropic, modafinil
I got baited by that other thread
>>7748255
t. brainlet
>>7748253
Hey, quit spamming all that girly shit in /dpt/.
How the fuck am I going to pass if my hair line is nothing like a girl, my face is a man, and I'm balding. Kill me.
>tfw you look at suicide memes and some of them mention being happy as a kid
>>7748261
I dont even use /g/
>>7748248
hugg elann :(
can someone please tell me everything's okay
good morning
i feel like shit for various dumb reasons
how2make go away?
girls i'm tired but i have an entire day ahead of me.
>>7748269
hugg
>>7748266
Idk. I think there are reasons to continue breathing and experiencing stuff even if everything isn't okay. You're not broken and you will probably survive and have some good days. I tell myself this often.
Jury still out if I'll start believing it.
>>7748269
Lick the floor. I'm serious it'll help.
>>7748259
Same what a meme.
>>7748273
just drink it away
>>7747484
>>7747484
>>7747484
>>7748257
how does that work for you?
>>7748282
>>7748287
very well, it's basically like adderall/vyvanse but with less side effects
>>7748255
Good luck friend, go make a girl happy <3
And yeah for a while I was emotionally numb and then just had a flurry of people going for me so
Wasn't much of a failure on your part, more circumstantial and someone good came and took me quick
>>7748282
>>7748282