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transgirl diaries edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
•Discord: https://discord.gg/ywkrX7c
Old thread >>7746285
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>the boy mode is best mode
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>>7747503
>tfw everyone stares in boymode but no one gives a shit girlmode
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no one will know im not cute if I never go outside :^)
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>>7747574
cant be a girl irl if you never leave your room
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>>7747583
that's where you're wrong, kiddo
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>>7747484
They did the Handsome husband commic, right?
Does that mean they perdicted the femboy fad before it happened?
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>>7747616
yes
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that pic makes me sad
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>>7747763
then youll love the original
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>>7747484
>parenting license required
This should be a real thing in real life. That way it would cut down on the number of incompetent, abusive, or neglectful parents who hurt their own children's lives because of their own faults and shortcomings. If driving a car or voting in elections is a special adult privilege that requires a driver's license or a state-mandated voter ID, then adults should similarly have to pass a test proving they are capable enough to raise any child, including a potential lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender child. Just because two idiots managed to have sexual intercourse doesn't mean they are ready to become parents.
t. transgirl who had to repress until her early 20s because of her unaccepting and bigoted parents who are intolerant to anyone LGBT, also the picture triggered me as well
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>>7747778
That got dark so quickly. There's a special place in hell reserved for "parents" who act that way to their own children in real life.
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>>7747778
Fuck dude...
that sums up like all of my anxiety
I think I'm should lay down and take a rest...
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>>7747817
nah the kids just gota learn to deal with reality
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>>7747541
What is with that? I don't get it... I mean my girlmode is super tranny not even close to cis, yet no one even cares.
Boymode tho, I have people come up to me in the street and shout at me... It's retarded...
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>>7747797
God damn right! They make fucking hair cutters go through more school than 3rd baby on welfare moms. TO WHAT SPIRITUAL GAIN ARE ALL THESE FUCKERS BEING MADE TO SUFFER?
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>>7747616
>>7747756
Femgen isn't even bothering to hide that they want ffs now And have Dysphoria
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>>7748130
I don't understand the whole handsome husband thing, are they supposed to just be a MtF in denial?
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aw he strangled jane
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>tfw i'm 6"2 and will never pass no matter how feminine i become
why live?
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>>7747541
Yeah I get more women looking at me when I dress as a boy, not sure what they're thinking even though I just look a bit more sloppy and androgynous. but when I dress myself normally I pass as cis
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hi everyone
are we girls yet
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im a boy!
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im sad
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m-mommy?
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>>7748282
I don't get it
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I want to have sex with a handsome 6'3" boy
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>>7748292
looks like something out of an agp game
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>>7748292
if you deep throated that your voice might be a little horse
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>tfw girl shaped eunuch
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>>7748279
Yeah bro. It's supposed to be good for my skin, bro.
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>>7748130
So they're all just trans girls? Why don't they join one of the many other trans girl threads, so chasers who want dick and aren't fucking new know not to pursue.
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>>7748291
I already take adderall
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>>7748305
>girl shaped
mad jelly
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penis is penis and that's all I know.
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>>7748313
>6'5"
wait are you really'
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>>7748317
maybe
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>>7748317
no.
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>>7748320
Yeah, I saw you in your tinychat thing. You looked short, sweetie.
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>>7748320
mergury blease resbond
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Smoking weed is not always healthy omg
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I wish a cute boy would put his penis in my vagina!
but there are many problems with this.
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>>7748326
That's gay.
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>>7748326
The first problem being that you lack a vagina?
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>>7748332
no that's the second one
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>>7748289
why are you posting a nazi hate symbol?
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tfw getting sick and sneezing like crazy and snotty and throat hurts
whyyyyy i wanted to see a boy on v day... wwwhhhy
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>>7748327
oh okii cool
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Help me.
I'm dating a transgirl and I caught her anonymously discussing how she wants to have kids. I am 99% positive it's her due to her posting habits and the context.
How the fuck do I handle this? Transgirls... you can't have kids right???
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>>7748305
shhhh :(
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>>7748334
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I'd like one extra tall order of BF
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>>7748338
i can i can!
hey any girls wanna be my baby mama ;)
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>>7748338
you can freeze your sperm and get a surrogate
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>>7748338
Some can. It's my greatest fear getting a girl pregnant. It's terrifying why can that happen that's so awful omg.
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unlovable
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>>7748343
why aren't I getting served?
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>>7748348
me2
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>>7748350
ily though
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>>7748348
me 2
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>>7748346
>some can
WHAT THE FUCK I HAD NO IDEA AHHH I'M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
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>>7748352
no
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im not actually trans it was just a joke lol gotcha
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>>7748356
hello poopoo pee pee
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can some expert explain why i only like selfies i take when i'm lying down?
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>>7748338
no we cant get pregnant
it upsets us like nothing else that we cant get pregnant
she is probably just living out her fantasies and desire to start a family with you but she biologically cant (yet)
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>>7748359
hugg
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>me and my partner talk it over, they're okay with me having a child with a surrogate
>carefully look through the choices, finally narrowing them down and picking one after going to my partner for help with the final decision
>we meet with the surrogate; she's not going to be contributing her DNA to the baby but the fact that she's going to be carrying my baby makes the meeting surreal
>months go by, the surrogate starts showing
>start feeling feels about not being to get pregnant, lasts until the surrogate goes into labor
>feel a mixture of nerves and sadness and "OMG IM NOT FIT TO BE A MOM LET'S CALL THIS OFF" as i drive to the hospital with my partner
>the feelings of anxiety all wash away when i turn the corner in the maternity ward and see the surrogate holding my beautiful little baby
>im a mommy
oh my GOD i didn't need to feel that tonight
i don't even have a picture to describe these feels, it's like sadness and happiness and anxiety and sweetness and mixed into one thing
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im trapped
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>>7748363
hugg
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>>7748359
*hugs*
idk but for some reason I look better in mine if I've been crying
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>>7748366
fuck
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what if we were cute and had good lives then we would be happy that'd be great
I have insomnia and my brain is frying plz help
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how the fuck do I find a partner when I'm in this strange intermediate state of transition?
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tfw....no hips...
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>>7748366
wait I had no idea you had a kid, I'm so confused
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>>7748366
Where is this from?
That's a hell of a feeling though
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>>7748375
reeeeeEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>7748366
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at least I don't call myself a gamer or something like that
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>>7748370
idk it freaks me out but at the same time it makes me really happy that i could happen one day
>>7748376
>>7748377
this is a hypothetical future where i use my frozen sperm to have a biological child
people were talking about whether trannies could have kids or not and it made me feel a lil bit
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>>7748382
well you call yourself a girl
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>>7748333
What's the first then?
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>>7748382
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>>7748384
fuck
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>>7748379
this webm is very beautiful
but also very sad
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consider me triggered
i wish i could have a child.
>>7748373
lmk if you figure it out
my strat right now is just really good bjs
>>7748367
iktf. you can find a way out though.
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>tfw no real desire for children and get slightly uncomfortable at the idea
i'm glad things worked out this way
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>>7748390
yeah.. i really don't like kids
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>>7748390
you're wrong
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>>7748383
Oh
Hmm I see
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>>7748375
Y u do dis : (
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>>7748396
is 27 inch waist and 36 inch hips good
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>>7748397
That's pretty good
Post a pic I wanna see
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>>7748398
whats this called
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>>7748399
no that's lewd :<
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>>7748401
daylio
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>>7748406
daylio
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>>7748406
hmmmm
maybe one day when im feeling good
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>>7748397
Stfu :(((
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daylio
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>>7748383
>this is a hypothetical future where i use my frozen sperm
>wanting to be a father
also arent you straight?
you could get your own eggs constructed and implanted into a surrogate
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/02/23/babies-with-two-biological-same-sex-parents-could-become-a-reality-in-just-two-years/
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>>7748412
omg what are yours :<
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>>7748390
>tfw if I were cis then I probably wouldn't wanna have kids anyway
convenient feel
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>>7748411
@-@
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>>7748305
"For there are eunuchs who were born that way; others were made that way by men; and still others live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.” Matthew 19:12
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if I carry my own child would it be omega fucked up or a straight clone?
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>>7748416
Abysmally small
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>>7748415
i couldn't care less about technicalities lol
in the end it's about having a baby that's yours
that'd be great if that technology reached mainstream by the time i was ready to settle down and have kids but ill always have my sperm as a backup
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>>7748423
im sure they're not that bad
have you measured them?
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>>7748426
Yes. They're absolutely terrible. It's humiliating. And there's a very significant and noticable difference
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hello hi notic emeeee
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There are girls in this thread rn that have hips...
:( I gotta go to bed...
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>>7748430
*notices*
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>>7748428
did you get any hip growth/fat from hrt?
how many months are you again?
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>>7748422
it would depend on how you do it.
i dont think you could use both your own sperm and an egg created from your cells, you'd have to pick one.
and
>egg created from your cells
isn't actually possible yet i dont think...or if it is, it's expensive as fuck
>>7748428
>>7748426
P O S T A FUKN P I C
i want to compare myself to other trannies @_@
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>>7748435
Over a year and nothing at all
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>>7748436
>egg created from your cells
>isn't actually possible yet i dont think...or if it is, it's expensive as fuck
as soon as we can make the scaffold there's 0 issues with this since artificial organs are supposed to be made from your own stem cells for perfect compatibility
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I'm a boy
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>>7748434
thank u
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>>7748441
no
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>>7748441
m2 it feels like burning
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>>7748436
https://unsee.
cc/geropisu/
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>>7748436
idk they stick out kinda
id say they were like 50-60% to what a cisgirl with my build and height would be?
they may look a lot better if i lose some muscle mass from these shoulders
>>7748437
well i guess you'll just to flaunt the stuff that you do have!
puberty also lasts like 6-8 years, you might just be a late bloomer!
there's also fat injections and stuff if you really think stuff is terminal still years down the line
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I want to feel other things, not these feelings.
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>>7748452
meh
https://unsee.
cc/getadipu/
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sorry im actually a man
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>>7748450
Well hips fuse in early 20s and I missed that boat..radical surgery is the only fix now
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>>7748452
this is no time for guesses I want answers dammit.
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boop
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>>7748463
WTF
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i need lauren to boop my nose or ill die
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DON'T TALK ABOUT HIPS
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boop
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>>7748465
boop
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>>7748466
uh where are the boy hips because those are clearly girl hips
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>>7748457
JELLY
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>>7748469
STOP TALKING ABOUT HIPS!!!!
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>>7748461
23. I'm 24 in two months
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>>7748475
why
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>>7748477
oh that's not that bad
that's kinda similar to me
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>>7748478
>why
NOOO HIPS
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>>7748481
no you do
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This makes me feel so much shame..I'm red rn and just want to cry...I think about this every night..I just want my body to be fixed
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>>7748486
no im sorry beep i didnt mean to make you feel bad :(
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what cute girls you all are but not me
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>>7748492
im. not cute or a girl
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>>7748493
yeah huh
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>>7748486
you're beautiful though i don't understand how you can feel bad about yourself :(
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>>7748493
yeah huh
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>>7748499
nuh uh back to you girly
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does anyone else listen to dj smokey
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Meh
It's pretty bad man ;-;
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>>7748501
I listen to how lauren is an extremely cutie girl
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>>7748502
uwu
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>>7748502
Your Q angle is good, your sucky waist-hip ratio is the bad part.
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>>7748504
What does that mean @-@
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>rare mercury
we did it girls
>>7748502
:3
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I'M NOT OK LIKE YOU ARE. IT'S NOT OK
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>>7748506
it's not that bad, but corset training might help even more!
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>>7748508
it's gonna be ok
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>>7748511
no it isn't birdy I'm disgusting. to the core. I'm gross.
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>>7748505
Yeah /:
At least I have this though. What is Q angle?
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>>7748508
we all got shit that makes me feel bad
for me it's my shoulders and height
but you gotta learn to love all of you!
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>>7748517
no you don't understand I can't be a girl at all I'm a man thoroughly and I can't go on
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>>7748518
why do you say that anon
what's got you down
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>tfw no hips
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this is me do my hips pass
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>>7748520
no i was trying to be helpful! ;-;
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>>7748515
everything is gonna be okay
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>>7748524
can i make you a mommy
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>>7748520
i haven't thought of it
i'm sure you'll come up with a way for me to :3
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why the fuck does 4chan not let you post webms with sound except in two boards
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>>7748535
things always seem bad at the beginning
for a few months i was just thinking of all the negatives and because of that i never made any progress
take it in baby steps, think of the things you can change first and when you've solved that problem more on to the next one
don't overwhelmed yourself, let yourself take that first step
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>>7748537
Because we can't bitch at moot anymore. He left us. He betrayed us... And everything has gone to shit.
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>>7748545
lauren let's start a family together
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>>7748545
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>>7748546
can i be the mommi
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>>7748523
>tfw only enough hips to delude myself into thinking I have hips
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okay goodnight!
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>>7748553
iktf
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>>7748554
Goodnight
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>>7748561
non-biolence xdddd
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fresh out the oven
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>>7748561
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I had a nightmare tonight
I hadn't had one in years :(
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>>7748572
:/ what was it about?
hugg
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>>7748573
About huge fucking needles coming to prick me lmao
I watched too much Trainspotting I think
At least I'm sure I'll never do heroin lol
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>Install fallout 3 after giving up on trying to get oblivion to stop crashing
>run around stealing and murdering in megaton for like an hour, having a blast
>take 5 steps out the city, *crash*
Fuck you Bethesda.
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im taking a shower bye
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>>7748576
are you generally afraid of needles or just big ones?
was T2 good at least?
I was considering going to pathe but didnt because i hadn't realized it would be anything but T1 lol
john wick 2 was good tho, you should go watch it if u haven't
>>7748578
bye
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>>7748578
bye
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>>7748561
I sometimes think politicized violence is strategically unwise, especially since Spencer has been obviously baiting his punches to try and stir up a violent climate, but why the fuck would you walk a Nazi to his car for his safety? That's retarded. Even if I advocate against violence toward non-violent enemies, that doesn't mean they aren't my enemies and that I don't want them to feel worried about me.
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>>7748581
babee
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>>7748553
I've got none
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>>7748579
I'm generally afraid of needles. Getting my blood tested that one time was terrible and getting vaccinated is too:(
T2 is very different but still good! I was pleasantly surprised.
I saw John Wick and really didn't like it desu
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>>7748583
hi daddy :3
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>>7748588
baby girl
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>>7748582
what happened to spencer was good imo.
not having violent reaction whenever any nazi says anything allows it to be normalized.
if an actual nazi is allowed to speak without repercussion then this already shows how fucked society is.
Experiencing the golden dawn in greece coming from nothing to having literal squads on the streets beating up immigrants and lgbt people.
At least they put some of the head figures in prison but it was pretty bad for a while.
>>7748586
really? I enjoyed it. I'm going to watch T2 as soon as i can desu, I hadn't expected a sequel and have no idea what to expect so i hope i'll be pleasantly suprised as well.
Also you should try to get used to blood tests, you'll need to do em a few times a year from now on :p
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>>7748596
I dunno if my GP would be willing to cooperate but he's sending me to a fucking gyneacologist since apparently they do trans things too somaybe they'll give me tests.
I'm also looking forward to the new Blade Runner though it will never look as good as the original :(
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>>7748539
When I took the first step a therapist told me I wasn't trans, just confused. but the pain never stopped
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Good music for when a burglar stabs you multiple times and leaves you to bleed out but you're kinda alright with that and just wanna groove to that feeling of your vitality seeping out of your body?
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>>7748598
> new Blade Runner
wtf why do i only hear abt this now
also you should ask him, i hadn't expected mine to do them when i told him i was taking mones but he just shrugged and asked me what i want tested.
but if he told you to stop taking them then idk he may not.
also
>gynaecologist
i know your assigned gender team at the VU always has one but no idea what the point is other than SRS related things and maybe hormonal stuff? idk..
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>>7748604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC_ljoPFjak
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>>7748604
forgot attentiongrapper pic
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>>7748605
Yeah he said it'd be best to stop taking them and basically that I was dumb for doing it. I have to call his office tomorrow to see who he referred me to.
I guess they do hormonal stuff too. Which, since I'm taking hormones without medical oversight, is a pretty good thing to get more information on desu. It's only until I go to the VU anyway.
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I think I'm gonna skip uni today
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>>7748609
have you gotten a letter for your intake?
Mines in fking april lmao
im thinking tho if you tell him you won't stop then he still might do tests
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>>7748611
don't!!!!!!!! :c
falling behind bad!!!!!
>>
I had a lucid dream and this masculine tomboy cis girl kept telling me to man up and repress
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I am in a very bad place...
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>>7748613
Nope, but I called the clinic because my doctor was suspicious it didn't work because of that, and they said I was put on the waiting list on December 3, so I guess my appointment will be in May or something.
Yeah true, I did tell him that even with my mum there. I'll see with the gynecologist first though, the more I can avoid my GP the better, real doctors are scary.
>>7748615
But I'm too lazy to cycle and I've got this EU4 game I still have to finish
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>>7748619
please go to class! Skipping even once might lead to it becoming a habit!
>>
I hope my ketameme arrives tomorrow
Or wait not tomorrow or Wednesday
Thursday pls
>>7748621
I'm skipping class tomorrow too desu because I have to go to dinner with Myrthe c:
It's fine though, I can't skip many because I have mandatory attendance!
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>>7748621
>be first year of BSc
>wake up every morning early to go to class
>second year of MSc
>haven't been to uni in almost 2 months other than for an exam and to print stuff out
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>>7748629
i might go today actually
i need to print out a PDE book lel
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>>7748624
>I hope my ketameme arrives tomorrow
did you get that from your dealer boyfriend?
>>
dudes is it possible for your chin to become pointier cus of hrt or is that just me losing weight?
Is there cartilage there or just bone?
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>>7748637
>dealer boyfriend
I have a girlfriend who's never done drugs.
>>
>tfw trans girl diaries author killed herself
:c
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>>7748617
>mtfg
>good place
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>>7748644
Unproven
But yeah
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>>7748625
>go to job school
>realize everything is half assed
>sleep most of the time
>???
>somehow end up as on of the best students of that year and get a photo in the newspaper with other students
>>
weed or acid
>>
>>
>>7748641
I thought you said you had a dealer who would give you free stuff all the time and was your sugar daddy
>>
>>7748650
acid
>>
is it weird to get £18 in interest in an empty bank account
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>>7748662
has it been empty all year?
>>
>>
>>7748661
>He does give me stuff sometimes but not often lmao
you should
thank
him
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>>7748670
I do of course
I thank him for getting me my stuff when I pay him too lol
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>>7748670
oh
OH
No thanks
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>>7748668
then its not weird
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>>7748676
>I thank him for getting me my stuff when I pay him too lol
lewd
>>
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>>7748361
>(y
You do this just to upset me
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>>7748361
I will be lobbying to keep this out of the hands of trannies
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>>7748704
are you from london?
we can meet up and make out when im there in may
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>>7748709
i think you replied to wrong comment
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>>7748711
no
i want mr. gatekeeper to take me
>>
>>
>>7748716
please fuck me daddy
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>>7748713
huh
>>
>>7748713
wtf you're leaving me? after I passionately clubbed your head?
>>
>>7748721
WITH WHO
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ok im back
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>>7748717
Only if you detrans
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>>7748722
how was your birthday btw
>>7748724
hi lauren
>>7748725
eeww i knew you were a closet fag
>>7748726
<3
>>
https://buffalonews.com/2017/02/08/grand-island-man-running-president-somalia/
lmao
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>>7748716
fuck me too daddi
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>>7748727
hi rinrin
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>>7748728
>Mohamed A. Mohamed
>>
renren
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>>7748732
President Mohamed A. Mohamed of 3 blocks in Mogadishu
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>>7748734
huggi wuggi
>>
wugg
>>
im going to take a shower
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>>7748738
AAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT HAPPENED TO ITS NECK
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>>7748745
i fixed it
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>>7748748
oh
yaaaay
>>
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I want to buy a few animals
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>>7748759
hi master uwu
>>
>be actually attractive tranny
>feel lonely cause of depression and a sense of being lost now that my transition is more or less "complete"
>want to date cute boys, have plenty to pick from that contact me
>too anxious about my body and passability to ever feel confident in dating one or meeting one
What do
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>>7748760
hi caroline <3
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>>7748764
jus b urself
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>>7748765
<3 <3
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>>7748764
b.e. urself
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i wanna cry but can't, i feel so defeated
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goodnight /mtfg/
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Myrthe (frangipane) (ID: !5xcL0EnFjs)
2017-02-13 10:57:26
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anna ilu
uwu
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>>7748808
nininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininini
>>
nini
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>>7748810
Love you toooo
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>>7748820
I'll hang out with her after Summer :)
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>>7748820
I think you better step off my girl, bitch.
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>>7748822
I dont want to stop on to "your girl"
I just want her to be happy because she is sad that her ex boyfriend turned out to be a jerk
>>
>>
i hate my body, and to a broader extent myself, more than anything in the world
>>
Ree
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>>7748820
But I'm a monster
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>>7748836
nope you are a cute girl
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>>7748841
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>>7748842
I'm gonna order pizza
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>>7748844
amy no its morning stay healthy
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>>7748844
I give you permission
also get some ice cream and tissues
>>
So believe me, I get it. You get to milk yourself and steal a peak in mommies room. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a mommy ? What's more, daughterus might get the wrong idea and try to breastfeed from you, which is hella mommy. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all miwky wiwky, we'd milk him and laugh and it was creamy , but then we started letting him tuck us in and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he LACTATED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the milk stayed and he had the face of a fucking mommy and acted totally motherly, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end being his special girl some day and that's mommy as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>
>>7748845
I better not.
>>7748847
On that note I need to go buy food since the freezer is empty.
I have until the 25th until I can't turn back and my transition becomes extended familial knowledge
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>>7748854
Amy stop looking backwards, look only forwards on what is possible and how pretty you are going to be once you have gotten rid of the muscle and grown your hair long enough that you start getting gendered female because of your pretty girl face
http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
>>
>>7748750
>spending money on other people on your own birthday
???
>>
please convince me to kill myself
>>
>>7748858
I only have pretty eyes
>>
I want a girlfriend
>>
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want a girlfriend
>>
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>>7748862
your pictriev results say your entire face is girly
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Myrthe (frangipane) (ID: !5xcL0EnFjs)
2017-02-13 11:39:35
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me tomorrow
>>
>>7748863
Sorry baby, i'm taken.
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>>7748871
how do I get a gf frangi
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Myrthe (frangipane) (ID: !5xcL0EnFjs)
2017-02-13 11:45:33
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>>7748875
well in my case i started mailing someone i really wanted to get to know better. we also met up irl, which confirmed our feelings even more.
although our official relationship had a rocky and vague start, it still worked out nicely.
if you see someone you think is interesting or you'd just like to get to know them better, don't be afraid to try and contact them and have a talk C:
>>
> be in pc room at uni
> it's half empty and everyone works quietly
> friend asks, me loud if I wear a bra
> whisper that I don't
> he: THEN THEY GREW QUITE A BIT
Well, that was embarrassing
>>
>>7748860
yeah? what about it
>>
>>7748884
lmao, hey at least you got boobs, evidently
>>
>>7748884
He wanted to touch them
>>
>>7748888
you either shooped that or you are pulling a face to make it look like someone else
it would be so much easier for me to give you honesty if you posted a pic on unsee
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>>7748896
Unsee can be screenshotted tho
>>
I'm a dummy
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>>7748904
well its not like you have anyone to be exposed to anymore your mom and sister know
>>
>>7748909
It's fiiiine c:
I'll ask for it next time, silly
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>>7748888
This is me without makeup one pic smiling head on and the other smiling with a tilted head
:) Pictiriev is so consistent!
>>
mommy are you here
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>>7748903
Ask him.
Do you want to touch them?
If he says yes: wink your eye at him
If he says no: laugh at his embarrasment.
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>>7748920
I'm just saying, you're going to be okay and all this worrying stuff is normal at the start
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>>7748922
This is one making angry face
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>>7748867
>listening to pictriev
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hi
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>>7748922
If I asked that he would just grab them :^)
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>>7748937
Kill me
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>>7748936
well its not like Amy has given us much to work with
only her eyes
>>
>Tfw can't sleep
>>
>>7748944
hug
>>
>>7748948
Get your damn hands off me
>>
>>7748946
Use chloroform
>>
>tfw can't comfortably fit into my boy jeans anymore because of butt and hip growth
:DD
>>
>>7748950
No. You can't tell me what to do.
>>
>>7748953
girl jeans are wayy comfier anyway lol just go get a few
>>
>>7748913
Ask for anything you want~
>>
>>7748954
Yes I can
>>
>>7748958
*winks*
>>
>>7748957
kiss
>>
>>7748960
nope
sorry to burst your bubble
you got hugged
i did that
you were taken advantage of
>>
Does anyone else like cock?
>>
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>>7748963
Exactly
>>
>>7748967
No I have to take a shower
>>
>>7748968
do you like cock chara?
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anyway Amy
try a 65C/15P/20F diet
https://tdeecalculator.net/
http://macronutrientcalculator.com/
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>>7748971
go on then get nice and clean
you dirty bitch!!!!!!!
<3
>>
>>7748978
Screw you
>>
>>7748980
that's 'screw you ma'am'
>>
>>7748982
Screw you SIR
>>
>>7748983
literacy isn't your strong point then
it's ok
go shower, you need to clean all of that dirty hug off of you
>>
Merr⭐⭐Gurie⭐ (ID: !!M1DymPUMj5Z)
2017-02-13 12:43:11
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So believe me, I get it. You get to milk yourself and steal a peak in mommies room. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a mommy ? What's more, daughterus might get the wrong idea and try to breastfeed from you, which is hella mommy. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all miwky wiwky, we'd milk him and laugh and it was creamy , but then we started letting him tuck us in and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he LACTATED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the milk stayed and he had the face of a fucking mommy and acted totally motherly, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end being his special girl some day and that's mommy as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>7748866
>>7748863
Same
>>
mommies love
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>>7748972
YES
>>
>>7748988
dont believe u
>>
>>7748987
Mommies love me, a mommie
Do u want me 2b ur mommie?
>>
>>7748986
This meme has run its course now
>>
Merr⭐⭐Gurie⭐ (ID: !!M1DymPUMj5Z)
2017-02-13 12:46:03
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>>7748992
So believe me, I get it. You get to milk yourself and steal a peak in mommies room. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a mommy ? What's more, daughterus might get the wrong idea and try to breastfeed from you, which is hella mommy. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all miwky wiwky, we'd milk him and laugh and it was creamy , but then we started letting him tuck us in and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he LACTATED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the milk stayed and he had the face of a fucking mommy and acted totally motherly, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end being his special girl some day and that's mommy as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>
>>7748953
>always wore loose guy jeans before transition
>go to try on girl jeans in an irl store
>while I'm there, try on a pair of guy skinny jeans, out of curiosity
>they're actually a pretty good fit throughout most of the legs, but the hip/butt area was absurdly tight and I couldn't even come close to buttoning them up
:D
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>>7748993
It's over Tim
Go back to making shitty movies and tv shows.
>>
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this game needs to come out faster
i need to roleplay as a robot girl with a cute boytoy NOW
>>7748986
i want srs NOW
>>7748988
ok
>>7748993
but bro
>>
>>7748991
y-yes
>>
>>7748973
I already got that down but thanks
>>
>>7748952
On myself? That doesn't sound very safe
>>
Merr⭐⭐Gurie⭐ (ID: !!M1DymPUMj5Z)
2017-02-13 12:49:23
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>>7748996
So believe me, I get it. You get to milk yourself and steal a peak in mommies room. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a mommy ? What's more, daughterus might get the wrong idea and try to breastfeed from you, which is hella mommy. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all miwky wiwky, we'd milk him and laugh and it was creamy , but then we started letting him tuck us in and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he LACTATED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the milk stayed and he had the face of a fucking mommy and acted totally motherly, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end being his special girl some day and that's mommy as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>7748998
Ok
Is this a sexual mommie or just a motherly mommie
I can be both/either-or
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>>7748999
>>
>>7749001
a mommy who holds me and loves me and helps me feel better when im sad ok
>>
>>7749001
Sigh
The autism never ends.
>>
>>7749008
You would know wouldn't you Angie-?
So believe me, I get it. You get to milk yourself and steal a peak in mommies room. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a mommy ? What's more, daughterus might get the wrong idea and try to breastfeed from you, which is hella mommy. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all miwky wiwky, we'd milk him and laugh and it was creamy , but then we started letting him tuck us in and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he LACTATED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the milk stayed and he had the face of a fucking mommy and acted totally motherly, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end being his special girl some day and that's mommy as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>7749006
I can be that
I like kids, I babysit to make extra cash on the side
I was also a wet nurse once but that was fucking weird
>>
>>7749009
The meme was funny at first but now it's meh and having you to constantly post it to try and annoy me only proves my point.
>>
>>7749014
The fact that you keep encouraging her to post that pasta by replying to it is several times more annoying than the pasta itself.
>>
Got my letter for free FFS today. Feelsgoodman
>>
>>7749018
I'm not encouraging her at all.
>>
Tfw get super drunk for the first time in like four months at my fav bar and do some ranting on discord and wake up and look at shit like oh god and turns out i like
mended two nice friendships i had
>>
>>7749014
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Warren did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told Warren to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, Warren would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a DDR autist, kinda cool guy. But it gets worse, Warrem stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he got some surgery so he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Warren told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>
>>7749024
Unless you are going to get laid, no point in going to a bar
>>
Myrthe (frangipane) (ID: !5xcL0EnFjs)
2017-02-13 01:05:30
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i love me me's
>>
Is this still beta boy general? Looks like it.
>>
>>7749029
lmao you joking right
fuck sex so much, figuratively
i dunno when i'm gonna face that shit again but fuck that
i'm the 22 year old who sings along in perfect unison to all the songs the old guys love and typically just takes a Johnnie Walker black label with a single ice cube and just socializes great with everyone and tips wonderfully etc etc
seems pretentious but like, everyone here is fucking irish and i'm verrryyyy good at maintaining balance and hand eye coordination as long as i'm not super fucking smashed so it just gets me respect and stuff
Too introverted to do it much but we had to be closed for like, two weeks, and I had to be out there so people could ask me stuff if they needed to
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>>7749027
>men might get the wrong idea & try to date you
are they handsome men?
>>
>>7749036
i like it that you're back
>>
I played like, five obnoxious Kanye songs in a row with five songs ahead of me by just hitting "play next for one extra credit" OVER AND OVER >>
and then to finish it off, God Only Knows by the Beach Boys, which got skipped about two minutes in, and i was very goodhumored about it, until the bartender mentioned why they skipped it exactly, cause like, it's fucking Valentine's Day just about and someone was saying it was making them depressed, and OMG I fucking felt so bad
but on the rare occasion I do get over there it's usually just the one shot of whiskey and that's it
>>
>>7749022
Yes you are.
The last three times that she's posted it were because she was amused by how you sperged out about it every time.
>>
>>7749029
what if get you free drinks? it's good to know if you are low on money.
>>
>>7749039
yea, maybe all that time on discord was spoiled by me thinking it was better.
thanks though :3
>>
>>7749035
Alcohol is expensive there
>>
>>7749047
A bit, yeah, it gets out of hand if I'm going like twice a week or something because right now I have to do pretty much everything cause our head chef has the stomach flu but like
it was the first time i'd been in ages, and there were two new bartends i'd never seen before, so i made sure to get in good with them etc etc, this place always hires solid barkeeps
>>
>>7749042
>spearged out
Not sure if you know what that means.
I don't care what she writes but she could at least be original.
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>>7749058
have
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>>7749035
Is this autism?
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>>7749058
a sad
>>7749061
assuredly.
but no lmao it's being a smart business owner
i can turn on charm when i need to, and we're majorly known for our high quality food AND extremely nice bantering employees so like, nobody had seen me in ages over there, had to remedy that, and now it'll remind x number of people there to come get a slice today or whatever
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>>7749044
Free drinks are only given if you look good
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>>7749045
Heyp Quid! <3
>>
i try not to get super high or intoxicated or whatever anymore cause it's just not really feasible in my sitch but also there's just the just short of perfect score (literally just cause i didn't get the chance to take out the back area kitchen trash next to the slop sink and it was a little above the rim) we got from the health inspector yesterday and also my anxiety was fucking at the breaking point after that whole weekend so i just needed to celebrate
dude was super nice and was like "i'll be back sometime this month or next and we'll see" since i was obviously a little frustrated with myself, walking him through and having him point that out, usually i only get inspected like every 6 months or some shit so that was super nice (not normal frequency, but this dude knows we're serious about staying clean and stuff, and it's not like silly stuff like the health department gets lots of public funding cause why would that be a good idea right? right? fml
>>7749069
or if you're nice i guess? like people will buy me drinks just cause, at bars where, thank god, nobody recognizes me, which is sometimes what i need
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>>7749074
anonnnnnnn <33
i feel really good today for the first time in ever
how are you i hope okay
>>
what'd you have though
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>>7749083
a tallboy of 2/3 vodka, 1/3 hard cider, a stella artois, a dortmunder whatever the fuck that is (those are beers)
when i found out they didn't stock johnnie walker anymore i was a bit salty and gave up on figuring out what whiskey i wanted and just got that stuff
but then at the end i had a shot of maker's mark on recommendation of sympathetic bartend, and a shot of crown royal vanilla just because i was curious as to what the hell that tastes like, and a glass of water and a glass of tonic water that were consumed throughout the night to ensure 0% chance of hangover
I am gonna go get Chipotle now though I think
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>>7747778
lol this is basically my family life in a nutshell
>>7748170
basically handsome husband = Faye
>>7748305
>tfw man shaped
;-;
>>7748373
make weird lewd friends + drugs to dullen the dysphoria
>>7748420
blessed are the femboys
>>7748604
here's some groovy prog-pop for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyEPk6d4YV8
>>7748609
DON'T STOP TAKING THE PILLS
>>7748624
pls send ketameme ;-;
>>7748829
iktf
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>>7749090
It's not here yet and I won't share except with Frangi!
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>>7749078
just realized how that sounds lol
what i need is for nobody to recognize me, this whole introvert having to be constantly extroverted thing is hard
but a free drink is always sweet ofc
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>>7749090
Oh and I'll obviously not stop lol, just thinking of that makes me feel like shit already
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>>7749094
you are like a month on hrt by now right?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgHTIa3CtX8
>tfw want to die
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>>7749069
maybe but I'm not sure about that. I always get free drinks from my dads friends when I go to the bar where they usually are.
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>>7749101
Little more than 6 weeks c:
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>>7749106
it will be okay Amy
you've been on HRT for 11 days did you know
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>>7749109
good girl
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how do some people manage to get srs and ffs in their late teens or very early 20s? just rich supportive families or something?
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>>7749117
>rich supportive families or something?
yes
>>
>quid
>quid
>quid
>quid
>robin
>merc
I'll come back tomorrow.
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>>7749020
;-;
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>>7749125
Would my presence help?
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>>7749117
>just rich supportive families or something?
That, and the fact that insurance will often cover srs.
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>>7749114
Skull size will never change
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>>7749117
basically yeah
makes me wanna kms lol
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>>7749133
musculature and fat distribution will though
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Myrthe (frangipane) (ID: !5xcL0EnFjs)
2017-02-13 02:12:42
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Me tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxKiACgujs8
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>>7749139
Funny
Me too
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i guess in 15 minutes i should get ready to go to that interview.
maybe i should ask if they're cool w/ employing trannies.
or should i stay in the closet @ work? idk, my body will eventually out me to them
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>>7749142
How do you look like ?
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>>7749141
Huh what a coincidence
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>>7749142
wait. i think i found them on outpronet, so maybe it'll be fine if i ask
>>7749148
pic related
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>>7749155
Aaron is that you?
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>>7749157
nope
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>>7749080
I'm not really Anon, my trips dropped for some reason!
I'm so glad you feeling happy!
:3
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>>7749129
Deeply disturbing behaviour.
>>
Average american wedding costs $26,000. If only parents didn't prioritized delusion.
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>>7749155
i remember you
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>>7749164
>Not wanting a $26k party
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>>7749166
I can party on my own with blackjack and hookers and my new face.
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>>7749165
thank you :3
anyway, i need to get going.
right now.
turns out to be quite a distance away.
bye-bye
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>>7749168
But you'd be single then.
>>
Suicide is easier and more worthwhile than transition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVF71oim_XY
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>>7749170
cya around my dude
>>
>>7749162
You just described mtfg
>>
>>7749174
I'm single now
>>
uh oh I just thought of school and now I want to die
>>
>>7749185
Why
>>
>>7749192
I'm failing
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>>7749193
How?
Are you an idiot?
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>>7749196
No I have no motivation and am too sad
>>
I wish I was on drugs
>>
>>7749198
i swear i will hug you SO HARD tomorrow you won't know what hugged you
>>
Gonna ask my mum if I can repress
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>>7749198
Well learn to deal with it
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>>7749201
I need dis
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Myrthe (frangipane) (ID: !5xcL0EnFjs)
2017-02-13 02:48:41
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I wish this was me rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBtlPT23PTM
>>
I'm gonna go to the pharmacy and buy needles today. Progesterone injections when??? Today!!!
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>>7749219
Where are you getting them?
I need those
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>>7749220
I got them from adc I think. I bought 15 ampoules. So I can go for at least a year if nothing goes wrong...
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>>7749200
Same
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helloh good morning :-)
i played wit OW wit my friends for awhile and it was rly fun. got potg as sombra and also beat a top 500 team. is very beautiful.
how has everyone's day been thus far?
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>>7749234
Hey Edie
>>
https://vimeo.com/11222889
what tunes you bumpin'
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>>7749240
sup dewd?
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dudes, i met this gorgeous amazing lady clubbing last night. honestly i think i might be in love with her or something.
oh yeah and ended up making out with 4 random dudes that night too. one guy ghosted me when i told him i was male lmaoooo
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWhntvjm_qA
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>>7749257
God damnit red, how come you get be be both cute and a slut?
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How do I convince my ex to do a threesome when he visits next week?
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>>7749248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uyBjC4jblw
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>>7749260
good girls dont repress
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>>7749266
i was kinda boozed up when all this happened. I think the guy felt something while i was dancing or something because his first question after dancing was "are you a boy or a girl". guy was like...pretty older than me too. Late 30s. also, I'm cute cuz my mom's genetics
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>>7749273
>my new girl(boy(girl))friend has a girlpenis
>>
the best thing about this lady is that she's 6'1 and cis lmaooooooo
I'VE SEARCHED SO LONG FOR A FRIEND THATS AS TALL AS ME!
>>
I want a boy to suck on my breasts and my neck and put his penis into my vagina but I have a hon chest and itty bitty titties and I will never have a vagina
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>>7749286
how are you beep
you're a babe
>>
>>7749257
This is how the herpes spreads
>>
is there an emoji for "I'm addicted to SSRI's and opiates from living in an oversocialized surveillance society that hates me for my race"?
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>>7749273
no idea but it sounds hot
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>>7749280
B-but he already knows that cuz when he came to visit when I moved my roomie asked if he wanted to spitroast me
>>7749286
Yeah true I did but this isn't a fwb relationship it's basically just using him for an extra penis
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBgmC_USeoM
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>>7749257
r e d t r e e
e
d
t
r
e
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>>7749273
>Tfw missing out on Canada Cockfest 2017.
Fuck this shit life
>>
>>7749273
lmao, I thought you said you were over that
>>
>>
>>7749248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uU5DU7P83E
This one!
>>
>>7749275
I'm not a girl
>>
>tfw people are optimistic about muh potential
>tfw it'll still take ages to get there
I WANT TO BE A GIRL NOW
N
O
W
!!!!!
>>
>>7749301
nice desu
>>
>>7749313
this desu
>>
>>
hey if a girl says she would "hatefuck the shit out of alt right guys" should i try to redpill her and wear my maga hat
>>7749309
beep youre golden, youll be fine!!! also, you want ffs?
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>>7749312
tell your sister that
tell her that makeup and dresses didnt make you happy
she wont believe you because she saw the real you, something none of us have yet to see yet
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>>7749321
Yeah
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>>7749316
I wanna watch more peep show with you uwu
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>elanna is probably getting two dicks
>im getting none
this is why we need communism
>>
>>7749326
Are you interested in a free helicopter ride?
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>>7749325
same! c:
>>
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>>7749328
i dont like this meme because pinochet didnt even throw living people out of choppers
it was just a method of corpse disposal
>>
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>>7749326
I will always be alone
unless you look like a cis girl like Amy or Elanna theres no real point in continuing life
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>>7749330
You should download it maybe we can watch an ep or 2 tomorrow if we're not too busy~
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>>7749335
dude life is great even if you don't pass flawlessly. Trust me! I'm 6'2 and don't pass great but i have a great job, life is getting better, and people call me pretty a lot
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>>7749334
it will be okay Amy you just gotta remember what that felt like, how liberated you felt.
thats the real you, that is what you are aiming for
>>
>>7749331
im not sure you need ffs but you do what makes you happy
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>>7749346
>dude life is great
you started at 17
of course you think that
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>>7749357
I DID NOT DUDE
Lmao
it was 19
and either way, i started post puberty!
>>
>tfw started at 26 but have somewhat soft bitch face
>tfw just think of the fact i already had this soft bitch face in my teens
>all that wasted potential
i think i'm just looking for reasons to get depressed
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>tfw prescription refilled
>tfw get to find out what my levels are at next month
yee
>>
>>7749361
Ehhhhh? Easymodo?
Only East Asians play easymodo!
>>
>>7749366
or a white girl like me whos fucking 5'2"
>>
dudes there was this weird guy who kept complimenting me last night and stuff and when I told him i was trans he was so awed and asked me about hormones and stuff, and he wants to look like a girl but is hesitant to start. he's 34.
>>7749376
i guess I have it kinda easy since i didn't eat meat since I was 14 and ate lots of soy? But I'm no way easy mode.
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>>7749346
what if you look like me though
>>
Uuuh I just want it to be clear I'm playing drums rn and I'm not being autistic. I'm a nice girl
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>>7749381
Trannydom really does spread like a virus
>>
I wish I could figure out a way of feeling okay about being such a fucking hon that isn't just taking drugs til I can't think straight
>>
k so people are definitely looking at me different and its really weird
like as I was leaving class some guy was staring and smirking at me and then in the elevator some guy clearly stared at me for like 5 seconds
wtf I don't even look that different
>>
Everyone post a song that features your name
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>>7749396
I'm already a carrier and engaged in spreading the degeneracy as far as I can. It's gr8
>>
>>7749399
they're probably looking at your tits
>>
>>7749405
dude i was passed around with guys and dancing and every time we ended up making out i had to tell them i used to be a boy. it was FUCKKKKEEDDDDDD
>>
>>7749407
I'm pretty sure I hide them well :(
>>
>tfw fat so everyone I know will just ignore my boob growth and assume they're just moobs
h-haha
>>
my nipples are hard almost 24/7 now
>>
>>7749427
same except for no boobs
>>
so if you wear a sports bra under a t-shirt, how visible is it?
do you need to wear 2 shirts or something over it to hide the straps on the shoulders?
>>
>mfw my nipples are getting thiccer
Wew
>>
>>7749428
Time to get a bra
>>
>>7749430
I've had some growth and it made me think of "I'm surprised nobody's mentioned anything" until I realized why
Then again most people have been oblivious to some changes I've noticed about myself from hrt
>>
>>
>>7749447
nice desu
>>
>>7749440
Well changes happen slowly, so people who see you everyday won't notice so fast
>>
>>7749451
>tfw want to rubb your hard nips even though they're not sensitive yet
>>
Myrthe (frangipane) (ID: !5xcL0EnFjs)
2017-02-13 04:38:58
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>>7749455
You're free to do that :3
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I want to KISS Elanna!
>>
anyone else lactate?
>>
>>7749463
i want to kiss her too dang
>>
>>7749467
Fuck off, whore. I called her first.
>>
>>7749470
come on dude
its just a kissaroo
>>
>>7749472
I don't want Elanna getting your stds
>>
I am trash
>>
>>7749472
Can you kill yourself please? You are nothing more than a lanky awkward shemale. A rotten shitty tree that needs to be fucking uprooted.
>>
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good morning, ladies.
hurray! for today, I am feeling no dysphoria.
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Working 11 hours is pretty tough
Save me
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i'm @ the place where i'm scheduled for my interview.
& i still have 30 minutes to spare.
i guess it doesn't take long to get around town here, even by foot
>>
>mtfg
>>
i dreamed I had tasty cherry-flavored gum in my mom and when i woke up i was sad i didn't really have it
>>
>>7749476
What else is new?
>>
>>7749484
>in my mom
wtf *in my mouth
>>
>>7749463
But I'm taken :(
>>
>>7749484
Dont put gums inside your mom
Thats not healthy
>>
>>7749481
Trying to be woman with those shoulders is pretty tough too lol
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>>7749483
this is me FOREVER :DD
>>
>>7749489
what? since when?
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>>7749479
>ladies
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>>7749491
Thats why i use the mens changing room
>>
>>7749481
what do you use for your hair
do you use leave-conditioner
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>>7749482
good luck!!!!!
break a leg.
>>7749477
see pic
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>>7749490
it was my dream-mom so that's okay right
>>
>>7749499
Did you remember to take your AIDS pills today?
>>
>>7749499
lanky awkward shemales unite!!
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>>7749482
o, & along the way, i got to see a wreckage from a traffic collision.
it was so great
>>7749499
thanks :3
>>
>>7749497
I use anti frizz conditioner and a hair mask
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>>7749503
This is what a tranny over 6' looks like
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>>7749509
luckily im only 6'0!
>>
>>
wtf is with this bully anon.
posts the same pics every time.
why does someone even come here so often if all they do is bully?
>>
>>7749507
I use a Y to X chromosome conversion conditioner
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>>7749483
help im trying to leave the house to get needles so i can pass but i dont pass rn what can i do :(
>>
>>7749494
Like 3 months ago officially but probably closer to 6 months ago
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>>7749513
True
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>>7749512
Yeah but Red is like 6'5 and has warts on his asshole
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pls stop meming me
>>
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>>7749519
What are you implying anon?
>>
>>7749523
i know something else i'll ride in the future
>>
>Not tall enough to be a man.
>Not short enough to be a woman.
>>
>>7749521
You could try kyssing :3
>>
>>7749524
Bully anon begone!
>>
>>7749521
buy needles online
>>
>>7749507
it's pretty!
i think im just gotta add an anti-frizz leave-in conditioner to what ive already got
i use a hair mask too :3
>>
>>7749530
Height is a meme
>>
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>>7749528
WEW
MYRTHE!!!
I-it's good that I don't blush!
>>
>>
>>
>>7749527
That you're a """""""""""""woman"""""""""""""""
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ok girls, I need like real advise.
I'm letting my nails grow and mi ring finger nail is curving downwards.
is there any way to correct this? filing/cutting/etc., and if so, and how?
>inb4 cutting any extremity, fingering any orifice of mine/another person's or inserting bamboo shoots/toothpick into finger.
uh pic related
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>>7749538
easy for you to say, 5 foot club!!
>>
>>7749537
Aw thanks
I wish my hair looked as good as yours when its curly
My just gets super messy
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FINALLY I have transformed into a woman!!! I'm so happy rn
>>
>>
>>7749546
I do see enough women daily to know that women taller than 6 feet exist and nobody really notices
>>
>>7749543
Well at least you put it in quotation marks
>>
>>7749548
Post that bony pasty ass of yours
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>>7749540
Yes indeed >//w//<
That's a very good quality of you
Me on the other hand.. Geez Louise.
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>tfw lanky awkward she-man
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>>7749538
I know it's a meme.
Doesn't mean I wouldn't like being even shorter, though.
>>
>>
>>7749553
Combined they are about as tall as Red
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>>7749555
Yee you're my cute tomato gf
As red as pizza sauce.
>>
>>7749553
170 cm.
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>>7749548
awww haha i just try to let it airdry and it gives me little curls :3
thanks!
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>>7749558
>t-that'll show him!!!
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Well, dudes, I don't know about you, but I'm excited that i made out with this cis girl that was 6'1 last night lmaooooo
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>>7749556
tfw manlet sheman with broad shoulders that are emphasized through lack of height
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>>7749551
we got the more masculine skeleton to deal with too
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>>7749563
That post could work in a love letter :3
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>>7749554
Heres my bony ass
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>>7749564
that's best height for a woman!
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>>7749566
>him
mfw a faggot man is literally sitting on 4chan in the LGBT board, frequently posting in a thread for trannys.
how pathetic is it that you know the people here and the memes? why don't you just transition already?
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oy vey im feeling very triggered here
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>>7749568
Red is about 190cm if memory serves
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well, it's time for me to check in for a pleasant conversation w/ a complete stranger.
this is gonna be great.
i'm so excited
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>>7749575
>love letter
If I'd ever write you one I'd probably be a huge sperg desu
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>>7749567
how tall is that (cm)?
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>>7749581
It's so easy, Red. Just try it. Please, just do it.
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>>7749590
Why do you do this anon?
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>>7749583
that's tall for man or woman.
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>>7749579
lmao he is drumftard !!111 xD
he is stupit
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>>7749592
it goes around your dingdong as an accessory
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>>7749588
I meant that if you wrote just that post as a loveletter, that it could work very well :3
It only proves how cute and non-spergy it would be, silly <3
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>>7749589
187 cm
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>>7749592
right? It's honestly pathetic.
You have to be a terrible human being to want to output more suffering, negativity, and hate into the world.
Feels like anon has some internal conflict she needs to work out to be happy.
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>>7749592
Brb fap
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>>7749597
uwu noooo it'd be so embarrassing! N-not blushing right now luckily
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>>7749604
Why are you posting lewds?
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post current mood
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>>7749601
>187cm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>7749604
o nice butt u so skinny
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Could someone post the infographic about tying a noose? Getting really tired of losing friends because I'm too much of a Debbie downer for them.
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>>7749595
>drumftard
I support Trump you stupid faggot.
how does talking shit about someone spending hours bullying anonymously equate out to a certain political ideology?
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>>7749601
thank u
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>>7749611
u 2
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>>7749603
ye he is drumftard xD pol pls go
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>>7749605
Dw about it you silly girl c:
It's adorable.
Phew, what a relief!
I'm afraid I'll have to inspect you tomorrow, though. Just to make sure you're not really secretly blushing when I'm not looking.
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>>7749604
cutte butte
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>>7749617
you're in a drinking mood?
oh good, that means you're happy and ready to have fun!
glad you're feeling well edie!
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>>7749607
because you have a nice ass
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>>7749622
i'm kind of just watching the thread like....................oooh... ok....................
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>>7749619
Ahh okay but still don't ever expect a love letter desu cause I'm way too ashamed!
>I'm afraid I'll have to inspect you tomorrow, though. Just to make sure you're not really secretly blushing when I'm not looking.
L I T E R A L L Y just hid my head in my hands instinctively
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>>7749625
s a m e
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>>7749612
Please respond
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>>7749625
so are you gonna go through with the natural iranian/mexican look?
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>>7749634
no that's racist, shitlord
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i lose control of my sada really easily
anyway i know im gonna be depressed for the next few days and it's gonna kill me
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I tried to end it yesterday by downing some pills but turns out they were laxatives! LOL I shat like a gallon.
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>>7749625
oh okay
im hungry tho so can you feed me some nuggies or something real quick
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>>7749628
dude it's pretty bad isn't it lollllllllllll
>>7749634
ye!!! i'm setting up an appointment next week man. even ordered natural looking (but enlarging) light brown contacts.
yknow just like my eyes but a smidgen better for when i wanna look more fem and fancy. pic related.
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why do people always pick on me
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>>7749645
LMAO he is probably a drumftard from pol LOL xd
what a LOSER!!!!1
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>>7749648
dumb redtree
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>>7749650
b-b-but I browse /pol/
???
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>>7749648
jealousy
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>>7749648
because you're a worthless dirty faggot, you literally need to die in order for good things to happen to others
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>>7749655
>jealousy
>Redtree
>NBA player gayboy with AIDS
:^)
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>>7749658
the post i responded to proved the victimized statement in of itself desu................................
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>>7749657
mmmmm harder daddy i love being degraded
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>>7749651
wtf these are just golfballs
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>>7749662
Can you degrade yourself into a lifeless state? That will please Daddy. I'm sure your real father would be happy too if you died.
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>>7749666
too bad he's already dead lmao
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New thread?
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>>7749668
Wow, that explains everything...
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>>7749670
Aren't you that girl who shat herself? Why would you say that lol?
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very low-energy trolling going on right now
sad
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>>7749677
Summer isn't even here yet, why don't you leave me alone.
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>>7749682
I'm just trying to help you end it.
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>tfw you ate steak every time you went out to eat as a kid
:^(
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im a girl(male)
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>>7749681
yeah he probably voted drumpf lmao
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we should never make a new thread
its been a good run, folks.
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i wish i was red
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>>7749688
you're a man(AIDS)
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>>7749685
There are thousands of shitlords here just like you. You're not special, just somewhat annoying.
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>>7749691
oh my god you have a point
IT'S OUR DUTY TO BREAK THE CYCLE
FREE US FROM THIS ETERNAL LIMBO
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>>7749691
agreed
once this finally archives we can finally all rest in peace
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>>7749696
yeah he is a idoit nazi
back to pol lamao!!
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>>7749694
Awwweee babe
Why...exactly would you wanna be me lmaooo
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red is my spirit animal
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>>7749702
No, you're like 12.
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>>7749704
because I think having an std would be hot lol
it's kind of weird but having the bug and just sleeping around with everybody would be so freeing
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>>7749702
at least say this stuff to sass, she's the only one here who says retarded shit about trump being a fascist and calls everyone a nazi
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>>7749700
I agree with this post. No more mtfg
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>>7749708
WOW, I guess I just got BTFO'd :o
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>>7749709
that is fugged up m8
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>>7749705
just go into a sweat lodge and take this obscure halluciginic herb and maybe i'll just visit you my dude!!!
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>>7749710
>Trying to start shit with Sass.
Why are you still angry anon?
That was yesterday.
Today's a new day filled with life and love.
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>>7749720
yesterday and many days before
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>>7749719
I'm actually on herbs most of the time lol, you actually inspired me to go to a giftgiving drug rave last year. I'm officially a diseased whore now, and I do dope! We should totes hang out.
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>>7749724
You should look towards the future.
Nothing can be changed. The past is still the past, the bridge to nowhere.
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>>7749711
When will you go on Britains Got Nutters?
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>day starts with quid shitting up the thread
>by noon, all the summerfags are blooming out of season
By jove, at this rate, CNT will come back.
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dude im cracking up my sides are on the moon
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>>7749704
you're cute for a start duh
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>>7749709
Iktf...
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>>7749732
There's no future with drumpf as president. it's literally nazi germany!
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>>7749731
I mean its more like if you're going to sarcastically insult someone about supporting trump, you might as well do it to the people who actually believe he's a fascist and see nazis everywhere they look
>>7749732
lmao wow so beautiful bby <3
inspiring
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>>7749736
How can you laugh when you have AIDS?
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>>7749711
Didn't you say you were 6'0 or 6'1 once?
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Best way to get pozzed?
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Imma hook up with 2 black guys today
I feel so slutty lol, one of them is positive too...
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>>7749645
I have a filter that filters all negative words and insults
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>>7749711
>I'm 188cm
I thought you were kinda short for some reason
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>>7749757
Aw crud
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>>7749753
go get fucked by a bunch of guys in the opium dens of NYC.
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>>7749755
:^)
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>>7749757
So you're literally in a safespace? You are pretty pathetic.
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>>7749757
Can you post the list please?
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>>7749765
I second this
am curious
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>>7749762
thanks for the nice smiley, I like his nose!
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>>7749770
^>^
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>>7749627
I'm not a very good writer so I'm afraid you won't ever receive a letter from me either >-<
Awwww <3
You're too darn cute for your own good desu!
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>>7749757
so bully anon spends literal hours posting here bullying but actually has a filter that turns this into a safe space?
LuL
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>>7749770
>his
all emoticons assume the gender identity of the person using it
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>>7749773
uwu shame desu I'd love one ><
A-and nuh uh I'm not cute at all I am a strong non-cute girl!
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>>7749775
:^o
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>>7749778
M-Maybe I could do anyways seeing your interest, that but it won't be very well written I'm afraid ;o;
But what if you're a strong *and* cute girl?
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>>7749784
I think imma let him go in bareback, I'm ready for the gift~
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>>7749781
3_$
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>>7749787
I'd appreciate the sentiment for sure and absolutely love it ;w;
Nuh uh that's not me! And everyone knows only girls who blush are cute
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>>7749770
I thought it was a beak
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i just 90$ on an eyelash set, help lmao
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>>7749790
D>D
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>>7749797
Actually girls with male chromosomes and low voices are cutest! :3
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>>7749788
You should do it many times to ensure reception of the gift.
Also,
>Black men who have sex with transgendered women are HIV carriers
That's racist.
Also,
You're not ready for a black man, you should start with asians.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo
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can y'all post some cute earrings that won't stand out too much in guy mode?
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>>7749799
o i meant to say spent
they're mink lashes tho so that's reasonable right
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>>7749803
I feel like you like boys, anon.
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>>7749797
Aww I'll definitely consider it >w<
Must've missed the memo, then.
Even girls who never ever blush can be cute
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hi my name is nim and im a boy
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tell me your pasta recipes, /mtfg/
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>>7749813
Cute girl uwu
And nuh uh cause I'm not cute!
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>>7749812
That's what I said? :o
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>>7749819
Mix flour and ketchup
Throw over macaroni
Put in microwave
Done
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>>7749819
i put pasta in a pot of water then i put that on a stove and then after a little while i take the pasta out and eat it
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>>7749825
F 4 G G 0 T
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>>7749833
Can't read that was filtered
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>>7749819
Spaghetti
Butter
Microwave
Voila
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>>7749830
this is obscene.
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these threads turn so anemic without images
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>>7749819
1 serving
100g spaghetti
3 roma tomatoes
1/2 onion
1 anchovy fillet
1/8 stuck butter
1. Melt butter, put anchovy until it dissolves
2. Roast Tomatoes in broiler
3. Chop onion and add to butter
4. Wait like 23.7 minutes
5. Add tomatoes
6. Crush tomatoes with spatula, add salt to taste
7. Cook spaghetti al dente in water with salt.
8. Add pasta
You could add basil and grated hard cheese if you want to
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