mtfg

>>7739354
>lauren is a flat earther
jfc lauren

>>7739354
good edition desu

spherecucks btfo

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>flat earth theory
>not hollow earth theory

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>>7739355
>o/////o
awww, did I make you blush? naughty~! I was just tasting.

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>>7739326
I wish I'd have been a sex doll so I couldn't say no

BUYING GF PLZ

>>7739346
better than mine D:

>>7739348
it's pretty awesome haha

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>>7739358

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selling rune scimmy

>>7739373
meet me in Lumby

nimmy scimmy

>>7739346
>brow-off
Let's see about that, eh?

https://unsee.
cc/zematodi/

>>7739343
Huh
That sounds like a solid plan

>>7739366
>naughty

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

>>7739385
I will never post mine in the thread but if you wanna add me on skype I'll show you my brow.

@ Dreamsura

>>7739354
>wearing curved earth contact lenses

yeah, it doesn't check out.
nice try tho

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jvmh04otBI

huggie wuggie lauren

>>7739389
blushing is something, love.
it makes me tingle

>>7739391
Eh.

Might do.

>>7739396
wugg

>>7739383
L U M B Y

so when do i sex you?

>>7739354
>flat earth
Fucking kill yourself if you think that

Better yet go take a tour at a local observatory if your that fucking retarded

>>7739405
>local observatory
I'd rather not pay money to be lied to thank you very much

>>7739405
Kayla you are literally A G P

so stop

>>7739406
Buy a telescope, climb a tall mountain, read a science book, eat a hollow point .45 cal bullet

>>7739405
lmao I bet you just eat up everything NASA says too
spherecucks are so pathetic

i wanna believe that the earth is that because that means we'll be 2d

>>7739398
posting to confirm that I crushed Sirona in the brow-off. Any other brow-lets wanna challenge my caveman forehead?

>>7739412
I want to strangle all of you flat earth morons so bad

the earth is actually square

Is it agp to have a pact with someone that whenever either of you meows the other has to stop and come kiss them?

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>>7739415
then id finally be cute anime boy

>>7739411
I think you are being trolled...

>>7739389
Wtf?
You're always doing naughty stuff!

>>7739420
no you're WRONG

>>7739423
yeah you're stuck as a cute anime girl :/

>>7739420
The earth is an oblate spheroid you snow eating moron

Ahhhhhhhhh

>>7739416
Here comes a new challenger>>7739426
My intentions are always innocent

>>7739416
Can confirm she ain't lying... poor lass.

>>7739372
>I wish I'd have been a sex doll so I couldn't say no
the doll would probably say "no" more often than you would, slut

if you found a way to gain 15 IQ points, there wouldn't be too much difference between you and it anyway

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/mtfg/, show me evidence transfaggotry isn't a meme.

>>7739416
whatever jawlet

>>7739421
Only if it's with Satan.

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>>7739421
I wonder if you do that long enough you will have a pavlov response and anyone who says meow to you will end up getting smooched

do unironic flat earthers exist

>>7739439
So many people have the same exact symptoms thus making it a legitimate condition.

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>>7739416
i challenge you

>>7739453
i want you to be flat so i can huggie wuggie you in the 2d dimension

>>7739447
I fucking looooooove pavlova!

>>7739458
LMAO
add me on skype, babe. @ Dreamsura

>tfw I actually believed pokemon mystery dungeon games could sense my aura

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>>7739429
its not true!

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>>7739437
jfc
This is unfair, you're making me horny before work. I have to deal with the public in like 2 hours ;~;

>>7739430
It's a very round square duh

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>>7739453
yeah they do, unfortunately

>>7739372
lewdlanna (me too though)

>>7739439
*Shows anon a mirror*
Now you will believe
>>7739431
Innocent my butt

>>7739465
yes it is omg

>>7739453
not totally sure but I joined this in high school
http://theflatearthsociety.org/home/

I have a certificate with my name on it as a memeber
their motto is latin for "victory in truth!"

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>>7739462
im shy now.

>>7739468
>horny before work
Get in a quickie
Do you need my help

>>7739440
I'm looking at a picture of you right now nim, and I can tell you I have a stronger jaw than you

>>7739481
delete it pls

If the earth is flat then how do you explain different constellations in the southern hemisphere?

>>7739479
same and im getting dysphoria after looking at my brow

ok this game is over!

>>7739488
chemtrails

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>>7739468
it's not supposed to make you horny, it's supposed to make you teary-eyed from all the hurtful stuff

god, you're so infuriating, i need to go cool off while i think of more mean things to say to you

>>7739489
no but ill win...

>finally know I'm trans
>do nothing for several years
>mustache hair develops
>ridiculously visible every morning
hahahahHAHAHAHA

>>7739491
Not funny

>>7739488
>>7739491

because they're putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay

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>>7739472
>tfw real life isnt an yaoi bait anime

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>>7739492
By cool off do you mean you're going to masturbate? Me too actually

>>7739488
we can't see them from the angle we're at
are you really this dumb??

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>>7739346
Thanks *hugs*
I know it's gotten better and I'm trying to stay hopeful, but the closer I get the more it seems to hurt.

>>7739385
>brow-off
i-it can always be worse
>>7739416
>Any other brow-lets wanna challenge my caveman forehead?
A challenger appears!

>>7739468
>I have to deal with the public in like 2 hours ;~;
*nasally voice* "Excuse me miss, do you know where the anal ease is?"
I had a newlywed couple ask me 3 different times if the hotel sold lubricants and anal ease specifically. At one point the bride herself came down in person to ask. awwwwkwaaard.

Sometimes I get dysphoria when I see my penis

>>7739497
get that laser zap zap ur face

>tfw too lazy to shave
>tfw day 6 of having not left the house

>>7739509
my penis is part of me

>>7739487
sorry nim I can't do that
its also stored in the archive anyway, anyone has access to it
I promise not to post it though

>>7739509
iktf ;^;

>>7739506
If the earth was flat there wouldn't be any angles. We're on an orb in empty space, grow the fuck up faggot.

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Wow, it's almost Valentine's Day. I seriously hope you ladies have a bf, but if you don't it's not a big deal. You just miss holding hands, kissing, spooning, getting fucked doggie style, watching TV together, looking deeply into each other's eyes, romantic dinners, and eventual marriage, but it's not a big deal. Some people are just born to die alone.

>>7739525
why can't you do it

why do you like lookin at my ugly mug

>>7739507
Oh god lmao

>>7739480
get over here bae

>>7739531
Me and my bf do all those things. Im so fucking lucky!

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>>7739509

>>7739529
why do planes never fly over antarctica then?
it would theoretically be a faster route if the earth was actually round from south america to australia

but they'll never do that, because it wouldn't work because the earth is flat
ever wonder why visiting antarctica is heavily restricted? the government has a reason for not letting you go there

>>7739531
:(

>>7739551
it's cuz of all the moon people

>>7739533
I can't just delete rare photos of people here are you nuts
I promise to be responsible with it, I don't know what else to say

>>7739509
i get it really bad sometimes it makes tucking really hard

>>7739545
This comic is so fucking true

>>7739557
which one is it

how do I stop being an ugly hon

>>7739556
don't you patronize me nim

>>7739531

>no rope play

Better to die alone desu.

>>7739559
i cant masturbate anymore without dysphoria

Tamara plays Pokemon with one hand while shitposting with the other
Truly a talented individual

>>7739509
why have I seen multiple pictures of it then

>>7739565
stop looking like sheen

>>7739551
>why do planes never fly over antarctica then?
What kind of mileage do you think aircraft have? The temperatures would literally kill most aircraft plus there are no refueling stations there.

>>7739569
There's too much to list desu.

>>7739545
this whole manga was fantastic. I almost showed it to my parents.

>>7739574
>shitposting intensifies

>>7739539
*comes to Canada and dicks you quickly*

>>7739574
i play 6 runescape accounts while shitposting on my phone im more talented!

>>7739565
lose weight, start taking vitamin d suppliments and lrn2make up

you're not even ugly, it just looks like you put no effort in at all

>>7739575
I sort of started posting with Imgur and someone found my user and pics and there were some pics that were meant to be private but were public because I'm a tech idiot.

>>7739578
its a shorter route than they're taking though if the earth really was round
look at a globe, its geographically shorter to travel from the tip of south america to australia by flying over antarctica than it is to fly over the atlantic and indian oceans
there would of course be no need to refuel as they don't need to refuel on the longer route

but they won't because the earth isn't a sphere

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>>7739531

>>7739590
Wow
Truly the epitome of multitasking
And here I am barely able to shitpost while doing noting else

>>7739594
i don't have any money for supplements and makeup

>>7739563
idk how to describe it, you have like dark hair and dark eyes
should I just post it?

>>7739614
no

if it was the one posted by drake that's my pre-hrt pic and i don't like it

>>7739603
Its not shorter at all

yes hi hello does anyone know a good vidya gaem to get invested in/escape in?
thank

>>7739609
get a job

>>7739609
use the money you'll save from losing weight

>>7739619
im to mentally ill to go outside
>>7739620
how do I get money from that

>>7739622
lauren is my friend

>>7739618
VA-11 Hall-A is very good.

>>7739625
hugg

>>7739628
>VA-11 Hall-A
Seems really cool!
thanks c:

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Hi everyone, how are you today?

>>7739634
im okok

are you okok

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>>7739617
look at a globe you dumb bitch
which looks faster, flying in a straight path directly where you want to go, or flying in a curved line

>>7739622
Does anyone else here have that problem where you stop having sexual feelings towards people you're becoming friends with?

>>7739618
RPGs

>>7739641
?

>>7739616
ye it is
idk I think you look kinda cute desu, I'd snugg

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>>7739604
it will be okay

>>7739637
Isn't flying over Antarctica super dangerous because of the weather patterns?

>>7739634
Oh great, Grace is here.

Hello Grace, how are you? I hope you've had a *wonderful* day today.

>>7739647
delete im making a goofy face :(

>>7739650
if you believe government lies maybe you'd think that

>>7739637
>cant into basic geometry

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>>7739419
>being this dumb and falling for the troll

>>7739656
Oh no

It's retarded

>spherecucks
baka

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>>7739636
>>7739653
My days been super shit lol

>>7739657
ok faglord
literally just look at a globe, you can measure it yourself

>>7739637
If you want your engines to ice up then be my guest

>>7739618

BDO

>>7739650
I'm gay

>>7739663
I wanna put a sphere in your butt Lauren!

>>7739665
the globe is spherical which means the curvature of the earth plays a factor otherwise you would be intersecting through the mantle

>>7739671
Me too

>>7739666
why are you acting like you know anything about the kind of weather planes can fly in

>>7739664
how so

>>7739665
Antarctica sticks out more on a globe moron, its a longer distance because its on a curve

why does kayla believe government lies
ice is a myth

>>7739666
>666
Czech'd

>>7739654
*delet*
ok its gone now
you don't have to worry anymore buddi nim

>>7739657
>she doesn't understand non-Euclidean geometry

>>7739684
no you're lying omg ;-;

>>7739381
trimming all rune armor

>>7739691
for free??

why are people so quick to swallow the lies they've been told?

>>7739691
trimming bird beaks

Can we talk about makeup or something? Wtf?

>>7739695
probably from drinking fluoride

>>7739697
Seconding this.

im taking estrogen tbf

>>7739691
I used to roll new male characters, go and do some quests and get enough gp to go to the gender swapper

>>7739702
i take that to

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did someone say makeup

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later losers I'm out

feels really good to btfo all these spherecucks
enjoy being pathetic sheeple in your sham of a society

Kill the gays

>>7739707
are you and kayla makeup best buddies now?

>>7739707
ya help me fix my long ol face

>>7739707
Lel
Hey i couldn't affor that moisturiser u showed me but i got a ton of other stuff and differet peel off masks

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>>7739648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz9OKVuSgxw

what happened to me. i used to be so edgy. so numb. so immune to it all. able to take it all.

now i cry and im afraid ;-;

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>>7739711

>>7739705
we have so much in common

let's get married okay

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>>7739697
>>7739701
>>7739707
I need to start learning it soon.

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>>7739698
dumb fluorided spherecucks

>>7739693
completely for free, my new best friend, watch as I trim this person's armor who I definitely do not know :-D
>>7739696
*trims your armor*
>>7739704
what the heck

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>>7739719
its because you are a good girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQt4ckq-dg

>>7739731
uwu

>>7739697

Yes... Why do people choose the wrong color foundation for their complexion? It's funny xD

tfw no makeup or clothes or electrolysis

>>7739741
>no clothes
lewd

>>7739731
>what the heck
I was repressed okay

>>7739741
Soooooo you're a guy then?

>>7739741
same

why can't you get stuff i thought you were out

>>7739747
that's not how gender works
>>7739750
no money

>>7739727
>meme magic
>not real

i touched a penis

>>7739738
I needed to buy like 5 different colors to finally get the right one

>>7739756
start trying to make money!

there's a lot of ways to do it online ^^

>>7739761
can you send me the ways

>>7739756
Oh sorry. I'd rather not eat or pay rent than have no clothes and makeup.

>>7739759
d-did you like it??

>>7739759
Give more detail.

>tfw birdy wont let you buy him a birthday gift
s-stubborn chaser

>>7739762
you're gonna have to show strange men body parts you don't want to show them :(

>>7739774
:(

>>7739712

idk i'm friends with anyone who is chill dewd

>>7739714

contour bb

>>7739718

that's awesome!! what masks?
you can always use the moisturizer you have now as well :-) better than just putting the foundation without it yknow?

>>7739724

you should see me before and after honestly

>>7739760

DW cis girls do it all the time... Especially when they think they are more tan than they are. I'm not talking a shade or two off here, I'm talking ivory skin with Guido foundation... So classy :P

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>>7739741
>tfw no electrolysis
electrolysis sucks though, but its necessary unless you have dark hair in which case laser is a better bet

>>7739759

Just wash your hands before you eat anything. Those things go all kinds of places.

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>>7739759
>i touched a penis
Me too.
>tfw it's your own penis

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>>7739766
>making out with gf
>gfs hand on crotch
>grind down on it and start moaning
>gf gets hard
>give gf the succ

>>7739734
there you go darling, freshly trimmed rune armor
>>7739746
did you at least trick nerds into giving you free stuff
>>7739769
I CANNOT ACCEPT

>>7739793
that's gay

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Hi everyone!
I'm sleepy, so I'm going to bed now.

Goodnight.

>>7739794
>did you at least trick nerds into giving you free stuff
all the time

The simple fact that some people seriously believe in impossible crap like flat earth, gods or chakras is just proof that education should be exclusively public, absolutely mandatory and totally positivist.

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>>7739732

>>7739762
ya you just set up a wordpress site and make reviews for stuff on amazon

then if people buy the stuff through your links you make money

then you gotta research keywords to rank for google and get people to link to your site so google ranks your site higher

the more reviews you do the more money you get, im making like 100-200 bucks a month now

>>7739800
*tips gullible fedora*

>>7739783
I have blonde/red hair so I think I need it

also what method does the place you go to use

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>>7739806

>>7739781
dunno how to do that

>>7739812
do I have to buy stuff first
can you show me how to do this

>>7739781

I used to mix liquid foundation with moisturizer. But then I found out what BB cream is, much better for blending. But we all so stupid stuff when experimenting and learning ^_^!

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>>7739793
mfw

>>7739798
good girl
>>7739800
*tips*

>>7739814
no idea
torture sheen method?

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>>7739800

>>7739819
uh you gotta buy hosting and a domain site

buying a nice theme would probably be beneficial too

most of the stuff you can buy to make your site better is bought down the line with the profits from your site

>>7739813
I would have thought you would approve of a socialist initiative to educate the masses

>>7739793
>tfw nothing nice to succ

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>>7739818

pic related.
i do this every day but i do it VERY lightly. if you use too much product it looks very drag very fast.
but every single model for every single runway, magazine ad, cover shoot, etc has had this done on her (along with photoshop lol)

>>7739822

bb cream is really great if you don't need coverage. altho to me the best ever is chanel vitalumiere aqua. gives you the best finish on earth with bb cream blending.

>>7739646
Like your feelings towards that person change over time from sexual attraction to more like a friendship....

>>7739832
you have to decalcify your third eye before truly learning anything

>>7739835
looks like a lil cheetah

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>>7739796
And?

>>7739764
Yeah it was fun

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>>7739800
space lizards made me trans

>>7739831
ok but how do I get referral links and stuff

I feel like HRT is turning me into a sissy bitch :(

>>7739847
you join the amazon affiliates program and when you go to a product on amazon they'll give you a link to paste in your article

>>7739835
The lower face part may be suboptimal for some trans faces, though. It's not one pattern fits all.

>>7739850
That's normal dw

>>7739846
the annunaki will be here soon I swear

>>7739843

be a lil cheetah

>>7739850

it is. now learn your place and service alpha males, sissy

>>7739854

ik i just posted an example.

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>>7739846

>>7739852
ok thanks

>>7739852
how many shekels can one expect from such a venture?

>>7739793
How fucking gross. Why did you become a transbian?

>>7739781
>what masks?
Forgot the brand but one is a charcoal, cucumber, and one is lemon. All have a slightly different purpose

>>7739835

Thanks for the hot tip dude :3 I'll check it out. I'm always looking for new products to play with.

>>7739870
>How fucking gross. Why did you become a transbian?
she feminised her boyfriend

>>7739841
Anyone who believes that pineal nonsense should be given free decalcification. By means of a full body bath of nitric acid.

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>>7739870
I'm bisexual?

>>7739878
I would die if my bf went trans

>>7739884
doesn't he post in here?
thats a red flag if I've ever seen one

>>7739881
You of all people going transbian makes me feel all icky inside

>>7739869
depends on a lot of factors

you have to choose a good niche, you have to write good articles and you have to be consistent

once you start making a stable amount you can start improving your site with custom logos, custom css, etc. to start making your site more professional and "linkable"

it's just the first hurdle that's the hardest, if you really push it i think you can turn any affiliate site into a site making 5k+

at that point you can just hire writers who actually know what they're talking about and have custom images/daily articles/etc.

it's kind of like a business

>>7739861
Problem with contouring is that some girl grab a pattern without thinking and stick with it. The results are often worse than if they just used plain foundation. That and putting blush where it makes it look like they have rosacea.

>>7739861
i dun even know what they stuff she's got on her face is called tho

>>7739893
Care to elaborate on why?

>>7739880
:(
the fluoridation really got to you :/

>>7739870

ye charcoal is for blackheads + acne, cucumber is hydrating + soothing, lemon is for fading scars etc
just don't do them too much, especially the lemon. charcoal is second to that, cucumber you can use the most often.

>>7739874

anytime bb

>>7739898

idk dude it works for me but i also research it all a lot and went to school for makeup and actually know what i'm doing with 10 years of makeup experience, so

>>7739899

it's just light and dark pigment. google contouring and highlighting and trannies who do it desu

>>7739900
you were the chosen one!

>>7739904
I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

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>>7739863

>>7739904
you are forgetting that she is french

>>7739913
she only drinks wine

>>7739910
>contouring and highlighting
oh wow its crazy the effect that has
I can't wait to make myself look pretty =D

>>7739869
PLUS you can stack so like if your site is doing really well, why not start another site?

and even better this time you have all the resources you bought to help your first site grow so you it'll be MUCH easier this time around

and you'll be able to hire writers to write content so you won't even have to do that much work!

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Who wants headpats
>>7739850
This is what all those sissy captions prepared you for

>>7739910
i wanna look natural tho :^(

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>>7739918

>>7739900
Dating another mtf is the most lazy act of desperation ever.

>>7739923
id feel kind of bad doing this though
like it'd be encouraging people to buy things they don't need

>>7739924
ill take one

>>7739910
Obviously wasn't talking about you. Or anyone who actually knows how makeup works. Just the kind of dunce that "learns" from shitty magazines or YouTube vids without giving a single thought to what they're trying to achieve and can't even see they're doing it so wrong it makes them look worse.

>>7739922

it's really easy to do once you figure it all out, but literally every person ever photographed for anything has been highlighted + contoured.
you don't want it to be obvious but it redefines definition and when done lightly (and correctly) adds to your beauty and helps add focus to your more feminine features.

>>7739925

it can be done very naturally bby. just do it lightly. it shouldn't be obvious at all, trust.

>>7739931
what do you mean? people who are coming to your site already want one of things in your niche

you're just trying to help them find the best one for them

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>>7739926
nini i must lseep

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>>7739911
You were supposed to destroy the transbians not join them!

>>7739931
Oh please, you hopped on the first chaser that would pay attention to you. I'm dating them because I love them, I really could give two fucks what gender they are.

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>>7739943
night Amy
I hope you have sweet dreams of flowers and butterflys

>>7739941
id be telling people to buy whatever is going to pay me
i really don't like this
>>7739946
what

>>7739946
Shit, meant to reply to >>7739929

>>7739946
>You were supposed to destroy the transbians not join them!
lmaoo

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>>7739933
patt nim

Can Elanna be my BFF?

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>>7739885
Okay I brushed my teeth and was just about to go to bed, but I have to post this first!

Goodnight Myrthe~

>>7739929

Who hurt you?

>>7739950
you're not telling people to buy stuff, you're reviewing it and giving them a link to go buy it if they like it

i negatively review stuff all the time, you're just trying to show people the best products out there

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is it weird that i like having a deeper grill voice lol

>>7739951
Lol so quick to dismiss my love for my bf as if your love is more real because you are better then me. Fucking bitch.

>>7739738
Sometimes you have to mix up your foundation because your color is a problem ;-;

>>7739968
its basically just marketing though

gas all transbians except nim/eva
>>7739970
I like lower girl voices desu

>>7739974
are movie reviewers marketers if they fairly judge each movie they review?

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>>7739972
I know your feelings
I think you're honestly just sad that my lips aren't wrapped around your cock right now instead

I think you're honestly just head over heels for him because he treats you like a girl. You know, apart from the whole "leaving you if you ever get SRS" thing

>>7739959
maybeh

>>7739970
Not at all, I like mine lower too

>>7739970
no i like your voice ^^

>>7739989
do you really do entirely fair reviews

>>7739992
Is there a form I fill out?

>>7739972
Lol... I love how everyone else is the bitch.

You get trolled so easily and sperg out...
You call people out for shit you do...

You are a fucking idiot. I can't wait till your bf leaves you and you kill yourself.

>>7739996
She doesn't actually review anything
She looks at reviews that other people have written and summarizes what other people who actually have tried the product have said.

>is autistic sperglord
>harasses other trannies on the Internet for 5 years before transitioning himself
>is a man
>looks like a man
>dates a chaser who likes him because he is a feminine looking man
>dates the first guy that shows him any attention at all

Lmao
Ok

>>7739970
Not really. I'd love to have a voice like Siouxsie, Marlene Dietrich, Nico, Suzy Solidor or Marianne Faithfull. But right now, I have a rather high pitched, lilting voice that's really far from it. Voice therapist is trying to help me get something deeper, steadier and more powerful.

I don't need these personal attacks...

>>7739996
i take the general consensus found in the amazon reviews and put them into one article

so if it's generally shitty reviews on amazon my review is shitty as well, and the opposite as well

>>7740007
Fuck I haven't missed you at allllllllllll

>>7740003
it's a summarized view of what people have said about the product :)

>>7740010
wait so all you do is paraphrase Amazon reviews and put a link there

>Talking to gril on tinder
>We moved here to buy land for self sustained living.
>Why?
>My dad thinks the apocalypse is coming.
Oh god, what am I getting into?

>>7740013
I never left. I'm just posting a bit less. Maybe because I've gone down from three dilation sessions a day to one.

>>7740008

>Says the Chad who attacks everyone personally

Go eat a boigah and some HFCS.

>>7740008

Oh
This is for you >>7740004

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finally cleaned my desk ><

I don't understand how kayla is actually a real person

>>7740020
What does she look like let me see
>>7740030
I think it's an elaborate troll
Real "dedicated to life shit, like Andy Kaufman"

>>7740018
yeah pretty much, people are kind of ADD nowadays so just looking at one article for a lot of people is better than looking at a bunch of amazon reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>7739975
>>7739992
>>7739993

; -; o-ok

>>7740007

https://clyp.it/okjy31yk

>>7740028
now nim can fit!

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>>7739929
HAHA NICE SPOOKS NERD

>>7740008
Maybe if you can't take it don't dish it out

>>7740014
That's not a review though

>>7739998
Sign here please

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/justice-department-transgender-students-bathroom-rights_us_589f366fe4b094a129eb752b

ik, ik blah blah politics reee
but like
its pretty relevant this time

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>>7739893
>You of all people going transbian makes me feel all icky inside
>>7740008
>I don't need these personal attacks...

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>40C/104F today
>snowing in Tasmania

>>7740036
Wouldn't feel right to post her picture without asking her. She's pretty average looking imo, kinda pretty.

>>7740046
in the end it doesn't matter, you're making money either way

>>7740028
clean desks are comfy

>>7740044
on my desk?!
it's pretty small desk, I don't think half of me would fit on the space left

>>7740058
this is a really bad mentality

>>7740041
My voice is deep too...I think it seems more genuine
But idk
>>7740056
She's a Tindr match
Post
A
Screenshot

>>7739929
>Dating another mtf is the most lazy act of desperation ever.
After dating a chaser, who would like, literally fuck any girl with a dick.

>>7740061
i don't see how it's immoral, it's not like the person clicking my link is paying more for the product or anything

why is kayla so homophobic

>>7740060
ill squeeze into a lil ball uwu

>>7740041
are you telling me you don't wanna sound like a valleygirl airhead? wtf