/mtfg/ Transgirl General

chubby
y/n

first for awoo

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>>7729600
Sucks trump is failing at it

WE'RE YOUR WEATHER GIRLS

AND DO WE HAVE NEWS FOR YOU

YOU BETTER LISTEN

GET READY, ALL YOU LONELY GIRLS

AND LEAVE THOSE UMBRELLAS AT HOME

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Reagan 2.0 thread?

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sup fellow girls
hows' it goin?

>>7729610
owoo

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>>7729544
>tfw ill never look like shirtless kakashi

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>>7729611
you are going to love his tax plan Angie

>>7729615
>tfw the xanax hits

although you always post stuff like this

>>7729607
YES

>>7729617
IM WEARING MUH HOODIE

>>7729611
ye trump is totally the worst president at identifying terrorist in recent memory

>>7729622
it hit me like 10 minutes ago

wanna erp anon :3???

im a cute catboy with a barbed cock

interested???

>Start tripping on /mtfg/
>Never really speak to Elanna
>One day say that it's ok to wait for hormones to do their thing
>She spergs "reee only I am right!"
>Ok whatever don't talk to her again
>She starts talking to me so I try to be nice
>Make joke about apple computers being expensive
>She randomly starts making fun of my income
>Doesn't even know how much I earn
>/mtfg/ points out that she works in a grocery store despite having a degree in chemistry
>She apologizes to me
>I try to be nice to her again
>Clearly the apology was just to save face for she later on randomly attacks me again calling me braindead
>I had enough of her, filter her haven't spoken to her since last year
>Filters are off because browser history deleted
>Now I see that she's misgendering me and calling me chris chan
>Why is she replying to me? She seems obsessed with me, is she salty about something? Just like leave me alone, I have ignored you for months for fuck's sake

>>7729604
I'm sorry I should have better quality control

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>try to make unconstitutional EO
>courts tell the government not to enforce it cuz it's unconstitutional and you haven't even given a reason why it needs to be implemented
>fukin 'judges'! SEE YOU IN COURT!
why is trump so great

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>>7729587
>Tfw worst trip ever
:3

>>7729629
sure :3

actually no, I'm gay but I'm not gay in the erp-type way

>>7729633
you don't understand that people can have opinions on you that are based on things other than personal interactions

>>7729626

Hey
Hey Grace
I want you
I want you to tell me
tell me about your favorite animes.

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>>7729607
oh, this reminds me why I came here.

Are there particular foods that are better at making you thicc even if you don't eat that much?
I'm giving up on trying to eat lunch.

>>7729633
>wahh wahh im being bullied again this is almost as bad as the time mercury caught cancer just to spite me

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>>7729644

>>7729642
>doesnt want my 14 inch cat cock

are you gay dude?

>>7729640
thats not what I said
just that you're much worse than shakira
you're not even deserving of the "worst trip ever" label you've just given yourself

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>>7729635
why wasnt the exact same executive order implemented by Obama against Iraq entrants challenged?
Trump is anti-establishment and that makes him the enemy of the corrupt political elite

>>7729653
just a gay dude on estrogen who don't need no catcock~

>>7729620
Oh yeah?
Tell me more?

>>7729628
He's doing it the wrong way

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>>7729635
>Tfw ruling by decree

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>>7729619
>tfw you wanted to be ezreal mode but you got "lucky" and got boobs

>>7729643
Whatever the reason for her not liking me my point is that she is actually always the one who starts the argument, then she goes on to say that I annoy her. Then filter me and move on with your life!? Why shit up the board with pointless drama?
>>7729650
(you)

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>that moment when you realize you're an awful person and want to change

>>7729651

I'm sorry, I can't tell from just this picture what sort of animu you're into.

>>7729659
oh are you one of those ''''femboys?''''

how flat and pale is that tumtum senpai

asking for a friend

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>>7729634
that's all I'm asking.
consider hiring unpayed interns to QA your posts.

>>7729640
you do put the work day in and day out

>>7729650
my dream is to get cancer just to spite people I hate.
maybe even spit blood on their dinning rooms or work places.

>>7729658
the problem being that you also have corrupt people outside of the political elite who don't have to save face to keep working in that field.

>>7729661
>He's doing it the wrong way
I definitely agree, he should ban all immigrants from every muslim-dominated country
if that makes more people join ISIS they were really fucked in the head to begin with anyway

>>7729669
because she's making fun of you for laughs, why do people make jokes?

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>>7729673

>>7729658
prolly cuz of da jooz amirite? xD

>>7729671
you have a really narcissistic personality and a bad heart

i dont think you can change

>>7729668
That picture is so shopped i dont even

>>7729661
>Oh yeah?
>Tell me more?
anyone single earning under 25K a year, pays no tax
anyone married or defacto earning 50k a year pays no tax

>>7729656
Most irrelevant?
Utterly annoying?
Consistently innoportune?
Cringe momma?

>>7729658

Obama's EO only affected people from one country. Trump's EO affected 7, a number of which are not involved in any armed conflicts with us.

>>7729645
peanut butter perhaps?
heavy on the calories but not necessarily unhealthy

>>7729668
Hotttttt

>>7729677
It's not just that but baning those who already have visas and such is pretty silly. They warned their right to be in America as they went through the needed requirements.

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>>7729680
soros claims to be jewish, but in reality he is a nazi collaborator and an evil man who wants to destroy the world

>>7729674
bretty flat bretty pale
don't identify as female because it seems like a pit of misery that is impossible to escape from

>>7729678
>It's okay because it's aimed at someone who I don't like
Cool.

>>7729683
I make more than 25k/yr though

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>>7729555
Iunno I find them boring overall now too, I only play a very select few games now and even they tend to bore me.

Like right now I booted up a game and Im about to start a game up, but then Im like ehhhh, do I *really* wanna play this? and now its just sitting tabbed on my taskbar... And I think Im gonna start sewing instead.

>>7729685
#2 and #4
in my opinion

>captcha: avocado

>>7729679

Anime with guns in it? You sound like you might have enjoyed High School of the Dead...

>>7729675
Also, I am possibly slightly sad and in the kind of headspace for cheap shots

>>7729690
oh yeah, that was really dumb too
doesn't seem to be much logic behind that
definitely that part was really poor execution/roll-out, a bit embarrassing honestly

>>7729697
thats fine, because your tax rate will be 10% https://assets.donaldjtrump.com/trump-tax-reform.pdf

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>>7729703

>>7729695
dude nice

you know youre pretty smart

a lot of guys see this depression hole and for some reason think 'i want to take estrogen and be like them'

>>7729696
when did i say making fun of people was not okay? i don't feel very morally conflicted doing that shit to people, you can handle it, especially on the internet.

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>>7729668
i dont know what mode i wanted to be but i dont like the mode i got

audit the fed

>>7729708
It also annoys me how he just whines when he doesn't get his way.

>>7729709
That's if trump can survive.
He's getting hit with many lawsuits, business are dropping his brand.

>>7729716
do people really like honker bonkers that big

looks kinda gross past a certain point

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>>7729688
I have very dry skin so oily food isn't a worry.
But we don't have peanut butter here. I'll just eat soft toffee out of the jar for breakfast.

>>7729694
From our perspective Soros is pretty shitty. He buys land and kicks natives out.

>>7729704
Stress for the masters or just generally sad?
isn't crying in the arms of your roomate/partner/thingie on the side one of the pros of the unholly thing you're doing?

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>>7729668
>tfw you wanted lux mode and got ezreal

>>7729713
hrt is definitely pretty great
and I have like long hair and stuff
but im also sort of a dude soo

>>7729716
drain the swamp

>>7729716
Imo having been ripped it just makes guys get all ego hurt and then you have to deal with them constantly trying to protect their manhood

its very boring and takes hours sitting in a gym being in pain

Its so much better being cared for and protected and head patted

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>>7729675
Agradezco a la camara Trans Argentina Emefeguista por reconocer mi arduo e incansable labor.

Habría sido imposible sin la ayuda de Evitanon.

>>7729731
post a selfie already holy shit

arent you an extremely material scumbag like me?

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>>7729733
Faye(Fayek?)
http://app.keysurvey.com/votingmodule/VOTING2/servlet/survey/?surveyId=1112356&Pwd=b85eb7ef927b0a17&RID=661772019&ARGS=-305760806&WELCOME_BACK_SEEN=true&msig=3326309d52f63f381fc8afc678d7bba0&linkNumber=59_VOTING2

>>7729694
>its da NAZI jooz fault
:O how deep does it go

>>7729711

Someone's being a little sly~

>>7729738
the girl mode is ugly as sin tho

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>>7729741
I'm just not giving serious replies cause im on a skype call

>>7729709
Is there anything like the council tax in the USA? I.e a property tax. I hate that shit, I gotta pay £1k a year for that shit.

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>>7729733
>ripped

>>7729726
Generally sad and somewhat dysphoric and I don't know why
Cuddles do nothing

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>>7729740

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>tfw you just want to look like a 40 YO sex bomb.

Maybe my aesthetic is just different?

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>>7729733
i have a super neutral personality i just wanna sleep and eat all day desu dont care to be protected cared for etc. mostly just get pissed off when people try to care for me incompetently and end up taking care of myself

>>7729724
idk man, its a chinese cartoon i dont write these i just work here

>>7729732
race war now

>>7729738
you know that faye yesterday said that her high school gf didnt know that boys didnt have tits

its a little weird that people still believe what she says
even with how gullible this place is

>>7729753
arabic women are so beautiful, wish they didn't hide it.

>>7729749
that was two months hrt

after a 2nd suicide attempt

after I broke my leg in an airborne jump

after I lost 20 pounds straight so I didn't look gross doing a triathalon a day and not eating.

that's literally a timeline pic

>>7729745
>>7729758
why are you pretending to be faye

>>7729763
i am faye

thats the true red pill

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>>7729749
>tfw have faye pre-hrt bod
How do I move to big tiddy milf bod

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>>7729756
suck my dick faggot you don't get to spout memes at me until you make me a perfect rooibos

>>7729758
ye its kinda mind-blowing to me to honestly
I can't tell if people know but just don't care or what

>>7729752
>Taking out your anger on other people
This is why the world is shit. That boss who's wife cucked him so he treats his workers like dogs to feel better about his sad life, don't be that person.

>>7729753
They're fighting for the same thing though right? The right to choose?

>>7729766
be intersex

>>7729753
wowe maybe america shouldn't have turned iran into an islamic dictatorship :o

>>7729758
she was religious homeschooled until hs, she asked me what kind of panties I wear on our first date

this is what betsy devos wants everyone to be like btw

>>7729773
I'm not a good person idk why anyone would think I am

>>7729745
truth
it should have a jacket like the guys but with a cleavage. and a tight dress uderneath.

>>7729752
and insulting people does?
I guess people would call that being frustrated.
have you tried killing virtual things in fake fights in the computer?

>>7729771
> people know but just don't care
then you can perfectly tell.

>>7729782
i think you're a good person
chill out lil elanna

is it sad to go to dennys alone

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>>7729756
being pretty either way has its privilege

you could either be pretty by working out non stop twice a day

or you can be pretty by being femy and smol and laying around so you don't get big muscles

one is best choice

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>>7729765
My god, it all makes sense now.

>>7729794
now post faye in maga hat

>>7729780
im actually a little offended you think im as gullible as the other trips

>>7729792
yup
its only acceptable if youre dressed formally so people think youre on business

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>>7729752
*hugs*

>>7729761
Iranians aren't Arabs they are Persian>.>

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>>7729785
Frustrated is an accurate word for what I am
Idk, I don't play games anymore, I've sort of lost interest in all of my hobbies

>>7729786
The big picture suggests otherwise

>>7729762
so this isn't actually faye right?

>>7729774
not only that, the hijab became a symbol of their identity when the west came to take it away. the french even made it ilegal in aleria and women went to jail just for their right to remember their culture.

>>7729780
>this is what betsy devos wants everyone to be like btw
perfect romance manga mcs?

>>7729792
less than a family or big restaurant, but a little bit.
if it's objectively cheaper than anywhere else don't nah, people do that. just don't dress up for it, or you'll look like you were stood up.

>>7729794
>non stop
>twice a day

>>7729746

Oh, lolz. Well when you're done, I wanna know a little bit more about you.

>>7729753
It's sad how backwards Iran went, they were doing so well up until 1979.
>>7729761
>Iranians
>Arabic

>>7729761
i'm very far right-leaning and I find hijabs really pretty especially with makeup
if its a genuine choice for women I don't see anything wrong with it

>>7729805
Need to talk?
I guarantee you that you're a good person.
Haileevee#2613

>>7729800
>>7729808
its also a truck stop so maybe if i dress nice a qt guy will be interested in me

>>7729797
heart emoji

>>7729805
well, that tends to happen.
If you can't really do anything about the things that are making things hard irl then you don't have much to do to get better than eating a fatty meal and going to bed. Maybe watch a good shitty movie like When harry met sally or something that you can just forget about in 2 secs.
At least that works with me, can't really give you universal recs for it.

>>7729792
I used to do that often.
Buuut I was trucking then so idk.

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allow me to paint you a picture

>be me 3.5 months ago
>be on welfare with gf (male) in a lesbian relationship (males)
>be on the brink of homelessness with no friends or family willing or able to house us
>find a room to rent 2 days before being on the street
>girl renting to us seems nice and compassionate, and LGBT friendly, just needs someone in the room to pay rent so she can meet bill payments
>cousin 1 (female) has 3rd room, no bedbugs or roaches, agree to pay monthly rent with utilities included
>be good roommates who do more than our fair share of garbage and dishes, use fridge and shelf space fairly
>my cats have an uneasy but functional standoff with girl's small dogs, main floor is their standoff contention, us on upper floor and girl in basement
>everything is basically great
>need to present copy of lease to welfare caseworker to release rent funds
>tell girl this, but she keeps making excuses why we can't see it
>2 weeks later she complains that we haven't paid rent
>caseworker happens to call next morning asking about lease, burst into tears and explain
>she says I can just get a letter with rent amount and address and welfare calls girl to confirm
>would have been nice to know two weeks earlier but it's a solution
>get letter, get money, pay rent
>girl comments that were really good roommates who take care of chores fairly, feels good man
>start of month 2, other cousin (regular male) shows up unannounced on couch 24/7, alternately playing XB1, watching south park, or sleeping
>doesn't appear to have a job or welfare or do anyrhing to contribute
>rate of dirty dishes skyrockets by about 300%
>house becomes a party house, reeks of weed constantly and cousin 2's friends milling around all the time

More in a few minutes

>>7729633
you shouldn't have put the >meme arrow for the last sentence
it ruined the whole thing desu

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hey mtfg
how are you?
everything okay?

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>>7729815
>I'm a tranny
>I'm far-right

>>7729819
oh
truck stops are meant for people to eat alone
youre fine

>>7729808
you're still technically working on your body if you're giving it rest between your two daily workouts

it also implies you're doing a job that requires some kind of physical activity in between the two

>>7729819
they'll simply want to take you to the bathroom to screw you.
if that's the plan then go for trashy, not nice.

>>7729822
that movie example was super specific, I don't know, that movie really sooths me.

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>>7729829
Dying inside

>>7729829
very cute pic
do people around you really not think you might be a tranny?

>>7729829
>still looks to the right even without the altar

>>7729829

I am well.
You seem to be looking more woman-like each day.

>>7729816
I appreciate the offer but I'm not sure I can talk it out rly

>>7729822
Right now is about the point I'd be looking for cheap chemical thrills but I can't do that anymore and idk what else works for me.

>>7729830
lol I've seen people on here claiming to be facist trannies say they would be okay with being murdered by nazis if it created an all white state

im so high im tripping in spanish

>>7729834
You don't need to do so much just get a good workout in every other day or so and eat somewhat healthy.

>>7729854
gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette

sounds like the fascist trannies are pretty based to be willing to sac themselves like that

>>7729849
Wanna go to pillow world?

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mfw you come out to your acquaintances and family friends, the last puzzle piece in the game of chesseckers
mfw uncle's best friend propositions you
what the fuck

>>7729849
Okay, Elanna. Just try to breathe, calm your mind down a bit.

>>7729854
this is literally unironically me
idk what else I'm supposed to call myself other than far-right

>>7729827
and it all started so sweet...

>>7729834
then it isn't non stop.
your jedi tricks don't work on me.

>>7729849
comfort food is pretty universal.
if you still do/start again your work out regime it shouldn't be a worry. if anything excercise also helps releasing tension.

Or... you know. Crying is the quickest way to clean your head of stress chemical whatevers.

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>>7729839
:(
whats wrong anon
you wanna talk about it
>>7729842
well
uh
pic related
>>7729844
no i always have my altar attached to me via my hip
cmon
>>7729847
im glad youre well c:
and no im not the photo is a bullshot

are you supposed to eat food before taking cypro?
i heard spiro was more effective that way

>>7729858
if you're on steroids or just want to be healthier, not if you want to have a hot male body

>>7729872
idk i take mine after breakfast

>>7729872
Ye

>>7729857
been there
it made mtfg really hard to interact with.

>>7729864
t-that's a thing?!?

>>7729865
>mfw uncle's best friend propositions you
is he loaded?
just consider it for a bit

>>7729881
you take cypro in the morning??
absolute mad(wo)man

>>7729871
Just depressed about life

>>7729883
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eO_zj2MDtg8

>>7729883
no he's poor
and bald.. and married..

>>7729885
livin life on the edge

>>7729882
>>7729881
ok thanks
>>7729885
yer supposed to take it at night? how come?

>>7729867
>>7729854
>>7729861
"Cutting off your nose to spite your face" comes to mind.

>>7729872
it's jsut to avoid heartburn.
Unless you're famelic, then yeah, it will digest too fast.

>>7729886
then it's not an actual thing?
we could make a killing.

>>7729888
is he a mormon?

>>7729890
makes me very tired
I've taken it in the morning before and was zzzz all day even with caffeine

>>7729871

>the photo is a bullshot
Sorry, I googled bullshot, and all I got was "a cocktail made with vodka, beef bouillon, and Worcestershire sauce."

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>>7729849
scrubb elann

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>>7729827
>2 weeks later, cops show up to kick us all out for rent delinquency (girl said she never received notice but I know from experience that this is a flat lie)
>5 minutes to leave, nowhere to put cats and computers, leave tons of food and water and hope to God we can get back in the next few days
>find out through law services we have literally 0 tenant rights and girl could steal our stuff with almost 0 recourse
>3 days later we magically can move back in and everything is fine except cousin 1 is gone since she allegedly didn't pay rent for months
>cousin 2 takes her room

This is where it gets interesting

>suddenly claims to be allergic to cats despite never saying anything or having a symptom for 2 weeks
>forces cats to stay in my room 24/7 and won't budge at all on it
>complains when cats make noise trying to pull door open as if I have any control over that behavior, as if they're not effectively in a prison
>leaves noted complaining about us for arbitrary reasons, referring to himself as "King [last name]"
>turns off house modem anytime he wants to talk to us instead of just fucking talking to us
>big house party happens, a week later girl turns off modem to make everyone clean up because nobody involved did any garbage the entire time (implying we were invited to partake in the party)
>cousin sweeps up hair and dirt to the stairs and yells at us to sweep it up so we can clean the house to "their standards" so Internet can come on
>do so, girl refuses to turn on modem for an entire day because reasons
>few days later
>sudden $650 power bill needs to be split 3 ways between each room
>not part of the original agreement at all
>somehow it's our fault even though the house has fucking electric heating and ranges from comfy to too-warm-while-naked and we moved in right when winter started
>girl and cousin meanwhile buy and smoke multiple grams of weed a day, throw parties, buy stacks of medium pizzas and fast food

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>tfw drinking beer and shitposting at work
This job ain't so bad

>>7729872
Both are more effective with food. Most oral medication is. For some it is more significant though like spiro basically needs food to be absorbed well. afaik with cypro its not as important tho

>>7729894
sacrificing yourself to save society is what comes to my mind

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>>7729820
<3

>>7729895
no he's not, why?

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>>7729902
That sounds fun!

>>7729906
but really, I'm a 14 year old poor fag who fapped to much to tranny porn

>>7729905
martyrs are super attractive desu

i think if a gril can put the needs of humanity above themselves that means theyre a really good gril

>>7729871
>pic related
well that probably makes you feel good!
not too surprising with the lovely hair you've got desu :]

>>7729901
can't you find a better place?
that's what you do with a shitty job, and that sounds like shitty housing.

>>7729908
why would the proposal be a memorable thing in any way then?

>>7729849
please get some help. don't let it eat you up like I let it. I don't really have much emotions anymore. all I want to do is sleep everything else is just killing time waiting until it's your turn to say goodbye.

>just got dropped from my last college class for not showing up

this life is suffering desu .-.

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>>7729912
you really put the nail on the coffin there

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>>7729912
Yeaaah, well you're probably not the guy Im gonna marry. That's ok though.

>>7729913
wow maybe I should start tripping
I get the feeling we could be friends

>>7729919
it literally just happened
and i was taken aback
this is a guy who i didn't expect that from

>>7729923
>switched back to his old trip
GOD WHAT A NO-FUN PUSSY JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE A WET TOWEL HAHAHAHA

>>7729923
I make jokes about trannies who get raped because my dad beat me growing up

sad face

>>7729927
nooo not just for me anon
make sure there are other people you like
i tend to leave communities really abruptly

>>7729930
u gonna hang me up on the drying rack bb?

>>7729932
hey faye
x)
nobody believes your rape story is the thing

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is there anything greater in life than finding a surprise onion ring in your french fries?

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>>7729937
If only I could hang you bby
I find it funny a """man""" who's only here to fuck with people gives enough of a fuck about his image he had to switch his trip back as soon as someone abuses it
Makes ya consider

>>7729941
yes
finding a curly fry

>>7729941
I do

>>7729941
death

>>7729937
I'm angry that faye has slept with every trap I like, it's really shitty and it makes me feel like less of a man

>>7729827
Congratulations, you found a temporary place top live. Quietly look for another. Get away from those crazies.

>>7729941
ordering a 6 nugg and getting an extra nugg

>>7729946
me too

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>>7729942
yeah sounds good
ill see you at five

>>7729946
i dont really like any of the traps besides moap
u fuck my moap son??

>>7729942
a real alpha name fags and doesn't care, but since I started transitioning I've been kinda a beta bitch

400 connections soldered. Thousands more to do.

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>>7729946
I would never sleep with Faye, disgusting.

>>7729955
yeah i was gonna say

didnt seem right

>>7729946
Faye only sleeps with the cute traps.

ATTENTION THREAD. MY MOTHER BREASTFED ME UNTIL I WAS 13

>>7729952
I don't realize a girl I had a relationship with used to trip when she started camming

>>7729955
But I would if given the opportunity, because I jump at the first person to show me some kindness in this cold, cold life.

>>7729959
youre damn right

daddy needs his milkies
gimme gimme

so when is boo going to give faye the hatefuck?

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>>7729901
>meanwhile gf and I subsist almost entirely on frozen and canned goods, occasional cheesy omelettes, multivitamins, and a weekly $8 xlarge cheesy pizza and low-cost-per-ABV alcohol as a treat
>agree to split hydro without raising issue with their financial offloading in the interest of avoiding the street and a toxic household
>nearly empty my bank account next day, leaving $24 and $100 in Christmas cash from family I'm trying not to waste
>2 weeks later, cousin suddenly has a problem with dishes not being done and blames us
>we produced precisely 0 dishes in the 2 days he said he'd been waiting on the sink to be cleaned because we had pizza and paper towels
>girl and cousin agree it'd our fault which is a blatant lie because every time I bring dishes down I wash the whole sink plus our own
>agree to try harder to do our fair share, knowing these 2 people are just lazy liars but wanting the house atmosphere to be nice
>ask them upfront if this is cool, they both agree
>next day, all dishes are gone from kitchen and hidden in girls room because we quote "won't do dishes"
>told to buy our own dishes and pots/pana
>literally can't cook any of our perishable food now, forced to subsist on room temp canned goods and junk food stored in our cat prison
>can't even use utensils without them making a big production of girl asking cousin to get individual dishes from girl's basement room
>implying I'm interested in genuinely engaging with lying lazy gaslighting wasteful projecting selfish asshole

And one more

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>>7729943
but i got curly fries. the surprise onion ring was in the curly fries

>>7729945
same

>>7729949
okay that is true

>>7729966
we're doing it right now
she wont put down the phone

>>7729960
what?
yes?

>>7729955
that's what they all say bae ;)
>>7729966
EX DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsnuts

>>7729969
>we're doing it right now
>she wont put down the phone
you obviously arent doing anything for her then

>>7729967
What do you look like now bexe?

I'm too afraid to start hrt

>>7729975
too loose mate
x)

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>>7729967
the ride just keeps going...

>tfw no mozzarela sticks + long chicken

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I'm sorry I've been a real bitch during my repression

>>7729985
>long chicken
l-lewd

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>>7729941
Having a prescription for 120 e but the pharmacy gives you 240 by mistake

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>>7729989
are you assuming drakes gender dude?

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AWOOO~

real talk

you used to call me on my cell phone, but then my mom stopped paying for it, she's such a bitch

>>7729998
what a bitch

>>7729998
total bitch

>>7729998
you have to pay to receive calls? woah, america sucks.

>>7730001
not as much as faye

am I right

sick burn, I'm really clever, have all the best burns

I wish I was pretty

Real talk Drakeposter is literally cancer derived from aids.

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>tfw jacob has to reply to every single post about him

HAHAHAHAHA

>>7729967
I think I would have killed myself at this point.

>>7730012
is that drake

>>7729998
late night when you need my love

>>7730011
Let me suck your dick bby

>>7730010
maybe ppl would like you...
iktf anon :'(

>>7730012
wait
drakes name is Jacob?
thats such a loser name

>>7729985
Is that like euphemysms for cock?

>>7729905
I live in a shariah city, it's not that bad. Just gotta make sure you have your niqab on to avoid a beating by the religious police.

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Ok, someone please explain to me why my breasts hurt so much.

>>7729991
lel that pharmacy is going to get someone killed

when did i fucking uninstall overwatch
god damn it aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>7730012
you moved from commie girls to kino no tabi?
our tastes seem to meet a lot...

>>7729991
okay yeah thats pretty nice

>>7730019
Only shallow peoole will like you for your exterior qualities beep. You're sweet, funny and real. Much better than a messed up plastic doll. Don't sell yourself short

>>7730012
do not

maga

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>>7730016
>>7730020
yes

>>7730024
n-no it's what i order at burger king when i go there once in a blue moon.

>>7730031
they do, but it was just cus im phoneposting and picked the first cool image i could find

i get nightsweats when i sleep at night ama

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>>7730026
they hurt because they are growing.
you already forgot how bones felt when you were growing up.

>>7730029
you had a moment of clarity.

>>7730025
I'll take a hard pass on that
its sad, they hold onto their culture much much stronger than people in the west do
combine that with a higher birthrate and its really hard not to wonder what the hell our politicians are doing

>>7730019
nope doesn't work, beep said I was pretty and then beep told me to lose her number

>>7730020
nobody calls me it but yeh

>>7730025
its upsetting that I cant tell if you are joking or not

>>7730018
Lmao if yu were the last faggot on the face of Gaia

>>7730045
am i now having a moment of opacity then

>>7730040
oh those long chicken sandwiches? those are so yumm

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>>7730040
kino no tabi is really cool
have you seen the show?

>>7730044
why don't you take a blanket off?

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>>7729967
>Internet starts breaking down randomly in addition to roommates breaking it to talk to us when a knock on the door works fine
>need to slip in here the fact that girl gave her tiny dogs a CLOSE haircut in the middle of winter
>also lets them shit all over the backyard without picking it up even once
>they're still mad at us for mystery reasons even though we cede to every one of their stupid demands
>modem dies for 2 days, while we're trying to search for housing
>they just walk it out to a random Rogers storefront to get a replacement mailed back instead of calling support first
>replacement comes in after a few days
>dies in less than 24h
>this time nobody does anything to attempt to fix it in over a week and is still dead as I post this
>yesterday they throw a big house party,3 weeks before end of lease (which I now assume is a lie to cut our stay short)
>girl and cousin loudly and laughingly chat about dropping $250 on weed
>check modem overnight, still dead
>find invoice on kitchen table for $198 in protein supplements obviously for cousin
>mfw he's too stupid to just eat some eggs and save his money, his liver, and his cousin's lease
>anxiety disorder comes back in the biggest way since childhood
>heart starts racing anytime I hear loud voices downstairs, hyperventilate and shake when someone loudly uses the bathroom door (right across from our room), trying to lewd gf wracks me with self-hate and and anxious nausea because of potential noise reminding roommates that we exist
>impossible for me to be in the same room as them for more than 20s before having a panic attack
>start spending all my cash on alcohol and drink myself nearly to oblivion almost every night just so I can relax enough to search for housing on my phone's 10GB data plan
>begin to fear that both of us being out of the house at once will lead to being locked out
>almost every housing listing in our price range tells us no couples

send help

>>7730044
HIV onset.

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>>7730045
ok im coming back here later on my pc and saving these btw

post more

>>7730054
right?? especially the sauce :3

>>7730055
ofcourse i have! multiple times, it's one of my favoritea

>>7730038
what terrible advice
>>7730048
stop acting like you give a shit

>>7730056
Thank god I have this house all to myself.

>>7730055
maybe i like it

>>7730059
that is what i get for having all that sex that i am having all the time

I have a bimbofication fetish. Any ideas on how to deal with it? Any hypno videos or blogs or anything?

>>7730070
start shooting yourself up with estrogen of course
its the best possible path for you in this life

>>7730040
Lol I love you erini! Would def go out for drinks and commie talk.

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>>7730056
>send help

Move to a rural part of the South. My mortgage of $700 a month for a 3 bed / 2 bath house on a 1 acre lot is probably less than your rent for one room.

Ah, the urban life, right?

Of course there's no one really out here, but you get used to your only friends being on the internet.

someone smuggle me to the states
i require to get past trump's wall

>>7730070
Plastic surgery

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>>7730069
hey anna, I made spam musubi today
it was okay

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>>7730053
that's how it works.
peaks and valleys

>>7730056
can you discuss the no couples rule? it's usually to avoid conflicts when they break up and one can't pay or they fight every day. if you make it clear that being together makes you more stable than alone, or just show that you're good girls, then it could maybe work out.
renting smaller places separatedly won't be on the same price range, right? is there any chance to push it up a little bit and get more options?

I just hope things work out...

>>7730061
just check gelbooru like a good girl!
put the safe thing on, KnT has some really awful grotesque porn, not much but all of it is super violent.

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>>7730070
woops forgot pic

>>7730064
stop acting like I don't

>>7730085
i've not had spam ever before

>>7730074
>tfw not living overseas to hang out with sass and other cool trips

>>7730086
>KnT porn
what the fuck

but yeah i should, and will

>>7730073
>>7730082
>>7730087
I was meaning more the mental part of bimbofication.

"And when he watered the flower for the last time, and prepared to place her under the shelter of her glass globe, he realized that he was very close to tears." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

And remember, nobody really wants to die.

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>>7730075
that's really super cheap
beats my 3rd world appartment...

>>7730094
good girl

>>7730087
Jesus FUCK

please delete that nightmare fuel

forget it again

never remember it

>>7730090
its okay, its like... um, ever had half inch thick cut fried bologna?
its like that

>>7730087
Delet this

>>7730095
why don't you just take your pills and get into bdsm like a good girl?

>>7730095
probably use bing or something to search, thats where I find weird fetishy stuff
also you're weird and should leave

>>7730096
dont
>>7730088
you dont care the way i want you to and its 100% my fault

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>>7730095
Are you asking us how to get rid of a fetish?

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>>7730095
Oh that sissy shit. Just transition already
>>7730098
>>7730104

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>>7730097
:3

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>>7730110
WHY

>>7730110
>Just transition already
really awful awful advice

>>7730101
i dont think i'd like it i'm afraid.

i've never had bologna either

>>7730107
how would you like me to care from California while I'm planning to sell a house and looking for a new job

>>7730097
ahhh actually do you have that image of the maoists with yuri undertones? I'll get out of bed and post it if you don't lol

>>7730117
oh, I could always make you a sushi roll out of some chicken tendies and an avocado? :)

>>7730096
i remembered when i sat on my bed after throwing down an entire months worth of ambien and chugging vodka. i had regrets but i still thought it was the best decision. i wish i had the strength to try that again.

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>>7730110
I feel like she's trying to steal my soul
>>7730085
>spam musubi
Good taste

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>>7730116
Standard advice for AGP nowadays is to transition.
>>7730115

>>7730118
i dont want you to and i wish youd leave me alone

>>7730124
I hadn't had it before, but I had a sushi and a spam seperately before.
it was nice

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>>7730067
Lucky

>>7730075
I like to entertain the idea of moving really far away but we only have so much money

>>7730086
Actually didn't consider this because it's safe to assume the rent market is saturated enough to make my inquisition meaningless, and I can't exactly hide my transness either since everyone asks for ID

I will try that from now on though, thanks

>>7729976
Like Evan Rachel Woods crossed with a Goron

Tetra says she disagrees but I'm pretty sure she's just being nice

>>7730122
yes
yes i think i'd like that
i like both those things
why not put them together

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>>7730121
i have no clue what pic is that.
have some vietnamesse with yuri undertones.

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>>7730124
is this the future of humanity?

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>>7730125

>>7730134
okay, start surfing over here I'll make sure to put a net out to catch u ok?

>>7730125
>wife marisa has stod by the thing who was once a human

>>7730132
if you're already getting ready for the hit with being tranny try to explain the couple thing. maybe offer a second visit with the two of you so they can see that you're not monsters.

>>7730125
That is one strong wife.

>>7730136
his arm looks just as fake as her lips, if not more...

>>7730125
She looks like fucking Bigfoot lol

>>7730129

you're making this sound like I broke your heart by being friends with you

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hello how is everyone doing tonight

>>7730147
i dont want friends

>>7730149
Then why are you here?

>>7730125
>Standard advice for AGP nowadays is to transition.
stop

>>7730149
i do, wanna be friends

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>>7730135
here you go senpai

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>>7730152
AGP was a contributing factor to me transitioning desu not as much as self hatred and dysphoria but i would be lying if i said it didnt play a part

i think its a case by case thing though some agp should and some shouldnt

>>7730154
I didn't have that one.
She's gonna get all her negatives confiscated that way.

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>tfw your army reks moaps

>tfw shave everywhere for the first time in two months
the sweat bruh
I can't even tuck since because everything is slick with sweat in this heat
I had to keep using restrooms while I was out today to fix my pants
it was not great

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>>7730144
grace please be my strong wife

>>7730161
straya

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sigh
why is gay marriage not a thing in australia yet
fuckin let me live in the usa goddamn
i will never be a cute bride to another cute bride ;w;