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alternative facts > fake news

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>>7728661
Do you support of or trumps executive orders?

>>7728661
agreed

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>>7728656
>TFW last gf was when I was 18
All my friends are in relationships or married, I am gonna be 25 this year, I think I am cursed to be the cat lady.

>>7728666
>posts trump
>666
Hmmmmmmmm.

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>>7728656
>Wedding edition
Guess what I dream of but will probably never have!

>>7728661
>>>/pol/

>>7728666
All of*

qq phone is terrible

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LEAKED PIC OF NIM

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>>7728670
True.

>>7728673
post nudes

>tfw you get sir'd 5 times just picking up a single pizza on the way home
>remember all the bragging friends do about being called miss and ma'am when picking up food
>cry on the way back but gotta hold it in to not crash

>>7728676
w-well, this is me

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>>7728677
This isn't what I meant when I said put me in my place, cunt

>>7728668
awww, im sure there's someone for you ash!

just gotta keep lookin :3

>>7728676
SHIT!
ULTRA-RARE!!

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>>7728670
I'm going to marry Grace!

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>>7728670
I feel you Imouto ;w;
All of my siblings are married Dx
>>7728666
Devil confirms you are an anime girl!
>>7728676
>picture related
omg even just her eyes are cute!

>>7728690
Thank you Nim, I am so happy to have met such lovely ladies like you here~<3

we must secure the existence of the white race and a future for our children

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>>7728597
Originally a Marantz, but now an Onkyo. My Onkyo is pre surround sound and made from discretes in the power stages.

>>7728612
Eyes are also not the smoothest.
It is good, but with that base face she could do so much better. She needs to learn how to highlight the great parts of her face to make them much better looking. I have a rather plain face, and having makeup artists teach me, I could make it look like a 1:1,000,000 face.

>>7728623
I've never hated people for stuff like that, but then I had a model's body when young.

>>7728638
it is a good sign...

>>7728646
I'd change some things in my life. Like staying in NYC and going to the professional HS or forgone it completely and just did community college course work. I'd have needed to fight to stay off heroin because I'd have been still around those friends that did lots of drugs.

>>7728656
wedding nights...

>>7728692
No, that's going to be me!

>>7728688
Eye makeup is hard
>Marantz
Mmmmmmm

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>>7728692
But I don't look like that
At all
>>7728694
Literally HOW are you not dating anyone or married

>>7728660
oh sure ill check the archives

>>7728698
you a total catch!

just let someone catch you!

>>7728711
I get REALLy shy in person around anyone I am attracted to ._.

>>7728711
>she fell for the straight men will date trannies meme

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>>7728711
Images aren't reflections of real life silly.

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Are you getting flowers on Valentines Day mtfg?

Because I'm sure not.

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>>7728717
As are you! :D
Now I feel like we are pokemon haha! I wanna be Evee! c:

>>7728723
;_;

>>7728723
im getting extreme loneliness for valentines day

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>>7728723
N-no ;_; I don't think I have ever gotten a Vday gift

>>7728727
it's ok nimmy!
be confident! stay positive!

>>7728723
i want to give someone flowers on valentines!

>>7728725
i will be..

a lil mew uwu

>>7728723
no because I'm a hideous monster no one will ever love

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>>7728718
still
srsly
someone is gonna wanna get past that and be with you
>>7728719
pls
>>7728722
I feel like I should know who you are.
>>7728723
I'll send you some if you'll send me some.

>>7728734
Awww I love Mew! The lil sound she makes is so cute!x3

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>>7728739
Take this vow with me, to be close, to be near, to be oh so sincere

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>>7728723
ya me and my bf are doing a little something together for v day it's sweet :3

>>7728745
drake follows through!!
thnx

>>7728746
really wish i was a knight errant sometimes

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hey whats up i wanna die lol xD

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>>7728746
Is that you, Lady, dear?

>>7728745
that's a goofy face

>>7728743
ye ^^

i really like that movie with mewtwo where they go to that island and mew and mewtwo duke it out

>>7728753
same lmao

>>7728723
I'll get calls from Kathy, Diane, and another.

>>7728727
Try having two of your best friends/lovers murdered early in the AM hours of Feb 15th. I avoid the holiday now.

>>7728756
ye thats the best pokemon movie

>>7728758
oh gosh

was it random?

>want to be drunk
>don't want to drink
wat do

>>7728739
Hopefully! :D
>>7728756
I cried when I saw that when I was 9 ^^;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LzggK5DRBA

>>7728666
does anyone have the rare pic of faye wearing a MAGA hat?

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>>7728723
im prescient i can know what im doing in the future it's an amazing ability

on valentines day i will be sad and alone
the day after valentines day i will be sad and alone
the week after valentines day i will be sad and alone
the month after valentines day i will be sad and alone

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idk why but i feel tired again
i might lay down
be good, girls, be good

>>7728767
butt-chug

>>7728767
diabetic's high
go eat sugar by the spoonfull

>>7728769
how would that be possible
the top of her head is always cropped out

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>>7728723
Yes
I always do

>>7728694
Thank you it's my life goal
>>7728769

I do, but I'm not sharing as it is the rarest faye

>>7728768
yeah it was pretty sad for a pokemon movie!

>>7728779
>I do, but I'm not sharing as it is the rarest faye
I will swap you for a super rare headpat

>>7728739

What kind of flowers do you like, Grace?

>>7728694
Ash, ask Faye for her MAGA hat picture she will do it for you

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>>7728727
Same thing I get every year!

>>7728732
Yeah me neither. But I'm surprised you haven't honestly.

>>7728739
Isnt that cheating?

>>7728772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEHHE64xpfY

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>>7728762
Unknown. Nobody was ever caught.

>>7728788
that's really sad

sorry to hear about that

>>7728788
another lie

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>>7728780
But it had a happy ending at least! 2000 is a good one too!
>>7728785
I saw her last night on tinychat, full head and all, she's very pretty! :3

>>7728723
My bf is taking me out for lobster and is renting a limo on v day

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>>7728754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1EmnfKFDdY

>>7728779
>Faye wearing MAGA hat
Say it ain't so!

>>7728792
I was like the fourth or fifth prettiest girl there though

Harambe had very fem eyes you know

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>>7728787
I don't think so, what are we cheating?
>>7728784
Orchid
>>7728794
So cryptic.

>>7728792
yeah i remember seeing that one too

all i remember is that lugia is in it i think though

>>7728795
I... I was with Yume and gem... it was peer pressure

I didn't think he'd get out of the primary

All the cool traps were doing it

Pls

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>>7728792
>I saw her last night on tinychat, full head and all, she's very pretty! :3
I know she is really pretty but the MAGA hat faye is super cute, she is blushing thinking about Daddy Trump

>>7728758
I don't think I'll get presents or even a call this year. And if I do, it would most likely be from someone I've turned down and that's so awkward. Flattering, but awkward. At least it's not as bad as someone just trying to curry my favor like in high school...

>>7728797

Orchids? Strange flowers...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D94Oe0Vuh9U

>>7728790
Why do you think she lies? Because she's open about things most people keep private?

>>7728796
Ahahahah are you serious? Faye you were hot on cam.

>>7728811
lmaoo

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>I missed Faye on cam
Why even bother coming here anymore.

What's the best way to end my life?

>>7728796
I was the handomest guy tho.

>>7728801
;~; Had I been in your position I guess I would have too.

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>>7728556
network code for my senior design project
after the work today we have a multi-threaded server that can handle multiple clients that sends input data from an HID device connected server side to the client (who connects through service discovery by waiting for a broadcast from the server). Still have to flesh it out with the main bulk of the project but it's a start
(sorry for not responding last thread I got a long phone call before I could reply)
>>7728661
Sad!
>>7728723
nobody would love me lol

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>>7728802
I want a baseball cap that says CCCP on it.

>>7728810
Orchids have cute little claw faces, tho...

>>7728824
Depends on whether or not you enjoy pain. I'll probably slit my wrists in a warm bath while I masturbate or something.

>>7728824
old age

>>7728829
Something that doesn't involve with me growing older

>>7728824
>Not knowing the superglue your head to your hands decapitation method
Are people just unaware of the meme treasure that is 4 chan or are people just n00bs.

Uh I mean, uh don't do it anon.

>>7728828

Of course. They can be pretty as hell. I'm just saying that they are strange.

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prostates are like god's gift to trannies

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>>7728828
>Tfw Real Daddy appears

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>>7728822
>mfw just now noticing the penis
Woops.

>>7728828
Pain doesn't bother me

>>7728844
I've never had a prostate orgasm ;~;
Maybe I was born without one.

>>7728844
I want to try a prostate one but I don't know how and I'm scared

>>7728848
That is incredibly unlikely.

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>>7728801
>when Faye gets on board the winning team

>>7728844
>tfw only one hole to stimulate prostate through

>>7728854
no don't you'll die

>>7728803
Yeah it would be. I think this year I'll spend it at the electronics bench avoiding thinking of people as much as possible.

>>7728859
are you afraid that if Faye loses to cock she will try to convince you to?

there's nothing gay about putting stuff up your butt
some of you trannies are just so silly

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>>7728848
Honestly I don't think I've ever had a prostate orgasm either but prostate stimulation is fucking amazing

>>7728854
Tickle it until you lose all muscle control

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>>7728865
NO

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>>7728857

>when faye sells out

>>7728869
i've had a prostate orgasm.

it was like a seizure

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>>7728869
>tfw your prostate does nothing for you

>>7728873
in a good way or a bad way

>>7728875
good way

>>7728876
what happened

lotta star wars tonight
lotta yume too

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i really should try to play with my butt again but im scared and dont know what to do

>>7728880
stick one finger up your butt for a little until it feels ok
then stick two fingers up your butt for a little until it feels ok

>>7728880
Start slow, relax, and don't stress.

>>7728880
yeah buttstuff is a little nerve-wrecking desu

>>7728878
i played with my butte and felt a slow buildup in my body then i like contracted and arched my whole body involuntarily and experienced intense pleasure in waves and for a much longer duration than a normal orgasm

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>>7728889

>>7728889
were you using a prostate massager or what?

>>7728892
yeah

>>7728873
That sounds fucking amazing, maybe I should try playing with my butt again

>>7728874
I am sorry for your loss ;_;

>>7728889
DELETE THIS

>>7728896
I'm just like, dead inside or something. It sucks.

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>>7728886
How do I relax?
>>7728885
its more complicated than that
>>7728888
good thing you aren't losing to cock!

do you like pina colada
and getting caught in the rain

>>7728904
>its more complicated than that
only if you want it to be

>>7728889
d-did you gasp or mew?

>>7728890
w-what if a boy did that

>>7728897
your post yesterday was so disgusting it has lingered in my mind all day today.
I feel like you owe me an apology or something

>>7728904
buttstuff isn't gay!

>>7728909
>d-did you gasp or mew?

i made some noises but i wasnt really in control of what they sounded like

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>>7728905
No because jimmy buffet sucks

>>7728894
I gotsta get me one

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>>7728912
>feeling hard objects being inserted into your orifices isn't gay

>>7728919
>listening to the jimmy buffet version?
?????????????

>>7728922
>girldick is gay

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>>7728801
>I didn't think he'd get out of the primary
So you were a PHONY? You didn't really believe in the Donald?

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>>7728922
you just like teasing me don't you

>>7728926
[spoiler]yeah it is[/spoiler]

>>7728904
I dunno how you relax, I've never done butt stuff.

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>>7728897
just leave this here
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01EMYJPWS

>>7728930
naw family

>>7728935
>https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01EMYJPWS

that's the one I have

>>7728880

Get some lube, go slow, and start with smaller things, like your pinky. You don't have to go straight from one finger to two if you don't feel comfortable with that. You could instead just elect to use a thicker finger (i.e. your ring or middle finger instead of your pinky). Make sure your nails are clipped as well, so you don't end up scratching yourself.

>>7728904

>How do I relax?
Get on your bed, put some nice music on, get yourself into the mood, and think about daddy taking you tonight~

>>7728935
WANT

>>7728939
*frantically buys*

>>7728935
>>7728939
i'll take twenty

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>>7728929
Yeah I do, your reactions are pretty glorious
>tfw he mounts you and pushes your face down in the pillow
>tfw he tickles your insides and makes you melt into the covers

>>7728937
If you take girldick up the ass, yeah, it's incredibly gay

>>7728947
>>tfw he mounts you and pushes your face down in the pillow
>>tfw he tickles your insides and makes you melt into the covers

elanna pls

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>>7728935
what the heck is that thing
it looks so weird

>>7728947
Sucking girldick or really playing with it in any way whatsoever is also pretty fucking gay

Sorry chasers but you know it is true

>>7728947
>tfw he mounts you and pushes your face down in the pillow
>>tfw he tickles your insides and makes you melt into the covers

Meh

>>7728953
why should people be so concerned about their sexual orientation anyway

>>7728947
...then boypussy is straight? Not boipucci, like Buck Angel boypussy? Or you are suggesting that straight is very narrow and gay is very broad? Porn data says straight people like traps and gays like Buck Angel.
body > genitals

>>7728947
okay, THAT'S gay

>>7728952
you put the big end inside you and the little side goes on your perenium and it massages your prostate

>>7728958
You're talking to retards

>>7728958
I think its just a meme here

>>7728953

>Sorry chasers but you know it is true
Most of us are bi and have no qualms about doing gay shit with girls.

>>7728958
>why should people be so concerned about their birth sex anyway
drakepost confrimed for grill!!2

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>>7728962
It's not about the dick
It's about taking it up the ass

Getting topped by a trans girl is gay as fuck and you know it

>>7728970
>Most of us are bi
HWAT A COINCIDENCE

>>7728970
""""Girls"""""

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>>7728967
fuck youre right
sometimes i forget

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>>7728966
It looks so uncomfy
>>7728940
I tried to do my index finger the first time
it just felt really weird
and I didnt do it long at all

>>7728973
that's a mindfuck

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>>7728845
Revolutionize my asshole, pls.

>>7728847
You could slit your wrists in a tub, cut your jugular, you could try hanging although I don't recommend it, You could take a bunch of xanax and drink, plenty of options.

>>7728947
Mmf...

>>7728939
I owned a shitty plastic one back in the day, and it was really uncomfortable and annoying, so I was going to throw it away, but a weird friend of mine wanted it, so I gave it to him.

>>7728978
>and I didnt do it long at all
well I found your problem

>>7728978
>It looks so uncomfy
I bet you would change your mind pretty quickly

>>7728974
eh maybe so.
Pegging, dominatrix stuff = gay then?

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>>7728978
trust me grace it is not uncomfy after you've had it in you for a little bit

>>7728978

Tried inanimate objects at all?

>>7728987
Yeah kinda

>>7728984
is xanax and alcohol like coke and mentos

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>>7728986
>>7728988
>>7728991
>>7728985
this is so fucking weird i cant do it

>>7728984
Was thinking of throwing myself in front of the local Amtrak that goes by

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>>7728996
embrace the weird

>>7728994
Yes, but with fewer bubbles, and more sweet release from this tormenting existence.

>>7728996
idk some people just don't like anal
its not that big of a deal

>>7728998
dont fucking do that you will traumatize the driver and inconvenience hundreds of people

>>7728996

Hrm... weird in what way?

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>>7728996
The best thing would be to go on webcam and let us watch you in the act, so we can give you tips...

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>>7728996
gracey is so innocent and pure

>>7729005
Who cares

>>7728998
thats very inconsiderate to many random/innocent strangers, isn't it?

>>7728996
gotta practice for the cock
unless you're one of... them

>>7729010
>give random person you dont know PTSD
>who cares lol

sociopath

>>7728998
Don't do that. If you're looking for something painless, just jump off a really high place. Go to the Grand Canyon if you want a nice view before you jump. Or if you're in a hurry, just go to the top of a tall building.

>>7729000
nice
i think i have both

im gonna try it

>>7729001

>it's not that big of a deal
It would make sex rather awkward. If a guy can't fuck her in the ass because she thinks it's weird, and he can't touch her dick because dysphoria... it begs the question of how he can get her off.

>>7729018
its honestly an amazing combination
but its easy to overdo and black out so be careful

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>>7728999
nu
>>7729001
>>7729006
I dont know
it's just
you want me to stick this weird shaped object
up my butt
i've never really stuck anything up there before
i dont even know how that feels good
and it seems dangerous
its scary
fuck
im like
getting that mental wall i did when my ex was trying to force me to do it
>>7729009
all my slut talk is falling apart, ive been pure this whole time ;;
>>7729015
no
>>7729008
God what a mess that would be
Y'all would just watch me being ugly on my bed not knowing wtf to do
>>7729023
yeah
i'm
useless if i cant figure this out

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>>7728965
I guess I've done some pretty gay shit in my time then huh

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>>7729026
>another mental breakdown over masturbating

>>7729024
thanks anon
ill only take 1 for now

>>7729026
>you want me to stick this weird shaped object
>up my butt
literally just one finger
and hold leave the whole thing in for like 5 minutes tops, you'll barely even notice it by the end

>>7728998
I don't recommend public methods because it's rude. Even if you're a self-centred weinerbutt, there's no reason to inconvenience others like that. Ultimately, you do you, but there's never a reason to be inconsiderate.

>>7729018
You think you'd be crunk af and then all of a sudden, after you pass out, you explode? Or maybe just foam out of all your orifices.

Oh...

>>7728987
If you're a man and you like having things shoved in your ass you're a homo
>>7728999
:thingken:

>>7729026
If you don't want to do it, don't do it, and don't feel bad.

>>7729034
when are you going to have sex with sheen to annoy chara and drakeposter

>>7729032
i think people who wanna suicide dont care about being rude about it

>>7729026
>i dont even know how that feels good
Well, it's not complicated... think of your prostate as your body's g-spot

I don't know if you have dysphoria about it because cis women don't have prostates, but most trannies seem much more comfy with the prostate than with the other thing cis women don't have

>>7729011
>>7729016
>>7729032
Don't care

>>7729017
Arizona is over 800 miles from me

>>7729026
>no
transbian, AGP detected

>>7729041
you're a rude person
you should kill yourself

>>7729029
yeah a lil

luckily im all clean

>>7729041
So why not do a road trip before you kill yourself?

Otherwise there's always the tall building. trust me it's a much better method than the train.

>>7729041
Moap is so spoiled
Grand Canyon suicide is just a short drive for her

>>7728910
Which one baby?

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>>7729035
I need to do it
Otherwise I'm useless
>>7729031
So I just need to stick a single finger in my butt
and leave it there for 5 minutes?
Where does the feeling good come in?
>>7729040
i-i see
>>7729044
Fuck off I can barely even use my dick

>>7729045
Will do tonight
Train comes at around 11:20-30p

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>>7729048
a lot of people dont suicide when they get to the grand canyon because of how beautiful it is

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>drakeposter mixes xanax and alcohol
we're in for a rough night aren't we

>>7729055
shhhhhh you're giving away my game I'm trying to save Anon's immortal soul for fucks sakes drake

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>>7729026
>butt
>tfw you fingered yourself before you knew it was agp

>>7729047
No car

>>7729052
You're not useless if you can't put stuff in your butt.

>>7729029
I bet you never did frottage.
Sass 1 : Elanna 0

>>7729039
I cared. It's just dumb to take your self-indulgent problems out on others. Especially people you don't know.

>>7729041
Better get yourself out of society's way soon then.

>>7729058
It would be entertaining, possibly.

>>7729052
>So I just need to stick a single finger in my butt
>and leave it there for 5 minutes?
>Where does the feeling good come in?
thats just to get used to the general feeling
its probably not going to feel like much at all

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>>7729058
ill stop posting if i get too bad
promise

>>7729060
if its immortal does it really need saving?
:thinking:

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>>7729064
Hows anyone gonna have sex with me? And if they cant have sex with me what good am I?

>>7729052
>Where does the feeling good come in?
To touch your prostate, it's like you're reaching for your perineum from the inside.

Continue stimulating the prostate. Be persistent. You'll know when you start liking it.

>>7729053
nah don't
buy alcohol and drugs instead
gr8 short term fix, you'll have a good time

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>>7729052
>Where does the feeling good come in?
Massage towards your belly.

>>7729052
Do you want to use it?

>>7729066
I have 1 hour and 28 minutes

>>7729038
1. I have standards
2. chara is my property
3. boo is already annoyed and frankly intimidated by me because I'm not a scrawny beta whiteknight

hi fags

>>7729070
You can do things with your other body parts, you know. And you're plenty good without sex.

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>>7729046
But being dirty is half the fun

>>7729065
To be completely honest, I've tried frottage

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>>7729052
>tfw you would apologize and tell Grace you're kidding around but you're anon so fuck it

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>>7729078
>not a scrawny beta whiteknight
Baaaaaaaaaaait

>>7729069
Do you become more of a butt or less of a butt on depressants?

>>7729077
How slow are your trains? Goddamn.

>>7729079
Yo. How ya doin'?

>>7729026

>you want me to stick this weird shaped object up my butt
If it is the shape that is bothering you, you should consider investing in a toy.

>i've never really stuck anything up there before
Hence the suggestion to start with fingers and work from there.

>i dont even know how that feels good
Prostate. That's what you're trying to get at. Think of it like your G-spot. For cis ladies, the G-spot is basically the back of the clit, and for you, it's like the back of your dick... sort of. It helps make your sperm IIRC, so if it gets hit the right way (preferably with a penis), you'll start leaking jizz out your gt.

>and it seems dangerous
With proper preparation, it really isn't.

>getting that mental wall i did when my ex was trying to force me to do it
Well I'm just gonna say this right now, I'm not trying to force you into anything. I'm just trying to help you with something you seem to want to do right now.

>useless if i cant figure this out
Nah. You can still give bjs ;)

But as your chaser, I'D feel useless if I couldn't find some way to return the favor. There's really only two ways to bring someone with a penis to orgasm -- through their dick or through their prostate.

>>7729082
maybe im just not made for fun

>>7729049
something like
>just learned never to trust a fart. these panties are finished
egh yuck I would check the archive if I wasn't dry heaving

every stop giving grace advice on how to stick stuff up her butt please

baka this is just getting ridiculous

>>7729078

>chara is my property
So are you the boyfriend she lives with?

>>7729088
good, listening to chill music while i finish this cat girl commission im working on

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>>7729078
Chara's anyone who gives her pennies property.

>>7729088
who said im a butt at all homie?

>>7729096
hey man if thats how she wants to get her attention

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>>7729092
I'm sure you'd have a lot of fun with the right boy

>>7729069
omg religion btfo

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>>7729072
this is so weird..
>>7729075
up or to the front
>>7729083
y-yeah fuck grace let her take things too seriously
>>7729080
i dont know
>>7729089
howdo i properly prepare?
>>7729096
but i want/need the advice

>>7729088
Schedules are a bit different a night and Amtrak runs through my area only 12 times a day.

Driver won't notice a thing

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>>7729055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6wJUami5HI

>>7729089
I remember one time I was fisting myself, and I ended up hitting my prostate just right and made myself cum without touching my dick. It was really surprising, and I stopped doing anything anal after that for a while. I kept it a secret from my friends too, because I didn't want them to think I was gay or something.

>>7729102
you hear stories about Moap laying motionless for days, watching, waiting for the perfect shot at Chara

>>7729104
this post makes me sad

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Kek

>>7729107
To the front.

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>>7729114

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>>7729082
>Twf Elanna always outgays you always
I'm sorry to have ever doubted.

>>7729078
>1. I have standards
hah burn
>2. chara is my property
Immortan Birdy?
>3. boo is already annoyed and frankly intimidated by me because I'm not a scrawny beta whiteknight
no argument here

>>7729112
lmao i only ever saw the one with the black guys
i didnt know he reversed it too

thanks bruce

>>7729107

>howdo i properly prepare
Lubrication and a little bit of stretching by inserting progressively larger objects (start with finger, then add more/bigger). And remember that you don't need to insert anything thicker than a penis. Penis is the endgame.

>>7729104
says the roody-poo who won't give the most legendary chaser of them all the time of day

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>>7729100
no

>>7729102
you're so obsessed with me it's adorable.

>>7729114
many Chara's were killed in the war

>>7729125
the full series is on youtube its fucking hilarious

>>7729107
>i dont know
You do know, it's okay to not want to do butt stuff.

>>7729117
+1

>>7729101
>cat girl commission
Is it for one of us?

>>7729103
Me, yesterday, if I recall correctly.

>>7729110
Aren't those trains electric? Because they have automatic break systems when something hits the tracks. Your body would be pretty noticeable, I reckon. At least that's how the ones here work.

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>>7729115
Why? I'm legit sure you'd have a lot of fun if you could relax for one minute

>>7729122
Yeh that's right

>>7729127
I'm sorry do I know you?

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>>7729132
but it sounds nice
i just need to get over my hangups on this
>>7729119
okay
>>7729126
what about cleaning?

>>7729085
If that were true I would be hugboxing you and feeding your narcissism, now wouldn't I.
>>7729100
hmmm
>>7729102
I've given her no money, but I've been paying her in cummies for the past week
>>7729117
moap wants a man, not a drug addicted autist who unironically believes any amount of rough play is abuse
>>7729123
>immortan
???

>>7729136
Yes but I will jump ahead when it's about 500 feet within me. Engineer won't have time to fully stop

>>7729128
sure is a lot of obsession in this thread

>>7729135
i meant sexually to be honest
but it didnt turn out particularly like that

>>7729136
>being mean to the boo
???????????????????

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>>7729117
>tfw drake says this stuff and gets your hopes up but is never actually gonna come visit

I'm the dog that loves you unconditionally
I'm the dog who you beat and abuse
I'm the dog that keeps coming back because it loves you
I'm the dog who doesn't know any better.

>>7729140
oh god youre still going on about me?
how creepy and obsessive

no wonder everyone drops you man

>>7729146
yeah itll probably be a long time
you know my family situation i think

>>7729140
>immortan
you didnt see mad max fur road?

>>7729149
animal abusers should be hanged

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>>7729140
Real men stand up for their good friends, unlike you.

>>7729138
cuz like idk it's hard to see where ill be 2 years from now but right now im boyish and it's not attractive to guys

plus like the whole gay thing is a big deal for me and stuff

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>>7729140
>throwing shade
Baiiiiiiiit

>feeding her cummies
Ahahahahahaha

>>7729139

Douche before with just water, then when finished, scrub anything that came into contact with your butt (fingers, objects) with soap and water. You can also use condoms or disposable latex gloves on your objects/fingers to keep them from getting too dirty.

birdy should be gassed.

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>>7729136
It's for an album i was contacted by someone from r9k of all places.

>>7729143
Ye

>>7729140
I'm at a hotel with birdy right now, actually.
He's watching me draw and massaging me <3

>>7729158
real men insult 14 year old trannies on the internet by calling them boys :^)

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>>7729166
i have an enema bulb
will that work?
i guess i should buy some condoms too cause im a hypochondriac

>>7729136
I have nothing else to lose.
No family, friends, all I have is my stupid roommate who I hate.

>>7729094
as a name fag, I get a lot of people pretending to be me hunney

I wouldn't trust the weird sick or mean ones because I dont't care enough about that stuff

>>7729172
>enema bulb
I read that as enema blub. Its much funnier that way :3

I think birdy and drake should have makeup sex

>>7729171
i dont think moap casually insulting you is obsessive at all
obsessive is how birdy and beanboy acts

dont think moap is doing anything but just insulting you

>>7729180
same

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>>7729184
what even is the point of insulting me it does nothing lmao

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>>7729171
Just remember in that moment when he picks up pace right before he cums- He's thinking of me.

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I quit

#Hlq?iyfb

my trip now??

>>7729188
clearly it does if she's getting the reactions she wants out of you

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>>7729188
she likes you, she does the whole Asuka thing to try and be tsundere to those she likes

>>7729172

Enema bulb will work.

Go ahead and use condoms or latex gloves if you wish. I'd note it doesn't really matter what you get on your hands though, as long as you wash those hands afterwards. For sex with actual people, use condoms until you know they are disease free, and you know they can be trusted with monogamy.

I hope all of this helps. I'm gonna be back in a bit after I take a bath.

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>>7729143
What are you playing at?

>>7729149
Shooooooove my noooooooose in SHIT!

>>7729171
I see. You seem like a pretty good drawfag. I wana learn how to digital draw. Seems like it would be really cool.

>>7729176
Are you looking for me to tell you not to? Granted, I don't actually think you should. You can get plenty of opportunities to make your life not suck, and your current situation is not quite the worst. Just go to a meetup for some weird interest you have and make some friends.

>>7729191
it can get better

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>>7729190

>>7729191
I swear to god pick up my call right now

>>7729191
No quit. Ur a cutie.

>>7729190
oh come on moaps you dont think birdy has the actual constitution to be around a real girl do you

>>7729200
nuthin
im just trying to tell you im a protag and not an antag

im gunna go shower though

>>7729200
My life is one of the worst.
Lost my job, almost broke, no transportation, nothing.

I'm glad I'll give the engineer ptsd

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>>7729190
Why would anyone want to think of you.

>>7729196
yeah if the goal is to give me a good time.
its working

>>7729198
gay~

>>7729200
I'm alright.

>>7729180
I agree, this is getting to be edie/faye tier drama.

>>7729191
youre just a namefag like me now

>>7729191
See you around

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>>7729214
Well, he can dream.

>>7729191
please just take a step back from things

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>>7729224
You're just mad because it isn't about you.

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>>7729224
Both are honestly acting pretty pathetic right now though. Fighting over turf in a tranny general.