I have to have the smallest butt in the universe, not to mention biggest shoulders, biggest nose, biggest manhands, biggest feet, smallest hips and tallest figure.
What did I do in my previous life to deserve this?
>>7723381
Just the luck of the draw, my friend. It's a shame that we all can't be Mads Mikkelsen.
>>7723381
You probably bullied trannies. This is karma teaching you what life is like for them.
>5'6
>14" wide, 36" c shoulders
>15" wide, 42" c hips
>androgynous-feminine face
>size 8 womens'
>"i only get pity passed"
t. OP
Want to smol feminine trap
>5'10"
>19" wide 40" c shoulders
>boyish not very cute face
why live If i have to be a 5/10 twink
>>7723381
we should cuddle some time OP
There's still a boy that will hold you and love you in the way you need~
>>7727974
This is weird. I'm 5'10" and my brother measured my shoulders as 17" wide but 42.5" in circumference. I guess my body is thicker or we have different postures.