Mtfg male to fortran general

first

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nth for crippling existential dread

elannime

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For me, it's the progynova and cyproterone pills.

My favourite medicine-related way to end the day.

mth for dysphoria

I implore all of you who haven't to put things in your butt, I don't know how I lived without a dildo all these years

>>7713541
thanks qhi

i want srs

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>>7713543
butt stuff is great but

>tfw no one except you does butt stuff with you

>>7713547
aren't you rich

>>7713541
For me, it's Balloon Party, the best fastfood sandwich

>>7713543
it does feel nice
bit of an acquired taste though
but i've felt way too gross and turned off to do butt stuff lately
it's been months

>>7713540
tfw not anime

>>7713547
are you srs?
*seinfeld theme*

>>7713548
hey

>>7713549
no.

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>>7713507 (Haku)
Yeah the friends definitely help a lot. I feel happy with myself and more confident and everything :3
I really try to be a nice and helpful person, even to people who hurt me because i hate hurting others.

Yeah i hadn't heard what happened with you and your boy problem in awhile. It sounds like you've found a nice way of consolidating your troubles with your desires and with everyone involved. Honestly probably the best outcome you could have hoped for.
Just make sure you dont let it slip out of your control if it becomes too much to accomodate.

>>7713508 (Eirini)
I'm biased because i really dont like piercings that aren't on ears, but im gonna say lobes and helix because helix is cute af

>>7713524
I masturbated for the first time in like a couple months the other day and was finally not disgusted with it and didnt feel like a man because of it.
I dont think it means anything one way or the other...

>>7713552
I always picture you as kurisu desu

I'll never let you in my head
Shameful dread
I'm hoping for a change of hope

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>bad time of night
>can't sleep

wait is your butt supposed to hurt after

>>7713560
juni you will be ok

i have to take a shit but i'm scared of leaving my room

>>7713559
elanna is kurisu

>>7713543
What's it like to use a dildo, compared to just fingers?
I've tried fingering myself before, and it was kinda nice, but underwhelming.

>>7713566
It feels amazing
buy a nice dildo its worth it

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>>7713559
I can die happy knowing this

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>>7713563
<3

>>7713562
a bit

>>7713558
ahhhhh
everyone's saying different things
ok whatever i'm just doing nose and helix

>>7713573
jus be urself

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>>7713572
This scared me because i didn't expect it

>>7713573
>everyone's saying different things
Yeah but that shouldn't matter because you shouldn't listen to strangers on the internet for what you do with your own body ¯\_(シ)_/¯
Do which ever one you like the most.

>>7713575
it's "bee" yourself. never "be" yourself

>>7713539
I used to feel that all the time. Then I had a really crazy breakthrough on LSD where I realized that conscious states are produced by synapses functioning properly and that we are misguided in thinking that we are conscious states rather than that we have them. This means that death is essentially illusory because we can't pinpoint a precise "I" in our brains anyway. The only thing that unites us with the universe is our nothingness. Life is a fabrication, so don't aggrandize death.

>>7713543
Plenty of us do. All my best orgasms have been anally stimulated.

>>7713558
I'm really happy to hear that. You deserve to be confident, senpai. You're a pretty cool chick and for others to experience that is great.

Communication has been crucial in all this and if we hadn't been honest with each other, heartbreak for at least one of us would have been probable. This is definitely the best outcome and I'm so glad no one had to be hurt. I figure that as long as I continue with this strict method of keeping people informed, everything will be okay.

b.e. entirely entirely entirely yourself

>>7713576
Let's go for a walk, yeah, let's go for a drive
Don't know how to say thanks for being alive
Let's go for a lifetime, let's go for a fling
Don't know how to say anything

i want a boyfriend really really really really really really badly

>>7713579
>tfw urself isn't very good

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I remember the London mtfg meetup being March 5-9. Funny, theres a few toy conventions during that time. Should be nice, seeing people I know again.

>>7713580
Juni!

>>7713584
me too

>>7713586
it's pretty good though

>>7713587
oh god please don't stalk me while i'm there

>>7713588
What kind of boyfriend?

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>>7713578
>I used to feel that all the time. Then I had a really crazy breakthrough on LSD where I realized that conscious states are produced by synapses functioning properly and that we are misguided in thinking that we are conscious states rather than that we have them. This means that death is essentially illusory because we can't pinpoint a precise "I" in our brains anyway. The only thing that unites us with the universe is our nothingness. Life is a fabrication, so don't aggrandize death.

I've had that exact breakthrough several times on LSD and DMT, but it doesn't change the unpleasantness of certain mental states that I have to endure over and over

>>7713541
What time is better to take your cypro? Morning or night

>>7713590
It is above reproach

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City of stars
Are you shining just for me?
City of stars
There's so much that I can't see

tfw came out as a transbian to my mom and sister for neptune and she never met them

Him - just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts
Yes I do, I want it to
Fucking kill him but first
Make him cry like a woman
No particular woman
Let him hold out, hope that
Someone or other might come then fucking kill him

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>>7713592
I was talking about Dan and co. you dummy. Oh god you're gonna hang out with Nico!? XD Be careful round her.

hugg elann

>>7713584

Well men are very, very, very choosy, so good luck.

>>7713587
I forgive you.

Let's be friends. I'm that lonely.

>>7713598
it's alright

>>7713593
tall middle eastern looking with dark wavy hair, light eyes and an otter mode body; knows what he wants in live, is older than me and likes my pets.
he should have some musical or artistic ability or be a doctor/high paid scientist

>>7713597
Idk I take it at 10pm but that's because it fits my planning best.

>>7713610
post pets

>>7713609
Given the circumstances, I think it is acceptable
Could be better tho, need to see teacher after class

>>7713603
good taste anon
tfw listened to cuck music and became a cuck

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>>7713617
i wanna steal your brain so i can figure out good music recommendations

>>7713608
This is a different trip... Shakira did you try the groups at Caledonian road and Kings Cross? ._.

>>7713610
Hmm

>>7713601
was that movie good?

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im so fuckng in love with lalaland
its such a good film

>>7713624
Did it make you smile?

>>7713622
No I didn't. I was too scared.

>>7713614
>>7713614
https://unsee.
cc/gupitesa/

i dont have any pictures of anyone else on this computer. my cats all died though

>>7713616
That's an adequate assessment, meeting adjourned.

>>7713621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuXeRpApLaU
>>7713624
it looked good

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>>7713623
vvv good
im definitely not like a musical/theatre kinda person but
lalalands amazing
>>7713626
hella

>>7713624
ugh, stop being so much of a cis girl
its not fair

i keep eating things that make my tummy hurt
tfw no rubbs

>>7713627
Whats your favorite thing about American Pickers?

>>7713639
rubb
silly anon

>>7713632
Are there donuts?

>>7713642
if there are donuts i expect an invite

>>7713595
What causes the dread for you, then? I find it hard to explain what got rid of it (for the most part) for me because the experience on acid was entirely different in tone than other times it occurred for me, and it doesn't translate into words so well. I guess it was, like, fundamentally understanding the lack of difference between my living matter and my dead matter at a crucial moment during that trip, made me see death as a non-threat because I feel like I'm already doing it. I think part of it might have had to do with the fact that I had to endure the high with a horrible stomach ache that caused me to feel like I was dying during the high. Once I caved to the stress of it and laid in my bed to meditate my mind into mindfulness, it clicked like a switch and it hasn't stopped since.

>>7713602
It's probably just better that you came out for your own sake.

>>7713644
i'm not even primarily a transbian

>>7713647
Somehow I missed the phrase "as a transbian" in your last post, so I thought you just came out in general. Ignore me!

>>7713624
smiles, life is cruel and you're lifes masterwork. if you know what I mean

>>7713641
rubbuwu

>>7713647
you should go get a new haircut, a new dress and go find a boyfriend who is nice to you and makes you arch your back

>>7713643
But the meeting is already over ;_;

>>7713640
Be my friend

>post on /soc/
>3 guys already lined up that want to fuck me
wew. Why didn't I do this sooner?

can someone give me donuts

>>7713651
wha
i dont undersatnd
??

>>7713580
Can I take it to a morning
Where the fields are painted gold?
And the trees are filled with memories
Of the feelings never told?

>>7713655
s-senpai
start the meeting over @_@

>>7713661
It's unfair that you're so pretty.

>>7713659
what kind do you want uwu

>>7713666
plain glazed is the best

>>7713665
and girly
teenage girl socialisation
she will go to university and have a whole bunch of boyfriends and meet a lot of new friends
puberty isnt even finished and she will probably be exceedingly cis by 2020

>>7713668
what if i make a lil smiley face out of frosting just for u

>>7713665
im not pretty anon
u of all people should know this

>>7713668
I like the chocolate ones with real sprinkles but not the ones with half a coat of sprinks... I want and entire top coated in srpinksnles

>>7713664
But we already established that I'm meh girl
It's probably because I'm not kurisu

>>7713668
>not sour cream
Baka

>>7713671
maybe im not sure
>>7713676
that sounds yummy
specifically pink?
>>7713678
never had it o.o

>>7713662
Love is terminal not built to last
Burn bright, burn fast
>>7713654
i'm a man

>>7713670
i hate being by young trannies here

>>7713678
okay lets have a meeting about something else??

>>7713673
no it's not even funny how pretty you are. even amongst cispeople you're like the top tenth percentile ez

im a girl

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>>7713678
>I'm meh girl
I cant tell if you are being modest or if you just dont realise that you are a cute

>>7713679
: (

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>>7713685
me too!!!!

>>7713685
can you help me be a girl too?

>>7713680
>i'm a man
if your a man why do you have girl hips and tits fgt?!

>>7713685
wow lauren thats disgusting!

>>7713687
My squirrel queen
I will take you to my kingdom and we will have lots of babies and you will be the prettiest squirrel in the kingdom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp-H_YOcYTM

This but with squirrels

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>>7713680
Why are we here and now
If you keep thinking where and how?
Let’s stop acting like we all know
What comes after tomorrow
We'll find out when we all go

transexual fetishes freak me out
one time i saw a video of a tranny who shoved a hose up their butt to bloat their stomach with water. Then they walked around rubbing their stomach acting like there was a baby in there while filming

i get disturbed by this:
>>7713681
>>7713670

>>7713691
ur a girl

ily

ily2

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>>7713697
wow thanks!!

=w=

>>7713656
Your trip is different. Skype me to confirm

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good night friends

>>7713688
ehh??

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>>7713679
no I was just spelling sprinkles weridedly
like
on krispy kremes website this is what their donuts look like, see how its entirely coated with sprinkles on the top...
well IRL we only get one side coated with sprinkles and it makes me angry!

>>7713710
thats messed up wtf

>>7713708
Good night June

>>7713708
good night

>>7713712
RIGHT!?>
its like... what did Australia do to deserve this!

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>>7713683
Let's talk about grades of sandpaper

>>7713687
I know you're trying to be nice but I really don't see it. Sorry

>>7713709
actually a sad face would be hard to draw in a donut

>>7713720
i'm partial to 2nd grade sandpaper, but 5th grade sandpaper is more mature; i dont really know how to choose

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>>7713708
nn juniper, chin up please

>>7713716
well you do have fairy bread
>>7713722
just normal glaze is my fav :3

i have a picture of me hitting myself and i like it because it's the only one that shows any sort of real emotion

>>7713708
Goodnight, senpai.

>>7713727
Where are you hitting yourself?

>>7713729
face
it's really reactionary to moments of extreme self-hatred and disgust

>>7713726
are you saying we make krispy kreme intimidated by our buttered bread with sprinkles?

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>>7713732
rolll

i wish i didn't feel like everyone hates me as much as i hate myself

>>7713733
yes.

ajsfasjklgbashkgabsgah

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>>7713734
aahhhh

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>>7713732
lil sush roll

>>7713735
iktf

>>7713738
aw man

>>7713741
sorry

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>>7713739
daddy

>>7713741
'-'/

>>7713739
Birdu

>>7713742
is this what our PM Trunbell and Trump got into an argument about?

>>7713745
ohayo

what if i'm transitioning just because i hate myself and want to be a different person

>>7713743
birdys a mommy

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is there such a thing as trutrans headphones? mine are dying and idk what to do :/

>>7713749
Exactly what happened.

>>7713756
just get ones you like
trutrans is just a whole stupid thing

>>7713756
I'm really happy with my Audio Technica ATH-M50X headphones

>>7713757
:(

>>7713743
babee
>>7713745
what

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>>7713756
kawaii uwu uwu uwu

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>>7713756

>>7713731
Iktf. When I get really depressed and go into my suicidal breakdown mode, I kind of squeeze my wrists very tightly against my head somewhat instinctively, usually stemming from an intense desire to hurt myself immediately. My bf pretty much instantly recognizes when it's going to happen now, which is sort of embarrassing because he only figured it out when I was trying to avoid him to go freak out in my workplace bathroom and he followed me.
Do you still hit yourself?

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im a hacker

>>7713769
accurate

>>7713769
But weren't you a girl just a moment ago?

>>7713768
i try not to hurt myself or self harm anymore

>>7713764
>>7713760
thank you
>>7713763
is that even real?
>>7713758
that's the plan, I just thought I'd get cuter suggestions

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Gotta go report myself as unemployed even tho i have a part time job....
I woke up early on my day off for this :/

>>7713774
hacker girl ;)

>>7713780
Forgot my trip

i need a good cyber punk movie rec

>>7713786
hugg mokou

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>>7713784
Not a movie but psycho pass is really good

>>7713775
Good. :) It's best that you kicked the habit. Addictions like that one are self-perpetuating and you should be good to yourself because you deserve it.

>>7713790
ty

>>7713788
hugghugghugghugghugg

>>7713795
hugg

do u guys(girls(guys)) like prince

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>>7713797
No
He stoped my precious jojo from beeing released in the west
Heck prince

>>7713797
i love prince

>>7713801
me too

>>7713797
His music is ok but he's such a retarded asshole as a person

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I'm trans uwu

>>7713804
wtf

>>7713807
patt

>>7713807
o:

>>7713797
kind of

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>tfw stuck in the mommy boom closet

transgender is illegal

>>7713818
im on the run

>>7713809
>very radical jehovahs witness, always forces his bullshit on other people
>has no respect for other peoples time
>lives in a bubble
>is short even though he's a man
also >>7713799

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>>7713807
headpat
also like... whats deep fried pizza like?

>>7713816
thats kind of a fair point I guess

it's so hard to not meanpost

>>7713823
bullying is not a good thing to do

>>7713818
someone punish me

>>7713807
Me too!

should I watch jojo
>>7713825
*huggs too tight*

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Who here /anarchist/?

>>7713829
hi

>>7713829
i really have no serious political convictions
i'd be an anarchist if i gave a shit about not giving a shit

>>7713818

Not in America.

>>7713832
just do it anyway ok

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>>7713829
you must have been having fun inciting riots over nothing lately

>>7713834
ok
but politics just don't click with me very well

>>7713829
For me it's Trotskyism, the best political ideology.

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What's the more trutrans lunch

Uncle Ben's express rice
or soup with pumpkin flavour?

>>7713841
the rice

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>>7713838
killing trotsky was probably the best thing stalin ever did

>>7713841
both

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anyone else #cispride here

i hate how my parents know these things about me now
i just wanna hide

>>7713821
I've always wanted to try it

>>7713850
I bet its like eating a pizza pocket

theyll never see me as their daughter

>>7713829
Communist, but the compass meme says I'd make a great ancom and I do have a serious problem with authority.

>>7713854

*there

fried pizza sounds gross desu

How to tell if a trans girl is into me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw

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Ugh I want to try agepan bread really badly

>>7713862
>AGePan bread

ive done a lot to fuck up my future
i still dont think ill have one so there's no motivation i can find

>>7713864

You're in too deep, and you need to get out.

>>7713864
Darn it
You can see right trough my code

>>7713866
You're a creepy anon

>>7713868
I know you too well

mommy

big feet are cute
like rabbits

mommy

>>7713883
rubbrubbrubbrubbrubbrubbrubbrubbrubbrubbrubbrubb

spam musubi

>>7713885
rubb a dubb dubb

I'm gonna eat a pack of oreos like an animal

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Me and bf now have our own mincraft server
We have literally devolved in to autistic 14 year olds

>>7713891
can I play

>>7713891
minecraft is really fun with someone you like

>>7713891
Hey, minecraft taught me the basics of logic with its Redstone stuff. The game isn't that bad

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>>7713892
Maybe, ill have to talk with him first
>>7713895
Yea im having lots of fun building cozy houses and farming potato
>>7713896
Yea the game is fun
And its a great way to spend time togheter

fuck now i wanna play minecraft

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>>7713896
>>7713895
>>7713892
no minecraft is autism, don't try to justify it.

>>7713898
>having lots of fun farming potato
trip on basic

>>7713902
My life is potato
I dream potato

>>7713901
well i guess im pretty autistic
i had a minecraft youtube channel that made like 50 bucks a month
really cringey thinking back

X's adventures in Minecraft is pure kino, though.

>>7713911
How old where you
Becuse if you where young enough thats a good use of free time
And to a teen 50 is a big deal

Is it important to reduce fat before hrt

>>7713911
what the fuck, 50 bucks? you should have kept that going, could have probably almost made that a living wage if you added sponsorships to it.

>>7713916
it would have been probably around a couple thousand if they kept it going
minecraft channels just balloon

>>7713914
Uh oh

>>7713914
somewhat nice to start thin and bulk up after starting from what I've heard.
I've heard an equal amount say it doesn't matter.
you should definitely watch your weight on hrt, it's harder to control your weight

>>7713919
What

>>7713913
i was like 13, probably spent it on candy
>>7713916
im good at youtube and making videos
just a lot of personal problems where i start hating myself and everything i do

>>7713921
Thx

>>7713924
I didn't specifically do that

>>7713925
I had a whole Tekkit series that got pretty weak views, my best video barely hit 2000 views.
I really want to get back into doing something for youtube, I want to get into mukbang honestly... and I am still debating on if I should this friday or not

>>7713928
Why notification when no solution?

>>7713929
tfw not watching a shannon mukbang video RIGHT NOW

Thicc

>>7713934
licc

>>7713932
I prefer cis sass's channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyGv3Vq-2tA

>>7713925
At 13 its not cringey at all
I whould have loved having a hobby that made my 50 dollars a month at that age

>>7713533
Polack here.

I want to be a girl , wear a dress and be pretty

Tell no one.

>>7713932
wow she does look like sass

im playing truth or dare

>>7713957
there's a cute polish transgirl who comes around occasionally by the name of nikky, stick around and ask her for her skype next time she is on

>>7713966
I mean the board

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>>7713957
>implying its not common knowlage that all polaks are fags overcompensating

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>>7713967
oh
well yeah just like become a girl then

>>7713869
>You're a creepy anon

What? Why? I was joking around ;_;

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If you could be a woman in any preindustrial period from a middleclass (merchant class/wealthy, not american fauxmiddleclass. IE, has land that makes an income without intervention needed directly from the family) family, which period and country would it be?

>>7713968

I can believe this.

>>7713979
victorian england

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>>7713983
wow really? but you'd have to wear really restrictive clothing.. even while sleeping. and it's not like you'd be some kinda noblelady so you won't even get that victorian lady thing going on.
Also isn't the middle class kinda poor during that period? Furthermore victorian england is post-industrialization.

>>7713979
french after the revolution like probaly early 20th century or late 19th century

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hi i turned 18 yesterday
:3
>>7713934
THICC

>>7713986
but like thats true of everything women had to wear pre 1950s
yeah I saw the post industrialisation thing after I posted...
like, probably 1600s France or Germany then?

>>7713989
@____@
I didn't pay attention to the date yesterday
i totally missed it
;----; 4give me bb
how was breakfast though?
also happy belated birthday ok

>>7713992
it's ok! thank uu
breakfast was yummy
how are you?

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>>7713989
gratz

>>7713988
>preindustrial
>>7713991
I dunno, Victorian England was famous for being more prude than most!

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>>7713994
^>^

>>7713993
ohhh nice nice
what did you get?

im ok
im eating a grilled cheese sandwich
>>7713995
>>preindustrial
ok fine. ancient egypt; id be a priests' daughter or wife

>>7713986
Republican roma. Some country fields(roman citizenship but italian soil) and some QT latin children. Also some nice greek slaves. Good food, good culture, nice weather.

>>7713997
>egypt
I know this is basically mean of me to say(sorry), but you made me think of the kangz meme.

>>7713979
Rome.
Bring me the food
Let me vomit
Bring me more food

>>7713999
trips confirm desu

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>>7713995
maybe, but it was idyllic as heck.

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im gay
hello girls <3

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you can't cry if you're already laughing

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>>7713997
i got an etch a sketch and a lamp that projects stars on my ceiling and a pillow and balloons l-lol

basically it was like my 5th birthday...

yummy

>>7714007
that's gay o-o;;

>>7714002
That's not really a thing romans did though :(.

>>7714010
lol i meant at breakfast lol
those are cool gifts though
git gud with the etch a sketch and become a master artiste bb

>>7714010
yup real gay

>>7714013
oh LOL
uhhh
uhhhhhhhhhmmm
i had fudge for breakfast don't judge me okay

>>7714016
>fudge
well
i guess you're 18 now
so
you can eat junk for breakfast

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>>7714015
>tfw gay

>>7714004
Don't you think you'd be really bored of the idyllic in 10 years and then crave some sincerity?

>>7714018
how gay you?
am 85% gay.

i should eat more crappy food so i get acne and become uglee

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>>7714024
uhmm
am a boy so like 100% gay desu..
>>7714028
no!!!

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Bf taking me to a super nice mall today. First time going to the mall in girlmode. I'm so happy when I'm around him and I can't believe I'm living the dream.

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>>7714019
not really, I personally wouldn't get sick of the idyllic snow and dresses and kindly spoken men who beat you in private and its not like travel was easy in the 1600s so I doubt I would give it much thought.
unless it was literally my consciousness from now in a 1600s english cis woman version of myself in which case I would be more concerned with trying to adapt my speech, getting used to menstruation and missing my friends (mtfg) and family

I would of course attempt to revolutionise technology where I could, give the human race a bit of a leg up.
it'd be a lot like the Trek TNG flute episode where Picard grows old in an ancient civilisation and he has to adapt to their culture and his time in Starfleet is a fading memory but then it turns out he went nowhere and it was some sort of collective culture memory projection thing.

>>7714034
h-how tall is he owo

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>>7714034
cute cute cute!
whatcha going to buy?
also post pic in that new dress

What are you listening to rn mtfg?
https://youtu.be/0RyInjfgNc4

>>7714040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fOJk2-KoCE&index=5&list=LLoVYJ1GK4U_Mw2w438zXaVw

>>7714040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho1LgF8ys-c

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>>7714038
We're gonna just window shop and eat at the rainforest cafe and drink margaritas

Might get something cute at hot topic.

>>7714046
sounds like a nice day
do they serve marinara in bowls there?

>>7714034
>>7714046
Woah woah woah. I stopped coming here in like late 2014, just came back a few days ago for lols.

WHAT HAPPENED? Last time I saw you you were freaking out about your family still being shit! Did you made it? DID YOU START THE TITTY PILLS FOR REAL THIS TIME?

AHHHH I'M HAPPY FOR YOU

>>7714002
>chronic Vomit
>Get hemmorhoids
>Die from ass infection at 30
INRI Franzi

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>>7714051
yeah she transitioned and is intersex and is still bad sometimes but a lot LIKE A WHOLE LOT better than what she was like pre-transition

I'm probably gonna kill myself this year
not because of trans stuff though

>skin on my face getting bad
>don't shave for a day
>feel like shit whenever I touch my cheek
Aaaa

>>7714057
huh it's almost as if there's like this special treatment with like lights n stuff that makes it go away

>>7714054
FUCK yes, this is a far cry from like 2010 420chan /cd/ Kayla. fuckin awesome.

PROUD OF YOU GIRL I TOLD YOU YOU COULD MAKE IT SO MANY TIMES

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>>7714056
no you arent you are going to be applying yourself and get on the ffs waiting list and do what you can with the time you have!

>>7714063
Haha yeah senpai lets just pay for that since I have money to spare xD

>>7714053
Wtf?
>>7714011
I'll ask Phienchen about that

>>7713152
HAHAHA...
>tfw my E is lower than pre-hrt after 5 months on Progynova

>>7714078
sounds like your doc (or you) is an idiot then

>>7714075
50 euro every two months?

>>7714081
I am and idiot, but how can that make my E levels worse, when I take 4mg Progynova every day?
I don't think they fucked up the blood test, right?

>>7714085
Yes I am poor
Together with hormones that's like €60 per month senpai

>>7714066
>FFS waiting list
you what? the NHS doesn't do FFS

there's a couple of screenplays that I want to finish first but there's too much going on for me to cope much longer, I just want to escape from everything

>>7714081
shes on 50mg cypro 4 mg progy and her E2 is the same, how is that unreasonable.

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/mtfg/ what are your dreams?
Besides being a girl, that is.

>>7714097
Being together with the girl I love forever

>>7714097
I want to learn to violin, I want to get married to a nice guy and grow old with him, I want to learn how to sketch/draw, I want to visit Europe and the UK, I want to learn Japanese/Russian/French, I want to do a food tour of China and Japan

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>>7714097
i kinda wanna be a nurse
but ive out that on hold

>>7714097
Being a g-
>Besides being a girl, that is.
Oh.
Uh....
Good question.

>>7714102
oh also I want to have a white christmas somewhere, sometime

>>7714097
Stop being confused

>>7714101
Cute goal!
I hope I can achieve that too :)

>>7714102
>>7714108
That's a lot of stuff! Maybe you can combine visiting Europe with getting the white Christmas, Northern Europe gets a lot of them!
Also why specifically those languages?

>>7714104
Why?
Too much stress? :(

>>7714105
*hugg*

>>7714109
iktf Isla

>>7714111
>That's a lot of stuff!
well like... I spent a whole bunch of time being depressed and miserable so I just want to make up and have an enjoyable remaining however many years until I die

I don't know I just find the Japanese/French and Russian languages interesting

>>7714111
sometimes
i just want to break my own neck lmao

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>>7714111
>Too much stress?
yea
and the uni i got accepted into was really far away
so it isolated me from my bf

>>7714115
>I don't know I just find the Japanese/French and Russian languages interesting
Hmm, of those three Russian appeals to me most.
I hate French and Japanese is so... weeby.
I'd like to learn Gaelic and Swedish, and maybe Polish, but I am too lazy and have no motivation.

>>7714116
Being suicidal sucks.
I hope you feel better soon!

>>7714117
Ah right. Well, at least you have a serious bf so that's something.. I hope you can become a nurse sometime though!

>>7714097
I'm not sure
I guess my first dream is to find out