/mtfg/: cute girls doing cute things

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>>7699803

>>7699803
piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy


oats.

I wish I were a happy comfy pig.

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>>7699817
>tfw not cute like her

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>>7699822
iktf

>>7699789
STOP BRINGING ME UP REEEEEE
>>7699797
shut up and admit the thing

>>7699822
>tfw not cute in any way

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so what's everybody doing?

>>7699829
>STOP BRINGING ME UP REEEEEE
sorry birdy, but i don't think i can do that

you're my silver bullet to grace

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>tfw sad and then frustrated and then happy and then sad again and then horny

am i going insane

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>>7699793
surprisingly i have a pretty big friend and social circle irl. it's probably because i dont act anything like how i do here and im mostly friendly and approachable

i hope you get friends too anon :]

>>7699799
probably yeah. she was my #goals body wise since I found her body type to be the ideal I could achieve since I was jacked pre hrt

idk now it's more about being myself than trying to be like other people. at most I draw inspiration from other girls looks but that's about it

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>>7699837
lolwut

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>>7699778
I don't think I'll ever make something revolutionary though, I'm not smart or motivated enough for that.
I don't think I'll ever make much of an impact on the world tbqh, I just really miss doing the kind of work that changes and grows with the research

>>7699838
You're pumping teenage girl chemicals into your body of course you're gonna feel things like that you fucking retard

>>7699824
lol that picture is in a kids encyclopedia I have from like 1985
that was honestly presented as a thing that might actually exist someday

>>7699837
??????

still haven't got my first period

>>7699832
Eating ice cream and researching robotics algorithms.

>>7699838
Ur a fucking lunatic dude lolol
>>7699724
Idk
It has a mind of its own
I asked it but it wouldn't answer me
You're just gonna have to try your luck tbhbb

>>7699733
Makes sense.
Getting that paper is an inescapable thing we all have to suffer through.
What sort of art do you make?

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>>7699838
no that's normal, just try to keep your head up olive-chan, you're gonna make it :)

>>7699850
> ice cream
yumm, good food for growing boobs. :P

>robotics algorithms
sounds out of my element, sweet.

>>7699845
but
I'm like a year and four months in
going up a little in dosage shouldn't fuck me up this much should it?

>>7699855
It's more boring than it sounds, I'm just reading dry academic papers.

>>7699856
breh think how girls are a year and four months into puberty Jesus Christ how are you meant to be a girl if you know nothing about them?

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>tfw you read smart people books on public transport so people will think you're intelligent, but reading hurts your brain and you actually just daydream for the entire journey

>>7699851
tbqh i am all down for some of that sweet feminine benis nectar.

>>7699856
Weren't you pretty much on birth control dosage for that year?

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>>7699832
Trying to decide whether to go to bed early or funpost a bit more. I gotta get up real early tomorrow.

>>7699832
since you asked
I'm trying to get a perfect on my name is jonas on guitar hero 3
playing rock band for so long as made me weak

>>7699847
friend birdo

>>7699832
Internet clickbait.

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>tfw decide to talk to friends to stop the neediness
>works for a little bit
>topic moves to collars and stuff
>its back in full force

>>7699867
lol yeah
my T had been nuked for that entire time though
like undetectable through blood tests
I dunno
>>7699862
I think it's p funny that you expect someone pumping teenage girl chemicals into their body to be entirely rational and think things out before they post on a gregorian chant composing website

you're obviously right and I should probably stop posting for a while because I'm such a fucking idiot.

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what exercises can i do to add some muscle to my hips and thighs area to make them more noticeable?

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>>7699894

This clickbait is good, did you know that murica still has segregated schools in 2016?

>>7699901
dont turn your trip off just to do this please

>>7699865
Are u ready for this jelly anon???

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>>7699903
saved for future use

>>7699896
Your E must've been pretty low, relatively, which is what's causing your mood swings.

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>>7699901
korra you should be waist training and working the following muscle groups

>>7699907
>>7699907
Yes
Yes this

>>7699896
It's a big decision to think about before you even start you dork, who even gave you the OK to take the medication if you didn't know this much about it you fucking spacker

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sup dewds? :-)

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>>7699901
Just be fat.

http://www.tertullian.org/fathers/julian_apostate_galileans_1_text.htm

>>7699914
i want to wait until im done gaining weight to waist train how do I train those specific muscles?

>>7699894
get better friends

>>7699919
too thick

>>7699920
I aint reading that shit but is Julian the Apostate the one that got shanked in the liver by Persians in 363 AD?

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well i lied friendos, heading out for food with richard take care dont do anything stupid while im gone.

>>7699919
nice girlbody, fag

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>>7699901
:)

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>>7699933
have fun scarlet! Hopefully your food is good :3

>>7699919
way too fat

>>7699935
any idea of reps and whatnot? that's what always messed me up idk how many or few to do.

maybe 3 sets of 20?

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>>7699933
>dont do anything stupid while im gone.
No promises.

>>7699906
damn I wish I went to one

>>7699935
kinda gross

people can't handle me because i can't handle my own life, and that's why they hate me

>>7699844
Elanna you're super smart though.
I really hope you do something great. Then again I think you will no matter what.
>>7699933
I already stuck my arm in the blender.

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What's mtfg up to lately

>>7699938
That picture is fucking crazy omg

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>>7699906
>wanting to go to school with niggers

>>7699950
>being this low test

>>7699874
carol
>>7699894
what did I tell you about self control you absolute dumbass

>>7699961
nofunallowed.webm

>>7699962
Why else would he still trip here lol?

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>>7699965
>what did I tell you about self control you absolute dumbass
Typical.

>>7699954
If I were actually smart I would had a very different life trajectory

>>7699968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuD_0LFSnyY

>>7699962
youre an example of too much test

>>7699965
You just said I needed to have some. Which I'm doing right now.

>>7699778
>breaking news: transgender women invents new Estrogenic steroid, can reverse male puberty and shrink bone structure
>U.S.A gatekeepers push for federal ban

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>>7699965
>tfw you have no self control

>>7699973
Just because things are like they are, it doesn't mean you aren't smart.

>>7699933
Wait wtf. I just began lurking the thread. Is this legit Rem? Like legit legit? Because I've been a fan for a while cuz only LGBT player in pro-scene.

>>7699975
But you saw my hips
>>7699970
Hmm true
>>7699977
>Shrink bone structure
Source
>>7699974
Haha I love Boondocks

>>7699979
holy shit wtf

that poor iguana

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>>7699975
i started w/ too much t

>>7699961
that webm reminds me of myself in 8th grade
it was a shitty school for at-risk students, and they'd always be doing this shit while i was trying to just fuck off and sleep

>>7699983
it is her, also being a fan of hers BECAUSE she is trans seems pretty stupid :/ be a fan because you like her/her gameplay

>>7699989
you are what scientists and top researchers would call 'fat'

>>7699983
Yeah she posted a timestamp at some point

>>7699972
:thingken:
>>7699976
I mean it starts with not all worked up and letting conversations steer into lewd territory
>>7699979
I know :^)

>>7699991
your shoulders are really small
even with a defined collarbone it doesnt matter much

you prolly pass fine

>>7700000
oh shit whoops

>>7699941
too many reps is not good for muscle growth. what actually matters is the burning sensation when you reach the point of exhaustion. (not your exhaustion... the muscle's exhaustion.) it is that sensation when exercise is tearing up your muscle for building it bigger.

so maybe try 3 series of 8 reps per exercise with load adjusted so that the last couple of reps in the last series will be done with the burning sensation.

if this is to be your only thigh exercise, i would go for 5 series. but better to add some other thigh exercise instead.

do some warmup before the first exercise, such as light stationary biking for 5 minutes.

also eat plenty of meat and probably calories too, for growth.

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>"I feel good about life now, maybe I'm not trans"
>remember that it's only because I've been taking my hrt like a good girl I feel ok

S-stupid estrogen. Making me happy

>>7700012
So are we in for a meltdown?

>>7699962
nice :)

>>7699989
Bitch I was literally writing science fiction

I don't need a source

>>7700012
cry me a river

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>>7699982
There is a large difference between being educated and being smart.
I may have done ok in school but I honestly feel dumb as a rock

>>7700021
why does she whine so much?

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>>7700012
good girls take hrt

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wwyd if you really liked sex and wanted to have it lots but you got feelings for ppl when you slept with them and you couldn't handle losing someone you loved again

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>>7700017
No.

>tfw setting your alarm so you can take your pills

>>7700025
I was meming

>>7700029
find one person to sex with

>>7700030
How far do you space em and what dose? I've fallen into this strange rhythm of forgetting when I take em and shit and neglecting them. An alarm would do me well

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>>7700027

>>7700012
good girl

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>>7700030
i love that estrogen makes me happy

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>>7700040

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>>7700029
Have sex anyway. Love is a meme invented by Liberals.

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>>7700045
>>7700040
>tfw no one to do this to me irl

>>7700039
Cypro at 7am
2mg E split in two at 7am and 7pm

>>7700041
uwu

>>7700011
thank I'll save this post for after im done getting fat

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>be trans
>take pills to feel happy
>suicide

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>>7700029
Find someone to match your sex drive.

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>>7700044
>>7700045

>>7699998
Im not a fan because she's Trans, I'm a fan because there's no other LGBT people in the scene and she's open about it in a non-dickish way. I don't see a problem way.

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>>7700048
Those edits were hilarious.

>>7700050
I'm on spironolactone 100mg 2 morning 2 late afternoon/evening

Sometimes I wake up at noon and redose by like 6 pm though. Idk probably a waste of lots of hours.

>>7700055
>be a chaser
>post as drakeposter
>memes

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>>7700048

>>7700062
>I can write many
>haikus in greentext like you
>you are not special

>>7700066
holy shit lmao

this one really got me.

>>7700055
Personally as a /pol/ack I see transition and suicide as the ultimate tribute to slaanesh. Can't wait for my SRS. Will finally be permanently emasculated for my dark mistress.

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>>7700061

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>>7700061
I love posting these in transgender groups that people invite me to on campus. I do so with a plethora of fake Facebook accounts I've accumulated as a professional shit poster over the years. I steal profile pictures from reddit. Absolutely deplorable.

>>7700055
>be a faggot
>think you're trans
>try to transition and fail
>sit in your room all day being mean to trannies on the internet while smoking and doing valium
>eventual suicide because no one likes you

>>7700024
You aren't dumb whatsoever. If you were, I wouldn't enjoy talking to you.

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>>7700075
>try to trans

>>7700076
U b quiet now

Me masturbate doctor invented lady hole

>>7700055
>be me
>be fag
>get tricked into taking estrogen
>too late to stop
>will inevitably suicide some day

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>>7700073
Drags on for too long.

>>7700074
As long as you are having fun it's okay. Trannies are to be made fun of.

>>7700076
Am I dumb?

>>7700066
too real

>>7700072
trip on moap

>>7699991
excuse me, but where did you go for like 2 months?

>>7700085
you have a lot of dumb opinions, thats for sure

im not good

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>>7700081
That's an inprovement for me desu

>>7700080
No. Kill yourself.
>>7700085
I don't talk to you enough to know. Talk to me more.

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>>7700084

>>7700088
The USCSS Nostromo

>>7700085
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer that's for sure.

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>>7700076
I mean maybe I guess idk

>>7700080
God dammit I'm dying rn

>>7700091
same

>>7700092
I saw some pics you were posting on discord last night, I thought you looked pretty cute

>tfw my mum just told me to get a job and now I want to die

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X files marathon is best marathon

Skully is a trans woman for sure.

>>7700099
youre good
a cute lil sushi roll

>>7700051
>after im done getting fat
the thing is, it's very hard to grow muscles while NOT getting fat.

i don't know exactly what your plans are though... maybe you are talking about dropping HRT for the duration of muscle building, but you want to get more feminine before that? that would make sense. if that's what you plan, consider the "feminine" anabolic steroid Anavar or Stanozolol – to make the most of that phase.

if you lived near me, i could help you out with a few more anabolic tricks that are meant to grow muscle specifically WITHOUT increasing masculinity. but that's not likely.

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>>7700105

>>7700102
oh man when I was living with my parents and they did this it was horrible

it was my main trigger for self-harm lol

>>7700081
>be friendless homo
>reddit too much, have trans 'epiphany'
>take hormones for 3 years, try and fail to socially transition
>death seems more appealing every day
>throw away poison pills
>suddenly life is 1000x more tolerable
>thank god every day I escaped

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>>7700105
Nah. Mulder is, though.

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>>7700101
Probably a different amy
I haven't posted pics on discord

>>7700109
Well did you get a job?

>>7700109
Damn
I thought I was just being pathetic
I'm glad I'm not alone

>>7700110
>be trans
>shit post to 4chan
>become an hero

is the new xfiles good?

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>tfw /mtfg/ sees me as a dumbass
I'm actually super okay with this, I've always hated being seen as "the nerdy one".

>>7700105
you shut your whore mouth! scully is hot af

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>>7700120

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>>7700115
I did, but them degrading me while I was searching didn't fucking help. The sole purpose of existence isn't to have a fucking job, western society pathologizes freedom as 'unemployment' and casts you as a hopeless loser if you're not being exploited for labor, it's really quite fucked up

>>7700116
hugg anna

>>7700110
if that really worked, why would you continue to come to tranny threads?
and wouldn't that make you incredibly dysphoric about your body one way or another after being on hrt for 3 years?

>>7700120
You're definitely a nerd though. (And there's nothing wrong with that.)

>>7700122
Is that drakeposter irl

>>7700125
No! No I'm not! I'm just a dumb junkie whore!

>>7700120
you just have really awful political opinions and call everything racist
I still definitely consider you a nerd

>>7700105
scully is beyond hot

when i was younger, i wanted her to do things to me that would make a nun blush

>>7700107
if you're still here I'm trying to hit 200 lbs then trim down a little while also toning up with some cardio and building muscles on my butt thighs and hips area

the point of getting fat since I started at like 150 was to distribute the fat in feminine areas

>>7700129
You mess around with CAD and drones and shit, that's definitely nerdy.

>>7700120
you're both though, amazingly enough

you're a dumb nerd

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>>7700120
They have posted something about your teeth. This picture was my response. I don't know if you had seen that conversation.

t. chaser

am i a dumdum or a smartdude

>>7700123
>hopeless loser
So how would you describe yourself right now?

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>>7700142
smartnim

>>7700098
You are. I promise. You've made me feel like an utter moron at times.

>>7700141
I saw that. So what you like me or something?
>>7700134
:(

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>tfw not cuddling a boy rn and teasing him for having an election before helping him with it

>>7700151
but grace teasing is mean

>>7700151
Do you count ballots?

>>7700151
>teasing him for having an election
Who's bringing politics to /mtfg/ now?

>>7700151
>having an election
"Ara ara president-elect-kun, why are you so pent up~?"

>>7700154
fucked i missed that

yum

>>7700151
who are you erping with now?

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>>7700154
DARN IT I MEANT BONERS
>>7700156
>>7700157
AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA
>>7700153
Not when he likes it
>>7700160
Myself
I'm just laying in bed cuddling my blankets and pillows imagining it's a nonspecific boy that isn't even in my life

>>7700124
Accepting my body for what it is helped my dysphoria more than hormones ever did. And social transition made cross dressing too stressful. I want to enjoy femininity, not spend my whole life worrying that I'll never be woman enough. I like trannies though. I admire your dedication.

>>7700133
>while also toning up with some cardio
don't fall for it, it doesn't work. it's just for people who like to cheat themselves. cardio does nothing, except burning calories and pumping blood to muscles. it actually makes muscle growth harder. it's only good for fat loss. for growth, focus on heavy lifting.

>the point of getting fat since I started at like 150 was to distribute the fat in feminine areas
this makes sense.

>>7700162
Grace you gotta stop being so sexual, just think about cuddling not cock fondling u dork.

>>7700095

>tfw there are no girls who will fuck you back

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>>7700168
What about cock mongling?

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>>7700151
>tfw you're a single-party dictatorship so grace can't tease you about having elections

>>7700147
Oh, sorry ;_;

>>7700168
Who the fuck cuddles without fondling their partner's penis?

>>7700175
pvre and wholesome people you whore of babylon

>>7700166
well that's good to know. I'll do probably an hour of cardio and then do my thigh / butt exercises and finish up with an crunches to get cute 6 pack abs

>>7700173
wow, that is one ancient meme

>>7699565 #
Oh thank you bitch, I'll take your highschool dropout opinion in account the next time I want to know the proper way to wipe my ass

>>7699644 #
>>7699598 #

Holy shit. It was pretentious "woah I'm high" shit joke with Rrobynne

Why are you pople such fucking autists?

I mean you're willing to research a shit joke but take right wing rhetoric at face value.

Dang it phamalam

>>7700177
I'm dead SENPAI

>>7700168
But boys get boners when you cuddle them
I am gonna be less sexual tho cause like I'm an inexperienced virgin idk what i actually like and I shouldn't talk like I know my shit lol
>>7700174
Waaaaaaaaaaa

>>7700029
Be poly...Then you at least have somebody to go cry to when a relationship fails.

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>>7700159
hi chara

>>7700184
did you just pop an artery?

>>7700177
Those exist?

>>7700148
i like you. i only didn't like your disparaging comment about chasers. you know, some of them are humans with feelings. i guess transwomen suffer from excessive number of admirers, same as ciswomen.

>>7700175
Don't apologize. It's a good feel.
>>7700191
Ur a nerd

>>7700188
Yeah you're a dweed stop buying sex toys and trying to be someone's mommy.

>>7700194
I'm sorry.

>>7700184
stop trying to shoehorn politics into everything

i hope you get hot sauce in your eyes for being so retarded

>>7700173
I remember the meta-troll meme where people pretended to be newfags on /b/ and called him "smiling man".

>>7700191
Why haven't u died yet? :(

Drake

>>7700208
*pronounced like sake*

>>7700163
I can understand that, I just feel as though I would hate myself too much for ever starting if I chose to stop now

>replying to drakeposter
shiggy diggy

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>>7700208

>>7700205
hospitals in the US arent dirty
is why im not dead

>>7700195

>>7700197
I didn't buy them myself, my ex did. And I don't mommy people cause I know I cant.

>>7700203
that is the precise reason I filtered her, and have been enjoying my time here much more since

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>>7700217
just b.e. entirely yourself

>>7700216
I love that gif still.

>>7700174
lmao

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does anyone ever hear a song that makes them really depressed that they can't stop listening to or is that just me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCEr4XbyLR8

>tfw crying

>>7700217
do you imagine the dong is your ex when you use them

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>>7700214
>replying to nicotine

How do I know if I like boys or not? I don't get boners anymore so it's hard to tell.

>>7700216
u have the right to bear arms

>>7700221
I am

>>7700232
you just did though

>>7700235
But are you?

>>7700221
what if im nobody

>>7700233
if they sometimes give you squirmy feelings in your lower tummy

its a sensation I didn't get pre-HRT that only guys give me, even though I'm still attracted to women
I find it pretty interesting desu

>>7700233
Make eye contact with a cute guy and see how it makes you feel

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>>7700221
Great advice.

All Grace has to do is fundamentally change everything about herself first.

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>>7700226
ye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQwkbRVqqxU
>>7700233
what do you feel when you see a cute guy?
>>7700151
;~;

>>7700226
Not depressed per se but melancholy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDga7tJL2UU

>>7700228
What's wrong?

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>>7699983
yee

aite for real 3rd times the charm walking out the door

>>7700242
Ok Odysseus

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>>7700237
i knew there was a flaw in my argument somewhere

>>7700239
I'm trying
>>7700248
Nice

>>7700248
this is an amazing pepe

>>7700243
>>7700246
I do get that sometimes... Like, Archie from the new Archie show. He just looks so cute. But most of the time I don't at all, especially when they're very masculine looking.

>>7700246
My flatmate is very conventionally attractive, and he walks around almost naked all the time. That does nothing for me, though!

>>7700201
I'm sorry to have triggered you.
You know that even though alt-reality is mainstream, everywhere isn't a safe space for fascists, right?

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>>7700243
>tfw girls give you this feel

>>7700254
I'm almost out of money but I can't handle a job and they all ask for a motivation letter anyway and I have no motivation and have no idea how to write such a letter and I just wanna die instead so I'll never have a lack of money

>>7700269
It's ok to be gay.

>>7700179
1. exercises without heavy loads do nothing for muscle growth. this includes abs. use something harder than crunches for developing abs.
2. building abs won't give you a sixpack until MUCH later, AFTER you finish building it and AFTER you lose weight. that's because your sixpack will be hidden by fat while it grows.
3. for muscle growth, never train longer than 40 minutes per day.
4. never do cardio on the same day as strength training, other than light warmup.
5. just don't do cardio AT ALL in the months when you are building muscles. cardio is for weight loss, not for weight gain. you need weight gain to build muscles. cardio will only set you back.
6. so you will need to combine your thigh exercise with other strength exercises to make your workout last 30-40 minutes. which is okay, because you'll need to add another strength exercise to develop also buttocks.

just hire me as your trainer already ;)

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>>7700262
I'm just joshing you, Grace. We all like you just the way you are.

Well, most of us anyway.

>>7700269
This happens to me too. Specially since I got on HRT.

>>7700265
imagine a sexual situation with him, like where you know he finds you attractive and he wants you to suck his dick
and the two of you are sitting on the couch together watching a movie

or something more interesting for you, idk imagining that did it for me though

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>>7700269
>tfw only girls give you this feel but also only dick gives you this feel

Sass, I'm digging all these puns you make with your name.
Keep it up

>>7700273
im not tho

>>7700267
What?

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>was out walking with bf
>he turns around and says "what are those?"
>brief paus
>"oh yea there shadows"
Thinking hes lowkey high

>>7700262
so when are you and birdy getting back together?

>Circuit design tonight
Choosing chips to use.

>>7700284
It's also ok to be bi.

>>7700278
Can't please everyone I guess. I just wanna be the best me i can be. And I'm concerned about what my actions do to my friends.

>>7700296
Post diagram. What will it do?

>>7700282
might be a chaser

>>7700291
hanna, i'm glad you found a bf who's just as cute and retarded as you are

i mean this in the nicest way possible, but i'm kind of glad you two can't produce kids

>>7700271
That's horrible; I wish I had some advice that could help you but I don't, maybe someone else will have some advice. Just do your best to keep it together and get through this, okay?

>>7700216
>Hospitals in the US aren't dirty.
Sure thing mon ami
https://www.cdc.gov/hai/surveillance/

>>7700313
I'll try :(
Thanks Joan

>>7700228
>tfw crying
*hugs*
This has been me for the last 2 hours. I've been trying to go out and do some cardio and I keep breaking down in tears.

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>>7700159
what a chara snakking on

>>7700269
tfw no one gives you these feels

>>7700307
I pretty much am but I don't want to be one, I don't want to put some poor girl that doesn't like her penis through having to use it to please me.

>>7700281
Oh no. I think I like boys.

>>7700201
>I'm sorry.
Too terse for me. It can mean several things. Such as: "I'm sorry but I can't help it. I just can't stand people like you." Or: "I'm sorry, I really love you!"

>>7700332
Find some girl that likes her penis then, they exist.

>>7700271
don't you have like social security in the netherlands too?

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hello ladies,
how is your life right this second?

>>7700277
haha thanks thisnis all stuff i didnt know. so once I hit 200lbs I need to do strength training for a few months until the muscle is nice and noticeable and then focus in weight loss and cardio?

when im focusing on muscles ill do thighs and butt and abs and use those fancy ab machines at the gym that add weight to it. I think I got it

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>>7700282
>tfw cute girls give you nerves and you get butterflies
>tfw simply looking at guys doesn't do much of anything, but when they start hitting on you or they start taking control you get the same feel but much more intense

>>7700298
Yay

>>7700283
Lol thanks.

>>7700289
Ooops misreplied. :3

>>7700351
>Psin in the Sass
put your spectacles on, grandma

>>7700349
>so once I hit 200lbs I need to do strength training for a few months until the muscle is nice and noticeable and then focus in weight loss and cardio?
You got it!

>when im focusing on muscles ill do thighs and butt and abs and use those fancy ab machines at the gym that add weight to it. I think I got it
Yes.

>>7700348
Mini orgasming due to peeing

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duh mayne stream meteor is poysuning our watah supply and tuhrning us all gay

>>7700344
That's a pretty slim dating pool, though. Especially since I live in the middle of fucking nowhere and don't have any local trans groups I can look in.

>>7700348
Hey, are you gonna be free to do a voice lesson later tonight?

>>7700350
I'm kinda the same way i think, if a guy shows interest in me it makes me actually attracted to them when I probably wouldn't give a shit if I just saw them.

>>7700337
yeah : /
its awful tough to fight the powers of estrogen forever I suppose

>>7700355
Obrigada!

>>7700348
okay
I keep procrastinating on stuff but everything in life is going fine
>>7700281
>tfw imagining that situation
>tfw no bf
>>7700362
the estrogen in the water made me want to be a girl desu

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Someone tell Scarlet that I love her.

>>7700348
had a pretty good night with my friends :3

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>>7700363
Hey love! I could do tonight but it would be more of a squeeze for my schedule. Anyway we could shoot for tomorrow afternoon? :)

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Is there a name for a mini dress/skirt that well wouldn't be so mini i.e. to my knees or close to them?

>>7700342
No you're right I should stop being so distrustful of chasers. This guy has been chasing me since October and I've been distant, I think I'm gonna give him a blowjob :)

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>>7700348
it's ok, I just showered and made myself look cute, gonna get some sushi and watch comfy anime and try to maximize comfyness :3

>>7700362
Do you think I could call up NBC to up my dose, or would I need to find their supplier? It's only making me half gay so far.

>>7700378
Sure, evening/night is a little better for me but anything works.

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>>7700373
>had a pretty good night with my friends :3
good, love.

>>7700374
k

>>7700373
>I keep procrastinating on stuff but everything in life is going fine
I believe you can overcome the procrastination! Are you Kari? xd

>>7700359
exciting desu

LMAO captcha: Extra Bush

>>7700362
poison me harder

>>7700380
Those are usually just called mid length or midi

>>7700385
>I think I'm gonna give him a blowjob :)
hey its me ur chaser

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>>7700356
ty so much anon
hugg<3

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>>7700392
Thanks.

>>7700374
Please be my friend again...

>>7700188

>I'm an inexperienced virgin
Didn't you have a boyfriend at one point?

>>7700362
poison me daddy

Scarlett! There's one of those creepy autists who obsess over photos and masturbate to them that think that they're in love with you, despite the fact that they've never met you or talked to you!

These people always end up thinking you owe them something, so like, heads up!

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>>7700390
>Sure, evening/night is a little better for me but anything works.
Shall we say tomorrow evening then?

>>7700387
>>7700407

>myself look cute
ada you are always looking cute
>maximize comfyness :3
tfw no ada to cuddle with and be double domm'd by a guy who eventually poisons us
why live?

>>7700405
you are my friend tho anon...

>>7700402
Lol he's too old for 4chan.

>>7700406
We didn't get very far.

>>7700413
how am I supposed to read this?

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>>7700363
I mean on top of that with guys the whole feeling is very sexual. It's a lot less that way with girls, instead of flirting back I just get really shy. Idk why.

>>7700414
Sounds good.

>>7700392
>Extra bush
Lmao that begs the following question:
How do you handle pubes?
Baldie
landing strip
trim triangled

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so who are you fellas rooting for tomorrow?
who do you think is going to win?

personally I think brady is going to get ring #5

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>you can't get pregnant
>but this person can

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>>7700410
Wtf Sass I thought you were cool.

>>7700431
>daily mail

>>7700430
uh
who's the underdog
rooting for them is more exciting

>>7700432
Please, I wanna talk to you again

>>7700421
Subliminally

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>>7700426
I shave every inch of my body that isn't my hair or eyebrows.

>>7700392
>Are you Kari? xd
Nah lol
>>7700430
Fuck the Falcons

>>7700431
I can feel the rage in the comments.
And
>Northerners

>>7700428
its just very ugly and hurts my eyes
seemed pretty accurate from what I skimmed though
#16 is basically as close to a fact as you can get

>>7700430
El Falcones

>>7700385
hahah! what a beautiful world would that be. and you are the only person preventing that.

alright, i understand that you don't want sex with everyone. and i'm not even your chaser. (i'm Korra's chaser.) but kindness is in order ESPECIALLY to those who find you attractive, unless they behave like rapists.

i already sort of regret telling you that because kindness should be something coming from the inside, not taught by others.

Life advice: don't have sex with anyone you wouldn't hold hands with.

>>7700423
maybe you got less experience with girls

or hang ups or something idk

>>7700440
atlanta falcons are the underdog
the city of atlanta has been on a long championship drought in all major professional sports, I believe the last time they won one was in the 60s