collar edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
previous: >>7699803
nimmy thread
Elanna, come~
>tfw no collar
>starting off a nimmy thread with this much lewd
>>7700912
18" but it's matched by my hips.
>>7700910
Sauce?
>try to look at camera while I do girl voice
>feel ridiculous because I still feel like I look masculine
reee
>>7700919
good thread
>>7700927
what are your hips
>>7700922
repost
so is it a weird thing to really like the way my bf smells after work? there's something about that slightly sweaty scent mixed in with his natural smell that just triggers some primal lust inside me
ive heard cis girls mentioning something similar but i thought it was just memes do any of you experience this?
>>7700931
Like 45"
>>7700927
is pic related you?
either way you can just be "pretty sure" you have XXY, you don't like need to be tested for it
is coming out to my grandma via a letter a shitty idea?
i just want to not be in the room when she finds out lol
first for depression
>>7700922
Ooh, you're obedient.. I'm used to breaking brats into submissive sluts. This will be funnnn.
I'm gonna need a sharpie to start with. :3
>>7700940
how long hrt
>that op
I need to pick up a new game to play or anime to watch.
>>7700910
>collar edition
I like this edition.
good job Maeve.
I hope someday when I get married I get a forever collar, that makes my heart melt. I like the discrete kind of collars that are barely visible that you can wear stealth in public :s
>show someone pic
>"wow you look like an elf"
>"I've always wanted to fuck an elf"
Dreams do come true.
>>7700930
https://clyp.it/uzgjssmn
>>7700942
Depends too much on the details of your relationship with her and the rest of your family for us to really say.
>>7700940
>45"
post butte
>>7700941
he looks a lil sad
;_;
>>7700955
similar thing happened to me
>show someone a pic
>"wow you look like a dude"
>"I've always wanted to fuck a dude"
;^)
>>7700962
ye :(
>>7700963
when are you and birdy getting back together?
>>7700941
About half of that list and my body has always looked like that even when I was 150 lbs. I remember struggling to fit into Levi 501s even at that weight, I had to go for some hideous wide fit 511 or some shit. Oh and I have female pattern pubic hair if you know what that means. I really wanna get tested for intersex, validation I guess.
>there are people ITT RIGHT NOW who have kissed other human beings
>>7700935
https://clyp.it/ujtw5w0x
>>7700940
is 36 bad for 18"
>>7700970
>1486057429059.webm
Drake this is a really great post. Very cute. I watched all of it. It was a very lovely post. It was quite cute and lovely. This post was very pretty. Wow puppers and kitters.
>>7700972
can i come in if i didn't feel anything for the people ive kissed
>>7700971
pubic hair pattern changes with time on HRT. so if you are more than ~10 months hrt chances are your pubic hair structure has changed
buy this
http://palmettostatearmory.com/psa-16-carbine-length-5-56-nato-1-7-phosphate-freedom-rifle-kit.html
and this
http://palmettostatearmory.com/psa-blemished-safe-fire-lower.html
put them together
you then need four of these
http://palmettostatearmory.com/magpul-pmag-30-5-56x45-magazine-mag571-blk.html
you also need six of these
http://palmettostatearmory.com/pmc-223a-55gr-fmj-20rd-box.html
>>7700953
>I need to pick up a new game to play or anime to watch.
Why not choose both and watch New Game the anime?
>>7700981
>the people ive kissed
NO
>>7700991
pls i don't have anyone
>>7700987
What are we doing?
We'll need more than that to really operate, though.
>>7700970
I think that was the cutest thing I've ever seen
heaven is probably something like that
>>7700975
elanna post ur girl voice
>>7700996
protecting ourselves
>>7700958
Here ya go
>>7700952
1 year
>>7700986
Nah the doctor noticed it before HRT.
>>7700977
No, you'll be fine I'm sure.
>>7700996
Where are we operating?
>>7700979
attention for the vampire girl
>>7700972
no kisses
i want to get collared
all trips with no kisses
should meet up
for kisses!!
>>7701011
I'll fite u
>tfw getting anxious and antsy
I can't sit for so long these days
Court duty was torture sometimes
Sitting for hours and hours
I'd be constantly bouncing my legs or shifting or something
>>7701015
planning on it!!!
>>7700972
it must be nice to kiss someone and feel love
Has anyone here ever been called "it"? Worse than "he" imo
>>7701019
Bring it onnnn, I'mma kick your shins!
>>7700998
i didnt see any cute girls in that webm
couldnt be heaven
>>7701027
>>7701006
i remember when my cat was that small
she was less annoying back then
>>7701025
>Worse than "he" imo
I'd honestly rather be called it than he.
>>7701025
No, but it'll probably happen if I ever leave fulltime boymode.
>>7701028
Come at me. My shins are made of titanium.
>>7701036
joan will be cute
> Grace "literally impossible to talk to outside of threads"
>"I like to think i'm pretty friendly"
LOL!
>>7701027
i want to submit to someone and have them put a collar on me figuratively
>>7701030
omgg its so cute watching tiny baby animals learning to control their little bodies <3
>>7701044
sounds scary
>>7701041
Hey, don't bully her. She's nice to talk to when you actually get to do so.
>>7701008
>those look so sweet
right? just melt me like a stick of butter... It'd be so sweet getting sweetly collared at your wedding.
>>7701006
>attention for the vampire girl
[insert cute emoji face]
that's an adorbz webm as well. I wish I had a cute little bow like the kitty.
>>7701030
what's your ideal girl, drakey?
>>7701000
https://clyp.it/vqm03try
>>7701011
As much as erping is fun, I do have a girlfriend
>>7701039
Well my shin-kicking boots are made of double-titanium!
Well, I can watch Sora no Woto while I download a new game. Wooo.
I kinda wish I traveled to go hang out with one of my best buddies this weekend but we'll probably be seeing John Wick 2 next weekend together.
>>7701041
I just responded to everyone that sent me a message
>>7701049
<3
thanks anon
>>7701049
Yeah I know but when do you actually get to talk to her?
I can count on my hands the times I've had a real conversation with her since I've known her
>>7701051
Relax boo
Y'don't need to worry. I'm a slut, but I'm a slut with morals <3
>>7701051
your two voices should have a sexual conversation with each other
>>7701055
Maybe it's time I purge my friendlists again.
>>7701054
I bully you because I hugbox you. And sending a message isn't a conversation, you're stone cold 8 times out of ten whenever I try to speak to you
>>7701058
thats all well and good but when are we going to purge the communists?
>>7701022
we can kiss
but not on the mouth
>>7701054
you need the DLC for it to be fun
>>7701050
cute
but the most important part is the soul
as long as she's a cute person and has a good heart its usually enough for me
which actually makes me pretty picky
>>7701034
>less annoying
means you raised her wrong senpai
pets are reflections of their owners
>>7701058
Maybe you should actually talk to us lol instead of giving us the cold shoulder when you're not horny?
>>7701065
oh :(
>>7701062
Who are you?
>>7701061
I'm not an expert, we'd need to learn new stuff together
>>7701070
again who are you
>>7701048
its not rlly kinky
it just means youre theirs
>>7701057
Gimme a script
just got this ad, what does it mean
>>7701074
Why is she not wearing her helmet?
>>7701078
yea that's scary
cuz that makes it easy for you to get hurt
R8 my retarded Halo AR skin. It reminds me of mtfg.
>>7701052
Bring it on
>>7701088
Whats your GT bby gurl?
>>7701074
I am the snow leopard messiah
>>7701074
Learning new stuff together with a cutie such as yourself would be nice~
>>7701102
what
>>7701086
well i suppose its just a thing in a relationship tho
admitting that they are your dominant
>>7701083
Like for real? You saw that on another website
Heyyyy ladieeesss
>>7701100
donutsmyhomi, a remnant from high school
>>7701108
relationships scare me too
>>7701112
i think that card's expired
>>7701083
.........................
>.<
O////o
;-;
>>7701119
Is that so? What if I steal your legs for my own?
My gt smells like peaches.
>>7701111
don't be a silly goose shakira
>>7701114
You should check out /vg/halo general
>but the most important part is the soul
rotten hearted male wishes for a sweet innocent souled female.
>>7701119
i want someone to do that to me
idk i want a girl to do that tho
not a man
its weird
i want to be equal with a man if anything
>>7701127
but they're not detachable! i don't see how you could do that!
i'll give you my legs though, over and over, against your shins!
>>7701112
chris chan has one of those
says something doesnt it
>>7701128
im sorry
is increased flexibility over time something that happens on hrt?
has anyone experienced it?
>>7701116
aww :(
Sometimes I feel like my boy mode isn't very good
>>7701106
it would be more frustrating cause im dumb
but thanks
>>7701126
i just want to cudd and snugg for the rest of my life
>>7701138
Nawww. I get what you mean, though.
Find a girldom that is into collaring and you'll inevitably find yourself with one on your neck~
>>7701148
faye when we double succ??
>>7701145
im just insecure i guess
>>7701148
thats a cutte butte
>>7701152
>I would but playing with people from there would make me feel like garbage
They really suck tho. Sont dont worry. Also you should dont mention that youre trans first. They pretend to be /pol/ but most of them are into traps and gays and such.
>tfw still on class B drugs
How do I ask my chaser if he has coke when I meet him?
>>7701168
I'm barely trans to begin with. It wouldn't be much of an issue. The last /vg/ anything I did was /dg/. And that was cancer.
>go to my mom's house to get my mail
>she pretends we are best friends and nothing is wrong
>uses male pronouns and deadname after several heated arguments of me saying not to do that
>tries to make conversations that get ignored by me
>before i leave wants a hug and for me to say ilu
>just make a disgusted sound and leave
>refrain from saying i actually hate the very sight of you
idk why she's such a psychopath but it's obvious something is serously wrong with her
>>7701013
I wanna collar and leash someone
>>7701161
When you both consent to film and share it with the group.
>>7701187
*kneels*
>>7701179
/hg/ is less cancer imo, but still weird as fuck-. I stopped playing after they got triggered by me saying "getting a gf isnt that hard "
>>7701178
cute isn't even the half of it with these things
they just invoke such a feeling of security and control, they're perfecttt
>>7701190
don't evennnnn
>>7701171
what does a schedule H drug mean?
are they calling me a hon?
>>7701197
Watcha gonna do about it~
>>7701161
Stop confusing my sexuality by using a pretty girl to slowly kiss me and then hold my hair back while she's pushes my head towards a boy we're sharing
>>7701187
omg chaser scum
>>7701150
Well that's what makes it fun. We'd both be dumb, and we'd both be getting to learn something together.
>>7701193
You told the truth though.
>>7701202
I think theres an Incase comic similar to this.
https://discord.gg/G3QQGRv
join my DISCORD PHAGGITS
>>7701205
Oooh
Whats something we could do together?
>>7701184
like mother, like daughter
Would any of you ladies date a guy whose fetishes looked like this?
https://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=78268
>>7701202
faye would you like to share a footlong?
>>7701207
I know but they are bitter virgins who happen to be autistic and kinda ugly so they got super triggered and attacked me and such, so I quit playing with them.
>>7701210
but I'm not allowed to send messages
>>7701217
>daddy dom
h-hi
>>7701220
I'll play it with you anon
>>7701200
-eeexcuse- me? little miss submissive is trying to act out? that's adorable.
keep this up missy you'll end up with a thick leather eternity collar, one that can't be confused for a cute lil necklace.
>>7701217
NO I WOULD NOT
>>7701171
just ask him if he's got any coke and if it gets weird tell him that you meant coca-cola
>>7701228
Nah its fine. I dont have time to play anymore anyways. Started uni and moved out an such. Thanks though!
But you should join them. Just dont try to trigger them!
>>7701212
You mean something else, since I was just talking about learning how to shoot together? I'm not sure. I dunno much about your interests other than guns and fashion. You ever played pen & paper RPGs? I've played GM for a few Pathfinder games (mind you, I'm not that great at one, but I'm more or less the forever GM of my group).
>>7701230
How about you put your money where your mouth is
And maybe put my mouth somewhere while you're at it
>>7701237
>back off bitch shes mine
w-what I just wanted to know if she wanted to go out and get a sandwich
Maeve is such a good girl. I envy the person who will one day break that little ham.
>>7701230
> thick leather eternity collar,
hnghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>7701244
>:V
>>7701231
>100% vanilla
how is this possible
why do you not have some deep-seeded mental problems and insecurities that you subconsciously want to resolve through depraved sex?
>>7701252
because sex makes me feel uncomfortable
>>7701247
>break that little ham
hmmm...
>>7701231
vanilla nim
>>7701226
Hi!
(It's the same chaser you've been talking to).
>>7701107
What
>>7701259
patrician tastes
>>7701208
>>7701266
w-whatever
>>7701264
Are you like
TRYING
to get me interested or something
>>7701240
>You ever played pen & paper RPGs?
I've always wanted to try but never have cause no friends
>I dunno much about your interests other than guns and fashion
videogames
anime
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh..
>>7701273
>sluts
did you not see my results!?!?!?
>>7701266
damn
pls fugg me
>>7701270
sister....
>>7701264
Are you copying me?
>>7701252
>tfw only 78% vanilla
>tfw not pure
>tfw spent weekend in bed playing pokemon and didnt do shit
Im a real catch
>>7701128
Sounds lovely.
>>7701231
I wouldn't either. That said I don't generally judge people by a list of kinks and fetishes >.>
>tfw ur partner is on the mainland and you're really pent up and about to masturbate for the 3rd time in 24 hours
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>7701288
don't smile at me birdbrain
>>7701288
>are you cute?
just under 3 months hrt
not ugly but not cute :(
I feel like everyone here has seen your dick but me
>>7701282
>tfw not pure
>>7701299
LEWD. LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD
>>7701286
good pokemon catching skills has always been something that's gotten me a little hot underneath the collar
>>7701299
Poor little slut, can't you keep yourself pure? They have lockable devices to force that on people like you.
>>7701277
hey look it's my bdsmtest
>>7701299
do you own a dragon dildo?
>>7701310
t-that's pretty dominant
>>7701310
finally another dom
we do it to protect their smiles, right comrade?
>>7701310
>>7701317
>all these doms
>>7701320
scary right
describe grace in one image
where were you when grace became agp?
>>7701333
Bwahaha
>>7701328
Clever daddy
>>7701334
>implying grace isn't a ADHD agp shut in who thinks with their boner not their brain
>>7701310
>They have lockable devices to force that on people like you.
tfw you have one but no dom :'(
Wew I'm all over the place.
I'm thinking of detransing
if I can't deal I'll just jump off a tall building or something.
Im drunk as fuck mtfg where my collar @
>>7701328
>he thinks he can jump the grace queue
>>7701345
>>7701354
Don't tempt me.
>>7701355
But that's precisely how you do it, anon. You decide you want me and you want me enough to beat other men to me.
>>7701349
>but are you smol?
5'9"
;_;
>>7701352
what's up olive
it'd be a shame if you detransed
>>7701349
>yeah you are, you're a shameless little cumrag
spank me harder, daddy!!
>>7701187
BIRDY FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7701197
not quite that for me tho
>>7701197
i love being collared.
>>7701358
I can't help it I'm sorry!
>>7701361
We here at grace wiki corp have a system of doing things, and no one breaks the system.
Now this is my kind of edition
>Would literally rather have a collar than a wedding ring.
...anyway. It is now 28 days until my trip to see my mom. Until I need to tell her the truth about me
go to bed nimmy!
>>7701333
>
>>7701338
*tussles your hair*
>>7701333
what did I miss today
>>7701364
>it'd be a shame if you detransed
nobody would ever think that about me
one of my supportive sisters told me
>its okay if you want to go back to being male
>>7701354
right here
>australian NEETbux is $500 a fortnight and that's just the basic rate
LET ME IN, LET ME IN
>>7701372
>Would literally rather have a collar than a wedding ring
Explains so much about you
>>7701376
Everybody is a slut.
>>7701371
The implication that there's a system in which men have to enter in order to get their time with me objectifies me and that's my fetish.
>>7701374
>
>>7701355
It's a priority queue, sweetie. Anyone can jump ahead. It's just a matter of who she shows an interest in most.
>>7701364
I'm ugly
I'll never be really 'thought of as a woman by the people who care for me
I'll never find someone who will love me as a woman
I'll never succeed in the workplace as a disgusting transfreak
I probably wouldn't even be happy even if all of these problems went away since I'm just generally a sad person
I dunno
I'm probably gonna end it soon
>>7701380
What, precisely, does that explain?
>>7701373
it's not 10:30 yet :(
>>7701385
You can't prove anything
>>7701333
>>7701387
Do you call me sweetie I will cut you
>>7701377
it'd be sad if anyone who was trans detransed
>>7701386
Has little Gracie been a good girl today?
>>7701391
I just want to make sure you sleep so you draw :c
>>7701381
im 6'0 birdy call me smol pls
>>7701379
everything is crazy expensive though
$250 a week for rent in a shitty apartment in a bad neighbourhood
$1.40 a litre for petrol ($5.6 a gallon)
fees for everything
food is expensive
electricity is expensive
go on woolworths.com.au
or coles.com.au and try and do your regular weekly shopping
>>7701381
>>7701384
i think im gonna buy a collar on amazon uwu
>>7701386
>it's a grace gets into another BDSM relationship episode that fails spectacularly like usual
y u gotta be this way,?
>>7701397
Oh darling, are you mad? Don't be mad. Good girls don't get mad~
>>7701381
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7701400
ill fucking rape you dont you dare call me gay
>>7701400
I bet Atlanta is bangin right now considering tomorrow.
>>7701411
I come from a long live of robots NORMIE, don't test me
>>7701405
it's okay, i'd just sleep in the road like the abbos do
>>7701412
ur gay isla :^)
>>7701388
but i do think you're pretty, and i know like when people say that you just think they're hugboxing because that's what i think when say it to me too but i genuinely think that!
you always talk about gendering you as a chick in your posts and stuff, you've made it! and the longer you stay on hrt the better you'll look
im a depressive type as well(i think that's obvious by now) but im just trying to stay hopeful by looking forward and always hoping for the best. it'll all i got
there's also a ton of ways to make money online, you don't have to worry about being discriminated against for being a tranny when you're making your own cash
just try to stay positive olive
>>7701412
Will u be my mommy
inception is an amazing movie ~
>>7701402
but i wanna shitpost ;-;
>>7701398
detransitioning for me would be a matter of taking clippers to my head and stopping hrt.
I look exactly the same so its not like I would revert back to looking any worse than I do now
>>7701412
>isla
>dominant
lel
>>7701423
see i know what youre doin and i aint fallin for it
>>7701426
not sure who you are
>>7701431
I can be a controlling person, thats the part of me thats dominant.
>>7701401
Depends on what daddy thinks a good girl is
>>7701410
I can't help it, it's just how I am.
>>7701422
http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-expensive-country-2gr6q
>>7701429
but but if you draw you get cudds!!!
>>7701409
Prove it
>>7701432
Im an anonposter who chills on the discords
Switch mommys are the best tho
>>7701416
Awwww, you're cute. Is baby gonna REEE? If I test you a little more, are you gonna REEE?
>>7701430
Maybe if you exercised and actually did shit towards your transition instead of sitting at home feeling sorry for yourself all day you'd look half-decent.
>>7701432
lil hat for lil isl
>>7701441
see i dont know what you are like or what you look like tho so :/
>>7701440
Short and vague responses, long periods of quiet
I sure know what the fuck you are doing, and you know that I know, so cut the bullshit you little whore~
>>7701439
mmm..
i do want cudds..
>>7701437
Well how about you sit in Daddy's lap and tell him how your day went? I'll be the judge of whether you were a good girl today.
>>7701448
jojo reference?
>>7701409
>>7701412
ahahahjkhlalkfszf im more alpha than all u friendos fuck the free world
>>7701414
yeah dude 3 hour wait for mexican food unreal
>>7701443
I do do shit that contributes to my transition, including exercise
I don't have a job and I can only afford to get electrolysis once a month.
I only got my middle name changed last week because thats one of the last things that I can do that is in my control.
>>7701451
I'm beginning to think this aggression is a facade
>>7701459
>you
>alpha
>>7701458
>
>>7701460
:thornking:
>>7701459
I will beat the shit out of you, rape you, then leave you to die in an alleyway.
>>7701453
then get to sleep so I can give you tons of cudds <3
>>7701451
Maybe I'm just tired
>>7701445
hug emi
>>7701454
>Daddy's lap
Daddy's lap is one of my favorite places in the world to be. I love when daddy plays with my hair and puts his hand softly around my neck. He loves to inspect my body and how its feminized, slowly grabbing every inch of my body to check for fat.
>>7701460
if you can ever feel me.
>>7701470
i wanna look like that
>>7701448
And the point of me asking is for you to find out, if you want?? If you dont its fine
>>7701467
what if i cant :(
>>7701474
me too
>>7701476
idk what discord youre in
>>7701480
Have you looked in the mirror lately though? Pretty far from alpha.
>>7701478
>self respect
>ANYONE on mtfg
are you new?
>>7701486
u do
>>7701490
Death wouldn't be the only good time sweetie.
>>7701473
zheanna you give me boners when I read what you write
>>7701479
you can!
>>7701490
>drunk af tho
how dornk
>>7701461
oh the name change cost $177 and included a new birth certificate but doesn't include my marker because you need gender reassignment surgery for that and I need a job to get GRS and its hard to get a job when you're an ugly man tranny with no skills and an M on your birth certificate
I'm putting the maximum effort I can muster, I know its not good enough but thats because I am a failure
>>7701498
>Glad to see you're well and stuff.
you must be new here
>>7701480
so you're eating some mexican? what are you gonna EAT
>>7701493
i think im the only person with this
>>7701499
4 minutes x(
>>7701493
I wish I was
I'm just naive and hopeful
>>7701478
I'm having some fun posting on /mtfg/, I'm not entering any sort of commitment right now and not for a while. I'm in no hurry to get fucked up again after my last couple incidents. I've learned from the past and I am far more careful now.
>>7701454
I just played videogames! I'm gonna do some laundry though cause I haven't done that in forever, and then play Total Warhammer
>>7701493
i need to leave this place and find a nice guy
>>7701505
if you had self respect you would be posting anywhere other than 4chan let alone /mtfg/
>>7701482
Fine, you busted me
I have no regrets
>>7701503
buying you pizza now
>>7701506
goodnight emi! <3
>>7701505
lmao
>>7701507
its okay, theres nothing wrong with being an idealist anon
>>7701512
find a bad boy instead, theyre more fun
>>7701508
You shouldn't even entertain them, because you track record makes it hard for me to believe you've learnt from your mistakes.
>>7701486
eh nvm ur too cute for me
>>7701514
Yup. I bet you -do- have a regret or two, though.
>>7701504
I assure you that that poster has been around for a good long while.
>>7701515
>buying you pizza now
but thats birth deaths and marriages in the new qld government building that is all fancy
>>7701518
I'm not even an idealist, I just want my friends here to have some self worth
>>7701523
Such as?
fucking
why are there so many spiders in this game
>>7701518
Hi Phie! How are you this weekend? How is your project going?
>>7701470
isla has a cute penis
lewd
>>7701247
wo
>>7701532
That you didn't have someone biting at your neck, that you didn't have degrading names whispered into your ear.
C'mon, Elanna, it's not hard to figure out. I get you're a useless dumb slut but you could rub some brain cells together for this.
>>7701543
yeah
i was good enough to play competitively with games
but i don't have a very competitive nature so it doesn't work out well
have a good night everyone
>>7701543
trannies are terrible at videogames
>>7701554
goodnight! do your best tomorrow!!!
>>7701519
Trust me, your point about BDSM relationships and stuff going horribly for me has sunk in and I've been giving it thought lately. Especially now that I've come to learn that there are many just bad doms out there. A certain someone gives me flashbacks to my ex hard when he tries it on me. I think i'd rather just relax and not pursue any relationship for now, flirting is okay though and if something happens with a friend of mine then that's okay too.
>>7701549
I mean I had a dildo and that works well enough
I do have an imagination
>>7701558
i've seen it
its cute
cute penis
>what we're assembling could be something truly terrible here
>we may ultimately have to destroy it
-midna, aka best girl
>>7701530
so noble
most people are more like pic related
>>7701543
I am just trying to be nice to the kids, they will grow up soon enough ;-;
>>7701534
I worked like 8 hours today, but I had a few breakthroughs, also wrote like half of one of the minipapers. Shouldve done more technically but I was too slow I guess.
still havent really started with the other project though, which is gonna bite me in the butt v_v
I am miserable tho, I drank the rest of my wine earlier, but bf is pretty sick again so I am sad too :c
>>7701560
I bet you are shit at vidya
>>7701569
slander
>>7701568
Ehhh, I suppose that'd be acceptable.. imagination isn't comparable to sensation, thoughhh~
Anyway, now that's out of your system, I can see the mood-change. The lewdlanna is quite diminished, this is unacceptable.
>>7701543
im really good at video games, i take them way to seriously
>>7701575
I can't let my friends down anymore.
>>7701501
dilating n drunk as fuck holy shit richard poured me some whiskey too this shit fucking blows i hate hard liquor would rather have syth drugs
http://www.strawpoll.me/12272255
>>7701579
being good at vidya isnt hard anon
you just have to think about what youre doing
>>7701591
Go to bed, whiskey'll just make you feel like shit babe. It's ok, we'll be here tomorrow. <3
>>7701564
You're just worth so much more than the relationships you put yourself in. You deserve more than cringy nicknames and every action being sexualised by strange men you met on the Internet.
>>7701558
wattafuk??
>>7701564
its not bad doms, you're just not into bdsm like you think you are or like you want to be and you're trying way too hard to force yourself into it.
like for example, you say you're mainly into ddlg but the way you describe it is just a plain, regular relationship which is FAR from what it actually is.
>>7701593
I wouldn't say all of that is necessarily EASY
but it seems doable
especially losing weight, you just need to be dedicated every day and keep yourself motivated by reminding yourself you'll be able to see results in 2 weeks if you're consistent
>>7701582
I think you underestimate how easy it is to hit your prostate when you have a neovag
Who needs neck bites?
>>7701593
KETOSIS
>>7701615
>I think you underestimate how easy it is to hit your prostate when you have a neovag
that sounds awfully nice...
>>7701508
Sounds like a good day. Be sure to get that laundry done sooner than later. You know how Daddy feels about you letting it pile up!
>>7701478
It is entirely probable that nothing will come of it. The future may be different, but I'm no psychic. In the mean time though, there is nothing harmful about a little bit of flirting.
>>7701615
>Who needs neck bites?
you :3
>>7701616
Fuck off back to a bog you taig fuck
>>7701608
i
thank you
thats really nice of you
>>7701575
>I worked like 8 hours today
Go you, beautiful!
>Shouldve done more technically but I was too slow I guess.
But you did an amazing amount already! You'll be fine and write even more next time.
>I am miserable tho
I wish I could give you a hug and someone to vent to. :)
> but bf is pretty sick again so I am sad too :c
that sucks, my fingers are crossed that he gets well soon. I'm excited, I am going to stay the next week+ with my guy. :D
>>7701615
Uhhh. Elanna needs neckbites. I said so.
It's not a matter of 'this is adequate, it feels excellent', it's a matter of 'holy fuck my eyes are rolling back into my head'.
>:3
>>7701593
I'm in a similar situation as you sheen
I have to lose 50+ lbs and save money for srs/whatever other surgeries I may need
I believe in you and you can do it ^^
>>7701615
srs doesn't relocate your prostate
Anyone have any pets? Post pics pls I need a mood boost
>>7701612
Birdy you don't really know what you're talking about here, please stay out of it.
>>7701640
>>7701640
i do
but
these aren't my cats
>>7701622
oh.
I'm decent at chess (~1800 elo)
>>7701632
Idk, it's pretty damn good
>>7701621
W-whoa, sophie, hi
>>7701619
It reaaaally is
>>7701638
No shit?
It's easy to hit it because you don't need to use your ass anymore
>>7701628
yuarogu
>>7701591
lol vodka is my best friend sometimes
I have no exp with synth drugs, only synths
I just visited my step mom in the hospital and i haven't seen her in like over a year, she flew up from Florida for her specialist doctors here and my dad is flying up next week and i haven't seen him in a year either and im really scared by seeing him
how was your day /mtfg/?
>>7701655
I'm not entirely convinced. I'm going to have to test it out with you.
>>7701640
.
>>7701649
i'm decent at chess when i can fake people out.
what is elo
>>7701656
that they are
>>7701660
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAAA
>>7701599
maybe soon but for now i have to finish this 1 hour of regret u know that feel fml end me
>>7701616
noooooooo lol.
>>7701640
..
>>7701614
brb gonna puKEUUAHAHGHHH
>>7701616
I have to work hard for it? just who do you think you are, slut
>>7701641
I'd say I know plenty considering recent events and everything you've been telling me
you aren't into bdsm if you're throwing fits and getting offended from simple commands, so stop trying to be and stop labeling normal relationships as some form of bdsm, a lot of your issues would suddenly vanish then.
>>7701672
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_rating_system
>>7701680
WAIT ARE YOU GOING OFF OF THE SCREENCAPS WITH MY EX WHERE LITERALLY EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU, CHARA, AND DRAKE SIDED WITH ME AND SAID HE WAS BEING BAD
>>7701676
>side bangs
Is this like the official tranny hair do?
>>7701676
I know those feels intimately, yesm. Drink some water. The regrets will be lessened. This is an order~
>>7701625
Look i'm gonna go to bed, but you gotta be you, not kitten, not pet, not mom, not slave or sub or anythimg similar you gotta be and stay Grace ok?
>>7701688
yes
>>7701676
Wow, it's a literal 1 hour forever?
In 30 years, there are 10,950 days. Regretting 1 hour a day for 30 years would be 10,950 hours of regret. You would be pretty good at regretting, maybe you could even go pro.
>>7701680
hey birdy would you dom someone who was 5'11'"
>>7701696
Thank you friend.
>>7701687
>everyone
>>7701696
even this anon is telling you the same shit that I am but not as bluntly lmao
>>7701702
yes
>>7701622
b-but its fun
>>7701631
ya I hope my content was good, then I really made progress today. if the prelim introduction on tuesday doesnt go well though Ill probably end up not sleeping for 72 hours, lol
>I'm excited, I am going to stay the next week+ with my guy.
YAY! I am happy for you :3
>>7701655
heyo :3
>>7701672
>i'm decent at chess
>what is elo
:thinking:
>>7701649
wew thats really good, I had like a bit over 1500 dwz when I quit playing, thats prob somewhere between 1600 and 1750 elo
>>7701711
That anon's point and your point are two different things.
>>7701707
jotaro is hot
has anyone on /mtfg/ ever been bullied by terfs
This fag obviously clocked me, he just wants to be nice about it.
>>7701688
I'm pretty sure it's blunt bangs.
>>7701700
>10,950 hours of regret
breaks 10,000 hours, so according to Malcom Gladwell, you'd hit mastery by that point
too bad it takes 30 years.
>>7701721
whats a terf
>>7701713
How's ur hangover bae?
>>7701670
How do you propose we go about testing this
>>7701688
>is a common hair style worn by shitloads of young cis women the official tranny hair do?
>>7701719
not really, grace, you're trying too hard to be something you're not either way
>>7701727
your mom
>>7701727
trans exclusionary radical feminists
>>7701713
>:thinking:
PLS NO BULLY
i've only played casual games (pls no bully) i am bad at games (pls no bully) anon-chan used to beat me in like 10 minutes or less (pls no bully)
are you good at chess??? you wanna take me on???? (pls no bully sophie)
were you productive today?
>>7701720
he is. very much so
are you watching part 4 yet?
DIU and Killer Queen are the best part apparently
Do you have siblings, mtfg?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12272315
>>7701676
How tall are you?
>>7701721
no but I think it would be kind of fun
>>7701738
three brothers, it sucks
>>7701721
I've been bullied by my mother, who was a transphobic feminist before I came out to her. Does that count?
>>7701688
Gotta hide the masculine forehead bro
>>7701727
trans-exclusionary radical feminists
They're feminists that view mtfs as men trying to invade women's spaces
>>7701728
Well, -I- only see one way we can test. It involves you regaining your lewd libido and 2 hours of our time. :^)
Maybe ropes.
>>7701738
four brothers, four sisters
>>7701730
Okay so here's the fucking thing
Anon seems to think I'm rushing into unhealthy BDSM relationships because I don't have enough self worth.
You are saying because I had a bad experience with a bad dom, I'm not into it.
I'm not trying to be anything when I do this stuff, you know. I do it because I like it. It's not always gonna go well with every dominant person I meet. Nothing's being forced, I'm trying out things I like.
>>7701743
that counts
>>7701724
Not really no
they abandoned me and cut contact except for when they need help or come up here to visit
im afraid of seeing him because im trying to distance myself from him as much as possible but hes gonna want to see me and hes gonna criticize the way i look probably...
>>7701736
almost done with part four
>>7701742
>three brothers, it sucks
s a m e
and yet im the tallest of them all ;-;
>>7701745
is that what you guys are doing?
>>7701728
I actually didnt have one.
I felt sick last night for a while but then I ate before I went to sleep and apparently that fixed it :3
how was yours?
>>7701736
we could play, but I havent really played in years. I faintly remember playing anon-chan as well, but that mightve been >3 years ago
I started playing when I was repressing, and mostly dropped it once I came out.
pretty productive, I invested like 8 hours today!!
>>7701751
awesome
I'm also inclined to believe she doesn't approve of my transition, but is only paying for it to make herself look like a loving mother
>>7701757
he deserves bullying
hes posted cp multiple times and continues to show himself to be a genuine piece of shit
>>7701738
1 brother and 1 stepsister, both ~5 years older than me
>>7701758
:(
also i remember you talking about your brother trying to take away your 'mones, how's that going?
>>7701762
aw :(
going to visit my family and watch the superb owl and maybe disclose the fact that I'm a massive gay
>>7701766
has really posted CP?
holy guacamole. he's so nice to me.... how curious
my balls hurt A LOT right now and I don't know what to do but I want it to stopp please
;_;
>>7701747
I'll ask my gf ok
>>7701738
1 older sister
The better of the two of us
>>7701761
I didn't have one either but I'm super tired because of work, had to wake up at 3 AM
I hope I did not ramble too much yesterday I start to babble when I've been drinking ;~;
>>7701778
he just wants nudes
then he will post them without consent
he posted pics of me from when i was 15 / 16 / 17
>>7701755
ohhhh nice
i keep meaning to read the manga. are you watching it or reading it?
>>7701761
ohhh if you haven't played in a long time I could possibly win ehue
she's not that great desu, I just suck
>>7701777
whats superb owl?
>>7701778
>has really posted CP?
yes. he's a giant piece of shit, you just haven't been here long enough.
>>7701779
cut them off? put them inside you?
>>7701779
Did you twist them or something, or did something else happen that might explain the pain?
>>7701668
Is she going to be okay?
>>7701782
I wouldnt have noticed if you hadnt told me :3
at least I didnt spaghetti all over you tho, I was pretty worried about that tebeha v_v
>>7701789
maybe you should try your luck one of these days :3
>>7701778
"chaotic neutral" as he says
>>7701772
you wanna hear me cry about how my mother regretted having me until I was 16 and so heavily medicated that I couldn't even think straight or have my own interests, much less disobey?
>>7701789
>whats superb owl?
the super bowl, it's an american thing. Large men slam into eachother and compete for control of a small egg
>>7701794
Awe why were you worrying about spaghettiing?
>>7701806
>you are a target he wants
What does he want from his targets?
that's kinda hot.
i'll stay away.
>>7701813
he just wants nudes and to flirt
he gives nothing other than weird boomerang mushroom cock
as i said like 100 times
isla posted cp of me when we were dating so i posted hers
Thread is old
>>7701793
yeah she has arthritis and has like half her joints replaced with metal, she just had her ankle done.
>>7701800
yeah im still paranoid though and idk if i can get a legit prescription anyway and i feel so much better being on cypro now that i dont want to go back to spiro anyway
>>7701802
>and compete for control of a small egg
i love it
10/10 description
>>7701828
just like me
>>7701824
http://imgur.com/a/p5vgb
>>7701824
yeah
and she obsessively gossips about me now to anyone i talk to
of course id post her shit when she posted mine first
she's actual piece of shit for posting it first lmao
i just took an eye for an eye
and i dont spam about how she posted my cp every chance i get
>>7701782
wtf I had to make my own lunch..
Elanna, you're slacking. 15 lashes.
:3
>>7701824
he thinks i posted it of him
then i lied so he would stop harassing me about it and said i did it
but lizzy apparently knows who posted it
i never even saved the pics he posted.
but yeah weve known each other for many years
>>7701837
considering the nudes were exclusive to you and you admitted to posting them
you just have autism
and should probably kys
i'm writing a screenplay ama
>>7701837
why do people call you ghostie?