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Poor starving and thirsty transgirls need your help, for as little as the cost of a pizza you can put a smile on a transgirls face edition.

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Old Thread >>7687328
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https://thinkprogress.org/trump-wants-less-scrutiny-on-violent-white-supremacists-685c3b0025ef?gi=a6dd2137bd7c#.uyf8skvvy

Don't worry guys
I'm sure these are tranny friendly right wing nutjobs
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>>7688464
leave it in the last thread
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>>7688464
trannies are the natural allies of the alt-right

i think they could have a very strong political and sexual alliance if they wanted to
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hi

>>7688464
this is funny
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>>7688468
go away evil dogger
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>>7688468
But that's a cute doggo
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>>7688448
Isis King is still my waifu, 3D waifus >>>>> 2D waifus
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>>7688464
Having been part of this, not targeting all extremist groups really blows my mind, moving all resources to all Islam when white extremists kill far more people is baffeling
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>>7688480
Trump is the racist-in-chief
I doubt he cares about white extremists
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>>7688466
Why they want to legalize discrimination, I'm not fucking you if you want to take away my rights to education, healthcare, and a free workspace
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>tfw u suffer from crippling dysphoria and ur friend asks you how you're doing and you say 'o-o-ok'
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>>7688480
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>>7688498
Lies and slander!
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does anyone else like drawing diagrams?

also is beep ok?
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It was the right thing to break up with my bf right?

He was too in love with my boyself and didn't want me to become a girl. Even though he tried.

Strangely ok with this. Thanks HRT.
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>>7688488
>>7688488
I'm going to try to be respectful when I say this to you.

You should spend less time in the left wing echo chamber and more time in alt-reality.

fag
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>>7688492
iktf
>go out to see la la land yesterday with bitchface fake friend
>she won't shut up, keeps asking what I've been up to and how I've been doing during the movie
>Start shushing her because people in front of us are giving us the turn-eyeroll combo
>all the while trying not to feel suicidal at all the normally proportioned, normal looking women on screen
>get out of the movie and bitchface asks what I thought
>"haha yeah it was a cute movie I guess"
>it was terrible
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>>7688516
Of course, you shouldn't give up being yourself for someone else.
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>>7688518
Reality has a left wing bias so we must move to the alt-reality
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>>7688516
I'm sorry Amy
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>>7688512
Wait what's up with beep?
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>>7688520
grumpi oliv
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>>7688516
I thought your bf wanted you to transition and was part of what was keeping you from repressing again?
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>>7688530
Emma Stone's not even that pretty, she has a weird alien face and even she made me feel dysphoric.
Why was I born?
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>>7688475
>history
shotadom is still hot as fuck
how can lolidom even compete?
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>>7688531
i guess it just sunk in for him I guess.

>>7688527
It's ok. I'm still gonna be Amy.

>>7688522
Hugg <3
You're the best
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>>7688524
>reality has a left wing bias
why is this such a hard concept for people to comprehend?

alt-reality is the only truth and Lord Dampnut his only prophet
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>>7688116
The only thing I fear is that I won't have lube handy for the day we meet.
A good hatefuck makes for a lot of friction.
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>>7688528
She thought I was stringing her a long and lots of people were constantly telling her I was bad or something, she got pretty upset in a burst this morning and really worried me
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>>7688548
then stop stringing her along you ass
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>>7688541
elenna pls hatefuck me
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>>7688548
I don't really know her well but I think shes doesnt like me now cause of our memery.

:s

she is my fav trip too. y is life so unfair
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>>7688512
Of course, helps me make sense of things.
I read about a guy who wrote a book about lydian scales in jazz, first time I've ever heard of the concept but I can't remember his name for the life of me. For the record I have no idea what a lydian scale is. Something to do with Ancient Greeks???
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>>7688541
>hatefucks are best fucks
why is it that crazy people sex is best sex?
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>>7688562
I think you mean George Russell. I was lecturing about part of it.

>Ancient Greeks???
sure they wrote them too. everyone has cause its so perf

but it's a musical system that essentially plots hierarchy with lydian at the base of it all.
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>>7688563
Idk but some of the best sex I ever had was crazy "I'm not dating you anymore" sex

>>7688559
No I'm taken~
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is it good enough to just hate myself a little less each day
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>>7688541
elanna, I'm sorry, but you will never have me
to me you're just some faggy girl
and I need a lover with soul power
and you ain't got no soul power
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>>7688566
yess that's the guy! Came across him when looking up jazzmen on wikipedia.
>but it's a musical system that essentially plots hierarchy with lydian at the base of it all.
Okay this makes no sense to me lmao I'm dumb.
>>7688563
I'm crazy, I don't have sex.
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>>7688569
:/ okay...
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>>7688572
I know it breaks your little heart that we'll never be together.
You don't have to be bitter about it though.
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>>7688557
People project a lot onto me, I do care about her, but we were never even near talking about anything, we're friends and I've made multiple suggestions about how she'd be happier with someone locally when she talks about finding someone
>>7688561
W..ere you memeing

O...h </3
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>>7688548
You're such an Eddie Vedder you asshole.
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>>7688572
lol
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>>7688576
wow lewd
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>>7688562
>no x-axis labels
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>7688569
How about crazy "I want nothing to do with you after this, don't tell anyone about it" sex.
That's gotta be good, right?
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i-is this edition okay?
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>>7688584
I'm not sure, wanna find out?
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>>7688585
yes it is good
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>>7688589
okay
phew
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>>7688569
>Elanna is no longer a virgin.
how is this even possible? are you even married?
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>>7688583
It's just a visualization of the flow, not an actual numerically accurate graph.
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>>7688588
Alright, but if you tell anyone I'll have to beat you up to save face, I am not a faggot, you know?
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>>7688584
This is really what I want from relationships

Pls just let's enjoy a moment of insanity and then return to our lives ty
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elenna please invite me to your wedding !!
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>>7688588
Whether real lewd or fake lewd, lewd elanna is always a pleasure.
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>>7688585
I just don't like you jumping the shark 5 images earlier.

but it's a good thread
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>>7688576

>Girl spits out the cum
HOW RUDE!
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>>7688598
reminds me of when this sexually appealing guy let my brother suck him, then beat him to prove he wasn't queer.
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God damn had the best few days of my life. Bf took me to a 4 star resturant on a bluff over laguna beach and we walked barefoot in the sand kissing the whole time, then he met my parents and we had vodka and redbulls and beef stroganoff and dank herb and my mom and dad love him

God damn i might be a bride this year
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>>7688577
>W..ere you memeing
>O...h </3
do want me not to be, mommi?

I'm usually into burly men with alpha cocks. Are you beeps mommy tho?

>>7688573
>Okay this makes no sense to me lmao I'm dumb.
its a really complex system but it just measures distance essentially. So on a number line with only positive integers and zero, Lydian is zero. All other sounds that aren't lydian are their own distance away from zero, lydian.
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>>7688607
I'm sorry
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>>7688591
I have had sex out of wedlock :(

>>7688598
That's hot

>>7688602
There's a wedding?

>>7688605
:3
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>>7688562
use a straight edge you heathen
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It's raining and because I'm in an attic I can hear the rain hitting the roof c:
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>>7688614
OMG KAYLA if you get married this year can I come to the wedding? :D
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>>7688612
don't gays have a higher rate of domestic violence though? so doesn't that just make him even more queer?
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>>7688614
I would not let my daughter marry a shorter man.
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>>7688612
Pretty sad, but guys with obvious conflicts between their masculinity and sexual orientation is the funniest thing to me.
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>>7688618
IT'S NOT A PROPER GRAPH!!!!
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>>7688622
Honestly it would be only family
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>>7688614
>marrying someone who said they would drop you if you got srs
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>>7688623
Actually the opposite I think, gay couples have the lowest.
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>>7688507
Hugg Eva. Why are you so excited?
>>7688540
>>reality has a left wing bias
It sounds so arrogant and dismissive of the other side, is why.
>God damn i might be a bride this year
Hey that's great. Glad you're feeling better lately. Don't let people here get you down too much. Focus on what's important in your real life you fucking stoner.
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>>7688631
oh fair enough but like, post pics!
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>>7688635
But lesbians have the highest.
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>>7688626
His height is no one's fucking buisness. Yeah being slightly taller than him is a little weird but i fucking love him and we just say im model sized
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>>7688632
It's ok I'm sure the crippling dysphoria she went on about for years is far too great to be pushed aside in 2 days by chaser dick.
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>>7688637
>>God damn i might be a bride this year
>Hey that's great. Glad you're feeling better lately. Don't let people here get you down too much. Focus on what's important in your real life you fucking stoner.
Meant for >>7688614
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>>7688617
elenna I want to come to your bachelorette party is that okay?
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>>7688615
>burly men with alpha cocks
I mean ... that's basically me...

>beeps momi
>.< why are people treating me like I'm engaged every time I'm nice to someone

It's very like ownershipy it makes me feel uncomfortable
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>>7688638
https://unsee.
cc/nupeziro/
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>>7688644
Reeeee I'm not engaged!
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>>7688639
I hear this a lot, why is this?
>>7688640
>Settling for a 4channer
>Settling for a chaser
>Settling for a short man
Is this really the best trannies can do?
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>>7688524
i don't think reality cares much for politics either way
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>>7688623
Lesbians have higher, gays have lower

And really it's about report rates, I'm pretty sure most people are equally shitty, wealth and bullying/discrimination rates non withstanding
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>>7688614
Is this the same boy that doesn't want you to have SRS?
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>>7688541
oh, i'll fuck you alright

fuck you up, that is
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>>7688656
>why is this?
Lesbians need to get some dick and chill
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>>7688652
no I meant like when he gives you a ring and when you get married in a pretty wedding dress :3
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>>7688652
This picture is normal and not weird.
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>>7688628
>>7688623
Eh, idk, definitely makes him a dick. He claims to be my friend, but he's the kind of guy who would leave me in a K-hole to go play Halo in the other room.
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>>7688637
nim is awake
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>>7688664
Soon

>>7688665
Because he is an angel
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>>7688665
was it just another of his dick I didn't get to see
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>>7688667
>tfw 1 away from trips
Based Nim. Am I invited to the wedding?
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>>7688656

>why is this?
Dunno. Bitches be cray?
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>>7688665
I didn't get to see it but its probably a good thing by the sounds of it because I have innocent eyes
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>>7688675
w-wedding!?
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>>7688670
Apaprently we're sisters
>>7688673
>>7688681
No it was just them holding hands in the car.
>>7688680
I'm okay with this, being dommed by a woman is hot.
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>>7688683
A hypothetical wedding in the future, yes.
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>>7688656

>Short, chaser, 4channer
Someone has to do it. Why not a trans?
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>>7688647
>I mean ... that's basically me...

hmm are you sure
you look pretty feminine and non muscular
could you even pick me up and fuck me?
or pin me down against my will?

>>.< why are people treating me like I'm engaged every time I'm nice to someone
:S ok I just dont want beep to be sad. :(
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>>7688686
>No it was just them holding hands in the car.
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>>7688687
I g-guess
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>>7688700
I'll bring the beer.
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>>7688694

I prefer not being huge, it luls people into a false sense of security, they don't expect to get thrown into a wall and kissed if you're fem
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>>7688707
alcohol is bad
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>>7688712
Well you don't have to drink any.
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>>7688711
so you are saying you could do that, but it would be a surprise due to your appearance?

i have a sensory deprivation kink.
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>>7688694
Also on the real I can talk to you about the other stuff at fayezorbeam
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>>7688599
but when will getting on each other's nerves and saying things you later regret to each other and crying and breaking off communications and waking up with a person who you loved so much and planned your future around, but realizing you are only strangers to one another happen?

that's the real meat and potatoes of relationships desu
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>>7688724
>fayezorbeam
what did she mean by this
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>>7688578
y eddie vedder?
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>>7688730
Skype sorry
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>>7688731
Hi Juniper
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>>7688739
not twerking.

try me @ Dreamsura
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>>7688728
Uhm how bout just like personal growth sex love understanding hugs and kink

Like and some Netflix because it's bomb watching Netflix with your best friend, but I'm kinda annoying if I geek out I like start bouncing up and down and like waving my hands and making an eeeeee sound
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>>7688746
hey buddi
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Are shoulders a good reason to repress
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Hello drama
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>>7688758
Reeeeee

Your manager seemed nice
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I am made of cringe
>>7688758
hi
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>>7688748
>kink
yes
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>>7688759
He's a blithering idiot... Along with everyone else there.

Just a fun recording I forgot about.
.... I always record shit like that just in case everything goes downhill
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>>7688757
id like an answer to this too
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I'm 19, basically pre everything mtf. There's a little nub behind my left nipple, it's hard, and both nipples are really sensitive. I'm pre everything though so i don't know what this is
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>>7688761
A Pretty cringe tho
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>>7688767
interesting
you should see a doctor
>>7688771
U
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How do you fight loneliness?
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ok i just secured a part time job
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>>7688773
tfw not a cisgirl swimming in puppers
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>>7688767
>Dying before you even got to be a girl
Sad.
>>7688774
Codeine.
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>>7688774
holding people
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>>7688774
with cuddles
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>>7688774
comfort food, alcohol and videogames work for me most of the time
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>>7688748
well that sounds better. desu.

but how does growth happen without challenge?

what about if you want to netflix but she's a borderline nerd about modern art and museums and wants to go and experience stuff all the time.

what if later she wants to talk about all the stuff and is ultra interested in your impressions because it makes her understand you better?

that's really annoying.
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>>7688767
sounds like a breast bud, you could have a natural hormone imbalance
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>>7688780
tfw no pupper tub
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>>7688785
gimme alchi
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tfw no nim tub
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>>7688773
Yes
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>>7688780
tfw only one pupper
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>>7688786
I always put real stuff before Netflix, I'm just not around a lot of people that can keep up with me
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>>7688781
finally. come for me sweet death >>7688773
thanks i will
>>7688791
fuck i hope so, even if it's just a little nub it's oddly nice having it
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>>7688774
Having a bf works wonders even if all u transbian fuckers say otherwise
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>>7688800
tfw no valq tub
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>>7688808
>*Shallow dick that'll leave once you lop off your prick
Works wonders
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>>7688781
If you obscure ur face I wil get you
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>>7688815
Why is this image so fucking funny
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>>7688811
I am tub.
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>>7688799
rubadubdub in mah tub
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>>7688815
lol
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>>7688815
>>7688821
me irl
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>>7688829
r u oryx?
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>>7688829
>>7688815
this is some weird autism desu
>>7688781
pls no drugs
>>7688785
I had to cut out alcohol and cut down on comfort food ;_;
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>>7688767
>>7688791
I had a hard thing develop behind my nipple when I was 15 or 16 I asked my doctor about it at the time and she said it's just a normal thing that can happen during teenage puberty and will go away in a while

it could be that maybe it could be something else though
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>>7688797
нa здopóвьe
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>>7688815
this is the funniest thing I have seen this week I think
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>>7688849
yea i got a breast bud when i was 12 and thought it was cancer lol
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>>7688853
im a lightweight so don't make fun of me when i start acting goofy okay
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>>7688853
olev is pretty :3
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>>7688803
Really, what if she's never met anyone that could keep up with her either?
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>>7688860
>being a lightweight at 6'0"
you really are a woman
>>7688862
blyat
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how to know when I start budding?
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>>7688868
you'll look down in the shower and see bobbers uwu
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>>7688867
ye im a good girl so i dont drink a lot

ill probably drink a lot more when i turn 21 tho ^^
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>>7688868
a firm thing will develop behind your nipple
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>>7688815
Why did you cut a full face photo in order to make a composite face of me? What was the point?
>>7688849
She should go to doctor just in case.
>>7688844
I'm sorry I'm sad ;_;
>>7688853
>tfw you will never date Olive because she's straight
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>>7688879
where did you get this image of me
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>>7688872
>>7688875
ok, nothing yet ;_;
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>>7688879
l m a O
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>>7688865
Then they are both probably in the wrong relationship and either they would be good for each other

Or like rip each other apart because they're both alpha
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>>7688879
me on the left
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>>7688884
they'll come soon! :)
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>>7688892
I hope they do!
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>>7688877
>Wanting to date a baby hon
Why?
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>>7688900
She's pretty.
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>>7688894
for me I noticed them starting at around 4 months so just be patient
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>>7688894
you'll be able to tell when they start coming in

it feel likes there's something behind your nipple and then like fat starts to develop around that

at least that's where im at now
>>
>>7688908
He's a boy with long hair and a big jew nose. Hardly pretty even by this place's standards. He has no potential.
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when do boobs stop growing and how to make them not cones?
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why is right boobie not growing but left boobie is
>>
>>7688915
progesterone

im gettin my fill with my cypro
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>>7688913
omg
cnt is that really u???
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>>7688879
why is it always elves who are into the most degenerate shit
>>
>>7688913
Why is this place so hostile?
>>
by why age is it too late to transition? is it different for everyone?
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>>7688917
That's actually really common for cis girls in puberty.
>>
>>7688926
how long until right boobie comes out of it's shell and starting growing
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>>7688917
>tfw right boob growing faster than left boob
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>>7688920
i wish i was on cypro
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>>7688925
Yeah, genetics play a large part. There's no magic age or any real solid rule aside from "younger is better, start ASAP".
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>>7688922
don't say it juni
DON'T SAY IT
YOU'LL BECKON THE WRATH OF OUR LORD AND GOD, MASTER OF PASSING POTENTIAL
>>7688924
bullyanon comes here sometimes.
I think it's she who must not be named
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Serious question; how do you wear women's clothes without getting a boner?
>>
>>7688930
teach me right boobie growth secrets

>>7688931
its okay you're prettier than me so it don't matter
>>
>>7688924
it's just the nature of /mtfg/ and 4chan in general
>>
>>7688936
olive gimme your hair i like it
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>>7688915
they grow for like 6 years even cis boobs start out as cone
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>>7688938
:D
FUCKING CUTE
>>7688939
stfu qt nimmi
yr the most adorable lady
>>7688948
awesome!
>>
>>7688887
lol they probably don't even live in the same time zone, even less probable that they live in the same country.

you actually squee when you geek out? that's so cute.

although I guess things that look good on paper always work out differently in real life...they should probably like get to know each other and stuff.
>>
>>7688928
I don't know how the timeline works for mtfs, but I was lopsided for most of high school.
>>
>>7688925
only time is it definitely too late is like 45+
>>
>>7688951
um are you forgetting what i look like??
>>
>>7688938
be TruTrans
>>
>>7688936
>bullyanon comes here sometimes.
there are loads of bullyanons though
>>
>>7688956
nim
u r cute
i rememeber
don't let dysphoria get to you
<3
>>
>>7688938
quit treating wearing women's clothing as some sort of forbidden fetish
>>
>>7688954
whew made it by a few months!
>>
>>7688964
i didn't know you started transitioning in the late 90s
>>
>>7688954
>>7688964
actually that isn't a definite thing I should have said most likely too late or something
>>
>>7688947
honestly i think it's the part of me I like the most
My hair's always been nice when I've been able to grow it out
of course now I can only grow it out REALLY long because I don't have parents to forcibly hold me down and shave my head
>>7688938
wear tighter underwear
tuck better
cut your balls off
>>7688958
yeah but only one who doesn't shut up about P O T E N T I A L
>>
>>7688938
>getting boners after hrt has destroyed your ability to get them
Also wearing women's clothing never gave me one anyway
>>7688939
only if you teach me left boobie growth secrets :p
>>
>>7688968
You have nice eyes and yeah your hair is lovely.
>>
>>7688956
nim a qt
>>
>>7688933
Do you think it'd be too late by the time I finish uni in 2 years?

http://m.imgur.com/bxojqaM
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>>7688968
you look like yr ready to be kissed
:3
>>
>>7688968
my hair is okay but it's fucked by my hairline :(

i hope hrt brings its back, im gonna try to get on finasteride too

i also don't know anything about like haircare and stuff i just shampoo and condition it every few days

maybe ill learn eventually idk
>>
>>7688973
can do! :D
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>>7688906
amy no
>>
1 (you) = 1 hug from me
>>
>>7688961
>>7688976
hmmmm

hugboxing..
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tfw hairline is fine but my head is fucking huge
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>>7688987
nim h-huggs....
>>
>>7688988
:(
>>
>>7688988
juniper confirmed skull size autist
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>>7688993
eva cudds..
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welp gtg (fast)
>>7688986
(u)
>>7688987
nim no
>>
>>7688993
>>7688998
group hugg
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>>7688998
>>
>>7688968
whoa pretty
>>
>>7688986
(hugg)
>>
>>7688987
no nim didn't you know? Hugboxing is illegal so there's no way anyone would be
you genuinely are th qtest
>>7688980
shampooing and conditioning once every two to three days is a pretty good routine but it's also good to get some leave-in conditioner for when you get out of the shower and your hair is still a bit wet
it helps with frizz and stops your hair from getting sundamaged as much as it would otherwise. I like Vo5.
>>7688979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrne2-gOoqU
>>7688988
iktf
>>
>>7689003
omg calm down eva you're gonna give yourself vertigo!
>>
>>7689000
hugg
>>7689010
hugg
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>>7689012
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>>7689011
do you even know what i look like pham

>>7689011
i use this

http://www.garnierusa.com/products/haircare-whole-blends/honey-treasures-repairing.aspx

i use the hair mask too which i guess is another word for leave-in conditioner?

my hair still gets fizzy tho if i let it air-dry
>>
>>7689013
hugggggggggggg
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>>7689019
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>>7688906
>>
>>7688992
that's a pretty old pic from liike april or may last year I think, I'm at a year and four-ish months now.
I took >>7688853 today for my buddi nim
>>7689004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrne2-gOoqU
>>7689020
nope
but hugboxing is still illegal
there's no way you couldn't be qt
>>
>>7688853
ur cute hmu
>>
>>7689031
do you really have an 11 inch dick
>>
>>7689029
ill show you a pic on discord if you (pinky) promise not to share
>>
>>7689020
>my hair still gets fizzy tho if i let it air-dry
dry it with a tshirt, dont air dry it
idk what you look like or what your hair is like though
hair masques are usually rinsed out afaik, but i could be wrong

>>7689033
hmm
okay
i'll tell u what
i will honestly answer any two (2) questions about myself; just 4 u
are you sure thats the one you wanna ask tho
>>
>>7688938
......... i dont even..........
>>
>>7689020
also weird that your hair gets frizzy if you let it air-dry
mine's the opposite, if I blow-dry it it goes full clown-afro mode but if I just leave it it dries in like wavy niceness
>>
>>7689042
What? Faye does it all the time.
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>>7689016
i thought lauren stopped posting
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>>7689046
Get a boner? No its too estrogenated now
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>>7689040
um
can I redeem this offer at a later date
>>
>>7689016
>>7689051
lauren was a left-com though?
>>
is having an 11 inche penis an attractive trait??
y/n; lemme know pls
>>7689046
its the
>getting a boner when wearing clothes part
idk that is weird to me i suppose, i know alot of people share that experience with you though
>>7689056
yeah sure i guess
>>
>>7689040
>dry it with a tshirt
what does this mean can you explain?
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>>7689039
i have that picture
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What can i do on break if I stop smoking?
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i poste animes doth that maketh me a real girl now
>>7689067
eat food and mobile shitpost
>>
>>7689067
shout expletives at passers by in boyvoice
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>tfw you wanna display your diploma and degree together but the diploma is in your old name
They have to print me a new one if I bring them proof of legal name change, right?
>>
>>7689055
>forgeting about eirping with Sass
I swear you're a fucking Eddie Vedder
>>
>>7689039
omg check your discord dorkwad
>>
>>7689059
Pre-HRT it was a constant thing, post-HRT it's only when putting the clothes on then it goes away after a few minutes, I guess as others say it's because it still feels forbidden in my mind and will stop happening as I wear female clothes more.
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>>7689067
bring in a cheap tetris game from the dollar store :3

>>7689070
lmao, and then look around as if you are trying to find the man who was yelling

>>7689074
yes
they might charge a fee tho
>>
>>7689061
https://youtu.be/428EA1Jryjg

https://youtu.be/ZxeWPzTn2QE

>>7689080
i guess that makes sense
>>
>>7689068
congratulations your a lady now

>>7689067
read twitter and 4chan is what I do usually
>>
>>7689052
lil sushi roll snugg as a bugg
>>
>>7689082
thank u merc ur the best <3
>>
>>7689068
But food has calories ;_;

>>7689070
I don't want to out myself at work if I don't have to ;_;

>>7689081
Me gusta

>>7689083
Same
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>>7689082
I still do follow your hair shrinkage advice. It works. On the right I blowdried it out.
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>>7689023
>huggggggggggggg
>>
>>7689074
Depends on the institution how they go about it.
I had to go through the registrar and have them strike my old name from the record on my transcript.
Regardless, they'll still charge for it.
>>
>>7689074
I'm gonna burn my high school diplomas, no point bothering to update the name on pieces of paper that have been useless to me. My mum is resisting though, she won't hand them over for burning.
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>>7689090
>tfw not a cute lil sushi roll
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>>7689082
merc! what shoes go best with my outfit?
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>>7689108
She knows better than to burn the only thing you'll ever accomplish.
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>>7689110
yea you are
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>>7689092
yw!
>>7689097
yw!
i'm not a proponent of blow drying though, but if it works for you then good
>>7689115
the one closer to the electrical power strip outlet imo
>>
Help I've become much more lewd since I got sensitive nips
>>
>>7689125
My hair is too short to twist after showering that's why I went for blowdrying.
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>>7689121
I dun have a boyfriend to do that to me tho
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>>7689129
yo
taking showers is never boring anymore
just the feeling of the hot water on those areas is

oh my goodness
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>>7689081
How much of a fee? Like 50$? Or like 300$?

>>7689104
Very conservative mormon school, may be difficult, but yeah, I need them to send out another transcript too so I guess I can get that handled too. I hope they dont charge a lot.

>>7689108
Im not sure if its more pathetic to be serious about burning important documents or if its more pathetic that you don't have control of your own legal documents.
Shakira arent you like 20?
You're like British Chris-Chan
Grow up.
>>
any thoughts on Whipping Girl? Always seem to see that whenever someone asks for a book on trans stuff.
>>
>>7689137
I haven't showered alone yet since then
Will try tomorrow
I want my frangi to touch me and use me though aaaaa
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>>7689129
>>
>>7689139
>How much of a fee? Like 50$? Or like 300$?
idk you would have to call and ask
>>
>>7689143
>mfw hrt made me not have boners
Then again I'm only 5 weeks in
>>
>>7689137
I watched this 90s movie about cybercrime or some shit and in it people are wearing these illegal VR headpieces that give them any experience they want. There was a scene with a 40 year old man asking to be an 18 year old girl in the shower lel.
>>7689139
>Im not sure if its more pathetic to be serious about burning important documents
It's my documents I can do what I want with them
>you don't have control of your own legal documents.
I gave them to her only so that they wouldn't be lost because I've moved a lot in the past few years. This was when I was still positive about education. Anyway turn your trip back on Charlotte so I can filter you, filter evaders are cancer.
>>
some of you avatar fagging faggots will love this I bet
>>>/a/152975756
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>>7689150
the more you look like a girl, the fewer boners you get

which is funny, because the more you look like a girl, the *more* boners i get
>>
>>7689157
>tfw you're basically a 40 year old man pretending to be an 18 year old girl
>>
>>7688468
Go away evil dogger.
>>
>>7689160
Chaser pls
I look like a boy lmao
Also I have a gf
Go chase someone else
>>
>>7689164
How old are you Olive?
>>
>>7689173
21
>>
>>7689174
I'm 25
>>
>>7689171
i'm not chasing you, i just come here to make lewd comments at the first opportunity i see
>>
>>7689078
>omg check your discord dorkwad
omg check your discord dorkwad
>>
>>7689164
>tfw you're a 33 year old man pretending to be a woman
>>
>>7689158
please don't encourage them
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>>7689185
sorry. it annoys me too, i was thinking that if more of them did it more often they could get banned for it.
it'd clear up the thread so they'd last longer and also make them far more comfy
>>
>>7689188
lil merc
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>>7689179
>>
>>7689188
mods don't care about this board and I'm pretty sure it doesn't have janitors either
>>
>>7689195
why can't i have any nice things, fucc
>>7689190
lil nimmy
i wish i was little i'm a big giant person @_@
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Tfw making pasta for your sleepover date!

:3
>>
>>7689150
>tfw kinda regret not being able to get erections anymore
I'm happy with all the other effects of hormones, and was happy with not getting them randomly, but now even if I should be turned on by something I can't get off at all. It's frustrating.
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It's the first day of high school. You walk into class with your head hanging low trying not to draw any attention to yourself, wonder what video games you're going to play when you get home. As you take a seat, your teacher stands up and announces to the class:
>alright everybody, to break the ice we're going to do a fun little exercise
>everybody has to come up to the board, tell us a bit about themselves, then place a little smiley sticker that shows us your gender and sexual identities
>anon, you're up first! come on, don't be shy!

What do you do?
>>
>>7689195
it has mods, they just dont do anything unless you post a dissenting political opinion
>>
>>7689204
get a vibrator wand maybe?
>>
>>7689188
For someone who complains about autists and betas on /mtfg/ so much I really don't understand why you browse that board. I left /sci/ because it was too autistic for me even, /a/ is another level. All the other boards are full of weird autists tbqh and that will probably never change. /mtfg/ is the only part of 4chan that I ever come to nowadays (because I have to).
>>7689205
Why is nobody gay? And this is why cis people want to gas us.
>>
>>7689213
Yeah, maybe that would work; I guess I'll give it a try at least.
>>
>>7689205
put sticker on pansexual female leaning nonbinary

also kek at all the cis het people on the bottom where they belong
>>
>>7689205
>all those female stickers in meme sexualities
>the non binary stickers in meme sexualities
fucking tumblr
>>
>>7689206
what do you mean by this? because there is /pol/ spam everyday that either doesn't get deleted or takes like 10 hours to get deleted.
>>
>>7689202
>Tfw making pasta for your
lucky you
>>7689216
i generally dont browse /a/, but i use all of 4chan. 4chan is my best friend.
when no one is there for me in the night, 4chan is there.
when i have a question that i need an answer to, 4chan and google are there. when i need someone to comfort me in my time of need 4chan is there.

just like you come to /mtfg/ there are threads on /a/ I like. I go there lately for a very specific reason, and i doubt i use the board frequently in a week or two.
>>7689205
i'd but bisexual or pansexual
>>
>>7689205
Back then, probably freeze up, look nervous and do nothing. Same reason I wasn't able to come out and transition until recently.
>>
>>7689236
idk any time I talk about alt right stuff I get banned
so I guess they dont mind bait but actual dissent is bannable
>>
>>7689205
that looks like its in an elementary school
preeetty gross honestly
>>
>>7689247
well hopefully next time you stay banned
>>
>>7689205

wow dude that's lame lol
>>
>>7689236
>/pol/
>dissenting political opinion on 4chan
>>7689241
IKTF. Though I personally find /pol/ and /r9k/ have made all the boards unbrowseable with their spam hence I just get my comfort here.
>>7689247
Post about how blacks are genetically inferior on /sci/ I guarantee you will get 300 replies.
>>
>>7689254
it's probably from a GSA club room or something similar quit freaking out
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>>7689255
why?
because you disagree with what I have to say?

>>7689262
I'm not here to bait, I'm here because I'm trans
>>
>>7689262
>>/pol/
>>dissenting political opinion on 4chan
yeah that's why I was confused about what they meant
>>
>>7689266
yes
>>
>>7689205
Hi I'm faye I'm a male lesbian and I like to cook and clean and hope to someday lose to cock
>>
>>7689268
see >>7689016
>>
>>7689272
I think that's how chris chan describes his gender identity as well
>>
>>7689205
well high school me would be straight male

and current me would put straight male
>>
Ohayou gozaimas
>>
>>7689273
thanks for correcting the record
>>
>>7689275
Your a girl though silly
>>
>>7689274
chris chan is a "lesbian"
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tfw
>>
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>>7689278
>>
>>>/r9k/34596316
well?

gonna answer us or what?
>>
>>7689287
heyyy ;)
>>
>>7689292
of course theres worse things than trannies how to trannies even affect you at all
>>
>>7689287
>"please respond"-tier messages
Why do men ever think this is a good idea?
>>
current mood: eating a bowl of cheez-its and contemplating existence
>>
>>7689287
I heard how his heart broke from way over here
>>
>>7689295
what if i'm flirting with a girl and it turns out to be a guy?

what if we kiss before i even find out?
>>
>>7689287
wtf edie i said not to post our DMs
>>
>>7689287
naileD iT
>>
>>7689306
you should mix some m&ms in there
pro tip
>>
>>7689272
Hmmmmmm i'm gonna say this is a fayke.
>>
>>7689308
you'll probably have to kill yourself
>>
>>7689294

loll and who aren't gay, sorry dewd :-)

>>7689299

idek. i saw 5'8" and peaced out. he sent me like 4-5 messages before that too, none of which i responded to.

>>7689307
>>7689310

rip

>>7689309

sorry my man
>>
>>7689287

Well he "lowkey wants to die" now, anyway.
>>
>>7689308
>you flirting with a girl
never going to happen
>>
>>7689324
>tfw you high key want to die
>>
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>>7689321
>i saw 5'8" and peaced out.
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>>7689321
>tfw pathetic manlets are wasting their height while im cursed with mine
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>>7689292
It's strange how hostile /r9k/ is to LGBT when the whole theme of the board is "rejected from society for being different"
>>7689321
Hahahahaha I choked laughing, I love you.
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>>7689327
iktf

>tfw it's more like an overwhelming chorus of death
>>
>>7689299
Hey Shakira I just got a whole heap of lean, and it made me think of you!

This new GP is decent :3
>>
>>7689327
>tfw you high key want to hugg ada
>>
>>7689292
I thought you liked trannies over there
>>
>>7689337
>tfw you high key want to cudd nim
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>>7689241
Lol jk i'm a pig and it's all for me.
>>
>>7689324
>>7689327

honestly dude same lol

>>7689330

sorry man :-(

>>7689332

it's ok to be a manlet my dude, don't call them pathetic! that's mean dude.
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>>7689290
Wie geht's
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is my tranny timeline ok
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I was bullied into transition because I was a manlet. Now I'm fulltime girl and it sucks.
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>>7689345
>tfw you're the opposite of a manlet at 6'2


>but you're a tranny
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>>7689335
Same actually, I got these this morning. I have to filter out the paracetamol first, that's the price of easy OTC opiates I guess.
>>7689354
Am I really the only tranny here that doesn't mind being tall?
>>7689351
Yes
>>
>>7689351
You look like a pre-hrt ftm
>>
>>7689345
manlets are gay :^)
>>
>>7689340
buddu eva~
>>
>>7689358
literally everyone tells me that
>>
>>7689354

gimme that bell :^)

>>7689359

you're gay dude lol
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>>7689345
tfw no swift painless death
why live
>>
>>7689357
>I have to filter out the paracetamol first
just take them all and let what happens happen
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>>7689365
omg im crying
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>>7689357
>opiates

absolutely plebian
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>>7689370
it's okay
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>>7689345
>sorry man :-(
it's okay, we all have our preferences

i never asked to be this small though
>>
>>7689367

dude ik lol. fuck it, there's video games still left to play.

>>7689370

no you're not man lol

>>7689375

well idk dude are you a girl?
>>
>too autistic to manage the interaction of getting my hair cut or styled
>dont cut it for 2 years
>it's extremely long and uneven but it kind of works

i autismed myself into a better hair situation than I had before
>>
>>7689369
Yeah that landed me in hospital once
>>7689371
What do you take then?
>>7689375
Is that the gun from Half-Life 2?
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>>7689379
>well idk dude are you a girl?
edie why

5'7" is only a few inches shorter than average
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>finish up court case
>was sure the defendant was guilty but we couldn't convict him
>have to remember the gory and gross images i was shown knowing he probably got away with it and many questions will never be answered
>>
The diet shake is good, been 5 hours since my last shake and it was only 300 calories. I'm gonna be slim and pretty like my waiful Isis!
>>
>>7689338
it's kind of a love/hate relationship - i mean, i hate them, but i still kinda want to fugg them
>>
>>7689385

DUDE LMAO I'M SORRY MAN I WAS LEGIT ASKING YOU IF YOU WERE A CHICK
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>>7689382
>What do you take then?

psychedelics and dissociatives
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>tfw
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>>7689389
>Isis
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>>7689386
uh what
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>>7689394
I AM A MAN AND HEIGHT HAS NO BEARING ON THAT
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>>7689386
Was it a mob murder?
>>7689397
Hippy-tier
>>7689385
Wow you're a cis-male, I'm so sorry.
>>7689400
Very funny, she's a tranny model.
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>>7689386
dont think of it
think of cute things
>>
>>7689403

DUDE I KNOW!! I WAS GONNA SAY IF YOU WERE A TRANS CHICK THO THEN THAT MIGHT HELP IDK MAN I'M SORRY DUDE I'M SORRY
>>
>>7689403

No, but your bitch tears do ;)
>>
>>7689404
oh I take stimulants too (caffeine/L-theanine, modafinil, sometimes amphetamines) but yeah mostly hippy-tier
>>
>>7689403
There there anon.
We all know men come in many heights. 6', 6'1", 6'2", and even taller!
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>>7689403
>5'8"
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>>7689404
>be tranny
>get to choose any name for yourself
>pick Isis
>>
>>7689414

dude im fuckin dying lmao
>>
>>7689392
thats an understandable stance to take
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>>7689401
I was serving on the jury of a trial and we gave our verdict today.
>>7689406
post cute things for me pls
>>
>>7689386
r u allowed to post publically about jury stuff
>>
>>7689379
ya edie im shooting water out of my eyes
>>
>>7689386
That sucks, I'm sorry to hear it went that way.
>>
>>7689421
what were the arguments for and against?
>>
>>7689422
pretty sure there's no problem if the trial is over
>>
>>7689403
don't worry I don't care about men heights
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>>7689416
>>7689414
>>7689411
>>7689408
>>7689404
you all just made my shit list for perpetuating harmful stereotypes about the manlet community

enjoy your mean (you)s in the future, trannies
>>
>trannies deciding the fate of americans serving on juries
wew
>>
>>7689417
Pretty sure she transed before the world peace organization of the same name showed up. I wonder if the association bothers her? I know I hate that damn Colombian singer.
>>
This is weird.

Not only am I not hating myself, I actually feel good.

I just upped my e dose to 4mg.

Could it be that?
>>
>>7689418
>>7689433

dude i'm sorry man no flame i shouldn't have laughed it's not cool. do your thing height doesn't matter :-) i just like taller guys

>>7689424

ur lyin man!!!
>>
>>7689433
do you at least work out to compensate?
>>
>>7689422
When its over, yes.
>>7689426
ty joany
>>7689427
So it's like
The prosecution was trying to charge the defendant with animal abuse, but their only evidence was a bunch of very flimsy testimony and a few pieces of physical evidence that was irrelevant, aside from a dead dog. There wasn't enough to actually say that beyond a reasonable doubt the man owned the dog and caused the dog harm and disposed of it improperly. He probably did, but as far as the testimony evidence goes things didn't add up and we had to let him go.
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>>7689316
Nope that was real Julia
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>>7689439
yeah, of course

it's easier when you're shorter and you don't have to pump yourself full of steroids for those mad gains that tallfags can only dream of
>>
>>7689442
Did the fact that he voted for Trump come into play at all?
>>
>>7689433
Black women are really cruel.
>>
>>7689436
low hormone lvls can cause depression
>>
>>7689450

honestly dude no flame but the 6'2" looks cuter lol. i like them lanky tho.
>>
>>7689403
Oh, you're sad because a girl on /mtfg/ doesn't like you back? Anon, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have too leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Anon! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.
>>
>>7689448
God damnit. I'm never gonna make it past 2/10

Ummm. Is the Morrison planetarium awesome? Have u been there before?
>>
>>7689442
that's too bad

the dog wasn't like registered to him? was it just a stray he decided to abuse just because?
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>>7689421
>post cute things for me pls
I will try
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>>7689442
>Eating a chicken is not a crime
>Killing your dog is
The West is so stupid sometimes.
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>>7689450
well then you're probably fine if you smell nice and act confident
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>>7689467
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>>7689456
there's a nice cross-section of all races when you check on twitter, but i think black women are just more outspoken in general

sassier too
>>
>>7689450
this was made by a 5'6" manlet guaranteed
5'9" is the minimum height of a boy I would date
>>
i'm sorry dudes really :-( i just wouldn't wanna date a short guy that's just not for me. lots of girls don't mind tho
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>>7689467
its pretty hilarious when you think about it honestly
>>
>>7689480
dudes
>dudes
dudes
>dudes
dudes
>dudes
dudes
>dudes
dudes
>dudes
>>
holy shit i wasnt able to sleep at all

i havent been able to for like 48 hours now

comfort me trannies
>>
>>7689437
no im straight spraying all over my carpet dude
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>>7689488

sup dewd :-)
>>
>>7689488
oh hey ada what's up my dude
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>>7689492
ily drake
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>>7689461
>honestly dude no flame but the 6'2" looks cuter lol. i like them lanky tho.
i think you've been brainwashed (statistically speaking, taller men occupy a greater number of high-responsibility roles in the media industry)

>>7689474
5'7" is the real, non-meme cut-off status for a manlet, but even 5'6" isn't really noticably short, especially in the right shoes
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>>7689467
>The West is so stupid sometimes.
yet its the best we've got

>>7689471
I'd eat dog or cat, I've eaten cheap chinese food so I probably already have.
I've probably already eaten horse.
Turtle and Hamster is supposed to be delicious, I haven't been in the position to eat either yet.
>>
>>7689492
neat, if you stay awake another 48 hours you can keel over and die.
>>
https://clips.twitch
.tv/narcissawright/PuzzledSeahorseBabyRage
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>>7689505
5'6" rly isn't.
i still notice that ppl at that height are taller than me...
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>>7689500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NijvHNEp5b

>>7689508
>crime scenes die if clues arent found in the first 48 hours

its like pottery
>>
>>7689507
fake news

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-nutrition-vegetarian-vegan-idUSKBN13Q5R4
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>>7689495

that's lewd dewd lol

>>7689505

naw man i just get dysphoria if i feel bigger than the guy i'm dating so i like them really tall and skinny, no muscle at all. i'm weird idk

>>7689509

dude is she ok lol
>>
>>7689473
I promise not to be sassy.
>>7689492
Melatonin?
>>7689488
What's your problem bro?
>>7689505
>tfw 5'11"
>tfw everytime I go outside I'm taller than most men
Yeah /fit/ manlet charts are a huge meme.
>>7689507
In this country everyone sperged when supermarkets started selling horse meat, but cow meat was still cool.
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>>7689509
still more sane than robin
>>
>>7689518
(((reuters)))
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2094460/Couple-face-questioning-after-vegan-daughter-suffers-bone-disease.html
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>>7689524
dude im fine my dude
>>
>>7689492
:<
I hope you feel better and can get to sleep soon, dude
>>7689524
horse meat isn't that bad desu. Neither is turtle or alligator
>>
>>7689509
oh my god

...she actually looks much more feminine than last I saw her several months ago, so congrats on that I suppose
but wow I don't even know what to say about this
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>>7689499
not much my dude you know just dude stuff dude
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>>7689509
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>>7689550
Crocodile is on sale here now. 11 quid a steak though.
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>>7689508
Only 48 hours? We can do it!
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>>7689558
jontron is a fucking nazi now, didn't you know?
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>>7689492
Better try and sneak a few hours in soon, Drake.

Wouldn't want your heart giving out now, would you?
>>
>>7689522
wtf you have lewd on the brain
>>
>>7689524
i took a lot of melatonin when i was young so it doesnt work anymore

weed is the only thing that puts me to sleep
but its not working this time around
growing hormones maybe

>>7689550
dude thanks
what a nice girl u are
>>
>>7689552
>tfw you realize she has a better chance of passing than you
>>
Just got denied coverage for srs, please post cute pics to keep me from heroing
>>
>>7689492
dysphoria keeping you awake?
>>
>jontron
>Narcissa wright

Who in the literal fuck are these people?
>>
dysphoria is pretty fun eh my dudes? It's really radical and gnarly
>>
>>7689579
go make your hotsauce old man
>>
>>7689565
Really? I heard he forced Arin Hanson back in the closet.
>>7689572
Ahh tolerance sucks. Well talk to your doc, they have other pills.
>>7689568
Hello froggy.
>>7689577
Join another insurance plan? Idk how it works over there.
>>
>>7689579
jesus christ sass, you really are old
>>
>>7689582
It's not so bad when you live in an alt-reality, friend
>>
>>7689561
yeah it's pricier if you're not near the source
also apparently you can buy a whole alligator for cooking http://www.louisianasbestseafood.com/10606.html
>>7689572
:3
>>7689579
>she doesn't know about narcissa/cosmo
do I have to get off of your lawn
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>>7689589
>I heard he forced Arin Hanson back in the closet.
no he didn't that was Arins wife
Arin is basically a whipped cuck like faye
>>
>>7689589
Cute or funny pictures will hold me over until the phones open to call tomorrow
>>
>>7689578
yes
everytime i dream i imagine having fairy god parents that can turn me into a gril

>>7689568
i do cardio lad
so thats like 24 more hours of no sleep i can endure

>>7689591
she lives in a completely different world than 1st worlders do anon
>>
>>7689591
I dunno maybe I have like other interests.

>>7689587
Why aren't you studying for tomorrow's test little boy?
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>>7689603
>Why aren't you studying for tomorrow's test little boy?
tomorrow isnt a test day
>>
>>7689579

gamers dude!

>>7689582

loll idk dude i don't really think it's that cool
>>
>>7689492
hi

>>7689582
its an abstract feel

>>7689579
>Narcissa wright
tbH this person spooks me.
>>
>>7689606
Are they like ultra good gamers?
>>
>>7689579
idk who they are either don't worry.
its probably kid stuff
>>
>>7689599
>everytime i dream i imagine having fairy god parents that can turn me into a gril
rip
you dont have to live like this
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>>7689589
>Hello froggy.
Good evening, Shakira.

I hope your drone plans are going well. Better have your fun now before private ownership of them is banned by the state.
>>
>>7689609

idk man i'm not a fan of the jontron guy but i think he's a nerdy youtuber type. narcissa was really good at speedrunnin but is now just kinda crazy idk lol
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>>7689606
but wanting to kill yourself is the most hip and rad thing nowadays my dude all the youtubers talk about it like dirty frank

I live my life through several thick impenetrable layers of irony in order to survive
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>>7689605
>tomorrow isnt a test day
Every day is a test day when you have to deal with Sass.

Too bad you can't study to increase your patience.
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>>7689577
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>>7689610
Lol, it's like people getting angry because you don't know what their favorite pokemon look like.
>>
>>7689607
hi z
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>>7689592
I'm glad I don't live in a country where the average IQ is below 80
>>
>>7689617

idk dude i just wear makeup and do my thing yknow? play lots of vidya too. what more can ya do :-)
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>>7689577
.
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>>7689611
>>7689618
yes
this is the exact reason i cant sleep
how did you geniuses figure it out so easily?

>>7689607
is that my vampire waifu
im very tired
and probably gonna bail soon

quick give me attention
>>
>>7689577
how are you feeling now
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>>7689577
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>>7689629
can i into make up without seeing myself?
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>>7689620
>You can't study to increase your patience.
It's called meditation :3
Would you like to do nude meditation with me.

>>7689614
I may actually be too old for this shit
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>>7689577
..
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>>7689636
This one made me smile
>>
>>7689626
>>7689626
ehueehueehueehueehue
>>7689642
what ホケモン is this
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>>7689633
elanna said she used to be edgy like you until she stopped repressing
take the pills drake, not only will you be able to sleep but you will become a cute and nice girl like elanna
>>
>>7689642
that scares me
>>
A friend of mine studying musicology contacted me and wants me to be a character in a short film exploring gender in contemporary music. I guess I'd be myself but like acting?

the story board of the film seems kinda cringey. cis person trying to predict what my life is like. IDK

I think I'm too shy for that.
.
>>7689607
hiii nim :) how are you

>>7689633
>is that my vampire waifu
drake you are so nice, you are the kindest of us all. Why have you not slept, love?
>>
>>7689647
but i already get enough estrogen in my tap water
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>>7689645
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>>7689647
how can we capture drake and force him to transition?

for HER own good?
>>
:(
>>
>>7689650
but estrogen doesnt work without an anti androgen

>>7689652
shadilay sister
>>
>>7689650
clearly not lass
I bet you don't even have boobs
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>>7689640
>Would you like to do nude meditation with me.
Not even if I had the world's loudest rape alarm.

Also, I don't need meditation, since my mind has been honed to a razor's edge and there is no longer any room for improvement.
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>>7689646
why are you typing in half width katakana I couldn't figure out what that said for a minute

>>7689648
I think they are cute
>>
>>7689651
*w*
>>
>>7689660
that one is cute
I like how his skin looks like an elephant's
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>>7689650
>he doesn't filter his tap water
>>
>>7689655
>55
>shadilay sister
>>
>>7689639

idk man i don't think so

>>7689640

same dude lol
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>>7689653
>stef is trans
GRASS IS GREEN?
WATER IS WET?

not surprised but disappointed, my secret dream was for him or andrej to fuck me in the ass rip
>>7689660
i dont have a full width katakana option ;-;
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>>7689655
tell me more
i am deeply interested

>>7689649
i just couldnt sleep
tried last night for like 4 hours and today for like 4 more but i couldnt fall asleep

and waiting around in bed is very boring

did you sleep well tho

>>7689666
REVERSE OSMOSIS TRIPS????
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>>7689666
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>>7689667
even in this god-forsaken thread, kek blesses us
truly he must be praised
>>
>>7689649
Maybe at least give feedback about the story being cringey?
>>
i want srs
>>
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>>7689673
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might as well trip since iom only posting on this board
>>7689670
fuck.
is there a way to not feel like giving up when i see my face?
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>>7689672
>tell me more
>i am deeply interested
in addition to taking pills, do this to become a girl
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>>7689684
uwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
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>>7689628
>I know I'll insult Sass by calling the people in the country that she lives in idiots
Actually it's malnutrition during childhood that cripples brain development lowering IQ permanently. It's really sad, it's one of the causes my company contributes to.
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>>7689672
>i just couldnt sleep
aww I'm sorry to hear that daddy.

>tried last night for like 4 hours
you need a transgirl to hold

>and waiting around in bed is very boring
drake have you ever wanted to be a girl? :3
maybe a young drakette?

>>7689678
yeah, idk maybe its less the storyboard but I'm involved in film and stuff, there is no way the quality is gonna be good. I can't see it looking good and I'll just be a gross hon on film LoL

sounds miserable.
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>>7689685
>is there a way to not feel like giving up when i see my face?
i think you have a cute face pleb, and i'm generally not one to dole out insults willynilly
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>>7689692
just tell the poor to eat vegetables, like surely they can just go to whole foods and get some right?
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>>7689693
>drake have you ever wanted to be a girl?
Yes, she already tried to be a girl and failed miserably, now she's back to being mean and bitter to trannies who were successful. Not sure where this nice girl act is coming from but boo is a complete shit.
>>
>>7689692
How many people are in your company, Sass? Because if it's just you, that's not a lot of company in your company.
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>>7689649
im good

hour and a half practice today! homework and exercise too

productive day ^^

hbu
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>>7689692
I think its more of an explanation for a lot of your posts actually
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>>7689686
are you the same anon months ago that started spamming info after i kept saying go on?

>>7689693
neope
never had the urge in my whole life now that i think about it

i have a dog in my bed at the moment and she's usually good enough to sleep idk if i need a tranny
girls definitely make sleeping 10x better though


>>7689689
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>>7689692
I read somewhere that IQ drops 20 points due to just being poor alone, let alone malnutrition.
which explains why I am so dumb.
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>>7689708
poor sheen
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>>7689692
ooooh so thats why youre a leftist

i didnt know you couldnt help it

x)
>>
>>7689685
we can always tell when you're posting, pleb

you can't hide from us
>>
I think I drank too much for too long and now I'm a non-meme alcoholic
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i want ffs srs and a boyfriend
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>>7689729
you don't need ffs buddi
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>>7689726
I did that before without realizing it and suddenly stopped drinking and then went through withdrawal is was really not fun
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>>7689730
boots is coots
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>>7689729
same
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>>7689708
there's no question you can raise an IQ score a bit by being in school your whole life
its hard totally believe that many black countries are on average mentally retarded by legal definitions
>>
>>7689659
I'm sorry for my late reply but your edginess made me have to get emergency first aid.

>>7689646
Lol then

>>7689670
Dude literally wtf.
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>>7689737
Snuggles are best
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>>7689740
I can think of a reason why that is..
>>
>>7689699
t-thanks. t just like eludes me every time i try
idk i just don't see that.
like i tried but it didn't work
>>7689720
nah, nobody can.
>>7689729
>tfw no ffs or srs
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>>7689743
you should meet my friend nutmeg!
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>>7689726
>>7689736
if you're an alcoholic you should go to a hospital to detox or whatever it can be dangerous if you're not monitored
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>>7689748
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>>7689730
boots is fkn adorable ash
>>7689732
i have a square jaw i just use angles so people dont see that
>>7689745
same :(
>>
>>7689726
if you keep drinking you wont be so depressed about being an alcoholic
>>
>>7689750
it's love at first sight!
>>
>>7689749
yeah it felt like I almost died

I dont drink that much anymore though
>>
im here rn ama
>>
>>7689751
so do i but people keep telling me ill be fine and you're already a girl
>>
>>7689744
human races have different average height, can be more or less susceptible to diseases/conditions, race can be identified by DNA, race can be identified by bone structure...

...but we all must have the same intelligence! because it would be racist if we didn't
>>
>>7689756
how ru
>>
>>7689753
wayy ahead of you girl
>>
>>7689751
>>7689757
You're both my Imoutos~ <3
>>
>>7689756
where on the spectrum are you
>>
>>7689751
>i have a square jaw
blergh this and brow bone are the hautntinp feels that can be surgically fixed
>tfw shoulder and rib cage surgeries don't exist
>>
>>7689764
i-im your younger sister?
>>
>>7689756
what was the hair cut you got like
>>
>>7689757
i dont need ffs
just want it
>>7689766
i just have massive square jaw
i dont have the browbone though
>>7689764
youre a best ash <3
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>>7689768
We'll you said you were turning 21 soon right? So I'm older than you!
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>>7689761
me rn

>>7689769
moody
>>
>>7689700
Dude what are even going to do with our poors now that Trump is building a wall, maybe they'll rebel because they won't have dream to aspire anymore.

This is gonna make a fine xomminiat uprising.

>>7689700
They live with likeless than $1 a day. All the veggies from whole foods come from here tho.

>>7689702
5 and an outsourced delivery person.

>>7689705
Your white privilege has both blinded me and dazzled me. never change.

>>7689711
Dude learn to conjugate. English isn't even that hard of a language.
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>turning 23
>tfw old as fuck
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>>7689771
well, june soon

i-i guess so

big sis ash ^>^
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>tfw ffs never ever
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>>7689729
the feel of my life
>>
>>7689773
it ain't easy bein green
>>
Same
>>
>>7689770
>>7689777
Squee~ x3 I love you girls!
>>
>>7689770
the combo is terrible ;-;
>>
>>7689775
23 will feel young when you're 30
>>
>>7689597
Good luck!
>>7689613
Low on funds as usual and that would be fucked if they banned drones before I even finished mine.
>>
>>7689775
only 7 years left before you hit the tranny wall and have to commit suicide
>>
>>7689778
you don't need it buddi huggu~
>>
>>7689774
>They live with likeless than $1 a day.
if they dont like vegetables then let them eat vegan gluten free cake
>>
>>7689775
!!!!

when is your birthday??
>>
>>7689781
throw lil rock at lan
>>
>>7689787
nose make me really sad among other minor things
>>
>>7689790
in 1 month daddy
>>
>>7689773
do you remember in the movie meet the parents where he talks about milking cats with his father in law
>>
>>7689784
I know but it's getting to the point where most people here are younger than me and I'm only 25.
>>7689786
;_;
>>
>>7689770
i guess it can be a confidence booster if you're always having to compare yourself to cis girls
>>
>>7689796
T-5 years shakira
>>
>>7689781
elenna ples dominate me and sexually beat me up
>>
>>7689792
kissu nosey~~

we all got stuff that worries us, im just not gonna let it to get to me the best i can
>>
>>7689782
^.^

hope you had a good day ash!
>>
>>7689780
its my favourite colour

>>7689795
like it was yesterday
>>
>>7689801
This is like the opposite of something I can do

>>7689791
Ouch
>>
>>7689800
;_;
>>
>>7689806
throw smaller rock at lan
>>
>>7689779
honestly
>>7689782
ash youre the best <3
Love ya too -w-
>>7689783
awh :c
>>7689797
i compare myself to anime boys
>>
>>7689794
oh, I'm turning 23 in 9 days, I thought you meant your bday was gonna be really soon.
>>
>>7689805
is that why your trip is green
>>
>>7689796
you look pretty silly already though not gonna lie

but idk what passed in britain

since your country is kinda incesty in its genetics
>>
>>7689809
lil gay
>>
>>7689811
yes.
>>
>>7689807
I'm jk
maybe by being black you can delay hitting the tranny wall by like a decade
>>
Is anybody here the same age or older than me? This is getting really depressing.
>>
>>7689805
I watched that movie when I was young its a part of my childhood I guess
>>
>>7689806
elanna
you need to force fem drakeposter
>>7689599
>>7689633
>>7689672
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reminder that you're beautiful girls and you're gonna make it!
>>
>>7689730
who r u
>>
>>7689758
>Human races
You see that's where your argument falls apart. There are no races.

The tallest people on this earth during the mid 1500s where the plains indians and patagonians of Argentina/chile.

Literally 500 years later they are amongst the poorest smallest and least educated people in the planet.

I guess that stuff doesn't make sense in alt-reality tho.

>>7689771
Ash when are you getting leave to go back to the job.

Um I'm doing 45 minutes of elliptical every other day and but training the others. Is this good? Should I qdd weights to my routines, iai'm sorr of muscly AtM and trying to lose upowe body mass. Do you have some tips?
>>
>>7689817
can mine be purple
>>
>>7689815
wtf
>>
>>7689774
>white privileged is being able to live in a country of your own race, without the country being borderline retarded
I suppose that really does tend to be true, doesn't it
>>
>>7689819
cfh is the 76 year old anon who was posting earlier
>>
>>7689827
who r u
>>
>>7689822
noo wtf she needs to force fem me and we need to kill drakeposter
>>
>>7689820
same

i remember sneaking in to the cinema to see the sequel with some friends

>>7689829
i do not see why not
>>
>>7689704
>hour and a half practice today!
that's awesome!! :D

persistence is key. <3
i'm writing musick!!
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>politics again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee
>>
>>7689834
elanna can force fem you and drake and birdy
>>
>>7689802
seeing it makes me really sad :c
>>
>>7689835
I watched it on tv during I think
>>
https://youtu.be/IYrdoQAjcww

Thoughts on this horseshit??
>>
>>7689822
If she's still being an edgelord at 19 there really is no hope for her

>>7689808
Ow that hit where the other hit
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>>7689828
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>>7689819
30 here
>>
>>7689843
>tits
Looks good to me.
>>
>>7689835
ok how
>>
>>7689819
there's alot of girls older than you you're not anywhere near the oldest

cfh
squeak
joan
me
elanna
kayla
phiechen
ect ect

you serously need to leave the house more and interact with humans outside of a computer screen that aren't your relatives. . .
>>
>>7689828
interdasting sass
really interdasting
weird how we can tell by DNA where someone's ancestors are from huh? you know DNA tests tell your race, completely definitively?
archaeologists can look at a skull and determine the sex (lol) and the race of the person
do you know these things? you wanna take a 23 and me test?
they don't ask you for your race when you send in your DNA, they TELL you what your race is

are you able to comprehend these things? is this making any sense?
>>
>>7689844
but it was smaller
>>
>>7689843
:let's take a poignant and influential philisophical meditation on existential themes in a time where AI and cyberization is increasingly real and strip all that boring shit out and turn it into a simple action film with a recognizable lead actress to sell soda and popcorn"
>>
the jews did it
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>>7689841
it's okay

it'll be cute and little soon ^>^
>>
>>7689838
yes! must do to get good voice!
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>>7689845
Dogs aren't human it's not really comparable
>>
>>7689840
I don't think force would be required in boo's case, I mean he's basically one step away from being a femboy being so pale and scrawny, he's even got the long hair and baby dick
>>
>>7689843
>tfw idk what 2think about it

>>7689849
idk ask moot
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>>7689850
I feel like I'm gonna be worthless in 5 years. Drake's post really got to me.
>>
>>7689857
idk about soon, ffs is like 30-50k I think :/
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>>7689864
With any luck you won't live that long
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>>7689843
I will probably torrent it sometime if I'm bored and finish other movies

also I don't like how kusanagi always has really sexual and strange clothes while the men wear like normal clothes or action clothes you would expect police or military to wear that bothered me a lot in the anime too
>>
>>7689864
I feel like I am worthless in 0 years.
>>
>>7689860
human race is absolutely real
>>
>people dont know im trans until i tell them
uwu
>>
>>7689862
he's dead
>>
>>7689862
>idk what 2think about it
just nod and say hail hydra
>>
>>7689864
you've got serious life running issues that need to be sorted out ASAP. they all have literally nothing to do with being a tranny too
>>
>>7689865
no hrt do it

be happy!
>>
>>7689876
not my nose :c
>>
>>7689864
>Drake's post really got to me.
don't even, you get all meme-y about suicide every 10 days or so
>>
>>7689877
ye it make it less bulbous
>>
>>7689882
>>7689882
>>7689882
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>>7689864
You should develop some self security and self-esteem
Of all the opinions on the Internet, you care about that faggots??
Lmao, get a fucking grip
>>7689867
>also I don't like how kusanagi always has really sexual and strange clothes while the men wear like normal clothes or action clothes you would expect police or military to wear that bothered me a lot in the anime too
That's pretty standard in most media and it's because men are creating it; it comes down to that
Look at American superheroes
Or even TV and shit
>>
>>7689881
idk, most of of the face stuff won't be helped by hrt
>>
>>7689872
nuh uh

>>7689873
absolutely not
>>
>>7689058
>>7689051

I'm just glad she didn't an hero, i wish i could have said good bye
>>
>>7689789
They mainly eat nixtamalized tortillas and black refried beans in pork fat. It's a hard life.
.>>7689831
You live in america? You think you're white. Lol.

>>7689845
Alt reality has a real wieed way of equating ibreesingbaowxidic ttaighys temperaments and heights.

Dude hiw dobyou get feom thatbto humanity.

>>7689851
Except that's not how gene analisys works at all. Mithochondrial dna is different from Y chromosome dna and if you do a separate analisys of each chromosome, you get didferent results o the haplotype groups you're mostly associated with.

Check yo self dawg.
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