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>>7680348
first for I would be your valentine

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wish me luck at therapy today, /mtfg/

>>7680348
Honestly, if I were trans, I think I would just get a cute chaser bf.

I mean, I'm not a chaser or anything, but it seems to me that the quality of chasers in these threads is pretty high and, what's more, a chaser will always love you for who you are (a tranny) instead of being with you because it's the hip or trendy thing to do (like being with a black woman was 10-15 years ago).

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uh oh i can't find the paper that says when my therapist appointment is tomorrow

guess i'll just go really early, then :/

>>7680358
Good luck at therapy!

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>>7680359

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hey dewds

Oh
Fuck
Valentine's
I forgot I need to buy my ticket for this local lesbian orgy hangout thing
It's gonna b gr8

>>7680361
>important meeting with therapist
>lose the paper
>don't commit the time to memory
you ain't the freshest tomato in the bunch, are you, frangers?

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I'm listening to the kind of gay weebaboo electro stuff u ppls love

>>7680368
:(
im bad at planning and i could've sworn i put the time in my notes app

>>7680367
>It's gonna b gr8
we dont use such language in 2017
surely you meant, its gonna b yuuge

>>7680364
hey

>>7680358
i don't think you need luck, snickerdoodle

i think you need huggs and cuddles (and maybe medication too)

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>>7680375
like lexapro?

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>>7680365
I enjoy vaporwave a lot
Just because it's lazy and derivative doesn't mean it's not enjoyable
Suicide SWUAD is a shitty film, but it's still fun to watch it

>>7680372
And you know it's gonna be great, you know we're gonna have the femmes, and you know the Stemmes, and the studs and the bulldykes and it's gonna be yuuge, and you know men are nasty, they're just a nasty gender

>>7680379
>And you know it's gonna be great, you know we're gonna have the femmes, and you know the Stemmes, and the studs and the bulldykes and it's gonna be yuuge, and you know men are nasty, they're just a nasty gender
we're going to have the best orgy, this country doesn't do good orgies anymore, this is what I have been saying
its going to be yuuge, its going to be great and we will bring lesbian orgies back to the american people

>>7680378
i had something lewder in mind, but yeah, maybe lexapro too

>>7680374

sah dude

are we still posting music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmqF8lwBCZ8

>>7680384
how is medication lewd?
like viagra?

>>7680382
Of course, and you know; it's yuuge, ya know, and while I'm there, you know and I just walk up and grab em right by the pussy, and my dear girlfriend , bless her,, give her a round of applause, you know they bully her, the other lesbians they're bullies, they're mean and they're bullies, but were gonna make the local lesbian community great again, it's gonna be great, it's gonna be yuuge

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>>7680358
hey snicklepickle, you mind if i jump on that after drunk chaser pumps and dumps you?

my lewd snickpics folder is looking a little sparse these days

>>7680392
but me and drunk chaser are getting married

>>7680395

lol only if you refuse sex before marriage...

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dude why do i have so many notifications lol

>>7680402
omg dollface you have been missing for a month

>>7680395
>but me and drunk chaser are getting married
heh, they really broke the mould when they made you

i'll take that as a tentative "yes" and bide my time.

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>>7680402

Ewww dude, real trannys use android ;)

>>7680403
>pic related

>>7680403

what do you mean dude?

>>7680405

i might be switching my dude idk i need a better selfie cam

>>7680404
what's that suppose to mean :<

>>7680406
Android sucks iPhone is life if u get an android I mite have 2 disown you desu
>>7680402
That pof though; damn yo
That's crazy yo Woooooowwwwwwwww
That's crazy son. Damn son woww
Honestly

>>7680406
everyone was really worried about you
you just completely disappeared

>>7680408

i just want a better selfie cam dude mine makes my nose fuckin yuge

>>7680409

what do you mean dude i've been here the whole time

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>>7680407
nothing at all

go have fun in therapy, i have scheming to do

>>7680410
>what do you mean dude i've been here the whole time
no like your mom strung up an excessive amount of christmas lights in your apartment because she thought you were affecting the electrics in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbyXjXtgK24

>>7680410
Bruh
Just take the selfies in snapchat dude, the algorithm corrects the lense error or whatever
Cause yeah the regular lense makes my nose look weird too famm
But Ye just take em in snapchat then save them to memories then export the ones you like later bro

>>7680413

lol dude i love that show
call me eleven dude

>>7680414

i do that dude but it doesn't work idk

>>7680406

So dude, do you like, drop your things or kinda look after them?

>>7680418

i never drop my stuff dude i've never broken a phone or anything lol
well that's a lie actually, i dropped my htc in like 2012 but it was after having it for 3 years so idk

>>7680416
Oh
Damn son
Well shit Bruh idk dude
Maybe you have to like
Get a different camera app
Cause like iirc the built-In iPhone camera isn't that good or something dude but Idr
I have a bunch of apps I bought and never use though
So idk man
I mainly take pictures of my dog

>>7680419

rad dude, cos like, there's this pretty gnar phone called an Xperia XA

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>>7680416
>call me eleven dude
I'm surprised you dont have this gif saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yhEjzjh2Ns

>>7680402
my man, that is a lot of messages

seriously bro

>>7680419
You know what it is
It's the degree of the lense dude
Cause the lense is so small
You need a wide angle lense attachment
That's what it is bro
Easypeasy son

>>7680428
I have the xa and actually it's a really bad phone.

I'm gay and sick

>>7680435
Oh? Whats wrong with it? I have only even played with one, never used one long term... the selfie cam was dope though better than a lot of rear cams :3

>>7680437
same :/

>>7680438
I had the Xperia Z1 compact before and the XA feels like a downgrade in every aspect.
Worse camera, bigger, slower, not waterproof and worse battery life time.

>>7680437
how is the sinus infection btw?

>>7680452
still sick. it blows. it'll take a few days i guess. how are your eyes doing?

>>7680453
>how are your eyes doing?
she's still dating gloomy, so apparently the surgery wasn't a huge success

I feel so horrible today. I want to die.

>>7680455
don't be mean

>>7680453
my left eye is super irritated but i had a checkup planned for today anyway so ill tell them then.
did you have to go to uni like that?

>>7680458
sorry, i'm just mean to people for no reason

you dumb fag

>>7680455
true

>>7680459
Yeah, I did. Classes went fine but I felt like death.

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Hey fags

>>7680457
walk to the store and purchase ice cream
if the walk doesnt help improve your mood then the ice cream will and you can slink under your covers and shovel that chilly treat into your maw until you give yourself a brainfreeze which causes you to cry and that will lead to you feeling better

>>7680450
Don't take this the wrong way, because you may know, but did you know that since the Z3/Z5 you have had to manually change the camera quality? They default to lower MP to save space on photos taken, because people take a gillion pics and never delete any because normies. But you change it once and they are fine forever.

They are not slower than a Z1 :P But I will concede the waterproofing is a let down, and no Xperia has had as good a battery as a Z1... I remember seeing one that lasted nearly a week on power saving mode!

If the XA is shit, there is always the latest LG phone, but they look tacky. I guess there is the Samsung family as well, but they are a glass sandwich and prone to problems like never turning on again one day randomly. I dunno about OPPO and Oneplus, they are good enough, but again, kinda tacky. I guess it depends what you are into :P

>>7680463
that picture is so autistic
also hello Angela
how is your face

>>7680465
I'm fat I need to lose weight. I wish I could just eat to make me feel better temporarily, but thank you.

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>>7680468
It's ok
I feel like a balloon

>>7680457
Cuddle your boyfriend.

>>7680465
And I'm already crying all this time anyways and it's disgusting and I want to stop

>>7680421

dude idk like what app

>>7680428

dude that's the one i was gonna get

>>7680430

dude honestly i should cause it's me

>>7680433

right dude like wtf

>>7680434

dude i like the wide angle lens pics of me 5000000 times better

>>7680460
wtf

>>7680469
stuffed olives or dill pickles are a good snack that satisfies a savory urge
same with nuts, but like
ten nuts not a bag

>>7680476

fuck yeah bro, choice as!

>>7680471
srs next?

>>7680467
>you have had to manually change the camera quality
I know that. Actually you could argue that a worse quality is good because it makes you look more smooth :D

> They are not slower than a Z1
it feels slower tho.

Like, its not really a bad phone, its just overpriced in my opinion. Or at least it was when I got it for 300€ :thinking:

>>7680471
Which procedures did you get done?

>>7680472
I don't have one and my girlfriend lives far away

>>7680478
I'm not even hungry just super depressed. So if I'm going to eat out of frustration, it will be a lot of unhealthy stuff and I'm pretty sure I'll do that soon and then hate myself tomorrow

>>7680359
I also agree with this statement.

>>7680479

do you have that one?

>>7680487

Nah, Nexus 5X but that is because I am a baller ;)

>>7680483

all fair points, its good to know :) I get asked a lot about what phones are good, so it is nice to get some first hand feedback :3

>>7680492

dude how's the cam on that one tho

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I hope that I can get thinn and not look so bad, I hope I am not asking too much

>>7680496

its shiiiiiiiit bro, makes me look like a man...

>>7680500

lol well fuck dude
that's how i feel with my iphone but only cause it makes my nose look fuckin yuge

>>7680499
Why don't you just be like me and buy microwave veg packs

HRT made my shit smell like wonton soup
wtf

>>7680506
does it taste like wonton soup?

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>>7680481
That or BA

>>7680483
Just a second chin/jaw shave and secondary fat grafting

>>7680506
Tasty

>>7680519
vag before new tits imho

>>7680523
Putting my body through hell especially at my age is wearing me down

>when your neovag smells like a real one

i thought they were supposed to smell terrible and not normal?

also, does anyone else get like a slight amount of white discharge?

>>7680501
Uge nose :( iktf... tho more free air, I guess :P

>>7680519
Do you have a before/after of your jaw?

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>>7680534
Only this one and this was after the first jaw surgery which went awful.

hi

im a quick shot now, need maybe 20 seconds to cum. (yes i am on hrt)
will it get better after srs

Hello Ladies,

I know the in-vogue thing to do these days is to pretend you're a female. As such, it makes sense to assume that none of you are able to actually resist your newfound biological instinct to be with a man.

With that said, I offer myself - a 24 year old, 225 pound, lean/muscular 6'1, successful business owner with extensive ties in the travel industry

Add me on steam if you live in the USA and aren't afraid of flying. This is a serious offer, I won't make it weird. Username: njoenka

>tfw as years go by it is becoming clear that edie is best girl

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>>7680543
Fresh pasta?

>>7680544
You mean best They

>>7680543
http://steamcommunity.com/id/njoenka
but it says you are from the netherlands

>>7680546
I can agree with Jordan B. Peterson and love Edie.

listening to beach house makes me so darn emotional ;_;

>>7680552
Edie is a one-trick pony

>>7680531

loll ya i guess

>>7680544

i appreciate that dude

im worst girl

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>>7680544
>best girl
>not robin

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>>7680566
you're not even on the list though

>>7680543
You seem like a cuck.

>>7680567
Beep is best girl.
Beep is going to be my wife someday.

Is it normal that skin from my dick peels off?

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>>7680571
Lmao
I gotta step up my game to be the best villian

>>7680571
i cracked up at the description of CNT

>>7680571
im offended

>>7680571
is that drake poster in the bottom right :33?

>>7680588
You don't get to be on the list unless you transition

>>7680571
>no yume
>no PoTC
kys

>>7680590
That's shakira

>>7680358
U never sent me your resumee! :(

Good luck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IZtDOuubT4

Death to Spartan <3

>>7680582
That potential tho.

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>>7680623
Let us be the best villains, sassy

>tfw third degree burns on my dick

Repression Gen is hilarious

The new recruits are all arrogant and full of confidence and the veterans are broken and scared

>>7680630
is there really a repression gen

>>7680620
>>7680630
Repression: never again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur31IcG-1qg
>what happens when you refuse to stop repressing

>>7680588
have you not slept or did you get up early?

>>7680624
I dunno bby, It seems like a lot of effort keeping a dossier on everyone just in case.

Besides people on this board think I'm a shitskin commie SJW so that makes me sort of a villain.

I dunno if being chaotic neutral permits me to be a true villain anyhow.

>>7680635
He lives in the land of eternal darkness, day and night have no meaning to him until it becomes the land of eternal sunshine.

>>7680637
I didn't think you were a commie, I thought you just loved Mrs clinton

>>7680637
Don't need a dossier
Just need your memory

>>7680638
I guess I should have known that by now

>>7680634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUrRnjZ0rXI


>when you stop repressing so she can be saved

>>7680637
>CN
please, more like LE

>Besides people on this board think I'm a shitskin commie SJW so that makes me sort of a villain.
>I'm a shitskin commie SJW
>I'm a shitskin

wow.

>>7680645

Hey that's the one from the other day too!

^ω^
^ω^
^ω^
im a goof girl

>>7680648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YykCz0f3Vk

>how it feels trying to get through to repressors

My mum is out and the mailman should come by any second but my mum is also coming home soon
hlep

>>7680639
I do love her, she's been my pretend mommy for some 20 years.

I'm not actually a commy seeing as I'm entrepreneur who believes in free trade

>>7680640
I can barely remember if I'm a boy or a girl these days.

>>7680647
Well not all people, there are people who like me and I'm lucky to count as friends.

Maybe the shitskin is stretching it a bit, but the word spic gets thrown around too casually here for my taste, and never have I seen anyone argue against the illegal immigrant detention centers which are exactly the same as the japanese american concentration camps where people like me are being held in the US for years at a time, awaiting deportation.

>>7680660
uh oh
maybe try to be very close to the staircase or act as if you're doing stuff in the garage

>>7680660
iktf

Is it normal that skin from my dick peels off on hrt?
Is that how it's supposed to shrink?

>>7680633
Llevame contigo

>>7680660
>why are you waiting outside for the mailman?
>because I have embarrassing mail I don't want you to see
>you don't need to be embarrassed
>it is a dildo and a butt plug

Gets em every time

>>7680663
>commit crime
>get locked up
Damn that's some cruel and unusual punishment right there!

>>7680630


>How you think fighting dysphoria will be like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH7fB8Ml8ro


>How it actually is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p25bS4VXYq8

>>7680674

Anna, you should know only white people understand satire...

>>7680663
>I'm not actually a commy seeing as I'm entrepreneur who believes in free trade
>free

sounds pretty commie to me!

>but the word spic gets thrown around too casually here for my taste

literally never seen anyone call anyone else a spic, besides even if they did stop and think for a second about where you are...

This may be /lgbt/ but it is still 4chan.

>>7680674
I don't want to fight with you, because I consider you a friend and since you're clearly misinformed, or think you're informed by the "correct" sources.

But to minimize and ridicule people who are targeted by a government for expulsion of their country because of their physical appearance as some sort of shit fox news "talking point" really makes me think less of you.

So yeah. Good luck with life.

>>7680674
i wish i could lock sass up in an oubliette in my garden

i'd go out there every morning and pour ice cold water on her

>>7680684
>because of their physical appearance
Interesting argument. I'd like to see proof of this.

>>7680686
Sass is nice but she's a bit of a dummy sometimes

>>7680683
Yeah, that's not satire.

Also maye I'm too sensitive today. Anyhow later bitches I'm off to laser muh face

>>7680697
you're too sensitive every day

you bleedin heart lib

>>7680682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX_C4U-SPCI

>how baby trans picture HRT

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>>7680699
( ;_;)

>>7680689
>Mfw
You're really dense, you know? There have been leaked memos from police on targeting people who speak Spanish or look Hispanic

>>7680708
Yeah well of course you check groups more when they have an exceptionally high percentage of illegals, but they're there because they're illegal not because they're Hispanic.
Ethnic profiling is a very useful way to combat crime

>>7680697

Yeah, no, I understand you don't get satire... Its a white people thing.

>>7680708

leaked memos that prove police target criminals... fucking shocker that one...

>>7680709
>supporting racial profiling
authoritarian cuck.

>>7680711
Police in America also profile, target, and harass trannies for "existing while trans", but I'm sure you can get people here to defend that since a significant chunk of /mtfg/ never goes outside and thus runs no risk of any harassment from cops.

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>>7680708

>>7680712
>hmm, who could be behind all these terrorist attacks
>is it ahmed ibn-walleed, the local radical cleric who's been preaching hatred for the west at the local mosque for the past 5 years, and has been taking mysterious trips to the middle east for some time now
>or is it 87 year old betty cake, the town grandma and local volunteer gardener
go on, tell me you'd investigate these two people equally

>>7680726
Why is it always terrorism with you people? Racial profiling in the US is largely just used to terrorize minority communities and to send black guys to jail for smoking weed while white frat bros get sent away with a slap in the wrist. No wonder your shit country has a higher incarceration rate than the USSR under Stalin.

>>7680729
Black people smoking weed are still committing a crime so it's good they get punished.
The law should be changed, but as long as it's not it should be enforced.

>>7680732
But it's not enforced equally, lol. It's not designed to be enforced equally and even if repealed they'll find different laws to enforce unequally. "The law is the law" is the ramblings of an authoritarian.

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>>7680348
Sheeen!!!

>>7680720
Nico you keep complaining about other countries and live in a very protected country. Focus on finding a job and stop worrying about it so much

>>7680729
your question dodging aside, i guess you could technically make an argument that THAT particular kind of racial profiling doesn't really serve too much of a purpose

also, although i do come from a shit country, it's not the USA

>>7680740
Oryx you're a fucking NEET by your own admission. Focus on getting access to NHS mental care and stop filter evading, you schizophrenic.

>>7680736
>"The law is the law" is the ramblings of an authoritarian.
I'm a fucking law student of course I think the law is the law
If there's laws against enforcing inequally they should also be enforced. If there's not, there probably should be one, but until then there literally is no problem

>>7680720

Yeah america is the retarded land of the retards. Thank christ the jews are running the show, because the rest of them are fucking spastic.
>Police in America also profile, target, and harass trannies for "existing while trans"
That is what you get for believing in jesus. To be fucking brutally honest.
There are morons on mtfg that are trans yet somehow still attend church or act like they are living a christian life... it is so stupid, like seriously, what the actual fuck?
There will be no true separation of church and state until the filth of religion is wiped clean from society.
>Racial profiling in the US is largely just used to terrorize minority communities and to send black guys to jail for smoking weed while white frat bros get sent away with a slap in the wrist.
Wow... you arent that stupid, I know you arent. Please don't tell me you are this retarded... Come on, you don't throw productive members of society into jail for letting loose on private property. But jobless niggers smoking weed and whatever else they do in their spare time, they need help and rehabilitation. Your gripe is actually misdirected, it is with the justice system and it's method of reform, not with law enforcement.

>>7680744
Remember when we made out and you got butt busted that I declined your sexual advance? XD Also you're not a doctor, just mentally ill like the rest of us here. Now go find a job before your visa runs out. Did you improve your social skills by the way? Tara said you were nice.

>>7680709
Your white exceptionalism is showing

>put more cops in one area because of statistics
>find more of the crime
>arrest harder because they have records because you found more of their crime
>send them to jail more because they have more priors because you arrest more because you have more people there
>make statistics about more of them being in jail
>send more cops there because there are statistics about more of them being in jail

It's a cycle, it's unconstitutional and it doesn't work

>>7680746
I don't think you understand how policing systems work under racially hierarchical countries as the United States. Law enforcement is just an instrument to maintain existing structures of power. Laws are happily broken by the powerful all the time and while supposedly every "democracy" in the planet codifies equal enforcement, the reality is that its all fiction.
>>7680755
>durr whites are inherently productive and blacks are all criminals
t. Spooky McSpectre

why cant i die
i just want to die

im sick of having a man body

>>7680757
n-nicotine made out with oryx?

>>7680758
>it's unconstitutional
Well thank you Mrs. Supreme Court judge!
I'm very glad to get your insightful view on this issue.

>>7680759
Right so because powerful people commit crimes others are allowed to break the law? Equal enforcement doesn't matter, I'd rather have unequal enforcement than no enforcement

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>>7680762
Its not the first time its been mentioned. Also if you look back Nico said I wasn't that bad. Shakira just influenced her becausw, while I did persist in Shakira going outside and learning the social skills needed that would help her in the run long, it was declined and forum drama here not helping despite how autismal everyone can get. Lurk a bit

i wanna die die die die die die die

but im too pussy to do it on my own

i wanna diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>7680755
>there are christians
You mean Korra, and how she calls trans lesbians and anyone with even light kink (like using toys) sexual deviants and rage posts about how she doesn't understand it

I'll never get that kaitlyn Jenner type who says she doesn't believe in gay marriage or something like that while being married three times to women, and rubbing shenises with another trans woman

>>7680757
1) I was drunk and in a particularly desperate moment in my life. Seeing you was basically an episode of temporary insanity. Hence why I turned down all of your offers to hang out again after I started getting my life together.
2) You made a sexual advance towards me and then refused it yourself because you're insane.
3) I have decent enough social skills that I don't need to take advice from you. I'm not Shakira. Don't condescend to me, bitch, I've made it much farther in life than you and will continue to do so.

>>7680771
i hate you faye

you're pretty and have a nice body, ill never be like you

i hate youuuu

>>7680767
It literally was ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court, they still do it, just unofficially, but if it's institutionalized it'll get shut down, and even if it's not and the department of justice finds a trend in your pricint, everyone's getting fired

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sitt

>>7680777
Then it is to be assumed that if the DoJ doesn't find anything there is nothing happening

>>7680767
You literally ignored Faye's entire argument over a single word lol. You have no issue with unequal enforcement because it doesn't affect you but you believe in the spook that the law should be supreme because of Reasons even if the law is unjust. You're essentially the perfect lemming for any authoritarian state.

LF GF. Will pay for HRT, laz0rs, and all that jazz.
Won't touch your peen.
Will touch your butt, boobs and other body parts. Cuddles are nice.

Bonus points if you're into nerdy shit like video games and science.

Absolute weaboos need not apply, partial weaboos are welcome to try.

I really hope these personal ads are a meme

>>7680783
I'm not sure it works that way.

>>7680782
If you get policed heavily and still not commit any crimes there is literally nothing the police can do lol
>but you believe in the spook that the law should be supreme because of Reasons even if the law is unjust
Justice is fully subjective and law is the only measure of which we have and as such should indeed be supreme.

what if i'm actually a cis guy who just feels more comfortable being in a female body?
like that's probably not impossible

>>7680781
Just not a pattern, and it normally takes years, but yes if they do an audit and find nothing I would say there was no evidence,

Of course they only care about blacks and Mexicans and not super rare groups like trans women

>>7680769
goddamnit nicotine, get your shit together

>>7680712
if you're walking alone at night, would you be more scared of a 6' tall 20-something year old man, or a 5' tall old lady?

if you're not equally afraid of both, you're profiling.
you don't actually know for a fact who is more of a threat, you're basing it off of logic and prior experience

>>7680787
If you want your peen touched, that's fine. I know there are other people out there who prefer it left alone.

>>7680788
>If you get policed heavily and still not commit any crimes there is literally nothing the police can do lol
Policemen literally murder civilians all the damn time in the US but white people its okay because they're black lol.
>Law should be supreme.
I don't see how you can be opposed to communist states then, after all, the law is the law.

Am I self centered?? What can I do to make my relationships and mtfg better?

>>7680789
That's what being a tranny is dummy

>>7680774
>I have decent enough social skills that I don't need to take advice from you. I'm not Shakira.
lmaoo

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>>7680774
I guess your drunkness wasn't actually the deafness you have in one ear or social awkwardness. Also you came onto me, hope you can restrain yourself around the others when they come visit London. If you've made it so far in life why haven't you presented how you truly feel and instead dogde questions people ask and rage about the authority? Its probably better to repress I guess. Worked for Spartan

>>7680793
She can take of herself. I hope Shakira got that job though

>>7680789
It's totally possible, it's what you call being trans

>>7680798
stop being cute and tiny and everything i will never be (except autistic, we both got that covered homegirl)

>>7680797
>Policemen literally murder civilians all the damn time in the US but white people its okay because they're black lol.
honestly fucking retarded
if black people didn't kill each other in staggering numbers, the handful of deaths by police officers would be a lot more meaningful

>>7680793
I got my shit together and never saw Oryx again and she's massively butthurt that I don't want to hang out with an autist who mumbles her words and has worse pronunciation than a self-taught hispanic, IE, me.
>>7680802
Oryx you actually mumble all your god damn words, I'm not "deaf", I told you that to be polite. I have english language conversations with people every single god damn day and I have no issues. You literally just talk like a retard.

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>>7680798
Be yourself beepy =]

>>7680804
Elanna pls dont do drugs..

>>7680788
You do know the best way to lower crime is with big data based analysis of reported crime coupled with community trust to report those crimes

Go figure that the best way proven to lower crime in these neighborhoods has been proven to be actually getting them to call the police without fear.

Then you'll be able to just have cars in the actual high density areas ready to respond, and rates plummet

>>7680814
Uhh I'm not doing drugs?

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>>7680810
I don't have autisms :(

>>7680759
>durr whites are inherently productive and blacks are all criminals

lol you really are a fucking idiot... they should kick you out of uni as you clearly know nothing of the world you are apparently an expert on.

POOR PEOPLE ARE NOT PRODUCTIVE
RICH PEOPLE ARE PRODUCTIVE

That is the factor here, not race. In a capitalist society, your wealth is determined by your productivity. This isnt always fair or just, but it is real. No amount of tantrum throwing will change this. I don't think it is right that nigs and wetbacks should be so perpetually lower class, there is more we could be doing, it is a complex issue. but pretending like letting them do what they like without repercussion is not going to fix anything. Focus on fixing the society and you won't need to change the justice system or law enforcement policy.

>>7680783

My money is on hips baiting babytrans


>>7680815

This is not true, the best way to reduce crime in any country, with any race of people, is to give them jobs.

>>7680822
>My money is on hips baiting babytrans
what does that even mean?

>>7680797
>literally murder
Dunno about that. I'd have to look up the legal definition of murder in the US and then find convictions. For now all I could find was this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_police_officers_convicted_of_murder
And I'd hardly say that's a lot of officers.

>I don't see how you can be opposed to communist states then, after all, the law is the law.
You're absolutely correct, and if I lived in a communist state I'd follow the law or if I didn't wouldn't complain about injustice when caught.
That being said I morally think it's restricting and think it's economically not viable.

>>7680815
I'm sorry I don't know how this relates to the discussion

>>7680815
don't ignore me faye ;-;

i h8 u

stop being cute ;-;

>>7680821
ok congrats. do you agree that euthanasia should be provided for hons like me?

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Good morning!

>>7680815
you have an unbelievably warped view of the world
there isn't a culture against "snitching" because they're afraid police officers are going to kill them

>>7680811
Actual deaths by police are what cause high crime numbers

Like people can get if a soldier goes in and shoots a kid in the face that soldiers are going to die and terrorism in the area is going to sky rocket

But they can't get a police office shooting a kid in the back and throwing a taser on him causes no one to report crimes to police and raises crime in an area

Why do soldiers face 10x the penalty of a police office for doing the same exact thing?

>>7680827
Why not free ffs and body reconstruction?

>>7680822
Ah, yes, let us fix the issues of capitalist society by throwing the poor into the prison-industrial complex. How astoundingly clever.

t. Porky
>>7680826
>convictions
Well I'm glad that the only bad thing Al Capone ever did was evade taxes. You might be a law student but your hyper-legalistic definition of absolutely everything is actually kind of autistic.

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>>7680813
You were a lot kinder than this. You truly are double faced.

>>7680833
>You might be a law student but your hyper-legalistic definition of absolutely everything is actually kind of autistic.
You're now saying we should unfairly accuse people for things they have not legally been proven to have done and treat them based on this accusation? And you're calling ME an authoritarian? Wew
Also I'm probably legitimately on the spectrum but I won't let myself get tested.

>>7680835
You've been acting like a fucking weirdo towards me for months now. You ran out my patience, I don't have a limitless amount of it.

>>7680832
body reconstruction isnt realistic and ffs is out of reach and id probably look weird after anyway

>>7680835
Hi oryx
Do you have a ps4?

>>7680839
...what do you look like at the moment?

>>7680831
honestly faye please kill yourself
watch any documentary about life in the ghetto and you will see how hilariously wrong you are

Dinner now and I have to go to training afterwards. Maybe I'll be in the mood for more discussion when I get back but y'all probably won't be

>>7680837
Honestly our argument is leading nowhere so I'm just going to ask, why refuse being tested?

>>7680833
>a law student is autistic
well split my dick and call me caitlyn

it's probably civil law too since she's dutch, which is the more autistic of the two white people's law systems

Why can't we all just get abong

>>7680848
pls end political talk :(
I can't take it anymore :(
why does it have to be in /mtfg/ :(

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>>7680848
>>7680848
yeeaaah duude

>having a nice time with mom
>flips her shit cuz her phone doesnt work and cant connect to wifi

Goddam it

>>7680819
Oh right. I was thinking about them for whatever reason. How are you keeping anyways?

>>7680838
And you're being aggressive with everyone here and making generalizations about the government instead on focusing on work so you can live here forever and never have to deal with yoyr mother

>>7680841
I might want a switch but Im happy with my wii. I wanted to play surgeon simulator with her but she stormed off just now so I hope shes olay and doesnt get lose jesus christ let me fuckjng figure out your goddam roaming and put your goddam som card feom the cheap phone into your smart phone so you can fucking access romajj f i swear to god

>>7680848
go tempt some kiddies into a life of sin and vice elsewhere, elanna

>>7680830
I actually have done crime analysis maps like this though, this is how the military does it, and they don't face racism or politics, they are judged on hard numbers. And it works to lower crime rates extremely effectively
>>7680822
That's implied, we have a good country with a low unemployment rate, but yes in third world countries this is combined with local infrastructure projects to get people working. This doesn't stop all crime though, and you will have a police force, and if they do want to lower crime in ways they can control, they would do it my way, cops have no control of the employment level

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>>7680854
Oryx, you creep me the hell out, but I'm glad you come here.

You're like a weapon I can release on my enemies, if they happen to be in London.

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>>7680851
We should talk about boys or penises or something

>>7680857
I don't tempt people to sin ;_;

>>7680864
anon I want to get to know you so you can tell me if im creepy pls

>>7680854
That sounds stressful :(

>>7680848
I which I had a bong.

>>7680844
>Faye you actually did this in a 100x worse environment as part of your job, while sitting on meetings to see how every piece of this worked together

>watch some liberal media piece that you've probably seen because you're extremely worldly and well read, it will Change your mind

>t.jobless white tran

>>7680864
Like, for fucking years I tell her about this shit. Because she didn't let me set up a cheap bundle and still uses her Malaysia sim card despite having fucking just moved out of the contry and its like oh jeez imma terrible perspn jesus fuckjng crhst his is why I can never be jn a relationship with a woman chriiiiiiisssssrtttttttttt

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>>7680869
>anonposting in a trip thread
Even if you weren't trying to cheat me, that's still not a great first impression.

>>7680864
dumb frogposter

>>7680883
I don't want an identity because I don't wanna have my pics passed around and be a laughing stock of the forum etc

also, I'm just not fond of the 4chan/trip social model. I've got a few friends and I'm cool w that

>>7680827
ilu I bet you're going to be cute

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>>7680883
i love you frogger

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>>7680866
>I don't tempt people to sin ;_;
you're always trying to trick people into saying lewd things or thinking inappropriate thoughts, you silver-tongued she-devil

not today, elanna

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>>7680866
i have a penis

>>7680847
International law, actually

also
>white people's
lol

think i'm starting to have boobs, guess hrt really does that, huh?

>>7680879
*Hugs*

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>>7680883
Hey Anon. Ive been called crepppy a bunch of times. Why is that..

>>7680866
>I don't tempt people to sin ;_;
true. people irl are a worse influence anyways.

>>7680894
Do they hurt? Pain is usually the first sign.

>>7680896
Hugg

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>>7680897
you are pretty creepy

>>7680900
haven't really felt pain, but they are really sensitive and show through shirts a lot more

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>>7680890
Is that why you 'attack' me?
I bet there's all kinds of sinful things you want to do to me.

>>7680876
I still enjoy how you make fun of people on here for being jobless after saying trans women are among the highest educated but least employed group of people

if you think the several hundred deaths annually at the hands of police is why black people commit half the murders in the US, or why young black men are the only group to be more likely to killed by HOMICIDE than a car accident, I really question your ability to reason

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>>7680888
nope, it's been 4 years

I didn't make it sis

we're not all gonna make it sis

>>7680892
Whoa, girls can have penises?

>>7680899
Peer pressure a shit

>tfw nobody can tempt me to sin because I'm a good catholic cis boy.

>>7680905
But whhyyy

>>7680921
Nodody but the priests

>>7680905
what'd u use for the blood in this??

>>7680798
>What can I do to make my relationships better?
You can date me, sweetie. That'll make your relationships much better because it'll be with me.

>>7680921
i'm catholic and trans! <3

>>7680923
>tfw no priest to dress me up in altar boy garb and diddle me

>>7680922
you reeeally gotta learn to back off and stop pestering people when they obviously aren't interested
you just make people want to distance themselves further when you do that
its a very non-meme autistic thing to do

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>>7680886
You're smart not to play the popularity game. I don't like tripping either, but I see nothing wrong with letting the trannies have their own little enclave where tripping is the norm, especially since it makes it easier to stir up drama and turn people against each other.

>>7680889
I don't accept love from pidorashkas, but if I ever had to make an exception, it'd be for you.

From a distance though.

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>>7680921
nicotine is a sin

>>7680922
half the time you're incomprehensible
you have lots of ghost armor im assuming

>>7680925
just normal blood

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I was wondering if there was going to be blowback for this
>white alt right trump supporter internet troll shoots up mosque
>fox said it was a morrocan who yelled allah wa Akbar
>left story up for days

Literally the fakers news

>>7680929
>ywn watch elanna get diddled by a catholic priest
why live

>>7680929
Of all the things I've missed out in life I regret this the most

>>7680931
Doesnt help when others are just as autistic.. Maybe Aren will wanna hang out some day..

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>>7680932
i accept this

>>7680923
I just talked to my priest about this and I'm a tranny now
>>7680933
>nicotine is a sin
maybe in eastern orthodoxy or something

>>7680934
Witnesses said the neonazi shooting up the moque actually was shouting 'Allahu Ackbar' (probably sarcastically/ironically?) and there really was a Moroccan man mistaken for the attacker and arrested. It's not fake news, it's just that there was confusion following the attack, which is normal. Please stop trying to use this attack for your political agenda.

>>7680721
This. Nevah forget

I just finished laser. It hurt so much! Jeez!

Also it's like only gym bunnies/strippers get laser at this time of the day. I came out feeling more dysphoric than before going in. ;_;

>>7680908
>Tfw bully anon never targets you when Lanna is around.
:'(

>>7680943
You would be executed, sinner.

>>7680938
I wasn't trying to be mean at all, its honest advice
if someone kept pressuring you to hang out and talk and whatever, and you were unsure of doing it, wouldn't the constant pestering make you less likely to want to do it? and eventually force you to ask the person to leave you alone?

>>7680945
how many sessions have you had? going for my third next week, shit really does hurt

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>>7680945
It's because bully anon has a crush on me tbqh

>>7680937
Same

>>7680663
>illegal immigrant detention centers which are exactly the same as the japanese american concentration camps
Lol no. There is a YUUUUGE difference between detaining illegal immigrants for their crime and detaining American citizens for their racial background.

>>7680934
you get your injections done by a nurse or doctor, right?
does the injection site feel a bit sore like a day later? I'm concerned if I'm doing it properly or not

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>>7680953
i know your secret

>>7680954
>attempting to bring logic into arguments made by sass
just give up anon, its not going to work

>>7680953
elanna I tolerate gayness but rubbing balls together is too much for me. its too gay. I'm crossing myself right now.

>>7680958
Is the secret that she doesn't actually have any balls?

>>7680947
Good.

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>>7680962
:)

>>7680963
Neato

>>7680944
No the right wing media identified him as a morrocan man, the government said it had one suspect detained, and then identified him, please don't lie based on fake news it's unbecoming and you aren't paid to do it

>some person during a prayer service heard someone say god is great

I mean

>>7680952
One! ;~;

>>7680953
I know!!!! I'm so jelly.

>>7680954
t. Queen Justification Machine.
I bet some of those Japanese Americans were criminals ;)

>>7680914
not even peer pressure just in general people here are nicer, happier, more interesting and less judgmental than irl.

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>>7680960
I am glad that I had the opportunity to rub balls at some point it's kinda awesome. It's the fun kind of gay

>>7680958
What's my secret ?__?

>>7680967
faye, y u ignore my body pic :(

I would at least like a "I am sorry for your lots"

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>>7680972
you know what im talking about

>>7680973
It's going to suck
I mean bad
It's going to hurt and take a long time
But like
What will you look like -40 pounds

I'm not saying your even that big but, skeleton mode saves everyone

>>7680968
that's good! started seeing results a few weeks after the first one, facial hair (i'm assuming you did laser there) started getting patchy pretty quickly.

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>>7680953
>>7680908
>It's because bully anon has a crush on me tbqh
what foul lies - it makes me wonder if what comes out of that mouth is more disgusting than what goes in (probably a close call)

the only crush i'll ever have on you is when i use industrial machinery to drop cargo containers on top of your house

>>7680954
Us citizens were detained at the airport detention facilities

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>>7680959
>Thinking that when people use fallacies that agree with you is actually logic
Well done anon. Bravo! You have bested me once again.

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>>7680977
Is it that I'm a gay man?

>>7680986
Kawaiiii~ ^_________~

>>7680990
:)

to answer your question anon i have not slept

8(

>>7680996
Bitches love those

>>7680988
Shh I bet they were criminals. And resident legal aliens don't have rights, bte.

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>>7680999

I passed this morning despite looking like a man. I hate when I don't know if I'm getting pity passed or not.

>>7681002
baby chara

>>7681004
pity passing seems better than getting misgendered, i guess

>>7680995
Das a really nice butt

>>7680926
Who are you
>>7681007
It is kind of

>>7681005
Hi Daddy.

>>7681009
Your future bf

Remember how I going to join you in the bath, make you nice home cooked meals & the treat you right.

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>>7681008
>tfw faye complements your butt
I can die a happy hon now

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>>7680348
>Abnormal hon

gurl pls
come up to my level

>>7681007
I guess? Sometimes I'd rather someone think I'm a boy then an obvious tranny. It just always throws me off when I get gendered right without having makeup.

>>7681009
Hmm, I suppose. But then it makes it harder to tell if pass or not.

>>7680989
rounding up people illegally in your country to send them back to where they came from is not like an interment camp

rounding up ALL Hispanics and holding them in a controlled area for an indefinite period of time would be like an internment camp

if this has to be pointed out to you, I'm not sure that pointing it out is going to make a difference. its a very ridiculous comparison

>>7681004
>you
>looking like a man
urge to slap in the non-lewd way
>>7681010
baby
>>7681015
>cooking for her
>not the other way around
nigga you gay

>>7681024
how long have you been on hrt?

>>7681024
4 years

please keep in mind that picture is about as flattering as they come, for a more accurate picture (ie as unflattering as I could make it, thus its the most real), see
>>7680910

>>7681025
what's wrong with cooking for your partner? it's so easy to make a great meal

>>7681025
:3
Thank you, daddy. For kind words and slaps of any kind.

>>7680997
Sleep now

>>7681025

>>7681042

>>7681025
I'm a good cook.
And Beep is special and needs to be looked after.

It's pretty far from gay, bro.