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Pimp edition

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
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does anybody else kinda feel like beepbeep died a while ago, and this is just someone pretending to be her?

i've been trying to "catch her out" since christmas, but i don't have anything conclusive yet
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pimp me daddy
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>>7682036
listen mother fucker
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>>7682029
idk. beep changed a bit over time and now i cant really tell when she's serious joking or fishing for (You)s

i think maybe she's going through alot irl and uses mtfg as a shitposting outlet can't fault someone for that
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>>7682034
music
music
music

yay its fun

music
music
music

its okay

music
music
music

reee why did i choose this

music
music
music

oh yeah, cause i love it
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i dont like anything anymore
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>>7682018
37, damn you're up there with CFH and Syndie.
No offence but what does it feel like being an actual textbook "hon"?
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>>7682040
yeah, actually, that sounds like a more realistic scenario

still not giving up on the dead beep theory though, i'll keep fishing for clues
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>>7682038
you know how become princess?
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>>7682041
I like music

heres some music I like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIwwjy4slI8
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>>7682034
I will baby, I will.
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>>7682048
princess is something you wear on your sleeve. you either got it or you don't.
and i WILL princess carry my shota some day
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>>7682043
wat? that isn't what hon means nor is that how it's used friend. age is one of the biggest memes on mtfg it all depends on genetics and amount of work put into transition

hell I've seen women start hrt in their 40s and pass after a few years but those ladies worked their asses off and it really showed.

a hon is someone that does not try at all and expects hrt to be a magic drug that turns you into a woman and they act like caricatures of women and put on an act instead of *being* themselves and learning how to socially be a normal non cringe older lady

don't give her shit for her age man, it's already hard and stressful enough being trans at any age
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>>7682057
I hope to get princess carried one day
top 3 life goals
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I wanna be a girl
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>>7682046
will she's still as pretty as ever and parts pics semi regularly so it could possibly be a clone or maybe a demon possessed her flesh and is wearing it like a skin puppet

. . . .. ill go get a priest and some holy water to be sure
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my friend reminded me today that when we were kids we had a band called "a totally dead baby".
i miss being a kid.
>>7682064
good luck. i am too large to ever be princess carried.
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>>7682040
Tfw I do this
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>>7682071
I'll try
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>>7682015
>tfw actually live close enough but can't kill nice people
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>>7682063
yeah!! just listen to this good advice. Korra knows whats up.

>it all depends on genetics and amount of work put into transition
Like just use Korra as an example she has put in tons of work and effort but since her genetics suck shes still gross
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me
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>>7682071
when i was a kid we had a band called "refugee camp"
shit was great
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Let's post lewd clips and try to guess the trip

https://clyp.it/jt53vh40

Who am I
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>>7682069
u already are a girl bb. start hrt so your outside can match the inside and you get more comfortable with urself

>>7682073
it's fun sometimes ngl

>>7682080
you irl is pic
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>>7682071
>you and the other band members of AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH will never jam out again
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>>7682063
I challenge anyone to post a tranny that started HRT in their 40s and passes. Over 35 it's all over for you, enjoy your life on Susans.
>>7682079
This. you either pass or you don't effort doesn't matter.
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>>7682076
>implying I am nice
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>>7682092
>effort doesn't matter.

That's not true at all.
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>>7682090
>ywn play in band again
very bad feel
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>>7682096
you're nice when i give you crackers
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>>7682090
go get the band back together
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>>7682092
just use Google my confused friend and you're very much mistaken on effort

>yfw there are older ladies on susan's that passes better than some teen transitioners

it all depends on the individual
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>When even you commander Shepard was dysphoric
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>>7682112
Mass Effect 2 was one of my favorite gender escapisms before I came out. I used to spend so much time making my fem Shep to reflect how I wanted to look.

:<
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>>7682086
Kayla?
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>>7682086
sass is already nightmare fuel enough, but that voice makes it worse
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>>7682086
sass

NEXT
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>>7682098
Faye, Kayla and Shakira all put in zero effort yet they pass, it's all genetics
>>7682110
> there are older ladies on susan's that passes better than some teen transitioners
You're delusional.
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>>7682133
wew lass
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>>7682133
>Kayla
>Shakira
>pass
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(4u)
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>>7682096
you are nicer to me than most people I know :3
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>>7682129
LMAO! No fair if you hate me already!
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>>7682096
Hi so my break ended yesterday before I could reply but I'd be happy to chat with you on Friday
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>>7682141
I think I'm gonna buy that album soon :<
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>>7682092
Done
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>>7682132
LMAO whyyyyyyyy was i so easy to recognize? Was it my accent?

>>7682151
Make me lewd recording please!
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>>7682140
>chaser opinions
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I keep my fem&ms in a pink pouch because agp

>>7682155
why the sad face?
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>>7682151
ya I figured you had to go back to work <3

Id like that :3

>>7682144
oh... actually, thats sort of sad actually.
pls tell people to be nicer to you or Ill go break their legs or something ;~;
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>>7682163
>>7682151
>>7682086

... Wait are we making voice clips begging for cock?
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How mtfg rates passability
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>>7682157

dude even i pass from that angle lol
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>>7682133
If they put in zero effort, then they don't pass IRL.
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>>7682174
this is a picture of me
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>>7682173
you should do one
I'd like to hear it
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>>7682157
>angles
>dat hairline
2/10
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>>7682164
kayla probably could pass but she is an idiot and too cowardly to present female ever

shakira idk about looks maybe she passes but her voice is very bad
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>>7682180
>I'd like to hear it
why
i already have 'famous' clips of me begging for cock tho anon
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>>7682175
Edie stop come on.
It's really time to let go of the group think ft has made
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>>7682169
I'm not sure if you can get it imported to germany
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>>7682188

dude what lol
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>>7682189
Aw, that sucks :(
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>>7682187
buddi boo
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where hips at

where isla at so i can apologize

where grace at so i can have some real feels time

>>7682187
cuteee
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>>7682185
>too cowardly to present female ever
Shakira is literally the same, I swear they are the same person. Wait Kayla said she had a black sister right? Maybe it's Shakira?
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>>7682194
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>>7682201
shakira and kayla are quite similar, sometimes i wonder if they're actually the same person just pretending
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>tfw too cowardly to present female
tbf i still have a guy wardrobe and no money
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i took a laxative but now that made me nervous too

just
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>>7682190
Edie you know what I mean
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omnomnomnom
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>>7682086
guess me
https://clyp.it/cojfxt1s
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>>7682174
pretty much. it's alot out of touch with reality. passing =/= pretty or looking like a 1 for 1 replica of a cis woman

passing is being gendered correctly and being able to love as a woman without being harassed. not every cis woman is a 10/10 fashiin model and their are so many different types of cis women it's hard just to list them all. so idk why there's this crazy mentality of only the prettiest of the pretties trans women "pass" what we should focus on is bringing out our fullest potential as individuals and work with what we have within our limits and live with that instead of being depressed and envious of what we'll never have
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>>7682029
This is the most hurtful post I've ever read about myself
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dudes i feel kinda depressed des-ooh. post funny memes pls.
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>>7682217
everyone knows who that is
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>>7682222

>>7682217
avery
me irl
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>>7682086
guess me
https://clyp.it/eo1g0xa2
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>>7682222
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Why are y'all talking about me? I don't pass, I'm not going out dressed as a woman until I've had FFS and I'm not Kayla's sister wtf
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>>7682211
well to be fair I wouldn't recommend presenting female until your appearance reaches a pretty andro look even in boymode and you're comfortable and decent with makeup and how to dress appropriately for your age and the area you live in

being a tranny is already attention grabbing so imo we should try to blend in as much as we can unless you like the extra attention
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>>7682230
elanna's anonymous partner
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>>7682230
me too thanks
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>>7682211
I found a picture of you
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>>7682222
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>>7682233
this is the most retarded shit ive ever read

and finally when you do visually pass and you decide to go out you will have no mannerisms or knowledge of how to be a girl
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>>7682243
>could've looked like stirner
>decided instead to look like a fag

>>7682237
dressing appropriate for my age is something which I find is super important to me and which I really don't want to fuck up. I don't want to be like one of those girls who are already entering their 30s and still dress like they're 16.
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>>7682173
Yay get in the game Zhe! It's gotta be raw, no post production
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>>7682252
We all shakira is retarded
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>>7682172
well I tried it alot and it didn't work but thank you that you want to help :3 usually I have just to ignore peoples opinions/force things to make it work. when I recently had a breakdown about how much I want to kill myself my parents told me afterwards to just "bear through it". this general is pretty much one of the best places I've ever been too. it's full of positiv, tolerant, polite, nice and happy people (at least compared to real life).
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>>7682252
She also has the personality of an autistic robot, there's no surgery for that.
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>>7682233
kayla is going through a lot of trouble with her chaser bf you should give her a call tonight I think it would be good for her to talk with her sister
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Remember when mtfg was good?
Oh wait....
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>>7682193
when ordering stuff from japan the shipping usually costs more than the item you buy. it's weird
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>>7682226
cartman
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>>7682268
is that frog going to punch me
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>>7682243
stirner wasnt an anarchist
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>tfw /agpg/ is too negative all the time but you don't want to bother this thread with agp doubts so you just explode
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>>7682273
He's just welcoming you to the family
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>>7682270
that is why its always better to buy multiple things at once and ship together
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>>7682270
Ikr
I once bought 240ml of cherry blossom cola and in total it cost me €60
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>>7682277
You know that agp is a symptom of repression right?
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>>7682277
they're all so sad about having agp!
desu I don't totally get it
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>>7682273
im gonna punch u
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>>7682278
t-thanks daddy
>>7682277
what are agp doubts
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sing me a song mtfg
>>7682277
stop bein so dumb
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>>7682284
are you memeing or is that true in some cases?
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>>7682277
"agp doubts" is codeword for repressing trans, buddy.
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>>>/pol/110506916
>>>/pol/110506321
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>tfw not constipating frangi RIGHT NOW
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>>7682288
good that's my fetish tbqh
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>>7682302
what if i punch really hard
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>>7682254
just browse fashion pins on pininterest and steal looks you like. pay attention to what women your age in your area wears commonly.

for example I would love to be a very classy chic but that is extremely uncommon here and most girls just wear flats / flip flops + jeans + tank top / blouse for their everyday wear year round

yes it would be very fashionable but it would stick out like a sore thumb for different reasons and I don't want that added on top of being a tranny and trying to blend in

you still have alot of time so start taking notes and noticing stuff when ur at school or out with friends
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>>7682296
Why would I meme about something like that?
It's the truth.
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>>7682305
please leave bruises
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>>7682284
>tfw too agp to transition
any other repressors here?
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>>7682227
>>7682232
>>7682246

thx my dudes
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>tfw when running my right nipple was really sore
wtf I can't even sport properly now without getting hurty nips
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>>7682284
never got that
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>>7682282
ok then I'll have to look for something else to buy too.
>>7682283
>tfw you buy a famicom for 15€
>shipping is 25€
every time
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>>7682311
but that'd hurt pookie
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>>7682302
good taste desu
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>>7682301
l e w d
e
w
d
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>>7682300
spartan can't keep getting away with it
did he really turn his data on/off just to get a different ID? baka
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>>7682318
like I always wait to get multiple things at once, like if I'm getting cds or something get at least 3-5. some places let you buy stuff then wait to ship it along with other stuff that is coming out later on
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>>7682277
why not try and dig a little deeper into it by asking questions here? i used to be super agp when I was repressing but once I transitioned it went away

>>7682296
it's true i was unironically AGP pre hrt and for a little while early on
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>>7682314
no problem my friend
>>7682322
yus hurt pookie is good pookie
>>7682324
thanks do you like it too?
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>>7682316
100% wew

>>7682301
l e w d grille desu
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>>7682331
Wat

My hrt arrived today
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>>7682342
no pookie needs to be taken care of
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>>7682347
budd
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>>7682336
I don't have anything in mind besides the record rn. maybe I'll find some good music soon :3
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>>7682348
p-pls don't say that
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>>7682342
yeah I find the idea of getting (consensually) beaten up rly hot but idk how much I would like it irl
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>>7682356
why not

patpat pook
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does anyone know off the top of their head what the second chord in the steven universe theme song is
>>7682342
this shit isn't ok
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>>7682362
it's like aaa
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I want someone to indulge my submissive fantasies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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help I think my boobers are coming but it might be imagination
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkMZtXFdlso
/comfy/ to the max
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>>7682365
Ada can u generate a smaller simpler trip for me plz?
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>>7682252
You're the retarded one, butch dykes actively try to act like men yet they are usually still gendered female. All that matters is appearance and when I finally pass after FFS and voice surgery and breast augmentation no-one will clock me. Going outside now would be suicide because I'm a hon and this is a shariah law city.
>>7682259
>>7682263
Trip on
>>7682265
Kys
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>>7682359
>tfw bf refuses to hurt you outside of the bedroom

reeeee
I just want to feed my Borderline
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>>7682365
why don't you just hire someone to do that
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>>7682359
>>7682377
why
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>>7682365
iktf

>>7682359
with the right people and the right scene it can be gr8

>>7682367
I had visible breast buds by day 4 of estrogen lol
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>>7682308
you said the agp and trans were the same or very similar
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>>7682377
>frauchen hurt
no.
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>>7682347
HUGG
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>trial is going ANOTHER day
Damn I am making literally no money this week and losing a ton on ubers lmao
>>7682195
>where grace at so i can have some real feels time
whaddup
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>>7682380
idk dude the thought of getting punched in the face and choked while getting fucked is just rly arousing for me for some reason don't kink shame pls
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>>7682372
I couldn't get opencl working on my machine, im busy with work rn but I'll try again later tonight

sorry bb
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So much Kayla tripdropping itt
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why do i keep getting crushes on guys but i still dont find men sexually attractive
i like women and am sexually attracted to them, but for guys its only the first half...
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aluminum
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>>7682380
its just creative selfharm and atonement (for exististing). the concept is really dumb from an outside view, but it makes a lot of sense from an inside perspective.

its not (just) sexual for me.
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>>7682379
im an autistic hikikomori i have no ability to hire prostitutes
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>>7682352
good luck, lot's of cds can be gotten for around 10$ over there so just try finding a few!
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>>7682367
you'll feel the buds
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>>7682377
desu I think its usually good to have boundaries when you are doing something like bdsm in a relationship
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>>7682401
do you code from home then?

just gonna have to find a cute chaser boyfriend like so many others in this thread did
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>>7682406
I feel the buds but like
It looks like the skin around the nipple is now also swelling y'know
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>>7682411
>do you code from home then?
yes
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>>7682395
idk sometimes women say they are more attracted to a guy's personality than his looks might be something like that
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>>7682399
that's sad :(
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>>7682415
feelin happy that im home for the evening
but i rly dont like that im losing out on hours that coulda been clocked in at work
hbu how r u whats this feels shit you wanna talk about
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>>7682407
we dont really have a bdsm relationship.
but I know what you mean, this way also protects him.

>>7682417
why

>>7682384
spotted
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>>7682367
>>7682412
boober girl
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>>7682308
I'm just unsure about it in myself I guess
I certainly feel trans now, but I sometimes wonder if I truly was trans naturally, or if taking hrt actually made me trans

logically I guess its a dumb thing to waste time thinking about but it still bothers me
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>>7682421
why do you feel like you have to atone for existing
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>>7682395
guessing here but, u still haven't fully accepted yourself as a woman and that repression along with prior hangups about being gay has manifestated as you still having some reservations about fully liking dudes

i used to be similar bc religious upbringing told me gay = wrong and bad
and even tho I considered myself a woman I really wasn't and was still a man therefore sex with men was a sin and still homosexual sinful behavior. my loophole was being a transbian would solve the problem but it's just some weird bullcrap double think and doing mental gymnastics to justify trying to live my life
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>>7682415
abuse isnt ok
>>7682421
>image
the only music i could put to those lyrics were du hast
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people i filter shouldnt be allowed to make threads.
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>>7682419
are you like training for a new job or smthing o-o
hope you get more hours!!!!

not rlly anthing desu just like I feel a lil guilty for when we met up and stuff and charlotte I guess

I started new anxiety meds yday and it's making me think abt stuff I've done in the past idk I'm going nuts gracey...
>>7682427
I think it's okay if it's consensual
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>>7682421
no this way protects you both protects him from becoming an actual abuser and protects you from your mental illness shit that makes you want to get murdered
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>>7682428
ok sorry
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>>7682399
iktf

it doesn't help that I grew up around so much aggression and negativity that now when people try to be genuinely nice to me IRL I freak out out of shock or just sit in disturbed silence because I'm so not used to it
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Looking for a short {under 5'7} young {under 27} MtF with D/DD+boobs to be my sugar baby
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do fast food chain workers actually spit in ur food sometimes or is that a meme
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>>7682428
I had to unfilter you because you kept making new threads
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>>7682429
if you're into it, but i still think its gross
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>>7682421
if only the Nazi's won :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1uIOZSPUsI
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>>7682428
isla can i talk to you
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>>7682436
complete meme. they go to jail for that and face huge fines
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>>7682434
that combo don't exist pham
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>>7682442
if they get caught
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>>7682436
meme
source I worked at maccas
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>>7682443
ash :(
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>>7682438
aww :(
I'm sorry
>>7682434
what if I get breast augments
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>>7682425
i mean
idk about all that
all 3 of my brothers are gay and my family accepted them and everything is fine etc so i dont think i feel like homosexuality is bad
but idk i just... i look at a man trying to be sexual and it just does nothing for me, but when he is treating me like a girl and is nice and i feel safe then i really like them...
its all just confusing and changing as time goes on though so who knows

>>7682414
i can definitely feel that
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>>7682441
sure what do you want to talk to
>>7682431
youre not filtered
>>7682437
at least im not as much of a shitlord now
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>>7682447
ash is an intersex female born with undescended testicles
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>>7682434
>d+ cups
lol dude i hope ur ok with fake titties.
and by that i mean paying for them
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>>7682456
oddish hi
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>>7682436
I ain't got the time nor do I give a shit enough about you to risk my job to do it
I'll bitch about you in the back for 2 minutes and forget your existence when I clock out.
>>7682429
>are you like training for a new job or smthing o-o
Hah, I wish I had a new job at the court. No I'm on jury duty rn so I'm away from work when I could be making money!
that was a messy night, i feel bad about it too but w/e, it's in the past and we're all good
have fun with your brain going nuts for the next month and then finally settling down lol
>>7682434
Do you appreciate small wideset tits?
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>>7682449
>>7682456
Bolt-ons are one of the biggest turn offs
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>>7682365
:thinking:
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How many times do we have to go through this, AGP is a kind of BDD.

Trans and cis can both have it, i.e. being AGP does not mean you are Trans. But at the same time being AGP doesn't mean you aren't Trans either.

They are seperate conditions, but look similar because both seek to present as female. The difference is AGP is built around the sexualisation of the individual in the female form. Where as trans is situational, the individual can present in a sexualised form, but more likely they will present in something more suitable for their situation or tastes.

There are, of course, other symptoms for both conditions that help identify one from the other. For instance it isn't typical for cis AGP to repress, as there is nothing to repress.

AGP is 100% treatable and can be completely overcome. Being Trans can not be overcome, though can be treated with cross sex HRT.
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>>7682427
>>7682438
you're into that insect shit idk if you can call anyone else gross desu

also no one is talking about actual abusive relationships except phien because she is an idiot
theres a very important difference between having a partner who beats you and a partner who beats you only when you ask them to during sex
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:thinking:
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>>7682446
>>7682442
Thank you both very much
Reviewbrah made me hungry and I was thinking of gettng something fast-food-ish tomorrow after my therapist appointment

>>7682459
Ok thanks for the honesty!
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>>7682454
Still can't conceive kids so she's a cis dude
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>>7682444
that's the same with ever single other law
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>>7682453
it kenzie
i wanted to apologize and talk to you
can you unblock on discord
i understand if you don't want to
>>
I just blazed through my statistics homework and I feel like a boss.

>>7682395
It took me a while to be sexually attracted to guys. I think, for me, it had to do with the fact that I'd grown up being made to hang out with guys, and they were usually not the most pleasant variety (they never really are when they're young), so I developed an aversion to them, an aversion which still kinda persists if they look too much like normie guys to me. Nowadays though, if they break through that initial barrier I have and convince me they aren't shitheads, then I get really aroused by them, and I start fantasizing about getting fugged or cuddled with their protective arms around me.

>>7682397
Aluminium.

>>7682434
Good luck with that.
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>>7682424
lots of things, dont really wanna decontruct my brain in public though

>>7682427
I think that would be too slow

>>7682430
I dont need to be protected to from abuse cause I deserve it anyway tho

>>7682439
ya ;_;
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>>7682453
yeah you are mostly okay now
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>>7682449
Wow y u not text me back so rude tbhh
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>>7682458
whats up
>>7682460
no tranny will ever naturally grow d cups
>>7682464
i can do whatever i want.
i understand the difference between an abusive relationship and consensual abuse-fetish stuff. it's still gross.
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>>7682468
not really she's intersex

i wouldn't call a intersex man born with a penis and a uterus a cis female
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>>7682465
holy cannoli, I don't know what else I expected though?

>>7682465

>>7682475
you have value and worth phie.
<3 :*(
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>>7682473
>statistics homework
How old are you?
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>>7682475
oh yeah i understand

didn't mean to pry
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>>7682459
omg jury duty sounds annoying, my mom hates it

thanks ;w; that makes me feel better

yeah I'm a little noided abt starting them and they make me super sleepy but hopefully it'll get better ; __;

>>7682465
pure
good girl
>>7682464
what if they do it whenever they want to
>>7682477
my phone's turned off bcus I got a new one and haven't activated it yet l-lol
oopsies
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>>7682478
nm just practiced some voice and now im hungry

hbu
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>>7682482
im pure
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>>7682472
I dont want anything to do with you.
>>7682476
but am i really hehe
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>>7682487
patpet~
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>>7682484
Pic related. First year of college, though...
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>>7682494
isla im hungry
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>>7682490
show me your progress

I am currently watching dota and trying to cover the steven universe theme song
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>>7682497
me too emi
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>>7682496
I quit that cuck shit last year. Sorry I'm biased, I hate university.
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im trying to astral project into isla's bathroom but its not working whats going on
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>>7682494
idk the stuff you post is less annoying but I suppose you could be just holding back what you post
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>>7682494
okie
thanks anyways isla
hope you're doing okay
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>>7682505
ex dee
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>>7682501
you want some garlic bread
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>On phone to mum
>"why are you so happy and laughing?"
>"is it about a girl"
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>>7682487
>omg jury duty sounds annoying, my mom hates it
It's actually fun once you're on a trial
All the waiting sucks
And trials kinda suck sometimes but other times its like damn this shit is juicy af all the dirty laundry is coming out now
ofc. i dont speak for charlotte but its behind me at least. ny other drama stuff just message me on discord about, ill unblock you lol
as long as it's not like giving you an allergic and adverse reaction just stick with 'em. when i had tried some anti depressants/anxiety, i got flu like symptoms for a few days and that's obv real bad don't take them if they do that to you lol
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>>7682510
"mum im becoming my own gf"
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ice unbanned
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>>7682487
Oh
Rip
What kind of phone did u get?? How're u
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>>7682461
daddy
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dude why do people use racial slurs idgi
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>>7682507
im more afraid of trusting anyone
im doing fine
had a lot of fun recently.
gl with you.
>>7682505
my bathroom smells like bleach
>>7682506
i just post my mind now
fous less on shitposting
>>7682509
please
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>>7682507
*head pat* cookie i never stopped liking you <3
>>
>>7682519
because its fun and edgy to use words like nigger and chink and kike
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>>7682487
>what if they do it whenever they want to
that seems like it could very easily turn into non consensual abuse you need like boundaries and safe words that will always be respected if you do something like that I think
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>>7682514
Oh yeah. The boyfriend

I'll have to reveal that as well...
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>>7682519
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NEIGHBOR
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>>7682465
so innocent and pure
>>7682518
slut
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>>7682510
>people who ask if you have a girlfriend
I've sperged out at people over this so many times.
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>muscly working men hammering things next door
should I bring them lemonade and cakes
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>>7682519
no idea spic-dahati
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>>7682532
go ahead
sounds kind of you
>>
>>7682519
lack of understanding and empathy
>>
>>7682524

that's really gross dude not cool

>>7682529

neighbors are cool dude
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>>7682530
ur giving me lewd thoughts
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>>7682495
*pats nimmy*
>>7682510
is it
>>7682512
i hope u get a rlly interesting case
;w;
thnx qt
>>7682516
i got a v20!!!! LG
i'm alright, kinda bored desu ;~;
>>7682522
t-thanks u korra
>>7682527
yeah probably
idk it's a weird system
I want to be abused in that way and they're willing to do it so it seems okay to me
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>>7682500
um well i just started doing lessons with zheanna

i guess this one's okay, it's from before i started doing lessons

https://clyp.it/5qnl3bdo

but i can't hold that for more than like two seconds so im trying to take it slow and add in stuff z taught me

https://clyp.it/5vl44kz2

not girl yet obviously but ya know
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>>7682537
What do you mean?
Are you calling me a lemonade slut
>>
>>7682532
sounds like it would be awkward do people actually do that irl?? especially if they aren't working on your house
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>>7682540
Go away evil dogger.
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>>7682538
13% crime
60% population
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>>7682521
is it okay if it has 3 cheeses on it or no
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>>7682539
oh ok
>>7682543
lemon stealing whore
>>7682549
even better
>>
>>7682532
do you want them to hammer you
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>>7682542
Why has everyone here got a faggy boy voice? And then these same easymoders laugh at my voice.
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>>7682542
s-somone generate a trip for me pls ;~;

it's only 5 letters
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>>7682544
naw it wouldnt be awkward at all

theyd probably really appreciate it and itd make their day

>>7682543
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>>7682552
ok im making some

you gotta eat it now whether or not you change your mind okay
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>>7682536

not cool dude

>>7682538

yeah i guess so dude
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>>7682558
yes ill eat it
gimme gimme
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>>7682556
didn't mean to quote
>>7682542
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>>7682552
I found these lemons all on my own
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>>7682504
I mostly decided to go because I wanna be a shrink, and because working a job I loathe for people I hate five days a week, sometimes six, with two hours travel time to get paid barely enough to live was starting to drive me insane. College has so far been a better alternative. I just need to avoid certain classes like the plague to make it relatively pleasant.
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>>7682557
Why don't you post drakes anymore?
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>>7682555
https://clyp.it/vm0rza5c
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>>7682541
>not an iPhone
I have 2 disown u bb; ur not my daughter anymore
Lol
Bored is lame, Iktf tho
Someone has a birthday coming up!!!!
I can't remember the date though @-@
>>
>>7682569
w-wew
>>
>>7682542
these are pretty good. i can hear the boy but i mean, the unconcerned ear would probably pass it depending on the eye's interpretation.
>>7682555
i like laughing, post voice

oh god have any of you ever heard my laugh? it's the worst. my friends actually hate me because of it.
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>>7682568
whys it matter
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>>7682572
uhm uhm the 5th!!!
thank u for remembing ;w;
im finally turning legal...
>>
>>7682519
yt ppl are kind of crazy
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>>7682574
w-wut
>>
>>7682557
well like if they are working on your home or property it seems normal but like if someone across the street brings them stuff that seems a little strange

I guess it is still a nice thing to do though
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>>7682565
from my yard
lemon
stealing
WHORE
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>mfw one more week until I can escape and get rid of these raccoon eyes from being stuck in bed

I look like death being all swollen and makeupless :I
>>
>>7682519
Edginess. Stupidity. Being actually committed racists.
>>
>>7682465
wow how can you be a trann and be so boring sexually?
sometimes my kinks borderline disturb me when I really start thinking about it from a more object point of view
>>
>>7682584
maybe it's allergies from the flower crowns :33
>>
>>7682581
n-nothing
post more vocaroos OwO
>>
>>7682569
sounds like elanna's boy voice LOL
>>
>>7682582
not from a neighbor

neighbors do nice things like that all the time
there's nothing awkward about it

itd just be a kind gesture
>>
>>7682578
OMG WOW it's even closer than I realized
I should mail you a card or something
Are you doing anything special?? Being legal is fun
You should buy a lottery ticket or something idk
>>7682584
Dude I need snapchat filters for real life, fuck
That flowercrown is all the facial surgey I want dude
>>
>>7682584
>tfw permanent racoon eyes
>tfw bad skin
>tfw bad person
>>
>>7682542
very nice :D
keep it up!
persistent practice, like a river, will erode any blockade!

Vowel formant is improving.
>>
>>7682567
But college just trains you to be a wageslave, the end is the same. It's just a temporary expensive respite from wageslavery. But if you enjoy it, good for you I guess.
>>7682569
>>7682576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XbkcR76ks3
>>7682577
Idk it's your name so I wondered.
>>
>>7682595
nop!!! i think im going out for breakfast with my mom and that's it ;w;

you don't have to do that silly, just give me an e-hug
>>
I'm thinkin we could use some CNT
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>>7682594
yeah but they are hired workers not neighbours

idk I think I am overthinking it it's just a nice favour shouldn't get so concerned about it
>>
>>7682590
Hmm very possible :3 I am quite runny atm~ <3
>>7682595
Yes and they hide my freckles quite well!
>>7682597
Can you get them from too much sleep?
>>
>>7682602
/ mtfg plot twist /

I'm Canadian New Trans' sock puppet trip.
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>>7682604
you definitely are

>>7682600
should i change my name back to boo
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>>7682592
https://clyp.it/gfg4irul
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>>7682600
pretty good
>>
>>7682598
im committing to practicing every day!

warm up takes a little while but it definitely helps!
>>
why am I sad all of a sudden?
>>
>>7682601
Oh breakfast is nice, I like breakfast it's my favorite meal I think
I want some breakfast foods now desu.....

e-hugs, I can do that!!
>>7682605
Freckles are cute though, a lot of people loooove those
>>
i dont deserve to be happy if i cant make someone else happy
>>
>>7682540
let me guess

ᵗʰᵉʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᶫᵒᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵇᵉᶦᶰᵍ ᶜᵒᶫᶫᵃʳᵉᵈ, ᶫᵉᵃˢʰᵉᵈ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶦᶰᵍ ᶜʰᵒᵏᵉᵈ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ˢᶫᵃᵖᵖᵉᵈ ᵃʳᵒᵘᶰᵈ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵗ, ᵗʰᵉᶰ ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶦᶰᵍ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᶫᵉᵗᵉᶫʸ ʳᵉˢᵗʳᵃᶦᶰᵉᵈ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵗᵃᵏᵉᶰ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᶦʳᵗʸ ˢᶫᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ

also go away evil dogger
>>7682542
nim voice
>>
>>7682605
why would you want to hide freckles!?!?

freckles are coot ^^
>>
>>7682600
I like british black people voices they are attractive sounding
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>>7682612
gjdkl;fgj
I can't you make me too flustered
I bookmarked that clyp is that okay
bye nimmy ily

>>7682621
come get breakfast with me owo

>>7682624
>freckles are coot
i have freckles
b-btw...
>>
>>7682623
bird post
>>
>>7682610
Nah
>>7682615
lmfao
>>7682625
B-but some anon said I sound white. I also hate my British accent.
>>
>>7682612
lmao seriously is this you or is elanna uploading clips and you posting them

>>7682620
idk
>>
>>7682612
i demand that you say "uwu"
>>
>>7682616

Go Nim!
>>
are we posting boy voices now
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>>7682623
STOP READING MY MIND REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>7682620
you've had a rare moment of lucidity where you realise what an abject, disgusting human being you are

dumb sass
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>that feel when you've had your Skype open all day but got no messages
>>
>>7682584
ash
i have a hookup to be rollin at wondercon
are you into that y/n
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>>7682605
>Can you get them from too much sleep?
I don't know, I think its because from genetics/lack of sleep/allergies/crying
>>
>>7682631
>you sound white
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>>7682643
>tfw theres people you want to talk to but youre too autistic to message them first cause youre sure they actually hate you and you dont want to bother them
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>>7682133
This took me 40 minutes bish
>>
>>7682621
>>7682624
Mine are so prominent though .//.
Atleast on my cheeks mostly~
>>7682644
Oh man it's been a while since I've been THERE, maybe, if it's like pretty pure.
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>>7682631
https://clyp.it/yfsklbl3

>>7682634
https://clyp.it/dpam2o4g

>>7682629
https://clyp.it/zb12bwwk

>>7682638
https://clyp.it/wvvdr3qm
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>>7682649
you are a bother to no one but yourself!
>>
>>7682629
I really want to
Actually if you ever come down here there is a good chicken and waffle restaurant I will take you to, they have a really good omelet and the waffles are perfect
I will come visit you and then we will go to breakfast and brunch and breakfast for dinner and it will be great desu
>>
>>7682651
in photoshop?
>>
>>7682647
I need to learn ebonics
>>7682653
This better be good I'm pausing Ned Doheney to listen to this
>>
>>7682652
cute!
>>
>>7682653
https://clyp.it/45m5bpvo
>>
>>7682653
>https://clyp.it/yfsklbl3
OMG THIS IS SO CUTELOL WHAT

why is that so fun to listen to
>>
>>7682651
why dont you have a boyfriend yet
>>
>>7682649
Just message them dude
You gotta just jump in headfirst and go for it
>>7682652
Everyone loves freckles dude, embrace and be proud of it
>>
>>7682653
I don't believe you stop trolling ELANNA
>>
>>7682664
are u sure
seems pretty cringy
>>
>>7682665
She's gay, please stop trying to enforce your heteronormativeness on us lesbians
>>
>>7682653
hahahaha holy shit yes that was good
10/10
Do I really sound like that? Fuck.
>>
>>7682659
if a boy walked up to me with that voice I'd know hes a faggot.

xD
>>
>>7682652
this guy is the homie.
He has an array of different things.
lsd and weed stuffs if thats what youre into
>>
>>7682653
>https://clyp.it/yfsklbl3
you sound like Noel Fielding
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>>7682665
she has a straight gf who wants to fuck guys calls her a trap in an abusive way
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>>7682651
FAYE: MISTRESS OF ANGLES STRIKES AGAIN
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>>7682664
yeah it is really cute
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>>7682671
why are you such a bully drake
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>>7682682
that's the dream
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>>7682665
I only go out for maybe 15 minutes a day outside of workouts and therapy, and 90% of that is getting food at McDonald's where the cashier girl hits on me and says I make her day, or like to the fed ex, where the guy hits on me and asks me about like a million things, or to the sushi place, where the girl hits on me and gives me extra poke and comes over and talks

Oh and I have a gf
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>>7682659
>>https://clyp.it/45m5bpvo
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>>7682646
Okay yes I have horrible allergies, whenever I go outside I feel like I'm allergic to the world LOL
>>7682666
>>7682658
You both are too kind >\\<
>>7682678
I do enjoy me some weed, I stay away from hallucinogens though because of my anxiety~
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>>7682630
nim
>>7682641
oh, oops, I have a bad habit of knowing exactly what a girl wants and exploiting it B)
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>>7682690
PLEASE WHY DO YOU POST THIS EVERY TIME I SPEAK WHAT DOES IT MEAN I DONT UNDERSTAND AAAAAAA
>>7682674
https://clyp.it/y11owwqb
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>>7682692
>oh, oops, I have a bad habit of knowing exactly what a girl wants and exploiting it B)
as iff
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>>7682692
you made me sexually frustrated at work

h*ck u
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>>7682689
Are you crazy enough to think that anyone here is stupid enough to believe your obviously made up stories and clearly photoshopped angled pictures?
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>>7682687
gotta be honest homie
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>>7682691
you got to be 18 to use this site
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>tfw everyone is making fun of my accent
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>>7682693
>https://clyp.it/y11owwqb
GirlPretendsToBeBoy.mp3
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>>7682674

https://clyp.it/xge3cbgl

How about me
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>>7682659
you sound really gay desu
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>>7682642
You're wrong i carry that burden with me every day, I just try to act cheerful hoping one day I'll make it
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>>7682691
hahaha

that's one swollen nose!
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>>7682704
say banana
when I was in america people wouldn't stop asking me to say banana
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>>7682711
Yeah it was an 8 hour surgery so I think my nose is still in shock from being sliced open that long, and my dr said the tumor had to be taken out through pieces so idk how anyone could have that steady of hands.
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>>7682704
>everyone

>>7682707
yes, you fag
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>>7682707
>https://clyp.it/xge3cbgl
LMAO FAYE I LOVE YOU

this clip just made me laugh so fucking hard esp. the ending. No, I wouldn't think you were a faggot but maybe a cuck husband.

>Am I pronouncing that right
It's pronounced, Zee-Ah-Nuh.
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>>7682713
talked to an Australian once, never understood what he was saying.

:)
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>>7682659
https://clyp.it/ilgdwlw0

>>7682664
>>7682685
><

>>7682670
https://clyp.it/ft1spuwd

>>7682673
you sound fine lol
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>>7682700
Here, I just came back from my hon club and the speech pathologist gave us this to help like communicate more femininely.

You maybe have a lot to work on I noticed, so I thought I'd share it with you just in case

<3
>>
>>7682691
both of them are nice.
I have only had hallucinogens when I was little..
i enjoy most drugs though
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>>7682715
glad it went well homie
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>>7682704
everyone makes fun of my accent too

>>7682713
https://clyp.it/hbsfthc0
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>>7682715
id be shock too if someone sliced me open so it's understandable ^^
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>>7682722
i should see a speech therapist holy butts
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>>7682713
No, too many people are mocking my voice.
I thought you were American?
>>7682721
Yeah but I sound like a man, that's the problem. Yeson charges £6k, JUST.
>>7682726
You're full time right?
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>>7682713
https://clyp.it/0zrqr3kq
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>>7682721
>tfw nimothy will never be your bf
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>>7682731
https://clyp.it/aeex05nz
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>>7682722
Fucking hell did someone from Susans write this?
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>>7682718
O..h
https://clyp.it/kmi315vi
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>>7682722

dude wtf is this lol
>>
>>7682723
I used to go to music festivals in my teens and did ecstasy, but now most of it is impure so I just stick to weed.
>>7682724
Danke~
>>7682727
Hehe yeah, though I heard ffs is grueling and a painful recovery so I can't even imagine that.
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>>7682731
>You're full time right?
y-yes
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>>7682713
oh dude i'm excited for this
accents are so exciting.
>>7682726
https://clyp.it/phv0xx0j
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>>7682653


https://clyp.it/ppnwxblu

Heres my boyvoice
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>>7682734
https://clyp.it/cvycx4kn
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>>7682736
All the guides are very vague when it comes to resonance so after following them I just end up with a stupid high pitched voice.
>>7682742
Good girl
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>>7682722
obviously you pick up masculine habits living as a male for decades...

but really, if they have to go into THAT MUCH detail about EVERYTHING...idk
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>>7682737
Nope she has a lab coat and we do it in a hospital and everything, she's like ultra fem though so like yah
>>7682730
It's kind of nice she bullies me about my eye contact and shyness when we do groups
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>>7682738
>https://clyp.it/kmi315vi
Lmaooooo. Yes you pronounced it right. Beg for it, mommy. But be warned, it's pretty useless. :)
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>>7682740
y-ye D:

we'll see how things go in a few years but i might need it
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>>7682745
you sound like a fucking chipmunk
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>>7682749
im sorry nim
i was pretending to be a boy
im a girl and i wanna be ur gf
>>7682752
did you just like, find one specifically for tranny stuff or any old one?
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>>7682746
r u irish m88
>>7682752
I can't afford voice therapy.
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>>7682750
get lessons from your budd zheanna!
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>>7682696
>as if
as if what? as if it's a bad habit? I suppose, I do thoroughly enjoy this power :^)
>>7682697
oh this is even better now, think about it like this though, at least you've got something to do now when you get home
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>>7682746
are you like doctor who or something
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>>7682740
well his last time it was pure.
it was really nice, i could have a talk with him about it and see if he wants to chill
>>
>>7682761
;_;
>>
>>7682758
yea well you don't look like drake
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>>7682745
where the fuck is this accent from?
>>7682765
Maybe
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>>7682746
JOCKS OUT
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>>7682763
Scotland
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>>7682768
tfw never taken anything other than weedo
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>>7682739
There are some very nice grandpa daddies who need some help finding their inner women tyvm
>>7682751
So like I noticed that I say things, and men say things, very much to get the point across rather then just to be social, and they see "I think" or "maybe" as weakness (I got yelled at a lottttt for talking like this)

So it's something you need to know for female to female interaction tbqh if you're like maybe not used to it
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>>7682750
>I just end up with a stupid high pitched voice
https://clyp.it/tdhki1zm
to expand on this i don't know what you should do about it, but that's the problem you need to work on
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>>7682771
i look exactly like drake
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>>7682776
come to cali and we can take some molly
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>>7682761
https://clyp.it/febueya4
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>>7682766
>as if what? as if it's a bad habit? I suppose, I do thoroughly enjoy this power :^)
as if you could ever read my mind~
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>>7682773
mine?
>>7682780
pics or it didn't happen
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>>7682745
>https://clyp.it/phv0xx0j
o-oh
we elongate our A's O's and R's

>>7682750
>Good girl
UwU
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>>7682767
No...I'm not doctor who
>>7682774
>mfw
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>>7682753
>pretty useless
SAME
>>7682761
She does a lot of trans girls, but the army found her for me and brought her into the hospital
>>7682763
Qq maybe like get help here and online, zheanna's rates are very reasonable too if you want more professional help
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>>7682783
Your voice pleases me
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>>7682745
https://clyp.it/taimmm34
>>7682731
nah I'm a true blue aussie m8
>>
rate my passing potential pls
I was born with XXY syndrome
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>>7682721
post video of you holding up timestamp with voice
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>>7682746
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>>7682778

dude i need to write a guide like that disooh. "how to impersonate a woman"
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>>7682789
uhhh, I'm going to marry nim missy! >:c
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>>7682758

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lQYIH26q5p
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>>7682790
that's the wrong way to say banana
>>
Did I do it right
https://clyp.it/k1dxqyru
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>>7682784
what's to read when it all goes blank
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>>7682791
if you squint your eyes really tight, jahans almost looks like a professional bodybuilder
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>>7682766
I work from home :/
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>>7682788
>SAME
ur not actually implying we rub useless girlcocks together are you?

...
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>>7682782
>>7682756
>>7682776
>>7682768
I'm okay with this :3

And I guess I will post too, never used clyp before~
https://clyp.it/5h5i2uma
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>>7682800
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fXuQLddHFX
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>>7682782
nooo i turn into a goof whenever i talk anything uninhibits me
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>>7682786
say more things so i can try to imitate it
>>7682789
>this image
i don't care for the adapt a lot but i'm glad it happened because koe no katachi is getting around more because of it
>>7682790
https://clyp.it/55cxehe3
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>>7682807
Solid voice.

:)
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>>7682789
https://clyp.it/njuqw2iy
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>>7682809

I'll take it.
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>>7682775
I had no idea you were a fellow Brit.
>>7682779
I'll just save for surgery
>>7682785
Yes
>>7682788
I thought you were getting surgery too?
>>7682791
Good lord
>>7682790
Female aussie accents trigger me because they remind me of my butch dyke physical education teachers (a lot of teachers here are commonwealth imports because nobody here wants to do it)
>>7682802
You kinda did in the first three seconds then you lost it.
Let's hear that beautiful accent of yours.
>>
>>7682794
i aint postin no video
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>>7682801
https://clyp.it/epwgfont
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>>7682807
qt voice as always!
>>
>found a guy who degrades me well and in the way i like
fuck yes
now if only it wasnt an internet situation rip
>>7682810
ur already a goof
lets do it emi
>>7682807
it would be really fun wouldnt it?
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>>7682807
holy shit was not expecting that
whats your secret?
>>
>>7682722
HOW IS ANYONE MEANT TO CONCENTRATE ON ALL OF THAT AND SPEAKING AT ONCE???!!!
>>
>>7682809

dude
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>>7682823
just b urself
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>>7682807
>Claimed to be miles deep in repression
>Clearly was training her voice for months
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>>7682795
>>7682816

https://clyp.it/msqbzmym

:^)
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>>7682804
true
but in reality its some amorphous monster-looking blob of a body that does not look like it belongs to a human

>>7682816
>Good lord
he's a brit as well
next time you feel bad about your body just look at that picture and remember that could have been you
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyl5Ps8H4ks
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>>7682823
in the deep south literally no one speaks like that. i cant speak for other areas but ive never bumped into a cis woman that did all that or any on TV for that matter
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>>7682821
w-what if i do something weird

>>7682821
https://clyp.it/d2cbo3z2
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>>7682823

you should already be doing that naturally dude if you're a real chick :^)
>>
tfw crossfaded and compliant again
I should go out to a club like this and see if anyone tries to take advantage of me
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>>7682828
sounds like faye lol
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>>7682828
>I'm spartan
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>>7682819
it sounds weird cuz ur dum
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>>7682823
Robin, post voice
>>7682828
Lol, I was about to ask why your girlvoice didn't sound at all Scottish.
>>
>>7682825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lj7EbkKEmM
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>>7682806
o/////o

T...hat would be

No of course not

>.>
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>>7682842

stop having a nice voice
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>>7682817
okay I will keep believe you are using elanna's voice then

either that or you also have a really faggy voice that sounds like a girl trying to sound like a boy that could be it as well I guess
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>>7682812
>say more things so i can try to imitate it
https://clyp.it/bnkb5srl
I don't like listening to my voice, its so bad
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>>7682816
complex story: https://clyp.it/t1aqp3y2
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>>7682833
that would be fun though !!
>garlic bread is ready
plsgive ok
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>>7682820
>>7682813
Thank you loves <3
>>7682821
Hopefully they will have a club like thing there like AX did with Lounge 21~
>>7682827
>>7682822
I think having tubes shoved down my throat for 8 hours may have helped!
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>>7682834
edie I don't even sound like a real guy, let alone a real chick
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>>7682849
well id be too young for a club since im 18
unless its one that is 18+
at ALA it was just hang out in the hotel lobby :p
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>>7682839
>girl voice

That's my normal voice...

And I am actually Scottish lel

>>7682837
r-ree
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>>7682844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ethJTSM9Rt
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>>7682856
can you tell us to get out of your swamp
>>
>>7682846
https://clyp.it/sjcecif5
>>
>>7682858
you sound like you're about to do the weather forecast
>>
>>7682852

r u an alien

>>7682858

dude i said stop
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>>7682816
I am
>>7682823
You pick one silly

But I like forget to pick one and then they all compliment me and guess what I was working on and I'm just like

"I lost my train of thought and decided to talk about kittys"
>>7682831
It's a white girl way of talking, they almost 100% all talk like this in cali and Texas and North Carolina, the only person I didn't know who talked like this were dykes, ftms, tom boys, and people from Brooklyn, Boston and phily
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>>7682839
https://clyp.it/pmgivyge
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>>7682848
no cuz if i do something weird then everyone won't like me anymore and ditch me and pretend i dont exist anymore so i have to stay quiet and not say anything unless someone says something to me
>>
>>7682849
>>7682854
omg that reminds me im gonna be 21 in less than 6 months

>>7682848
i threw the garlic bread let me know when it gets to cali
>>
>>7682846
I would have genered that as female
you should post a longer one though
>>
>>7682805
well you can get right to it when you're done then B)
>>
>>7682846
https://clyp.it/4sggzcnm
>>
dude drake is like 12 he's not supposed to have a nice voice
>>
>>7682849
Oh you've been to anime expo?
I live by there
>>
>>7682858
you honestly sound pretty cute
>>
>>7682865
no, just really fucked up by muscular issues and mental illness and stuff
>>
>>7682868
but i will like you silly
plus i do silly stuff all the friggin time emi
like alwayss :p
>>7682874
o:
ill let you know
>>7682886
his only redeeming quality at this point
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>>7682882
Wait lemme listen
>>
>>7682861

https://clyp.it/bgqbhqke
>>
>>7682874
you gonna have a big party and invite us all?
>>
>>7682882
He sounds like a faggot, Amy however has de best boys voice and it's Scottish so mmm
>>
>>7682882
Dude
Damn
I am
Very confused
Mixed feels
How 2 handle this bruh
>>
>>7682887

oh sorry dude

>>7682890

DUDE

>>7682894

ur gay dude
>>
>>7682894
He sounds like a hot young twunk
What faggots sound like that??
>>7682896
Bruh like
Damn yo
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>>7682854
>>7682868
>>7682874
Hmm well either way it will be fun! And don't worry Nim I get weird when I drink like I go into full shock value mode to see people's reactions haha so they would be too busy figuring me out and you can just be youuu~ <3
https://clyp.it/4ubaurbp
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Here I like flipped the picture for you girls, and like did a little recording to get you started

https://clyp.it/hmhlkmrp
>>
>>7682861
>>7682862
https://clyp.it/w0lx55ak

>>7682878
I dont know what to say tho

>>7682881
you got the "the gorl wur hur haur" but you need to continue with "in two brayds held bye two blew bows"
>>
>>7682891
hey amy, say this:

>me and my mate jamie were just out getting some swadgers and these wee guys started giving us a bit of snash - just kinda calling us bentshots and rent boys and all that - and then one of the wee skelpers said that he was pulling a knife, so i just flung my bottle of ginger and, as luck would have it, i doofed it right off his dome
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don't click this, it's really too lewd. I'm cheesin' over this 1

https://clyp.it/ocpszu2a
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>>7682849
Oh sorryy I got you mixed up with Amy lol
And reeee you had voice surgery?
>>7682847
Interesting.
>>7682856
Sureee you are.
>>7682867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B3aNMMQdVY
>>7682899
Please post your voice, just this once, please ;_;
>>
>>7682892
no ill probably spend it by myself desu h-haha
>>
>>7682885
Yeeees maam! My friend helps run lounge 21 so I watched backstage as a cosplay strip contest went down LOL was definitely something else watching Kagome work the pole.
>>
>>7682891
can you sing the chorus of Sunshine On Leith by The Proclaimers for me? it's one of my faves
>>
>>7682905
>I dont know what to say tho
just like read from a newspaper or an article or something
>>
>>7682900
just bee yourself ^_^
but seriously emi is nice
youre nice
im nice
we will all be nice together n chill ya
>>
>>7682907
SAVED
>>7682900
Awww you're so adorable I swear
#goals
>>
>>7682908
It's all good girl! And nah I wish I had that much money ;-;
I had surgery to remove tumor/cysts from my sinus' Dx
>>
>>7682895
>>7682899

idk man

>>7682902

u sound as gay as me now dude
>>
Shrek is a movie about a nationalist who is trying to expel immigrants from his land
>>
>>7682886
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uiURIZIWw9
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filing these was such an ordeal christ
>>
>>7682907
S E X Y
my goodness
>>
>>7682908
What do you want me to say??
>>7682910
Oh shit that's cool!!
If you go this year we should meet up or something
I've never been to the party stuff at AX just the general events
>>
>>7682905
shannon im dying m8. ur voice passes perfectly idk why u don't like it lmao that way enjoyable to listen to

https://clyp.it/nycavapp
>>
>>7682918
>#goals
you are about to have vocal surgery so your voice will be that good soon
>>
>>7682905
https://clyp.it/qpmuneip
>>
>>7682924

dude stop posting this shit here we don't wanna see it
either that or turn on your trip so i can filter you
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>>7682908
Well where else would I live
>>
>>7682889
>>7682900
o-okay

maybe i wouldn't be so bad since you're both nice ^^
>>
>>7682931
i'm legally obliged to give maximum notice retard
>>
does my voice show that I piss?
https://clyp.it/vhcnxoef
>>
>>7682922
ohh so thats why everyone loves shrek
>>
i feel like im dead
>>
>>7682916
Yes I need a good night like that! All this cabin fever making me feel like I am losing it talking to my dogs and cats ._.; And I haven't drank since New Years Eve so hopefully my tolerance will be down~
>>7682918
you are too kind n//n <3
>>7682926
Down! We got free drink tickets too so I didn't have to pay 12$ for a vodka soda haha
>>
>>7682907
GRRR ASKJDAKGJASBNGJAB
>>
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https://clyp.it/hxh2v5p5

>>7682925
>SAVED
xD

>>7682925
y-y-you mean it?
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i feel really relaxed
like more relaxed than ive ever felt before
>>
>>7682946
snugg
>>
>>7682937

dude are you really trying to tell me that you're legally obligated to post this on 4chan lol
>>
>>7682937
youre legally advised to fucking kill yourself you rapist piece of shit
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>>7682944
:3

whatsup see: >>7682945
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>>7682926
Umm idk, maybe talk about why your voice sounds so nice? Thanks :)
>>7682933
Idk Kentucky?
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>>7682912
I can't sing tho lol
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>>7682927
to me it doesnt sound good or anything like what any aussie girls sound like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNZIJmEZ91g

>>7682929
idk I'm not a vocal coach
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>>7682907
teach me please
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>>7682907
omg

im sure there's gonna be a few chasers cheesin over that clyp too
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>>7682952
NOTHING AT ALL IS UP
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>>7682946
Hey Hanna, the thread wants to hear your Swedish accent.
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>>7682907
holy shit zhe, my dick is rock hard
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>>7682908
https://clyp.it/ljd5dm0v
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>>7682945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eyR1SGilIs
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>>7682907
u are so agp

nothing wrong with that desu though
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>>7682928
It takes about 6 months to heal right after, but if you listen she has really good natural intonation and pitch changes

Hopefully it sounds good tho! ;-;
>>7682937
But you didn't give any of the girls you molested and raped any notice
>>7682921
Pls you sound like a cis actress, I sound like a gay bottom who is trying to pretend she isn't trans
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>>7682947
yes my bed feels soo nice
>>7682962
oki give me a minute
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>>7682935
yus emi :3
>>7682942
we can have a lot of fun and yeah getting drunk should be easy, not too drunk :p
i try and pay attention to my snap but i forget sometiems T_T
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>>7682949
i have to try and give her notice of the impending hearing through any means i can imagine might give her actual notice of it

this right here is one line basically saying 'on february 1st, i posted a list of the documents filed with the court on that date. an anonymous poster under the name 'edie kershaw', who is an associate of the defendant's, replied and acknowledged the post.'
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>>7682953
>Kentucky
god, i hope not

amy's a bona fide scot though, she's always shitting up britfeel and britpol
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also boots seems proud of himself in that snap.
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>>7682945
seriously your voice is so perfect, its amazing
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>>7682953
I'm good at accents


https://clyp.it/vvspsfou
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>>7682968

naw dude really it's gittin gud

>>7682974

dude lucia and i are barely friends and that's my stage name lol
just turn on a trip so i can stop seeing this stuff thanks
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>>7682968
your voice will be so sweet that all the boys will fall in love with you and want to coat your throat with semen
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>>7682955
what about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCxgqHqakXc
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>>7682978
Thank you. I've spent a lot of time and attention onto it. I've been working on it for 1 1/2 years.

>>7682958
Sure.

>>7682959
It's hard to act. :P

>>7682961
Okay, good.

>>7682963
lmao

>>7682966
No, I'm neurotypical. :))

>>7682967
But I've been voted most TruTrans several times in 1 on 1 conversation.
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>>7682976
H-how do you know this...
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hmm
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>>7682981
any means, dude. i know its a stage name that's why it's in 'scare quotes'

im not posting it because i care about what mtfg thinks, i'm posting it because it's the law and if my posts can be filtered, her chances of receiving actual notice are lessened

tho it would be funny if she defaulted after service because she blocked me
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>>7682907
>mfw opened it
>dad walks in room to check on me
>>7682977
>>7682973
Gah I want it to be April already! Atleast I can kill time at the gym soon and get back in school! And boots is a boss ass bitch, in the good and bad sense lmao.
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>>7682972
>>7682962
oki heres my boymode voice
i sound like a fag
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a444zCXKp8
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>>7682990
you have to be agp to be trutrans tbqh
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>>7682991
because you have a distinct posting style and you're easy to spot, you weegie
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>>7682996
yeah im really lookin forward to april.
Boots is a butt but a cool butt from the snaps you send.
I wish i liked the gym though ;;
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>>7682996
do you have a daddy complex like everyone else here?
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>>7682983
I hear it's good for the sore throat after surgery
>>7682981
<3
>>7682945
Apology accepted but I'm still saving it

N..ot really but you know figuratively in my heart
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>>7682993
oh gosh
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>>7682918
oh I missquoted here: >>7682945
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>>7682995

she doesn't even come here tho dude
whatever man idk
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>>7683000
what the fuck are you saying
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>>7682986
I would. But it's late and my flatmates will wonder why I'm making so much noise
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>>7683008
i wonder why faye isn't spamming THAT headline
>>
how to be cute while flat chested?
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>>7683000
It just sounded like you were making random noises with your mouth, but it was cute nonetheless.
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>>7683005
just be a fatto and eat garlic bread all day like me
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>>7682964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h03JFmehGL
>>7682980
I'll believe you when I hear a Scottish accent lass.
>>7683011
Can you fill me in on the backstory to this autism?
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>>7683021
i wish i could
i am big tummied atm tho
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>>7683022
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h03JFmehGL
lmaooooooooo love it
your voice is awesome shakira
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>>7683015
its swedish my friendo
>>7683019
thats how you speak swedish
just make rando noises
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>>7682974
>>7682981
uhh you just gave away sonic's full name between the two of you
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>>7683018
ur a cutie oddish
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>>7683004
I'm onto you
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>>7683022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eHX72pyo9i
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>>7683017
it doesn't fit the narrative of trump being ebil
the one she was spamming about trump taking away LGBT protections was also confirmed to be false the next day, go figure
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>>7683030
lol
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>>7683026
ye same :^(

im underweight but i never exercise
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>>7683022

sonic and hips lived together, hips was basically evicted for being aggressive, hips kept sending rent checks so she could claim she still had a right to be there
tried showing up one night with a friend only for the landlord to not let her in, sonic and hips argue more, hips does the logical thing and sues for no reason as always
tldr; autism my dude lol

>>7683030

it's all over the place dude she's not hidin it
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>>7683022
What's with the weird intonation you always have? It's like you're a small child reading out of a storybook in class.
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>>7682993
>>7683008
>>7683017
>>7683035
kill yourselves cucks
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>>7683006
>implying saying daddy means you have a daddy complex.
I actually call my dad, father. We have a great relationship but those two words mean way different things to me and aren't connected

>>7682996
>>dad walks in room to check on me
well... did he like it? xD
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>>7682937
Kill yourself rapist cunt.
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>>7683038
well eat then !!
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>>7683022
But I am Scottish REEEE
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>>7683045
um i just ate some garlic bread!?!?

that's good for the whole day right

it's all ive eaten
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>>7683044
who is that anon?
>>
I wonder if I could cut it as a cop. Part of me wants to try and see and not count myself out without trying but at the same time I know i need work rn lol
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>>7683038

You should exercise, it's good fo' you.
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>>7683056

naw dude
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>>7683042
niiice
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>>7683033
i'm always watching you, amy

also, i want to hear you say it in your broadest scottish accent: >>7682906
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>>7683051
eat more
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>>7683056
do u really think youre cut out for any kind of physical labor
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>>7682995
This is why it's kind of funny

He has no money to go and serve someone, no money to pay someone to find her and serve her, and he's trying to say that without leaving his house he exhausted all methods, to a judge, that went to law school, and that anon people who barely know someone online have count as attempts to serve

But idk he raped people so I guess it's about the same level of bubble
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>>7683058
im too lazy :((
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>>7683052
afaik its some rapist who is fake suing a trip here and being impressively autistic about this shit. I wish they'd die.
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>>7683059
radical bro
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>>7683005
My weight fluctuates like crazy so I gotta go to keep up with all the food I eat, I gain fat easily u_u
>>7683006
Nope, my parents have been together 38 years this year and they are honestly my best friends.
>>7683043
Well I think he thinks I am lesbian now lmao, so your voice is certainly good!
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>>7683071
which rapist?
theres like 20 here

hips, amy, pookie, hailey
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>>7683066
women can be police too drake
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>>7683056
I think you could do it, but I may be biased in the sense that I also want to be a cop.
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>>7683059
EDIE IM TAKING YOU DOWN TOWN
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>>7683068

lolllllllll

>>7683073

sup dude :-)

>>7683081

loll not even man
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>>7683081
downtown seems nice
>>
>>7683060
ty
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>>7682906
>>7683061

https://clyp.it/fsaca4vg
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>>7683076
I THINK its hips but I'm not 100% sure.
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>>7682990
NO IT ISN'T GOOD
>>7683056
pfffffffftttt aahahahahahahahaahahah
>>
>>7683077
but trannies that get mental breakdowns when trying to masturbate can't
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>>7683084
hru friend
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>>7682905
>>7682957
>to me it doesnt sound good or anything like what any aussie girls sound like
I know what you mean, you do sound like a woman, just like I dunno, 40

That vid was good, though they forgot all the sick bogan slang, but I guess that's acceptable. People shouldn't want to understand them...
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>>7682993
>>7683017
>>7683035
you cant blame her for getting all her fake news from legacy media companies, she doesnt realise they have a corporate interest in creating scandal and riling the public up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyl5Ps8H4ks
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>>7683022
https://clyp.it/z0dd1d0g
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>>7683074
it really depends for me
i need to balance my weight now
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>>7683056
Can you self sacrifice, deal with bullshit, embrace how everything sucks on a real personal level and enjoy it in some way?

Then yes

If not, don't
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>>7683090
>NO IT ISN'T GOOD
did you like the recording?
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>>7683087
LMAO
>>
>>7683065
what should i eat lil isl
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>>7683092

i'm good dude just hangin out :-) sup with you?
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>>7683096
its easier to be outraged at everything trump does
you get to feel morally superior and smarter than others, without actually doing or learning anything
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>>7683084
EDIE
IM PUTTING YOU IN CUFFS
>>7683078
you probably dont have the mental health issues i have lol
>>7683085
it is
>>7683099
I mean that whole line sounds like my current job :^)
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>>7683087
saved for use at a later date
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>>7683074
>Well I think he thinks I am lesbian now lmao, so your voice is certainly good!
dang I was hoping maybe he'd want my number.
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>>7683104
pasta!!
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>>7683110
why dude?
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>>7683108
of course
she is a self admitted classist
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>>7683106
skipped class like a rebel and practiced voice

that's all i really did today
>>
Implying Grace would be anything other than a desk cop.
>>
>>7683081
>>7683109
u going to disappear her to homan square and rape then beat her to death? thats what chicago police do right?
>>
>>7683087
Marry me pls
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>>7683109

that's gay dude

>>7683110

don't be rude dude

>>7683119

staying in school is important dude
>>
>>7683116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s120V91tsD9s
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>>7683087
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah what
>>
>>7683104
baked ziti
>>
>>7683109
I've not really noticed a whole lot of mental issues with you yet, so I dunno.
>>
>>7683113
lolmg you're a flirting machine. and you're good.
>>
>>7683103
Kekkles

>>7683122
B-but I have a boyfriend
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>>7683129
i dont have that

>>7683114
is rice okay or no
>>
>>7683132
Amy I am totally gonna laugh at your accent and try to learn a scottish accent too
Now do the trainspotting one desu
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>>7683034
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FR0sFe8pQM
>>7683027
Lol Americans seem to like my accent, thanks. There goes my online girl roleplay though, I've been exposed as a man in drag!
>>7683039
Wow this is why I don't meet 4channers. Sounds like Sonic is the one who should be sueing, Hips is harassing her both offline and online.
>>7683040
My voice is slightly off-key because I rarely use it.
>>7683049
> I am Scottish REEEE
Yeah sure you are and I'm Jamaican :-^D
>>7683097
Damn I didn't know your brain damage was that serious, I hope the NHS is helping you with it, but they're not are they?
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>>7683120
I like to imagine that Grace would be on standby at a prison, and every time they had a riot there, they'd push her into the cell block and everyone would just pump away at her until all their anger has gone away.
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>>7683120
>decide to follow my dreams and go to school to become a cop
>train my body and my skills
>join the police force
>end up a secretary anyway
Man why do I have to be so worthless
>>7683121
Actually i just wanted to take edie somewhere nice but that's a good joke anon
>>7683130
Everything's been at the lowest it has been the last month or so, I used to be p anxious and have serious hypochondria but I've mellowed out for some reason
>>
>>7683096
>pic

wow its almost like democrats aren't actually left wing and are really just center right pretending to be left wing
>>
>>7683123
but its gay
>>
>>7683138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bhx426VGco
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>>7683123
Dude, Edie I'm gonna run a frequency analysis on how many times you've sad dude, dude. .

>>7683131
lmao. some how I do it with a caveman brow too. idk
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>>7683139
But I don't want to be a cocksleeve for the degenerates..
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>>7683136
yes it is
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>>7683136
>i dont have that
its meat, cheese, pasta sauce and pasta baked in a casserole with extra cheese on top
rice is fine tho
fried rice is better
>>
>>7683140
You're like 5'2" and weak. You'd be torn apart on the mean streets of Chicago.
>>
>>7683140
The anxiety is the only one that'd really be a mark against you, but if you can control it and learn coping skills, I don't see why you couldn't become a cop.
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>>7683140
not really funny or a joke desu
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>>7683102
I did but I think I'd like it just a little bit more if I was the one causing such a reaction B)
>>
>>7683147
Well, Elanna can't be on the clock 24/7.
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>>7683144
Lol.
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i wanna hear mtfg's boy voices now desu that was entertaining to listen to
>>
>>7683087
scots and aussies are the only nationalities allowed to say cunt
>>
>Meet up with someone from mtfg
>dont rape them!?!?!!?
Is it really that hard for some people?
>>
>>7683148
>>7683149
can i put butter on it
>>
>>7683109
Like I dunno regular jobs are irritating

Police military jobs are soul crushingly sucky and tiresome and a lot of times dangerous, and filled with people's pain

If you are the kind of person who could go run a marathon with minimal training and not feel bad for yourself and kind of just tune it out until you stumble over and collapse on the finish line, it would be good work, it probably pays well, you'll need to work really hard for it tho
>>
>>7683138

dude it's very that

>>7683140

i wanna go somewhere nice with you wtf

>>7683143

ur gay dude

>>7683146

man why is everyone buggin me bout my use of dude
>>
>>7683140
>train my body
l-lewd
>>
>>7683154
you werent tho
>>
>>7683161
yes
>>
>>7683164
Chill bro.
>>
>>7683164
ill kill u if call me gay agen
>>
>>7683137
>>7682986

https://clyp.it/4y0mjzas
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>>7683132
I'm a girl so he won't mind
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>>7683167
I KNOW KMS
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>>7683164
>man why is everyone buggin me bout my use of dude
its straight dude, we cool. my analysis never took off.
>>
>>7683170

i am chill dude

>>7683172

ur gay

>>7683177

cool dude :-)
>>
>>7683157
https://clyp.it/5ar4lmn2
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>>7683175
B-but he will Faye
>>
>>7683161
and cheese
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>>7683182
*kills u desu*
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I think I'd rather become a fireman. Firelady.
No one hates firepeople.
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>>7683157
https://clyp.it/2ce5hh1e

>>7683173
uwu nice
I can't wait to go see it in cinema soon
>>
>>7683176
then you gotta chase harder senpai
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>>7683151
I-i could patrol a nice suburb instead..
>>7683152
If I'm still interested a few months from now I'll inquire with the local PD about stuffs and then see about actually taking the steps to become an officer
>>7683155
SOMEONE HELP I NEED AN ADULT
>>7683163
huh
how do all these out of shape and tiny cops pull this off
>>
>>7683183
lmao that's a good gay boy voice but idk i cant guess :(
>>
>>7683192
>firepeople
Tumblr pls
>>
>>7683157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Eq9JByHHo
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>>7683196
Wait lmao you're actually planning on becoming a cop in Chicago? Holy shit you wouldn't last five seconds
>>
>>7683192
you need to be really strong I think that gear is really really heavy
>>
>>7683192
Firemen are smaller, harder to get into, and have physical requirements that are no joke
>>7683173
My panties are wet now, thanks
>>
>>7683157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GVlcfomnMV
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>>7683195
I know what that requires and you ain't gettin it
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who am i kidding im never going anywhere meaningful in life
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>>7683198
Sorry I mean waterbucketbonger for you british folk.
>>
>>7683208
maybe if you weren't such a piece of shit
>>
>>7683210
Rude.
>>7683208
Stay in your basement kid.
>>
>>7683196
It was just an example of how these jobs can feel, most of those over weight cops are probably riding a doctors note tbqh it's very very common, but at one time they applied in shape, and you'll have to be better then all of them tbqh being a tran woman
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>>7683210
we posting triggering images?
>>
>>7683208
tru
too sheltered to succeed
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>>7683157
Here is my boy voice:

https://clyp.it/qtmup5yd

>>7683207
??? what's that. I think you are bad at reading minds.

>>7683208
Untrue!
>>
>>7683208

dude don't do that

>>7683192

i'm pretty sure fires hate fireladies dude
>>
>>7683204
>>7683205
I will become strong!
>>
>>7683157

>boyvoicing
>ever

why tho
>>
>>7683210
wow, that's quite racist

they're actually just called the "nee-nors" here
>>
>>7683219
Lmao are you serious?
>>7683223
Some of us are men.
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>>7683219
i dunno wtf to do for a career though
im not very capable of anything
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When scientists went beyond the 4th dimension and observed the american border in all observable parallel universes they were not surprised to see that Trump had built the wall in every single one. Sadly the democrat funded expedition didn't find a promise land as they had hoped.
Press F to pay respects
>>
>>7683208
life is meaningless you need to create your own meaning
>>
>>7683219
>this is my boy voice

LOL
Also I love, and I do this too, when a trans girl goes

I'm trying to sound like a booooyyyy so like yeahhhhhh with so much inflection
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>>7683220
You know what they say about fighting fires.
Do it smart and from a distance!
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>>7682804
check out his new dew
>>
>>7683202
wtf shannon i said boy voice r u trolling me?

>>7683219
still sounds a really andro leaning girl

dis is a boy voice mlady

https://clyp.it/euicxtgb
>>
>>7683230
And then this faggot had to bring politics to a fun voice discussion.
>>
>>7683233

do they really say that?

>>7683234

aw dude that's mean
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>Finally able to relax now I'm on hrt again
>brain: hey you feel ok now maybe your not trans, better stop. It's just a placebo you need
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>>7683236
Very good.
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>>7683236
>wtf shannon i said boy voice r u trolling me?
t-that was my guy voice
please dont hugbox and pretend my guyvoice sounds okay too
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>>7683239
I dont know. Probably not.
It sounds like a smart rule though.
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>>7683219
>tfw you can't physically put her in her place for making you frustrated
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>>7683236
you should like your thug nasty and ready to cuck some white boy

>>7683232
shit you're right, guilty. lol

>>7683227
How old are you again?

>>7683225
>Lmao are you serious?
Idk I feel I could probably go a little lower.
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>so tired, just want to sleep
>thread is actually quite interesting for once and i get to hear everyone's voice
thanks a lot, >GUYS<
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>>7683237
Its a political shitpost, you dont have to take the bait you sensitive liberal lol.

Also your filter sure seems shoddy Shakira, If I didnt know any better I'd say you cant stop yourself from replying to me.
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>>7683241
yay!
good girl, also tell spartan to stop being a jerk
>>
>>7683157
https://clyp.it/sggnc2la
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>>7683138
lolnope
>>
I feel sad now, I'll never sound like a girl ;_;
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>>7683249
im 20
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>>7683223
I don't feel like doing a boy voice

So I did zhenna's boy voice instead


https://clyp.it/dnmqxs4n
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>>7683237
i will be happy once cartman fucks up his domestic terror plot and commits suicide after the police surround his house and break down his door
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>>7683243
>hugbox

ill fukkin deck u right in the gabber u limey cunt I swear on me me ill fukkin wreck u m8
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>>7683260
lauren wtf
>>
>>7683246
triss > duchess > shani > syanna > yennifer > keira
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>>7683252
Ok :3


>>7683194
It looks good
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUWA-HdI1NI

M-My voice.
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>>7683264
I'm not lauren...

she left anyway I think
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>>7683263
swear on me mum*
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>>7683260
This wasn't cartman?
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>>7683260
is lauren back??
>>
>>7683273
cartman is swedish
>>
>>7683259
lol

is valley girl dialect even used now?
>>
>>7683273
much more attractive and less fat than I pictured desu
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>>7683281
>that
>attractive
Raise your standards my man.
>>
>>7683251
How many times do I have to tell you that since I deleted my history all my filters are gone and I can't be bothered to put them back on because I was filtering like 20 people?
>>7683260
Hahaha please make this happen! See some fat neckbeard being dragged out of his basement live on TV while ranting about why Jews made him a virgin
>>7683273
The alt right are not terrorists they said.
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>>7683280
I wasn't trying to do valley girl ;-; mean
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>>7683260
I feel sorry for Cartman, she wants to be a girl so bad but because her country is going to shit she feels an obligation to stay to try to make things better by being a white male
the problem is, is that she will probably never find a white female to breed with because they are all blacked
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>>7683265
>yennefer not top
>shani not bottom
>triss not second-from bottom
>keira not third from top
my man, consider suicide
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>>7683269
I fuckin love that movie.
>>
wanna know a secret

I want to be a girl
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>>7683283
I mean he's pretty normal looking (if thats him)
kinda just assumed his face was a bit busted up or something
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>>7683273
i think cartman is a special needs kid who lives on a disability pension.

maybe he'll leave his room someday
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>>7683291
you are a girl
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>>7683273
fake news
people on the scene say it was a muslim
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>>7683249
a haha thanks for the laugh

>>7683253
passing boy voice

>>7683291
bro that's gay
>>
>>7683286
>Faye as a valley girl
Why does this turn me on?
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>>7683259
>https://clyp.it/dnmqxs4n
L M F A O
U R KILLING ME

>Balls never dropped
I used to get this one constantly when I played video games. If my balls never dropped then why do I have a gross caveman ridge, RIDDLE ME THAT

>BOYYYYYY
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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>>7683287
I feel bad for her but it's her choice to believe that retarded white supremacist shit so whatever idc if she gets killed
>>
>>7683295
im a 6'2 cavebeast
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>>7683292
that's the mosque shooter
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>>7683011
im not finna take ur word for it

>>7683039
>basically

>read: constructively, without an action filed for unlawful detainer
post saved, ty 4 evidence

>>7682195
?
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>>7683284
Muslims: peacefully prey towards Mecca three times a day
Alt-right: spent 8 years tuning into extremist websites and media all day, while plotting war against the American people, while stock piling weapons of war.

Really makes you think
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>>7683311
Same.
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>>7683301
actually my man the fake news is that is that the shooter was a muslim
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>>7683312
oh lmao
I guess that's why the trump page was highlighted, I was wondering
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>>7683287
His country is so cucked it's hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkfRkR1Pqag
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xd
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>>7683286
I'm sorry I'm like 56 so mu only american cultural references are from the 80's and early 90s

can you believe that Bill Clinton said that his favorite Jazzist is Kenny G!

lmao I can't even tell Michael Bolton from Kenny G to be honest.
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>tfw trying to generate 7-character trip
wew this will take forever
>>7683202
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bFEGZZIXbU
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>>7683321

>>7683321

>>7683321
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>>7683288
>yennifer top
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>>7683315
I'm pretty much on your side Faye but lets not pretend all muslims are innocent.
Just ask some of the 50 lgbt people who were murdered last year by one of them.
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>>7683325
shit meant to reply to the source i'm too tired for this
>>7683157
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>>7683311
tall girls are hot ngl. a lot of my cis friends actually wish they were taller

plus longer legs and that's always good to show off :]
>>
>>7683311
>cavebeast
for some reason this caused me to burst into laughter after feeling like shit all day

doubt it though and height isn't really a big deal
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>>7683301
The government arrested and prosecuted this man, people on the scene saw the police talking to a witness and said the witness was the shooter, and then Fox News published that and said it was in a "report" which was just a typed up memo their team made after talking to white people who came to see what was going on.
>>7683306
God gave you a few slightly masculine features to give red necks confusing boners
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>>7683319
you're being very racist against migrants shakira
aren't you concerned they'll face discrimination in their new country?
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>>7683317
the fake news is that it wasn't a muslim.
they pinned it on some alt-right retard because trudeau is a cuck
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>>7683325
Ambi please make me one that says
Marco
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>>7683356
k bro kill yourself not going to bother with you anymore
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>>7682845
Wtf my boy voice doesn't sound faggy
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>>7683330
See radical Islam is a problem, and he like the fort hood shooter (which I missed by like an hour and had to go back in the building with the tape outlines of bodies and bullet holes because that's where they inprocess you from Iraq and the government doesn't care about soldiers fee fees) was converted before the attack, None of this stops what happened here or there or in the marathon bombing where they are recently converted mentally unstable citizens that were turned by a foreign power over the internet.

All republicans aren't a problem, but when you fill their heads that it's a massive conspiracy and they're coming to kill you, the crazy ones are going to go shoot up a mosque, or burn one down like happened in Texas last week, or shoot up a pizza place looking for Clinton she child sex ring.
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