Cis Lesgen

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>>7656809
>a lot of fucking normies use fucking twitter

Oh come on, twitter is so good for whining.

>>7656887
>original content
Sick

>>7656844
On the other hand, it reminds me every fucking day that I am the only one without gf.

Where did the 'tie lesbians to a rack and rape them straight' idea come from? I can't even remember where it first showed up anymore. Was it ever really a thing?

>>7656902
There's also me.

>>7656942
South Africa.

>>7656942
It's called correctional rape and it really exists.

>>7656844
>>7656902
Y'all must be following the wrong people. My TL is fun and fun only.

>>7656809
>ywn be cis
why even live

>>7657017
You shouldn't.

>>7657054
i know

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Lesgen help, I'm such a huge virgin that I've started feeling attached to a female character in vidya. And you can't even see her face.

>>7657074
Last year I had a giant crush on a cartoon character who only had about 4 minutes of screentime. So I could only fuel my passion with fanarts which were mostly, well, let's say different from what I wanted to see. Then her character development went the wrong way and I almost drowned in my rectal blood. But my favorite women type (?) changed somehow and that saved me.

>>7656942
Very big in developing countries. South Africa comes to mind. A mish-mash of animist/Christian/Muslim beliefs and ideals that say the woman is fundamentally broken and you just need to give her a bit of dick to fix her, ideally from multiple men at the same time.

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>>7657074
Which character, anon? This is very important.

I fell in love with the Daughter of Crystal Kriemhild in DS3 because she's such a helpless cutie. There isn't much fan art, but I keep the hope alive. You're probably less pathetic than I am.

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>>7657122
The Peacekeeper, from For Honor.
There's nothing sexual or cute at all about her but somehow still, ugh.
I mean I've had odd crushes on fictional women before, but none that were so unwomanly.

>>7657139
Breeder slag.

>>7657177
Wut

What characters do lesbians find attractive?

By that I mean, you're attracted to the characters looks and personality, not the actress

>>7657139
How's the game?

>>7657260
I like it a lot, but I think it's overpriced and knowing Ubisoft the P2P shit will be pretty horrible.
But game play wise it's really fun.

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>>7657254
Obligatory

>>7657254
Septa Nutella, Brienne, Lin Beifong, Mary Lou Barebone, M, scientist lady from The girl with all the gifts.
There should be more tough ladies in their 40s on our screens.

>>7656942
I'm South African and can confirm. It's mostly an African thing and pretty uncommon outside the townships and villages. From what I've heard it's also big in the middle East and India.

>>7657254
I always liked Lara Croft. I don't know if that's clichéd or anything but I really liked the idea of her when I was younger: rich, beautiful, goes on adventures. I used to imagine she would adopt me and teach her all the cool tricks so we could go on adventures together and maybe kiss a little. But she never did ;_;

Has anyone been to an all girl's school? What was it like?

>>7657642
Yeah. Boring as shit honestly.

>>7657642
>go to all-girls school
>hate there being no boys
>other girls get to see boys anyway but I'm too anti-social
>leave school
>realize I like girls
>what have I missed out on .jpg

>>7657642
It was dumb. Teenage girls are evil cunts.

>>7657642
It was miserable, I spent 8 months in a correctional facility and I greatly preferred it to my 4 years in an all girls school.

>>7657254
I have a weak spot for hime cut characters. Also reverse traps. Otherwise depends how much I like the design/personality.

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>>7656809
>What's new this weekend

Played three of four gay guy friends in pokemon last night. I beat two and would have beaten the third if my drunk self didn't forget to mega evolve.

One of them is new to the game and using my tricks alongside his own. He's going to be really good. I'm proud of him.

Now I'm watching my gf play overwatch. We will go out for food soon.

It's gonna be a comfy weekend.

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>>7657139
she's really cute,got more pics of her?

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>>7657254
call me a weeb but i have a weak spot for monster girls like Draco

>>7657863
What bad things did you do?

>Lesbians
>Real

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>>7657940
Yes, look at her cute face!

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>>7657980
kyyuute!

I checked my ex's facebook for the first time in a long time. A few days ago, I spewed a bunch of truly wretched garbage and basically implied that I never loved her. And she believed it. She posted about it on facebook, and she's gotten so much love and support from her family and friends.

I'm just glad she seems to be doing better now. I'm such a fucked up piece of human garbage, honestly. I hope she finds happiness and I die sometime soon.

Sorry for the vent.

>>7658025
Venting is important. It's one of the best things about anonymous image boards.

I'm sorry things are so dongs, anon. You're not as bad as you think you are.

>>7657642
>went to a girl's school for ten years
>seven to sixteen
>the clique game is strong as fuck
>it's a hivemind there
>they're all straight
>the few that aren't that I knew of legit had some kind of mental disorder
>all of them were bitchy
>or unattractive
>the ones that were pretty were those basic instagram hoes
>normies
>the environment was so bad and toxic
>gossip everywhere
>hate everyone except my close friends
>been a lesbo in denial since fourteen
>had so much confusion and issues with realising that I'm gay because I never liked any girls from my school
>all the girls I knew were so terrible
>GEE I WONDER WHY I KEPT THINKING I WAS STRAIGHT

in the last two years of my time in an all girl's school a lesbo liked me. can post story if anyone's interested

>>7658025
Sorry to hear, anon. Think of this as an opportunity of retrospection, and improve upon it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

>>7657961
Public urination. kek.

>>7658093
Pls post

>>7658037
>>7658095
Thanks, anons. Didn't expect my post to have any sort of nice response, considering this whole mess is my own fault.

I think I'm pretty bad, but I will try to be better. I guess the best thing I can do about this right now is to resist the urge and never contact her again.

>>7658162
You're right. Zero contact is the only way things ever get better. Frame the happy memories, understand that you're not going to have any more with her, and once you're strong enough start going out to make new ones with someone else.

>>7658103
just remember:
>the few that aren't that I knew of legit had some kind of mental disorder

All the lesbians I knew were crazy in some way (two of them, but well)

1/?

>let's call this girl A
>A has some kind of mental disability
>it's kept secret from the rest of the class however
>we know that she has a problem, but no one knows exactly what
>like people who are mentally disabled, she acts differently
>she's quiet, her face looks dumbed
>anyways, at the start of my 6th year of girl school, she sat behind me
>she never bothers me
>but I grew to hate A because of the girl who sat next to her
>the girl would gossip and complain about A
>basically A is fucking disgusting
>lend her a pencil and she'd chew and suck the back of it, and still had the guts to return it at the end of the day
>digs her nose and smears snot all over her desk
>apparently she asks her deskmate the dumbest questions regarding lessons as well
>one day the teacher changed the students seating arrangement and A is now next to me
>killme.jpeg
>A isn't talkative at all, she asked me one question during class (she asked me why the covalent compound on the whiteboard looked like mickey mouse, what the fuck), which is a LOT less than to her ex-deskmate
>when I turn to look at her she looks afraid
>thank goodness the next day the class had a seat reshuffle

>fast forward to near end of the year
>A has an... incident...
>our class has a chat group to talk/remind each other of things
>one day A started sending REALLY weird things to the chat group
>"release the firework"
>"khatib is my avenue"
>"dont tell me cb rape dog"
>legit this is what she sent to the class chat
>50+ messages spammed by her
>consecutively
>nothing made sense
>she also started sending pictures and ching the chat group picture
>classmates got worried and contacted teachers etc etc she was removed and the class had some counsellor come over to talk to us that she has an issue
>her disorder was never revealed though

>>7658101
Are you in the sex offender registry now lol.

>>7658197
kek

>>7657139

>peacekeeper
Patrician taste.
Knight faction best faction.

>>7658101
Does that get you off? Would you let me pee on you? This is important.

>>7658198
No, fortunately.

>>7658231
No, I just really had to pee.

I would let someone pee on me though if they really wanted to.

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>>7658197
2/?

fast forward a couple of months to the holidays
>A sends me messages sometimes, about school work
>we're both in the same club, library club
>if I'm not wrong I was talking to my friends about social media during one session
>after club activities I received messages from her asking for my facebook so we could be friends
>nope.avi
>she keeps texting even though the conversation is dead
>suddenly
>"would you kiss me or a boy?"
>"would you live with a woman or a man?"
>"if I kissed you would you kiss me back?"
>"NOT THAT I LIKE U OR ANYTHING"
>literally mfw
>at first I thought she was having an incident
>ask if she was alright and stuff
>after awhile it seemed so surreal and she kept going on
>"during sports day on the bus back home I dreamt of kissing u lol"
>sports day was in the beginning of the year
>how long has this girl been giving me strange eyes???
>realisation that the look of fear she gave me when she sat next to me was because she was shy maybe????
>oh my god
>"you know sometimes in class I look at your sexy back haha NOT THAT I'M LESBIAN OR ANYTHING"
>holy shit
>our uniform is one piece that barely hugs our curves
>my uniform is a hand me down that's 2-3 sizes bigger than me
>what the fuck
>she goes on about her interesting?? opinions
>"lol I want to live with a woman instead of a man because I won't get pregnant"
>did she just assume that whoever who lives with her wants to bang her
>what the
>she also started going on about aura colors people give off I don't even know if that's related she's a fucking lunatic
>she also sends me a picture of her Teddy bear for no reasons whatsoever
>my first reaction is to panic to my friends
>my slightly more terrible spirited friends decide to text her about it to prompt her for the lolz(?)
>she tells my friends strangeass stuff but I can't remember shit because this was years ago
>"I wish anon were my teddy bear"
>friend relays to me that she dry humps her teddy to masturbate
>ABSOLUTEFEAR

>>7658221
Definitely. Everyone shits on Peacekeeper for being OP but she's just so much fun.

>>7656809
>What's new this weekend normie scum?

I hooked up with an Asian qt again, my crush/grill I'm sort of dating but not really anymore wants to know all about her, and my friend went up to random strangers at the gay bar to show them pictures of my ex and talk about how hot she is.

>>7658254
She's ticked like 20 boxes indicating she's a sexual abuse survivor.

>>7658258

In fairness in the first alpah everyone whined about the samurai assassin class (i think it's assassin, the peacekeeper equivalent) for being op and broken, but it was just becuase it was the only fast class at the time.

People get buttmad when things move quicker and stab faster than they do.

>>7657816
This desu. Having said that even if I had known I liked girls I doubt anything would have come of it back then.

>>7658266
Yeah, Orochi. Still a shit class and the most popular.
They haven't added the Valkyrie in this beta though, which was the only hero that consistently fucked me up as Peacekeeper, so yay.

>>7658254
I mean, we've all humped teddies.
...right?

>>7658270

Orochi, that's the one.
She was fun, but knight aesthetic is so much better than the others that I couldnt stay with it.

>all my friends went samurai
>im just standing there with my badass plate and claymore
Fukken weebs.

>>7658254
did she try to murder sometime?

So
Who's joining the KV club?
Wizards and soon to be wizards? Reply to this post.
We need to stick together

>>7658279
Yeah, I'm actually just now trying the Orochi but I don't really like it. Peacekeeper a best and cutest.
>tfw high ass bitch voice
>scream "NON NOBIS DOMINE" and "DEUS VULT" in the chat
>everyone thinks I'm a little girl
Oh well

>>7658296
I'd rather FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND.

In fact, i'm gonna go make out with her, right now.

>>7657553
>South African
Whew
That accent though
Are you white or African?

>>7658025
Damn
I'm sorry anon, that's rough.

If it makes you feel any better, I stalk my exs social media (I blocked her on everything ); and want to get back together

You're not garbagé we're human with feelings
It sucks

>>7658254
3/?
>after awhile I give up trying to care and just yolo'd and continued feeding her to see her... really weird replies
>keeps asking what's my sexuality or who I like
>I ask her to sleep and she finally disappears
>the next day more strange messages ensues
>if only I kept them somewhere, screenshots would've been fucking hilarious
>"what colour do you like"
>"what do you think about fake flowers vs real flowers as gifts"
>we have remedial lessons in the holidays, we need to come back to school
>I was about to board the bus after class
>A scurries to me and quickly gives me blue (fake) flowers (that costs $2.55 from NTUC) and quickly shies away
>my terribad friend quickly takes the flowers and takes selfies with it what the fuck (but this is besides the point)

>fast forward to my last year in the girl's school
>A has gotten FUCKING FAT
>rumours said she gained 30kg
>the holidays were only a month long what the
>okay maybe the meds she's on slowed her metabolism
>one day she gives me candy when I was seated at my desk
>I managed to get her to stop texting me when I said she was annoying me

>>7658265
You're right. I'm not sure though. Classmates were speculating that she has schizophrenia. Her parents are also really protective of her and hovers around her sometimes. We always thought it was because she was disabled and the only child so she had a whole lot of attention on her.

>>7658328
4/?
>fast fast forward to the end of my last year
>prom night
>did NOT want to go
>forced anyways
>ex teacher who was in charge of my class pulls me aside and mutters a couple of scary revelations to me
>basically
>A found my instagram account
>she saw my shitposting
>she also saw one post mentioning her
>it was that day with the candy thing
>reported it to the teacher
>says I'm slandering her or something when I called her a crazy lesbo (all the post said was 'that crazy lesbo gave me candy today' with a meme image)
>this pretty much ruined my night that day
>best part my table had her sitting far opposite me
>I left before the second course because I was in such a bad mood
>even the fact that my close friend (that I had a low key crush on) was sitting next to me with all the weird people at our table even though she could leave and join other people
>days after that night she texts me
>"please take down that post or I'll send it to the class chat group lol :)"
>lol :)
>even if she did, pretty sure half of the class knows she's really far out
>tell her everything is gone anyways because let's be nice
>weeks later she sends me
>"it fucking hurts you know, can you at least apologize??" out of nowhere
>ignore it, I don't want to start shit up again
>I guess all in all I'm mostly a huge asshole but damn she was so creepy it completely ruined my image of lesbians until I figured out I was one
>the thing that honestly griped me the most about her finding the post meant that she found the rest of my account
>which is, by the way, SUPER HARD TO FIND
>think of animu and memes and nobody from irl was allowed on there
>was my mistake that I left it public
>my biggest fear is that she would've seen all the /u/ shit I post

I'm not too angry or disgusted by her. She has problems so we can't blame her. had to crush on a huge asshole like me. To this day I'm still fascinated with whatever she did or said to me.

>>7658293
I was actually afraid of that, or rape

>>7658347
And who was the other mentally unstable lesbian?

>>7658369
Anon herself.

>>7658302
>Are you white or African

Does this mean that white people born and raised in Africa aren't Africans?

>>7658386
Oh. And what is your disability?

>tfw no super exciting school stories about psycho dykes
The most exciting thing that happened in my high school was girls getting caught together in the bathroom during lunch break.

>>7658318
I don't even want to get back together though, I'm the one who wanted to break up in the first place. She never did and had always wanted me back. It got her all depressed all the time so I got her to block me and hate me instead. That probably makes me retarded, but it is what it is. It does suck.

How long ago did you guys break up?

>>7658394
Tell story.

>>7658403
Well that was back when I was just starting but the way my older sister told me about it, the two tried to sneak away to one of the lesser used bathrooms to get touchy-feely with each other, and got caught by one of the praefects, in the words of my poetically inclined sister, with their fingers up each other wave their tongues dancing.

>>7658417
Hot.
>tfw you missed out on teen lesbian sex
>tfw permavirgin so you will keep missing out on lesbian sex

>>7658390
In this crazy, fucked up, politically correct world, no. If a White Zim doesn't qualify for an African American scholarship they aren't African.

>>7658437
Yeah it was pretty hot desu, they were really cute too.
I never had any sex at school either. ;_;

>>7658452
How are your hands-free orgasms coming along?

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KanColle anon pls give me your exact age pls.

>>7658393
I was just memeing, since Anon is on 4chan and we clearly aren't mentally stable here.

>>7658456
Still suck at it, but your interest is flattering.
I haven't been trying a lot lately tho.

>>7658390
not ethnically.
their nationality is african, but not their race/ethnicity, no

>>7658297

>little girl screaming deus vult as she murders people with a sword and parry dagger
Not gonna lie its a hilarious mental image.

>>7658492
I'm not even little goddammit, I'm 20. I just sound like I'm 15 when I'm excited. Whole team laughed at me. ;_;
But I still carried their collective asses so oh well

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>>7658296
I don't want to be a wizard.

>>7658506
Technically you'll be a witch/sorceress.

>>7658457
38.

>>7658501
Well yeah.
In fairness, irl I get mistaken for a teenage boy in winter when im bundled up despite being twenty fucking seven, so I know your feel.

>>7658515
That's the only reason I've always kept my hair long, so people don't think I'm some androgynous teen boy.

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>>7658464
Yes? What sort of techniques have you tried to use?
I'm asking for science.

>>7658526
It doesnt happen the rest of the time, and honestly, im so much comfier with a pixie than with long hair that it's no choice for me.

But in winter, it can get a bit silly.

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>>7658511
>20 years age-gap
Jesus. I wish I had mommy issues for once. You're still pretty great though, if I pretend you're my older sister I can still get off.

>>7658527
Mostly grinding on pillows. I've found this one tumblr (>tumblr I know) that had lots of tips to help. But it seems if I'm wearing panties I'm not getting stimulated enough and if I do it without panties I get TOO stimulated so I guess I'm just broken.

>>7658529
Yeah I do envy short haired qts sometimes, for ease of care.

>>7658506
what are you doing to change that?
i'm at least going on dates getting rejected.

>>7658547
Grinding on my QT's thigh always does the trick for me, panties or not.
You could try wearing panties made out of softer material or with less cloth used. What kind of tips did you read on the Tumblr?

>>7658563
I wish I had a QT whose thigh I could practice on. ;_;
I'm already wearing these nice silky panties, pretty thin, but they just get gooey and there's not much friction I guess.
Tumblr's called orgasmictipsforgirls, there's tons of stuff there. Not exactly SFW of course.

>>7658530
Lewd. That wasn't me though.

>>7658394
The simpler the better. All I got was after I graduated some girls who were dating were voted homecoming Queens.

>>7658249
Wew. Slut.

>>7658580
Fuck. Then how old are you actually?

>>7658575
You can always practice on mine.
Huh, if there's goo and no friction the panties might actually be the problem.
Thanks, I'm gonna check it out and hope for a nice masturbation session later.

>made the news

aw yisssss

Is my roommate a neo-nazi?

-he doesn't like black people
-says “degenerate”
-says “cuck”
-really into guns and knives
-shaved head
-has large chest piece with a silhouette hanging mixed in
-neglects his cats so care falls on me if I don't want two dead kittens in house

He's my sister's friend from high school and I don't know him that well, been in this living situation for a few months now. Still can't tell if he's your typical bpd 4chan poster or some Richard Spencer type

>>7658591
Why does it matter?

>>7658593
I'd love to, anon.
Yeah it's weird, I don't know. Maybe I have brain problems.
You're welcome, they have quite a bit of nice stuff! From techniques to stories and whatever, it's fun.

>>7658609
Because I like you ;_;

>>7658608
>shaved head
>says cuck ironically
yes,does he goes to /pol/?

>>7658610
You know where to find me.
Well, if you're not properly relaxed, it could ruin the whole thing. Especially if you try to go hands-free.

>>7658608
Probably not. This whole alt-right shit strips internet meme language and adopts it as its own. Plenty of perfectly normal people use the insult cuck, just like they use the word faggot. Having a hobby doesn't make you a Nazi either. Lots of people collect guns and knives.

Ask him if he actually hates black people or if he has just had bad experiences with them in the past. Ask him what qualifies as degenerate. That should clear it up pretty quickly.

>>7658608
check the history on his internet router.
he might be a nazi, he might also "just" be a giant piece of shit

>>7658619

Idk maybe? I know he knows what 4chan is and with the whole “degenerate” and “cuck” thing it wouldn't surprise me

>>7658547
Yeah, the easiness is a big draw.
Looking after my hair in my teens when I was full goth with miles of hair was something else entirely. I miss the epic ponytails I could do back then, but no other aspects of it.

>>7658616
Cute, but I don't get what that has to do with my age. If you were OK with me being a 38yo neesan then what's wrong with me being somewhere between that and 30?

>>7658511
Oh, I wish I have a woman that old.

>>7658649
You sound qt let's fug

you KVs could solve literally all of your problems if you all just fugged each other

share the love!

>>7658767
good point.
I dont want to be a KV, but i also dont want to fuck ugly bitches.

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Is Ecchan 2D lesgen?

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>>7658761
Sorry anon, I already have a qt.

Unless you're my qt trolein, in which case, im on to you.

>>7658715
I mean, I want to know more about you, idiot.

>>7658852
Nah, she will probably get het end. Good thing is that we will know soon since the manga is ending in a few months.

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So I found out my internet gf lied about her age and is basically jailbait. I still have feelings for her but I'm thinking of ending it since being with someone this much younger will not go anywhere and it just feels wrong even if I won't go to jail for it. Someone please tell me I'm making the right choice

>>7658923
you did.

>>7658923
How much younger is she?

>>7658923
How did you find out lol

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>>7658923
As fun as age gap is in fiction it is probably for the best. Do you really have that much in common, how long do you think the relationship could possibly last? Best to let it go now and find someone new.

>>7658942
>tfw no onee-san to marry

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>>7658935
Almost 7 years... I'm nearly 22, she told me she was 20 and actually looks older than me.

>>7658939
She never gave me full information, but she hinted something about her having to do with british royalty or something. I mentioned this to a british friend and he gave me a link that has her last name (which she never told me) and her birth date

>>7658942
I feel comfortable with her and she made me very happy. I was planning on seeing her next year, but I don't think it will last. Doing anything with a minor feels wrong and I can't make her wait because I know that at that age people don't know what they want and will eventually want to experiment and stuff.

>>7658996
>actually declining a literal jailbait Princess
Anon pls

>>7658903
>I mean, I want to know more about you, idiot.
Yeah next you'll be asking about my birthday and the name of my first pet.

I'm rat, ox or tiger, that's as much as I'll say. Happy CNY.

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>>7658996
>I can't make her wait because I know that at that age people don't know what they want and will eventually want to experiment and stuff.

That is the rub, either you sleep with her and try and make it work and she will break your heart or you sleep with her and walk away and you break her heart. There is no winning move, best not to play.

>>7658896
Ehuehuehue let's just say I'm sure your qt would fully support us if we made the fug

No trolein though you do sound qt and I would bang.

>>7656809
>What's new this weekend normie scum?

Xgames here in Aspen.

>>7659015
>I'm rat, ox or tiger, that's as much as I'll say. Happy CNY
Huh? What is this? Chinese birthday bullshit? And my questions are honest, I won't doxx you for fucks sake. If I really wanted to doxx you I would fly to Vancouver and ask for the weird virgin woman with mid-lenght hair, who is 5'4" and writes scripts and watches chinese cartoons. Someone is ought to know even if you haven't told anyone. And if that doesn't work I will just break into every house until I see a massive stash of yuri mango.

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>>7659021

Come here bby, im game

>>7659038
I'd actually be pretty curious to see what kind of people that would turn up, maybe I could make some friends.

>>7658996
If you never noticed it maybe means she's kinda mature.

Hey /clg/, I dont have any plans for tonight so I'm gonna go check out my city's one lesbian bar. I've never been into a lesbian bar before, what should I expect? I'm only 21, do lesbian bars generally have an older crowd? I figure if nothing else I'll just have a drink and play some pool alone Q_Q

My new GF is slowly starting to realize I'm a shut-in weirdo with little to offer.

Send help, I need to maintain the illusion a little bit longer.

>>7659057
kek. Now tell me your age pls.

>>7659121
Offer her some great sex.

>>7659131
Where would she get great sex though?

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>>7659011
But it's as >>7659016 says, no matter how much I love her or she loves me, it's probably a dead end relationship

>>7659131
I don't have that.

I want to fuck Emma Watson so much.

Her promiscuity in that Bling Bling movie, holy shit.

How can one woman be so fucking strangely charismatic and hot? Fuck.

>>7658300
>MY GIRLFRIEND

With a throbbing 9 inch cock, amirite?

>>7659324
>tranny
>with a butch girlfriend
>having a 9-inch-cock

It's probably as small as a post-metoidioplasty clit tbqh

>>7659121
What does your new gf have to offer you?

>>7659128
Fine, I'm 32. Still attracted to me?

>>7659422
Not her but yes.

Ever been attracted to really feminine men? As in, gay but minus the effeminate voice.

A man with s feminine strut, sassiness, and almost curvy hips is a fetish.

The dick immediately turns me off, though.

>>7659475
Nope. Soon as I know they're men, I just lose all interest.

>>7659475
God, no.

>>7659422
Yes, delicious old hag pussy. Unironically I'm somehow even more attracted to you. Maybe it's just horniness, though.

>>7659128
>Now tell me your age pls
Nop.

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>>7659499

>>7659506
Why ;_;

>>7659513
Fuck you.

>>7659527
At this point even if I did answer you'd have to question whether it was an imposter.

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>>7659527
kek. Stop obsessing about her age. You're coming on as a whiny teenager.

>>7659402
She is smart and funny and cool and genuinely nice and kind of ambitious and attractive and has a really cool dog.

>>7659548
>>7659557
Jesus, I just wanted to know more about her. I have felt attracted to 50yo before, so it's not really an issue. I just wanted more information.

>>7659587
At that age it really is just a number tho. Not much different between late 20s and early 30s.

>>7659557
Don't bully her, she's in love don't you see?

>>7659587
Well then stop being such a pleb and ask her for a throwaway email. If she wants to tell you more about herself, she will. If not, then chill out brah..

>>7659475
No. The idea of male genitalia makes me extremely uncomfortable. I don't want anything like that anything near me, even if it has cow tits and soft hair and likes the same music as I do.

>>7659605
Well, fine. If you're not gonna tell me you age then tell me the color of your hair.

>>7659610
I'm too lazy for e-mails.

>>7659663
My hair is simply dark brown. You know, if you ask me for my e-mail, I'll give it to you.

>>7658996
>Almost 7 years... I'm nearly 22, she told me she was 20 and actually looks older than me.
oh
yeah
no thats not gonna work

>>7658996
>but she hinted something about her having to do with british royalty or something.
she's royalty?
maybe you should just put it on hold, or see someone else irl but keep her around long enough for her to turn 18

25 year old KV here
how to find experienced older GF?
maybe even a domme?

Lesgen, can we talk?

I don't really know who to else to go to.

Earlier this month I got groped in the park on my commute to work. It was light and quick. I told a couple of my friends, in a non-serious eyerolling way. I didn't really act like it was that big of a deal. I mean, nothing really happened, right? I'm fine, I didn't get hurt, I hardly felt it.

But now I've noticed that I'm acting a little different. I'm looking over my shoulder more often. I get jumpy when someone walks behind me. I used to be fairly femme, but now I'm dressing more and more butch.

I don't like that I'm letting this change me. Do you have any advice?

>>7659721
Don't let it change you, bby. Carry mace with you. Next time you feel threaten by someone getting close to you, spray them. Don't be a little bitch. Stand up for yourself.

>>7659691
Th-then give it pls. I will be e-mailing you from [email protected]

Yes, meme e-mail but I won't make a new one.

>>7659721
Talk to people about it. Not anonymous strangers, actual people that love you and care about you.

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>>7659735
>mace
Go for a concealed carry

>>7658996
Bitch you could be set for life.

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>>7659717
>tfw also a 25 year old KV
>tfw have a dominant personality
>tfw you want someone older and experienced

>>7659721
if you want to talk about it, we can chat somewhere. something like this happened to me few years back actually.

>>7659752
>tfw you cant concealed carry because the state barred you from owning guns

;---;

in other news, theres a cellphone gun
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/company-invents-gun-folds-look-cellphone-n547221
and it looks fucking cool.

>>7659717
Tell me if you ever find a way.

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>>7659777
>>7659759
ETERNAL SUFFERING

>>7659735
>>7659752
I mean, having a weapon on me wouldn't have changed what happened. I didn't know he was there until he touched me, and then he ran off. It would honestly stress me out to have a weapon. I'd worry I'd hurt myself, or the wrong person, and I'd probably panic and freeze during a time that it would actually help in.

>>7659750
I did talk to one friend of mine who had said that he'd been sexually assaulted before (he's a gay guy) and that did help a lot. But I don't know what else to say. It didn't help me stop being jumpy. My other friends were sympathetic, but they didn't relate. My family would just freak out, and that would make me feel worse.

>>7659773
That might be nice. Can I ask what happened? You don't have to go into detail

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>>7659475
No.

>>7659663
>I'm too lazy for e-mails
As am I. >>7659691 was right about hair color though, GJ.

>>7659747
People are fucking w you sis, you shouldn't believe anything in this thread.

>>7659792
>Can I ask what happened?
umm short version, i was shopping with family, and this 2m tall drunk guy gets behind me in line and i just felt that his hand was somewhere where it shouldnt have been. i was scared for a while and became kinda protective but it was for a week or two. i didnt tell my family anything ._.

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>>7659804
Fucking assholes. If I really need something I will ask through Steam I guess. If you ever feel like having a gf pls call me.

>>7658302
I'm white. Mixed English and Afrikaaner.

Sometimes I call myself white African, other times European. I've been tempted to put white African on forms that ask for race just to mess with the statistics.

Anyone know how that would go down if I tried to introduce myself as that on an American college campus? I imagine it would cause more than a few broken synapses in your more lefty students.

>>7659823
They would probably call you a racist.

>>7659823

Theyd probably just say you were appropriating african culture and were a fucking cis white imperialist.

That said, you should 100% do it.

>>7659808
Oh man, I'm sorry. Yeah, that is really similar. I haven't stood in line anywhere since, but the idea of a guy standing right behind me makes my skin crawl now.
Do you have any tips on how to not be so protective?

>>7659823
black woman here
just say you're a white african, easy as that.
but i mean, obviously race and nationality are different, so I guess take that into account?

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KV dump
everything i've never had
;----;

>>7659823
You should do it. Apply for African American scholarships and then file a discrimination lawsuit when you get denied based solely on the color of your skin.

What do girls feel like? They look so soft.

>>7659859
shes not african-american though, thats the thing.

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>>7659863
i'm soft
idk about other girls ;--;

>>7659842
in the beginning i was going with friends to shop or family and i didnt stand last in line, i was somewhere in the middle just in case and eventually my fear somehow stepped away. maybe now i am not so protective because i dont look that girly as i did then :D for Christmas i got electro shocker soo i guess if something happens (which wont) im ready to buzz the shit out of that human piece of shit (:

>>7659885
This is a blue board, anon.

>>7659878
>maybe now i am not so protective because i dont look that girly as i did then
Yeah, I've been kind of going the same route. But I like wearing cute things too.

>>7659893
please stop

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>>7659896
but why?
suffer with me ;-;

>>7659820
Good plan. Too lazy for a gf, seems like something that would require regular communication and leaving the house and other equally terrible shit.

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>>7659042

>>7659895
i think you just carry some self protection stuff with you :) be as girly as you can be. i dont like to wear cute things so becoming not so girly is fine for me. comfort>looks for me :D

>>7659868
I'd be a European African American who now resides in Australia. Look at me, I'm a fucking rainbow nation already.

>>7659843
Ethnically I'm not African at all. My family has been in Africa for 300 years and it's Dutch, French and English all the way. I'm using the term in the way African American is used. Unless you're from Africa you're not nationally African but ethnically you are. Nationally you're American, like I am African. This is just to screw with people anyway, I don't take it seriously.

>>7659840
It won't help that I'm actually related to an Apartheid war criminal too.

>>7659900
why are you suffering :D lets meet up and do this shit :D

>>7659918
Honestly, weapons don't make me feel any more safe. It would make me more nervous.
I was comfier in my skirts and fleece lined tights than I am in my cargo pants.

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>>7659934
where do you live? lol

>>7659804
Ayy, I guessed your hair color correctly!

>People are fucking w you sis, you shouldn't believe anything in this thread.
Oh, come on anon. Don't ruin the fun. Desperate young anon was falling for everything I was writing. kek

>>7659938
i just got so angry that i want to find that human being and grope the shit out of him with my electro shocker ;D sounds so funny sorry.
if i dont show too much of my skin then im fine, i dont like my body soo everything is XXXL even if my size is L :D

>>7659947
im from Latvia, you probably dont know where it is, im used to it :D its 4:15 am and i should be sleeping but somehow im wide awake :D

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>>7658923 here

Just ended it. Feels awful and honestly crying a lot, but it's for the best. I'll wish for her happiness and eventually move on I guess.

Story time
>Be in school, girl in class, not the best looking but not a mongo
>We start hanging out with other people from class outside of school time
>One day we're at a pub and people leave early
>She is ready, and say we should stay, even if its just the two of us
>We buy drinks and continue the good vibe
At some point she tells me that i look cute, and i offer her an equally sugary response.
>A few more drinks and she asks if we should get out of here
>Enjoying the stay i ask why and she mumbles something about being intoxicated, obviously she is still somewhat there
>Go to a park somewhat close, and she asks me to sit down, she squads over me and grinds against me
>Soon our lips are intwined and my hands are up her shirt
>Before long we realise we're not alone and we leave for my appartment

Not too shappy of a way to lose ones virginity

>>7659979
You did the right thing, anon. I know it hurts now. You're going to grieve and you'll get through this.

What's sad is the most of these vids are two straight actresses making out. Where are all the lesbians in Hollywood?

>>7659984
Thank you, anon

>>7659987
well theres ellen, and ellen, and

portia I guess

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>>7659977
actually I do know where Latvia is....
I met a girl from Bulgaria once, and we talked about Latvia, i cant remember why.

but yes, i know where it is.
i'm one of those not-stupid americans : ^ ) lol
>>7659987
>Where are all the lesbians in Hollywood?
in the closet

>>7660004
>i'm one of those not-stupid americans
thats rare :D a lot of times people have asked - where is it? OR is that a country? ;D
lol lets meet up somehow and do all the shit :D

>>7659987
Ellen, Ellen and Portia are the biggest but there are smaller actresses who are out and probably a few more who aren't. Perhaps lesbians just avoid the limelight.

>>7659961
A+ impostering.
Haven't you heard? I hate fun.

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>>7660050
Okay. Grandma.

My GF keeps making me play 3 person free for alls on Age of Empires 2 where we team up and kill the 3rd person and then take turns resigning.

I'm dating a literal criminal basically.

>>7660115
Dump her. Burn her computer and nail the hard drive to the wall with a note saying: I will not have the blood on my hands anymore

>>7660140
That's a little much isn't it?

>>7660158
Thats perfect

>>7660158
at the last minute kill her and laugh at her corpse. afterwords enjoy angry sexy time

>>7659974
Ur fucking dump pushed us almost to bump limit. I just fucking made this thread.

>>7660166
If I want to be evil too. I'm the face here.

>>7660171
I did turn on her the other night and took out a town center before she made the dog attack me using a laser pointer.

>>7660083
You say that like it's a bad thing. Respect your elders.

>>7660225
That's aggressively adorable. Don't dump her, but you should still be ashamed of what you're helping her do. Maybe set up a trap next time, or secretly join forces with the 3rd player and attack her.

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>>7658369
She didn't have a mental disability as jarring or disabling like A. She had ADHD. I mostly hated her because she was a huge bitch than what she did as a lesbo.
>let's call her B
>she liked my close friend (the one I had lowkey crush on)
>she's really creepy
>rummages through her bag sometimes when she isn't around
>tries to look through her phone when she leaves it unattended
>jealous streaks even though she's not too close of a friend to her
>does a reinhardt dash between me and her to separate us because ~ jealous ~
>always muttering insults under her breath

well that's about all of her actions as a crazed lesbian. I don't know the details because I'm not my close friend who experienced it firsthand. Though anyone would agree that whatever A did/said to me is a ton more crazy than B.

>>7658386
I know you're memeing but I get the feeling that I have narcissistic personality disorder. I should get it checked out but I don't have the money. (also don't believe it's that serious either)

>>7660249
>I get the feeling that I have narcissistic personality disorder. I should get it checked out

sounds like histrionic to me

>>7660259
ah, why so anon?

>>7660249
Skip to the part where you licked your first pussy.

>>7660321
still a KV ;_;

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>>7660399

>>7659980
Hot

>>7660399
I might sound stupid, but what does this mean? Keyhole virgin, right? If "keyhole" means what I think it means, then I think this describes me as well....

>>7660019
lol
i wish you were closer desu. are you cute anon?

>>7660208
too bad so sad :^))

>>7660594
kissless virgin

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>>7660594
>keyhole virgin

Do straight girls i hit on but later find out are straight just see it as being friends or are they just trying to play me?

Anyone else get this? I've been on whole dates with straight girls before and later became friends but I just don't understand how they don't get it.

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Finally watching the season finale of HIMYM and the actress who plays Ted's wife is so freaking cute on literally every possible level. I usually watch it with family and have to keep inside all of my hhhhhhnnngs.

And just when I was coming to accept my inevitable perpetual alone-ness, the stupid show made me see a bit of myself in Ted, somehow igniting the inner hope in me that tells me that my 'the one' is out there and that this might be the year that we meet.

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>>7659980
That's a great way to lose it anon. What are you even talking about?

Some of us basically had to goad confused girls in highschool into just 'trying' and then get a stiff board with no reciprocation.

Even to this day I have to hunt, what it'd be to be hunted. Guess wolves always smell like wolves no matter the clothes.

>>7660606
Yo loss bitch. Now there's gonna be a gap period.

>>7660594
>keyhole virgin

>>7660810
>implying someone else wont just make the thread
pull the stick out your ass anon

>>7660115
I wish I had this in my relationship. My gf is bored out of her mind by anything even remotely geeky.

>>7660208
Threds are better when they're on autosage anyway.

>>7660822
Many have tried. All have failed. If you can't appreciate A E S T H E T I C get the fuck outta here. Non-lesbian scum

>>7660864
Threads are always trash. Whether they're updating or not.

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>>7660822

>>7660864
>autosage
ITS A BUMP LIMIT REEEEEE
>>7660903
>Many have tried. All have failed.
thats not true, plenty of people have done them just fine, when you up and abandoned us over the winter holidays we got along just fine without you!

>>7660903
said better, not good

>>7661021
>ITS A BUMP LIMIT REEEEEE
shh, I'm trying to blend in

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>>7661021
>got along just fine without you!
You keep telling yourself that.

New Thread:
>>7661285
>>7661285
>>7661285

>>7661289
oh my
oh my
OP-anon is not going to like this at all.

>>7661289
lmao rekt

>>7661289
This thread isn't even on page 10 yet. Transbien nonsense aside, you're just run of the mill cancer.

>>7661355
Cissies: "Why are tranny threads always on the front page?"
Also Cissies: "Don
t make a new thread until the old one is on the verge or deletion"

Female minds are so weak.

>>7661380
And yet you so desperately want to be one. Take your mental illness somewhere else.

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>>7661380
That is why they invented the catalog

>>7659902
Well that's the good thing of having an equally autistic gf; you wouldn't have to speak or leave the house a lot because she doesn't like it either.

Do you like cuddles though? Making out?

>>7661420
Cuddles? Making out? What are those? Do they taste good?

>>7661482
Maybe. We can try it out.

>browsing those period panties
>model demonstrates by putting them on
>camera is zoomed in to her crotch, she turns, pulls em up and her cheeks jiggle
I NEED HALP

>>7661515
Sure bby, let's cuddle and watch Hibikek together.

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I've just started to watch Twin peaks and Laura's mon is so very hot.

>>7659042
;_;

>>7661745

Why are you sad, anon dearest?

>>7661762
>tfw cheated

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How do you get your crush to beat you up? I've gotten her at the point where she's yelling at me every time she's sees me but I can't get her to take a swing at me. Any advice?

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>>7661765

I'm sorry anon my sweet.

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>>7661772

>>7661770
Invade her personal space after getting her riled up. You don't have to touch her, just close in while displaying aggressive body language. It'll probably just get you a hit or two though (and probably slaps) unless you fight back.

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>>7661776

>>7661794
Why would I fight back?

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>>7661799

>>7661799
>>7661802
oh no the low quality meme couple are at it again

>>7661812
let us declare our love for each other pls

>>7661800
To get her to beat you more.

>>7661821
I'd be too afraid that I might hurt her

>>7661814
can u do it without all the crusty memes

>>7661827
how is it possible to do it without them?

>>7661826
Well I don't know, ask her to beat you up or something then.

>>7661830
get fresher ones

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>>7661839
mais, ils sont frais

>>7661859
not impressed by your poisson son

Talk me out of dating this biscum.

>>7661967
You'll taste the cum on her lips every time you kiss. You'll have practically sucked a dick yourself and that will make you the bi scum.