Cis Lesgen

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>>7646862
I've been meaning to ask if anyone likes shura. I've been in love for a long time

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>>7646862
Wednesday Campanella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5fO-WXd9W8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1oxh8Z-2ko

>>7646862
This is a neat album cover. This is a neat album.

Someone send me a vibrator pls

>>7646930
OK. It may look like my hand. And it is. But no batteries required.

>>7646901
bussy cat :D :D

>>7646935
Well, as long as it works...

>>7646930
On that topic, what's a good one? Been thinking of getting one to cement my foreveralone status.

Fire Emblem Fates bgm.

>>7647118
Depends on how much you want to shell out.

>>7646862
DragonForce-Fury of the Storm

>>7647118
I know there's a lownoise or noiseless one that goes for about 30-40 USD

todays songs
Bob Sinclar - Love Generation
Bob Sinclar - World Hold On
Shakira - Whenever, Wherever
Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out Of My Head

all the time listening to them :D

>>7647118
I have a Vibratex wand, it's waterproof and not too big or noisy and pretty fun

What is your ideal wife like lesgen?

>>7647211
Somebody who understands me and wants to lead the life I want too.
Nothing more tbqh,

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>>7647211
Looks-wise, this

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>>7647211

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>>7646894
Never heard of her. For a moment I even read her name as Suran. What a sexy 30 y.o mamma

>>7647330
she's 25, half-slav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cueWoIHosx4

>>7647345
one of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ4uBdmnKds

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>>7647355
>>7647330

fuck the file didn't attach

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>Anonette, would you like to join us for a threesome?

>>7647408
Is this a trick? Is this how Mike Pence is going to lure us to the chair?

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>>7647408
Yes, but only if you promise to stare into my eyes the whole time. I want us to achieve a shared unconsciousness so we can feel each other's orgasms.

>>7647413
There is no escaping the electro Pence.

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>>7647527
Fuck. I meant a shared conciousness.

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Are we posting Pence?

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>>7645705
I should probably get my blood tested to make sure, yeah. QT has also suggested I try and get some iron supplements from the regular drugstore, to see if that helps.

I suffered from depression for many years so my sleeping schedule has been awful for a long while. I'm feeling better now, but naturally there are still some things that could improve. Recently I've often had the same thoughts before sleeping, and I actually also wrote them down before. Still got that paper near my bed in case I want to continue.

Anyone seen the movie Saving Face? Some pretty good shit.

Drinking wine and now I want to cuddle. Send cuddles

Did suave-doctor-fucker have her date with the doctor? The one that apparently said "you wouldn't be interested in an old lady like me anon!"

>>7647707
She's being banged against the wall as we speak

>>7647679
Saw it and loved it!!!! Great director, I hope she comes out of the woodwork to do more.

>>7647747
Dude same, it was cute as hell. And I can relate to it, being in a somewhat similar situation myself. It made me really miss my ex though. ;_;

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>>7647702
Import me, I love cuddles.

>>7647707
>"you wouldn't be interested in an old lady like me anon!"

My last date said the same to me. She's only 7 years older than me, though.

>>7647211
someone who shares my values and likes similar music to me, + for liking vinyl

>>7647211
Someone I have a great influence on and also has a great influence on me. The true definition of power couple.

>>7646357
Too bad normalfags would not think the same. It's actually a very funny and almost not pedo series, but I doubt normies can even process that thought because MUH IMAGINARY CHILDRENS.

Good God, this sure is a dull board. It's cringe-inducing.

>>7647679
I can't really get into Asian movies. I don't know what it is - maybe internalized racism and worship for whites? Something about other Asians doesn't appeal to me.

>>7647211
Really hot and talented.

>>7647702
Im cuddle machine, but nobody seems to want that from me ._.

>cuddle talk
W E S T
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C O A S T
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>>7647211
Tough lady about 15 years older than me who just realized she likes women. Finds me cute and funny, not superwild libido, vanilla, works a lot, might have a daughter, never enjoyed sex with men, can handle some serious stress, don't care super extra much about animals, has kinda radfem views, whatever, she's too good for me anyway.

>>7647679
One of my favourite movies, and enough of a hit with the rest of my family that we still quote from it.

Twitter mobile updated and they removed the search bar? I can't search for anything nor can I see the top trends anymore, anyone else?

>>7648175
You know, my life have been so much better after i deletet twitter app from my phone.. Who uses twitter anyways :D

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>>7647866
What kind of normie would recognize it though??

>Tindr girl
>we flirt hard for a week
>go out on date and I think we hit it off, she mentions taking it slow because I don't come on strong
>ask her on second date and she says she needs to be alone

What's wrong with me, fuck

I feel like I'm gonna be alone forever because no one wants to go on more than 2 dates with me

>>7648175
Mine's still there but I'm on android (marshmallow).

>>7647679
Yeah I loved it
I was really happy everything worked out in the end
>>7648092
Same ):

>>7648187
It's the only place where I can whine.

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>>7646862
>go to college
get ignored

>talk to people in class
get weird looks

>try to join facebook groups
never get accepted

>post on 4chan
never get (yous)

>make social media accounts
never get followed back

whats going on lesgen i feel like the entire world is ghosting me

>>7646862
>what are you listening to right now?

Falling in to a veritable k-hole of increasingly obscure Eastern Europeans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbHRlXg0IJc

>>7647118
Do you live alone? If yes, get a magic wand. If no, get an itty bitty clitty thing.

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>>7646862
I just discovered this song yesterday and it's gonna be the song(s) stuck in my head for the next few days
https://youtu.be/fx_vEkVn5Ic
https://youtu.be/tiXgXiXyTWA
>baby girl you know what I want lemme do it to ya do it to ya, lemme do ya like uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

>>7648175
Nevermind, it's in the moments tab.
But how can you see the top trends?

>>7648366
Why would you want to?

>>7648366
Read this
http://www.theverge.com/2017/1/26/14391240/twitter-explore-tab-moments-redesign

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>tfw no catgirl gf

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>>7648261
I noticed u bb

>>7648261
iktf
can we get ignored together?

>>7648582
I know that feel

2D posters need to go and stay go.

>>7647136
>>7647140
>>7647189
>>7648302

Ty for the input guys, I'll look into it. I have a housemate upstairs so idk how I'd go with a magic wand. I'll probably just start with a small one.

>>7648261
Yeah that's weird. Hey I joined one of those period tracker apps and I'm getting page views from other chicks. Some upvotes too.

>>7648175
>having a twitter
This is popular with the blacks.

>>7648789
>one of those period tracker apps
there's more than one? maybe I should check them out...

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>>7648798
If you can get a girlfriend through the period app then I will dub you RED WINGS. But ngl it might actually be easy to talk to girls there. Plenty of het shits, but the lesbian pops up once in a while. Since it's a period app it weeds out the men and tranners.

>>7648846
sorry I messed up cross board linking
Here goes
>>/soc/>>24862758

>>7648846
>>7648853
fml I've forgotten how to do this
anyway here's the link
>>>/soc/24862758

hey girls, totally on different topic.
im on tinder and its not like i dont get 'match', when i write they either dont write back or after a while just dont answer anymore. and then its awkward! idk what to do - write after a while? give it up? ._.

>>7648839
But which one? Period Tracker? Tampon Minder? Fertility Friend Mobile???

>>7648868
move on, if they stop messaging you it means they're not interested anymore

>>7648859
Not sure if it's allowed either tb.h but I'll check it out when I get home.

>>7648859
That thread is pointless. It'll be ninety nine trannies to every one woman. Don't waste your time, you'll just get catfished.

>>7648868
Ask yourself how often you use your phone, and how often you check your apps. For most people it's a few hours at the absolute maximum.

If they aren't replying it's because they don't want to reply. There aren't any exceptional circumstances, and there's nothing wrong with you. They just don't want to reply to you. Don't feel defeated and don't get upset. It's how things work. Start looking for someone else.

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>>7648582
They are too qt for this world.

>>7648881
Ok cool
>>7648885
I dunno that's still the best odds of finding a woman that I've personally seen. lol

>>7648839
I barely even get periods anymore because of stupid eating habits. Not entirely sure if this is a good thing or not.

I woke up super early for a mandatory overtime day and that sucked, it was seriously like 3am until 3:30pm.

I felt really bad and was sorta shaky and sweety, my hair was all damp with like sweat and I though I drooled on myself because my face was kinda sticky.

I just moved here and my only mirror is still sitting in the garage and I don't feel guilty primping at work since they are making me get up at ungodly hours so I just did the very basics and went out the door kinda skanky.

I felt really bad the whole drive, kinda weak and a little extra groggy. I was in a horrible mood already but then the supervisor cunt called to check if I was on my way.

I'm pretty well done and ready to fist fight this middle aged bitch if she kept it up today so when I come in and buy a bottle of water from the vending machine she comes around the corner and is like "what happened to you, what' s wrong with your face" and I throw my full bottle of water in her general direction and yelled "what's wrong with you that you're such a retched cunt every time you open your mouth" and she yelled back that there was blood on my face.

I push past her to the hallway and into the bathroom and yeah sure enough my nose had bled in my sleep and my face was covered in blood with like small places where I had wiped around my eyes after I woke up feeling so shit.

She followed me to the bathroom and said she knew I wasn't feeling well but she needed me to stay and I told her I needed her to leave me the fuck alone for a minute and she left.

I cleaned up and then went to my little department area and worked until about 1 without seeing another person and that was good at least.

On the bright side I'll probably get my place together enough for my dog to be able to stay with me and my mom bought me a pizza and a little desk mirror.

>>7648938
>mandatory overtime

Is this an American thing? I'm not trying to be offensive or ignorant, it's just such an alien concept to me. Your employer can force you to work longer?

>>7648938
Man, as shit as your day was anon, I'd get fired on the spot if I spoke to my supervisor like that. She must be pretty chill

>>7648980
>Your employer can force you to work longer?
yes ;-;

>>7648868
you just have to keep moving. people forget to reply or just dont feel like it, and then there are people like me, who are fearful and insecure and take along time to reply because of that
dont give up hope, just keep messaging cute girls!!

>>7648980
Not sure if it's just an American thing, it wouldn't surprise me if it was but yeah they can give you up to like 60 hours that you have to work I think.

>>7648984
Well, the reason she called me when she did was because the guy in my department called and said he couldn't make it and the other girl is on a stay-cation that she is pretending is out of the state and can't make it back early.

Also the best person has recently quit and will hopefully put in a good word for me when I inevitably quit.

I'm a bit over a barrel because of my new place and my need for weekly food and electricity and she is a bit over a barrel because I'm easily the only one doing work and stupid enough to come in for her sweatshop overtime.

>>7646894
Great taste anon, have you heard her tracks with hiatus?
Those and Just once are actually my favorites.
It's a shame she wasn't that great live, was a short performance and she kept talking about mini babybels.

Europafag here, is it a good idea to move to America after I'm done with school and shit? Do american/canadian qts like slavs? Is life better in freedomland?

>>7649029
Ensure you have someone willing to marry you before you make the trip. Naturalization via marriage to a US citizen is something like five or six years which is by far the fastest route, outside of just buying a passport.

>>7648859
this reminds me i was supposed to be making a Line group

so....I made it
http://line.me/ti/g/qzw-qpofh9

this will be an interesting experiment i guess....

>>7649043
I didn't win my fucking rights for a man in drag to make them his fucking victory.

>>7649043
>tumblr

You have to go back.

>>7649029
>Is life better in freedomland?
not while a cheeto is the fucking president

>>7649071
what's line is it like a chat room?
I will check it out more later

>>7649029
Murrica is imploding at the moment, wait until the dust settles a bit.

>>7648938
>I throw my full bottle of water in her general direction and yelled "what's wrong with you that you're such a retched cunt every time you open your mouth"

Wew, that's very aggressive and impolite anon. I imagine that would get you fired in most instances

>>7649085
yeah its a chatroom app

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>>7649108
Freedomland is becoming great, desu.

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>>7649142
>anyone who isn't a heteosexual cis white person is losing their rights
>all women are losing their reproductive rights and access to services
>fascism
>the government openly hates poc and queer people
yeah it's sure great alright, yep yep yep!!

>>7649128
Well yeah, but I was feeling bad and she said it in such a rude way I thought she was just having a go at me.

I must admit though that job is making me miserable and I'm definitely a lot bitchier now than when I first started.

Also it was satisfying to see her jump from my water bottle hitting the wall.

I really need a new job, I don't like being horrible or anything.

>>7649029
Wait 4 years.

>>7649202
*8

>>7649249
If Trump wins again in 4 years I will literally kill myself.

>>7649271
Don't kill yourself, move north.

I had sex with a lady I met last night. That is not something I do normally, like have sex with someone I just met but she was really charming and attractive and like 11 years older than me so that is um kinda fetishy for me so I don't know.

I was pretty overwhelmed and she kept buying drinks for me and sneaking them to me since I'm not 21.

Anyways, the night was really fun and I invited her to my house and we had sex a bunch of times and stayed up most of the night. We talked about books and stuff and she tried to sell me on the Kindle and we watched The Conjuring and lamented over the fact that Vera Farmiga would never be either of our's GF.

She woke me up about 6:20am and told me she was going and I got up to show her out then went back to bed. I woke up a lot later at like noon and went I ran out to the store I found 500 dollars under my phone and a note saying I should buy a kindle.

I guess I'm a prostitute now. I'll be honest my heart skipped a beat because I saw the note first and thought she had left her number.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

>>7649318
>i guess i'm a prostitute now

That's how it starts, sweetie. Don't fight it.

>>7649318
>11 years older
>500 dollars

Holy shit. You let mommy walk out on you, I'm sorry.

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>>7649170
>>7649271

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>>7649342

>>7649381

that's what he gets for trying to explain pepe to normies

>>7649323
I hope all my clients are mommy goddesses.

>>7649326
Should I try to track her down, return her money and demand she is my GF instead.

I'm really fighting the urge to go back out tonight and hope she is there again too.

>>7649318
Where did you meet her? Was it in a gay bar?

>>7649399
>I'm really fighting the urge to go back out tonight and hope she is there again too.

You know this is what you're supposed to do, so why aren't you?

>>7649271
>>7649283
If you're qt enough I would marry you
t. -Canadian anon

>>7649408
I think it was meant to be a sports bar/grill place but then the college dykes invaded and just wouldn't leave. They also have a band sometimes in the outside part.

>>7649409
Is that really the acceptable course of action? I have work tommorw otherwise I would go out.

>>7649465
Spend the $500 on some trashy underwear. Go back and ask her if she wants to see it.

>>7649473
Oh shit that is so good.

Thanks, teach me more anon.

>>7649508
Being a ho isn't easy. It takes a lot of blood, sweat, and tears. Are you sure you're ready, anonette?

>>7649512
i want to be a ho, please teach me the ways anon

>>7649283
I'm seriously starting to consider it.

>>7649522
You literally just got paid for sex after letting a complete stranger get you drunk, so you're on the right path. How far do you want it to go?

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>tfw you finally make the Recent News section on lesgen and it's for "Lady works twelve hours with 4 hours of sleep. Rip."

>>7649538
i'm a different anon.
im one of the foreveralone late twenties virgin loser anons

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>>7649541
It's okay Anon, I still enjoyed your advice.

Call me next time you want to spend your 4 hours of sleep cuddling someone.

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>>7649381

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>tfw no cute, big-breasted, aryan, teen gf

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>>7649638
All those butthurt liberals. Kek.

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>>7649670
>teen

>>7649670
>wanting a useless and inexperienced teen over a titty monster mommy goddess

Anon, why?

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>>7649563
T-thanks anon. I hope you get your sleeping problem worked out.

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>>7649685
>>7649702

They're pretty sweet, desu. Honorary Aryans are fine as well.

>>7649722
HOW CAN SOMEONE PHYSICALLY BE THIS CUTE

MY BLOODLINE BOUT 2 BECOME A RICELINE

>>7649722
That's a corean.

>>7649729
That's the joke. Koreans are such cuties that racist white boys on the internet had to start calling them Honorary Aryans so they could be attracted to them without feeling guilty.

>>7649318
You're such a whore. Can't wait to touch bases with you.

>>7649318
>tfw not cute enough to get a mommy
Bet you can't do it twice!

WHY DOESNT ANYONE WANT ME CIS LESGEN I DONT WANT TO BE ALONE FOREVER
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>>7649828
You're probably just an uggo.

>>7649318
>Anyways, the night was really fun
Oh shit, what else did you guys do?

>>7649835
Kek

>>7649828
Meanwhile: I can't understand why people DO like me.

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What are your go-to porn tags?

Girls in work out clothes are hot.

>>7649835
no, everyone tells me that i'm really hot, people hit on me, but it never gets past one date

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Is photography fun, /lesgen/?

I want to start a new artsy hobby and a friend thinks photography would fit me.

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>>7650301
It's a pretty versatile hobby, in that you can produce some form of result with just about any level of equipment/knowledge/skill. Those results may not be impressive or consistent, but if you take enough shots then you're bound to end up with a few you like. As you learn more, there will be more intention reflected in the results.

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>>7648203
I don't know, there are still normies that watch anime though. Or a moralfag.

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>>7650410
You might have something to be worried about if it was kojika or something.

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>>7650455
Well yeah, someone knowing I read loli hentai might be one of the worst things that could happen. But someone thinking I'm a pedophile for watching certain anime is up there. I'm not a pedo!

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>>7650481
But some people think anyone who watches anime is a pedo. You can't win.

I told my ex so many really horrible, cruel things so she'd block me. I figure it will make it easier for her to finally move on since she hates me now. It's probably for the best.

But now I just feel like utter shit.

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>>7650549
I don't believe they think that seriously. Surely it's ironic. Right?

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>>7650568
I bet there are some right in this thread.

>>7650562
>I told my ex so many really horrible, cruel things so she'd block me.
why do people do this?
girls have done this to me with the same intent and its so stupid.
> I figure it will make it easier for her to finally move on since she hates me now.
this line of thinking is stupid, you're stupid.

>>7650668
Because she needed to be away from me to sort out her own shit, and talking to me just makes her sad. We've been stewing in this shit for way too long now, a block is the only way to ensure a clean break. Maybe the girls who told you that actually meant it.

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>>7650588
Nah, I'm sure they are just pretending to be retarded or are just contrarians.

>>7650684
> a block is the only way to ensure a clean break
you could have blocked her?? again, "i have to make someone else block me" is retarded infantitle bullshit. if you think a block was needed, YOU COULD HAVE BLOCKED HER
fuck

>>7649917
Bishit land is that-away, trash.

>>7650688
heh

>>7650020
Girls without clothes are hot too. You may be on to something.

>>7650034
Then it's probably your personality. Or your humor. Or something that just doesn't sit well with the average person. Maybe you smell.

>>7650688
I did that as well.

>>7649043
>Latinx

>>7647804
I literally have the same scene cropped and saved on my phone.

>>7650766
>Latinx
its supposed to be gender inclusive

>>7650711
>Then it's probably your personality. Or your humor. Or something that just doesn't sit well with the average person. Maybe you smell.
i think i come off as cold maybe.
that or two subs really just can't work...

>>7649043
Yeah, these girls are the people you want by your side during a neo nazi attack. Surely they will protect you.

>>7650789
Yeah doms are supposedly harder to find, but subs are usually in high demand with lesbians. Tis a conundrum. Hopefully you find a nice dom in the future.

>>7650856
>tfw no lingerie sub begging to be raped
Life sucks

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>>7650687
Well, if believing that makes you feel better.

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>>7650948
I wish social media never happened, we wouldn't have retards posting here.

>>7650991
I wish homeschooling never happened, we wouldn't have diseases posting here.

>>7651002
i was homeschooled and i'm pretty normal

>>7651002
I wish your mom never happened, we wouldn't have you posting here.

Qt's with small boobs are treasures

>>7651036
i wish i was treated like a treasure

>>7651041
Do you have small boobs?

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>>7650991
It would just be a different type of idiot.

>>7651024
The fact that you're a disease and that you were homeschooled was exactly why I posted that.

>>7651049
yes.
32B
>>7651093
but i'm not a disease anon ;--;

>>7651093
Pretty sure you're talking to two different posters there.

>>7651108
I'm pretty sure both of them, and the third one, and the fourth one too, and the fifth one as well, are all Christian homeschooled disease pedophiles. Probably not the sixth one though...just kidding, the sixth one probably was too. And the seventh...

>>7651129
What the fuck am I reading?

>>7651134
When I insult a worthless Christian disease, I'm not hoping that only one heard me. I'm hoping ten, or twenty, or one hundred, or one thousand heard me.

>>7651105
Then I will treat you like a treasure.

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Hey ladies, friendly reminder that had it not been for transwomen, you carpet munchers wouldn't have the rights you have today. It's your duty to sexually satisfy at least ONE transwoman in your life time.

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>>7651138
Gotta say that's the first time I've heard 2D posters be accused of being Christian.

>>7651195
Nice dog shit, disease.

>>7651129
uhhh
what the fuck
and while i was raised christian, i dont really identify with that anymore

>>7651193
>Hey ladies, friendly reminder that had it not been for transwomen, you carpet munchers wouldn't have the rights you have today.
what do you mean?

>>7651217
You're a homeschooled Christian disease, and so are the other pedophiles in this thread, and every other thread.

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>>7651222

>>7651228
Telling the truth isn't a shitpost you disease, contrary to what your parents have taught you.

>>7651220
I think a transwoman threw a brick once or something.

>>7651220
You're telling me that you, a member of the fag community, are not aware of those who fought for you to freely tongue-punch clits? Oh, dear...

(If you're not American, you're excused)

I'm dating a legit autistic retarded bitch. Yesterday morning she smashed an egg on my head while I was cooking breakfast and legitimately though I'd find that funny

>>7651299
>tranners try to write themselves into history because no one wants them around

>>7651239
"The crowd on the street watched quietly as Stonewall’s employees were arrested, but when three drag queens and a lesbian were forced into the paddy wagon, the crowd began throwing bottles at the police. The officers were forced to take shelter inside the establishment, and two policemen were slightly injured before reinforcements arrived to disperse the mob. The protest, however, spilled over into the neighboring streets, and order was not restored until the deployment of New York’s riot police.

The so-called Stonewall Riot was followed by several days of demonstrations in New York and was the impetus for the formation of the Gay Liberation Front as well as other gay, lesbian, and bisexual civil rights organizations. It is also regarded by many as history’s first major protest on behalf of equal rights for homosexuals."

Doesn't say anywhere that a tranner did anything. Sort of like how they want to credit a black woman with writing all of Shakespeare's plays. The gays don't need the tranners. The tranners need the gays and leech off of our rights, our acceptance.

>>7650562
This sound suspiciously like what my ex did to me a week ago....

>>7651435
So why the fuck are you dating her then?

>>7651435
Jesus christ that would make me so mad. I'd struggle not to go all lesbian domestic abuse stereotype

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post qts

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>>7651732

>>7651439
>Sort of like how they want to credit a black woman with writing all of Shakespeare's plays

Ahaha what now?

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>>7651762

>>7651766

This has *got* to be a fucking joke.

>>7651768
I pray it's just a meme. But with all the shit you read nowadays who knows. Amelia Bassano is listed as one of "66 candidates" that some group mentioned, a group that tries to pin Shakespeare plays on anyone but Shakespeare. Plus Amelia Bassano wasn't even black.

>>7651732
Girl isn't my type but I can practically smell that used book store, mmm.

>>7649318
I know I'm 10 hours late but I just wanna say you're my favorite whore anon <3

>>7651766
>>7651768
I agree, I'm not even les, but holy SHIT this made me stop scrolling

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>>7651732

Post lesbian memes

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>>7651766
It looks like something the Black Nationalists would make up. You know the WE WUZ KANGS meme? They started it and they take it dead seriously. Everyone historically significant in European, American and Asian history was actually a black person according to them.

https://youtu.be/olqPODTcRHI?t=2m41s

Wow, today she smiled at me and said "hello". And later I had a chance to stare at her for maybe 7 minutes as she discussed some accounting stuff with my colleague.

>>7651999
maybe she lies in bed with her husband and thinks about you

Tell me about your hopeless crushes on older women.

>>7651527
Sorry, not me.

>>7652058
I had a big thing for my English teacher when I was 15. She used to wear low cut tops and pencil skirts. I think I've always had a thing for older women. And younger girls. Never people my own age and i don't know why.

>>7652058
I had a crush on the geography teacher in high school. Ms Dark was a goddess.

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>clg

>>7652224
Biology for me. Fucking cute nuns I swear.

>>7651732
>>7651733
spo0ky

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>>7651732
I like this type. Her clothes, her face. Whatever's going on in the background.

>>7650385
I'd like to shoot with an instant camera, I'd love to instantly have something tactile and visual in front of me to show me I actually did something. Way more satisyfing than some data on a card.
I think it would require me to put more effort into the photos and maybe even git gud, as every shot counts and film costs extra money.

>>7650778
I probably stole it from you, I saved it from a thread here and just deleted the part about how the woman needs to support me financially.

>>7649917
What site is this?

Shitposting from the first class is best shitposting.

>>7652616
Literotica

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>>7651065
But they would mostly stay on /b/

Anyway, what's the youngest you would go for? 10 years younger?

>>7648885
>implying this gen itself isn't already full of trannies

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>be me, 9 years old
>had heard for the first time of the weird and rare thing called homosexuality
>proudly proclaim that I'm gay during recess
>kids stare confused
>"I'm gay because I like men"
>everybody was like "ooooh"
>thought I was smart and witty
>mfw I came out years before even realizing I'm really gay

Post funny/stupid childhood stories

So we've all heard the lesbian abusive relationship meme but has anyone here actually been hit/physically abused by or abused their gf?

>>7653023

Nope. Nor has anyone i know, actually, at least not that they've spoken about.

I had a dream I was fingering this really skinny, ultra pale redhead girl in this big empty room but after a moment a bunch of black goo stuff comes out of her vagina and coats my hand.

I scream and try to get her to go to the hospital but she starts telling me everything is okay and is trying to get me to taste the goo and when I won't she gets mad and knocks me to the floor. I try to get up but my hand is stuck to the floor and she pushes it down harder with her foot and it gets completely stuck all the way to my elbow.

Then she takes off her shorts and panties and her bottom from her waist almost to her knees is black and scaly and she stands over top me and starts masturbating until the black goo is dripping out all over my chest and she keeps like smearing it down my arms and shoulders until I can't move my upper body at all.

She kinda slowly backs away letting more and more goo pour down all over my body and it's really hot like to the point steam is coming off it and it smells like Coca Cola if it was made into like a tea.

After I'm coated in the black goo she uses her feet to smear it down my sides and traps me in this like black cocoon before coming back to my head and sitting down on my face. She started grinding until the goo stuff starts filling my mouth and I'm swallowing globs of it. Then she set back on my chest and smeared it over my mouth until it was completely blocked and she started casually fingering herself again and covering my nostrils when I woke up in full on panic mode.

Fucking Irish demon ladies.

>google image search lipstick lesbian
>mfw 9th result

Lol

>>7653059
Screen shot, google results can be different for different people.

>>7650549
The stupidity runs strong in this one.

>>7653055
That's... Huh
I've had sex dreams and I've had nightmares but fortunately never combined. The closest was a dream where I went to work and then realized I was naked, but I guess those are common.

>>7653055
Did you watch Spiderman recently or something?

>>7649828
Ugly
Fat
Uninteresting personality

Know thyself.

>>7653069
I have scary/sexy dreams a lot, that one was is fucking different but since I was like 16 I've had the same nightmare where I'm eating this girl out in a classroom at my high school and suddenly realize she is really cold and look up to find that she has no head.

>>7653073
Um, no I watched Alien a few nights ago though.

>>7653064
That would be against the rules. Why do I keep posting in here...

my lesbian friend invited me to some weird thing and Im just gonna be all comfy and wear regular guy clothes and be all bro about it fuck this fuck everything

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>>7652981
not les butt fuck it
>raised by lesbimom
>am boy
>always spouts lgbt stuff, gay rights, this and that
>tells me its ok to grow up to be gay or straight, but always phrases it odd
>anon its ok if your gay.. ...or.. ....straight...
>get impression gay is better
>at middle school, parrot the stuff about gay rights because my mother is most I really see, don't see the problem with it
>get made fun of, looked at as a faggot, even though not really gay even
>later, kids ask if I ever actually made that "gay club", but it was just talk
>"er, yeah, uhuh", I lie, because I don't know what to say, don't really want to go on about how my mum is les, and always spouted that shit. Am also on a few ADD medications I didn't need, which make me further retarded and unaware
>"did anon 2 join gay club"
>er sure?
>turns out anon 2 was another kid who got picked on, he beats me up (but not really) for saying shit
>mfw I made middle school worse by listening to my mother, or living with her in the first place, because she allowed doctors to turn me into a pill popping moron
>tfw today, I'm pretty anti LGBT, even told my les mum that, told her its because she got raped, she hesitantly agreed, but understand it makes sense after I explained about me knowing her past
>Barely survived having sexual aversion disorder which devastated my social life for a decade.
>mfw my mom got the fuck abused out of her by trannies and bulldyks, but still internally thinks men are worse, because raisins
>mfw I feel enlightened from it all, but also dismayed that few others understand
>mfw I feel christian when I was a bitter, and rude athiest for all my teen years
>mfw this probably would of not happened if my mother just stayed with my fucking dad.
>mfw father hates my views of being anti gay, and my mother tried to seduce me after I pointed out her flaws, never spoken to her again
>mfw trans tried to seduce me later in life, and was offended that I found a FTM gross
>life is crazy

>>7653085
I'm sorry, I didn't know. ;-;

Are lipstick lesbians bestbians, /clg/?

>>7653082
Jeez. I'm almost happy I never remember my dreams.

>>7653085
The other anon wouldn't have had any way of knowing that. Since, as they mentioned, results differ for different people.

>>7653101
Nah, just patriarchal scum.

>>7653113
It was mlp bullshit. Good night

>>7653101
As long as she puts the mouth to werk she is my object of worship

>>7653093
All y chromosomes = trash for the trash heap

>>7653088
>not les
Go away tranner

>>7653101
Yes.

>>7646862
>tfw gross fatty neet
>always get ignored
>lose a bunch of weight to get milf gf
>finally sign up for community college
>looking for first class
>angry looking autist guy stares at me with these instagating wide eyes
>hey...what's your name?
>uhh.. I don't know
>turn around
>speed walked to my car and went home

Why am I allowed to human?

>>7653244
>talking to males
kys

DAMN I'LL BE 25 IN SIX MONTH AND I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH A GIRL SHIIIIIIIT AND I EVEN CANNOT INTO SUDOKU

>>7653446
If you've slept with a man you should really sudoku.

>>7653347
i mean, can you read

M I L F
I
L
F

>>7653494
Too bad I have nothing good to offer.

>>7653454
I have reasons but I'm unable to do it

>>7653446
I'll sleep with you anon.

>>7653560
No, she's mine! I want her little virgin butt.

>>7653584
Well o-okay. Thought I might lose my virginity too but oh well.

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>>7651732
We love red velvet here

I've been moderating for okcupid for a couple weeks now and there are so many QTs posting lewds, I feel a bit guilty.

>>7653686
Why do you feel guilty? Are you doing something bad?

>>7653686
>moderating
What does that involve?
Just closing down obvious troll accounts, removing lewds, checking up on harassment stuff?
How'd you get into the free lewds of qts business anyways

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>>7653698
I keep saving them or checking the profile to see if she is into girls.

>>7653700
Pretty much going through pictures and seeing if they come up on Google or if they are nude or like a picture of some facebook meme or something.

I dunno I had a profile for like a month and got a message saying I could do it and now it's an option under the drop down box.

>>7653727

Huh.
You just get access to it for fun just like that?
...huh.

>>7653739
Yeah, I thought it was weird too. It is mostly boring stuff but you find seemingly legit lewds every 10 minutes or so.

Just learned it's actually not a meme - dudes are proven to be incapable of being friends. Males actually struggle keeping feelings in the friendzone:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/men-and-women-cant-be-just-friends/

Disgusting. Distance yourself from their infantile brains. Only women are capable of loyal companionship without agenda.

>>7653780
Pretty sure men say the exact same shit about us though.

>>7653787
Because they're stupid they say a lot of things based on their immaturity. They're so irrational, overemotional, and deluded. They base their beliefs on dailymail articles. And here we have studies to back up what we all know/experience - that women are level-headed and capable of crossing the sex division to befriend people but males can't accept friendship. They demand more and are dumb enough to believe they deserve more.

Kill the y chromosome and male apologists.

>>7653088
Why are you even here...

I got finger banged by a girl in a pizza parlor last night because I won at Uno.

>>7653088
>Barely survived having sexual aversion disorder which devastated my social life for a decade.
>mfw trans tried to seduce me later in life, and was offended that I found a FTM gross

So you are the same person who had both of these things happen to you. Interesting. And by interesting, I mean, get off this board.

>>7653780

>Women, too, were blind to the mindset of their opposite-sex friends; because females generally were not attracted to their male friends, they assumed that this lack of attraction was mutual. As a result, men consistently overestimated the level of attraction felt by their female friends and women consistently underestimated the level of attraction felt by their male friends.

>and women consistently underestimated the level of attraction felt by their male friends
Willing to bet this applies to lesbians and their lesbian friends, too.

>>7654012
Yeah as a lesbian tho it's obvious if I'm trying to get closer to a dude it's because I want to be friends. I don't plan on dating him. Yet these guys are always crying about how devastated you won't marry them. Like get the fuck over yourself. Male egos are the most pathetic things.

>>7653919
Because 'Cis lesbian general' obviously means "tell us your life story beta orbiter!" They're so stupid it's almost unbelievable.

>>7653996
Location of this pizza parlor?

>>7653996
Did she at least finish you off?

>>7653996
I should play uno.

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>>7652942
Nah, /u/ was hot garbage in the early days.

I can't imagine being interested in anyone younger than that. Theoretically it would depend on the individual -- I generally get along best with people relatively close in age but there are exceptions. Though I'm not particularly interested in romance or sex at all, at the moment.

>>7653673
Daaamn, wendy be looking cute up front and hot from the back. I want to kiss down that back.

>>7653088
I feel like I'm the only one here who would like to buy you a beer and just talk.

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>thinking back to different social situations and realize girls were flirting with you
I hate being a social retard

>>7654053
Ohio.

>>7654123
Yeah, I finished and offered to do her and she said she didn't deserve it because she sucked at all the games.

>>7654143
It's really fun, there are a few girls who get together maybe a couple times a week and we play games.

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>>7654273
She is best girl after all

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Do you guys ever get the awkward no body contact hug from your straight female friends?

I just noticed over the holidays that they give each other normal hugs and either give me a side hug or a no body contact hug. I guess it shouldn't bother me but they are hetero-scums and some of them have literal STDs but they can't stand the thought of their clothed boobs pressing slightly against a lesbian girl.

>>7654187
Well you're about to become a wizard, if you had sex now you would lose your chance to obtain powers. That said I wonder what happens to wizards that have sex after 30.

>>7654377
your not alone eh?

I've had it too, as a straight man

More will come...maybe.

>>7654587
If it makes you feel better, you do this with straight men I'm sure, and I do this with gay men =)

>male friend with literal autism got a somewhat cute girl after him
>i still don't have gf
JUST

>>7653560
>>7653584
You both are welcome in Moscow.

>>7654672
I have literally zero male friends but when I did I gave them spine cracking hugs.

>>7654685
Some ugly disgusting malescum got my awesome colleague as wife. That is so very wrong.

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>>7654751
Oh goodness, Stephanie was one of my first crushes growing up just behind Anne Frank. ;-;

>>7654752
>>7654737
>>7654685
Kill them all. Lesbians alone are the only good people in this world.

>>7654751
>>7654774
I had a wet dream about her last night. She was riding my face and I woke up and was weirded out but still thought it was kinda nice...The excitement for Royal Rumble is fucking with me and making me have wet dreams about Stephanie McMahon. Holy shit.

>>7654587
No. I've been told that I give the best hugs tho. And straight chicks dig ok looking lesbians.

>>7654774
Fuck that made me laugh, I'm a bro but I just wanted to see if you guys were into Steph

>>7654587
I don't have straight female friends

any straight female i touch is getting fugged.
some straight women though, especially the ones over 25 might not necessarily be uncomfortable, but they just don't want to give any mixed signals that they're interested in you, they do the same thing with men they aren't interested in

>>7654799
On time I had a dream Undertaker killed my dad.

>>7654845
Anon, I...

I'm sorry.

That wasn't a dream. Your dad tried to win Wrestlemania. I'm so sorry.

>>7654877
w-was my dad Big Boss Man?

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>>7654643
I'm actually a wizard already. Now I just have to work on building mp.

>That said I wonder what happens to wizards that have sex after 30.
Reminds me of this short story about a girl who moves in with a witch for whom one of the conditions of immortality is abstaining from meaningful human contact. The girl is fed up with the outside world and wants to become a witch herself. Through spending time with the girl and listening to her complain about her "boyfriend" (actually a girlfriend) the witch remembers the worth of what she's been sacrificing and realizes that they're just compounding each other's loneliness. She persuades the girl to help her die, which the girl does by kissing her, and tells the girl to go back to her girlfriend and the outside world. I suspect it wasn't all that well-written, but it stuck with me.

>>7654774
>just behind Anne Frank
Goddamn I had the worst confusing feelings when I read the Diary in school. The part about her exploring herself or wanting to feel her friends breasts, jeez.

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>>7654643
>>7655074
Found the summary in the archives and put it in a paste:
http://pastebin.com/XXfvheLr

>>7653080
>>7649835
But i'm really attractive and also smart....whats wrong with me ):

>>7654587
just want you to know that you have a sexy body anon

>>7654187
>>7654643
>>7655074
so if i remain a kissless virgin for a few more years I get magic abilities?
please confirm

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>>7655211
Yes, wizards get magic, but no magic missile. Here is the obligatory chart

>>7655202
Post pics and let us judge.

>>7655224
i wish this was real, lol
>>7655225
i can't now, because then my face will be associated with how much of a loser i am.
i'll postt a picture again someday....you wont know its me
but you'll think i'm cute.

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>>7655211
>>7655224
Seconding, it's the truth. If you don't turn into a duck in your 20's, that is.

>>7655074
You're already 30? I thought you were 28.

>>7655224
Perfectly healthy sex life reporting in. Almost sad I'll never get wizard powers. Is there another way? If I feast on the souls of young girls can I become magic too?

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>>7655308
Feasting on young girls will make you beautiful but not magical. That is reserved for the select few.

>>7655343
what did this come from, source?
it looks interesting

>>7655358
>filename

With that said ND and all its rape scenes should be a lesgen meme.

>>7655358
The film is called The Neon Demon. It is perhaps best described as a psychological horror film. The movie is slow, not much dialogue, but it is fantastic.

>>7655300
>I thought you were 28.
Nope. I don't think I ever mentioned my exact age. Maybe you're thinking of a different weeb?

>>7655378
Are you KanColle anon?

>>7655411
Yes ma'am.
Now I'm worried I drunkposted an incorrect age at some point.

>>7655445
Sounds cute. Like there may be an anon who believes taking one year off their age makes them appealing.

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>>7655358
>>7655365
>>7655368
>>7655343

>>7655489
This anon just has trouble remembering her own age, especially when drinking.

>>7655530
so....this is much watch lesbian fare?

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>>7655556
The only really les scenes happen towards the end and one of them is necrophilia, so not really. It has a couple creepo dudes and the main character has a pseudo-bf but they are very minor characters.

It's got an awesome soundtrack and the cinematography is fantastic, though. I'd recommend you watch it, just not for lezzo reasons. Though it is still full of cute girls.

At what point is lewd shit between women considered sex? Assisted masturbation? Fingering? Oral?

>>7655445
Shit. I swear you totally said you were 28. How old are you?

>>7655674
i'd think once genitals come into play, so fingering and oral.
basically, third base for lesbians would be sex

>autistic male friend and girl kissed
>he's 16 and she's 20
>i'm 21 and still KV
Why must things be like this. Fucking hell. I will never get a gf. It's just so unrealistic. Homosexuality is a hoax.

>>7655825
>>he's 16 and she's 20
what kind of mentally disabled 20 year old woman is attracted to a 16 year old boy?

>>7655883
I don't know, but I wish a predator of autists would go after me too.

>>7655708
Who knows, maybe I did. 30-ish.

>>7655825
>was KV until 24
>still virgin and 25
just join me my wizard sister, together we can rule the world with our magic ;---;

she's so 11:11 and I'm so 4:20

>>7655368
Its dumb as fuck. I wasted money on it.

>>7655674
None. Literally none.

I have a very important question. Can white lesbians become cliquey and be racist towards non whites even if they want a relationship with them?

>>7656209
Yes. Lesbians are very cliquey in general. I've found that the ones who came out at a younger age are much less likely to have cliquey behavior. The "newly outs" in their mid-20s behave like annoying high schoolers. There's a group of very average looking white lesbians in my city who all came out in the last year and think they're hot shit. It's actually pretty funny. I live in a big city so YMMV.

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>>7656070
Can I join? I turned 25 a few days ago. Still a KV.

>>7656117
That's what's up, bby.

I know you don't think you'd slut it up for the first girl who showed interest in you - but you will.

>>7656809

>>7655674
I always figured as soon as you actively help her get off. So, mutual masturbation isn't sex, switching hands is.