/gaygen/ Gay General: Kitty Cats Edition

>>7650260
Why do gay men find body hair attractive? Do you think hairy butts are attractive too?

Mother, I've been making passes at the straight IT guys at work again.

>>7650281
Inb4 you get fired for sexual harassment

>>7650277
Because it's a masculine trait, and I like masculine men.

>>7650281
Mother, I'm going to quit my job just to date Justin from Accounting again.

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>>7650277

Is it normal for the doctor to give you a hernia exam without gloves :(

>>7650277
I do find hairy butts attractive.
>>7650374
You still spam that Parks and Recreation ho? When will you admit you're trans and want to be her?

Gay men with cats are easily the worst people to date 2bh

Gay men with dogs aren't much better but at least you know they're up for an actual relationship.

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>>7650387
Why do you ask such stupid questions?

>>7650387
kys you're not funny and you never will be stupid memer

>>7650395
You're basically avatar fagging.
>>7650400
Hi Jupp. There were no jokes in my post.

>>7650422
>still memeing
see >>7650400

>tfw std free in a few days

I started going to the gym again after several months not going and I think I hurt a muscle in my back well beyond normal soreness. it's ok most of the time but whenever i move wrong i wince in pain. How long till this goes away?

>>7650425
It must have been painful feeling SP's tears soak into your shirt as you cradled him after finding him wearing a wig and woman's clothing. Sorry to have triggered you.

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>>7650422
No way?!

I'd call you a newfag, but clearly you've been posting since forever to know the rules.

You're still stupid for asking stupid questions and assuming someone for being someone they are not.

>>7650445
You're a betch

>>7650439
>this is what he considers funny
YIKES
(no wonder you're alone tho)

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>>7650453
Stupid questions are stupid.

>>7650437
Not an expert but just give it a rest for a couple days. What exercises were you doing? I swear to god if you were doing squats and fucked up your back because of shit form I will travel to wherever you are and suck your dick with no consent

>>7650445
No bitch. I know you. I bet you got sad goosebumps and an ache in your heart when I talked about your transness.
>>7650458
You don't know me.

>>7650437
Depends on your general pain tolerance. If you have high tolerance and it's causing you to wince then generally speaking it won't go away until some therapy. If you have a mediocre tolerance it'll probably go away soon, just chill on using it.

>>7650437
Pushed yourself too hard maybe? Just get in some rest days. If it's still pretty bad I'd go see someone about it.

Tripfags ruined this general

>>7650551
Actually I think it was largely the creation of tinychat/discord which led majority of posters to instead find their autistic 4chin bf through those services (after getting the link here) and stopped posting on the gen threads.

Just a theory.

>>7650551
Wanting to distinguish yourself from a crowd, and only knowing how to do so by tripfagging, in it's very nature is cancerous. It's not like it this couldn't be predicted.

>>7650579
Doesn't really help that even in a setting without tripfags there are still avatarfags. As noted by mascgen. The only way to avoid the whole wannabe unique syndrome is by not allowing names/profiles, not allowing images, and not allowing signatures or patterns in text.

But barely anyone would use that service so oh well.

>>7650551
This place died mostly due to the discord. Not saying trips had nothing to do with it of course, but the discord did absorb most of everyone.

Oh and ruined what exactly? The dead silence that's been plaguing gaygens for awhile now? It's like it's competing against mascgen for less posts per day it seems now.

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>tfw you will never live in a world of penis statues, cum fountains, ballsack chairs and anal blankets
Why live?

>>7650614
>>>/Japan/

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Wtf I love democrats now

>>7650614
>anal blankets
What is this? I'm not sure I'd want to love in that world.

>>7650614
>adding the 'anal blankets' to sound less like a bottom
Homosexuality really needs to be cured. Not because it's immoral, but because nobody deserves this suffering.

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>>7650624
>346x304

>>7650631
I just saved the thumbnail.

Cuz honey what you see

Isn't always the full size pic

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>>7650627
Like a snuggly sleeping bag, but made like an anus to keep you nicely tucked in all night long

>>7650640
fuck
i should have seen you with those hands

>>7650577
What is the discord?

There's this qt latin twink that i want to hookup with but I'm afraid I might blow it if I say something cheesy or come on too strong, what do /gaygen/?

>>7650771
scroll back up

>>7650791
If he's anything like the latin twinks around where I live, you can say and do literally anything as long as you provide penis.

>>7650794
He's definitely not a slut, he's quite and very cute.

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>tfw found out I have a daddy fetish

>>7650799
Eww
It's only ok if you love them for their money

>>7650799
Thankfully I saved the old tripfags list that includes pictures, and now I know to laugh at you.

>>7650804
I meant being called daddy

>>7650807
Jokes on you everyone else does already

>>7650799
tfw i found out i've been repressing my feelings and my depression has still been here all along and it's unlikely that my facade of being a social and outgoing person can hold on for much longer

>>7650277
A reasonable amount of body hair is fine. Completely smooth looks prepubescent and therefore gross desu.

>>7650277
Tbh, I don't really understand. I hate bodyhair on ME, but I love it on other men. However, I'm also not very much into fucking men with my dick, so I don't understand what it is about a hairy butt that's attractive to someone who does want to stick their dick in it. It kind of looks like the hair would get in the way? idk plus the hair kind of makes it look like it's permanently dirty.

Bodyhair anywhere else is very pleasing, though.

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pshahaha

>>7650866
tru except i don't even have a facade of being a social and outgoing person

>>7650277
I do

Also anyone bought a jockstrap before, any brand or kind you recommend, looking at some at amazon and not sure where to even start

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>tfw no tinder bf

I'm about to go back to Grindr out of desperation. Why don't gays in the early 20s want a relationship?

>>7651425
got close, also
>guy goes through the effort to blur his face in a hair salon selfie
wew why not just post a chest pic or go blank

I saw an incredibly cute guy while walking to university yesterday. He looked at me twice and I couldn't get him out of my head ever since, I already imagined my life with him and knowing that I will probably never see hm again makes me depressed :(

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>>7651562
Which university?
>mfw I'm so desperate I hope it was me

pic related is my relationship goals
>I'm the short one

>>7651562
Every day on campus for me

>>7651578
in southern Germany

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>tfw wanna do the gay but full of inhibitions

>>7651755
which ones my senpai

>>7650807
>Thankfully I saved the old tripfags list that includes pictures
That's super sad, bro.

>>7650791
Say something cheesy anyway. Eventually you'll find someone who thinks it's funny.

>tfw have a huge crush on a cashier at my local supermarket
>can't figure out how to approach her

Any advice?

>>7651875
>her
Looking for lesgen?

Anyway just chat her up when you're buying things and try to figure out if she is also gay and into you.

>>7651921
What do you mean? I'm a guy.

>>7651939
>>7651921
tfw /bigen/ is always dead

>>7651984
Oh no, I only like girls.

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kitty

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>>7651939
>>7651990
REEEEEEE

OUT OUT OUT

>>7651990
Fuck you then
>tfw thicc asian cashier who's always friendly when i see them
>tfw no cashier gf
>tfw cute pale blonde cashier boy at the same store
>tfw no cashier bf either

>>7652001
But people say gaybros give the best relationship advice, and are the best wingmen.

>>7652003
>ibn4 that pale boy is boning the asian girl

>>7652009
>tfw no hot cashier threesomes with taking turns jizzing into everyone

>>7651425
>Why don't gays in the early 20s want a relationship?
I do but I'm too autistic and broken to ever try

>>7651562
Find him and make him yours anon ;_;

>>7651578
>tfw no qt to be house husband to

>>7651755
You have to release them...and then feel the rain on your skin
>I'm sorry it had to be done

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>>7652033
>I do but I'm too autistic and broken to ever try
ow

>>7651562
Your just imagining things. Nothing will come out of it
>>7651755
>what is repression

>>7652083
Shut up chink.

>>7652116
Are you the same anon from other time

>>7650260
can someone answer me this
dunno where else to ask this
but this seems like the most appropriate place
kek
anyway
Say i'm a straight male
And in theory
a female who gets some bottom surgery done or whatever becomes a trap.
is it gay?
Since she's a biological female it shouldn't be right?
or say she goes full on husky fucker mode and turns into Big bubba is it still straight seeing how she's still a female even under all the hair and manly shit?

>>7652148
If they FtM transition that's gay and treating them other than the male they clearly id as and want to be seen as is super disrespectful and typical of a cis straight fuck

If they just want a penis so they can be a dickgirl but still id as a female then it's halfway gay/straight

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>>7652148
>is it gay?
What will be gay, is what you will know to be gay.

>>7652155
the hostility is mutual then aids mutant.

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>7651875
Do you know anything about her? Mutual friends or interests or hangouts or anything? Hitting on her at her job probably isn't the best way to go.

>working with some new random lab partner
>smile like a dunce and pop random boners all the time
Fuggg :DDDD

waiting for a job interview in the corridor atm

its 20 minutes past the time they said it would start

bit awks desu lads

>>7652446
I'm socially awkward but advice that was given to me was just to smile way more to people so I don't think your smiling was something to be embarrassed about.

If he noticed your boner chances are good he wants it

Fell in love last night in my dreams again lads.

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My cat btw

>>7652642
Good luck

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>talk with new guy
>he says he's studying at a massage school
>tell him "ooh I love massages"
>he says "okay :s"
wtf did I do wrong now?

>>7652688
You didn't tell him to massage your dick. Gotta be more forward.

>User has gone offline
>They never come back online

What could he mean by this?

>>7652722
it's called blocking your sad ass, hun

>>7652722
Better make a new account and add him to ask. Guys love it when you do that.

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>>7652059
:(

>>7652116
>2017
>still pretending that race is the problem

>>7652651
>tfw never been in love
>not even in my dreams

>>7652810

>that gif

Jesus, I thought it was just memes.

who here /already accepted that I'm going to be alone for my entire life/ ?

>>7652836
I've accepted that you are going to be alone for your entire life for sure.

>>7652810
>Tfw wake up from dream
>bf isn't there beside you
>>7652836
Me

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Is skateboarding an attractive hobby or will guys think I'm an immature ruffian?

>>7652832
ikr you can just tell she wants out but she's in far too deep

>>7652836
yo

>>7652883
people might think you're a femmy twink who likes cross dressing and BBC
>but don't worry cus it'll just be a phase

>>7652883
They will think that you think you are fourteen.

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>>7652883
I'll be your bf

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>>7652883
>caring what people think about your hobbies
first mistake

>>7652883
If you really want to scuff up your knees, break your ankles and elbows, and tear your rotator cuffs, go find a conservative to beat the hell out of.

I used to think /femgen/ and their titty skittles was a 4chan maymay but there is a surprising number of guys on Grindr aged 18-21 just in my area who are clearly on some kind of hormone replacement

Does anyone else live in a grindr dead zone? I don't live close to a city so it's a bit annoying to get laid using it.

>>7653012
>tfw on them too but way too scared to make dating app profiles because everyone would get grossed out anyway most likely when they find out

>>7653053
it's okay to look like a twink but being borderline MtF is taking it too far

>>7652927
>Tfw no liberal bf to beat up.

>>7653041
It's patrolled by a slav mafia in my town. Nobody uses it because they use it entrap gay victims

>>7653057
Should I kill myself?

>>7653097
do you live in Russia?

>>7653123
A suburb of Milwaukee Wisconsin

>>7653102
Probably, yeah

>>7653102
Please do

>>7653126
J-Jay?

>>7653146
No but let's meet up.

I promise i no Russia

>>7653102
Does your dick still work?

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What are you doing tonight, gaygen?

>>7652688
He's the one being autistic

>>7653238
good to know. he seemed super interested when we talked at grindr but then like this when we swapped over to kik

>>7653230
Drinking a lot and forgetting. What else?

>>7653240
I mean I don't know what he's trying to convey with that response.
Def not a normal response though.

>>7653254
Millenials hate having sex, even homosexual millenials.

t. millenial

>>7653230
Playing videogames and watching youtube videos like every night. Think I might go crazy and do something totally insane like do my washing later.

>>7653249
Drinkers ain't thinkers.

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>>7653288
hello my furry friend :3

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>>7653230
Playing vidya

>>7653288
>Drinkers ain't thinkers.

Shit wisdom family.

>>7653309
You're gonna get tired of that before I do, my dude.

>>7653352
Nope.

>>7653361
Some of the greatest thinkers of the last millennium were Hella druggies, alcoholics and addicts.

>>7653376
Are you one of them? If not I don't suppose that justifies excessive drinking.

>>7653382
I don't have to justify my excessive drinking. I'm saying your wisdom was shite, and wrong. Just because it rhymed doesn't make it true.

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>Are you one of them? If not I don't suppose that justifies excessive drinking.

>>7653389
You seem upset. Maybe you wouldn't be so upset if you weren't drinking.

>>7653390
Thats not a fedora.

>>7653418
In Britain we tip our bowler hats instead.

>>7653309
What is the object in his hand?

People drink.
Some don't.
People smoke.
Some don't.
People do drugs.
Some don't.
Stop being assholes about it.

>>7653401
I drink to not be upset. You don't get how this works, do you?

>>7653452
I do none of those things

my body is truly a temple

>>7653459
And you're calling my logic stupid.

>>7653452
Nah.

>>7653465
neither do I... except for prozac for my crippling depression

>>7653361
not sure about that, you getting all buttflustered and defensive never gets old
>>7653433
ask Clownshoes

>>7653489
Whatever makes you feel good.

>>7653508
you know I'm right

admit it

>>7653484
I took Prozac 6 years it helped a lot, good luck love

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>>7653041
I'm 20 miles from the nearest city (Lansing MI) and while that's no distance for me to drive personally I think it's part of what makes it hadd to find people since they would probably rather see other people in the city.

Can't wait to move....

>>7653776
Prozac tried to kill me.
Lexapro made me a nauseated moody bitch.
Alcohol has made me feel normal.

>>7652688
Too ugly for him. :\ Happens to me a lot.

>>7652688
You implied you'd want a massage from him. Might have been better to say its a neat profession to go for and say you usually get massages done at X place

>>7654246
>he complimented me on grindr for looks
I told you this already but here's your (You)
>>7654256
in case of this I did say afterwards that I've been to his massage school before and that they offered a good and cheap service

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>>7650260
I had a cat for 7 years but then I got toxoplasmosis from him and I woke up one day in a park 300 miles from my home and I don't know how I got there.
My clothes were dirty and I hadn't gone in to work in a week.
My doctor said I had entered a fugue state and got on a bus since I found a bus ticket in my pocket when I woke up.
I had to take antibiotics for a month and a half to get rid of it and I had to get rid of my cat and get my house professionally disinfected and I can't go to anyone's house that has a cat.
Losing my cat was like losing a child to me and I am still experiencing panic attacks and depression because he isn't here and I'm worried that his new owners won't take care of him or know what he likes to eat or how he likes to play and I'm worried the other cats who live at the sanctuary with him will treat him badly.
My life has been a living hell ever since.
feelsbadman.jpeg

>>7653123
I do ;_;

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>>7654147
>Alcohol

It is all fun until your liver swells up and then stops working, anon.
I spent my inheritance on a transplant.
But at least I'm alive.
Be careful!

>>7654301
>good
>cheap

pick one

>>7654388
>he's never been to a massage school
man oh man I'm sorry

>>7654371
>this entire post
wat

>>7654427
You think people would go online and just post lies? Preposterous.

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is there even ONE good love song about 2 gay men?

why the fuck not?

>>7654468
>why the fuck not?
gay love does not sell when the vast majority of people are straight and incredibly turned off by the mere idea of 2 men doing the sexy.

>>7654474

niche markets are a thing

if there can be songs about school shootings and being a 19th century french farmer, there should be songs about homolove.

besides, i thought creative mediums were supposed to be above things like market forces

>>7654481
>niche markets are a thing
Not when there are concerned straight people getting the government involved with silencing you.

>creative mediums
>above things like market forces
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>7654468
>whenever I hear 'she' in songs I listen to I usually think 'he' instead

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>>7654468
>is there even ONE good love song about 2 gay men?
http s://youtu.be/MYSVMgRr6pw
Hozier - Take Me To Church

The "she" in the lyrics the Catholic Church, and how it disapproves of the singer's relationship with another man.

He goes on to sing about how he only feels closer to God/divinity when he is with his lover.

>>7654468
Car Seat Headrest - Twin Fantasy

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>>7654468


https://youtu.be/ktwlN_ocL-o

Franz Ferdinand - Michael

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>tfw no gay bar in my town
>tfw no gay bar for a hundred miles in every direction

>>7654686
this is crap

it sounds like shit

>>7654703
Just make your own.

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>>7654716
All subjective, bruv.

I enjoy FranzFerd, but not everyone does. After all, some people listen to Appalachian yodelling and think it is fantastic.

It is definitely a song about homo luv, at least.

>>7654598

i can raise you one:
>i sing 'he' instead of 'she' and 'boy' instead of 'girl' when singing along to songs

>>7654716

its not that bad
its like a 7/10 for me

>>7654703
>tfw gay bar nearby but no fake id

>>7654739
it is a literal audible vomit
>>7654747
it sounds worse than my last crap

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>>7654760

>americans have to be 21 to drink
>but they can buy guns and serve in the army to kill people at 18


YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>7654372
:(

>>7654775
most places don't actually card

except this one because if an underage goes to the bar and gets diddled the bar is liable

I exclusively listen to celtic death tango and computerized hindi lullabies

>>7654788
i only listen to the reverberations caused by icebergs on the arctic shelf cracking

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the lyrics:
>I want a lover I don't have to love
>I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
give me a disproportionate amount of feels

>>7654796

i unironically know a guy who listens to spedup recordings of that. he says its called 'field recordings'

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>>7654769
You're so salty.
I've got something you could rim for me.

>>7654810

I have some field recordings downloaded, I don't really listen to them often, but they can be interesting when I want something different to listen to.

>portuguese speaking korean
im going to fuck this up as usual

>>7654468
yeah literally everything from years of years or even troye sivan

primitive technology guy has a pretty tasty video out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXUCQc2Z78

>>7654861
yeah you should rim me

>>7654886
>qt has to make his own bed
Yet another example of how the matriarchy is a fucked up system desu neko chan~~~

>>7654886

gets gud around 5:05 iykwim

>>7654868
what

>>7654944
I SAID
>im going to fuck this up as usual

>>7654886
Should probably find a shirt and some trousers instead if he wanted to keep warm really. Seems irresponsible to walk around that underbrush without being properly clothed too, you'll get a rash.

>>7654901
>he's starting a fire
ok... whatever floats your boat

>>7654952
he meant 'what are you going to fuck up'?

>>7654960
>he meant 'what are you going to fuck up'?
THE
>portuguese speaking korean

>>7654971
in what context?
are you taking korean lessons or something?

>>7654468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xCMF7jsDJI

Whether or not you think it's "good" depends on whether you like twinks or not.

>>7654978
IM JUST GOING TO FUCK IT ALL UP
EVERYTHING
AS USUAL
Y'KNOW

>>7654986
Try seppuku

>>7654468
"Thinking about you" by Frank Ocean

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>>7654986

>2017
>still posting on gaygen
ouch

>>7654468
>be edgy me
>listen to Deutschcore from the 1930s

Whatever. This song's lyrics were written by a homosexual (Bruno Balz), the title asks "Can love be sin?".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zDL4j9haQ0

>>7653470
You see bud, now I'm drunk and I'm not upset anymore. My logic works. Woo me.

>>7655183
>not even Dreigroschenoper

UND MACHEATH DER, HAT EIN MESSER
DOCH DAS MESSER SIEHT MAN NICHT

>>7655183
I too like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA

Is it a deal breaker for a gay man in his late 20s to have not broke out of repression until his mid 20s and not had sex?

>>7655250
No

>>7655250
No

>>7655250
Dude, you're fine. There are people who don't come out until they're into their 40s and 50s. Just go for guys your own age and not 18 year old twinks if you want a serious relationship. You won't be able to capture that "teenage puppy love" shit, so don't try.

>>7655295
Straights love to judge others on their sex lives. It is something I have come to expect.

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For fucks sakes, how dumb can trans people be?

>>7651425
The ones about looking for a relationship/friends on there are the most irritating.

>>7655364
I'm not judging you, I'm just saying that when a lot of people first come out as adults, they want that teenage dating experience that they never got as an actual teenager. I'm warning you that that's a bad idea.

>>7655384
>expecting delusional, mentally ill individuals to be intelligent or rational

Wew.

>have friends over
>they notice gg in the thread watcher
uh no m-muh closet

>>7655250
Yes. I only date men who lost their virginities and came out of the closet between a clearly defined window of 13 and 23. I conduct rigorous background checks to ensure all my dates meet this requirement - talking to exes, parents, former teachers, and friends in the process. If you did not break out of repression and lose your virginity until your mid 20s and try to date me, I will find out and kindly but firmly cut all contact with you. People who did not break out of repression and lose their virginity by their mid 20s are despicable, and frankly, I would not even consider having anything to do with them. Fuck people who did not break out of repression and lose their virginities by their mid 20s.

>>7655384

trannies

not even once

>>7651425
What is your age range for dating?

>>7655384
>dozens of quotation marks
kek i won't read that bigoted shit

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>come out
>classmate starts threatening me

>>7654468
Any love song by Sufjan, though that's a bit controversial.

>>7655614

threaten to eat his boypussy til he's begging for your cock

>>7655635

he just REALLY loves jesus ok

and those other songs are about very good platonic friends

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>>7655649
I'm serious you boytoy

He strangle me, not cool

>>7655384
Fuck trannies, they are extremely insecure faggots, so they think that dressing up like opposite sex makes theme straight.

>>7655668
Fight back, seek an authority figure or do nothing. These are the only options.

>>7655614
You still have us at least friend

>>7655668


Strangle him while you fuck him from behind

His asshole will feel so tight

>>7655683
I don't want to kill anyone

>>7655732
Want to try that out?

>>7655737
You do not have to. Just knock him down. Or do something else. Or just take it like a chump.

>>7655742

Get on all fours and wink at me when you're ready baby

>>7655737
RNC or D'arce

>>7655746
desu I'm afraid

I'm good with chokeholds but nothing else

I can choke the best but can't do shit with the rest

>get online onto the interwebs aol dot com forwardslash myspace
>literally politics all the time 24/7 365
>ooook
>head offline
>literally zero politics anywhere
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
how do we destroy the internets

>>7655844
buy tear gas or whatever then

if there's one thing I learned from being bullied all way through school is that fightning back is the only thing that keeps the bullies away

sure later they spread rumours about you instead and everyone will freeze you out but it's the better alternative

>>7655874
tear gas? that's bitch shit

rather choke them out

>>7655909
bitch you can't even kill a damn fly let alone choke a bitch out lmaooooo

>>7655909
whatever works for you darling, just keep the upper hand

>>7655913
>>7655916
t. teenie boppers

>>7655951
stale meme

>>7655951
back to 1800s you go gramps

>>7655959
>>7655963
bitch shit, bitchtits

never had to fight for what you have

Sure is toxic masculinity in here

>>7656005
does someone here have a tumblr translator? :-(

>>7656009

"my pussy is wet choke me daddy"

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Anyone here have used these for oral sex? How was it?

>>7656020
This is more indicative of toxic masculintity than you jokingly wanted it to

>>7656020
thanks

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>Gender
>Male
>Interested In
>Women

>>7656115
If you take down the interested in section on facebook and leave it blank it'll instantly fill the people you may know section with gay guys who also leave it blank

It's basically a soft coming out

>>7656115
>assume app is automatically filtering out the str8 retards and fag hags because obviously just interested in men
>still puts up the str8s and fag hags
HONESTLY JUST LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING BREEDERS IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS OPPRESSIVE SHIT

>>7656115
i got on okcupid for the first time in like a year yesterday and checked this guy's profile i used to talk to
and it says he's straight now and his description says he only likes girls with DDs...........

>>7656228
>talking to biscums

>>7656266
no that's the thing, it says he's only straight now
when he was gay before
idk maybe he found christianity or some shit but i don't wanna ask
i'm pretty flat chested and he seemed pretty keen on me so who knows

>>7656276
What's there to wonder? He was keen enough on you to go back to real pussy it seems.

>>7656435
did i ask

>>7655909
Stone-Cold Stunner him
Foot to his solar plexus, then take him down by the head
Nobody will fuck with you after

>>7656444
You asked who knows, rhetorical maybe, but everyone knows

>>7656454
did i ask

i'm a 4/10 and i just turned down a 9.5/10 (not even joking - he's a model) who was desperately trying to have sex with me bc i was afraid he might have an std and was too embarrassed to ask him
so as he was sucking my fingers, massaging my dick and playing with my hair, i pushed him away, left his car and ran

i hope i didn't catch aids somehow

i must be retarded

>>7656503
Well you're probably not a 4/10 if the story is true. You don't have aids and are stupid though

>>7656529
well idk i consider myself a 4/10 and yes believe me it is true

>>7656478
I'm not sure what you're doing since the phrase "did I ask" is a question so you've asked 3 times. Yes yes yes you've asked already

>>7656550
did i ask

>>7656533
You must have a lot of money or a great personality because something like that doesn't just happen to ugly people

>>7656560
i'm poor and believe me i'm just as shocked as you

or maybe i'm actually cute who knows

>>7656572

the real truth is he's actually a complete uggo too and you have low standards

what are some cool sex toys? the sites i've been looking at only specifies for straight couples and not so much for gay couples. magic wand looks neat, thoughts on that one?

>>7657078

Magic wand is shit, its designed for clits

If you have the money, get a lelo prostate vibrator

otherwise vibrating anal beads are a slightly more uncommon toy that can be fun

>>7657112
i see, i'm looking for something that can stimulate the top of the penis so I thought the wand could be pretty cool for that considering it's vibrating.

why is this thread so dead?

>>7657294
There was a mass exodus of people to the discord

>>7657306
so that allows us to have some nice small talk here

what are some of your private interests?

>>7656027
What the hell is that? Clingfilm? Naw, dawg, I'm pretty sure you need some other dude to suck your dick, plastic wrap isn't gonna do it.

>>7657078
>cool sex toys
Wait a second.

>>7657535
it's like a condom alternative but for oral sex only. you know, stds transmits orally as well?

>>7657540
But why wouldn't you just use a condom if it's essentially the same thing?

>>7657544
condom tastes worse probably, these are literally made for oral sex

>live in an age where people have the world in their pockets
>can order food, clothing, pay for rent, find a bf, order some sluts, etc. all within a tiny device
>still anons on 4chin/gg discord are alone and desperate
LMAOOOOOOOO

>>7657558
Technology may make it easier to, but finding someone you are compatible with is completely up to chance with no guarantee.

>>7657566
Making it easier also positively impacts chance. If you literally can't find a man now, you're a fucking hopeless being. It has NEVER been this easy.
Some people are alone because they choose to be, good for them, but I'm talking about y'all thirsty cunts whining about >tfwnobf

>>7657554
I don't think the taste is really the point of blowjobs. Maybe that's just my naive virgin opinion here, but I'm pretty sure the taste isn't really the biggest part.

The biggest part is in my trousers.

Is it too ridiculous to turn down a really hot guy because he wears braces? Like I just can't get over it.
He tried to kiss me last night but I just made up an excuse and didn't let him because I was grossed out by his fucking braces

>>7657578
im just too scared of social interaction in a gay setting ( and non gay settings too but i can't really avoid those)

still wish I had someone

>>7657699
Do you know how much longer he will have them? It could be an okay time investment to deal with it for the time being

>>7657699
Not gonna lie braces can look kinda cute on some guys

>>7657699
im cacklin sis

>>7657733
braces are cute on all guys 2bh
also they make the 10/10 qts really insecure which makes them prime real estate

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>tfw no hacker bf

>>7657803
idktf

>>7657795
hey i use braces

does that mean im qt

>>7657838
i said they're cute on all guys
but that doesn't make the guy cute

>>7657849
oh :(

ill just go back to my corner then

>>7657578
Those people tend to be either delusional and do not understand why they are alone or have no will power to fix themselves.

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>>7657366
vidya, books, being an aspie shut-in, expensive Japanese action figures, yu-gi-oh, lego, acknowledging dubs, pointlessly browsing the internet into the wee small hours and waking up in the afternoon

>>7657558
doesn't stop us from being socially broken anon

>>7657699
braces wouldn't bother me, it's not like they're permanent however the older you are the stranger it would be to still have braces
>tfw have a gap in front two teeth and think I might need them but I'm probably just overthinking it

I think this is the closest I've ever been to actually killing myself.

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>tfw want more tattoos
>tfw poor
how many tattoos do you have faggots
i have
five

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>>7657945
i suggest therapists because at least they will pretend to care but anyway fuck off

>>7657853
:)

>>7657945
Before you kill yourself whore yourself out. Fuck a ton of dudes.
At least you'll make someone happy

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>>7657945

>>7657955
I have one and I wish I didn't. It's An ugly mark on my pretty pale skin.

>>7657945
I know how you feel. If I did not give my ammo to a friend I would already be dead.

>>7657955
zero
if i were to get one it would probably be a small lil ting behind my ear
but I have no idea what I would even get anyways

>>7657929
>doesn't stop us from being socially broken anon
Obese autists, murderers, serial killers, cultists, people with missing limbs, paralyzed folks, etc. are getting laid and living happy lives with their partners, what's your deal sis??
Oh right, more excuses.

>>7658002
>he doesn't have a dick tattoo
this is part of the initiation process. where the fuck are you from

>>7658015
>where the fuck are you from
God's pure light, put on this planet explicitly to bless people with my presence. So you're welcome.

>>7657986
guess it depends on your look. if you are trying to look like a lil pretty boy it would disrupt that less you got sum gay shxt like pop lyrics or henna bvllshxt

Would you fuck the creator of The Ultimate Showdown?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obmFIscUk70

(i would)

>>7658010
these people probably don't suffer from bad social anxiety, some people do

We whining about crap? 'Cause I burnt my finger making tea and have wasted all day trying to get a game to work but it doesn't. Life is tough.

>>7658020
>tfw no puritan bf to repent for my homosexuality with

>>7658028
>obese autists
>these people don't suffer from bad social anxiety
keep up with the excuses sis i love it
you can talk shit on 4chan, you can clearly send a qt a message on tinder
end of

>>7658034
What game?

>>7658034
nice bloggo

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>>7657803

i can use nmap if thats good enough

>>7658045
http://www.hackertyper.com/
Just use this while I'm riding you.

>>7658038
The Long War 2 mod for XCOM 2. Then I wanted to play Binding of Isaac Antibirth but it won't take my savefile. It's a conspiracy against me.

>>7658040
Thanks, my dude.

>>7658051
LW2 is a pretty easy install, do you have other mods enabled or some shit?

>>7658054
There are mitigating circumstances.

>>7658038
some people do, some people don't
it's pointless sending someone who you see as attractive a message when you feel like crap, know you're just gonna panic and delete the app if they respond

>>7658087
then it's very clear you don't want a bf
which is fine, just own up to it

>>7658089
You can want a bf while recognizing some people are out of your league.

>>7658094
That's a totally different discussion though. In this situation, you've sent a message to someone attractive, and they've replied. So what, now you're just going to entirely dismiss what they have to say purely because they're 'out of your league'? That's some bullshit 2bh

Also, leagues don't exist and they never will. It's all subjective shit. What I consider handsome as fuck might be some fucking below average shit to you. Therefore it's all relative, no one can actually be out of your league, they can only be attractive or unattractive to your eyes.

Anyone else here naive enough to have fallen for the LDR meme? Don't make my mistake, lads.

>>7658126
I did about two years ago, it was amazing while it lasted and while we saw eachother. I wouldn't call all LDRs a mistake though. So long as you two form plans to live together someday and see eachother every 2-3 months (assuming cross country distance), you should be okay.

>>7658126
Telling people not to be naive doesn't really work, my dog.

>>7658137
Also applies to telling people to relax 2bh

>>7658126
LDRs are a meme when they're started as LDRs. That shit just don't work long term as noted by >>7658135

Can be fun for a while though I suppose, if you're that desperate for some attention.

>>7658160
I should have added that even if my LDR guy broke up with me, I know another LDR couple thats been going since late 2014 and they'll probably move in by the end of this year.

>>7658160
Don't reference Rick and Morty at me. I hate everything that is popular because I'm super cool.

>>7658168
Adding that doesn't make a difference, the relationship still ended.
Also since 2014 is just ~3 years depending on month. That isn't very long and the change to actually live together is tremendous, it's typically what breaks LDR up because they're so used to the comfort of distance. So HMU when they've lived together for 5 years.

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Uhh fuck off?

>>7658236
>tfw no masc guy to ever say this to me

Count your blessings you spoiled diva.

>>7658236
Tell him hes a slut and the bible frowns upon this.

>>7658089
I do, I just know I'm too much of a mess for anyone and I don't want to waste their time

>>7658236
Is he a catfish or something?

I'm scared of shaving my legs and arms

>>7658289
then don't?

>>7658243
>>7658256
>>7658284
he was a real uggo and a creep so I blocked him, I couldn't fit all the messages from him I've ignored

>>7658289
What is the worst possible outcome?

>>7658342

He swims so fast Japanese fishermen mistake him for a dolphin and he's turn into soup.

>>7658360
This is why its best to swim in pools instead of oceans, also because sand is rough and irritating

>>7658360
If he swims that fast he should have no problem with fishermen or when aliens suck up all the aquatic wildlife and he has to fight a giant insectile alien head using solely his short range sonar.

>>7658236

Bubble witch cunt, amirite, lads?

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>>7658373
>when aliens suck up all the aquatic wildlife and he has to fight a giant insectile alien head using solely his short range sonar.

Is this the plot to the Aquaman movie?