/gaygen/

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Custodian, we need to have a word.

>>7640062
pls no lewdposting we already have 40 other boards (+3 discords and 1 tinychat) to do so in

>>7640053
>BBS
last time I was betrayed by butt sex, I got aids.

>>7640066
Literally the point of 4chan generals.

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>>7640076
get the fuck on out of here w/your needlessly horny self

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>>7640093
Must be nice being low-test.

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>>7640116
Trick premise, only [LTs] actually use the term as a form of projection.

Miss me now you're gonna kiss me.

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Does anyone here know where I can find Hedwig enamel pins? The one pictured isn't in production any longer so I need another source.

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>>7640155
Heem yourself.

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>>7640164
About to do so 2bh

>>7640160
Have you tried the likes of alibaba or designing them yourself and getting a manufacturer to just create them?

>>7640204
Baba has nothing and other manufacturers won't make just won't and I don't need 100

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>He's suffrin, Bobby
>Time to put him down

Does anyone have the picture of that guy at dinner with his family and his pillow bf? Lol.

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>>7640053
Have any of you homos met a bf on tinder? I got 8 guys' numbers who I'm interested in, some professional older men/men my age, some just cutie college guys. They all want to meet up for coffee or dinner or whatever. I'm sure most of them will flop, but I'm hoping one is a match..

>>7640622

I have an appointment with my dentist tomorrow. That's /kind of/ like a date.

>>7640626
But did you meet him on tinder?

Where do you find good porn lads?
Every gay section is just too brutal for me, its always hairy men and slav/thai twinks. Where do I find cute gay porn?

>>7640681
since I found out about torrent 1080p to 2160p porn I can't go back to streaming

if you don't live in a police state or are tech savvy you can find them on https://www.gay-torrents.net/torrentslist.php and pornolab.net

>>7640681
I forgot to mention that you will realize all men are hairy

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>>7640681
You have to find some actors that you like and they sometimes act in scenes made by different studios. So torrenting is best.

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>female dog loves to stay on my room
>can't fap like I used to anymore.

>>7640740
I have no problem fapping while my dog watches

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>>7640782
I'd feel like I was fapping in front of a kid.

>>7640622
Lol 8. I get roughly one person at a time to poorly flirt with

>>7640708
>since I found out about torrent
Is this your first day on the Internet?

>>7640817
read the context and take your meds

>>7640822
alright alright I just woke up
What is this ungodly hour

>>7640840
Hi delta

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>>7640811
I'm surprised I got so many matches and that the guys who matched with me were mostly attractive because I think I'm about a 5/10 maybe. I need to start meeting these guys quick and finding out which ones are no-gos because it's getting difficult juggling the texting with them all. One of them I texted today after failing to reply for a few days and he said he thought I forgot about him.

so when did you guys first realize that you are gay?

for me it was after I got a boner because I hugged my best friend a little too long

>>7641075
When I was thinking about sucking a friend's massive cock after he used to 'jokingly' rub it against me hard. Then we were fooling around with a webcam (it was quite a new thing to have at the time) and he showed his ass. I have never been more turned on in my life, but I was too much of a pussy to do anything. This was around 7th/8th grade. Don't know if he was really bisexual or something or just a horny guy. Don't keep in touch with him.

Once I came just by thinking of him on a coach when I was young. Don't know if anybody noticed anything haha.

>>7641075
fantasised about rubbing cocks with another cute guy, tried it out irl and liked it desu

Are otherkins welcome here if we're homosexual otherkins?

>>7641075
I first realized that you were gay when you made that post just now

>>7641075
When I wanted my neighbour to fuck me after gifting me his art 2bh

I'm addicted to scented candles help me

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How weird on a scale would it be to invite some guy on grindr over for a sleepover? As in cuddles and spooning and sleeping but no sex (I'm tired of condoms breaking and catching stds, and I can't seem to get a bf no matter how hard I try)

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>>7641375
no

>>7641621
Pretty weird, but also desperate.
I'm sure you might find someone to agree, but they'll want to fuck regardless.

Also how the fuck are your condoms breaking THAT much that it becomes a nuisance? Get a bigger size maybe?

>>7641629
>weird
>desperate
aww fugg

I actually don't know. It may be because the condom size is too small. Condom quality should be good because it's the most common brand here. I always apply more than enough lube and the top like half of the time just stops and goes "oh... looks like it broke".
Or maybe I have some weird disease in my ass that corrodes the plastic? Hemorrhoids?

>>7641644
Condom eroding assholes. Superheroes these days are lame.

I mean, it's either the condoms are too small, you're freezing the condom in some way making them fragile, you're not using water based lube, or you're hooking up with these guys who are trying to get you to bareback.

*shrugs*

>>7641653
might be too small, might have used silicon lube some times (but water based lube the rest it has broke), and I've never considered to actually check if the condom did break or if they all tricked me, huh

anyway I'd really, really want a bf either way to rid of both condoms and stds

>>7641664
well even if you do get a boyfriend, there will never be 100% certainty that you won't get sti's
but i hope u find love :)

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>>7641673
even if he's clean and doesn't cheat on me?

anyway thanks

>>7640848
>I went back to sleep
HI

>>7641075
am I the only person who just found boys/men attractive from the off?

>>7641375
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>7641679
yeah because some are very dormant and hard to diagnose unless specifically demanding certain tests
but also there's no guarantee he won't cheat, all it takes is one small fuck up, and he doesn't even have to go all the way

people take their chances all the time though, so dont be afraid, but realize that there isn't 100% prevention of everything just yet, but with the likes of certain meds, condoms, treatments etc. we're really close!

>>7641680
>am I the only person who just found boys/men attractive from the off?
No, I always felt a close connection to M. But you don't actually put 2 and 2 together until you're pretty much right in the middle of puberty and understand what gay means.

>>7641680
How was your sleep?
>am I the only person who just found guys attractive from the off
Nah for me it started like at 12 or 13. I didn't know the existence or what that feeling meant though

>>7641696
>>7641698
>cutie-less and cuddle-less
I remember just crushing on a couple of boys in school and just thinking 'oh yeah that's probably why'

>>7641755
You'll find a qt to cuddle and you won't believe he actually likes you but you'll fuck it up with your insecurity anyways~

I only communicate that of which fate has blessed upon me.

>>7641796
>>7641755
T F W

>>7641796
sounds about right...

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I'll have a qt bf r-right?

>>7641869

be in london T B H

>>7641869
Only if you look in the mirror.

Sorry friend but the fate says what the fate desires.

>>7641874
So your saying I don't deserve one?
((also I hate my reflection))

>>7641883
I don't say anything. Fate speaks through me.

You will not have a qt bf until you realize you are the qt bf.

Any traps who are beta losers like I am

>>7641936
>>>/mtfgen/

>>7641075
>I fucking wish someone who knows what I'm talking about can find it for me ;_;
I was watching some episode of a reality show back in like the early 2000's (on mtv I think) and the host some black guy I think in all red, was at the beach and there's this hot muscularish guy in trunks and wearing sunglasses fast asleep. And the black guys starts rubbing a bunch of stuff like green lotion, paints and oils all over his abs and pecs and sprinkling red beads and stuff around his nipples and then dumps a jar of white stuff over his trunks. I popped a boner and guessed I must be gay, weirdest show I've ever watched and have never been able to find a clip of it let alone what the show's called. Anyone know or have ideas?

>>7641943
they were mean to me and specifically told me to come here.

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>you will never know this feel

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>>7641869
I know we will anon just be the best you that you can be and a boyfriend more perfect than you could imagine will appear

>>7641954
feels bad man

>>7641954
But I already know that feel anon~

>>7641883
>I hate my reflection
same

>>7641936
traps are hella gay dude

>>7641979
>obligatory reeeeee

>>7641979
GTFO REEEEEE

>>7641992
Well when you find it once, the chances of you finding it again are slimmer. So consider yourself at an advantage 2bh

When I'm enjoying a conversation I start talking incredibly fast. Most people can keep up, but I still feel a little anxious about it.

How can I train myself to speak slower, and should I do so?

WTF is with all of the niggers on Grindr saying they're mixed? Yeah, maybe going back five generations.

>>7642123
so they can bypass your filters

>>7641954
What's up with his thumb?

>>7642163
grindr filters are weird so saying they're mixed is pointless in that regards
really though they probably are mixed

>>7642163
I just block them anyways.

WTF is with all the niggers on Grindr using pics of their cash or their weed as their profile?

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Why is Jay so cute?

>>7641954
Men are in general horrible kissers.

>>7642406
>beard
"no"

>>7642483
Kys yourself twink fetishist

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>>7642487
>2000+10+7
>not liking twinks

>>7642513
If rather play it safe.

Enjoy your amber alerts boo

>>7642406
bc he's a nerd who doesn't look like a slob so you believe he's attainable making him look that much more attractive in your eyes

>>7642410
u lie u lie u aint ever lied so much in ur damn life

how do I into spontaneous sex? Is it even possible to do this cleanly?
I eat a lot of fiber but there's always a log I need to flush out with an enema.

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>>7642513
>twink on twink

>>7642596
'spontaneous' sex is never actually just 'spontaneous' even for str8s. Typically one party does the planning, and in most cases it's the bottom/woman.

also if you still have to flush things out with an enema, your diet still isn't good enough
just shoving a whole lot of fiber doesn't suddenly make it good.

>>7642605
>lonely virgin
btfo 2bh

>>7642618
twink on twink might as well be lesbians
i hate that helix studios bullshit where girly boys try to be """tops"""
a twink needs a real man to make love to him

>>7642661
We appreciate lesbian relationships here, less women on the prowl = better.
I don't get what your problem is. Don't watch helix studio stuff if you don't like it? Or are you literally one of those retards who believes everything must accommodate to your shit tastes?

>>7642661
Woah it's like different people have different tastes hear me out man really gets the noggin joggin

>>7642513
Twink on twink is great. But it always feels like there waiting for a masc dude to show up and fuck them both.

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cant wait to move out so i can have cute boys over at my place whenever i want desu

also idk if it makes me a narcissist or whatever but i actually kind of enjoy being walked in on in a weird way. like, i think its funny.

>>7642758
masc isn't opposite to twink
your sentence would make more sense if it was fem x fem waiting for a masc dude to show up, or twink x twink waiting for a daddy to show up

>>7642763
Pretty common fetish but yeah hosting is a nice privelage too.
>>7642758
Why not both.jpg

>>7642596
You probably think you're getting a lot of fiber but you have to actually eat really clean. Switch out cereal or oatmeal for celery and nuts and fruits in the morning. And yes you can bottom spontaneously, you just have to know your body well. Take a shower after you shit and you should be good for quite a few hours after depending on your movement schedule. The only thing I'll say is that the smell will not be as pleasant but if you eat cleanly it's not strong and smells more like funk than shit.

>>7642618
Would you care to elaborate or do you have any resources for me?
My knowledge boils down to "eat fiber, avoid dairy and red meat" - that's what anons told me and what I found on websites

>>7642813
thanks anon !

>>7642813
> And yes you can bottom spontaneously, you just have to know your body well. Take a shower after you shit and you should be good for quite a few hours after depending on your movement schedule.

This isn't bottoming spontaneously though. You're still planning to get fucked within a certain time period. Again, spontaneous sex just doesn't exist, except for rape.

>>7642773
Twinks are fem physically at least.

>>7642847
>archaic understanding of fem and masc
i pity the soul

>>7642842
What he fuck are you talking about? Do you not consider it spontaneous if two boyfriends were laying around the house an afternoon and then just get it on? Yeah they knew it was going to happen compared to rape but it's spontaneous because no one has to say anything...

Inb4 this scenario doesn't exist

>>7642857
>Yeah they knew it was going to happen
So not spontaneous. Spontaneous is completely out of the blue "hey let's go skydiving". Or morning fucks (most people just do morning blowjobs tho, or fuck in the shower). Spontaneous is not "lemme shower, make sure i'm clean, and ensure i get fucked within 8 hours".

>>7642851
There's noting archaic about it. Smooth hairless bodies without muscle or muscle tone are feminine.

Doesn't matter is they're act masculine and have masculine interests, physically they're as feminine as you can be without hormones or surgery.

>>7642892
>Still believing in archaic views
Sad!

>>7642890
That's not what I said.

Most of the sex I've had in life has been within 5 minutes of the decision to start it so that's more spontaneous than going out to sky dive if we're basing things on time. I guess I'm filthy and disgusting but I've never needed a shower or needed someone else to take a shower to make love and it's never been a feces fest or stink show.

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Do you want to date him?

>>7642924
The guy on the left or on the right?

>>7642928
Right lol

>>7642842
Well damn the world isn't perfect. Some people just want to be able to have anal sex without douching. Living a healthier lifestyle and being aware of your body will make literally everything easier for you. Eating your veggies and working out is basically a life hack.

And you can always have spontaneous oral if you want.

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>>7642924
What's up with guys putting pics of them with chicks in their profiles? It's like they want guys to think "maybe if you fuck me, you'll get to fuck her too".

>>7642920
It's not based on time, the time example was due to a former post friend. Spontaneity is a decision made right there, out of the blue for both parties. When it comes to sex, generally one party is the planner which makes it not so spontaneous. In the skydiving example, this is an out of the blue and spontaneous situation because neither of them planned for it, or thought about it, they're doing that AFTER they made the decision.

Congratulations for you, but I have no idea whether or not the decision was actually spontaneous and clean, I just have to take your word for it which really isn't all that useful in discussion.

>>7642924
No. You can pretty much find a thousand versions of him around here. Nothing stands out except for his friend (or mom idk). Maybe if he has another image demonstrating more of him (not just physically obvs) I suppose.

>>7642940
You can still have sex without douching (and be intimate with someone without even fixing your diet, as oral sex, intercurral, etc are pretty great). A proper diet and washing regularly goes a long way! I'm not discouraging that. I'm debating spontaneous sex.

>>7642940
>you can always have spontaneous oral

no, you need to gargle with mouthwash first or it will be too disgusting /sarc

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Ok but the real question gaygen....
Would you?
and which is better: old pence or current daddy palpatine?

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>find out cute guy I like has shit taste in vidya

>>7643008
This is me a few minutes ago.
>Mlb,fifa,cod,battlefront,battlefield

Not even once. Jrpgs, platformers,Fighters or bust.

>>7643036
Pretty much the exact same things I heard, yea.

Oh well, maybe I can introduce him to new things.

>>7643036
the old battlefront was fun, well the space battles anyway

>>7643043
Don't bother. You can't aquire taste.

>>7642992
he still looks like he just tasted something sour, even at that young age.
i bet his ass is incredibly tight.

>>7643008
Shit taste in Vidya isn't too bad.
Shit taste in music can fuck up a relationship.

>>7643071
Right, I know it's not a reason to drop him but it's just annoying.

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>>7643071
I wonder if I have shit taste in music? I barely listen to music.

>>7643095
what's with some gays like this looking like they received a major dose of estrogen

>>7643128
>what is /femgen/ and their titty skittles

>>7643036
I enjoy a bit of Madden every now and then. Been really hooked on Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth though. That game is addicting as hell.

>>7643128
penis in poop hole increases your estrogen production

>>7640053
>this thread

I thought you had to be at least 18 to post on 4chan?

>>7643095
Looks like he'd be really cute if he put on about 40lbs of muscle.

>>7643095
B R E E D
>3 miles
cherish your town

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argh I just want a place of my own with a qt nerdy boy

Cock goblin if ive ever seen one

/gaygen/ in a nutshell
>ugh I want a boyfriend
>why are there no decently looking guys
>>on grindr
>Why do all the gay guys I meet on Grindr have shit personality
>Guys my opinion of how a guy should look is more important than their personality
>Oh goddd I'm sooo ugly I only got 99 likes for a selfie I posted an hour ago on Facebook
>let's namefag in order to make sure people know it's me posting
>tfw cute guy on Grindr doesn't reply back

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>>7643411
Forgot pic

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Is he jewish???? Are there any jews on /gg/

>>7643426
he doesn't look jewish he just looks like a lizard

>>7643412
that's not gg in a nutshell that's gg in a long winded rant
this is gg in a nutshell
>TFW NO 4CHAN BOYFRIEND I WAS TOLD I COULD GET A FREE 10/10 NERD QT HERE

>>7643008
>>7643036
>jrpgs...Fighters or bust
I'll take bust in that case, that's some abysmal taste. Fighters are good for maybe 30 mins tops. Jrps are pretty much solo games and it's horrendously boring to watch someone play them. Platformers are acceptable tho

>>7643071
taste in music doesn't exist
debate

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>>7643416
there's no difference

>>7643460
>he doesn't look jewish
>huge nose
>nasal-labial folds
>giant lips

Oi vay!

>>7643610
>huge nose
Nope. Medium sized at most. My nose would be huge.
>giant lips
Great job confirming you're blind.

>>7640053
How come im gay and I'm not rich
What kind of bullshit is this?

>get on to hookup/dating app
>you have to consider yourself part of some tribe/category otherwise you just won't show up for other people when they search for that body type
>have to force yourself to get bigger to fit into bear/daddy role or force yourself to get smaller to fit into twunk/otter role
agony 2bh

tfw you meet a transman with more facial hair than you

>>7640053
>Patches
Killed him on sight.
Now I'm getting fucked in the ass by the shark giants.

>>7643887
trannys do have a pretty high testostone level as their body tries to even out the difference between test and estrogen

>>7644087
TOLD YOU TO TRUST EVERYBODY

>>7643749
I've been looking into apps and certain sites but there's either no-one I like the look of or the old anxiety kicks up again and I just bottle it
fucking aspergers why couldn't I just be normal

>>7644496
I have aspergers and I also get dates but also I entirely rely on them to message me first because I'm afraid of doing so without the help of some mass-messaging system to do it for me so that rejection doesn't happen.

>tfw chlamydia negative confirmed again in a week
nice

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Wat do

>>7644793
>that status bar
gagged

also he must have low self esteem if he's making a face in one photo and in another covering the lower half with food
insecure doms are never a fun time 2bh
so train him bb

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How should I respond

>>7644832
>retard making faces is telling you to get more confident
ANON BTFO LMAOO

>>7644832
You should probably hurry up and respond with pics because he'll get tired of your girly bullshit soon.

Look at the dude's ugly ass pose for the photo, you're really this insecure about him seeing your pic?

>>7644832
tell him you don't want to send pics because he's probably just a catfish who is going to post them all over teh intrawebz

>>7644859
then immediately after send him an ass pic from one of the boy butt threads on /hm/ to see how he responds to your apparently contradictory behavior.

>>7644800
>Bi Dom Top

Ask him if he has herpes.
They all have herpes.

>>7644875
and then right after tell him to kill himself

if he responds in giggles he's the one

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Then he sent me motr pictures and this response

>>7644906
slayed
make him into your sugar daddy tho

>>7644922
just send a face from /hm/ or wherever the trapsluts are

>>7644922
>more stupid faces
exactly what you wanted

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>>7644922
>that face
Nowhere it is

>>7644793
>>7644800
>>7644922
he's cute

>>7644966
his nudes will be posted soon so chill ho

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>>7644968

>>7644922
Catfish him and get nudes. :)

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>>7644974

>>7645007
Gross

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>>7645017

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>>7645028

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>>7645039

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>>7645048
i find alyssa annoying and obnoxious but she has such great reactions

What's happening, pls stahp.

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>>7645052
Same, the shit that comes out of her mouth and her physical reactions are golden. I can't even play any fps game anymore without imitating alyssa in the gun gif

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What's going on this gig?

>>7644966
I thought you died

>>7645076
It was born dead inside, does that count?

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>>7645069
i don't have any more

>>7645070
my idol

>>7645076
i just stopped wasting my time in this cesspool but watch out the bitch is back and lonelier than ever

>>7645083
my pronouns are stillborn and stillbornkin, don't erase my identity

>>7645096
>but watch out the bitch is back and lonelier than ever
yes bitch werk

>>7645070
laryngitis

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I'm having a ball in this thread

>>7645096
Why did you leave? You had a bf? Friends?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainJZE0vSyQ

>>7645104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScQvxHANDa8
i think about this literally all the time i wish someone would make a gif of scout gunn bc i'm too lazy to do it myself

>>7645118
no and no
i just realized i was using this place as a substitute for actual socialization and it's not
but then i didn't go out and make any friends anyway so it was all kind of poitnless

>>7645120
i just finished her book (i got it for free b/c amazon fucked me over on an order) and she's so awful but funny

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>>7643412
>/gaygen/ in a nutshell

You forgot

>I'm nearing 30 and want to die
>I'm over 30 and actively planning to kill myself

>>7645136
I was deceased

But>>7645120
Gave me life

>>7645125
>scout gunn
gagged cinched and repealed
I have no idea how to make gifs and am way too lazy to learn 2bh

>>7645152
>repealed
i'm unfamiliar

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I think I have a crush on my mid 40s barber

I think my straight friend realized I like him more than as a friend and is now avoiding me

Please help it's hurting me so bad

>>7645211
pursue it

>>7645220
i'm sorry anon
i hope you feel better soon and learn from this mistake
don't get crushes on straights

>>7645220
lmao lesson learned

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>looking around bara Chan because I'm a messy slut
>armpit thread
>see a picture of wiz in it
>vomit forever

>>7645185
It's when you love something so much you begin to hate it and want it repealed. Like all those homos in washington wanting to repeal gay marriage~

>>7645279
how neat

>>7645278
it's always weird seeing people you /know/ on other sites n shit

>>7645289
I had my pictures stolen all the time when I was a scenexcore grrrl on Gaia online

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>>7645278
>wiz

>>7645289
>it's always weird seeing people you /know/ on other sites n shit
2bh and it's never the qts you actually want to see on other sites n shit
it's always like there's that fucking uggo that dave slept with

>>7645308
nah i had this one friend who was rly hot and his nudes are all about tumblr and i was glad to have seen them

>>7645299
i was informed i had pics posted on hm but i was like whatever i post them on 4chan myself all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-41zNoRO1sI

i love perfume genius so much

>>7645331
I'm really into Scissor Sisters now which is apparently a gay-scene band but I don't know anyone else who listens.

>>7645340
I used to listen.
Back in 2010 or whenever their last album came out.
They had a few fun party songs and the rest were depressing as fuck.
I mean, bipolar certainly.
this was my favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQYw1cbzcuw

I want to know the dumb grinder guy making faces' response to anon's girl(boy) legs

>tfw dark souls is too hard
there's nothing fun about dying every two minutes desu

>>7645393
I'd play with you and then play on you so you get a handle on things 2bh

>>7645340
I Can't Decide and Intermission are still some of my favorites. It's been years though.

>>7645340
filthy gorgeous is whati listen to on repeat when i'm getting into drag (before i lower the bucket with the lotion)

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>>7645340
the best ss songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBG4nlft7QQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53NZj1pBs1g

>>7645444
the only getting ready song worth playing is U Wear it Well

>>7645455
i'd hard for that guy desu

>>7645457
buy it now on itunes

>>7645462
the glamazon ads were so much worse
the lady speaking literally could not enunciate anything but was trying this fake french accent

>>7645393
git gud

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>>7645457
>U Wear it Well

This is my "puts the lotion on the skin" song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NOOmWI92c

>>7645491
i'm horny despite that fucking hat

>>7645491
>he unbuttons his shirt
>literal upvote on his torso
that'll be a no from me

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>>7645577
just for you, here's a different hat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKWBRPUG1n0

>>7645585
thanks i'm gonna jerk it to this

>>7645125
Once you've fallen down the rabbit hole and realized 4chan can simulate being social there's not any real going back to normie life. Addictions don't go away they just change.

>>7645775
did i ask

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU4t3HTkkUw

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>that cripplingly distant feel when
>99 miles away

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I want Stan Wawrinka to be my daddy

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what percentage of the gay population would be ok with me calling them daddy?

and what percentage would actually want me to call them daddy?

>>7647392
D-daddy?

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>>7647392

Once you get lonely enough, you wouldn't care if someone called you a completely different fucking name altogether - just so long as you didn't have to come home to a silent, empty house for the 12th consecutive year in a row.

All so you can get on the internet and watch people nearly half your age on Discord complain about "being alone" while your hair thins, wrinkles start forming, and you watch the remainder of a bleak existence stretch out in front of you, culminating in your inconsequential death.

>>7647513
Every time I think it'll get better, posts like these come up and I remember nope it probably won't

>>7646964
why is this the universal "I take big dicks in my ass" look for gay boys
this and the instagram bunny face stickers

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>>7647558

In the end your only solace becomes the absolute knowledge that all these people you're seeing will get their just due - sooner or later. Entropy will claim them, even the most attractive and beautiful. It'd take a vice grip on youth and some extremely lucky genetics to try and hold on to those "good looks" into late 20s, early 30s, and beyond.

The only people left to truly envy then are those that died young before they could grow into old, bitter, lonely gay men.

Every time you see that pathetic looking 30 or 40-something on Grindr and laugh or recoil in subtle disgust? Just remember: that's you in the making. Sooner or later.

>>7647558
Abandon all delusions of control my man. And then also beat up a dragon.

What does trade mean regarding gay men? Like trading partners?

>>7647513
>>7647572
I relate to these posts more that I'd admit.

>>7647735
Reminds me of me and my bf. lol

>>7647697
As in trading money, drugs or whatever for sex. It's kinda implied that they (the trade) are straight, or "straight-acting", working class men.

But now some guys just use the term when talking about a normal hookup. The term doesn't necessarily relate to prostitution anymore.

>>7647735
I love cats.

>>7647735
Neko neko

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Would you?

>>7647735
>tfw no bf to rub with my beard

>>7647912
those eyes are crazy so no

>>7647912
you look like a low test beta cuck who will probably become a serial sex offender out of virgin rage

>>7647912
why do all on grindr look like they have hiv and do drugs
the skin around the eyes especially

>>7648227
Because they do. Also decades of partying and slutting around. You see the same in straight nightclub owners.

>>7648321
It's the bags under their eyes, only soulless flesh golems develop bags under eyes

When a guy who is still pure is sleep deprived, he doesn't have the bags. He just has that weird purple-ish complexion under his eyes.

>>7648369
Where are you pulling this information from exactly?

>>7648406
soulless golem detected

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>>7648369

i dont get bags or full discolouration

i just get a tiny line of purple in the very corner of my eye, kind of like im wearing egyption makeup or something

>>7648426
c-cute

>>7648424
Not even a flesh golem huh. Well I guess I am four tons of stone animated by arcane forces so I guess it's a fair cop.

Also you're full of shit.

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>>7648426

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Holy cow. TFW just realized i might not be able to be a cop because I don't meet the vision requirements. I guess this is something that is obvious but nobody thinks about. Damn it

>>7644496
>>7644515

>tfw no aspergers bf who will truly understand how it feels

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>>7648509
>wanting to be a cop
Your weak eyes probably just saved you from a big mistake.

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>>7648509
you could still get a desk job maybe?

>>7648514

>>7648544
Yeah, but if you think about it if you're a policemen then you can team up with a wisecracking fox and solve the crime of the century where it turns out the lamb was a racist all along. Sounds like a pretty sweet gig.

Alternatively you can be shot to pieces and then put back together as a half robot policemen, or robot cop if you will.

>>7648544
I had a crisis of not know what to do for a living, then decided a state job like cop or firefighter would be fine. I liked the steadiness of it. Now I have to rethink career plans again.

My college's undergrad choices are dick so I'm genuinely stuck. I may have to end up being a teacher, but god damn that shit is a lot of work.

>>7648567
That's the kind of work I'm trying to avoid. I have no interest in "justice" if it means having a typical desk job.

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>>7648577

>>7648628
Robocop had a hard life.

>>7648577
>could've gone with any cop reference and you chose furrytopia

>>7648578
as long as you can see relatively well, glasses or not, I'm sure they're not that strict requirements
>tfw my eyesight's crap as well

>>7648644
You got a problemo? People not allowed to reference things you don't want them to, is that it? How about you just put us all into camps, Adolf. Then you'll never be offended by impure referencing-castes huh.

>>7648644
Eh. I could get Lasik or maybe start wearing contacts, but I think I might be too far gone. The uncorrected vision requirement is 20/100 but I think I'm 20/180 (got glasses a few weeks ago).

>>7648644
Clowney here is secretly a furry

And there's not a single thing wrong about it

>>7648715
Naw it's cool, just make up whatever you want about me. May as well.

>>7648739
I just want to see you squirm like the worm you are

>consumes all sorts of furry media
>"n-nah bros I'm totally not a furry ;_;"

>>7648760
k

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>>7648680
just sayin' there's a lot of cop stuff that isn't a mediocre disnee rhetoric about diversity
>I'm sorry I'm just sick of hearing about that film in particular

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>>7648768
every day until you like it

how gay/fucked would it be if a straight friend would be okay if I sucked his dick and we made it clear not to make things weird if we were to commit to it?

>>7648913
Expect him to tell you that it does not make him gay.

>>7648913
If you enjoy sucking dick do it. But don't expect any sort of reciprocation.

>>7648936
What? I'm not stupid.
>>7649050
I expect no reciprocation at all.

>>7648913
I wouldn't do it
It'd just make things weird between the two of you

>>7649082
>What? I'm not stupid.
No I meant that straight guys need to reaffirm their heterosexuality a lot, especially when doing gay shit.

>>7649100
Heh, its funny because he does do that a lot, even when not doing gay shit.

>>7649082
>What? I'm not stupid.
well, he is if he says having sex with a guy (You) is not gay

>>7649151
Whatever m8. A hole's a hole.

>>7649189
>A hole's a hole.
Maybe your hole is just a hole

Maybe you're a fucking bitch

>>7649244
>Maybe you're a fucking bitch
I don't even understand why you're upset.

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>>7649258
"A hole is a hole"

I think that's bullshit

>>7649284
>I think that's bullshit
Could you elaborate?

>there are "gay" people ITT whose never slept with a guy before

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>>7649295
Not me.

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>>7649295

ive slept with two guys at once :3

>>7649295
I've slept with one and it was some of the best sleep I had. Unless you mean sex, then no

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>at the gym
>skinny asian walks in wearing jeans and a polo
>hes jaw-droppingly cute
>its obviously his first time in a gym
>hes walking round doing one set with no weight on all the machines in turn
>he gets confused on the hack squat machine
>ask him if he wants me to show him how to use it
>he says ok
>show him how it all works, get back to my workout
>cant stop shooting glances at him between sets
>when i leave, go up to him and say "bye"
>he doesnt look up, i guess didnt realise i was talking to him
>walk away blushing furiously feeling like a moron
>still thinking about him now

bros ive never felt like this before...

help me lads - how do i make a move on a guy at the gym without scaring him away?

i truly hate being alive

>>7649334
Jelly. Still haven't ever had a threesome.

>>7649295
Well if you know that men physically stimulate your body and women do not, you'd be gay. If you end up sleeping with someone and not like it/or get pleasure from it, you'd still be gay but with a low sex drive

>>7649355
I'm worried they'll be into each other more and that I'll be a third wheel

>>7649295
>implying you can't be gay and a fuck ugly virgin

>>7649339
are you trying to find out if he's gay?
ask him out for a drink? make it sound platonic and then gauge by his interests/mannerisms

>>7649351
join the club
>we're getting t-shirts printed

>Before SKAM, if a movie or tv show was in a foreign language I would disregard it immediately. I wouldn't even give it a go, but thanks to SKAM I realised that show/movies in a different language can be just as good or even better than English speaking shows/movies.

>Why isn't it relevant? GoT's target audience is teenagers - young adults.

Jesus Christ, these gay anglo teenagers on reddit trigger me so much.

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>>7649295

I'll probably die a virgin desu

>>7649294
A hole is not a hole

A vagina is not even close to a man's butthole. A woman's butthole is not like a woman's vagina.

>>7649365

trick is to be the only bottom

in my threesome i was with one top and one verse. i felt at the centre of attention the whole time, it was actually very ego-boosting. nothings better for the self-esteem than getting spitroasted and felt up by two guys at once

>>7649355

i can tell when you post, Ann. you have a fairly unique grammatical style.

>>7649295

I JUST REALIZED IM GAY I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS

>there are "gays" here who haven't achieved a full body seizure from their aneros

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>>7649480

>had gay sex 20+ timed
>tfw still never had a prostate orgasm

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>>7649480
and im happy about it.

>>7649480
>tfw can never experience proper anal sex because female

>>7649504
you can't get a prostate seizure/super o from anal sex

>>7649339
Lol saw your post in fit too.

Honestly, he's probably straight.

Just make a point to give him lifting advice when he's in. Offer and ask him to spot you to.

>>7649430
>Ann
Who?
Pretty sure that's a girl's name m8.

>>7649504
awaiting the right girl or boy for a prostate orgasm.

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>>7640053
Anyone have that pic of the man that looks like this?

>>7649537
you could but guaranteed you would need surgery.

>>7649649
Why is he wearing mascara?

>>7649382
Yeah. Not all assholes/vaginas/mouths are the same.
But the end result is it's something I stick my penis in to feel good. Why should I care what type of hole it is, male/female/other?

>>7649649

I remember I posted Puri Puri Prisoner in response to some guy who was posted who looked like him, don't think I saved the pic though.

>>7649680
To feel pretty?

>>7649537
Gotta source?
Ex bf managed to cum hands free with me before.

>>7649701
I am pretty sure that was the thread I saw him in.

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>>7649720

Yeah, that was awhile back, I'd like to see the pic again, but I didn't save it

>>7649707
http://www.youporn.com/watch/8332168/aneros-full-body-orgasm/

there's a slight shock factor to this so there is your warning

>h-he's just faking it-it's a marketer
yeah so are the other hundreds of people on the other super o vids available, and all the people on the forum dedicated to aneros

>>7649649
you mean that guy who's had all the surgery who keeps popping up?
why would you want that?

>>7649770
Mostly for humour.

>>7649814
these guys? (there's two of them apparently)
Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff
http://uk.complex.com/style/2015/06/extreme-plastic-surgeries-performed-on-men/igor-grichka-bogdanoff
>why the fuck would anyone think they looked good like this?

>>7649841
Thanks.

New thread

>>7650260
>>7650260
>>7650260