Cis Lesgen

>>7634016
Why are asian grills obsessed with corn?

>>7634020
If you haven't had farm fresh grilled corn at a carnival then you need to reevaluate your life.

>>7634024
Lining up 20 mins for really normal-ass corn, making a beeline for the grilled corn booth every damn weekend, eating solo cups full of corn, putting corn on everything (pizza, ramen), filling half the plate with corn at a salad bar. Corn is great but not THAT great.

>>7634033
Is this some new stereotype I've never heard of? Lots of Asians where I live but I haven't seen this.

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Who is the other latvian ?
Come fite me, I need to assert my dominance.

>>7634040
Not a new thing, but 2nd gen and later don't seem to care as much.

>>7634061
you should never meet

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>>7634085
she is more of a russian than me and I DON'T trust russians

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>>7634090
>chance of having my gf stolen
don't meet

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>>7634097
I won't leave you bb

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Hot pot is a good winter meal to share with friends.

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>>7634110
I hope

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>>7634112
YES, yes, SHARE the Po- I mean the hot pot

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>>7634125
Trust me, I don't lie

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>>7634136
ok, I'll trust u bb

wtf is up with all these squareish low res reaction images, did you people get them from some 12 year old's avatar folder or something

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>>7634176
>implying they aren't the best

>>7634164
<3

>>7634184
they're fuckin budget, do you have narrow internet tubes in latvia or something

>>7634188
don't be rude to Rus-, I mean Latvians, burger

>>7634193
who said anything about burgers you labian

>>7634194
I'm not latvian tho

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>>7634188
>she doesn't enjoy the cancer she gets from these pics
stay pleb

>>7634193
>Rus-, I mean Latvians
pls

Why do cisbians have such an awful aesthetic? All the images in this thread (except the op, which is mesmerising) are like this creamy, gunky, globby mess. Much like the vast majority of Cisbians are.

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>>7634238

Another food tread yet? The lesbian dating pool is fool of disgusting fats. The cis lesbian section is too, apparently.

>>7634238
I'm confused.

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>>7634238
the thread suffers from posters with the aesthetic and comedic sense of a fat american child screaming about fucking your mother on xbox live

>>7634250
The other one wasn't a food thread tho. This is the only food dedicated thread I've made in at least four months.

>>7634250
>pizza hate
>fat
lmao, if you're here to project, try harder

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>>7634250
Good food is fucking rapture, gotta pity anyone who doesn't appreciate that.

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>>7634238
>>7634258

You can't stop me from being this cancer

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>>7634250
Get out.

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>>7634281
>let's ruin this with potatoes
fucking carbs, OUT, OUT!

>>7634284
o look, it's proud of its retardation
how precious

>>7634289
>retardation
it's autism, and she's cute

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>>7634287
Enjoy your meme diet. I'll keep eating my delicious carbs.

>>7634286
>sugar
WHERE'S THE PROTEIN PICS, COME ONE!!!!

>>7634284
I swear to fucking god lauren. Take your shitposting to the minimum. Unless you want a potato famine.

>>7634293
o look, it has a mate
at least they can't breed

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>>7634242

>>7634293
You guys are cute

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>>7634296
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

>>7634301
>they can't breed
everything is possible if you start living the Varg life

>>7634303
<3

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>>7634297
>COME ONE
Come one, come all! Protein for everyone!

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>>7634309
thank you

>>7634312
>pork
H A R A M
Posting the REAL food btw

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>>7634311
Mmmm, carbs.

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>>7634309
pic related

>>7634311
<3

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>>7634316
Is it still pork if it's in a taco?

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>>7634319

>>7634322
>pic related
wew, worried that was going to link to >>7634316

>>7634322
ily bb

>>7634324
ya i think. Also
>eating the carby shell of the taco

>>7634358
Sex toys are not meant to be eaten, friend.

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>>7634342
>walmart donut hero
get some real food pls

>>7634358
bretty good

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>>7634342
>tfw no dominant gf to handcuff me to the bed and force feed this to me

Why even live desu

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>>7634362
don't be a pussy, eat it raw and live

>>7634380
it's too chewy

>>7634383
it really isn't

>>7634386
>t.never had an octopus

>>7634397
either you can't fucking chew or you've had cheapshit octopus

>>7634400
>cheapshit
I catch most of the octopuses myself bitch. And eat them right away

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>>7634407
well I don't know what your excuse is then
perhaps this is more to your taste

Why do cis lesbians hate transwomen so much?

>>7634412
lmao, the girl in the pic is eating a baby octopus, maybe that's the reason desu.
I've only had adult octopus, we let the babies live so that they can reproduce and result to more octopuses

>>7634418
Because they invade our spaces and try to convince us to have sex with them when we don't want to, kind of like cis men.

t. "cis" lesbian

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>>7634426
the ones like in the pic are farmed, no need for babies
adult raw octopus is eaten by many cultures, no excuses

>>7634449
you fucking know nothing, burger

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>>7634453
weak teeth, weak jaw
uneducated about asian foods

>>7634440
Everyone, in their hearts of hearts, loves dick though. It's just natural, like how everyone likes the feeling of a breeze and the sun on their face or the feeling of grass between your toes. I figured someone that looked like a chick and had a dick would be a good thing. After all, sex without a dick is pretty much just foreplay.

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pussy is love. pussy is life.

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does anyone know what to do with Quark, except eat it directly from the pot like an autistic fitizen?

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tfw you're shopping for shirts and have to stop to mire the extremely dykey models.

>>7634682

Put it on toast with cucumber or other veggies.

>>7634286
Wanna eat? Eat my pussy.

Naw. In your dreams, lardbeast.

>>7634700
she looks a bit like the co-owner of a gym I go to. I had a crush for a while there. husband, kids, business owned with said husband. it's upsetting

>>7634720
I don't eat toast. or cucumber. just never bother buying them, they go to waste.

is quark enjoyable just, like, by itself on crackers?

>>7634729

I think so. But you don't eat toast or cucumber so fuck if I know what you like to eat.

>>7634682
I like it in a bowl with fresh fruit. Melon and berries, mostly. My girlfriend has it on toast, like >>7634720 recommends, with chives or cucumbers or spring onions depending on whatever is in the fridge in the mornings.

>>7634729
>it's upsetting
it honestly is upsetting how straight everyone is.they say 1% of humanity is gay but i feel its more like .0003%

>>7634769
Natural incidence of homosexuality amongst humans was believed to be around 2% for a few decades but now it's looking like it's between 3.5% and 4%. The number won't be clear until we can actually ask people without them worrying about being stoned to death.

>>7634465

>>7634465
But pussy is just so much better than dick.
I woulf not consider dating a girl with a dick, but I am seeing a transguy right now and he is absolutely amazing.

>>7634780
that figure comes from the lump of bi and trans too though.

idk it just seems like women would have a fling with another woman, but ultimately end up with men. i'm just bitter i'm almost 27 and still haven't found someone though

>>7634799
My issue is that there are so women I know that I could get with and stay with. But I'm so young I'm scared of being chained to someone too soon.

>>7634809
where do you live? tell me where the surplus of lesbians is

>>7634815
PNW

What do you dykes think of the G, B and T?
How would you rate them best to worst?

>>7634823
G > B > T
Gay men at least leave me alone.

>>7634823
>G
Tolerable, because they are never going to try and hit on me. The only male friends it's possible to have.

>B
Damaged women that are most likely only "gay" to get back at their ex boyfriend and make him jealous.

>T
Mentally ill crossdressers.

Lesgen, why do I keep sorta bitchface everytime I pass by my hot married colleague, why can't I smile at her instead?

>tfw going to have lunch with qt couple
I want to be mad at them for being so happy with each other but I just can't, they're adorable.

>>7634823
G>T>B
Bisluts are never decent, trannies can be ok and gay men, well, they are mostly ok tbf

every gay dude i've known has been misogynistic as fuck.

>>7634918
I've known both kinds, those who love women to the point of being creepy, and those who hate them.

>>7634988
dubs speak the truth

Some gay men come off as bi because they are so friendly and flirty with me.
Also some misogynistic ones like me because I don't give a fuck about them and fight back against their ideas, so that makes me a man in their eyes.

>>7635177
Dubs truely do speak the truth.

I try to stay as far from the gay "community" as possible so I only know a few gay guys and I've gotten along quite well with all of them. It's just like people in general, I can't be expected to get along well with everyone. Some people are just pieces of shit, no matter who they sleep with.

Hey did that anon who said she'd draw people based on descriptions for Christmas ever do the thing?

Lol i treat myself by getting drunk alone while watching some sad movie about relationships.. Hahaha im pathetic -_-

>>7634016
i love pizza
please don't ban me

>>7635331
>t.5 year old
go back to kindergarten

>>7635351
i'd love to desu

>>7634846
Because if you smiled and she smiled back you'd probably read too much into it.

Or, she knows if she smiled back she'd give away her true lesbian identity.

Pick one.

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I made this perf pancake the other day, did I do good CLG?

>>7635398
It seems I either forget to or too angry because she's married.

>>7635493
I'm impressed.

>>7635493
I like it. What did you eat it with?

>>7635525
uh butter and a tiny bit of syrup? I had strawberries on the side of that's what you meant
>>7635519
ty, I made it from scratch too

>>7635525
A fork, I imagine.

any girls here play rhythm games?

>>7635493
>carbs

>>7635525
your gf

>>7635589
>worrying about carbs
>not being a skeleton no matter what you eat

>>7635655
>not having a glorious physique

>>7635660
skeleton is best physique

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>>7635667

>>7635690
because I've tried gaining weight and can't.

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>>7634016
>Vegan vagina is rumored to be tastiest vagina

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I realized that the easiest way to win this shit is to wipe out everyone as early as possible. Pic related, genocided 4 civs and now I'm all alone in the continent, I haven't been visited by anyone else either. Feels lonely to be honest.

Hello
This is my first post on /lgbt/
i am a lesbian and i believe gender and men kill.
have a nice day!

>>7635285
I don't think so. Do you think she managed to get a gf and live a normie life?

>>7634846
Because she's hot and married to a dude and not you, so you resent her as a person while also lusting after her. But you don't act on those thoughts, nor even think much about it, because you know it's pointless. She'll never be yours.

I'm totally not projecting here btw

A Series of Unfortunate Events is pretty gud desu

/lesgen/ cooking club when

>>7635888
Come and get some, bby.

>>7635543
No mo fear
Me here senpai

>>7635933
DAMN THAT LAST WORD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SENPAI
IT WAS MY PHONE

ive ruined it

>>7635939
SENPAI**** WTF!!!

>>7635933
>>7635939
>>7635947
>doesn't know about the filters
kys, newfig

>>7635947
how new are you?

>>7634112
oh I love hot pot, there's a great hot pot place in my town.

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>>7635543
I've played some casually, but touchscreen controls tend to cause me pain after a while so I've stayed away from all the mobile ones. Which are the ones people seem to play the most these days.

Used to play arcade ones like DDR and Taiko sometimes but I've only watched others play the newer series (MM, GC, SV). I like the Project Diva series quite a bit, except X.

>>7632112
God, that reminds me I used to be into all that occultic stuff when I was a teen. Gave me a total weirdo reputation, of course.

>>7635954
very. as in, this is my 4th post here

can i just say how happy i am to know you guys exist and are healthy and safe?
i don't know you but i love you with all i am

>>7635919
>I don't think so. Do you think she managed to get a gf and live a normie life?
I said it was the only Christmas gift I'd be getting, and she said to mention that in my description. But I was gone for a while so I didn't know if it ever happened or not. I guess it's no presents after all. ;_;

>>7635953
tfw what i typed isnt even in the filter list
git gud

>>7636220
She didn't post anything yet, but she reported back soon after Christmas, saying she's real busy right now but hasn't forgotten about the project.

>>7635930
Watched it a few days ago. Next season when??

>>7636280
Hopefully soon.

>>7636280
>>7636319
>the bit about the Scientific Society Seeking to Soothe Stress and Suffering
No, no. SSSSSS

Intelligent girls are the best girls and always wife material

>>7636220
I have time to kill. Would you like me to draw you anonette?

>>7636343
>tfw badly crushing on a girl from work who's way too smart for me

>>7636355
Sure. Are you the same anon?

>>7636387
Don't be like that, stupid girls are fun too. Just not relationship material.

>>7636406
Yeah. If you have specific drawing style in mind also, you can say it and I'll try to do it. Try to be as descriptive as you can.

>>7636411
I wish I was relationship material ;_;

>>7636434
>intelligent
>flat chest
>kind of sporty
>interested in learning and not just for a career
Also
>romantically kinky
>introvert

>>7636434
I wish my ex were relationship material. :(

>>7636441
>no
>B cups
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes

>>7636449
Well you sound cuddly and cute.

>>7636466
T-thanks anon.

>>7636499
>tfw I would date you
>but not marry
>but sort of roommates with benefits

>>7636507
I can live with that.

>>7636512
Remember that I value my books more than I love you.

What is the difference between soft butch and futch and other types of lesbians

>>7636527
There are only femmes. Other types are trannies in disguise.

>>7636512
You're probably just as "intelligent" as she is. People who throw the word around that much usually aren't that smart.

>>7636507
>tfw moving into new place soon that'll be too big for me

Who here wants to share a room with the kitten and pet my "kitten" whenever I want you to?

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>>7636541
No

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What are cis lesbians opinions on early transitioners?

>>7636559
Subhumans like the rest of the tranny kind. Final solutions is LGBT-apartheid where the trannies live in their own bantustans.

>>7636524
That's okay, I feel the same way.

>>7636540
That's nice of you to say Anon but I'm honestly comfortable with my flaws, I know I'm not exceedingly smart.

>>7636559
My opinion is that you should stop harassing us, Cara

>>7636540
More like intelligence is less about being some kind of genius and much more about being interested in sciences and philosophy. Also science is more about long term research and experimenting than having some rude and arrogant bastard telling you how its done.

I think I scared my girlfriend. Maybe I ruined our relationship.

Maybe I'm just overthinking it. I hope so.

Autism sucks.

>>7636577
That is one of the worst definitions of intelligence that I have heard to date.

>>7636538
What makes someone femme vs tranny in disguise

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>>7636568
Do you think that the issue with them lies in that they tend to dictate womanhood "from the ground up" and instead of just coming in and lecturing as a male? How do we stop them?

>>7636575
Have you ever considered, maybe, that it's just you?

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>>7636538
>ragging on soft butches

Don't even have time for this shit.

>>7636623
She is good
>>7636624
That bitch is shit

>>7636432
Well now I feel bad for whining you into this, but here goes, anyway. I have medium-long-ish black hair that's usually tied up in a ponytail. Full eyebrows. Almond shaped eyes and square framed "hipster" ish glasses. Big wide fucking jew nose that angles down at the bridge and is kinda rounded. Deep philtrum? Uh, I have a mouth. I guess I'm not very good at this, not sure what else to say, sorry. I dunno about style, whatever suits you is good. I can also answer whatever else if needed. Thanks, anon.

>>7634326
Kek, this tbqh

>>7636656
It's cool, I just need to know your ethnicity (assuming white, but you never know), face shape, your lips specifically (thin, fat wide, small...) and lastly if your eyebrows are arched or more horizontal.

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>>7636577
>have down syndrome
>be interested in engineering and astrology
W-wait I'm smartz nao??

>>7636581
How'd you do that?

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>tfw no anime gf

>>7636723
Chinese, oval (I guess?), full lips but not very wide mouth, and kinda arched brows.

>>7636837
Anime girls are made for cock

>>7636837
>tfw siren looks like dogshit

>>7636837
Ayatsuji-san is such a cutie. I'd decide to marry her in a heartbeat if she was real and into vaginas.

>>7636865
>tfw this is mostly true

>tfw no cute gf to cook for this valentine's day
;;

>tfw no tough middle-aged lady to marry

>>7637053
I know that feel so badly, Anon. ;_;
I was totally looking forward to cooking a fancy dinner for my gf, but then she broke up with me.

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>>7636900
Eh, they fleshed out the characters in a way that pure fluff couldn't have. I think it would have been less jarring if there were multiple forays into a more solemn tone, but the series would have had to run longer for that.

>I would totally marry Tamamusi.
What did we do to deserve a treasure like Tamamusi? Her shit is both cute and funny as hell -- one of the punchlines in Heart of the Girl made me laugh until I wheezed. Plus she likes writing about working adults! And a few other things that I'd love to see more of in my chinese cartoons. And! When KR made her rein in her lewd, she uploaded special extras to her blog. A fucking hero.

What the hell I didn't know there was a new thread. Reposting this question again from the prev gen, I have some questions for the southern anons here.

I know everyone hates the gays there but how are lesbos perceived in the south? Specifically Texas? What's it like being lesbian there and how's it different compared to other parts of the country? Like would it be safe to hold a girl's hand in public. Would it be perceived differently if you did it in the more rural areas than the cities such as Dallas, Houston

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>>7636847
there you go anon

>>7637779
Yo not that anon but that's pretty sweet.

>>7637348
isn't houston the number 2 gay friendly city

>>7637126
I had a crush on somebody last year, and I made roasted portabello mushrooms marinated in balsamic vinegar and wine, along with a quinoa/spinach mix. I just had simple brownies + ice cream for dessert though. It was really good, but they cancelled the day of - so I invited my best friend over instead.

She then found out I liked the person I did, and proceeded to wedge her way in between us - cuddling with them, sitting on their lap, asking them to pet her hair, and even inviting herself along on a nice date we had planned.

Things got so awkward to the point where I don't even talk to that person anymore, nor my ex-bestie either. Once she found out I was a lesbian, she became very out about her disdain for gay people and "confusion" about it. I feel like she was uncomfortable with two of her gay friends falling in love, and tried to prevent it because of her religious/moral beliefs.

Shit sucks man.

>>7637779
You got a page for your art? Feel like I might recognize you.

>>7637053
>tfw gf doesn't know how to cook
I mean neither do I but I would enjoy being treated by a dedicated home maker.

>>7636865
>>7636927
Go away tranners. Take your anime with you lmao

>>7637779
I want one! Are you the anon who wanted to draw us based on descriptions awhile ago?

>>7637348
Not from the south but know girls from texas. Austin is a gay friendly city. Just go to a big city and you shouldn't have much trouble.

>>7637348
Cities are, as a general rule, incredibly gay friendly. Tel Aviv has one of the largest LGBTQI* communities on the planet and it's in the shittiest possible part of the planet to actually be gay.

>>7638285
>Feel like I might recognize you.
I may have a tumblr page, but I doubt you've seen me before. I don't post as often as I'd like, but who knows.

>>7638303
Sorry anon, not only am I not that anon, but I'm actually heading to bed now.

>>7638621
If you've drawn lesbian porn chances are I have.

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>>7638638
the closest I've come to porn was with this, some 2 years ago, so I doubt it.

Guys, why do I love smooching snooches so much?

>>7638664
Keep going! Bring more lesbian porn into the world! That is the duty of the artist.

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>>7637165
She's truly a goddess. And speaking of goddesses Itou Hachi strikes again.

>>7637779
AWWWWWW. I didn't even realize you were going to color it. That's sweet as hell, dude, and pretty damn good. Thank you anon.

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>>7638301
Fuck off, normie.

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>>7637348
Cities are the same as any other urban center in the rest of the country, rural areas are shit
I live in DFW and most of my extended family lives in hillbilly central

Most people there are deeply religious so you would probably get sour looks for hand holding, or possibly have someone confront you

Also ALL the girls there look like this + camo and various bedazzled attire

>>7638301
Anime is cancer and trannyism is ebola

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>>7636559
What do lesbians think of non-transitioning ftms?

>>7639138
All the trannies are disgusting and should be kept outside.

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>>7639148
They are literally no different than soft butches/tomboys other than the fact that they call themselves boys.

>>7637053
tfw no cute gf to cook for me on valentines and make me creme brulee!

>>7639167
Absolutely heretical and disgusting. Why trannies always have to come here to ruin the place?

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>>7639138
>What do lesbians think of mentally ill girls?

>>7639190
lol as if ftms actually want to date lesbians anyways

>>7639209
>haha u don't leik me? lol i didn't even want ur attention anyway haha
Literally mentally retarded. Back to tumblr.

>>7639217
calm down jesus christ i'm agreeing with you, i don't think lesbians should date ftms either

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>>7639209
Ftms only transition to prey on straight girls.

They're lesbians in disguise. Congrats, you're one of them!

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I want off this ride, /lesgen/.
I can't take it anymore.

>>7639914
Don't do it if you're not going to do it correctly, faggot.

>>7639934
What is the correct way to do it?

>>7639258
lmao, I had a FTM who was in the closet about liking men. I knew her when she was without hormones

She came out to me about wanting to fuck me one day, and I told her I wouldn't fuck her with a smurfs dick, because she looked repulsive now

shame, she was pretty before hormones.

I have a serious question for lesbians. How would you react if you were about to go down on a girl, only to find a dick?

I ask because another thread trannies were saying it was 100% ok to trap straight men

Thoughts?

>>7639957
I would ask her why she didn't tell me sooner since it's kind of a big deal
depending on her answer and how cute she was I would either get the hell out of there or act like I don't mind and carry on

>>7639986
>carry on
Would an actual lesbian answer please?

>>7639914
Quit the ride or quit the park? Because you say you want to get off the ride, but it sounds like you want to go home when there are still other rides to try. Why not give one of them a go before you leave?

>>7639957
Get angry. Kick them out. Maybe threaten with a weapon. Go wash myself.

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>>7639947
If you choose a firearm get a shotgun, not a faggy .22 pistol that can barely pierce your skull. If you want helium by industrial-tier 99% purity helium, as balloon tanks won't do shit since they are a mix of several gases since it's cheap but it won't kill you. If you want the rope do it from a robust tree, not your door/closet because it can break down. As for falling from high places choose something >20m high and be sure there are no people below or other soft surfaces (even trees or bushes) and do it quickly before moralfags notice and call the police. Don't try to kill yourself speeding in a car/motorcycle as you're probably going to kill someone else and not yourself. Don't overdose in pharmaceutical or hard drugs, they probably won't kill you. Don't leave the stove gas open and go to sleep, the smell is really noticeable and someone is likely to break in to """"rescue"""" you. If you want to poison yourself you better do it with highly noxious substances and not DDT or rodenticide. If you want to get rolled over by a train put your head in one of the side tracks, not literally in the middle you dumb fuck.

Things like that.

>>7640024
I see.

Granted, even as a straight, glad there's common ground that this is just intolerable to do to someone.

>>7636772
Talking to her about sexy stuff, basically.

We've been dating a year, but because I'm kind of a loser and I have crippling anxiety, I've been taking it really slow. I've only recently gotten comfortable enough with her to insinuate we get sexual with each other. Lately I've been trying to get that ball rolling, with mixed results.

The good news: she's kinky, and so am I. We've talked about this in-depth, and we compliment each other. (She doesn't have any experience though.)

The bad news: her dad did some shit to her when she was young that makes her averse to this kind of thing. Hasn't told me what. She won't even kiss me with tongue. Says she's a bit weird about her mouth.

She tells me she wants to make it work -- I need a physical relationship right now, and she says she wants to keep me --- but a few nights ago I brought it up again, and she's been distant since.

>>7639957
Grab a weapon to defend myself if he tries to rape me. Force him to leave. Might call the police to file a report depending on where I am.

>>7640158
>dating for a year
>still not comfortable tounge kissing each other
Well there's no doubt this is a lesbian relationship.

>>7640378
It's driving me nuts. She pulled away when I went in for a real kiss -- felt bad, man.

>>7636581
>>7640158
Understand that this her issue, not yours. Sexual compatibility is important in relationships; you have been very patient, but if she's not willing to try to overcome her trauma, that might be that - and it really isn't your fault.

In the meantime, if she's not in therapy right now, she needs to be.

t. sexually assaulted anon

hey guys I know for a fact that a girl thinks im cute and we've been talking for a while on sc but how do you even flirt with a girl without it just sounding like ur being nice

>>7640395
Sounds like she has issues. You're either going to have to have the patience of a saint or get her some help. If what she said I'd true then she's obviously got some severe intimacy issues and if she tries to deal with them alone I don't see her improving soon. Convince her to get therapy. Go along if it helps her. You need to show her she can be intimate with you without fear.

>>7640449
I have no idea let me know when you find out.

>>7640395
Kill yourself then reincarnate as a straight woman or as a male and you will never have this relationship problem ever again.

>>7635667
no

>>7635660
hey carb nazi, where you livin'?

>>7640431
Yeah. I'm kind of struggling with that, because even the thought of inflaming the trauma makes me guilty. But thanks for the advice.

>>7640451
I'll talk to her about therapy the next time we're alone.

>>7636175
me too, from like 9-13. I mostly kept it on the dl though, except asking for some girl's hair that I wanted to curse coz she was a fuckin bitch.

then I somehow got myself roped into 'proving' it, did a 'spell' to make the fire alarm go off during a certain class. it actually did. I was terrified someone would tell and the teachers would assume I paid someone to do it

>>7636434
I wish I could find some relationship material, even just a little roll at the back of the sewing cupboard would be good

>>7638767
I chuckled when I saw the direction she took with her contribution. Sasuga. It surprised me how well her style suited the character designs.

Oneloli's not really my thing, but I still love Itou for her amazing art and all the old-timey shit in legally married/the moon is beautiful.

When's the last time you had sex?

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>>7636624
Please no one talk shit on my sweet wife Kristen

>>7640619
november 2014 :'(

>>7640619
October 2015.
Last time it was with someone I loved, around March 2013.

Shit, no wonder I watch so much porn these days.

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>>7640619
never

>>7634846
Whatever, that dickloving bitch doesn't even bother to look at me.

>>7640833
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-third-wave/201602/why-do-lesbians-have-more-orgasms-straight-women

>>7639986
This. Maybe it's a product of me being on tumblr too long, but I try to accept trans girls and for the most part I do. But I just find dicks revolting.

So while I wouldn't want to put her in a position where she's upset by her transgender issues and I feel like those would only be made more prominent if I would reject her on the spot, I also probably wouldn't feel comfortable pursuing a more intimate relationship or contacting her again.

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>when she flips her hair in your direction and you get a whiff of her amazing smell

i can understand you not wanting to fuck transgirls because of dick, but would you ever consider fucking a transguy becasue of vagina?

and if you are a top / dominant, why does a transgirl bother you so much seeing as they wouldn't be using their dick and probably wouldn't want you to go near it anyways?
is it just the very idea of it being there that is offputting??

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The post above me is BAIT. Do not respond to it.

Instead give me a good recipe with avocado.

>>7641165
>would you ever consider fucking a transguy?
maybe. if she's attractive and still looks feminine i don't see why not

>is it just the very idea of it being there that is offputting?
not a top but yes, if the girl i was seeing turned out to be a guy i would probably kill myself

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>>7641203
Tuna stuffed avocado is pretty good.

>>7640486
Greece

Pineapple on pizza, Y/N?

>>7641397
No. Literally heresy.

>>7641397
Utterly disgusting.

>>7635933
uh what

>>7636163
>touchscreen controls tend to cause me pain after a while
whoa, why? Is your phone screen too big?

>Used to play arcade ones like DDR and Taiko sometimes but I've only watched others play the newer series (MM, GC, SV). I like the Project Diva series quite a bit, except X.
I mostly play SDVX or jubeat. I haven't seen taiko machines anywhere in the arcades I go lately.
I've played project diva before, but that was back in 2013 on the original PSP. I stopped after the game killed my x button. For now I just play the Project Mirai series on the 3DS.
I also play that shitty weeaboo rhythm game called osu

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I feel as if getting a gf is impossible. Getting close friends was already very difficult for me. Sure I can have many friends but they're all very surface because they don't have the same interests as I do. Cough, I need to pretend to be a normie to blend in and stuff.

I know so many people that I casually talk to but I only have one close friend that understands my memes, weebshit or game stuff.

Maybe I'll have more friends who plays games and understand my lingo in the future when I get into my new engineering school but they're all going to be guys.

>>7640552
>Oneloli's not really my thing
You seriously need to be cured of that shit taste.

>>7641397
yes, then throw the pizza in the trash, where it belongs

>>7640395

>real kiss

Please tell me this is a meme. What's wrong with just lips? Tongue wrestling doesn't feel all that great.

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>>7640499
>did a 'spell' to make the fire alarm go off during a certain class. it actually did

A-Anon, you might have some hidden powers you don't know about yet.

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>tfw no gf

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bump

>>7641397
ABSOLUTELY NOT

>>7641397
It's Australia Day so you bet your dyke ass I'll be putting pineapple on pizza and in maybe even in my hamburger too!

Fite me

>>7642362
At least someone's got good taste here besides myself.

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>they actually censored it
wtf i hate kyoani now

>>7634238
Indeed. Many of them come seek refuge from having failed to get a male mate, and they honestly believe that women will be more understanding and actually love their ruined bodies. Méfiez vous des cislesbos.

>tfw I can molest and grope my gf
>whenever I want to
>she likes it
Owning a gf is a good investment and it adds to the quality of life tremendously.

>>7642581
The amount of autism in this post is actually impressive. Like twelve fedoras tipped at once.

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I don't care what you say, I still think tatu is cute

>>7642949
No shame, All the Things She Said was totally my hymn when I was a teen.

>>7642666
>owning a gf

Tfw I was never picked up from the store.

>>7640619
Yesterday

>>7643087
Bitch.

>>7641817
because anon, when a mommy really loves another mommy...

>>7642051
yeah it spooked me at the time because I didn't really believe it was real, I just wanted it to be

>>7641817
>What's wrong with just lips?

I don't even know how to do this, one girl was actually perturbed by it.

>>7642949
>>7642965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP4Nm86yk0

>>7641417
>whoa, why? Is your phone screen too big?
Nah it's an RSI thing.

I'm kinda interested in SDVX, since it looks fun and apparently has songs from a bunch of artists that I follow, but there aren't any cabs nearby and I hear you have to build a controller if you want to play at home.

The first Project Diva was absolutely the worst for that, since you couldn't even use the d-pad. I'm surprised my PSP has held out thus far.

Fine mouse control is almost as bad as touchscreen, so I have stayed away from osu.

>>7641560
Fight me.

My sleeping schedule's been a complete mess recently and it's starting to mess with my studies.

Send help lesgen.

>>7634016
Question lesgen : If abuse is because patriarchy, how does lesbian abuse work??

>>7643179
Matriarchy

>>7643179
Saphic Empire is ruled by the council of the Matriarchs. Each matriarch has their own harem. And concubines.

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Why do women like scallops so fucking much?

>>7643234
Because they smell like fish.

Reiminds me of an old joke:
What do lesbians use for potpourri?
Open cans of tunafish.

>>7643191
>>7643207
Wow these shitty answers

Ok Ill bite, for all the lesbians out there :

Abuse is caused when an individual is overstressed, feels unable to vent healthily, or unable to resolve problems in a diplomatic way, giving them the choice between personal anguish, or lashing out in attempts to control a situation which seems as if they have no control. Note : Not having control, and all of the above are dependent on the persons PERCEPTIONS, and are not entirely reflective of reality.

Simply put, someone feels stressed, feels theres no way out, feels they cannot get results with talking, and lashes out in desperation / pain

It can generally be resolved by both parties being transparent on their feelings (which involves being vulnerable, so both parties being gentle is a must), take each others feelings into account, and figure out what both parties can do to resolve the stimuli which makes the person feel that way.

In short, don't ignore it, talk about why people feel that way, wanting to attack, and try to stop those feelings from being caused in the first place.

>tfw no Arab gf

>>7643275
Eh responses are just because that bait brings up the pol meme that lesbians are the most abusive. By examining the data something like 60% of lesbians were abused by an intimate partner (not saying they were female) and 90% of gay men were abused by a male partner, most bishit women abused by men, heterosexual women heavily abused by men.

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>>7642949

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>>7643167
>Fight me.
I will. How is one/loli not one of the greatest things out there? It's both extremely cute and sexy, and the massive age gap just makes it hotter.
>inb4 i don't like fetuses
You self-insert as the loli you dumb fuck. There is no greater pleasure than having a kind onee-san show you the ways.

>>7642666
I'm starting to think it's not really like that. Is a gf really worth it if you're not fully in love and you're mainly together just so you have someone to touch often?

I don't believe in love anymore.

>>7643711
>lesbian pedos

>>7643815
>reading comprehension

>>7643802
>Is a gf really worth it if you're not fully in love and you're mainly together just so you have someone to touch often?

No, you might as well get a FWB or an affair if you just want to be touched.

That being said, it's no reason not to believe in love; There's plenty of it out there and it doesn't have to be related to instant physical desire.

>tfw sick and have to cook soup for myself

Where's my gf to take care of me?

>>7643855
>There's plenty of it out there and it doesn't have to be related to instant physical desire
Either that's bogus or I never really experienced it. The same love you feel for someone that you desire is way different from the one you share with friends and family, and because of that, the latter cannot satisfy the former.

>>7643885
She died of cancer.

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>>7643711
Because oneloli stories always seem to involve character types that make me uncomfortable. The older party is usually needy, and the younger one is either a high-functioning pet or dangerously precocious. Fine if you like those things, but they're not my jam. Unless they're being played for humor or treated as an issue.

>>7643885
Are you uggo? I only look after feminine cuties.

>>7643958
>The same love you feel for someone that you desire
See, these two feelings can be seperate from each other, at least for me. I can love someone, in a romantic way, and you're right in that my friends could never satisfy that love. Or the craving for that love, even. On the other hand, I don't need to have feelings for someone to desire their body. A hot stranger could awake that longing in me.
The touches that feel the best are still the ones I'd share with someone I was in love with, though.

>>7637348
Southerner here. Small college town. My gay guy friends and gf haven't gotten much shit. A couple of the guys kiss in restaurants and hold hands and do other overt stuff.

However, I was run out of a summer sublease apartment for being a huge homo. I never even came out to the people I was rooming with. They probably figured it out the week my gf visited, maybe heard us having sex or something. I wasn't creepy to them and kept to myself. I wasn't trying to be friends or interact any more than I had to with them. But apparently that wasn't enough. She would have beaten me if I didn't have my door locked.

TLDR - don't live with people you don't know and have sex with your girlfriend if you're in the south

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>>7643988
;_;7

>>7644020
I'm pretty femme, and try my best to be qt.

>>7643346
L-lewd!

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>>7644016
>dangerously precocious
I don't mind this. The only time I didn't like it was in SonoHana but that's because I hate how Takako/Runa relationship gets executed.

I think Itou Hachi's one/loli is my favorite though. Cute, submissive loli in love with the onee-san, and the onee-san is not a creep and takes things slowly with love. It really hits my spot.
>flipfloppers
What a bad example. I still don't feel the "I want to fuck cockona" vibes from Papika; It really feels platonic after her backstory. But that's maybe because I'm a rabid Yayacuckfag and desperately wanted her to win.

Also all this fetus talk reminded me of this. Are you sure you're not Erica trying to ruse me?

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>>7644042
>try my best to be qt

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>>7643169
>tfw the majority of the department I work for in the hospital is so sleep derived that instead of eating lunch, we take naps.

I sleep an average of 3-4 hrs a night. I work 12 hours shifts. In the department, we converted an unused storage room into our napping stations. It's comfy as fuck. That 30 min nap helps a lot.

>>7644133
>That 30 min nap helps a lot.

I think my main issue is that I'm sleepier when I wake up than when I go to bed. A nap would slow me down because of that. [nospoiler]Also, whenever I'm trying to fall asleep, I can't avoid my thoughts anymore and repeat certain situations in my head that stop me from falling asleep.[/nospoiler]

>>7644258
Drink coffee when you wake up. How many hours of sleep do you get? Being constantly sleepy can mean different things.

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>>7644092
Dangerously precocious can be an interesting character trait, but I don't usually like how it's presented/dealt with.

Oh I don't think PPKCCN counts as oneloli (if anything, PPK is the pet) I just wanted to post the fetus picture. I like the idea of all three living together. YYK and CCN are both too uptight and CCN and PPK have too little common sense to survive on their own.

Hey, I like to think I hate fun slightly less than Erica (and that I don't fuck up the names of characters and series nearly as much). Besides, that's by Rosa Chinensis and she's cool in my books. Polite, informative, scanned and translated some good shit.

>>7644480
I could do that, but I would prefer not to rely on caffeine too much.
Eh, somewhere between 10 to 6 hours, I'd say. Since it usually takes so long to fall asleep for me, I have a hard time finding out how long I've actually slept for.

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>>7644498
>I like the idea of all three living together
Yeah, me too. Actually Ninaryo makes threeways seem comfy and appealing to me.
>displays her nobue mug in front of family
What a madwoman.

>Hey, I like to think I hate fun slightly less than Erica
I will give you that, but only because Erica is the epitome of no fun allowed.
>Besides, that's by Rosa Chinensis
Erica is the one who is a literal meme though, and she's included in the comic.

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>>7644509
You can try a melatonin supplement; however you have to make sure that you will sleep for at least 6 hours or else you will be drowsy until it wears off.
Melatonin is a great supplement to help you get your sleep habits back on track. You can stop taking it once you get your sleep schedule fixed up.

I don't want to get all Dr.House on you but if you are sleeping 10 hrs (+) on a regular basis and you are still waking up sleepy, that is a common indication of anemia. There are different types of anemia, but I do not have your blood test in front of me so I can't say much about that.

Side note: there is an interesting megaloblastic anemia caused by a deficiency of B12. In some cases, it alters the patient's mental health in a bad way. We call it megaloblastic madness. B12 deficiencies are most common in hardcore vegans with unbalance diets.

>Slowly falling in love with the cute cashier
HELP ME

>>7644680
>or else you will be drowsy until it wears off.

That's my fear Anon, I'd like to wake up energized for a change. I'm mostly tired in the mornings.

>if you are sleeping 10 hrs (+) on a regular basis and you are still waking up sleepy, that is a common indication of anemia

My QT suggested that this might be the case, however I think I'm overestimating the time I sleep, because of the aforementioned problems of falling asleep.

>megaloblastic madness
Are you getting your titles from JRPGs?

I love this girl so much and I just cannot stop thinking about her! This is the first time that I really, really like someone and I really don't know what to do. I'm super shy so I don't think I will ever tell her about my feels for her.

>>7644592
Ninaryo is a boss.
Well Ichigo Mashimaro isn't thaaat damning, and some people's families are pretty chill about weebshit.

True on both counts I suppose.

>>7644680
>you will sleep for at least 6 hours or else you will be drowsy until it wears off
D/a but oddly melatonin tends to keep me from sleeping any more than that. I usually sleep for more like 8-10 but if I take melatonin to help me fall asleep there's a strong chance I'll be wide awake as soon as 6h is up.

>>7644979
I'm like that when I fall asleep drunk. Super energized after around 6 hours of sleep.

What are the chances of a presumably straight chick who likes 'Blue is the warmest color' being gay?

I've never seen the movie, but to my knowledge it's got loads of lesbian sex and is just overall heavily lgbt themed. It just seems weird to picture a straight person go out of their way to consume lgbt themed media when there's a life's worth supply of straight-pandering series to watch.

>>7644863
I would still be sweating off the chance someone recognizes the character and thinks I'm a pedo.

>>7645055
Same, though sometimes I also wake up slightly drunk.

>>7645111
Me too, but I don't mind that. Still pretty refreshing.

>>7641817
Are you telling me you never wanted to make out with someone?

A quick peck is great for chaste situations and cuddling, don't get me wrong -- but hot and heavy has its place. And she won't go there with me. Not that she has to for the relationship to work, but it still stings.

>>7645057
Dont fall for this meme

>>7644712
Go dream about her on top of you.

Post cute but lewd greentext posts

>>7645057
Well you can assume she wants to eat ass.

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>>7644720
>That's my fear Anon, I'd like to wake up energized for a change. I'm mostly tired in the mornings.
>My QT suggested that this might be the case, however I think I'm overestimating the time I sleep, because of the aforementioned problems of falling asleep.

I would suggest to get a CBC done. It really does sound as if you might be slightly anemic. Iron deficiency anemia is very common among women. Even if you are overestimating the time you sleep, you should not be feeling as tired as you are describing after getting some hours of sleep. Nothing wrong with visiting the doc's office to talk about your sleeping and fatigue issues. A couple of simple blood tests will help rule out many concerns. If everything comes back okie dokie, then it's psychological. If it is psychological then it's time to get a pen and some paper out and start writing down your feels to sort all your shit out.

>Are you getting your titles from JRPGs?
Damn! You figured out our disease naming scheme out.

By the way, I'm not a licence physician. I'm just a pathology resident. Feelsbadman.jpg

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>pathology
wew, lad

>>7645100
Ichigo Mashimaro isn't that bad!

New one before I head to class. I love you and your ratchet vagina.

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