/mascgen/ - beard edition

>>7641665
Good edition, anon.
What constitutes too long depends on your hairstyle, face and goals. You can grow it longer if you have short hair while it becomes too long really fast if you have long hair.
Your skin and hair color are also relevant. If you have a darker skin with dark hair then you shouldn't aim for a long beard because it might make your face too dark and unreadable.
Overall you want to not look like a hobo.

And making out with bearded dudes is god-tier.

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He's not worth kissing unless he has an actual beard.

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>>7641702
I think if a beard gets longer than an inch or two off your chin then I think it's starting to become unattractive. For example in your pic, I'm not crazy about the beard. This is about the maximum length and fullness that I still find attractive

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>>7641715
Boring tbqh
But u do u

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>>7641719
Ya I think we have different taste in men. Nipple piercings are X(

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>>7641732
I'm just not into guys who look like run of the mill hasbeen daddy who got married at 18, had a couple kids, and now divorced her so he can fuck some twinks.
Gotta have some edge... sometimes literally because a lot of the guys posted around here look like potatoes or thumbs.

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>>7641740
>not having a daddy fetish
Step up, senpai

>>7641768
I didn't say I didn't have a daddy fetish tho, I only noted a particular aesthetic that seems to be commonly posted. ;)

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>>7641791
Muscle bears are the best though

>>7641665
I was my hubby would let his beard grow longer, but he doesn't like it long. We've compromised.

I only like making out with bearded dudes. You have to be pretty special to get me kissing without one, at least.

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I want to MARRY and KISS John Urschel

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>>7641665
>tfw no beard
>tfw will never have one

>>7641920
>giant tank of a man and also intelligent
Sign me up senpai

>>7641968
>this isn't more of a norm
disappointing

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>>7640920
Eat more.

The first step is to find out your tdee or how much your site be eating a day to stay the same weight. Then you eat more.

If you're just starting outI recommend shooting for 1000 calories a day more. That sounds like a lot, but in the beginning you will fuck up and fail to hit your goal a lot. Try to get ass many of those values from food as possibly, instead of from drinking, your body needs to adjust to eating more food.

Unless you've got to stay skinny for some reason, your better off over doing the bulk, it's easier to lose fat than gain muscle. Make sure to keep your protein intake up, it shouldn't be too hard to hit 100+ g a day, as long as you aren't eating complete garbage.

It goes without saying your need to go to the gym to and push yourself. You want as much of those gains as possible to be muscle and not fat. Pic related, baby's first bulk.

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>>7641986
The nerd/jock romantic pairing is one of my favorites tbqh

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my ex had a god tier full beard and kissing him was great, but once he went for a different style and shaved the moustache area (among other things) and kissing him like that also felt great. Super soft and comfy.

But yeah I'm rarely attracted to men without any facial hair. Beards are just awesome.

>>7642028
Just how big is the mountain skull? Wtf. Don't find him attractive at all.

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>>7642063
I WANT THE MOUNTAIN TO [spoiler]gently cuddle me on the couch and carry me to bed after I pass out in his arms and later in the middle of the night I'll wake up to him big-spooning me and when I try to get out of his grasp he'll unconsciously squeeze me tighter against him trapping me against him and I'll pass out again warm and protected surrounded by him[/spoiler]

I wish I had time to write more macro stories

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>>7642075
>ywn bea giant with a tiny bf

y liv

>>7642028
But I'm not talking about the nerd jock pairing. I'm talking about the jock being the nerd.

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>>7642084
>ywn be the tiny breadwinner for a giant casually dominant house-husbear who loves cooking, nutrition, and is a personal fitness trainer

It hurts.

>>7642114
Yeah and I was commenting on a common reason why it isn't necessarily combined, I guess? I don't know but I feel like society encourages us to pidgeonhole ourselves into these roles

>>7642014
> It goes without saying your need to go to the gym to and push yourself.
Cannot stress this enough.

If you knew what you were doing then shooting for your TDEE + 1000 calories would be ridiculous. But anon's suggestion makes sense for a skelly who likely has no real notion of how much food has how many calories.
Download MyFitnessPal, it'll help you get a grasp of how much you currently eat and have to eat.

>>7642075
You're giving me the feels, macro-anon. [spoiler] Please don't stop [/spoiler]

>>7642167
Society encouragements are meant to be disposed of.

>>7642014
what was your routine in the beginning?

>tfw 80kg x 175cm
a-am I bara enough mascgen?

>>7642268
>under 185
manlet gen is that way >>>/trash/

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>>7642268
What's your bodyfat%?

>>7642289
Anon, this is not /fit/, no need to be catty.

>>7642325
16-17% I think. Haven't gone to the gym in a year or so

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>bear bottoms

>>7642325
>Anon, this is not /fit
Manlet detected. Please eradicate yourself.

>>7642615
Bear bottoms are easily the most fem group in all of LGBT. Their voices too are typically so fucking high due to all the fat in their throats. Plus small dicks (fat making even a large dick seem small) and lack of hygiene (they can't reach), making them the worst group to be attracted to.

>>7642150
Pretty much my life goal.

>>7642615
my kinda bear

>>7642208
>anon's suggestion makes sense for a skelly who likely has no real notion of how much food has how many calories.
This.
Skellies are just as bad as fatties web it comes to counting calories.
>Omg guys I ate a whole frozen pizza! I'm stuck a fatty.
>Entire pizza is 1000 calories
>That's all they ate today

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>>7642615
I'm cool with it as long as they're muscle bears and not just fat.
A muscle ass looks great, a flabby ass is awful.

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>>7642219
Agreed

>>7642208
Sappy cuddly shit with giant muscular dudes is more appealing to me than sex normally. That's basically what all my stories are about, coupled with tsundere love tropes. Tsundere is basically THE best plot for a romance. Pride and Prejudice, or any romantic comedy that starts with the leads disliking each other initially.

>>7642743
>muscle bears
can u stop ruining terms
omg i love hairy muscle twinks!!!! so amazing
oh and smooth otter bulls!!
go bak 2 gay slang school

>>7642761
so what is the correct term for hairy guys that are big and muscular?
Bara Dudes?

>>7642761
Muscle bear is fairly well-established slang for a bara dude.

>>7642838
Bara dude is unknown for non-weebs. I only know it cuz it's used in /mascgen/.

>>7642838 is just shit-posting.

>>7642761
Can't just say bear though, because it's co-opted by fat lazy fucks with no muscle.

>>7642838
Bears, literally just bears. Unless their muscle is pretty well defined, in which case wolf, or if not really all that hairy - bull.
Bara isn't universal, but on 4chan you can definitely use it due to the anime culture.

>>7642875
What's the difference between wolf bear and bull?
I feel like we need a chart.
And what about fat bears? What are they? Boars?

>>7642914
Fat bears are just bears.
Graphics about kinds of fags:
> http://www.studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

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>>7642875
>bull

never heard this one before.
i have heard of bull balls though, meaning big balls.

oh wait, you mean bull like black bulls - men who cuck other men by fucking their wives? i have heard that.

also bull dykes but that's another thread.

so what would you call the guy in pic related?

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People sure do have a lot of problems with gay body type lingo.

Tbqh the most simplistic way of thinking about it is a sliding scale of body mass and hairiness from twink to bear, with otters in between. Those three terms alone will get you in the ballpark of body types you want to describe, and you can qualify further if people are interested. Bear, twink, and to a lesser extent otters are functionally generic terms

>>7643005
Yeah I've only heard bull in relation to cuck stuff.
>Tfw no qt cuck couple to fuck while the other is forced to watch.

/mascgen/ I have a confession to make:

I only use soap while washing my hands when my coworkers are also in the bathroom so they don't judge me

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>>7643081

>>7643081
You don't use it even when you are taking a bath?

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>>7643081
>being a filthy, disease carrier

Wew, lad.
That's nothing to be proud of.

>>7642838
Jock

>>7643154

I thought jocks were muscular and shaved, or is that just how gay porn defines the term?

>>7643120
Obviously I use it when I'm showering but if it's just after a bathroom break I just rinse

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> be anon who a few weeks ago met incredibly compatible guy who had depressive and anxious issues
> decided to leave him alone for a while because he was becoming unresposive
> planning on talking with him after a while
> over the last two weeks, over talking with many people on tinder, realize just how awesome he is

> today send him a message asking how he's been
> he responds immediately, we're back to talking
> he says he's sorry, he was sick
> he's also a terrible texter

Well, guess we're talking again now. Let's see where this goes this time

>>7643173
Not him but; Jocks are athletic, typically only really used for those who actively engage in sports as their way of getting in shape, so think any soccer/football player. Otters would be the hairy jock counterpart. Bulls are like John Cena body types. Wolves are like Bulls but more toned, less roided out, and tend to have hair (but not enough to be bear), think Joe Manganiello. Below Jocks are twunks. Below twunks are twinks. The jock/twunk field used to also be called pups (especially if they were new to the scene) but pup play has taken off so we pretty much don't use it anymore. Same is kind of happening with wolves/bulls as furry and cuckoldry takes off in gay scenes.

>>7643041
this.

>>7643684
I'm glad things worked out, but it's usually a terrible idea to leave someone you're interested in alone for too long. I mean you don't have to be clingy or annoying either, but if they are truly amazing then it's likely that someone else will see that too.

Just something you may want to keep in mind in the future.

>>7643890
I only left him alone for around two weeks, that's not really a long time. And I have the impression that he has the same difficulties I have in finding compatible people, so it's not easy for him either.

But I do get what you're saying, anon, and it's indeed something I have to keep in mind. It was a risk that seems to have payed off, but it could just as well ended terribly.

>>7643945
Two weeks? Damn that's nothing. I was here thinking you guys stopped talking for 6 months or longer.

Keep in mind though, that sort of swing is going to come back, potentially worse than before. That sort of anxiety/depression sounds VERY familiar, and it just doesn't go away.

>>7643982
>buy bf a jockstrap online
>pick size large cus allegedly fits like size 38 pants
>he asks me to wear it and show him a pic when I get it in the mail
>fits super tight despite myself being a size 34
Wtf can I sue?
Are jockstraps supposed to be like this?

>>7644012
sounds like you're obese
i would sue mcdonalds

>>7644012
Return it, lardo

(1/2)
Hi there /mascgen/, my home board is /g/ and I recently turned 18 about a month ago and I'd like to give dating a try. My only experience with relationships was a guy from my high school that I rarely got to spend time with offline about a year ago. Most of our conversations were on Skype - I was having psychological issues at the time (needy, vented to him a lot, etc) and I think it pushed him away. This went on for about a year before he finally told me that he didn't like me anymore and just wanted to be friends. I got pretty drunk that night, was sad for a few weeks, and then got over it. Whatever, it's in the past. I figured that might give a little bit of background.

Now, I'm still a virgin. I've always felt like I would enjoy topping more and most of the time, I fantasize more about topping than bottoming. My only sexual experience is getting a pretty awkward blowjob from a kid I knew back in middle school about 6 months ago. Not interested in him because he's got a bitch and just wants to hook up. I want a relationship.

I've tried Grindr, which I know is more for hookups (and i'm a bit apprehensive about the idea of just hooking up, especially with a stranger - the aformentioned blowie guy experience had me so nervous that I couldn't keep it up and it took him a while to get me off.) I feel like I would rather have a relationship where I get to know a guy for a while before we do anything. I'd like to make it clear that I'm out of the closet to my friends and family, so it's not an issue of repressed sexuality or anything, I'm just nervous.

>>7644066
(2/2)
The thing is, I don't really get out much. I spend most of my time on the computer playing vidya, lurking, and reading whatever. My only real interests are music, IT/computers, video games, drugs, vaping, and my dog. I feel like these interests are extremely fucking generic and make me unsuitable for online dating like Tinder because I can't keep a good conversation going with anyone that I match with. Because I don't really get out much, there's not really much opprtunity for me to meet guys offline. I'm a little awkward/nervous in person, but I can hold my spaghetti decently enough and have conversations with people, so it's not an issue of not being able to talk to people, I just don't get the chance to talk to gay men in person much.

I'd really like to meet someone who is:
a) interested in the same general things as me and would like to introduce each other to new interests.
b) not just looking to casually hook up. i want to get to know them
c) is qt

Is there any hope for me anons? I'm sort of cute but nothing earth-shattering, I manage my personal hyegine, etc

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>>7644066
>18
>I WANT A RELAAATIONSHIPPP

>>7643982
Yeah, I'm aware that kind of shit is bound to show up again, I've gone through it myself on both sides and I know how it is.
But, being painfully honest, I've accepted that I just don't get along with most people, particularly the kind that lives around here. This guy, despite his issues, is someone with whom I genuinely had a great time and who I can see as becoming a friend and eventually sharing a meaningful connection. We get along great, he's extremely hard working and driven, I find him so adorable, we're each other's type...
He's far from perfect but I'm far from perfect myself and I've given up on finding perfect, so i'm willing to give this a try.

>>7644039
>>7644040
size 34 isn't even necessarily fat though
some people have broad bodies
are you guys twinks?

>>7644076
do you think that it's too early to want a relationship? i'm aware that it's highly unlikely i'd be with the same guy for the rest of my life or some BS like that, but I'd like to give it a shot and get a feel for it. I'd really appreciate some advice from my fellow gay anons

>>7644066
>>7644073
>>7644123
Grindr is a really bad choice if that's what you want. You should try OkCupid or Tinder, they're generally more likely to have people who are looking for relationship-y things. Write a concise description for yourself, mentioning that you like vidya and some other relevant info about yourself, and put up three to five nice pictures of yourself. I recommend you use a picture with your dog, guys like dogs.

That said, finding someone compatible who also wants a relationship is not exactly easy and you might be searching for a long while. You have to balance your expectations, learn to not overshare and over attach yourself. You have to go on a few dates, which will most likely go bad, so you can learn how to act on a date and how to select guys on these apps.
You'll probably have a lot of average to not-great experiences which will lead you nowhere, but you have to learn with each one.
Also, you're 18, you're an adult, so start improving yourself. You have to become the best version of yourself, for you and for the people around you. Otherwise you'll lose some great opportunities with great people.

> do you think that it's too early to want a relationship?
Probably, but if that's what you want then you might as well try meeting people and see how the dating world is.

>>7641740
dat forearm

>>7644117
but you're not size 34.
you can't even fit into a 38!
kysasap ham planet.

>>7644102
Sounds sweet, but if you guys are each other's type, how is that not perfect for each other?

>>7644117
stfu memer

>>7644123
Generally, yes. Date. Get your own apartment. Find out what the fuck you want in life. Hook up. Relationships are nice, but you tend to get into really shitty ones when you don't know much about the world or what you want from it.

Be open to relationships and when they occur naturally, but an 18 year old shouldn't really be on tinder/grindr/etc with a super serious relationship-only attitude. So date around. Have fun. See where things go in real life in college in any clubs in whatever.

>>7644202
(1/2)
>You should try OkCupid or Tinder, they're generally more likely to have people who are looking for relationship-y things
I'll give OKC a try - right now I just have Tinder and it's been a pretty mediocre experience. I met one guy who was pretty nice, but he would text me throughout the day and I didn't always know what to really say next. We had some decent conversations, but I overshared about my past during a 2 hour late night phone conversation (told him about how i was on meth for a couple months which was really weird) and although he seemed open and understanding, and even shared some personal stuff about himself, it was probably way too soon to get so personal. The conversation ended up fizzling after about a week when he told me he was talking to someone and it was "getting pretty serious, but he still wanted to be friends"

I wouldn't say that my standards for appearance are super high, but I do sort of have a "type" (otter-ish nerdy guys) and physical attraction is a driving force for my left or right swipes. I usually swipe if I think that they're at least mildly attractive and then read their profiles if we happen to match. I'm not really sure about how much older I'm okay with, so I'll just see how things go. I don't drive at the moment so I haven't met anyone in person off of Tinder. I should probably start a bit closer.

>Write a concise description for yourself, mentioning that you like vidya and some other relevant info about yourself
I'll probably rewrite my description, as it's along the linese of what you've mentioned, but could use some work for sure.

>>7644281
I'm 24 and have always excluded NSA and hookups from my profiles.
There is no gay scene in my area.
I've moved around so much in the last 6 years I don't have any IRL friends, and I don't have the guts to hit up cities with an actual gay scene on my own.

Still never been in a relationship... still a virgin.

>>7644309
What you like outside of your sexual being or your desire for a partner? Is insecurity a severe issue?

>>7644298
(2/2)

>and put up three to five nice pictures of yourself. I recommend you use a picture with your dog, guys like dogs.
I'm not really sure how to go about taking a good picture of myself. I find that any picture I take indoors, even if it's decently lit, looks like crap. I either look miserable if I don't smile or I smile and one eye looks bigger than the other...I guess I just have to keep practicing, lol. Will definitely go for the dog picture, because my dog is a cutie.

>Also, you're 18, you're an adult, so start improving yourself.
I'm working on getting a job (got my food handler's card etc) and have been submitting applications, so that's the first step. I need more independence from my parents, especially my mother who is difficult to deal with (whole 'nother issue there). So far, no bites, but I'm trying. Also trying to "detox" from weed so that I can piss clean if needed.

>You'll probably have a lot of average to not-great experiences which will lead you nowhere, but you have to learn with each one.
This, this, this. I'm not expecting sunshine and rainbows, or even a great time every time I meet someone. I know that it's a bit of a trial-and-error process and I'm willing to have some mediocre experiences. I certainly don't view every Tinder match as a future soulmate.
>>7644298
>Generally, yes. Date.
I'm definitely not looking for anything long-term. If it goes in that direction, it's one thing, but I don't go in with such expectations.
>Get your own apartment.
I'm in SoCal where it's really expensive to have your own place. Without a job, it's not really an option for me at the moment. However, I should be going to college this year and will live in dorms. I'm thinking that my best bet will be to wait until then to try and meet guys, but I'm giving it a casual effort in the meantime.

>>7644281
whoops, the second half there was meant for >>7644342

sorry for the long/multi-posts, I just wanted to get all of my ideas out there.

>>7644335
I'll be honest. I'm a mentally ill shut-in. Worked a couple of jobs out of school, tried to go into college and fucked up, really dropped the ball on life.

When I say mentally ill, I mean full-on mentally ill, not just a case of tumblr-tier depression, I've got the works, anankastic/avoidant, type II bipolar and some neurological movement disorder shit the doctors haven't figured out yet so I get a lot of muscle stiffness and motor tics.

I probably don't come across as the life of the party. I haven't been to a party in years.

>>7644342
As long as you're keeping things casual then it's fine. I was assuming you were one of those types who wants to be serious ASAP. Keep in mind though, generally speaking, people plump the fuck up in college. So if you're feeling like shit now, o boi o boi you'll be looking back to now fondly and wishing you had just found a nice fuckbuddy just to experiment. Eventually people settle into a routine though, unfortunately for some that means a routine of obesity.

>>7644281
>how is that not perfect for each other?
He's going through some rough depression/anxiety stuff, plus some other issues I haven't mentioned, and it makes things kind of complicated. That's it, really. when I weight the pros and cons, it seems to me that giving it a shot is worth it.

>>7644386
You can't drop the ball on life by the way. You can make some bad choices, and they're permanent, but they don't have to also be the foundation for your future choices. I mean, I should know, I didn't take one math class in HS and was fucked out of every single uni in my region. That being said, this is difficult to cope with/compartmentalize when you have mental illnesses.

Do any of those illnesses prevent you (directly or indirectly) from taking care of yourself physically? You said muscle stiffness and motor tics, and I'm not expecting you to be a pro weightlifter, but when I mean physical care - hygiene, grooming, etc?

>>7644393
I've been pretty slim for my entire life (currently 5'11" 140lb) - even now my diet consists of TV dinners, energy drinks, and just general crap. The only time I really exercise is when I walk my dog a couple times a week for about a mile, and delivering newspapers on Sundays which is pretty intense (although it's more because we're tired)

I could probably eat better, and sometimes I do make decent things for myself...I'll give it some thought.

>>7644418
You should get on the right track before going into college. Trust me, you will need the habits already in motion. From the sound of it, when your metabolism slows (generally it will in college, but not guaranteed!) you will balloon over the 200 range easily. I'm 6', was also 140, and I was 210 all throughout college because metabolism was like hay gurl hay.
I'm not trying to be some /fit/ monster or whatever, I've got my own demons, but all that sugar will kill you in college. It'll slow you down, you can barely focus on whatever the old hag prof is saying in this course you barely care about, etc.
So cut sugar, fill your plate with colourful things. Chicken, fish and eggs are your best friend. Whole grain (or whatever healthier-than-white) rice to fill you up. Water exclusively, but you can drink coffee/tea every now and then.

>>7644411
nah the neurological shit doesn't stop me keeping clean lmao. the worst thing as far as taking care of myself is remembering to eat, and making myself eat enough. every time i've hit weights it ends up trailing off after a few months because i'm constantly in caloric deficit , which fucks up my sleep cycle too.

>>7644451
Ok well then you're pretty much past the biggest hurdle when it comes to social life and mental illnesses. People do judge a book by its cover, and the fastest way to look approachable is to look hygienic and groomed. Doesn't matter what your face structure is like, clean means people won't automatically treat you as invisible.

Realistically, you don't sound all that bad when it comes to the illness spectrum. But it's clear you'll probably want someone who is understanding of it all. Avoid the types to treat you as some pet project to fix, they'll fuck you up. If you want some place to start; find some dates near med schools. Plenty of shut in understanding qts who have to spend majority of their time studying anyways to care about some gossip or drama.

>>7644418
>The only time I really exercise is when I walk my dog a couple times a week for about a mile, and delivering newspapers on Sundays which is pretty intense
As a general life tip you should really start doing some serious exercise, for your own health. If you want to get e gym membership and start getting big, good for you, it's pretty fun, but any serious non-suicidal sport will do.
If you do that you'll thank us once you're in college. Exercise will be both a quality of life thing and a social space.

>>7644483
I spent weeks talking to a trainee nurse hoping it'd lead to something, but they were busy af juggling studies and jobs on the side and honestly I think they were just looking for quick hookups in between.

I think I gave them the vibe that I wanted to be more serious from the get-go and they weren't up for that.

>>7644510
>weeks
What a tease. Oh well, at least you know a med qt was ok with the idea of fucking you.

>>7644443
>>7644490
I've considered going to the gym - I think I have a Planet Fitness membership and it's pretty close, so I'll probably go back there. I would like to get a little bigger as I have a pretty twink-status bod at the moment which is kinda lame. However, I don't want to get real big. What machines would you suggest I use?

do you even lift, masc?

>>7644553
You don't need to go to a gym. Getting into sports is your best bet, get to meet some potential qts, get to work out your body, and just in general socialize without needing to use an app or use weird icebreakers. Although if you already have a membership, might as well use it.

Machines won't get you suddenly huge. You can use any. The huge body comes from a very precise diet, a meticulous routine in the gym, and typically also roids or supplements of some variety. Don't skimp on bodyweight exercises either though. They're hugely underrated imo

>>7644566
>dyel in 2017
get bernie sanders on the phone he'll love this

>>7642054
That picture is just fantastic. I wish it would be made into a marble sculpture.

>>7644123
I had my first bf when I was 18. I was dumb and inexperienced and it turned out to be a pretty shitty time. However, I learned a lot about myself and about relationships. At least, I learnt how not to do relationships, which is something. What I'm saying is don't lisen to the anon who says you're too young for a bf, that's ridiculous. You're supposed to have stupid teenage romances and make bad decisions. It's good that you're realistic, but don't let that hold you back from being swept up in a hormonal whirlwind of passion.
This anon >>7644202 is pretty spot on. You only learn from experience so put yourself out there and fuck up a few times. It's the normal thing to do.

In terms of marketing yourself, get off 4chan (especially /g/) and go outside. That's more than enough to make you somewhat interesting.

>>7644750
>get off 4chan (especially /g/) and go outside
apply yourself

>>7644762
I don't even understand this meme

>>7644802
It's not a meme. Take your own advice dumbass lmao

>>7644825
1. It wasn't a literal imperative. It was more of a broad spend-more-time-away-from-the-internet piece of advice

2. I'm not looking for a bf because I'm more than happy not having to deal with the stress of thinking and caring about someone else when I can barely think or care about myself. Personally, right now in my life, I think bfs are overrated and too much hassle.

Sorry for the autistic reply.

>>7644925
Apology accepted.

>>7644925
>I can barely think or care about myself

Narcissist detected

>>7641715
This man is so handsome it actually hurts a little to look at him.

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>>7642084
>yfw you're a 6'5" otter build with a 5'10" pear shaped bear boyfriend with a big booty.

>>7646386
Le are you me

He's not my bf though and he's more like 5'7" ... I think he likes me thought. Fug hes so thicc and hot

>>7642150
Life goal right there, working on it now!

>>7642150
I wonder what happiness feels like

>>7644342
Good luck on detoxing weed, anon, I'm going through it right now. Mostly for personal benefit, as piss tests are generally not allowed in my country. But it sounds like you have everything fairly in check.

>tfw all you have to offer are looks

how do I become interesting when I'm not interested in anything interesting?

>>7647439
>I have the one quality that matters
I don't see the problem. All you have to do is feign niceties and sponge off of other people's hobbies. That'd make you most people's ideal (well, if you're a top).

>>7647444
I mean I can get sex very easily but people get bored of me after a while

>>7647439
Then you develop interests. Or die alone. Your call.

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>>7647581
>get into things you don't care about
>or die alone
brb killing myself

>>7647595
Sorry, I was being facetious. I just find it hard to believe that you have no interests at all. I mean, for instance, you must be interested in internet culture, otherwise, you wouldn't be posting here.

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>>7647704
I do have interests. But none of those are politics, sports (other than for looking at qties) or videogames, and that seems to alienate me from most guys my age.
>Internet culture
I'm not sure what it even is tbqh

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Paul and Andres fucked sp's waifu before he did!

>>7647764
Who?

>>7642838
Big, hairy, and muscular. Sounds like a muscle bear to me. The term bear covers a wide range of gay men, so beware of the bears.

>>7642867
That's the problem with the term bear. At some point we should all just agree that a big sloppy hairy fat fuck is exactly that and not a bear.

>>7647764
>samurbi
>6'5
>300lbs
>bottom

yea no

>>7642930

OMG! Thanks for posting that anon. I finally have a gay slang label that somewhat accurately describes me and at the same time one that I feel comfortable with referring myself as. I'm a wolf guys!

>>7647750
What do you do for fun?

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>>7647815
howl with me brah

>>7647815
How old are you, anon?

>>7647836
Uh, yessir... AWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And an extra woof for the guy in your picture. He's hot with a cute doggy to boot.

>>7647857
I'm 34.

>>7647704
I think internet culture is fucking garbage and I spend 6+ hours on 4chan daily.

>>7647868
jesus fucking christ

>>7647893
???

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>>7647868
You're almost a daddy, anon, good for you!

>>7647750
Well, what are your interests, then? I mean, you can't be that uninteresting. It's not humanly possible - or your brain would have given up long ago.

Internet culture, I would say, is shit like 4chan, reddit and all those other places, where neet losers hang out. ...this is reflecting poorly on me, isn't it?

>>7647873
lolwut. I spend a few minutes on /mascgen/ when I'm bored. And trawl /hm/ for fap fodder, but 6 hrs is just insane. You could be cooking, doing sports, reading proper articles about science, going for a walk, calling your mum... 6hrs, damn.

>>7647800
You'd be surprised. Following a guy on Tumblr who's his size and a sub/slave.

Missed my chance to fuck a 6'5"260 lb bodybuilder bottom. He was desperate as fuck, it was super hot. He said being his size intimidates most guys and despite being a 9/10 he had problems finding a top. Lol

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>>7647946
Well, I have two hobbies which are swimming and playing the piano. Doesn't help that they are basically 'alone' hobbies. I mean, you can't really talk while swimming, and there isn't much to say about it other than "I got a better time today", and when I tell someone I play piano they almost always ask me: "do you know how to play [pop song]" and yeah, I do, like anyone who's been playing for a couple of months at most can since they usually have 3-4 chords and simple melodies. They're boring to play, especially since I can't sing at all.

4chan is not really something I'd like to talk about either. Most guys won't know what it is and those who do would probably think I'm a pedo and/or nazi.

>>7647973
>tfw no gentle shy giant bf who's actually super sweet and protective but everyone is afraid of him because of his size

Anyone play RE7 yet?

>>7647996
Piano and swimming are just fine hobbies. Swimming may seem alone but you can go with a guy and swim laps together. You can also talk about the different strokes, which is your favorite and why. Piano is even better, it's entrancing to listen to a person play an instrument they love and are good at. People may be silly and ask about pop songs but I doubt everyone is going to ask about that, find the right type of person. Maybe a musician?


It sounds less like you are boring and more like you need to practice small talk. I mean via text you seem interesting enough but that's probably because you had time to formulate and write out a response instead of spewing out the next step in a conversation.

>>7648195
>tfw you are the gentle shy giant bf who's actually super sweet and protective but everyone is afraid of him because of his size

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>>7648231
Be my bf pls

>>7647704
I really don't think "internet culture" is a viable interest to talk and bond a relationship with like you could do with sports or videogames.

>>7647996
This anon >>7648220 is right. To me seem more interesting than you believe you are.
If you want to practice small talk then just do it here, we can help you with that.
Well, how're you doing, anon?

>>7648231
Are you my ex

>>7648220
>>7648298
Well thanks for being kind. But the fact still remains that people get bored of me after a while. Their words, not mine. Well, their words and actions since every guy I've dated found someone more suitable for them.

I am pretty awful at small talk, that's true. Funnily enough I'm not that bad at conversation though. In fac t I usually talk too much. But getting to that point with someone is usually difficult.

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>>7648231
I refuse to believe you exist. My ideal cannot exist

Today I talked with the guy with whom I had amazing compatibility and shit (>>7643684). He admitted to only having an interest in being friends

Sincerely, I'm not the kind of guy who can remain "just friends." When I tried doing that some years ago I realized I was just rooting for the guy to change his mind and that it was not a nice friendship at all.
I just don't feel well in a situation in which a guy offers friendship while I want much more than that.

What do you guys think?

>>7648195
Yeah. He seemed like a sweetheart. He got bullied a lot in school for being gay and fat. Then he got fit, and still had performed getting laid. Poor guy.

He ended up moving to California, that's why we never ended up doing anything serious. I'm sure he's swimming in dicks now that he's not in the rural Midwest.

>>7648994
Straight guys call it getting friend zoned. Honestly you have to learn au some point not to let your dick get in the way of friendships. You'll miss out on a lot of good times with great people.

>>7648200
Buying it today... Watched over an hour of gameplay yesterday. Looks gooood.

>>7648625
Watch the art of manliness' video on small talk.

The channel can be kinda fedora at times but I thought that video was ok.

>>7648256
No, you're right. It's mostly in-jokes and of the worst kind. But, I mean, here's a whole board full of non-straight people, who are into that kind of thing, so maybe? IDK. I do share some of this stuff with friends, but my hubby isn't interested at all.

>>7649052
I'm sorry but that was cringy as fuck.

>>7648994
To me, it was never good being friends when there was sexual tension in the way. Some people do, tho, but I've always looked for friends outside gay venues/places/activites/what-have-you. I go to a ton of indie/punk/etc concerts and make music, and that's not something most gay guys do, so I kinda had to find friends outside the bubble.

>>7648625
I agree with the others that those are perfectly fine hobbies. Also, find some musicians to hang out with, if nothing else, to have some solid friendships to help you with the social stuff. Then, when you've gotten good at that, you can start dating again. IDK, I lucked into my relationship, and apart from the fact that he's pissed off about something (and I'm equally p.o'd at him momentarily), things are good.

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>>7648190
Giddy up.
>>7647764
ReeeeeeeEEEEEeeEEEeee

>>7649122
I said it was ok not that it would change your life anon. Some ok takeaways but if you're sensitive to cringe then yeh the content is not for you.

>>7648994
If you can't handle it, then just be upfront about it and tell him you're not into that lifestyle and move on.
The worst thing you can possibly be is that friendzoned orbiter constantly wishing the person would just fall into your arms while you waste YEARS of your life.

Some people can handle being friends with guys they're romantically interested in, others can't and at least you're upfront about it.

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BAM keeping politically active and writing to senators even though they're both republicans so it's not like they'll give a shit anyways but still at least I can say I'm doing something YEAH

I guess I just want to vent about something because I know most advice I get here will be kind of worthless, no offense.

But it's been almost a year at my job and I've been crushing on this guy I work with since I started. He is obviously straight, but he has every single quality I find attractive and it really bothers me. I don't want to quit a job over something so stupid, especially because I don't exactly have a ton of job opportunities at the moment, but shit.

I constantly try to remind myself of all of his negative traits and why I shouldn't like him but it just gets to me. I've tried distancing myself, but he is one of the only people I get along with.

Well I'm going to stop now. Being gay suck.

~

>>7650879
Nice dog shit, you straight disease.

>>7650879
>Babby's first straight crush

we've all been there anon. There is no advice... >JUST move on. And by that I mean do not quit your job over this, that's a last resort tier move. You just have to be an adult and accept that it's how things are.

>>7650492
Sorry, I didn't mean to be bitchy. I was just thrown off by watching El Chapo Guzman giving advice on conversation. He does make some good points, but nothing I hadn't hear before, sadly. Thanks for trying to help.

>>7650879
You won't just stop finding himself attractive like that. At least that's not an easy thing to do. Honestly the best thing you can do is to find soemeone else to keep your mind busy with, preferably a guy you could actually date/be boyfriends with. Your coworker will still be attractive, but he'll be an entertaining thought rather than an obsession.

Of course, that's easier said than done. Being gay does suck sometimes.

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After a few weeks of funny low-key flirting, I finally asked a guy out yesterday and he said yes. I sort of knew he would, but... damn, I haven't felt so content in a while.
Can't stop smiling like a teenager when I think of him, he's so damn charming.

>that very specific feeling when that scruffy random regular at the pub becomes your beer buddy and then a potential sweetheart

>>7649031
>>7649131
>>7650523
Thought about it, especially about
> The worst thing you can possibly be is that friendzoned orbiter constantly wishing the person would just fall into your arms while you waste YEARS of your life.

Despite that, I remembered that for a while I've wanted to make more friends, that's something I really need. To be honest I don't think I could be great friends with that guy, but he does know a lot of people in the neighborhood I'm moving to. Who knows, maybe I'll meet some nice people through him.

So I answered that I'm willing to be friends, and that I'd really enjoy it if he invited me if he's ever hanging out with his friends or whatever. He really liked the idea. That said I'd rather not hang out with him if it's just the two of us.

>>7651717
Good for you son

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Guys what show is everyone watching? I just finished the Chimera Ant arc in HxH and it was fantastic
inb4
>anime

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>>7652768
I'm currently watching Downton Abbey
>tfw no 1910s-20s Irish bf

>>7653020
>1910s-20s Irish
Why not just date a black guy?

>>7653020
Irish accents and Southern accents best accents

>>7652768
HxH is trash. Sorry, but it's the truth. It's overrated and edgy shot for kids to identify with.

Watch Nanatsu no Taizai instead. Or better yet, stop watching serialized anime and start reading serialized manga. It's miles better.

>>7653269
Not him but I'm physically incapable of reading manga.

Might have something to do with the dyslexia, but my brain refuses to read right to left.

>>7653314
You rear right to left, but follow the images left to right. That said, just read manhwa or manhua. The Chinese and Koreans panel their comics right to left.

The Breaker series is to be recommended. The MC is qt and his teacher is a hot hunk.

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>>7653269
I just watched the 2011 anime and the few images I've seen of the manga sometimes look almost as bad as ONE's art (One Punch Man webcomic). I like to describe HxH as an incredibly average show that occasionally bursts into being fucking amazing. Chimera Ant arc was generally more amazing than average as a whole but there were definitely episodes that I slept through in it. I like all the subversions of shonen tropes Togashi pulls but I like other series like One Piece (manga, not anime) far more for their consistently great quality than HxH's brief flashes of brilliance

Right now I keep up with One Piece, SnK, JoJo, Berserk, and One Punch Man. What do you read anon?

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>>7649751
what are you going to do about it bruh

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>>7653410
This came up in my tumblr
>tfw you will never be sandwiched between two muscle bears

>>7653394
Im a huge fan of NNT. It's a return to the greatness of Fist of the North Star. One Piece being the greatest is indisputable. I've read it for as long as I can remember really.

Currently I'm also reading Fire Punch for its abstract storyline and character portraits. The Promised Never land for its brilliant coming-of-age story and Boku no Hero Academia for the general greatness. I also read Mob Psycho and OPM whenever the Web comic gets updates.

I also occasionally return to FMA because it's easily one of the best Mangas of all time.

Apart from that I read Mosspaca's Webcomics. 19 Days and Their Story mainly.

And I don't like HxH. It has a really bad fan base and it's just meh overall. Lackluster character design and pacing. I guess it had OK writing, but not enough to save it from being below average to me.

SnK kinda became shit after chapter 50. The convolution and pretentious writing became unbearable. And I haven't been able to get into Jojo for some reason. I know it's fucking amazing but it's never clicked for some reason.

Read any good new romance Mangas lately?

>>7653450
I spent a good 4 months catching up on JoJo. The series is older than One Piece so it takes so long to catch up but the different parts keeps it feeling fresh and new, and Araki's willingness to completely change settings and style is commendable. The memes are some of the best too because over on /a/ they embrace the homoeroticism and bizarreness. Part 1 is easily the highest barrier to entry because it's pretty boring and straightforward but if you keep up with it Joseph Joestar of part 2 is often people's favorite JoJo

I don't really read very much manga outside of the shonen genre. I write my sappy own macro romances but that's fairly niche

>>7649045
After playing it for little over an hour. Fuck the molded.

>>7653444
>tfw no slightly smaller verse bf and much smaller bottom bf.

>>7653845
I'd say we are about at the same point (dissection room). Yeah they're pretty brutal

What do you guys think about Frank Ocean?

>>7654088
I nearly got murdered by the super molded that drops in when you're trying to get the dissection room key. Then I got gangbanged by 3 of them when I went further in.

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>2.5 pl8 squats x 4 reps

>>7654102
Who?

>>7654258
We're all going to make it bra.

>>7654105
You went and got the shotgun right?

>>7654665
I found the shotgun, but I don't have anything to put in the statue to keep the door up. I took a break after dying to the 3 molded

>>7653496
Jojo is good, yeah. I've only read Steel Ball Run. Apart from that, I just couldn't into the series. Too much niche humor and inside jokes for me, honestly. I appreciate the meme though. Especially
>Awaken my masters

And what do you write. Care to share?

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>>7653410
Fantasize about me drilling samurbi while he blows off my husbear

>>7654705

Protip get that shotgun my man. I assume you have the scorpion key. Makes the hoard of moldeds that much easier

>>7655670
I went ahead and got the shotgun. I literally just finished up the chainsaw duel about 1 minute ago.

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>do dl after running
>get dizzy
>i should probably stop, but w/e
>go up in weight
>get even more dizzy
>whoa i should stop
>decide to go for a pr
>can't even the weight off the ground
>get extremely fucking dizzy
>vertigo, tunnel vision
>ok i'll stop now
how was your day masc?

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>>7641702
I've only ever dated one guy with a beard like that, it was pretty awesome. I blame him for getting me hooked on the idea, because now I pressure smooth faced guys into growing facial hair. I'd settle for a mustache though, they're pretty awesome. Not many mustached gays in my parts, for whatever reason.

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>>7655175
I write macro stories about giant dudes getting with tiny dudes, normally rife with tsundere tropes

I've posted them here before but I can link some:
http://www.coiledfist.org/article.php?story=memeretard_bornagain01
http://www.coiledfist.org/article.php?story=memeretard_roadtrip01

First one deals with giant college football players, second deals with a road trip across the country. Pic related is fanart somebody drew of the first story

straight porn is weird

http://www.extremetube.com/video/there-s-something-wrong-with-mommy-3-scene-1-chatsworth-pictures-9301881

>>7657311
>there's something wrong with mommy
I'mma pass on that one

>>7657658
it's not even the 'mommy' fetish thats weird in that vid.
it's the guy acting as the child

>>7641798
>musclechub
ftfy

>>7642075
guy being held looks a little like rob schneider

>>7656295
Nice.
Try to fucus on you breathing when your lift, it helps a bit.

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> on tinder, guy messages me
> asks about what sport I do, raves about my looks and how awesome it is I do weight lifting
> I ask him if he does any sport
> "I lift blunts, smoke everyday hahaha"

Fucking normies

>>7658332
Fug that's rough.

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been injured so haven't gymmed.
got back in and hit 95% lifts easy-ish.

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>>7653450
>Promised Neverland
My negro

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>>7658949
not that anon but rip harambe-chan

are you guys happy with the way you look?

>>7659536
Are you happy with how my ass looks when I sit on your face?

>>7659536
I could be a bit skinnier and more toned but overall Yeah I think I look pretty decent

>>7657311
Straights are lucky there's such a high volume of weird porn that caters to every fetish. It's tough to find really specific gay fetish porn unless it's stuff like bondage or pissplay.

i feel like i have no sex drive when i've been drinking

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>>7658332

>tfw no sporty bara bf to keep me motivated into working out and doing more sports

It hurts.

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>>7661810

motivate yourself.
jesus, why is this board filled with lazy, self-centered imbeciles?

>>7661860

pls no bully, I'm trying.

How /out/ are you guys?
I'm off to climb Kinder Scout today, the tallest peak in the Peak District. Part of my New Years resolution is to spend as much time /out/ as possible.

>>7659536
I'm not really satisfied where I am in terms of body build just yet, but that doesn't bother me since I know it's achievable to get there. For things I literarly can't change like height, I wouldn't mind being an inch or two taller.

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>>7655659
So you're going to fantasize about having their sloppy seconds?

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>>7662623
Nope.

>>7659536
Yes, very. Though I never seem to be able to decide what to do with my facial hair. When I have a beard I want to shave and when I shave I wish I hadn't done it.

>>7661932
I would love to be /out/ but I live in a shithole with nothing to do and see, andbthe closest interesting place is 10 hours away.

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>>7659536
In general yes. My skin gets irritated easily on my face and head, so I have to be gentle when cleaning/grooming. Slight gyno and some fat on the hips, but nothing gross (to me anyway).

Other than that I'm okie dokie.

>>7662650
Your pupp would never let you fuck samurbi?
How does that make you feel?

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>>7662692
>Your pupp would never let you fuck samurbi?
That is still to be determined.

>>7662698
Have you been making them natty gains?
You gotta be at least 250lbs between 17%-20% bf to have the samurbi ride you.

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>>7662706
>You gotta be at least 250lbs between 17%-20% bf to have the samurbi ride you.

IT'S JUST A FALLACYYYYY~

>>7662726
Look at dem child "bear"ing hips

>>7662750
That was terribly cute.

>>7662726
DELET this

>mascgen is worse than gaygen now when it comes to trips and namefags
Hysterical.

>>7662726
Drop the pants and bend over little twink.

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>>7662772
>caring about stupid shit
Now that's hysterical.

>>7662779
Then why was mascgen made? Why does every thread start with retarded rules that you guys don't even follow?

Oh right, you needed a safe space to spam about whoever the fuck these namefags are.

>>7662784
>Then why was mascgen made?

Was made, because at a time gaygen it was simply too gaaay and full of gaygen regulars and their gaygen inside joke/memes. All day everyday it was. Granted now it's pretty dead since that discord absorbed most of the cancer, but mascgen is still my go to for small talk.

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>>7662726
>no muscle mass

What happened? You should look like this by now.

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>>7662798
There's muscle. It's just under a layer of fat is all. I don't religiously lift too, so I'm not gonna be anywhere near that pic in less than half a year. Also that guy looks like a manlet, so of course he's gonna look beefy and get beefy faster too.

Hows your progress going though?

>>7662805
LEWD

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>>7662805
Slow and steady.

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>>7662815
>Slow and steady
Exactly.

Takes time and patience.
>>7662809
Indeed.

>>7662825
How often do you lift a week Mr. Bearbie?

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>>7662852
3-5 times a week for about an hour each time.

>>7662921
Post nonlewd leg gains and routine

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>>7662921
>23 and still hairless

>>7662966
Same here. Well, I'm 22 but still. It's better to just accept it tbqh thankfully not that many guys are exclusively into hairy dudes.

>>7663007
but i want to be fuzzy

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>>7662960
I do 5-6 plate seated squats, 300lbs leg extenders and 3.5 plate calf raises. Can't take a pic of my legs right now.

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>>7663239
Please post legs senpai

>>7663299
that's not senpai silly, that's sp :)

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>>7663299
Post your legs.

What's cracking mascgen? Any british lads here?

Been on a Mitchell and Webb spree lately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6Hf0PtBmyo

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>>7663743
I did but here is another one

>>7663774
https://youtu.be/bgxzSUxxRzE

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>>7663876
Damn. How long have you been lifting for?

Here's what I got going at the moment.
Gonna be heading out to the gym soon. Leg day.

>>7663898
One of their finest. Alongside Speedo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfbj6Y2Mss

You like 'em too anon?

>>7663914
I just know of the homeopathy video

>>7663906
why do you syrup niggers lack calves?

>>7664036
>generalizing an entire population over one person

Don't be stupid on purpose.

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>>7664036
Hey my calves are thicker than most, so you shut your whore mouth.

>>7664110
>calves thicc

Oh hun, it's okay, you don't have to lie
You have a thicc tumtum and that's all that matters

>>7641768
that guy look 25. Not a daddy.

>>7642638
I know a few super chub guys who are very masculine, and i never have a problem with messy bums. Dicks run the gamut, a couple huge ones, mostly average.

>>7664671
You've met some weathered 25 year olds, anon

>>7642638
Bear queens actually make me cringe.

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Fugg how do you delete zeemap pins? I made a drunk mistake and now I can't undo it.

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>have a beard but am skinny and not tall

I creep myself out

>>7659536
I could be better but, overall I can't complain judging from the past sexual encounters I've had. Most guys I've had sex with were definitely 7's or higher by my standards.

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>>7663906
Leg day is best day

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>>7664806
>it's locked behind the paywall
Time to commit the seppuku

>>7662784
I'm going to be completely honest about this. I've joined two Discord servers from /lgbt/ threads. They're both barely tolerable. The conversation in this thread keeps me 10 times more interested than both of those servers combined.

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>>7664950
Fuck yeah leg day

>>7664950
>still flat ass
>>7665445
>actually looking like a chicken drumstick

>tfw even when you don't miss leg day your lower body STILL looks fucked
LOL

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Question for masc4fems

What music do you associate with fucking/topping qt bottom guys?

>>7665465
post legs bb gurl

>>7665485
already did, nice attempt at deflection tho
must suck to 'work' so hard for something and it still looks fucked huh

>>7665500
of the legs that have been posted, i don't get why you're being such a cunt.

I matched with a guy on tinder and after answering a question he asked me I asked him how he got the nickname he mentioned in his profile ('ugly duckling') and he said it was because his family is attractive attractive and then they had him

this is literally the third message between us, what do I say? I'm a kissless virgin and have no idea how to do anything and I don't just want to be like "I think you're attractive" because I don't know how to do that right, but even more than that I'd like to say something that keeps the flow going well

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>>7664220
You sassy ho. I didn't say they were anything thicc. I just said they were at least thicker than the normal stick mode most guys have going on. Just to clarify of course no hate tbqh.

>>7665599
He's fishing for a compliment, anon. Just slyly say that the nickname doesn't fit or something

>>7665655
I have no fucking clue how to be sly
What do I do

>>7665500
which legs are yours bb gurl?

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>>7665881
Bump that ass up you mean.

>>7665904
>>7665620
post young people not old people

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>>7665931
Why don't you do that yourself, k.

>old white 4/10 men general
So this is where that delusional fatso went after discord shitted on him...

>>7665995
Umph. Would submit to him and be his cock slave

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>>7666070
The thirst is strong in this one.

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>>7665995
okay now you

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>>7666154
Here's a two in one for you.

>>7665599
>>7665655
>>7665705
bump?

>>7666178
eh the hair is a bit trying too hard
still making me feel more alone though so I guess that means I'm attracted

>>7666179
>>>/adv/

How do I find a bara to fuck me in real life? I don't want a casual hookup though, just a cute bf. :x

>>7666204
I want advice from gay people that are contained to this thread help me

>>7666242
stop being a needy faggot.

>>7654258
>tfw almost up to 2 pl8 squats x 10 reps

When do I get the bubble butt?

>>7666263
stop being a projecting little bitch and answer the goddamn question
or at least give me something better to do than just ">>>/adv/" bullshit

>>7666326
You don't want an answer. You just want to talk about your trivial problems.

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remember to report shitposters

>>7666405
Pathetic. What would drive a man to save that picture on his computer and go on day in, day out posting it to a korean knitting tournament image board? And not only that, but going through the trouble of solving a captcha and waiting a minute before each post.

Tell me, where did the evil gay man touch you?

>>7666468
>evil gay men
can't tell, they are all kinda evil

>>7662921
Holy cow, what a beautiful man. Hope he's having a wonderful day, wherever he is

It's about that time to roll for a new edition

>>7666629
FEET
E
E
T

>>7666349
it isn't even a problem I'm just shit at talking and rely on strangers on a cantonese sock website for answers
and you're still projecting

>>7662805
I'm happy with it. After a longer break, I'm almost back to full strength and frequency. Gotta get that summer-bod happening.

>>7666629
/out/ edition pls

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>>7665465
>tfw can WHT 4 plate for reps and still have a flat ass

Someday I'll have a bubblebutt someday

>>7666629
If dubs Jocks and sports edition

>>7667606
Jocks and gym edition

>>7667606
Guy's and dogs/pups edition

>>7666971
say "awww! they're too mean to you. I happen to think you're very attractive."
Additionally, if you want to be cheeky/flirty add "But I guess your family could all be 10/10s... Do you have a brother? *wink face*"
This should keep the conversation going and on a flirty note. However, based on your posts in this thread so far, I doubt the conversation will last very long before he realises you're most definitely not a nice guy or a catch.
Happy hunting!

Some asshole start a new edition. I started this one I can't do it every time baka

>>7668507
>>7668507
>>7668507

>>7667327
Try weighted walking lunges, I feel it in my glutes like nothing else. And I get complemented on my ass a lot.