Gay General - Shadilay Edition

hi

anyone else watching:
http://hewillnotdivide.us/

and laughing?

who /small mouth/ here

feels moderately bad

>>7637389
Nice bait but I'm not coming back you bullies

>>7637239
Not that much of a meme. My bf and I voted trump.

>>7637389
Curious question
For those who have kids or want kids, would you care about your child's sexuality? And if you do, would you want/not want your child to be gay like you? Personally I would want my child to be straight simply because I want them to have an easier life. Being straight would help them more socially and they would'nt have to go through the whole closet process or having to miss out on exploring sexuality in their teenage years.

>>7637455
>I'm not coming back you bullies
Who're you?

>>7637345
Any tips?

>>7637475
you're not going to ruin your asshole unless you become a bad dragon fist whore

>>7637440
>He will not divide us
He already did.

>>7637463
>le us gays are so oppressed and witchhunted, it's much harder for us, than any privileged straight white cis male

>>7637444
>trips
how do you know if you have a small mouth?

>>7637455
I too am curious, are you irishanon? he seemed to have just vanished

>>7637490
I've seen some pretty fucked up videos on the internet. Boypussies that stay gaped and weird, but also ones that take huge man dicks, but look completely fresh and perfect right after.

>>7637498
by looking in the mirror
it's not something extraordinary though (people wont turn their heads in the streets thinking how a human being can have such a small mouth), I just like broader mouths better

>>7637463
I'd honestly be a little disappointed if the turned out gay. But that's to be expected with two dads.

What do you honestly think of dickgirls?

What annoys you about them??

>>7637540
Degenerates.

>>7637518
gaping is normal, it goes back quickly. you can make your ass gape a little just by relaxing lol
you have to be doing some extreme stuff to permanently damage your ass

>>7637540
i don't think so them

>>7637554
>you can make your ass gape a little just by relaxing

I tried that but I can't do it.

>>7637493
You

>>7637559
it's not as easy to relax your anus as people think, but if you get on your knees with your ass in the air for a while and focus on it, you can make it open a little. not like 4 hour fuck session tier, but a little
kegels are easy to do if you're really worried, but you're just psyching yourself out about it really

>>7637574
>implying it isn't easier for guys to get boyfriends than girlfriends
>implying you have to worry about making a guy pregnant and ruining your life
>implying a guy will lure you into marriage and ruin your life

>>7637587
replace pregnancy and marriage with aids

>>7637595
If you're not a vapid whore you wont get aids, and aids can be cured, babies can't.

>>7637389
Doesn't seem to be a good discord.

>>7637540
Literally girls with dicks.
That's not a good thing.

dicks should be men only.

>head onto any app
>19 year olds wanting to settle down and have kids
Honestly gays these days are so fucking retarded it's unbelievable.

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>>7637608
>aids can be cured

>>7637623
it's like those sad girls who get married at 18 to their first high school bf
i guess there's bound to be a gay counterpart

>>7637630
I don't get it. I just don't. You're gay, you have the world in front of you and nature basically said you know what, don't bother with kids, they're fucking stupid anyways... and yet these Nancy's go out to find a 'husband' to go adopt some kids with and these kids wind up being underachievers because duh, good kids don't come from homes with desperate gays.

when is the next gay illuminati meeting?

i forgot what's on the agenda

>>7637630
There are cases of aids being cured, and technology is advancing. Women will never stop being horrible heartless selfish creatures.

>>7637640
we ditched the illuminati
any organization that lets that ugly hag jay z in is not worth it

we've just partnered with walmart thoooooooooo
so free condoms w/ your walmart purchase

>>7637637
i think it's a desire to assimilate
they wanna be 'normal', and the opposite of the gay aidswhore stereotype is the middle class gay couple next door completely devoid of sexuality

>>7637646
idk computer says no, but i'd be interested to see some proof if you had it
but cure for babies is murder tho so there's always a way out

>>7637670
I mean the twisted part is, they're also usually the ones who ditch condoms early because 'im so committed to him'
Little do they know their man greg has been fucking the entire block too.

>>7637670
Murder gets you a ticket to jail, loving a man doesn't. Especially in 2017, and in the future. Being gay in our day and age is way easier than being straight,

>>7637684
Did you just imply that all straight people are murderers, and that makes them the real victims?

>>7637684
>Gay is easy
>Hookup culture
>Everyone has aids/HIV
>Many gays pretend to be a female
>Flamers
>Gay descrimination isn't still happening in the USA
>My parents accept me for being a gay

>>7637700
Are you illiterate?

>>7637704
>all of these baseless implications and projecting

>>7637709
>You have a problem free life being gay

>>7637700
Did you just imply all gay people have aids, and that makes them the real victims?

>>7637700
all straight people murder my patience

>>7637716
>You have a problem free life being straight

>>7637704
It's easy to see what you're doing you disease. When you insult gay people, you go out of your way to repeat the cishet propaganda verbatim. When you "insult" straight people, you compliment them on the smell of their asscrack, and then add an invisible "/le sarcasm s" that's harder to find than Schrodinger's cat after the part where you begged for their dingleberries. You cishet do this everywhere on the internet, which is why none of the LGBT associate with any part of internet culture outside of hookups. They can barely tolerate just the cishet they find on grindr.

>>7637735
I haven't insulted any gays, sensor pad

>>7637735
Post so retarded I was expecting you to use "sweetie" at some point.

>>7637751
You just did you disease. You think I've already forgetten your last diseasepost?

>>7637767
>forgetten

I was arguing with that guy originally, but I can't help step in for him. You're so cringy.

>>7637773
But I don't give a shit about your lies you cishet disease.

>>7637801
>being this degenerate

Get medicine.

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>>7637825

>>7637520
It'd make your bf feel bigger while blowing him at least

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>>7637837

hes back!
ilu

>>7637872
thanks i'm lonely and need attention so here i am

>>7637872
Who is he? Should I love him too?

>>7637389
>https://discord.gg/mggAB2g

that's the wrong discord dummy

>>7637883
a sad middle aged man who generated a fanbase by spending all his time here

>>7637910
What do I need to do to make you happy, daddy?

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>>7637923

>>7637935
Hey man, you said you were sad, and in need of attention, just trying to be nice.

yo guys if you dont already do this, when youre showering lather up your dick n balls and clean them with SOAP

not only is it just hygenic it also feels real good, man

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>>7637944
>daddy

>>7637959
>middle aged man

I thought you would think it's cute, no idea you'd get offended

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I want to meet more gay guys at uni.

Ive been thinking maybe i should take up a really gay hobby, like ice skating or theatre.

What are the gayest hobbies?

>>7637996
baby girl everyone @ ur uni can already tell you're gay
you've got the most severe gay face & voice on the planet

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>>7637972
i'm not offended, it's just comical b/c this is a picture of me

>>7637996
theater would be easier to get into and goof off in i think
but you could probably find a gay group for whatever your current hobbies are pretty easily

>>7638003
yes maam
come through with that receding hairline redhead footballer in the back but cute highschool scene girl in the front!!!

>>7637957
Who showers without soap???? Do they wash the dishes without soap???

>>7638003
Nice twinkbod.

>>7638003
You said sad middle aged man, not a cute smooth femboy. I tried my best.

>>7638013

do you think i could get involved with theatre without acting? i hate acting, but i could probably help carry stuff and other handiwork behind the scenes i think

>>7638020

i usually wash my chest, pits, neck and groin with soap but just use water for the rest. i only ever fully soap up when i know im about to have sex.

is that gross?

>>7638015
close, it's actually single church aunt in the back and cute high school scene boy in the front

>>7638023
i'm pretty sure that is a picture of a child

>>7638026
i'm a doughy 24 year old

>>7638033
there's also like stagecraft, directing, costuming, and makeup
so there's a lot of options outside of acting but they get pretty involved

>>7637996
Get into any art desu desu I chose painting (my other degree) and the gay guys are already monogamous and tied down though

But since you're at university just join the LGBT club

>>7638037
I don't know what doughy means, but 24 years old isn't middle aged, kid.

>>7638046
it means fat and that was the joke, guy

>>7638033
Not especially but you may as well soap the rest while you're at it (apart from the face which should only be washed with water). Also I hope groin includes your buttcrack

>>7637996
Join a club

>>7637996
Theatre is probably a good bet. You don't even need acting skills, there's usually room for set crew.

>tfw I was the main role in our high school theatre play
>we won a reward and a ticket to the "national theatre championship"
>would have been on TV
>teacher ticked me off 5 days before the event
>said I'm not going
>they had to get a sub in 5 days
>didn't even get top 5

Worth.

>>7638020
Soap is bad for the skin of you bathe once a day or more.

>>7638098
What'd they do?
Seems like you might just be a diva

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>tfw this will never be you

>>7638160
ftmbois are so lucky

>>7638126
The teacher who was in charge of the theatre club had a very big ego, because her husband used to be one of the most popular performers in the country, and he was leading us as well. My mom taught the same subject as her (in a different school), also turned out all three of them were in the same uni when they were younger, and her husband used to have a crush on my mom.

So I overheard her talking mad shit about my mom with some other teachers, confronted her and made a scene in front of half the school, she told me I'm a stupid teen and my opinion doesn't matter, so I just said fuck that.

>>7638176
that's just being fat.

I think Im straight in denial.

Like I want to be gay but im not aroused by most gay porn

either that or im really picky

>>7638204
>>>autism dot org
they can help

>>7638215
i guess i deserved that one

>>7638196
>he doesn't wanna be a chunky mpregnant baraftm bear
bye

>>7638204
lots of people aren't into porn
if you're not attracted to guys then you should probably question yourself

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>>7638204

I think I'm asexual in denial. I want to suck cocks and get fucked in the bp, but I'm too scared of men to even attempt gay sex.

>>7638230
literally me

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>>7638204

im the same - i love the thought of cuddling guys and gay sex in theory, but i never pop boners after seeing hot guys or really seek out porn. used to really stress me out.

but i talked to a sex psychologist and it turns out im just someone whos very receptive, sexually. it means i only get horny when other guys initiate things with me. and sure enough, every time i actually get in bed with a guy im 100% raring to go

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>>7638223

>>7638223
>a chunky mpregnant baraftm bear
Aka a fat "masc" woman with facial hair?
Might as well go for a real man then.

I don't even know why I come here you're all normies who have had at least 50 sexual partners and a bf and a side bf

>>7637904
What's the right one?
Or any good chat for that matter.

>>7638230
>>7638239
perhaps find a cute girl with a penis :^)
maybe she won't be so intimidating
but really idk i'm the same way, sex is nice but guys are ridiculous and i get all anxious and honestly i'd rather just jerk off

>>7638244
hahah
i really don't get this fetish at all

>>7638248
>tfw not born a fat masc woman with facial hair
:'(

>>7638249
wow, where'd all the neets go

>>7638180
That actually sounds pretty reasonable. Shame you had to miss out csuse the director was a bitch.

>>7638249

ive had 4 sexual partners and no bfs
im 18

am i a normie?

>>7638249
>you're all normies who have had at least 50 sexual partners and a bf and a side bf
>those accusations
I'm a kissless virgin.
I'm still pure.

>>7638249
Do you really believe this lmao?

>>7638249
Actually I'm a diagnosed autist with 12 sexual partners and I'm not really looking for a man right now to satisfy my needs.

Thank you and goodnight.

>>7638258
>girl with a penis

Degenerate, makes me sick.

>intimidating

It's not exactly that, I honestly don't know how to explain it.

What was the deal with those posters who were shittalking gay people getting married and having families?

>>7638283
>>>/trash/
Maybe you'll find a boyfriend there who will love to adopt some uggos.

>>7638249
I am 25 and have had nothing

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>>7638258

>>7638302
Why do you give advice to people then?

>>7638283
i don't think it was so much talking shit about marriage and families
but more that it was super young guys doing it

>>7638302
that sounds ominous

>>7638307
he looks like he's just let out a huge fart

>>7638260
>Shame you had to miss out

I only joined the club because they got to skip school for practise, and because I had a crush on a girl (lol). Wasn't even good at it, I was picked for the main role, because everyone was shit. I also didn't wanna be seen playing the cringy character I got on national TV

>>7638314
do I?

>>7638317
does it?

>>7638348
if you have nothing then you have nothing to lose
you're capable of anything and that frightens me

That fucking resident evil game doesn't even look good.

>>7638283
>shittalking gay people getting married and having families
I would do too.

>>7638374
creating a family is a feasible end goal in life, creating people who will take care of you when the time comes. even if you are obsessed with going against the grain it just makes sense.

>>7638364
i played the demo a while ago and it wasn't that interesting
i get that they're goin for a not-action approach but it was boring

>>7638385
>implying families care about each other

>>7638385
>having a happy go luck family
That's contrary to my existence.

Let's play a game. Give your top 3 favorite video games of all time, and we find bfs based on that.

1. Chrono Trigger
2. THPS up to 4
3. Diablo 2

Boyfriend me.

>>7638385
>it just makes sense
*giggles*

>>7638396
I don't get why everyone is excited for it. I thought people were tired of the whole Amnesia-esque games already.
I miss the campy Resident Evil. The one with sailor outfits and cheesy dialogues.

>>7638356
>have had nothing
from a relationship standpoint, I am certainly not capable of anything

>>7638364
I honestly don't resident evil anymore, wasn't it about the umbrella corp making a zombie virus at some point?

>>7638408
I like a lot of stuff so it's hard to pick just 3 but I like these ones a lot
1. Majora's Mask
2. Shadow of the Colossus
3.Okami

>>7638409
they wanna be silent hill too bad

>>7638435
Such a shame.

>>7638434
Yeah it was exactly about that at one point.

>>7638408
I don't know about all time. Currently just enjoying Overwatch, Witcher 3, and Alpha Protocol.
I guess if I was forced to choose favorites to play over and over again, it would be Mirror's Edge, Spyro, and Heavy Rain. I'm a mess.

>>7638408

1. Morrowind
2. GTA San Andreas
3. Team Fortress 2

>>7638465
You'd be worth a hook up.

>>7638408
i like earthbound, pokemon, and persona which makes me sound like a gamer girl but i promise i don't have a life and sit around playing video games all day

>>7638463
>Overwatch

If I was edgy I'd wish aids upon you.

>>7638476
If you replaced earthbound with animal crossing you would 100% be a gamer girl.

>>7638477
Oh no thank you I don't play Reaper.

>>7638484
earthbound absorbed all of homestuck's fandom tho it's real bad
i play junkie and ana mostly

>>7638484
No you play a trash cancer game that helps enable the destruction of gaming. Also, if your husbando isn't 76 or the big armor guy, you deserve no boyfriends ever.

>>7638473

I couldn't really think of what else to put for the 3rd, I've just put so many hours into TF2 and it's something I've consistently come back to even if it's kinda shitty these days

Other choices would be Xenoblade Chronicles, Super Metroid, or Witcher 3

>>7638512
Ok normie, didn't ask about your life story.

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>>7638497
I thought homestuck largely moved on to undertale or was that just some temporary thing?

Junkie is underrated and Ana is still so fucking good even with the grenade nerf. I just can't stop playing symmetra. Especially with the new game mode for the event, I just sit on the flag with my turrets surrounding me.

>>7638505
I enjoy the destruction of gaming. Switch looks like fun.
Husbando is Mccree sorry friend of mine.

>>7638526
i'm really bad at ana but somehow she's my #2 most played
also its like a concurrent thing i think
earthbound, homestuck, and undertale are the holy trinity of that type of person

>>7638526

Nerf Ana more, buff Mercy

>>7638526

Also shoulda put up a shield generator, I've won so many koth matches thanks to a friend going symmetra and putting up a shield generator.

>>7638408
Morrowind
Ghost Trick
Metal Gear Solid

>>7638546

Oh man I forgot about Ghost Trick, game was great.

>>7638535
delete merc

>>7638543
Yep, usually what I do. Or if it's a capture the point map and I somehow got through, a teleporter gets set up ASAP.

>>7638533
That makes sense sadly. What do you like about EB anyways?

>>7638546
Depends what MGS is your favorite though...

>try to mention one of my hobbies in an attempt to fit in, and spark conversations
>everyone starts talking about the game I hate the most

Lonely forever, might as well end it.

>>7638555
my grandma used to play it with me when i was little which is hoaky and gross but it stuck with me

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>>7638555

No, Mercy is my favorite, she's still good, just overshadowed by Ana.

>>7638558
>people conversing
>i need to point out how i dont like what they are conversing about that'll get them on my side
You're doing it all wrong, here I'll demonstrate.
What have you been playing lately friend?

>>7638565
That's really cute. It does seem like one of those games that sticks with people decades after.
Have you tried Stardew Valley or Lisa by any chance?

In no order:
1. Final Fantasy Series
2. TWEWY
3. Bayonetta

...probably

>>7638249
Eyo, chumly, don't forget about your boy, me, who hasn't gone outside or talked to anyone in years. What up, son. Ayyyyy.

>>7638408
The thing about that is that that it's stupid.

>>7638552
It just feels so good playing that game

Everything about it is presented so well
>>7638555
first MGS

it was the first MGS I played so I remember it the fondest

>>7638578
Just CSGO, and Diablo 3 until the new season got boring. I bought a bunch of games during the steam sale, but don't feel like playing any of them.

What about you?

>>7638577
damn boy

>>7638578
i've never heard of those games

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>>7638577
triggered 2bh
Honestly I can't into her rez. I keep just rezzing one person before an entire fight because I feel bad that I have rez and they're dead.

>>7638581
Bayo 2 is fucking g o a t

>>7638584
bet he says overwatch

>>7638586
>i've never heard of those games

Typical "gamer" girl.

>>7638591

Well now that it takes longer to charge you have to use it at good times, holding on to it can be good, but even rezzing one person can turn the tide of a battle quickly. Other times if people are staying alive and not dying too much it's best to save it for an ult push, stay back, let the enemy team blow their ults and kill your team, then you rez them. It's just all about predicting how a battle will go.

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>>7638602

>>7638604

Typically if I see at least 2 people dead in range of rez I'll pop it, I usually don't rez a single person unless I believe they can really make a difference. I've definitely had single rezzes that turned the tide of a fight.

>>7638583
>first MGS
Then you're a qt in my books.
First one is legendary. I actually don't mind 4 either.

>>7638584
That's how the sales get you!
What tier/rank are you in GO? Also when was the last time they even updated Diablo 3? Weren't they supposed to release a second expansion...
In addition to overwatch (sorry), GTAV. Kind of want to get into speedrunning it.

>>7638586
You should try them. SV if you love animal crossing type games. Lisa if you want something a lil emo.

>>7638408
1. Fallout New Vegas
2. Silent Hill 2
3. Beyond Good & Evil

No particular order

>>7638604
>It's just all about predicting how a battle will go
I'm awful at that. I can carry my weight in a game, carry the team 2bh, but when it comes to saving up Mercy's rez, I'm a bumbling idiot.

>>7638610
2 Seems to be the safe number. Still doesn't it get so annoying when you're saving up that rez for 2+ people, it happens, but they're far away from each other, and then you try to find the special spot that reaches both of them, but one already respawned and so you waste your rez anyways ;_;

>>7638613
i googled them and they didn't inspire much in me

>>7638609
People posting women in gaygen triggers me.

>>7638613
I'm GE obviously. D3 wont get an expansion soon, just a shitty necromancer DLC. And because they're focusing manpower on trash games like OW, HS, and HOTS. And before you say I hate the games because I haven't played them. I was semi pro in HOTS beta.

I bought KoF 13 from the sale, but don't play it because it's too hard. Wish I had a bf to teach me how to play.

>>7638618
>Beyond Good & Evil
sequel when?

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>>7638637
i love kof but my favorites always end up being one-shots so its hard to really find a main

>>7638618
Thoughts on fallout 4?

>>7638631
That's ok. Isn't there a new persona coming out soon?

>>7638637
Have they priced the DLC yet?
Everyone hates games for their own valid reason. I could never get into HOTS.

I could teach you how to button mash but that's as far as I'll go.

>>7638649
Is that a guy? What does a pointed tone mean anyways? My favorite is Takuma, what about you?

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>>7638642
>sequel when?
Probably get a full trailer during E3 since it was already announced by Ubi.

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>>7638613
fucking Psycho Mantis though

I spent five fucking hours trying to beat him before I asked a friend how to beat him

>>7638651
They haven't, but I've heard it wont be more than 20 bucks, possibly 10-15. Yeah HOTS is a trash game, with no reason to exist, just like OW.

>>7638662
I'm hurt.
Probably shouldn't be more than 20. Damn blizzjews though. Where's the rumored D2 remake aaaaaaa

>>7638661
Thanks for bringing up repressed memories. I also struggled with laughing octopus in 4. Full on pleb tbqh

>>7638651
it was supposed to come out in a couple weeks but it got pushed back to april
i may or may not be watching a let's play of the japanese one b/c i'm pathetic

>>7638657
yes, it means you sound defensive, momoko (11), may lee (2002), and shen woo

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>>7638682
Well besides the new hero, you get stash tabs, and a bunch of other shit I forgot about, so the price should be justified. Should be free, but still not that jewish.

Speaking of diablo, did anyone ever play the /vg/ diablo 2 private server? There were two canadian crosdressers in the community I'd skype with, switching between male and female voices. Gotta admit it was hot.

>>7638691
Not sure how I sound defensive, but maybe. Also I just googled that gif. Don't judge, but this guy is hot as fuck.

>>7638691
you're not pathetic for doing so, but why not import?

>>7638706
Am canadian, but am not a crossdresser no ma'am. Hope you find your long lost qts.

>>7638706
Why is that man wearing makeup, wig, and womens clothes?

>>7638682
he was being funny about it too

"plug the controller in the other hole"
"put it in number two, that's how you beat him"

I thought he was just being a smartass because he knew I'm gay, you can only imagine my surprise when it actually worked

>>7638716
>Posting in a gay thread
>doesn't know Willam

>>7638706
b/c you said posting women triggers you
it's okay, you're just a tranny chaser nbd

>>7638714
Did you play in the server? I don't know what they looked like and if they were qt honestly, but it was just the most fun playing with them.

>>7638716
He's a drag queen. I'm not really into that, but can't deny he's attractive.

>>7638729
he looks like if skeletor was a 40 year old twink out of drag

>>7638725
No, I hate trannies, but a guy dressing as a girl for fun is different. And really, what's the point of posting women in a gay thread?

>>7638651
>Thoughts on fallout 4?

Good
>Customization
>Settlement construction and management
>Gun mechanics
Bad
>Linear storyline (the reason I prefer NV to 3 is the stronger RPG elements)
>Bugs

Overall a great game, for me about the same ranking as Fallout 3 but still short of New Vegas probably because I have a character with 1200 hrs in NV and the stronger RPG elements

>>7638736
because that is the reaction i wanted to express

>>7638720
the entire fight is genius, and that's hysterical
god i miss those years tbqh

>>7638729
Is the /vg/ thread still going?
I haven't no. I've played in some private servers but don't think it was the /vg/ one.

>>7638737
That seems to be the common view. Same as 3, but not as good as NV. I really hope this isn't indicative of the next Elder Scrolls though, but I think they're separate teams so I don't know why I'm worrying.

>>7638749
he is not 29

>>7638745
No, diablo generals only last for a week at the start of each season, and the d2 server was around for a few months max, and that was a few years ago.

>>7638733
I don't know about that, but I'd make sweet gay love with him regardless.

>>7638756
that's cute, he's a slut so you have a good chance

>>7638765
lol this is literally me

>>7638760
>implying someone as famous as that that probably even pornstar tier guys want to bone, would be ok with an uggo like me

And I'm not paying for sex either.

>>7638769
What city?

>>7638776
lol don't doxx me

>>7638775
well how was i to know you're ugly

>>7638785
I'm posting on 4chan.

Any good gay chats

>>7638789
i met one of my bfs on gg and i was really fuckin upward with that one

>>7638796
yea @ my backyard

>>7638794
i thought u just posted old men

>>7638780
I can't. What city? So I can believe it's you. You're a cutie

>>7638800
Am I gonna be your next bf?

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>>7638815

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>>7638807
I was actually just joking haha!

>>7638821
What traits do you like in a guy, so I can work on myself before we meet?

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>>7638803
No, just posting randoms now. I'd fuck the guy if he wasn't such a wigger or ligger, whatever the latino equivalent is.

>>7638789
bitch did you just try to come for me

>>7638824
weak-willed

>>7638837
Does that mean you're looking for a submissive bottom or what?

>>7638827
Chill out butters.

>>7638825
me @ the ad

>>7638803
Reeeeeeeeeeew

>>7638843
no it means i'm an ugly shrew and someone with too much self esteem would leave me

>>7638843
How can I chill out when the reflection that is staring back at me is putting voodoo curses on me and telling me to go back to africa where you belong. I'm not even black!

>>7638853
I have a lot of self esteem, but not sexually. For example, I've never lost a fight, but I also have a few embarrassing sex experiences. Take that as you will.

>>7638865
disgusting

>ugh I have no bf
>I'm gonna be mean to everyone who posts here

This general

>>7638871
i'm just domineering and passive aggressive which is why i don't date desu (not that i have much of a choice ha ha, am i right ladies?)

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>>7638872
You don't like Latinos?

>>7638874
me

Any good discords I can join?

I post butt

>>7638877
>domineering and passive aggressive

Not really bad qualities, but depends on the situation. Need examples.

>>7638877
ideal 2bh but only if you refrain from leaving passive aggressive post-it notes everywhere

>>7638888
>I post butt

woah dude a butt?

>>7638889
>not awful qualities in a bf
you reachin

>>7638893
i've never left a sticky note for someone

>>7638888
everyone posts butt
post butt and face if you really wanna stand out

>>7638880
I don't like people who do that face

>>7638902
And rainbow socks

>>7638905
I'll post them separately but not in the same pic

>>7638910
wow what the fuck thats where I draw the line

what if you contributed with some interesting conversation topic that got some discussion and contributed to the knowledge of everyone involved

>>7638880
Kip split from LaFawnduh?

>>7638910
so there's nothing setting you apart from all the other nameless asses

>>7638915
>interesting conversation
>gaygeneral

>>7638905
ok then we're good 2 go
im reading the power of now though so my will might not be so weak in about a week, so watch out bitch

>>7638905
>you reachin

What do you mean, it's better than being a passive beta opinionless boring person.

>>7638924
it means you're doing mental gymnastics to make me seem not so bad lol

>>7638923
is that a self help book

>>7638920
I mean I see no butts and a lot of talk. Clearly the conversation must be interesting

>>7638932
yeah it's a self help book
but the question is, if a person who cant help themselves reads a self help book, does the book actually help the self?

>>7638932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2k6zMCsVrY

My sound when trying to converse with you. Giving me you's already makes you a decent person, or maybe I'm just too charismatic, and everyone wants to talk to me. 8)

>>7638871
Lmao wtf are you even talking about people with self-esteem don't usually get in "fights" and it is a ridiculous thing to base your confidence in.

Physical or verbal desu sounds autistic as hell actually. Or stupid.

>>7638949
>got attacked on the street
>stood up for myself

Well sorry I didn't run away.

>>7638955
I got attacked on the street and you know what I did the good gay Judy that I am? I death dropped.
Those bitches were s l a y e d.

I was still robbed tho

>>7638905
I dunno how to take good pictures especially not one of my whole body

Tfw no one to take pictures of you :( tfw shitty bathroom mirror :(

>>7638942
i'm not good with philosophy, i'm too shallow for this

>>7638946
idk about that but i've been told i'm charismatic so maybe that's why you love me so much
this song is nice

>>7638951
>i'llplayforpartyfavors.png

>>7638962
that sucks
i was thinking about getting a lighting set up b/c the lighting in my room is so bad

>>7638962
Study me and i'll take pictures for you to send to chad.

>>7638955
Where do you live where that's happened more than once wtf I lived in Detroit 3 years and never once got accosted.

People say Detroit is dangerous and then I hear shit like this.

And if it was only once you realize it was 30seconds out of 90 years in your life? Base your confidence in your personality and lifestyle desu not self defense lord help these fools

>>7638964
I don't love you, I'm just trying to get to know you, so I can start loving you possibly.

>>7638961
Uhh, so you mean you knocked them the fuck out, but they still took your things? I'm not very good with slang like that.

>>7638964
oh no baby it wasn't philosophy, it was a math question
the answer was 3
thank

>>7638975
how noble
also you need a crash course in drag, hennty

>>7638969
miss prada

>>7638980
i failed math twice in high school (mostly because i was a lazy student but also because i'm bad at math)

>>7638993
i don't think you're actually bad at math
a lot of the methods used in schools around the world are fucking awful tho, and the whole grading concept ruins the potential for people to get comfortable with math

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Lol wut

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>>7638981
Who?

Some drag?

>>7638968
I don't wanna say where I live, but keep in mind I don't live in a ghetto, people are just people, and maybe I'm unlucky. I've been jumped by people from behind, had a knife pulled on me, and stuff like that. Such is life.

Also, I didn't say I base my confidence only on my ability to fight, it was just an example. What's wrong with that anyways? I'm just confident in being myself and not letting people stomp me. I don't know what you want from me.

>>7638981
>a crash course in drag, hennty

Not sure what that's supposed to mean. Just because I said that one drag dude was sexy.

>>7638949
lots of people get in fights over whatever stupid bullshit

you might get in one some day, psychdude. so don't be too hard on others

>>7639020
I've been in jail for assault friend so I know what he means but in my opinion (and from what I learned) violence is something to be forgotten about and never returned to so it's not part of my self image.

>>7639007
i don't think i've ever encounter a foot fetishist that was a dom or whatever

>>7639009
good effort, but mariah carey isn't actually a drag queen, just a bitch

>>7639012
the death drop post you were replying to was a drag thing

>>7639020
Why would you allow yourself to get in a situation that permits getting into a physical fight with someone over stupid shit?

>>7639012
Henny we get it, you're henny from the swamp.

>>7638915
Sure, let's talk about how no one posts butt.

>>7639035
No you heaux.

Who's miss drag

>>7639035
Oh, is it like in cartoons where they pretend they're dead?

>>7639034
Ok bro, but I never said or implied I'm a person that runs around starting shit with people for no reason and fighting in bars for fun. I don't deny violence is not the answer, but at the same time survival instincts are a thing.

What's your assault story, if you don't mind sharing?

Are stretch marks unacceptable on the booty?

I'm applying cocoa butter and vitamin e I've just kind of had them there all my life and I work out which doesn't help

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>>7639046
Welcome to the stage, Miss Drag.

>>7639062
Fucc mama

I did drag once as a joke and I looked better

>>7639039
>henny from the swamp

No idea what that is, too tired to google it either. Whatever you say.

>>7639039
>henny from the swamp
i love it

>>7639046
oh oops i misread what you were saying
miss prada is a youtube comedian, his new character is joanne the scammer
i was saying he looked similar to that guy, but i just realized i meant cazwell not miss prada anyway

>>7639034
You sound like you have read one too many self help books


>>7639039
>Why would you allow yourself to get in a situation that permits getting into a physical fight with someone over stupid shit?
You've never got drunk?

>>7639058
abusive relationship and instead of hitting him back I let him keep doing it for 6 months and after we both took a Xanax and he was beating me around I took a knife and cut the top of his arm. It wasn't deadly but I was afraid and called the ambulance since there was so much blood. So I had a month in jail for that.

It wasn't heroic or as epic as really defending myself I guess it was just weird to me you brought up fighting. Take no offense I'm buzzed on vodka.

>>7639060
>cocoa butter and vitamin e

Does that help? I got stretch marks on my shoulder from gaining muscle too fast. Kind of insecure about it, don't wear tank tops much.

>>7639058
a death drop is a voguing move
it's a bit overused desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL1d7kG3xv4

>>7639062
i cackled

>>7639079
Lol how? There are only two self help books I've read an reccomend "feel the fear and do it anyways" and "you can heal your life".

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>>7639070
>I did drag once as a joke
That's how it gets ya

>>7639076
the true queen

>>7639079
>You've never got drunk?
No actually tbqh

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Amen

>>7639088
It's worked on my biceps and scars I've had but not my butt some reason

>>7639083
Well I'm sorry you had to experience that. Please don't let anyone abuse you in the future, especially for 6 months at a time.

>cut the top of his arm

Reminds me of that one time a guy stabbed my triceps with a fork and left it in there.

>>7639097
Yeah but I hate having to come up with new ways to spell drag words or risk becoming irrelephant

>>7639094
Personally, a great self help book I recommend is called Steal Like an Artist.

>>7639090
Lmao so that's where "sickening" is from. Please stop getting me into drag. I don't need a new fetish.

>>7639099
>tfw never got the chance to try eating ass

>>7639121
>tfw never got the chance to try eating ass
hmu

>>7639132
*hits you up*

What's it like though? Assuming it's clean obviously, I think it should be just like licking skin. Does it feel amazing?

>>7639132
Don't worry senpai I got u both

>>7639121
drag's fun
desu i wouldn't entertain the thought of bangin a man who didn't eat ass

>>7639097
i couldn't think of something witty to say to this, so you can have the point

>>7639121
I recommend you watch Paris is Burning. The entire thing is on youtube

>>7639144
The feeling is a range of emotions really. It starts out feeling like someone is tickling you with their tongue, but then your entire body starts warming up and you literally can't help but wiggle.
From the top perspective it's mostly just about opening them up tho and getting some satisfaction from seeing them get heated.

>>7639144
It's smoother than most skin and warmer too. It's usually going to respond a little to your tongue which feels good. Then you can work your tongue into it and his balls and dick can be right in your face while you do it. It gets so lubed up and lose you want to be inside it immediately.

Eating the booty like groceries is probably the best thing ever.

>>7639150
Can you rephrase that to "wouldn't eat ass". Not everyone is that experienced. I'd die to try some ass.

>>7639154
Thanks, but I'll skip, I'm not into drag, just think some drag guys are handsome.

>>7639154
i heard they're making a musical about dorian corey lol

>>7639160
Yeah on the receiving end it tickles at first but then your ass just starts to melt and relax so it becomes awesome

>>7639170
i'll rephrase it to 'didn't eat my ass when the time came' b/c i don't like being told what to do but i'm also not unreasonable

>>7639160
>your entire body starts warming up

Honestly kind of hard to believe that. I hope I get my ass eaten someday though. I've had dreams about it, and woke up cumming. Got pretty shocked.

>>7639199
You wouldn't be able to tell if someone has never eaten ass anyways, until they start eating yours, and that point you wouldn't be able to say no.

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>>7639146
I'm down.

>>7639170
>some drag guys are handsome
You'd probably love Miss Fame then.

>>7639202
Betta believe.
Your entire body starts to slowly heat up, you start getting a little more relaxed and loose. You can't help but wiggle because it feels so good and slightly ticklish but you just want more, so much so you wish he could just shove his tongue straight through your body.
Trus & belib sis, it can get intense.

>>7639202
Depending on your mindset really any sexual act can make your whole body get warm. People get sweaty when banging even not because they're moving a lot they're just flushed with heat

>>7639207
you know damn well what i meant and i won't hear your semantics

>>7639210
desu i thought season 5 alaska was cute (pre-lip injections)
and laila is cute out of drag but also kind of looks like a goblin

>>7639210
Not my type, I prefer more manly looking ones, if that makes sense. That guy looks too much like a woman with that expression imo, and at that point it becomes unattractive.

>>7639210
>>7639212
>tfw no experienced bf to show me the tropes

>>7639220
From now on I'll lie to anyone that I've eaten ass, so when we meet irl, you wont be able to tell I'm lying, and fall straight into my trap.

>>7639094
It's uncanny how a guy like me can tell if someone reads self help books

read Anthony DeMello's book Awakening, it's the best in the genre
>>7639097
buy a six pack of beer, you're gonna either love it or hate it

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>>7639210
>Those fucking teeth
I aint kissing that shit.

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helo yes
is this bf?

>>7639250
no senor

>>7639235
if you're willing to eat my ass you've already fallen into the trap

>>7639245
she blacked her teeth out for the challenge lol

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>>7639220
Pearl, Milk, and Raja are god tier to me out of drag.

>>7639239
I actually don't like beer. I'll drink if it's in front of me, but I wouldn't ever go out and buy some 2bh
Besides, I tend to enjoy being completely sober and aware of my embarrassments.

>>7639245
lmao

>>7639265
hottest queen out of drag is hellvetika tho
like fuck me up manlet drag daddy [moaning emoji]

>>7639261
There's no trap, ass is ass. I doubt you're an unhygienic, broken asshole person.

Let's play a game. Everyone say one good physical quality they have. One because pretties would be limited to choosing their best one, and uggos are bound to have at least one, so it's fair.

I unironically believe I have 10/10 perfect sexy kissing lips.

>>7639261
>if you're willing to eat my ass you've already fallen into the trap
werk

>>7639239
I'll check it out onii-chan

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Want to have a nap but this lad is on your bed. What do?

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>>7639265
Look queens do nothing for me. Like to me Katya's references and knowledge make her so compelling to me

>>7639291
hey

-me

>>7639284
if you're willing to eat my ass you've fallen into my trap b/c i'm an awful person and you're so enamored with me that you force yourself to look past it to faceplant in my boochie

>>7639291
send him back to whatever skate park he rolled out of

>>7639265
The nice thing about being just a little drunk is that you know your "embarrassments" but you laugh at them and realize it was dumb so I dunno even once I'm sober again I feel a little better.

>>7639296
Back 2 /r/eddit u go katya fans
She didn't win (twice) rightfully so.

(((anus)))

>>7639306
I laugh @ myself during the embarrassments, cry an hour after the embarrassments, and then turn them into punchlines whenever I talk to people for the rest of eternity.
Basically, disastrous human being right here meep meep.

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>>7639284
Face

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>>7639301
I'm an awful person too, and two negatives make a positive.

Also, please stop introducing me to things I want that I'll never have. I had no idea who helvetika was. You also forgot about your one sexy physical quality.

>>7639296
we were talking about looks out of drag, i don't think anyone could argue that pearl is compelling lol
the queens that i find inspiring or whatever are like, trixie, alaska, milk, hellvetika, vander, rubberchild, etc

>>7639307
Filthy normie Alaska stan

Enjoy your affected vocal fry for life

>>7639320
i don't have any
he's really hot but has horrible self esteem, i'm pretty sure he's depressed

>>7639323
Alyssa here. Or Raja.
But yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees maaaaaawma

>>7639319
We have a Daventport among us

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>>7639265
>I tend to enjoy being completely sober and aware of my embarrassments.
I still dont know what happened in summer 2013 between me and this one russian guy because I was drunk

he won't even look at me in the eyes, just looks at his feet like a sad puppy

>>7639328
>i don't have any

Just say your earlobe or something. Everyone has one good quality. Stop being so self judgmental. It's cute, but you're going overboard.

>>7639341
i get cysts in my earlobes all the time

>>7639340
Sounds like a story I'd read.
title: I don't know what I did last summer in Russia but my bussy does: trying to learn the language of queefs to figure it out

>tfw want a small glass butt plug but too embarrassed to buy one

>>7639356
it's 2017, you don't have to go into a shop
just order one online

>>7639319
you look like you'd be fun to hangout with

>>7639360
It's still embarrassing, at least one person will know I bought it.

>>7639372
who? the person putting it into the box?
i guess you can stick to shoving household objects up your ass, but that's not that smart

>>7639372
Tell your conscious to shut the fuck up and if he spills your secret you'll kill him permanently.

Don't laugh, but are there any products you absolutely should use as a lube substitute? Would hand cream be ok for example?

>>7639379
Any household objects good enough? Maybe wrapped in a condom?

>>7639382
nothing with alcohol in it (aka hand creams)
use crisco or coconut oil

>>7639382
no stop and DONT do it

>>7639382
Lotions can and probably will burn at the very least. Cooking oil is probably the best substitute coconut oil being the best. Me and an ex used it exclusively can because its actually a great lube.