Gay General University Edition

>>7631011
just be yourself bro

LGBT society can be hit or miss. You might get a fun social one, or you might end up getting one full of literal autists and lesbians like my university does.

Yeah

>>7631040
It's the imperative of the strong to defend the weak, male or female.
I'd never hit him even playfully, unless it was something he said he was into

>>7631011
>>7631054
this or just try and find them around campus?
>tfw royally fucked up my education and probably never amount to much

>>7631068
pussy

>on grindr
> guy says he's str8

Lol wut

>>7631068
>It's the imperative of the strong to defend the weak, male or female.
"like hitting a girl" counts all women as needing defending, regardless of strength.

>I'd never hit him even playfully
You sound like a good bf.

>>7631011
I did sport science.
Got kicked disowned by the LGBT soc gays for doing drugs.
Lol

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>>7631085

>>7631011
I live in a college town. Until the bf, I fucked pretty much exclusively uni guys and grad students.

>>7631086
>regardless of strength
I'm pretty elegitarian, but women are genereally weaker. I'd probably get wrecked by Ronda Rousey. But girls like her are one in a million.

>>7631112
He's curious about dick.
What's there to get?

>>7631011
I go to a super liberal city school. Idiot high school me thought it'd be a gay paradise. I guess it would be if I was into ugly as fuck flamboyant insecure uber-liberal dumbasses. Pickings are slimmer than perusing grindr in my middle of nowhere hometown. But I'm also extremely narcissistic and have unreasonably high standards.

Objectively though: If you are a high school faggot thinking about college. Go to a state school in a city. Less money, better dick, still get to move out of bumbfuck nowhere.

My semester just started how do I max out the number of cute twinks I cum inside

I'll settle for maxing out at just 1

>>7631117
I guess as a weak guy I just get triggered by anything that looks like female privilege.

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>>7631127
That nigga is gay.

>>7631130

if all you care is bodycount hit up grindr
its not difficult m8

>>7631011

i love my uni to pieces
everyone there is so keen about their subject! at high school 85% of people hated school and just did work cause they had to - here at my uni almost everyone is genuinely motivated to at least some degree

plus the city its in is the most beautiful place ive ever seen

>>7631141
There's no one within 10 miles of me on grindr, I really just wanna know how to talk to cute boys.

Or girls but /bigen/ is dead right now

>>7631132
I think you'd be surprised how weak the scarce woman is.

Back in high school, I was a dyel Uber skelly, and my power lifter gf (lel) used to get upset that I was stronger than her.

You just need to hit the gym, or find a big musclely bf to protect you.

>>7631069
Use grindr and gay clubs desu, don't focus too much on trying to get a boyf unless it just naturally happens though, trust me, I was depressed and lonely through my second year because of it. I'm an escort though, so I didn't really have problems getting laid when there was someone I wanted to sleep with. For best chances, find a gay body type you are suited to, roll with it. Be it bear, twink, jock etc then go from there, it'll help you get lots of gay sex.

>>7631117
I do MMA, class sizes are usually 15-25% women varying. They're pretty much all tough as fuck (without looking like butch lesbians as you'd assume) and would fuck people up, they ain't that rare.

>>7631156
>and my power lifter gf (lel) used to get upset that I was stronger than her.
Can't a guy be best at anything?!

>or find a big musclely bf to protect you.
I want this anyway!

>>7631179
>MMA
Jelly. I've been wanting to get into MMA or boxing. But I don't have the time.

>>7631191
>Can't a guy be best at anything?!
Huh?

>>7631141
>everyone there is so keen about their subject! at high school 85% of people hated school and just did work cause they had to - here at my uni almost everyone is genuinely motivated to at least some degree
forcing people to do something makes it miserable for them and even for the others who would enjoy it. who would have guessed!

>>7631191
Yeah, time can be a problem if you can't free up evenings, you'll need 3-4 sessions a week at the very least to make decent progression

Honestly it's like are you actually [sexuality here] if you don't care for human interaction nor have had any in some time.

it's cute that my brain still considers me an alpha male when I literally suck dick and get fucked in the ass

>>7631232
Exactly used to hate reading for school. Now I'm sort of a bibliophile.

>>7631300
>it's cute...
>...alpha male...
interesting!

>>7631300
Can always be the alpha fag, and keep your top's fembois in line.

Why does this one insecure autist keep posting unattractive people trying to get laid? At least post cute guys you sad loser.

Will vanilla guys be ok with me powerbottoming or is that considered 'kinky' nowadays?

>>7631340
Don't even know what his deal is. Maybe he has a fetish for older guys or something which is why he saves their images.

>>7631346
WAY too many vanilla gays actually believe they're powerbottoms.
So the situation isn't that it maybe is considered too kinky, but rather they literally don't know what the fuck it is but will call themselves it.

>>7631346
What do vanilla guys and powerbottoming even mean? Would normal gays be ok with you being a bottom?

>>7631354
Probably so ugly, he got denied even by them, so he decided to post them online, so his epic personal army makes him feel better, by laughing at them.

>>7631371
I hope that isn't the case, that sounds so depressing.

>>7631170
I don't think that was meant for me

>>7631170
What bodytype are you, do you get good money, do you get weirdos hitting you up, do you cherrypick your clients, do you do any weird requests, or just normal gay sex?

Just curious, never met an escort.

>>7631363

a powerbottom is a dom bottom

vanilla guys mean guys who only do 'plain' or traditional sex stuff. vanilla sex usually either has no power play or a slight bit of dom topping

>>7631402
I see, do vanilla gays even exist anymore? I'm pretty sure everyone has their special fetishes.

>>7631340
>>7631354
It's to show you fags that after a certain amount of time, it's time to wrap it up.

>>7631054
Basically mine.

>>7631418
Wrap yourself up in a coffin and never come out, insecure virgin loser.

>>7631399
Not him but dated one;
He was a twink
Yes weirdos were common, so were weird requests
He tried but when he needed money he wasn't that greedy
Depends on money

>>7631402
powerbottoms aren't really just dom bottoms
yes, they're dominant, but are also bottoms who look like tops, and bottoms who can take an extraordinary amount of dick
so it's a fluid concept, much like other slang

>>7631418
You should instead be showing yourself a new hobby, it's clear you're lonely & depressed.

>>7631413
Yes they do.

>>7631413
I think there are some, i had a FWB like that briefly.

Although most guys who say theyre vanilla are just lying to hide whatever mega-fucked up fetish they do have lmao

>>7631438
What's a FWB?

>>7631443
Friend with Benefits

>>7631435
Not even, I'm having the fuckin time of my life.

>>7631459
Giving in to your delusions is pretty dangerous, be careful.

>>7631459
lmao ok
but when that lie runs its course, what do you plan on doing sweetie?

>>7631470
>sweetie

Oh boy, it's this annoying queer again.

>>7631476
lmao
what is it with sweetie being the easiest way to trigger you insecure fags
happens on all boards, y'all get so fucking triggered over it, hysterical shit 2bh

>>7631480
100% of the retarded posts I've read in gaygen have included the word "sweetie". Probably all made by you, cringy weirdo.

>>7631476
I actually find gays like that really refreshing. After years in the closet. I find the flamiest of fags to be so lovely to be around.

>>7631489
>cringy weirdo
>after you literally just spent today and yesterday posting men from grindr
sweetie...
so not only are you easily triggered, but you're also aware of how cringeworthy and weird it is to be posting these guys on a consistent basis
thats interesting!

>>7631466
>>7631470

>>7631502
I can understand that in real life, but when you see only one poster with that post style, that makes the dumbest and cringiest passive-aggressive posts for no reason, it's really damn annoying.

>>7631506
Whatever you say queer, didn't read.

>>7631506
Jk, went back to read your post out of curiosity to see if it's another retarded one. Clearly it is, since I'm not the guy posting pics of old dues, I even made fun of him. You literally can't navigate an image board.

>>7631520
>he's this insecure
lmao

>>7631506
That's not me. Someone just really hates your faggotry.

>>7631530
>he's this insecure
lmao

>>7631535
see >>7631532

>>7631540
see >>7631532

>>7631567
At least he has a nice haircut.

>finally get a date
>place and time scheduled
>we keep messaging after though
>somehow games come up
>he hates games
I didn't know this was a possibility. How does one hate a form of entertainment?

>>7631602
I hate books, probably never getting a bf like that. What games did you bring up? Maybe your taste isn't that good.

>>7631618
How do you hate books?! I can understand not enjoying reading them because of school scarring or something of that nature, but hating books in general?

I didn't bring up any in particular, just games in general. We were talking about movies that just came out (movie date), and then that assassins creed movie came up and that transitioned into games where I asked him if he played any. He was like 'nah I hate them'.

>>7631621
Can you please post one guy you like? Just once is enough please.

>>7631618

>i hate books

ngl, if anyone said that to me seriously i would immediately cut contact. i dont care if theyre my friend, my bf, even my brother.

thats terrible.

>>7631602
Maybe he's never played any good games
Show him some

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>>7631635

I wonder if someone would be able to use the posted images to trace OP and then post his image.

>>7631381
Was aimed at people in general, if you already have a gay body niche, awesome, but if you don't, I'd pick one you're comfortable with and can attain convincingly and rock it.

>>7631399
I'm the guy who posted about MMA a bit earlier, so I'm fairly lean, but not too heavily muscled, I'm 77kg, 12% body fat and 5ft 10. Money is great, £100 an hour, £190 for two, £450 an overnight. I'm gonna lean out a bit more to get a professional photoshoot done for a sleepyboy account and take it more seriously though. I'm using the money to invest in property up north and rent it out, so after a few years, I essentially would have an equivalent amount of money coming in from rent as I do from escorting now.

Yeah, you do get weirdos, they'll buy an hour and finish in half an hour usually, including foreplay, it's great, if you're really vocal, they'll finish quick and I take cash up front, so that £100 is mine. I don't really cherry pick just yet, as I'm only doing through grindr, but you generally get a good idea of who the weirdos are who are just pic collecting etc.

It's usually normal gay sex, I've had some specific fetishes catered for in the past, for example, I got paid £100 to flex for someone for 20 minutes.

>>7631421
University of Surrey?

>>7631633
I don't know, I liked reading fantasy books as a kid, but as I grew up they just became a tedious chore to me. Watching the movie, or playing the game feels just way more fun and interesting to me. It's a trait I hate about myself, and many guys would hate that, but gotta be real. Can't think of a singe book in the last 5 years that has sparked my interest.

I don't understand not liking games though, I feel like a book can't really be enjoyed by a couple, whereas you can play games with your bf on the couch, or online, and spend time together like that.

>>7631643
I plan to, if we get to that stage. It's just a culture shock for me really. Like how?!?! Whatever, all I know is I have to get to the bottom of this without utilizing my bottom.

>>7631654
I mean you're definitely right. Books are much more of a personal experience. If you haven't found a book to enjoy (which for some they go years/decades without reading much and suddenly they become massive readers due to one great series) I can definitely understand the dislike then.

Have you tried getting into audiobooks by any chance?

>>7631650
Are you serious about MMA, or just doing it for fun and to stay in shape? I've been doing kyokushin and boxing for 7 years.

>I got paid £100 to flex for someone for 20 minutes

I wish I wasn't too shy to do that, easiest money ever. Hard to believe anyone would pay for that even.

>>7631667
>Have you tried getting into audiobooks by any chance?

No, sounds even more boring than actual books. How do you even get into that, I never understood. If I'm listening to something, I'd rather it be music, way more interesting. And if I were ever to get into a book, I'd want to be able to sit down and concentrate on it. Listening to an audio book while browsing the internet, or at the gym or something just feels like I'll never get into it.

It's also weird how I dislike books too, since my family has a history of literature teachers, and writers. It's like I'm the bad seed.

>>7631691
Well because you could get into a book in situations where holding a book isn't really appropriate. For example with certain games (truck sim, any mmos, any games with grind, etc) I'll listen to podcasts or audiobooks to fill the sound space. Or going for a walk with my dog. Not a huge fan of fiction books in audiobook form though!
I don't think you're a bad seed. Being surrounded by books that much can be pretty taxing. As long as you haven't shut out books entirely in your life, it's good enough. I know a guy who actually refuses to read anything that isn't some web article. It's agonizing 2bh

>>7631677
Semi serious, done it and no gi BJJ for 5 years now, my university was originally quite funny about having it on campus, so I only could train once a week for first and second year though, and the year before that I had severe financial difficulties, so I wasn't training as much as I would have liked. Back into it now, gonna do some BJJ comps then get back in the cage.

>>7631704
>As long as you haven't shut out books entirely in your life, it's good enough

But I have. I am that guy.

>>7631713
Do you compete? I love the feeling of stomping some alphas, without anyone knowing I'm gay. All of those medals won and nobody suspects a thing.

>>7631677
>Hard to believe anyone would pay for that even.
People would pay for a lot honestly. If you actually bothered getting a reasonable camera and set up your own semi-studio, you could make a killing doing 'personal' videos for people. Somewhat like cam whoring, but of course less public. Even better if you actually fit a certain aesthetic and can fulfill fetishes like 'muscle/alpha/etc domination'.

Of course, this all implies you're OK with having your own website and being so accessible that even your friends/family can potentially find you.

>>7631732
>But I have. I am that guy.
Agonizing. If I were close to you I'd slowly try to introduce books back into your life 2bh
Slowly. Dr Seuss first stop.

>I logged into tinder
>everyone's too attractive
Now what?

>>7631742
You'd have to be a 10/10 bf denying me sex and cuddles unless I read books to achieve that.

>>7631745
You stop missing out on my free bussy saturdays.

>>7631732
I had a fight a couple of years ago, I gassed, lost on split decision though. Very close fight. Got a few judo throws on him, had him in a toe hold on the last bell too.

I find alphas are fucking hilarious in MMA clubs. Like, they don't really train MMA. They're the guys who come in, think they're hard as shit, then a 60kg BJJ guy will just tap the shit out of them when they'll do something dickish like bodyslam the BJJ guy in his guard in a training session.

>>7631745
I'm new to these threads, so I don't know who you are, but if you have a trip, you should be at least a 5/10. Also you should have more confidence, and not be fooled by perfect angles and tricks that makepeople look more attractive. You're bound to get a match eventually, just swipe right.

>>7631748
I would go a step further and deny you food while inviting a qt over until you read green eggs and ham.

>>7631753
>I gassed

Reminds me of my first fight as a teen, they gave us 3 tie rounds and 1 minute extras each time, and I have asthma so I lost. Nearly cried.

Have you tried fighting by kickboxing or k-1 rules? Are you confident in winning without grappling? I've always felt I'm weakening myself by not doing ground fighting training, but I'm too big for that.

>>7631766
>implying I wont be the one in the kitchen in our relationship
>implying if you invite a qt over I wont beat him up and throw him away

>>7631780
Put it this way, I'd look like Ronda Rousey if I was striking. I've got a good chin, and I use clinch throws, which people aren't as prepared to defend (everyone practices sprawls mainly), so that mitigates some of my godawful striking. I'm quite prone to chest infections, so what I've found, is when I start to get into the swing of striking, I get ill, and I don't have good standup cardio, so getting into it is hard again. But because I have better technique grappling, I can probably roll for over an hour without getting too tired.

>>7631789
You can't step into my kitchen without reading green eggs and ham. I will not allow that to occur so easily.

>>7631808
What do you mean? If you're my bf you'd be living in my place, so it's my kitchen. If you want to eat my delicious food, I cook for you in my kitchen.

>>7631801
Wait, if you're an escort, but also a good fighter, are you a top or a bottom, or whichever gets you more money?

>>7631828
I usually bottom for escorting unless I have a good source of viagra. My ability to choke someone to death with my legs while lying on my back is a bit of extra insurance for the job.

>>7631828
So all I have over you is sex and cuddles? Damn that's not enough.

>>7631886
What more do you want, I'd kill for cuddles.

What are your favorite books anyways, so far you've only mentioned boring ones. If I was your bf, what would you recommend, knowing that my favorites are Harry Potter, and The Spiderwick Chronicles?

>>7631852
Alright bro, Manny Pacquiao comes up to you in the street, and says he hates gays. What do you do?

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What's with tops thrusting every 1-2 seconds really hard? It literally never feels good, does it for them?

>>7631934
Tops enjoy hurting people, fucking DUH.

>>7631899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEUJ4Z6mEcg pretty much this

>>7631899
Probably would test the waters with a couple of books. See if you enjoy A Series of Unfortunate Events. Or Neverwhere. I'd try the great Brandon Sanderson's books too, he writes such compelling fantasy books. Personally I enjoy the Game of Thrones TV series over the books (as heretic as that sounds) so I wouldn't really suggest the books unless you loved the Sanderson ones.

Personally though my favorite books would have to be Dealers of Lightning, Meditations, and 1Q84. Completely different types of books but so great imo.

>>7631934
Get yourself a fleshjack, now thrust it in the manner you describe.

>>7631960
I have a fleshlight but my dick is too small for it to have any decent effect

why else you think I don't have any top experience

>>7631960
>I enjoy the Game of Thrones

Sorry, can't be your bf.

>>7631951
>tfw you'll never protect your bf in a street fight

>>7631972
Small tops are pretty comfy.
Have you tried getting a smaller fleshlight? I think the japanese company I'm forgetting the name, makes them generally smaller. I think fleshlight (the company) also makes a line that's smaller by 2 inches I believe.

>>7631980
Bleh, my judo and wrestling is good, I did japanese jujutsu too

>>7631980
We just weren't meant to be. Your city will burn anyways.

>>7631993
>japanese jujutsu

That exists? I thought it was brazillian and that's it.

>>7631141
>happy uni experience
jelly af

>>7632014
Japanese is more self defencey stuff, police use it, it looks similar to krav maga. It's really good when combined with striking like thai boxing, kickboxing, and grappling like BJJ and judo

>>7632035
same
had a pretty ok high school experience though but apparently everyone else had an awful high school experience and their uni one was fantastic

>>7632065
Would you ever use that in a street fight if you and your bf got attacked though? I'm personally most comfortable with just striking.

>>7632092

Well, a lot of japanese jujutsu is tactical, so, preventing being ganged on by keeping everyone in front of you and shielding yourself with other people. There's a lot of standing armlocks that would work on a random thug, but not a wrestler/grappler.

I'd use hands to keep people away, and judo throw them if it's safe to clinch them

>>7632105
>shielding yourself with other people

Come on anon, don't use your bf as a meat shield.

>>7632111
The bf could be into it though.

>>7632133
Yeah, into a hospital.

I want to date a guy, but I hate obvious fags and degenerates. I just want a decent guy to date who will snuggle me and be lazy with me. Life is torture.

>>7632206
I want to date a guy, but I'm afraid of admitting I'm gay, and showing my true emotions to a guy.

>>7631135
>>7631150
cuck tier
>>7631184
jap not so bad, pretty hot
>>7631567
4/10
>>7631621
1/10
>>7631646
8/10

somewhat better looking than I am despite being a terrorist

>>7632228
How can you tell he's a terrorist? He looks white to me.

>>7632234
cute ones die first

>>7632238
Then how come I'm still alive? 8)

>>7632247
maybe you're not so cute as you think

or maybe you're too smart to die

>>7632215
This is the inherent problem. Either have to be super faggy, or hide your feelings since most guys won't want you.

>>7632256
Yeah I was joking. I'm uggers.

>>7632266
I'll be the judge of that

post pics

>>7632276
>post pics

Not falling for that again.

>>7632281
I post pics here most every time I'm drunk and people say I'm cute

Maybe you just lost at genetic lottery

>>7632296
Post one now, I'll check if you're really cute.

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>You will never (ever) know this feel

>>7632413
Fine with me, not into twinks.

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>>7632340
Sure, I'll post one

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>>7632424

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>>7632413
>tfw to intelligent for meaningless relationships
>tfw wasting away my youth looking for "the one"

I can't stand a broke ass man

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>>7632424
Me after HRT

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>>7632438
I've posted a dozen portraits in these threads

I really don't give a shit at this point

>>7632474
>>7632424
Am I the only one thinking he's cute as fuck?

>>7632474
You look like you belong in a metal rock band

>>7632489
Yes.

>>7632491
Looks like he's trying hard to fit in.

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>>7632489
heh hehe

thank you
>>7632491
is that all, stranger?

>>7632497
>nice blond hair
>blue eyes
>nice skin
>decent taste in music

Not my type, but he's pretty attractive come on.

>>7632526
To think that that goes as "attractive" really boosts my own self-confidence tbqh.

>>7632540
Idk man, not everyone is a pornstar. Doesn't mean it can't be considered as attractive.

>>7632526
>>7632584
You really think so?

I am flattered

>>7632609
Yeah, just gotta do something about those man boobs. Get a little buffed.

>>7632616
Sure, why not

At the very least I can lose some weight
>>7632623
Not big on the whole sunlight thing

My hair turns lighter in sunlight and I like my current color

>>7632665
You should become a manly viking powerlifter, turn fat into muscle.

>>7632540
same 2bh

>>7632683
maybe I will

I have nothing but time

>>7632721
>>7632540
What if the guy who said that is super ugly irl, like a 1/10, so his opinion is irrelevant, and it's setting up for failure once you meet normal people with normal standards?

>>7632743
Maybe you're just a bitch and I'm confident enough to get with the best.

>>7632794
Good for you bro, hope you get the cutest bf.

>>7632814
Lord knows I try

>>7632857
What do you mean you try, you just said you're confident enough to get with the best. Come on anon.

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>>7632868
Obviously I still haven't met the best

I'm not a cheap bitch

>>7632424
Brothers I am calling
From the valley of the kings..

>>7632929
Stay virgin bro. Save your purity for the one.

>>7632937
I'm not a virgin either though
>>7632931
With nothing
To atone

>>7632950
>gave your virginity to not the best guy ever

Shame, easy slut.

>>7632950
Don't see many manowarriors in these parts.

>>7632963
lost my virginity to a fucking girl (female)

>>7632994
Everyone look at this loser and laugh.

>>7632994
What a fag

>>7633013
Shut up gook.

>>7633001
>>7633013
My boyfriend and I both lost our virginity to females as well.

>>7633001
>>7633013
no regrets

Speaking of girls, anyone in here because a girl hurt them? Or as a contributing factor at least? Do you think that's weird?

>>7633082
I actually hurt a girl lmao

>>7633019
So much butthurt
>>7633045
Was it in a stage of experimentation?

>>7633092
Yeah, but who cares about girls feelings?

>>7633101
At the time I knew I liked dudes, but I was deep in the closet. I wanted to try something, anything and there were girls willing to have sex with me so I did it.

I'm graduating after this semester (hopefully). I've been in college for 5 years. I'm a fashion major so it's easy to find gay friends.

>>7633261
Can you give me some fashion advice?

>>7633293
2 words: alligator print

>>7633293
You need to find what cut fits your body best. Slim, straight etc..I like to use pintrest for ideas..there are a lot of charts to help with finding complementary colors for your skin tone and all that jazz.

>>7631399
Not an escort, but I cam whore. Got a lot of offers for escort work, but it's not something I'm comfortable with.

After a while you get used to most of the weird requests, most of them are pretty vanilla. And the of the wall one are wierd but generally harmless.

Might be different for bottoms/submissive guys though.

>>7633336
>>7633328
>none of you asked about what so I could make my joke

Sigh.

>>7633344
What's your channel? I'll stop by and donate a 5 for an air kiss and a wink.

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>have a almost fanatic love for corgis
>always freak out when I see one
>straight crush/ best friend will send me corgi pics on via text to try and get my attention
he's a keep/ been a keep for a while now.

>>7633363
cats > dogs

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>>7633357
Not sure if I wanna post it here.
One anon had found it already and I'm a bit paranoid about someone sperging out and fixing me.
>>7633377
Cats can be cool if you train them to be bros from a young age.
Dogs are generally better though.

>>7633448
Dogs are more receptive to commands.
Cats are great if you get them young. But generally they're assholes.

>>7633448
I know of a crossdresser that has porn videos on xhamster and posts on 4chan. Thought it was you.

>>7633448
>>7633477
>afraid of dogs because I got attacked as a kid
>allergic to cats
>love both
>can't have either

Life is hard.

>>7633477
I've had some great cats.
But as great as they were, I'm not sure I'm will to commit to having a box of shit in my house.


>>7633484
Haha no. More power to him though.

>>7633494
Try a small unthreatening dog. Or maybe I've if the older shelter pets. Old dogs tend to be super chill.

Alternatively a hypoallergenic cat.

>>7633535
How about I get a bf? Would that work?

How have you coped with suicidal ideation?
How have you coped or broken out of self hate?

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>>7633543
Not all bfs will let you collar them and take them for walks.
But if you find a good one it might be similar.

>>7633579
Lifting. And slutting it up for positive attention.

>>7633363
>be me
>never had a pet bc of living situation
>not even a fish
>get bf
>bf has dog
>get shown a love I've never felt
>cry bc I'm so happy

I've always wanted a dog but I've never lived in a place where they were allowed. When he told me that he'll "share" his I got all teary eyed.
A few weeks ago we were at a dog park and this one dude had six dogs.
>sit on bench
>all dogs come to me
>two on my lap, others all around
>I'm so happy
>start crying
>people start taking video and pics bc it's "so cute"
Now people at the park call me princess

>>7633579
I've confided to my best friends on my thoughts and listen to them when they say that they want me to live/ become a better person and take their advice on how to improve myself.

>>7633593
Nice shopped ass.

>>7633579
>How have you coped with suicidal ideation?

Drugs, alcohol, casual sex.

>How have you coped or broken out of self hate?

I channel my self-hatred through masochism, so I at least get some pleasure out of it.

>>7633602
This is probably what will happen until it stops working.

>>7633643
People only ever tell me "Don,t worry, things will get better.

>>7633684
Thank you for your time.

>>7633579
I haven't. I still don't feel like I have a future, and I still hate myself for being gay.

>>7633740
Why hate yourself for being gay?

>>7633757
Because it fucking sucks.
>only attracted to straight men
>have to deal with social taboos
>not culturally accepted in most parts
>only attracted to a incredible minority of peoples on the planet
>where in that majority of the minority are not "your type" or are "damaged goods/ unstable"
Mathematically you're at a disadvantage from straight breeders.

>>7633757
Don't wanna get into it and blog really. It's wahtever.

>>7633817
None of that bothers me,so I have nothing interesting or useful to say about it.

Good luck at finding your peace.

>>7633757
Not him, but I think it's natural for us to hate ourselves at least a little. Objectively speaking, we're weird.

>>7633857
I have plenty of reasons to hate myself. Being gay or weird does not even register.

>>7633616
That's super cute. Go to bed red. It's late.

>>7633662
Thanks m8. I give you permission to save it.

>>7633718
Screamy worries great for me. Gym time is very refreshing and meditative.

And after enough people call you hot/sexy/amazing/whatever you start to internalize it and develop a better sense of self worth.

Or at least I did.

>>7633934
>I give you permission to save it

It's ok, I'm not gay.

>>7633934
No can do, Im at work.

>get a call from an unknown number
>don't pick up

Yoo I'm paranoid right now. Why am I such a pussy? It's just a phone call.

>aspergers (or borderline idfk)
>barely leave the house anymore
>usually don't get up until the afternoon
>friends have all but abandoned me
>not good at anything and fucked up school and everything
>only interaction with other people is this place and most people fucked off to the discord
>tried grindr and tinder but can't bring myself to post a pic or talk to anyone because they all make me feel inadequate
>nothing makes me happy anymore
>Anyone who's attractive to me would never look twice at me
I've got nothing
I don't know what to do anymore

>>7634560

1. get therapy
2. start going to the gym

>>7634573
They tried that but I didn't even talk to the psychiatrist much and then they stopped taking me

>use dildo for first time
>find out im bleeding
help

>>7634629

if its just a little bit dw about it

hop in the shower and clean your ass with warm water then take a break from dildos for a coupla days

try again on Thursday

How do I use gayness to repress transness

>>7634696
go to the gym and literally lift cute twinks

*confidently eats a banana in public*

>>7634629

That's your hymen, silly. It's perfectly natural.

>>7634711
I want to be the one being lifted
I want a man to hold me

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is the pro-Trump, right wing Gay community really so dominant here or is this just a /pol/ meme?

If I call a young boy hot am I a pedo

>>7634770

Turkey's for Christmas.

>>7634784

Noncense.

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>tfw a guy used you as ONS

>>7634806
What were you expecting

>>7634806
tfw always ONS
never bf

>>7634817
Sad cunt.
>>7634813
Some more cuddling and texting afterwards

What do you fags think of the L, B and T?
How would you rate them best to worst?

>>7634818
How did you meet him?

>>7634829
"Dating" site

>>7634832
Oh well better luck next time
Good luck in your search for the bf anon

>>7634834
Thanks I guess

>>7634832
Then you should know there are other fish in the sea. Appreciate the experience and move on it's not like you can change that person or what happened with your feels

>>7633817
What happened to make you sexually attracted to people you know factually aren't sexually attracted to you? Do you desire validation of your attractiveness by arousing someone not typically aroused by men? They will never love you like that.

Kind of an unconscious form of self-harm or maladaptive day dreaming, can't even call it masochism.

In b4 it's not a choice well I guess you can use the same argument for pedophilia. Maladaptive desires are detrimental to the person having them first and foremost.

Maybe watch less dumb "straight" (ie bisexual at least) porn and look for love (or sex) where you can actually find it.

>>7634560
ur worth more than u give urself credit for 2bh
i was also in the same position basically (including aspergs), but i got my shit together, started creating stuff, started forcing myself to take selfies (which weirdly forced me to actually get ready every single day), and then hopped on tinder
had a nice relationship desu but now im back to square one, but definitely not as depressed

>>7633082
I'm bi and until 19 I was never with a guy only girls. Didn't have awful experiences with them but I think it made me realize I don't like them as much as guys. I got cheated on so maybe that was part of if. But I think the biggest factor is I mostly meet people on dating sites and females almost exclusively NEVER have a conversation with me but guy usually will and it goes somewhere

>>7634822
exactly like that.

T shouldn't even be included.


>>7633757
i don't hate myself for being gay, i'm happy with my partner i just hate how the world views us. even after such a long time my friends will never be as comfortable around us when we are affectionate like they would a straight couple

>>7634822
>L
does their own thing, doesn't hurt anyone
>B
generally trash who will leave you for a woman
>T
auto-trash, mentally ill, holding back LGB

>>7635260
You mean you hate how your world views you two. My friends get pretty into us getting affection. The general public will eventually come around but I don't care for them I'm not making out while waiting for a subway.

>>7635260
It's pretty shocking how little things have progressed into a culture of love. Sucks to be born into a time when acceptance at time seems to be nearing and then you realize it's so far away (see president Trump).

I see it a lot not only in sexual preferences but as an African American there's still so much ignorance in how culture perceives them. No matter how much lip service African Americans get you can see on 4chan alone how much people internally resent minorities (it's cultural, people aren't inherently bad). And this is after having a black president even so imagine that it will take even after a homosexual president and things will only have gotten "kinda" better.

>>7635304
A lot of resentment on 4chan comes from personal bad events between them and that race. Which is unfortunate for many reasons obviously. The rest are just memers.

>>7635235
I imagine its more of a "I only happen to like straight guys". Only guy I ever really liked is straight. I wish he were gay, but otherwise himself.

>>7635320
There is with no doubt a lot of people out there exactly like him and some better, friend. There's hope

>>7635240
>started forcing myself to take selfies (which weirdly forced me to actually get ready every single day)
that's a good idea desu

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>doing a super great job with bf I got together with over 2 months ago
>he used to be married with a woman for over 10 years
>at first he said he loved how I am not trouble like a woman, or feminine at all
>recently I've been extra insecure and ultra sensitive with fears he won't put me first always, other than his kids of course
>we've had serious discussions and he admitted I was right for most
>told me a few days ago all these serious discussions and that my jealousy and insecurities can be draining and upsetting

How do I stop being so sensitive?

I was doing so good, and I wasn't faking anything.

>>7635326
It works, and it's silly. I can probably even do one of those timelapse things now, but it's just a personal motivator especially for those who don't really have a reason to go out.

>>7635304
Plenty of gays/bis voted for Trump. He's said nothing negative about gays, he even vied for their support.
Said virtually nothing about blacks either, aside from factual high crime statistics, which he in part blames the dems for not helping the black community at all. Don't fall for the left wing propaganda friend.

>when your internalised homophobia makes you want to break up with your bf

>>7635322
I wish that were true, but so far I haven't felt such a strong love for anyone. Had feelings for a couple girls, but that went no where, and it wasn't the same anyways.

>>7635328
Why should he put you first though? Like there's no rational reason you should come first. Even without his kids in the picture. You're his partner, not his Queen or this pathetic Princess he has to keep on a pedestal.

Honestly, get your own life. That's the fastest way to stop being an insecure and jealous cunt.
Good luck!

>>7635320
I used to be like this to. It may have changed because I matured or because I moved to NYC and was suddenly surrounded by more gay people but I don't find myself attracted to straight men anymore. In fact I don't associate with them at all save for the handful who I'm friends with.

>>7635345
>left wing propaganda
Oh boy here we go. It's not that trump has been explicitly homophobic but the people he is surrounded by (pence, most republican law makers, his rabbit fanbase) are incredibly homophobic and trump cannot be viewed as separate from them. Plus even if he isn't homophobic I can guarantee whoever he puts on the Supreme Court will either halt progress for equal rights at best and fight against them at worst.

>>7635235
That seems to be a pretty good gauge of it to be honest. I'm in the same boat as that anon.

>>7635352
Aren't you supposed to put your partner first?

>>7635367
no
That's some bullshit het propaganda so that str8 men would stop beating their wives and ~treat them like queens~
It wasn't too long ago that having full control over your wife was the norm 2bh I mean it still happens, but to a way less extent

>>7635328
Well firstly stop aiming to be first and foremost in anyone's life because it's not going to happen and if it did it would annoy the shit out of you with their stalking. You as a person can't base your self-esteem on another person's attention. They will either love you and give you what you want and need or they won't and you can leave them but that's nothing to do with being first and foremost. People are complex and going to put a lot of things before their 2 month long boyfriend. Themselves first and foremost, we are the only ones who can truly care for ourselves after all. Then things like career, passions, and as you mentioned family. So just accept you want to be important in someone's life not the most important. Wouldn't it be kind of sad if someone only cared about you and nothing else? Yeah that happens in television/movies and high school. But those things aren't reality. Those people aren't 3 dimensional and have ZERO other passions or obligations. Don't you want to be with someone 3 dimensional with interests?

After accepting that (this person must have understood it already being he told you such and was married 10 years), you need to prioritize your view of yourself before your imagined jealous view of how he views you. Realize how contrived it is to base your self-worth on someone who barely knows you and is outside you, above your own opinion of yourself who is in your mind and body all the time. If you are insecure and do not like yourself his affection will not fix that anymore than a drug fixed boredom. It's temporary. So start working on doing things and setting goals that will make you feel better about yourself and you will need less of his attention for your insecurities. This will make you more attractive and your relationship will be stronger.

While it's typical to feel the way you do, he's correct it's very draining to be in a relationship with an insecure person. It's like pouring water into a bucket with a hole in it.

>>7635374
Are you suggesting beating your wife wasn't a bad thing?

>het propaganda
Do you also think monogamy is het propaganda?

>>7635362
>Halt progress
What progress is there to be made? The most that could be done would overturn prior gay marriage decision, which I agree with actually. Let it happen on a state level, forcing it is bad in the long run. Also, Federal government should stay out of marriage.

So what if some of the people around him don't like gays. They're free to hold that view. Its not as if they will make it a criminal offense, thats unrealistic at this point. You need to lighten up, Trump can only either be status quo or a positive force for the country.

>>7635345
Lol saying nothing is as bad as saying something negative. Inaction is usually worse than action. He will stagnate our culture and his views on Mexicans and therefore minorities are clear as day. He's also a womanizer. He covers this in a facade of being a businessman but that doesn't change his cold heart and again the ideal culture is one of love. I took your bait though so enjoy the (you)

>>7635379
>Are you suggesting beating your wife wasn't a bad thing?
I was suggesting that beating your wife was a bad thing, hence the propaganda, the bullshit part comes into play with the fact that people are using the same propaganda to base their gay relationships in 2017.

>Do you also think monogamy is het propaganda?
lol no
Why would I think that?

>>7635350
You are going to one day reach a point in life where you will become baffled at how replaceable people are and how many options can present themselves even when you're not looking. Don't give up or get hung up on people you've made to be bigger in your mind than they really are. Remember to build yourself up in that mind instead.

>>7635381
>what if some of the people around him don't like gays
really makes you think

>>7635381
>So what if some of the people around him don't like gays
my almonds are really activated now

>>7635385
So you support an open border with mexico then? You do realize their military is basically their police, thats how fucked it is over there. All you lefties love mexico, yet you all speak of moving to Canada or Europe. Why not move to Mexico if its so lorvely there?
America is for Americans. Our government should help us, not foreigners.

>>7635362
>his rabbit fanbase
Yeah. Does make the political discussion significantlu more hare-y.

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>>7635402
>>7635400
Yes, Mike "Like dick, prepare for electric" Pence will formulate gay death squads just for you.

>>7635381
Marriage is a federal institution and gays should be entitled to it, not left to the mercy of their representatives.
>so what if they people around him don't like gays
Hurr what is advising and influence

>>7635419
>iphoneposter has stale memes saved
as usual

>>7635423
who even is that
it doesnt even have 100 retweets
why do you make such a big deal out of some rando's tweet
idgi

>>7635385
>change his cold heart and again the ideal culture is one of love.
He seems a lot warmer than Clinton. I've literally met more warm and compassionate snakes.

>>7635420
I guess the implication is that trump is sagacious enough to listen to only the truest of true advice.

He has the best people, he has the best ideas.

Makes you wonder why he would choose people he's not going to listen to though

>>7635420
>Marriage is a religious and cultural institution
Ftfy

>>7635450
Not in the twenty first century. Cultural yes but it still regulated by the government and the government has the responsibility to serve all of its people.

>>7635450
Ban atheists from marriage too then, huh?

>>7635461
Naw. Legally maybe. But it you need a piece of paper to Pryce you live each other you've fucked up.

>>7635475
Don't be silly. It's a covenant between then and thier lack of a god.

>>7635475
>Artists believing in love
Some random chemical releases in the brain is no reason to believe in anything so ridiculous as love.

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>>7635571
faggot nigger

>>7635571
Everything is a chemical release. There is no reality beyond perception. Therein, the framing gives meaning.

>>7635240
seeing pictures of myself just reminds me of how much of a wreck I am

>>7635760
you will always be your harshest critic
f a c t
even the ugliest girl in the world gets called pretty
so u can be pretty too bb <3

>>7635760
Personality is much more important than looks.

Honestly as long as you exercise anyone is 100% bangable. And if you choose to be heavy some people will still like that too

>>7635561
>he thinks marriage is about love

>>7635773
>>7635783
It's not that I'm fat or anything, I'm a bit skinnyfat/pudgy
It's that everybody else I see has their life together or much more than mine is anyway and that I'm just stuck

>>7636024
um you're like totes just comparing their highlight reel to your fail reel

You'll figure it out eventually. Stop bullying yourself, it makes things worse.

>>7636024
Ive had relationships when my life was fucked up. And when I've had everything going for me I've been lonely. Theres a lot of luck in involved.

You don't need your life together for a relationship. I know that for sure. If you want it to be a successful relationship you need ambitions to become successful but that's it.

We're moving past "I look like a fuck up" to where it sounds like you feel like a fuck up. That's ok. Everyone has fucked up. It's in the past and the you today is chemically and spiritually new, you can get better and you're different than the you of the past.

But to be all you can be, in the now, you have to let go of the image you have of yourself that's "fucked up" based on the past.

>>7636052
This guy gets it desu

>>7636052
>>7636080
I don't seem to have anything but a fail reel

>>7636161
You're smart enough to use a computer. You're emotionallly intelligent enough to be in touch with your emotions. Just be honest with yourself what you want to do in life, and make baby steps towards it. Along the way you will meet and find people who admire who you are and would want to live life with you

>>7636161
I SAID STOP BULLYING YOURSELF YOU DUMB BITCH
U DO IT AGAIN AND ILL WHOOP UR ASS BITCH
I AINT JOKIN JUDY

Guys i wanna get a dick in my butt but i've been trying to douche/enema for like 2 years and 4 times out of 5 it takes like an hour to do, i'm no cleaner than when i started and i'm exhausted after it all and no longer in the mood to get fucked.

How do you clean yourself? Am I using too much water?
Please guys i'm desperate.

>>7636310
btw you've been ruining your anal lining for 2 years
so enjoy that

>>7636315
well alright i've not been douching 2 years straight, it's just taken me 2 years to figure it out

>>7636310
You don't need to clean your butt before sex really

>>7636344
yeah i've heard that a lot but say I wanna get rimmed, what do i do?

>>7636360
you don't need to either
literally how fucking dirty are you in which a shower isn't good enough
he isn't licking your intestines
fix your fucking diet too

>>7636310

youre douching too deep

dont put the whole douche in you, instead use no more than ~1.5 inches inserted

>>7636460
>he isn't licking your intestines
well he's putting his tongue in my ass a little

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Who is the best gay porn artist and why is it Null_Ghost?

>>7636491
okay that makes sense thanks

>>7636492
honestly you probably have an awful diet
you should change that before getting into any sort of anal play bc i guarantee itll be a mess regardless due to your diet

once you do, you can actually start living free and getting fucked and rimmed on the daily without needing to douche your entire fucking system like an idiot

>>7636537
I understand where you are coming from but my diets pretty standard to be honest. I am trying to improve it though.

>>7636360
Been rimmed lots of times never once used a douche. I get it because i had an ex who insisted on using once for a long time but I showed him it wasn't needed. Butts aren't that dirty. Not any more than the rest rest the body at least.

>>7636537
Lmao wtf are you talking about >>7636492
That's still your anus not your intestine

>>7636572
Technically rectum, this is the vodka talking

>>7636576
Mate you know what i meant, i just don't appreciate being called dirty and having a shit diet for wanting to clean out my rectum. but thanks for your comments anyway they were helpful

mtf tranny here, would i be able to find bi guys on grindr?
does it have options for trans people??

>>7636592

yep

>>7636592
i feel like it's more suitable for ftm but you can try

>>7636590
Your diet is probably fine idk what's the other anon is going on about but most likely it's only HE that needs a special diet.

Clean how you want but clearly if it's leading to your end of arousal and unneeded just shower and rub your bum hole then you're good to get gang rimmed and banged.

Wish I was getting some right now lol

>>7636592
Yes I'm bi and consider any MTf on Grindr but I'll be honest in full disclosure I will also probably consider you a little psychologically damaged (though i like the crazies)

>>7636643
if you're drunk, you might as well just post some pics

>>7634629
You're dying, Satine.

>>7636659
I'm not very cute I'm pretty short and thin enough but only muscular in my arms and chest. No abs yet but a bigger than average dick.

My ex was like 2 inches and it took me 3 months to break lmao wtf was wrong with me

>>7636976
Short guys are cute.
What's your butt look like?

>>7634770
It's a meme

I bought a small dildo and tried anal play for the first time today. It felt good, but really hurt, even though I went slow and with a lot of lube. Checked my boihole before and after, looked nice and pink, first time I shaved it smooth too.

One thing bothered me though, it felt like my asshole was turning inside out when I was pulling out, although I didn't see anything weird in the mirror. Is this normal? Also, any tips to keep my boypussy nice and tight? I don't wanna ruin it.

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