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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Blank Edition

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>Scissoring is frowned upon
>Flannels are not being sent out to pasture - unless you look good in them and are not an overweight butch
>Anon has a headache
>To hide your dyke powerlevel you can just wear leggings
>Woman starts to see results from her work out and ladies flock to her in droves
>Ongoing race war between "halfies" and some apparently anti-halfie
>/clg/ consists of a diverse range of hobbies so now the rest can resemble losers even more
>Lesbian penpal system emerges
>Today she gave me a little bank envelope with change in it and going down the road I realized she must have licked it because it was sealed so I opened it and stuck it to my face kinda like a kiss sorta.
>The britbongs invade
>If she took a suitcase, honey, she's not coming back

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>>7619690
>To hide your dyke powerlevel you can just wear leggings
But I don't want to hide my dyke powerlevel; I want more dykes to wear leggings so it isn't a straight girl thing.

I just want to be free to be a slight exhibitionist and not wear proper pants
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>>7618873
I concur with >>7618903 though I still enjoyed the show. The book had more bits that resonated with me, and more bits that I found interesting to think about, but I do appreciate the message the musical went for and I don't think that would have been possible while retaining the original gay content.
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Butch and dyke are shit. Fem for life!
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>>7619787
I've gotten to see the stage version a couple times now. And I'm so used to imaging gay subtext in shows, anyway, that I just mentally add it back whenever I see Wicked, so that I almost forget that it's not nearly as gay as the novel is.
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>>7619690
>Blank Edition
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/blank
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What's the best age to get a gf
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>>7619945
16
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>>7619945
Possibly as a fetus.
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>>7619874
Strong goggles come in handy. I personally prefer the gay bits in the book, purely because I'm a sucker for suffering. Though I don't think I actually like Maguire's writing much on the whole -- I disliked Son of a Witch so much I never made it any further than that (despite people pushing Out of Oz pretty hard).

I'm not sure I can think of a musical I would feel compelled to see a second time. I totally get the appeal of attending multiple times (especially if there are cast changes) I just don't personally feel passionately enough about any of the ones I've seen to want to do that. I'd rather see something I haven't seen yet. But hey, if a friend wanted to go to something I'd already seen I'd totally be up for it.
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I'm kind of hangover and I need sleazy sex and lots of cuddling to survive.
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>>7620003
I made it through Son of a Witch somehow. A Lion Among Men was utter garbage, and I can't even remember what happened in Out of Oz, even though I know I finished it.
Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister is the only other book of his that's pretty alright. However, it's been years since I read it, so take that with a grain of salt.

If given the chance, I'll definitely see something new rather than a show I've already seen. But I like seeing how different actors interpret their characters. Plus, I might catch it because it's on tour in town and I can usually grab cheap student tickets last minute. And, I don't really see it as any different than rewatching a tv show or movie, and I do that all the time.
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I want to lick pussy so badly
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>>7620077
Well, sounds like I'll just continue keeping my distance from his stuff then.

Yeah, I get the appeal objectively, I just wouldn't do it myself without some kind of external motivation. I don't rewatch or reread many things though.
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>>7620088
Emergency pussy eating hotline for lesbians. It's in the works. As long as I can get the UN behind it. People need to know that lesbians can't live without this provision.
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>>7619926
>trw you realize that bane mask looks like goatse
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New slightly autistic gf has a wierd obsession with attractive women farting. Is it time to hightail it?
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>>7620140
ABORT MISSION! REPORT BACK TO LONDON HQ!
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Surprised /pol/'s autistic invasion last thread didn't make it into the news.
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>>7620262
The news is a tool of the government. I would never select things that give publicity to non-lesbian scum.
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/clg needs a race war so we can purge the unclean and enslave them.
>/clg will be pure again
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>>7620262
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>>7619690
>ywn put your feminine benis in a cis lesbian

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>>7620262
we havent left
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>>7620351
>>7620354
>>7620390
FUCK YOU POL GET OFF LESGEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>7620393
im not pol though

i just want to put my feminine benis in cis lesbian vagina
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>>7620393
Cry harder liberal shit.
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>>7620393
This is a Trump support board.
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>>7620484
I unironically voted for the God Emperor
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Are protests a good place to meet grils?
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>>7620523
Only if you want a tumblr feminazi for a gf.
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>>7620601
And that's a bad thing becauuuse..? Love me some yummy teen pucci
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>>7620709
I mean, surely they'd be all moist and bothered by older "mentor", it's a win win
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>>7620709
Only if you like Tumbblerina fat fuck pussy.
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>>7620726
this. if you can stand to be around them long enough to fuck you need your head looking at
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>>7620726
Most of the image related ain't fatty-chans tho. Would fuck.
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So raping straight girls is wrong and no one would ever so such a thing of course. But if there was a real video of a straight girl being raped by her best friend would you watch it?
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>>7620805
I'd bet the friend in case would be a tranny or bislut, so no.
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>>7620758
the one crouching at the front is the only one I would touch given the opportunity

>>7620805
since it's hard to know what's real, probably yeah. I'd assume it's being made with a production crew
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>>7620824
I said straight girl that means straight cis girl.
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>>7620824
>>7620829
Oh you meant the friend. Let's say she's a sexually frustrated cis lesbian girl that's had a crush on her best friend for years.
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>>7620523
They'll always leave you.

Most say they are gay just to virtue signal, literally worse than bishits. Learned my lesson first hand

Fuck these leftist cunts
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What should I eat in order to get tasty pussy? Is pineapple halal?
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>>7620837
In that case, and if it's genuine, then yuppity yup, hand over the clip
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>>7620837
sounds pretty hot to me

>>7620846
as I remember no onions or garlic or fried food in general, no meat or dairy and loads of fruit and you'll be the tastiest vagoo.

ftw never went down on veg puss, don't know what I'm missing
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>>7620850
No such video exists in this God forsaken world.
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>>7620838
>All my leftist male friends are unattractive and I think girls are really pretty and awesome so yeah I'd say I'm a lesbian
Are you sexually attracted to woman?
>I'm not really a sexual person I'm more about romance and I've had a girlfriend before
Have you had a boyfriend before?
>Yeah but he was abusive. Men are such pigs, that's why I'm only into women now.
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>>7620871
I dunno, there exists wayyy more fucked up stuff if you look from right places. Lesbians aren't that uncommon
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>>7620980
Just cause there exists more fucked up stuff than that, doesn't mean that exists. If your confident such a thing exists why don't you show us. I don't believe it does.
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>>7620994
Sorry, not going to spoonfeed. Too much crap to browse through. Just saying that if this idea can come up spontaneously, it's highly likely that someone somewhere has done it, at least at some point of history.
>tfw no neanderthal rapist gf
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Do you kiss your girlfriend in public?
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>>7620869
Thanks anon! Guess I need to consider changing foodstuff
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>>7620805
I would. I've gotten off to the idea a couple of times, as ashamed as I am to admit that.

You wouldn't find it anywhere on the surface web though. I suppose you could look up those Sorority hazing vids. They're fake, but can scratch that itch if you're desperate.
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>>7621096
Isn't this mainly a bislut thing?
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>>7621096
It depends on the time and place. If it would draw ridiculous amounts of attention then no since it's a moment for us, not some random rabble nearby.
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>>7621355
I saw a butch latina girl holding hands with her thick as hell latina girlfriend that was wearing practically nothing. She didn't seem to mind it being a moment for other people, although I dunno if either of them were lesbian or bi. Also couldn't tell if the butch one was a transman or just butch.
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>>7620805
There already is a video of this.
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>>7619690
>cis lesbian general
>cis

hoo boy
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>>7619945
Mtfg
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>>7620869
You can go down on my vegan puss and report to me with results.
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>>7621096
Yes, we kiss whenever we meet and have to depart. Maybe in-between sometimes.
I wouldn't start a full-blown make-out session though, that's reserved for private spaces.
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>>7621096
Sure, but only when it happens in relation to some sort of event when we are out, like experiencing a nice view together or sitting on a bench to catch a break. I don't think we'd ever do it in the middle of a square or in public transportation for example. In general we'd probably avoid doing it in close quarters similar to public transportation or when we are surrounded by a crowd like we'd be in a square, but I'd expect the same kind of decorum from everyone else. It's not really "our" moment if we are practically squished together with other people.
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So guys, this isn't pedophilia right?

>tfw not single 32-year-old
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>>7621834
>implying I wouldn't want a 30 year old molesting me
JUST
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>>7621799
Vaegan vaginas?
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>>7621851
I'll wait for you ;__;
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>>7621871
Oh God, don't remind me of that horrible video.
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>japan already has a show about gay dragons and the west still has not
What went wrong with the west?
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>>7622004
Give it 5-10 years.
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>>7621834
I'm dating a lady who I first met in like 4th grade.

She was 17 then I think and was in a program at the HS where they did a job shadowing thing with the grade school teachers.

She helped me research UFOs in the computer lab for my social studies report.
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>>7622010
Yeah, that's the average waiting time for the west to catch up with Japan. In 2004 they already had shows with lesbians and the west couldn't do that until what, 2012? And lesbians in cartoons until 2016? So progressive.
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>>7622021
Korrasami comic in summer.
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There's literally nothing wrong with being bi.
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>>7620952
I don't understand what you're trying to say here
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Why are men so shit?

I ordered a burger and they can't even get the order right. Just making a fucking burger shouldn't be that hard.
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>>7622012
Pretty damn cute fampai

>>7620805
Yes I'd probably sell it to straight women too. Wasn't their third top search "lesbian converts straight girl"? They love the idea of a lesbian giving them pucci lust.

>>7622297
Death to the non-gold scum! You will be dealt with - trash for the trash heap.
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>>7622874
You just keep trying to trigger a cancer discussion don't you.

Talk about hot girls, this is lesgen not femnazigen.
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>>7621834
This is cute and all, but I can't imagine putting up with a 20yo.
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>>7622004
Would you eat your dragon gf's tail meat?
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>>7622874
Don't expect anything from them desu they're retarded and/or violent if statistics are to be believed.

>>7623014
Fuck off male apologist. You're next on the chopping block.
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I sent a girl a nude last night and she hasn't texted me back, it's been like 20 hours.

Oh I also sent like 3 other text after it and a text this morning...

Is this bad?
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>degenerate non-lesbian
this is why you are hated by the rest of the LGBT community
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>>7621799
aye aye captain

>>7621871
haha ethan's video on this made me feel sick
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Reminder that the world needs more qt halfie grills
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>>7623213
She is probably busy masturbating to it.
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>>7623213
Give some context. Did she ask for it? How do you know her? Are you fat?
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Ugh, tomorrow is another working day and I'll see (and hear) that man-loving bitch again.
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actually, hey guys, explain your general diet
vegan? vegetarian? gluten free? (reee get out!) sugar free? low carb? daily protein target? only things made by a robot? etc.

curious because I swear all the girls I know at this point are vegetarian

>>7623316
I'm totally in love with a friend of mine that's married to a dude, hold me
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This thread is a good insight into the mind of dykes. Turns out you are all a bunch of man hating cunts.
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>>7623328
This picture is a good insight into the mind of Hau. Turns out it is just full of malasada.
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>>7623213
>"girl"

You probably got catfished and now your photo is getting mad upboats on plebbit.
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>>7623347
kek
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asking you lesbeans to get an impartial opinion

who looks cuter, really short (like 5'0) ftms or really tall (like 6'0) mtfs ???
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>>7623349
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>>7623278
s-she should take a break.

>>7623291
She did not ask for it, no, but we were flirting and she sent me a couple lewds (not nudes) before. This was kinda my big play.

We're casual acquaintances.

I'm not fat and kinda qt if I do say so myself.

>>7623349
I've know her IRL.
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>>7623372
Neither? Because they're both trannies?
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>>7623324
I'm young. I eat whatever I want and get my daily exercise through work. Except the days leading up to my period. Then I stop eating red meat and go mostly vegan/gluten free.

>>7623379
Then if you want to know just ask her when you see her irl. She might make up an excuse. There's really a lot that could have gone on.

>>7623386
Ignore the freak
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>>7623108
To be honest, no.
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>>7623324
No special restrictions, except keeping red meat intake down to small portions a couple times a week. I suppose I don't eat a lot of sugar, but that's because I don't really like sweet things.
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>>7623372
I think both of those are kind of freakish heights, 5'3'' FtM or 5'9'' MtF would be less off-putting.
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>>7623410
Not even once? I'd totally give it a try at least once. I mean how often does one get the chance to try dragon meat?
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>>7623324
I eat the same things every day. Every now and then I eat something different.
I'm lactose-intolerant, so no delicious dairy products for me.

Breakfast: Oatmeal and an apple
Lunch: A granola bar
Dinner: Chicken, rice, and mix veggies
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>>7623386
>>7623399
>dykes thinking society thinks they're any more normal / sane than dickgirls

lel
we're all freaks to them, you can push your way to the top of a shit pile but you're still part of the pile of shit.
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Post lesbian pepe
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>>7623324
I can't even say I'm in love or something, but it makes me so angry. She's way too good for men.
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>>7623324
I'm the vegan nerd.
Now that you mention sugar free, I've been trying to cut down on my sugar intake. I eat so many sweets, and would rather invest that money in healthier alternatives, or women.
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Good night, lesgen, and be prepared for tomorrow, as I'm gonna whine alot about my hot married colleague and my online kinda-friends dumped me, so I only got you.
Oh, those random commas.
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>>7623447
The correct term is mtt and ftt. Don't be confused by the sjw agenda.
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Trannies should be exterminated for good. Filthy creatures.

Of course, these degenerate times require degenerate solutions. So I suggest a containment area in Africa.
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>>7623887
Stop.
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>>7619690
We should have a British Empire general next.
>implying Britbong girls aren't the best
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>>7623901
I just read you guys had a tax on tampons? Also, why is every single one of you a slut?
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>>7623901
Britbong girls truly are the best.
I've been longing to go back to London anyway, will I get a free Qt along with my citizenship?
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>>7623910
Not a tax, it's just that VAT isn't supposed to apply to basic, essential products. Books are exempt, for example, since they're pretty essential if you're still in education, but sanitary products are subject to 5% VAT like other luxury items. There have been a few campaigns recently to have them put down as a 0% basic commodity but EU law says 5% is the absolute minimum and only products set at 0% in the '70s are allowed to retain their tax free status.

As for why we're all sluts, I don't know. It just comes naturally to me.
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>>7624080
If you're a goldstar you are exempt. If not I propose the britbongs be nuked.
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>>7624113
That's not very nice, anon.
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>>7622297

There's not, and it's silly that people here think there is. Idk about you gals but I don't care if bi girls post in clg as long as they’re not talking about their relationships with men, bc this is not the place for that. I know when I hold my gf’s hand in a public place and somebody sees us, they're not likely to wonder or care about the details of our sexual preferences, we're just dykes. So why be so devisive amongst ourselves? Then again what do you expect from 4chung.

>Tl;dr, bisexual sympathizer
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>>7623450
I don't want to die, so no.
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>>7624121
Being nice won't restore the Lesbian empire, scum.

>>7624208
You can't invent a definition for a word. CIS LESBIAN GENERAL. I'm gonna start putting: No bisexuals
in the op since apparently they and you - don't understand that you're not welcome here. TRASH FOR THE TRASH HEAP
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>>7623324
i always hit my daily protein, going lower on carbs. My typical day/ what I eat the most often are
>breakfast
fruit, oats, greek yogurt (that's what I never miss, every day is the same)
>lunch
2 boiled eggs and a tomato
>dinner
chicken, rice and broccoli. If I'm after gym, protein shake as well

Sometimes I combine lunch and dinner in a bigger meal around 6 pm tho
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Where did you meet your girlfriend lesgen?

>My ex and I met at a straight pool bar through a mutual friend, later found out that mutual friend had a crush on me and got in a fight with ex for “stealing” me lol
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>>7624262
>lesbian empire

Oh shit, I remember that there was a weird setting that was being plotted up that involved a world with rampant lesbians lesbianing everywhere.

I put a bunch of it on a word document
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>>7624499
4chan.
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>>7624262

>Lesbian empire

Unfeasible with our numbers, I propose an oligarchy
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>>7624499

4chan as well.
She's amazing. The gods of autism reward me for years of faithful service.
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>>7624499
Japanese class. The Gods of weeb also rewarded me.
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>>7624499
In a club. I spent a good fifteen minutes watching her dance with her friends, swatting away every man that got near her, and I was drunk enough to think that she might actually be gay instead of just in a relationship.

Turns out she was SUPER gay. Asked her out after two dates. Happy for a year now. I'm pretty sure she's the person I want to spend the rest of my life with.
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>>7624562
Once you eliminate the male and male apologist populations only the good lesbians will exist to create the foundation for paradise. Our daughters will live in peace, no woman will know >tfw no gf.
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>>7624599

I am 100% picturing it as you wandering up to dance with her, she turns to slap you away and then realises youre a qt.

It's kinda adorable, even if probably not accurate to events.
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>>7624638
That's more or less how it happened, since I crept up from behind.
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Daily reminder that straight girls fantasize about being converted by a lesbian.
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>>7624655
FANTASTIC.
You're my hero.

Also congrats on doubles twice in a row.
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>>7624673
I'm starting to seriously believe this is true. But this means that half the population is available for me to date, but I still don't have a gf...
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So these two very nice, attractive women want me to move to live with them near Seattle as like a polygamous thing.

Has anyone ever had any experience with that?

I've known them from online for like 8 years and I've met them a lot of times because one has family sorta near here and they are in the area a few times a year usually.

They seem really genuine and I do like both of them a lot but I'm really afraid to leave my home town and I'm worried it won't work out long term.

I've asked my mom about moving and she said that if I did want to she would always have money set aside for an emergency move back if I wanted to.

It seems like I should try at least and I mean if a poly relation would ever work out it would have to be with lesbians because the purest love is magical.
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>>7625011
You will never get gf without taking the plunge. Risks will reap in reward.
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>>7624227
She said she removed the poisons!
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>>7625106
Give it a shot. Worst that will happen is it doesn't work out and you have to move back. It's a whole new opportunity for you anon, new place, new people, new experiences!
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>>7625366
I might as well.

I'm so lonely here, I'm probably the only gay girl in 20 miles of here and I just want to be held and cuddle and stuff.

I hope they don't kill me and make lampshades out of my skin.
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>>7625449
Seattle is close to here. If you're ever in need of a fourth...
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>>7624499
tumblr lol
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>>7623757
You don't have to believe MtFs and FtMs are female and male, respectively. That's the SJW agenda. But there's nothing wrong with using the terms MtF and FtM, because the fact of the matter is that they are indeed switching their hormonal environments to the opposite sex.

That doesn't make them the opposite sex, mind you, but they are transitioning "from <male> [to] <female>" and "from <female> [to] <male>", they're just not succeeding because success is impossible.
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>>7623975
No qt's
t. kek
>>7623910
We're sluts because we enjoy life. Chavettes are sluts because they're like that. Posh females on the other hand like their behind door orgies.
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Anyone into BDSM? How does one become a good dom? How do you dom your gf and make her do stuff when you can't see her?
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>>7625731
>You will never arrange a gathering of other femmes to dance, have nice food, and then sex each other up
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>>7625838
Start with handcuffs and blindfolds and work your way up from there. Even though I'm mostly dom in my relationship, my gf really gets off on her blindfolding me and holding my head/hair and making me eat her out or doing things to her. She says she likes how helpless I look. And it's the same for me. I enjoy tying her up and spanking her and treating her like a princess and being gentle and sweet with her, or some days I'll treat her like a worthless slut and be as rough as I want.
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>>7625717
They are biologically what they began with and their transition ends up becoming the monster called a tranner. So since it's impossible to become the desired sex they transitioned into a tranner. End of discussion.
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>>7625989
The point is not what they become, it's what they are transitioning towards/to resemble.
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>>7625920
>I'll treat her like a worthless slut
i never understood how people could get off on this, i'd feel too bad seeing my gf like that
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>>7625259
What if I have an allergy to dragon meat. Doctors won't be able to do anything and I would die.
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Cisbians I need to gush about my new girl.

>Persian, but American born
>not religious but was raised loosely muslim by her parents
>her family is 100% accepting and cool with her being gay
>soft butch, switch, slightly more of a top (perfect fit for me)
>no makeup aside from a little eyeliner
>total lesbian fashion
>short hair that is longer on one side (AKA really gay looking)
>hazel eyes and all around cute AF face
>dat ass and dem hips
>super duper goofy and silly yet also mature and wise about life and advice
>laughs at all my stupid jokes and puns
>constantly finding cute ways to tell me how pretty I am
>kind and considerate
>is a weeaboo like me
>very social and popular
>loves to go out and party, isn't into drugs, but doesn't mind if her friends partake
>the mama hen around her friends, making sure everyone is having fun and being safe
>bound for grad school in the fall (hopefully here)

Just spent the last ~24 hours with her and it was a complete delight the entire time. I'm so into her. She's so into me. Gah, I'm so happy.

Funny thing is we met outside a lesbian club after last call, drunk and eating a street hotdog. We texted for a bit then but got busy with our lives, and since she was just random hot dog girl I didn't make too much of an effort to pursue her then.

Saw her again about a month later and was like, "OMG this girl is actually super fucking cute." We had chemistry and it's it's been building ever since.
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>>7626180
>dating a mom friend, but not your mom friend
Fantastic taste.
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>>7626180
>very social and popular

reeeeeeeeeee
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It's weird asking my parents to buy me cute underwear.

I need a job.
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>>7626432
I can see the bulge from your tuck, tranny. In case you didn't notice, this is CIS lesgen.

Now fuck off.
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>>7626137
Huh, that has never even crossed my mind when trying new food. I guess it's as good a way to go as any.
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>>7626022
If they're trying to bully lesbians out of being gay I'd say it's fine to tell them the truth - that they're not women.
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>>7626541
What? I'm not talking about that. Besides, FtMs aren't trying to bully lesbians out of being gay, nor do they want to be women in the first place. I'm talking about all trannies, not just MtFs.

All I'm saying is this: trannies do transition to resemble the opposite sex, so calling them FtMs or MtFs isn't really wrong, because you're not saying they are ACTUALLY male or ACTUALLY female, you're just saying what direction they're transitioning to.
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>>7626549
Will you and the other faggot kindly fuck off with this conversation?
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Something weird is happening everything seems like it's moving. I feel pretty close to calling my mom
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>>7626581
Make me faggot
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Well, guys.
Today I'm 25 yrs old. I am now a 25 yr old kv. If I wasn't academically successful with a high paying job, I would kill myself.
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>>7626701
Buy a gf.
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>>7626701
Yeah, just buy one. Japan's got some QTs for hire if you're interested.
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What are the best places to meet other lesbian women? Online dating is always just full of creepy men wanting to talk to lesbians and I already missed my chance during college because I commuted to school and didn't live on campus. Are gay bars also for lesbians or are there lesbian specific bars and clubs? I just want to meet a QT.
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>>7626923
There are lesbian-specific bars, but they are dissipating fast. Going to bars and clubs isn't really that bad of an idea though.
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>>7626928
I've gone to bars sometimes with my friends, but it's always just guys who try to chat us up. I feel like since I live near LA there should be more opportunities but I have no idea where to even start. Even places like West Hollywood look like it caters more to gay men than gay women.
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What crosses the line from playfulness to abuse in terms of being aggressive with your gf. I think my gf is REALLY tiptoeing that line
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>>7627097
What does she do?
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>>7626713
>>7626907
Will she love me or just stay for my money?
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>>7627120
She's just way too rough in bed, unless I stop and get upset. And that kind of ruins the mood. Also this morning she randomly slapped my ass way too hard. I mean maybe it was mistakenly but I could tell she put some force into it
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Also this is my first real gf btw
>>7627120
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>>7627179
Have you tried speaking about this in a one on one with her? Make it clear that you don't like it when she gets too rough or implement a safe word so she knows when to tone it down without ruining the mood entirely.
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>>7627205
Alright, I'll try in the morning.
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>>7626549
Mentally ill freak.
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>>7624290
>2 boiled eggs and a tomato
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>>7624499
ex. she went on a bike ride, drunk, during icy weather, in the middle of the night. I was the unlucky one who found her laid on the ground bleeding
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>>7627215
Good luck, anon. Hopefully she'll understand and be willing to compromise so you're both happy.
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>>7627235
I knew I'd forget something. in the countryside. gravel road, no streetlights. most retarded thing I've ever seen.

also those nuns are cute as hell. tfw no cutie to be condemned to the fires of hell with you. my crush used to be mega-religious. maybe I can get her back into it again
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>>7626455
>those hips
give it a fucking rest you paranoiac
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>>7626604
deep breaths are good
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>>7621096
No
I'm not an attention whore, neither is she.
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>>7627223
why's that bad?
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>>7623324
For example today

Breakfast:
Cottage cheese with berries and honey, if there's no cottage cheese I have oatmeal

Lunch:
Carrot soup

Dinner today will be pizza

Not a lesbian though
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>>7627647
>pizza
why do people keep on eating this crap
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>>7627656
They are just plebs. I only eat real food like stam cooked snail penises.
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>>7627656
It's not my choice in this case but I like pizza
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>>7627665
of course you eat dicks, you pizza sympathizer
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>>7627668
why do you like it? It's just two fucking base ingredients.
And EVEN IF you get many toppings, you can get twice as much of the toppings, on WAY better quality in a normal fucking restaurant, for the same price.
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>>7627674
Because tomato sauce and melted cheese taste good
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>>7627682
>t.5 year old
there are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better things to eat out there, grow the fuck up
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>>7627696
I'm sorry my dinner triggers you
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>>7627696
t. pretentious cunt (and probable vegan) impugning a millennia old dish because it isn't haute couture enough for her refined tastes
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>>7627696
Idk I like pizza.
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>tfw i never knew this board exists
Anyway, those of you who live in countries where being a lesbian is a tabu, how do you pick up other grills? I was thinking gay bars, but it seems like there are none in my area. It's kinda retarded to hit on grills without knowing whether they are straight or not.
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>>7627701
i'm not vegan not pretentious. I cook my own fucking food, and when I don't, I spend that cash on actual restaurants, for food like really high-quality steak, or some other dish I can't do at home.
Grow the fuck up kiddo

>>7627708
>those of you who live in countries where being a lesbian is a tabu, how do you pick up other grills?
the internet
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>>7627708
>tabu

It's taboo. And as for picking up grills, gay bars exist. I travel a lot for work and if I can find a gay bar after one night in Qatar i'm sure other people can as well.

>>7627720
>not pretentious
But you literally just insulted one of the most popular dishes in existence because it's... immature?

>i cook my own fucking food
So do I, you insufferable cunt. That extends to making my own pizza.

>can't cook high quality steak at home
I'm sorry it's more complicated than ramen with a boiled egg, sweetie, but that doesn't mean it's impossible.
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>>7627726
There is a possibility there simply aren't any gay bars in my area. Or maybe i'm just bad at looking for them.
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>>7627735
Where do you live, cutie?
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>>7627726
>So do I, you insufferable cunt. That extends to making my own pizza.
learn to cook better
>I'm sorry it's more complicated than ramen with a boiled egg, sweetie, but that doesn't mean it's impossible.
I never said it's impossible, but in order to have the perfect steak, you must have more experience than just cooking at home.
I do cook my own steak from time to time, but sure, not as perfectly as I'd order it from a good restaurant.
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>>7627741
Nah, i'm ok. I'll stick to making delicious pizza capricciosa with my beautiful girlfriend whilst you're paying eighty dollars for a steak you were too lazy to learn how to do correctly at home.
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>>7627747
>haha, I'll give 420 dollars to bread and cheese, b-but y-you're an idiot for giving 20 to a really good steak!Haha!Now I totes showed you!
go fucking kys. At least you do that already I guess, with all the shitty food you're eating.
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>>7627747
>eighty dollars for a steak

Ok yeah, americans will love their pizza.
But there are so much better foods and who are better for you. Why would you eat wheat with so much cheese when you can eat actual foods ?
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>>7627754
>yeast, sugar, salt, flour, olive oil, egg
>mozzarella, ham, mushroom, tomato, artichoke

Are you really so detached from the real world that you think a handful of fresh ingredients will cost over $400?

>>>7627759
I'm not American. Why are you operating on the assumption that just me saying I enjoy eating pizza means I eat it every day and never eat anything healthy?
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Post pics of dishes you've made
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>>7627774
>>eighty dollars for a steak
>I'm not American. Why are you operating on the assumption that just me saying I enjoy eating pizza means I eat it every day and never eat anything healthy?

Makes me think
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>>7627774
>what is exaggerating?
I see the 5-year-old mentality strikes hard
also what >>7627794 said.
No fucking where does steak cost that much.
Hell, I can get a 10/10 steak for 15 euro where I am, but for a really good pizza, I'll have to pay 20, at LEAST.
And it's not even comparable, steak and pizza, let's be fucking fair.
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>>7627802
That's because a pizza is supposed to feed multiple people, you fucking doofus. Of course it's going to cost more.
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>>7627802
>for a really good pizza, I'll have to pay 20, at LEAST.
I wonder what you think "really good pizza" is
In Italy you'd pay 5-7eur at most
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>>7626701
I can be your gf.
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>>7627811
>eat half a pizza
>get 2000 calories of carbs and fat in one sitting
>still not perfectly full

>eat a steak
>just protein and some fat
>perfect taste
>full af

really makes me think

>>7627815
I hate pizza after a trip at Italy desu, 90% of the restaurants were pizza and just fucking pasta with cheese, never again
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>>7627525
it's just an unusual combination. why a tomato?

>>7627802
where though? I've had £35 steak and still ended up wishing I stayed home and cooked a £4 one myself
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>>7627819
Get an Italian gf to teach you about their cuisine
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>>7627825
not specifically a tomato, just usually a boiled egg+veggie. Sometimes corn beef as well.
Also that's only when I haven't meal prepped, I have tupperware full of chicken,rice, broccoli most of the time

>>7627825
Greece, we get 1000000000/10 meat here desu

>>7627833
I'll get a Russian gf soon
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>>7627834
>Russian gf soon
you off to russia?

okay, misunderstood and thought you have boiled eggs and a tomato every day. this is acceptable

damn you greece
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>>7627834
>I'll get a Russian gf soon
How?!
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>>7627834
Learn how to make blini and impress her then
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>>7627841
yes, I'll go there in the summer

>>7627844
I can't reveal the sikrits

>>7627858
>blini
>not just give a kot
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>>7627862
зa чтo? yдaчи, жeлaю тeбe вceгo лyчшeгo. хoчy тoжe
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>>7627868
I don't know Russian senpai. Just vacation
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Cлaвьcя Poccиюшкa
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>>7627880
no gf for you!
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>>7625838
>when you can't see her

First off, if you want to be a good dom never get yourself blindfolded.
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>>7626432
You need to buy cute underwear by yourself. You'll come to like it.

>>7627682
Still into baby food. What a keeper!
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Why did I have to born ugly?
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>tfw exactly 4 years ago, to the second, I tried to kms
>tfw didn't work because the knot wasn't good
>tfw rn qt told me that I should never try to kms, despite not knowing anything
feels good desu
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>>7627868
Can you make me blin and call me cyka?
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>>7628323
I'm a dirty anglo, sorry
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>>7628337
Make me pancakes and drink tea with me then?
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>>7628348
okay sweetie. I can still call you cyka, or bloody wanker, whatever you prefer
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>>7628388
I prefer being degraded in Russian by a qt Slav girl. I'm too Anglo to get off on being a bloody wanker.
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i keep having recurring sappy dreams about my female friend,but i'm pretty sure i don't have a crush on her.
help pls
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>>7628520
See if you feel the same way after a few hours spent sat on her face, anon.
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>>7628543
i-it's nothing like that!It's mostly hand-holding and going into dates together!
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How do I increase my sex drive?
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What can I do to get out of my creative slump?

I've been wanting to work on my art again this year, and set some time apart each weekend to do something creative. Alas, I haven't done anything yet.
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>>7628578
listen to some music
when i want to draw i mostly listen to porter robinson,his songs are beautiful
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>>7628578

>>7628585 and daydream. Obviously don't daydream in important situations. But by all means, you find yourself thinking the coffee next to you looks like a weird sea with bubbly eggs about to hatch weird creatures from it, keep going with it and see where your mind takes you.
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>>7628565
Sounds like you do, anon.
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>>7628623
no i don't,i just miss her a lot [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
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>>7628574
Masturbate, even when you're not particularly in to it, but never let yourself cum. Just edge for weeks at a time. You'll start wanting to fuck every girl you see before too long.
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>>7627669
>>7627665
You should've brought more burn heals with you...
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>>7628184
post pics and we judge.
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Anon who was hit on by the doctor here! I have to go back and get a follow up check up from her in an hour. W-what should I do?
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>>7628804

Wear nice underwear this time, duh.
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>>7628804
Wear the sluttiest underwear you own. Stockings are mandatory.
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>>7627220
I'm not trans, so I don't know why you're calling me that, but okay bitch.
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>>7628737
hm, finally a good advice, thanks, I'll try it
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>>7628819
>>7628888
She's going to have to see my neck, back, chest and breast naked and put a heart monitor on me again, then take my pulse and watch me breathe for a few minutes.
So.. I should wear a matching bra and panties set?
I-I have a dark navy blue laced set I could wear..
Thigh high stockings or full ones would still require me to be wearing a dress, or it would look weird.
And if I wore a dress and she asked me to take it off, then I would be sitting there topless, and only in my panties... with stockings on.
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>>7628967
Dont go for the stockings, but i mean, dark navy lacy underwear is always sexy.
Do it.
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>>7628967
But that's what you want, anon. Pick a nice, tight, long sleeved dress that you'll have to take off. When she sees the stockings she might get a nosebleed.
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>>7628985
>>7629002
Yeah, definitely not going to wear a dress and stockings obviously. But maybe my black tights and a long sleeve button up shirt so I can slowly unbutton my shirt in front of her?
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>>7629024
You're the worst slut i've ever seen, anon.
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>>7629024
Why do you think she's so stupid she'll care about your clothes?
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Anons I've had my first real sex dream tonight. I think I've been single for too long.
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>>7627254
yeah, what hips are you talking about?

it's an obvious fucking tranny and i'm not going to let those fetishist freaks invade the only safe thread on this entire board for CIS lesbians.
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>>7629111
Single for 24 years now, you think my brain shows me any sex dreams? Ha!
>>
What was your "I know that I'm pretty fucking gay but I'm not this gay!" - moment?
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>>7629188
Are you sexual though?
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>>7629189
I was at the Christopher Street Day in Hamburg and the people around me were sooo gay. And properly passionate about it too. Kinda felt out of place.
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>>7629189
The first time I went to a pride event. I'm a gold star and very comfortable with my sexuality but I still felt really uncomfortable around people that just wanted the world to know how gay they were. Like it's a competition.
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>>7629252
What does gold star mean?
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>>7629258
Means you're a level 3 lesbian.
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>>7629258
A woman that identifies as lesbian and has never had any kind of intimate relationship with a man. A woman free of all male taint.
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Why the word "vagina/pussy" makes so many handmaidens triggered? I mean, now protesters wearing pussy hats are not supposed to do so because "reee what about about teh Trans*+*+*+*+"
Penis is not a female organ. Just like vagina isn't a male organ. Why should we care that majority of trannies are too lazy to get surgery/want to pressure vulnerable baby dykes into hetsex?
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>>7629291
>lesbians are so fake they have a term for the stunningly large amount of them that sleep with men yet claim to be lesbians
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>>7629318
>Why should we care that majority of trannies are too lazy to get surgery

This general doesn't recognize vaginoplasty as vaginas, so I don't know what you mean by this. Even if they got the surgery, it wouldn't make a difference.
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>>7629329
>Bishits are so cancerous that lesbians have to root them out
Aaaand the male stupidity strikes again.
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>>7629343
>male stupidity
Aaaand the female superiority complex strikes again.
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>>7629318
What does "handmaiden" mean in that context?
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>>7628578
If I'm feeling particularly uninspired I'll just do a roulette of some sort. I used to occasionally use the 2hu ones like this. Or I'll poke my head into a drawthread to see if some ridiculous premise inspires me. Even if I don't share the results it at least gets me drawing.

I also used to save photos to a folder that I could go through when I had time to do studies. I'd flip through that folder until I found something I liked and attempt to sketch or paint it (depending what I wanted to focus on). Not exactly "creative", but a good way to work on your art skills.

>>7628585
Neat. He's one of the artists I used to draw to as well.
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>>7628585
I'm a weeb and not into electronic music usually but I loved "Shelter"
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>>7619690
[s]goldstar[/s] delusional general
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>>7629351
If we werent superior you wouldn't seek us out.
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>>7629824
Who says I seek you out? I'm a gay guy, I want nothing to do with you.
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>>7629318
If there's something that blows up a couple of my brain's veins every time I hear it is when people are talking about women in general and actually make a point to mention "women without vaginas".
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>>7629318
I think it's because of the context of the march maybe? Like how it's supposed to be against Trump, and Trump is like... Anti-trans supposedly, but he's also anti-women, so like...

I think it's just another intersectionality argument basically.
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>>7629843
>I-I'm gay!! It's not like I like y-you or anything!
Keep telling yourself that. But it's admirable that you decided to play the long game.

>>7629850
I will not stand for it. If some sjw tries to tell me that shit I will lay down the law. Gender is NOT a spectrum.
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>>7629880
>Keep telling yourself that. But it's admirable that you decided to play the long game.

Saying this is like me saying to you that you like men, you just keep telling yourself that you only like women.

>I will not stand for it. If some sjw tries to tell me that shit I will lay down the law. Gender is NOT a spectrum.

That's not what trans activists mean. There is the male and female gender. There is also the male and female sex. Sex and gender are often aligned, but not always. Trans women are a misalignment such that their sex is male but their gender is female; trans men are a misalignment such that their sex is female but their gender is male. This doesn't imply a spectrum at all, so I'm really not sure what you mean by that.
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hey im failing to find a girlfriend. what do i do wrong.. ?
im trying to leave good impression, im trying to understand girls and then boom - she is ignoring me. ._.
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New trans girl started working with us and I'm not sure how I feel.
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>>7627868
oгo
ты oткyдa?
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>>7629929
maybe you're trying too hard or something
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>>7630043
oткyдa вы?
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>>7630063
из бeлapycи
пoчти poccия
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>>7630024
Well, she just started working with you, so you shouldn't feel anything yet. See how she is and then an opinion will form.

But don't insult her or anything because that will get you fired or worse.
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>>7630084
Я из Лaтвии ;D
and bad at russian ;_;
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>>7630043
Из мacкaчки.
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>>7630107
wew, we are close. that's >>7630121 in riga right?

they don't teach russian anymore?
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>>7630134
NOW im close to estonian and russian border. most of my childhood lived in estonia so little bit harder with languages for me ;D they teach russian.
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>>7630134
He, этo типa Mocквa.
Sorry for being confusing.
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>>7630154
that's still nice

>>7630156
oхyeть кoнeчнo лoл. дyмaлa тyт тoлькo из aнглий вcяких и mena cидят
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>bong cuties
>eastern european cuties
>hafu cuties

This place has it all.
>>
>>7630084

Doesn't Belarus have like the worst human rights and economic situation in Europe right now?
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>>7630191
>human rights
it depends, but there are a lot of retarded and anti-constitutional laws.

>economic
that would be either ukraine or moldova
all in all we are close in that, so yes. this country is a shithole with a lot of problems
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Post 3d qts that I can fantasize about.
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How do you know when you have mommy issues?
Of course I don't want to fug my actual mom but I'm only really attracted to women who are older than me..actually I'm really into the motherly/teacher types because I first had my first female crush on a teacher in middle school, now I constantly got crushes on a lot of the female teachers and staff.
Is it because I was never really close to my mom and want someone who can be some sort of similar figure (but also be sexual) to compensate?
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>>7630283

Got you covered, senpai.
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>>7629920
>saying this is like me saying to you that you like men
You came in here calling lesbians fake. Now you're gonna cry about being the victim here? Fuck off. If you have no interest in women and you're not a lesbian there's really no reason for you to be posting here. You don't see lesbians going to your twenty generals to shitpost. Yet males like you are predisposed to this. And no one cares what you think about tranners. Fuck. Off.

>>7630024
Grin and bear it. Like we always do. Come here to vent if you want.
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>>7629920
And who decided that we should treat people according to what they feel rather than what they are?

If you have to hormone yourself, have surgeries, train/fake your voice, etc etc, you ARE NOT the same as someone who is born naturally like that.
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>>7630283
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>>7630284
Also forgot to mention that they don't have to be that old
Like they can be 4 or 5 years older and that fact alone can make me attracted to them, I'm rarely attracted to girls my age or lower
Y is this
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>>7630284
I don't know, I have pretty good relationships with my mom but still find older women much more attractive.
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>>7630313
>that sweet innocence
>being that qt
>tfw no Japanese jailbait gf
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>>7630299
>You came in here calling lesbians fake. Now you're gonna cry about being the victim here? Fuck off. If you have no interest in women and you're not a lesbian there's really no reason for you to be posting here. You don't see lesbians going to your twenty generals to shitpost. Yet males like you are predisposed to this. And no one cares what you think about tranners. Fuck. Off.

I came in here to point out the retarded female superiority complex, not to "call lesbians fake". Go fuck yourself.
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>>7629920
Gender theory is just a way to let gender stereotypes live.
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>>7630300
We should treat people according to how they present themselves is what I'd say. But no, trans women are never "the same" as cis women, and trans men are never "the same" as cis men. Never have I said they are the same. But I don't think they need to be in order for them to be in the same category.

>>7630341
That doesn't make sense. How do you explain gender dysphoria if transgender people are just acting out stereotypes and trying to lie to everyone about what they are?
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>>7630337
Calling it complex won't make it truth, you know.
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>>7630350
I'm not calling it complex. I'm calling it *a* complex. Look up what superiority complexes are.
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>>7630024
>not sure how I feel

Why do you even give a fuck? Or was it just a conversation starter? Regardless, how about feeling impartial until you learn if they're a shit person or not
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>>7630349
>That doesn't make sense.
>oh you are a boy and you like something that is considered girly? that's because you have a female gender
Ugh no, I'm to lazy to argue in English.
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>>7630421
>oh you are a boy and you like something that is considered girly? that's because you have a female gender

Not him, but even I know this isn't how transgenders work.
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>>7630421
>oh you are a boy and you like something that is considered girly? that's because you have a female gender

This isn't what trans people actually think, though. They are trans because they experience gender dysphoria, meaning discomfort with their bodies' sex characteristics, and transitioning relieves some of that discomfort by changing the sex characteristics in some ways (not all, certainly not).
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>>7630437
Shut the fuck up. They are simply mentally ill. Depressed. They say it's because they have "female" or "male" brains but that's been shown to be false. If a person said they were meant to be disabled and then surgically removes their legs we know they have something wrong with their heads. But if a guy wants to remove his genitals or a woman wants to cut off her breasts and take harmful drugs we need to support them? Nah. Go away and get mental help you're disgusting.
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>>7630508
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/10185741/Woman-wants-to-be-disabled-due-to-rare-condition.html
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>>7630508
>Get mental help, but not just any mental help. Only the best™ mental help. The mental help I approve of. Any other mental help is bullshit. I'm an expert.
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>>7630572
Exactly
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>>7630572
At least I'm not dumb enough to believe I should mutilate my body to "relieve dysphoria". Lmao "dysphoria"

>>7630611
Cis lesbian general here. Which you are not. Go be "tranz" somewhere else.
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>>7630622
Well, enjoy being a laughable asshole I guess.
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>>7630622
>Cis lesbian general here. Which you are not. Go be "tranz" somewhere else.
???
I'm not trans
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>>7630675
Yeah ok non-lesbian shit bag. Whatever you prefer. Just crawl back into your dumblr hole, go! Shoo!

>>7630655
>crossdressing freak calling someone laughable
Oh the irony.
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>>7630675
Don't reply, just let that poster shit themselves in the corner.
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>>7630738
Why don't you get that this is the one place you can't be? How hard is it to understand you're not a woman "on the inside" because there's no such fucking thing. You can only be female on the outside. With a vagina. With a uterus. And any male apologist isn't welcome here. Take your brainwashed sjw rhetoric elsewhere. No Tumblr shits. K? K. I'm gonna put that in the OP to remind you.
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>that feel when no qt girlfriend to listen to records with and discuss them

also just noticed I'm wearing both plaid and leggings today lol.
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>>7630283
Sure
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>>7630508
>but that's been shown to be false

Actually it hasn't. The medical community and the science are backing what the trans people are saying, lol. You're the one going against the consensus here, not me.

>Go away and get mental help you're disgusting.

You say that like I'm trans. I'm the gay guy if you scroll up just a tad.
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>Let's go back inside so you can keep eating me out, anonette.
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>>7630904
I may be a lesbian but I don't eat women out. Vaginas are gross desu. I just like their bodies
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>>7630904
She looks very well prepared for her environment, do you think she was a girl scout at some point?
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>>7630886
We have a few loonies in our thread, sorry about that.
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>>7630886
>>7630953
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/11/brains-men-and-women-aren-t-really-different-study-finds

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/10/151029185544.htm

http://www.nature.com/neuro/journal/v8/n3/full/nn0305-253.html#close

http://m.pnas.org/content/112/50/15468

Now kindly leave my thread tranner.
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>>7630919
Kek nice...bait? Idk what you call that. Off handed shit posting? Yeah.
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>>7628506
oh, I assumed you were a burger

>>7628804
I thought you said you're not attracted to her. are you trying to taunt her?
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>>7629291
what if I licked a male taint?
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>>7630283
Is Urara the best anime this season?
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>>7631178
I'm South African actually, but I live in Australia. Anglo background.

>>7630886
Gender studies are a pseudoscience invented by a paedophile called John Money.
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>>7630043
я aнгличaнкa, пpocти зa paзoчapoвaниe
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>>7630970
>>7631260
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender#Scientific_studies_of_transsexuality

Excerpts:
>The most studied factors are biological. Studies beginning with Zhou in 1995 have found that trans women's brain structure (volume and density of neurons) is similar to cisgender (cis) women's and unlike cis men's, and trans men's is similar to cis men's, even when controlling for hormone use.

>Studies have also found that both androphilic and gynephilic trans women's brain function and responses are like cis women's and unlike cis men's, or are intermediate between the two. Likewise, studies such as Rametti's have found that trans men have male-like white matter patterns (even before using hormones), regardless of sexual orientation.

>With regard to genetic factors, a study by Hare reported that trans women have a longer androgen receptor gene than cis men, which is less effective at binding testosterone, potentially preventing complete masculinization of the brain. (Prenatal androgen exposure or sensitivity, or lack thereof, is an often cited mechanism to explain observed brain-structure differences.) A study by Bentz found that trans men have a CYP17 allele distribution like cis men and unlike cis women.
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>>7631223
No. Don't believe >>7630283 if they say otherwise.
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>>7630970
I don't give a rat's ass about whatever science argument y'all were having, you're a loony because you loudly accuse everyone and their dog of being trans and go off on ridiculous hate-filled rants.
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Got back from the doctors awhile ago! I thought I messed up at first, but it went really well! I got her number!!
1/2 or 1/3?
>>Went into the room
>>Nurse came in and out
>>Doctor eventually came in as the nurse left and it was just me and her the whole time
>>Her hair and makeup looked really nice today! She looked a LOT younger and less stressed out
>>Oh fuck I'm nervous now
>>Got through most of the usual questions they always ask you.
>>She eventually asked me: "So, have you been sexually active since your last visit?"
>>I just grinned and said "I wish, doctor."
>>She immediately looked away towards the computer
>>Could see her getting flustered
>>She told me I had to change and to remove my top ect so she could put the monitor wires on
>>Started to unbutton my shirt
>>She walked over to my left and started getting the machine ready
>>Can see her in my peripherals glancing at me
>>Took my shirt off
>>Took my bra off and then just looked to my left and up at her
>>She's just standing there with monitor wires in her hands
>>Starring down at me
>>A few seconds passed with just us making eye contact
>>"I-I'll have to put these on, X on your back, neck and your chest, Is that okay?"
>>I leaned forward and she placed sensors on my back and my neck then I laid back down so she could begin to put them on my front
>>She walked around to the other side and began putting them on my lower ribs
>>Could see she was extremely flustered and I was trying to not be a bitch and grin because it's really cute how red her face was
>>She gets to my breast (The wires go directly under the boob) and her hands are absolutely shaking
>>She retracted them immediately just before she was about to place them under my boob
>>She just turned away and looked at her computer
>>Instantly felt really bad, like I pressed her too hard
>>She turned back around after a few minutes of looking at the screen.
>>I looked away while she did my chest
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>>7631273
Why would you rather cite sources from 1995 than 2015? Do you have any studies done in the past ten years? If it isn't done in the last five or so years you should toss it out: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/07/03/mri_software_bugs_could_upend_years_of_research/

The unfortunate thing is that there are loads more studies proving that "female brain" and "male brain" don't exist - but those findings were made in studies trying to prove they existed. When no difference is found the studies are tossed out, isn't that funny? People have been more successful in proving you can't be "female inside" or a "male inside". Sorry you've been misled by pure mental delusion. Now go cry elsewhere tranner.
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>>7631468
Hot. Why do you have to do these tests tho?
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>>7631468
type faster plzz
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>>7631468
2/2
>>She walked back over to the monitor and stood next to it standing over me
>>She asked me to breathe in and out for a few minutes
>>Closed my eyes and breathed in and out
>>Opened eyes and saw her starting down at my bra and shirt in the chair next to me for a few seconds
>>Her expression changed from flustered to more serious
>>Wasn't sure if she was starting to hate me so I just blurted it out while I still had the nerve..
>>"Hey, Doc.. mind if I asked you... A personal question?"
>>"Sure."
>>"Are you... interested in me?"
>>"...How so?"
>>"I mean.. Id like to get to know you better."
>>"..And why would you be interested in getting to know a boring old doctor?"
>>"You're not old. I think you're incredibly attractive."
>>Her expression melted to blushing really hard
>>Both of us just started giggling and being flustered
>>She looked at my chart "I'm 12 years older then you-- doesn't that bother you?"
>>"Nope! So.. can I get your number?"
>>"How about you put your clothes back on first?"
>>Pointed to the wires still sticking to me
>>She just chuckled and started taking the wires out
>>She started to take off the ones on my chest and I just grinned at her
>>Her face just flushed red
>>"You're absolutely terrible, do you know that?"
>>"Oh? And why's that?"
>>Both just laughed
>>"So... Now that I'm dressed, can I have your number?"
>>She told me to hand her my phone and she put her number in
>>Called it immediately when she handed it back and her pocket started to vibrate
>>She just sighed while I laughed
>>"Like the vibration, doctor?"
>>She just shook her head blushing and answered her phone
>>Both chatted on our phones standing next to one another giggling and made plans for a date on Wednesday
I did it! I got a date with her!
W-what do I do now?! Where do I take her?
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>>7631475
Even if I concede that there is no such thing as a "male brain" or "female brain", you still haven't "disproved transgenderism".

Transgender individuals do, in fact, experience gender dysphoria, the cause of which can be any number of things. Whatever the cause, it is legitimate, and the only known effective treatment is medical and social transition. Part of social transition is being integrated into and accepted as the gender they identify with.

Meaning, even if it's a mental illness, transition is still justified and opposing it makes you an asshole because you're opposing the only possible treatment for them.

And once a-fucking-gain, I'm not trans. I'm a GAY CIS MALE.
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>>7631507
That's super cute Anon, I'm jealous. Go get her and prepare for a long passionate night of hardcore handholding
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>>7631515
can you please stop?
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>>7631568
If it means our conversation ends on the right foot like this, then sure.
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>>7631507
If you start dating her, you will need to find a new doctor to visit since a doctor dating a current patient can potentially get the doctor in trouble.
Don't ruin her career, flirty anony.
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>>7631507
This is such a crock, but I suppose stories like this are a tradition of this place.
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>>7631507
>"..And why would you be interested in getting to know a boring old doctor?"
>"You're not old. I think you're incredibly attractive."
Just like my chinese cartoons!
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>>7631594
i'm not the one you were talking to i just don't see the point of all of this
it's fine if you're a guy and you want to browse these threads but there's no need to tell everyone just to start shit
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>>7631515
>disproved transgenderism
Like I said. This thing called "dysphoria" is the result of mental illness. Autism and transgenderism is strongly linked: https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/11/the-link-between-autism-and-trans-identity/507509/

Being unable to cope in social situations can lead to depression. The solution they may come across is that they hate being who they are, they hate their male bodies and start idolizing the female form. Then it's just a case of "the grass is greener" and you have men who equate being female as wearing knee-high socks, winged eyeliner, and being doted on by men. They can not understand what being female feels like. They only imagine that they would be happier living in this idealized world where women have no problems and they are suddenly liked and successful as a "female" in "girl things". They don't know what a period is like. They don't know what it's like to be belittled for being a woman. They don't know anything. They only have caricatures and stereotypes to go off of. They need help and it's not helping them to strive for unnecessary surgeries, to take drugs, and feel inadequate for not looking like the women they have an unhealthy obsession with.
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>>7631642
> there's no need to tell everyone just to start shit

Well, I'm not really telling everyone just to start shit. I'm only mentioning it because I keep getting accused of being a tranny.

>>7631644
If you speak to them, you will find that their dysphoria centers moreso around their bodies than their clothes, makeup (or lack thereof), or their partners. As I said a few posts ago, they experience discomfort with their sex characteristics, which is miraculously relieved (though not entirely so, because their biological sex characteristics can never be *fully* replaced) upon treatment with medical transition. This is transgenderism at its core: dysphoria caused by sex characteristics. Now this may very well be caused by mental illness. For the sake of argument, let's say I concede that. The treatment remains the same: medical transition. Other than that, what treatments, which are proven effective, can prevent these people from committing suicide? The only thing I can imagine is putting them in straitjackets and supervising them 24/7 as suicide risks.
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>that feel when no one answers your post :(
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>>7631716
Which one is your post?
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>>7631495
I had gotten really sick earlier this month and my heart was beating irregularly to the point it was hard to breathe and I kept feeling like I was about to completely black out randomly. So they thought it might have been a chest cold or pneumonia since I work long hours outside and it's the winter time. But they wanted to do other tests to make sure it wasn't something more serious. She told me the worst of it was over and I wasn't contagious but needed a lot of rest since I over worked myself.

>>7631552
I would love that.

>>7631611
I actually asked her about it and she explained it to me it should be fine since she's not my primary care doctor. I was only able to see her since it was an emergency and she works in the ER, I went to the ER and she called my normal doctor and got permission to act as my doctor for that appointment since my usual doctor wasn't scheduled for that day and was off duty that night. And since she was the one who saw me for this condition, she had permission to make a follow up checkup. But I wouldn't see her again if I made a normal appointment with the hospital, they'd make me use my usual primary care doctor. So it's all okay.
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>>7631722
I'm >>7630838
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>>7631702
I'm cisles and I appreciate you trying to make her question her beliefs. I doubt it will work since she's a fucking zealot, but it's refreshing to watch someone try.
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>>7631507
>12 years older
I like this.

>>7631702
I'm not claiming to know how to fix them. But there are much better ways that we aren't examining. This could at its core be reflective of a larger issue - one that divides the sexes and complicates the idea of gender. That they must change their bodies to match their gender identity should be discarded. You can be a feminine man. You can be a masculine woman. But if you're unhappy with your body and determined to change it with drugs and surgeries - what's the difference from those who have an unhealthy body image and are anorexic or obsessed with cosmetic surgeries? You need to make them ok with their bodies. Not tell them to change it. Make them confident that being a feminine man is fine, being a masculine woman is fine. And this all points to the larger issue where people want to impose gender as personality traits, want to say they belong to one or the other sex.

>>7631774
>i'm a cisles
Then you should be aware of how trans identity politics have now made being a lesbian bad? As a cis lesbian I truly want you to take your bishit ideas back to actuallesbians.
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>>7631790
I will say that I agree with you in one respect: if there is an option that allows us to make transitioning unnecessary for trans individuals, which successfully reduces their rate of suicide to levels seen in the general population (or hell, even just at or below the levels seen in the post-transition population), then we should make that the option we pursue for these individuals.

But until such an option is discovered, I see no other way to prevent their untimely deaths than to allow them to transition.
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>>7631790
>trans identity politics have now made being a lesbian bad
Being a lesbian is bad now? Wow, that's a shame.

>bishit
>actuallesbians
I've never understood the motivation behind arbitrarily assigning labels to people who engage you.
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hey lesgen, tell us about the awful relationships you got into when you were repressed!
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>>7631727
>heart beating irregularly
Yikes. Glad you feel better. Which reminds me - apparently women sync their heartbeats with their lovers.

>>7631882
Because of these trans lesbians you are seeing the closing of lesbian bars and now the L in LGBT is being replaced with Q because apparently being a gay female is transphobic. You forcing these tranners on us is unacceptable. If you'd rather a tranner "lesbian" you would be happier elsewhere you fucking idiot.

>>7631875
>until we find a better way there is no other way
Then there needs to be work put into finding a better solution. So far, all you hear is that anything besides playing along with them being their desired sex must be "transphobic" so the mainstream is adopting this way of coping is the best way and we should stop at that. It's stunting growth, preventing them from getting good treatment for the long run. Who knows what this could turn into. People are spreading all this ruckus about gender identities, about sexual fluidity, and adopting it all is somehow progressive. Apply some fucking logic to this shit. We need to cut away all the unnecessary noise pollution and get to the root of these issues and while they claim to be accepting people as who they are - they're just complicating matters instead of making sense of them. We want to be enlightened, not confused. Which is why we need to think critically about where all this is going.

>>7631957
GOLD STARS ONLY CUNT
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>>7631963
нa хyй блядь
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>>7631992
>нa хyй блядь
Bлaгaлищe являeтcя caмым выcoким
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my gf keeps sending me pictures of weird shit.

she is worried her tarot card reading isn't going well

I'm worried she is insane and i'm just now finding out
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>>7631963
>Because of these trans lesbians you are seeing the closing of lesbian bars and now the L in LGBT is being replaced with Q because apparently being a gay female is transphobic.
Wow you really are a nut.
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>>7631963
I agree, we should not pressure researchers into not looking for other treatments because other treatments are "transphobic". At the same time, we should be careful not to deride those who opt for the only known treatment and those who administer it.

A suggestion: continue treating regular patients with transition. But for those people who are willing to opt into it, research new treatment methods on these willing participants, and fight against the idea of this being "transphobic" however possible. If a better method is discovered, treat all patients with this method; if not, then continue to destigmatize transition.

This is the only conclusion I can come to in good faith and conscience.
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>>7632017
kek. Get ready to dump her.
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>>7632017
>I'm worried she is insane and i'm just now finding out

Best way to find this out for sure: watch like a 15-minute segment from "The Cove" (documentary about dolphin poachers) or any other similaar dolphin documentary. If she breaks down into tears and mentions anything about some spiritual connection between humans and dolphins, that should be your confirmed red flag.

Sadly this comes from experience.
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>>7632067
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>>7632046
Are you actually stupid? Why do you think lesbian bars have closed and gay male bars are still thriving? That less women are identifying as lesbian? It's all you're fault you bishit. You need to go back.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2016/12/20/is_lesbian_identity_fading_in_a_queer_world_outward_presents_the_lesbian.html

>>7632017
>her tarot card reading isn't going well
KEK
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>>7632017
>tfw no weirdo occult-obsessed gf

isn't it kind of a tumblr thing right now? I wouldn't be surprised if that's why she's doing it
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>>7632094
Did you actually read the article you linked? Or the related ones on the same site discussing the plethora of possible causes? They sure don't agree with your attribution of it to transwomen.
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>>7630838
>Leggings
Yes.
>Plaid
No.

I don't get paid. I understand that it's basically code at this point but I just can't wear it. It's like country music: you either love it or just don't see the appeal at all.
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https://skirtclub.co.uk/
>mfw there are sex parties for hot and wealthy straight women to have sex with other straight women
Disgusted and intrigued. Let's pool our cash and get in.


>>7632144
Of course. Because that's "transphobic". Use your brain and you'll find the context cues. You probably can't manage that tho, what with you being a retarded bishit.
http://www.wweek.com/culture/2016/11/30/who-crushed-the-lesbian-bars-a-new-minefield-of-sexual-politics/
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>>7632232
Silly me, I must have forgotten to don my tinfoil hat before reading.
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>>7632180
well the thing I was wearing was a shirt with plaid in it. It's like sweater material up the front, with a split back and a reverse v of plaid up the back
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>>7632255
Yes. Now leave. We don't need you getting your ass burnt because the crossdressing dude you're seeing isn't actually a woman. Shoo! Trash for the trash heap.
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>>7632284
you're the only trash here
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>>7632301
>cis lesbian general
>is a bishit who doesn't know how to respect the rules
Trash for the trash heap
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>>7632284
I still don't know what you hope to achieve with those accusations, they only make you look juvenile.
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>>7632313
>accusations
You say you're female? But you whole-heartedly believe in things like "translesbians". You can't be a lesbian then because you'd have piv sex with a tranner. You're a bishit. And that kind of bishittery is allowed anywhere but here. I'm sorry you're too dumb to accept the truth. But there it is. Now get the fuck outta my thread, T R A S H.
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>>7632335
>my thread
Don't make me laugh, everyone's seen exactly how little power you have. Your feeble attempts to assert dominion only ever serve to emphasize that.
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>>7632563
Then why do you keep coming back here? Go make your own m8. If you can even do that much. Retarded trash.
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>tfw during the days you're not horny you don't feel tfw no no gf and would probably neglect her if you had one
Is this normal or am I a psychopath?
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>>7632650
>cis lesbians only
>paranoid dykes constantly bringing up the topic of tran-trans and bishits
>tran-trans and bishits flock to defend themselves
>almost never actually talk about anything else

why isn't it just no mention of bishit and tranny stuff thread? that includes you fucking freaks on both sides of this argument. the people you don't like aren't leaving and meanwhile every thread gets derailed. it's like you'd rather talk about trannies all day, which is pathetic. what kind of self respecting lesbian wants to do that?
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>>7630283
Nyanko is love.
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>>7631288
Dragon maid manga > anime
Urara anime > manga

Urara is AOTS and I want Nono to be my wife and Saku to be my husband while I keep Kon as my personal whore and Chiya as my pet and pay Koume to be my expensive French slut while Nina is my concubine and I keep the dyke squad as sexual servants.
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>>7633133
>Dragon maid manga > anime
Stop letting that anti-Kyoani bias distort your worldview sis.
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>>7633154
I really don't like the coloring.
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Can we have a pacific northwest meet up? Like maybe we can all meet up at a women's only sauna?
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>>7633220
I'll bring the mämmi.
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>>7633164
Absolutely rotten taste you got there sis.
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>>7633220
This thread is a dumpster fire, why would I want to meet any of you irl?
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>>7633220
Nah. We should have a Texas meet up. We can go horseback riding while we blast good ol' country tunes in the background. It'll be lit as fuck, ya'll.
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>>7632283
Plaid skirts are ok but shirts just make me think of rednecks and hipsters. I really like leggings though, on myself and other girls. Are your legs slender?
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>>7633295
haha yeah those are the associations a lot of people make. We need to reclaim plaid for lesbians. And no, I'm working on losing weight bu still kind of chubby, I normally wear real pants but today was laundry day
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>>7633295
plaid skirts are so fetishy
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>>7633269
Jeez, sis. Who didn't eat your pussy today?
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>>7633286
That does sound dope as hell, but there's more lesbian shit to do in the pnw. I'd love to rub cunts to cuntry music.
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>>7633332
I'd rather let it die, really. Let's make our own thing. I don't know what because I'm not a fashion kind of person but it's cute and stands out just enough to be noticed but not draw too much attention I'd wear it. Good on you for trying to lose weight. Running is your best bet if you want good legs, but squats are also important.

>>7633341
Corsets are my fetish.
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Hi. My name is Skra and this is my first build.

I started playing Dark Souls Oct 11, 2016. I wanted to role play this game as a knight for no other reason than I like the way knight armor looks. I realize that there are better defensive options. It seems to me that new players almost always tend to make a Giant Dad and I want to do something different. This build is what I have ended up with.

While learning this game, I realized that the Claymore has TWO thrust attacks: a one-handed thrust attack and a rolling two-handed thrust attack. So, whether I’m one-handing or two-handing my Claymore, the Leo Ring bonus damage would always be available to me. It occurred to me that the Leo Ring would go with my build nicely considering that I'm fast rolling in medium armor.

With Charcoal Pine Resin applied and the Leo Ring counter bonus triggered, my one-handed R2 thrust attack does 820 damage against the Cleric in the Darkroot Garden. My two-handed rolling thrust attack does 836 damage against him. The Leo Ring aside, stabbing the Cleric in the back one-handed yields 884 damage, a two-handed backstab yields 901 damage and Riposte is 1048 damage (I used the Cleric for testing because he heals himself). With the Green Blossom and the Grass Crest Shield regenerating my stamina, I rarely find myself unable to use my rolling thrust attack. It's just always there.

I've read in the forums that the contemporary quality build is 27/40 because of the two-handed bonus for strength, but I wanted to make certain that my one-handed thrust attack did as much damage as efficiently possible because the damage bonus granted by the Leo Ring is percentage based. Also, since my two-handed thrust attack requires rolling, I had to figure out a way to get my equipment burden below 25% so that I could fast roll without being too squishy because my vitality is so low.

So, my first build is finished. This is it. It's my Veteran Knight and I love it.
>http://mmdks.com/8ijr
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>tfw halfway through college
>tfw assumed I was going to go five years as a double major
>tfw can graduate in four years if I average 15 hours a semester

Holy shit. I was not expecting this, but all the math seems to add up. I'm going to meet with my academic advisor to make sure all my ducks are accounted for, but if they are, this is life-changing.

I don't have friends to share this with, so I'm posting it here. I'm also losing weight. Things seem to be going okay.
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>>7633379
Do you seriously read through these threads and think that you want to meet the people behind the posts?
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>>7633252
Literally only looks good in that part of the OP.

I'm a moe pig anyway so Urara is my AOTS.
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>>7633509
I would meet some of them. I just filter out the obvious trannies pretending to be cis lesbians. Also, the average hon on here doesn't have the balls to meet people in person. I'm just hoping maybe there's a few cis lesbians that would be down just to hang out in a gay bar and shoot the shit.
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>>7633510
Shit taste confirmed on all levels. Moe is old and busted, 社会人 is the new hot.
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>>7633544
I just see sociopaths, whiny NEETs and female frat boys. No thanks.
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>>7633573
No. Stop getting old so you can find high schoolers attractive again.
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>>7633625
It's already too late for me. High schoolers look like fetuses and I can hear the cats gathering outside my house.
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>>7633658
You just need some young pussy given to you.
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>>7633719
Sorry, I didn't order this. Return to sender please.
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>>7633744
Wow, mean. Then fine, keep craving disgusting old pussy that will never be given to you anyway.
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>>7633495
Good job anon. You are a good girl.

>>7633220
Attractive local girls with low standards hmu!
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>>7633719
How young? Can I have some? Please don't be FBI...
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>>7633781
Such disrespect. Go pick on someone your own age.
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Hey. Are you still shamelessly trying to kiss other women?

>>7634016
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>>7633824
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>>7634042
Maybe call me in 11 or 12 years.
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>>7631507
This is the fakest thing I've ever read. Author, do you like anime? Oh wait of course you do
> all of those uses of elipsis
>blushing/flustered all the time
>W-what

If a doctor flirts with patients or is that uncomfortable, it will get them fired fast. Breaks the code of medical ethics.

Also, very real anon, what did you go to the doctor to have examined? A breast- neck topless heartbeat thing?

3/10 try harder
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>>7633220
Anyone in Portland want to grab a beer tomorrow?
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>>7634059
>Breaks the code of medical ethics
If you really like someone you'll probably be don't give a fuck about ethics
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>>7633887
And to think I was making an exception with you when I usually only like women 1-5 years older than me maximum. Stay a wizard, granny.
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>>7633480

I dont even care if this is a shitpost, Dark Souls is goat.
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I know everyone hates the gays there but how are lesbos perceived in the south? Specifically Texas? And how's it different compared to other parts of the country
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>>7635723
Such adorable salt.
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>>7636207
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>>7636510
RIP. Never forget.
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>>7636619
What was the point of Stretch anyway.
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>>7636736
Dunno, but it was a fun ride. Too bad the ending was really abrupt.
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>>7636820
Nothing came from the drama chapters though, it was kind of retarded

I would totally marry Tamamusi.
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