Do you poop with your bf in the bathroom? I was with this guy

>>7597535
Get your Mexican JonTron lookin ass back to >>>/b/

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>>7598029
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU WIN THIS TIME ANON BUT ILL BE BACK!

>>7597535
Well you guys pissed on each other so after that I'm pretty sure anything goes basically

>>7599669
I mean piss is sterile and I made sure he was hydrated so it was clear and didnt smell, Im very sensitive when it comes to my senses and I just thought him pooping at that moment was kinda rude


Im a plumber so the smell doesnt really faze me and I grew up changing diapers for siblings and grandparents so poop is whatevs, still let me shower in peace ai dont need your PPPFFRRRTTTSS messing up my shower bliss and harmony

>>7597535
did you tell him about this at the time or are you an dumb autist

>>7597535
and where are your nudes

>>7599759
I sarcastically told him he was so romantic

I dont think he got the sarcasm because he took me out for dinner and bought me flowers at the park

I win either way

i would rather die than do this

>>7599770
Latexserpent on xtube ayy lmao

>>7599866
>never turns around
waste of time my man

>>7599893
Why does everyone keep asking for ass?

I get a lot of private messages asking for that everytime I upload something.

Its not that great, you can see in the pic its average at best

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>>7599976
It doesn't matter what you look like.
The gesture lets people know you can be submissive.

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>>7600005
Yare yare daze

>>7597535
my bf and i poop infront of eachother all the time

not really a big deal, usually just because we're about to shower together and one of us has to take a shit, what's the big deal?

>>7599789
cute
how can you complain with such a nice bf

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>>7603135
because he only exists inside my head

>>7597535
>Do you poop with your bf in the bathroom?
Probably won't.

Don't have a bf though.

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>>7602974
>whats the big deal?
That you have a bf and I dont

>>7599866
Message sent! :^)

>>7599866
>$2 to watch you jack off on xtube
cute but not that cute

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>>7608302
>im not worth a Snickers bar or bag of skittles

I feel attacked

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>>7608287
Is dis u?

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>>7609009
Actually Id rather buy some skittles than watch some fatty jerk off t b h f a m lmao

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>>7609009
Just post the video in a 7z so I don't have to pay thanks.

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>>7609192
Its $1.99

Support your local shitposting whore

Got damn son

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>>7609308
>giving xtube my cc
u must be joking

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>>7599728
>gay plumber

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>>7609316
Y u do dis?

>>7609349
because i'm a poor college student

>>7598029
Lol

>>7597535
Tell him "hey, the other day you pooped while I was in the shower. I didn't really like that. Can you not do that next time?"

Problem solved.

>>7609663
ok but what if he gets mad?

>>7612448
Doesn't sound like something someone would get that made about

>>7612935

Saying it to the wrong guy he'd take it as a rejection of intimacy. But assuming OP's bf isn't a major feelfag he should be ok.

>>7613098
Yeah thats what I meant.

Hes a bodybuilder but hes told me he was always insecure about being clingy

>>7597535
>Dude don't shit when I'm in the shower, wait until I'm done

Wow how hard is it to say that? Instead you come make a dumb fucking thread about.

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>>7614858
How else can I post my selfies and outjew my porn videos

>>7608137
>>7597535
>>7609192
OP is cute. Would suck toes.

>>7608137
>>7615171

Hilarious how American SJWs find fat Mexicans like this attractive.

I guess he's standard in fatassland.

>>7615493
I like chubby bearded dudes is all. The fact that he's Mexican is incidental. And I'm a Centrist.

>>7615519
Being a chubby chaser is a mental illness.

>>7615543
Ok. Still not attracted to twinks.

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>>7615171
I have hobbit feet sorry lmao


Also today I got like 30 messages on Grindr and a bunch of dick pics.

I feel like theres something in the air, this has never happened to me before.
Ive been in this part of the city before and didnt get more than 3-4 messages

>>7615846
I'm sure they are very nice feet. And if you're self conscious about them then you can wear socks while I give you a footrub.

http://hewillnotdivide.us/

>>7615879
A guy tried that on me one time and I kicked him in the face, im very ticklish lol

>>7615959
I'd be honored to be kicked in the face by you.

>>7616058
Im about to start swingin cash me outside howbow dat?

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>>7616058
Do u like my gold thong?

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>>7616231
Hhhhnnnngggg!!!!

>tfw I will never be your personal blowjob machine or be gagged with your socks while I rub your feet.

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>>7616211
Excuse me?

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>>7616231

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>>7616245
Damn son lol

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>>7616258
This is me when I was trans.


Cash me outside howbow dat?

>>7615543
You're not much better than him yourself.
Actually, most people would say you're worse by far.