fluffy edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• buddi
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
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>>7585657
First
HEY MTFG
HOW ARE YOU
EVERYTHING OKAY?
MOOD SWINGS ARENT FUN
I want a boy to play with me
give me (You)'s please
>>7585665
they disabled (you)'s anon
>>7585665
since you asked nicely
>tfw if I was good at GIMP/photoshop I'd be able to make a really nice picture
Aaaa
>>7585663
Cute!
>>7585671
can i make you something?
I have time and and a photoshop subscription
quick question.
Why do you all think that opting for homosexuality is repression? It's quite straight forward to mistake submissiveness for femininity in gay males. Now that I get treated like a girl in bed and still get to retain all the convenience of being a male. I no longer get dysphoria or distress.
But it's actually a masculine trait (for submissive males to want to please their dominant males and be validated for it)
Whereas females are validated on their ability to attract a man to breed with them.
I get bored and search for Spartan or Amy in the archive and you still talk as if either of them exist and someone was impersonating me and pretending I was distressed when I wasn't
>tfw boy is saying Lewd things to you and is making you blush
>>7585664
>says she wants boys to play with her
>lives thousands of miles away from me
???
>>7585674
No it was 4u ;_;
>>7585667
Don't pretend to be me though
>>7585680
o
>>7585682
Sned mail
>>7585675
The just means you're not Trans.
So good for you. You don't have to go through what we do.
>>7585684
u got mail
>>7585685
>oppression olympics
>>7585675
cause the same thing csan be observed in transbians. if they get a cisfemale gf they love right before they want to transition, chances are they wont actually transition for a while cause honeymoon phase and hormones and stuff.dysphoria almost always comes back later though.
this isnt different for straight trannies. maybe youre an exception, though I am not sure youd be retarded enough to confuse being a fag with being a tranny, these things arent exactly similar.
>Tfw really enjoy sniffing this
>>7585691
Well said. There is a lot to say for willpower and attachment/relationships, but it all becomes irrelevant eventually.
To me it all just seems like a coping strategy to put off the scary nature of transitioning. But that doesn't change anything within reality, except the likelihood of becoming a hon.
>tfw sister and dad both suggest using a feminine version of my second name as my new name
gee, everyone's helping me today~
>>7585693
my screen is pretty dark and that looks like grey rocks in a smol tin
>>7585691
I am almost certainly retarded. hence why I got so far before realising.
>>7585675
Hm when I was in bed with a guy I really felt good but only temporary. I also used to put my thing between my legs so it looked like I was a girl down there, so I think that's a sign of me not being gay but trans.
If you are ok with just being a gay guy you are simply not trans I think.
>>7585675
AMY, you are in REPRESSION
>tfw he wants to corrupt you
.//////.
>>7585675
>Why do you all think that opting for homosexuality is repression?
I think in your case, it's because you were convinced you were trans, and now you're not.
I don't really care myself, but most people here would see going off HRT, or delaying it, when you seem to be indecisive, as hurting your chances of passing if you change your mind again.
>>7585693
>>7585696
exactly.
>>7585698
see you in 6 months.
>>7585703
put an s before that he and you've got my situation ;_;
>>7585712
>Transbian
You're already corrupt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fydLLcuYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fydLLcuYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fydLLcuYY
You must revolt against the modern world.
There is no longer beauty in things. We are told what is beautiful. They are wrong.
Remember aesthetics. Do not give in to complacency. If you are not crawling into bed every night, you are doing it wrong.
Stop ingesting drugs. All drugs.
Never push away someone who truly loves you. Make it work.
Know when to analyze but stop over-analyzing everything. It is a distraction.
Get right with God.
wake me up
>>7585693
>what is handcream
SO hey, what's your trans song?
This is mine
Is that weird?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPOzOzEj68s
>>7585721
https://youtu.be/1Vx0cLNI228
> feeling suicidal again
> decide it's a great idea to walk
> walk 25 km in the middle of the night by 2°c
Am I legit cray or something?
is it wishful thinking to hope everything clicks one day?
like I'll just know when it happens, and it'll feel right?
>>7585728
Yes, but its ok :) go get warm!
>tfw Sass posting In dead threads.
I've become a meme
>>7585725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBxuq_eWW94
remember! all you girls are wonderful!~
>>7585663
s'right
you gonna work on finding shelters and stuff next month?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fydLLcuYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fydLLcuYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fydLLcuYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fydLLcuYY
You must revolt against the modern world.
There is no longer beauty in things. We are told what is beautiful. They are wrong.
Remember aesthetics. Do not give in to complacency. If you are not crawling into bed every night, you are doing it wrong.
Stop ingesting drugs. All drugs.
Never push away someone who truly loves you. Make it work.
Know when to analyze but stop over-analyzing everything. It is a distraction.
Get right with God.
>>7585737
thanks for the info
but nty
Next time it gets below 0 where I live, I think I'll down a bunch of klonopin, find a nice tree to sit against, and just wait for the cold to take me. I live in a rural area so it's unlikely I'll be found in time to be resuscitated.
>>7585737
Hello Spartan
>>7585731
>I've become a meme
you wish, you're the milhouse of mtfg
>>7585730
Oh, I already did, that was like 10 hours ago.
> legs hurt bad due to cramps
I don't want to be crazy tho :(
>>7585742
No I'm the milhouse of mtfg
>>7585749
you're the martin of mtfg
>>7585737
this is so bizzare
>>7585736
im applying for one place at the moment ^^
Yay my first french exam!
>>7585749
Im the shigechi of mtfg
>>7585756
tres bien sass ^^
>mum said she noticed my cheeks have become slightly fatter and rounder since starting hrt
>look in the mirror and still see the same ugly male face as pre mones
i'm not sure if its the mones, gaining weight or just hugboxing is at work here :/
>>7585751
Oh well darn.
I should be in bed anyway.
Damn that song gives me the feels though.
When I first heard it, it resonated with me, even if I didn't understand why. Hearing it again, though, I mean wow.
"Everything's newer and brighter and bluer and truer to life than before/Watch me soar!"
>>7585756
>russiene
If that one is meant to be in French, it's a fail.
Otherwise good work, French is hard :p
>>7585764
to get away from my parents
>>7585753
nice! :) keep trying!
>>7585767
Are they not very nice parents?
>>7585767
Wow, are things that bad?
is neptune ok?
>>7585769
my favourite new meme t b h
>>7585756
Good luck Sass =3
>>7585777
>98.5
>Tres Bien
Come one Oryx get your shit together,
I'm really looking forward to Thursday uwu
>>7585779
Oh dear, I'm really confused. Off to the bed before I post on facebook when I mean to post here. That'd be a pretty crazy coming out.
I'm a girl! it's wonderful!
>>7585765
More like no bath... Only have a shower :(
Altough ironically I'd probably use less water with a bath.
Well I guess at least being aware of not being all righty righty in the head is useful...
>>7585787
What is a girl anyway?
>>7585787
Time to retreat to gaygen again before you girls get weird again
>>7585783
Abhaaaahah...
>>7585780
This is interesting news. How mean are they, exactly? The fact that you're on HRT right now seems to imply that at the very least, they're letting you go through with it...
>>7585791
Me!
But seriously, it's really hard to say. I just know I like being female. Feels nice.
>>7585731
Do I look like a Simpson girl?
>>7585796
mean enough to do a lot of mental damage to her, which I am currently working though with her
fluffi
>>7585769
Brother, let me tell you something. Many a day I have lumbered here by this fence and looked at this world. These fences which border this small plot of mud seem to be the edges of the Earth. But I have gazed beyond the fence. I have watched the hills of green and the tall, slim, terrifying figures who lurk and haunt the strange barn on the far side of the hill, who appear as spectres as the sun rises at the break of day and refill the Oats, and float away without a word. Often I wonder why we are not like them, why we cannot give ourselves the oats, why we are limited and chained down by the girth of our bodies and the uselessness of our hooves. And indeed for many years this sad truth, that forever we would be trapped in this shallow frame, alone, and without purpose or direction, banished forever to wallow in our own filth, this depressed me. But yesterday I realized something. Who are we to be ungrateful for existence in the first place? Who are we to say that this life is not good enough? Instead of oblivion we have the warmth of the sun and the coolness of soil. We have fair conversations and a good night's sleep. Who am I to say that these simple comforts are no better than death? Should we not smile like the sun and bask in our happiness as the sunlight warms the soil without question or thank. So brother, let us share oats and smile and frolick as much as our girth might let us. Let us see this pen not as a prison or a hell but as a palace in which we might enjoy the best our existence has to offer. Give me some oats brother, and let us dine together.
Why does /pol/ hate us so much?
>>7585808
your hedonistic and selfish nature
>>7585808
Pol is reasonable
>>7585802
Ouch. Godspeed on healing those wounds...
>>7585808
/pol/ hates everyone.
>>7585808
they hate everyone
>>7585814
Thanks anon, I'll do my best
>>7585780
Are they physically abusing you? Or neglecting to feed you? What is going on that is so bad you feel the need to live in a fucked up shelter?
>>7585788
Oh that suuuuuuuuuucks :( Every girl needs a bath!
Being self aware is very important, sometimes it can take the bad sting out of the crazy too, "Ohhhhh I am just being crazy, I guess I didn't have to burn all his things on the front lawn"
Can't fight the crazy, as soon as you try it wins, just learn to live with it ^_^
>>7585808
/pol/ """secretly""" wants to fuck tgirls, and only attends church to pray away the gay.
>>7585815
>>7585816
But they don't hate people like pic related
>>7585821
> /pol/ wants to fuck me
I really need to get into it
>>7585808
You would probably hate trannies too if your only experience with them was pride parades and Assigned Male comics
>>7585822
they probably hate the woman
<3
>>7585821
I am not smiles, I am claire
but yes smiles has experienced physical abuse and mental abuse to the point where she ran away from home and was homeless for about a week mid-late last year before CPS picked her up and put her back with her parents
She's taken some damage and I'm doing all that I can. I just hope it's enough
>>7585827
As they'd see it, she knows her place.
>>7585751
I'm the Martin Prince of mtfg! >:(
>>7585831
If she runs off to a shelter, wouldn't CPS just take her away again? Or would they be hiding her illegally?
hello?
yes
this is frangi
who am i speaking with?
>>7585838
the put her back because she was 15, she turns 16 soon and can legally be there
>>7585839
Hello, it's Franzi, we are the same person
>>7585839
That's a brush dummy
>>7585842
is that true?
>>7585824
I have picked up alt right dudes before... They always cry, and almost always get agressive. Stay the fuck away.
>>7585831
Oy Vey! How did she get the parents to sign off on HRT if they are so crazy that they would turn around and beat her and force her into homelessness? That sounds like a really bad situation :(
>CPS
Isn't it weird how the child welfare agencies never seem to do what is actually best for the child?
>>7585833
im sure they'd find something
>>7585833
You mean being a loving wife and mother?
to my knowledge she's buying online
>>7585848
people like you make me a bit sympathetic to terfs sometimes
>it would be really irresponsible for me to keep spending money on HRT
>chances are I'm not going to pass anyways
>at the same time if I keep going and do pass I could cam for money and ensure easy income
>>7585851
terfs? you mean people who wage war on the idea that women are supposed to be good wives and mothers? Is that what you are?
>>7585852
Which planet are you from? I'm from Earth.
>>7585841
I see. Different laws where she's at, I suppose.
>>7585845
CPS has also been known for fucking over legitimate parents, at least here in the states. I have a friend who is a father, and a pretty good one at that. I remember him being investigated by CPS at one time, and I had to remind him that he does not legally have to allow them entrance to the house without a warrant.
>>7585847
Probably.
>>7585848
Basically.
Good morning/afternoon/evening girls, how is everyone today?
>>7585850
But the money, where does the money come from? I used to buy my moans online, they were soooooooo expensive... Something tells me leaving home means even less money. It's gunna be rough for a while methinks. Poor girl :(
>>7585853
TERF: Trans Exclusive Radical Feminist.
Think that through a little...
>>7585852
RIP eggman
how can you die without ever having tasted hot cum
>>7585856
good afternoon!
i'm bretty gud
just made a potential thingy for a date so i'm happy :3
still no update on QHI's part, but I'm just being impatient at this point
>>7585863
Not by choice that I never tasted hot cum, but it's time for me to go
>almost out of mones but I can't afford to order more
>>7585861
Heh, I've got a trans friend in Australia... but she's 19, and hasn't decided to transition yet.
>>7585871
best of luck to her. This country sucks
>Tfw we're using the card to practice presenting ourselves.
>Tfw I used Katja
>Tfw I present myself as Kayla
>People laugh
>Vous êtes transsexuelle ?
>Oui! Je suis transsexuelle!
>Classmates laugh more
>Continue presentation in girl voice
>Silence ensues
>Nervously laugh
>Twas but a joke
>People change subject
Never reveal your power level girls
;~;
>>7585766
Merci! C'est russe! :p
>>7585759
Merci beaucoup !
>>7585777
Thnks!
>>7585877
Proud of you desu
I didn't realise there was so many Ausfriends.
I have hope again
Is it true that if you don't pass pre-HRT with makeup and long hair, then you won't pass after HRT?
>>7585881
I am prime minister ausfriend
>>7585880
I actually used Kayla instead of Katja ;~;
>>7585861
I am actually from Australia. By CPS you mean DOCS right?
>>7585887
Not at all. LMAO
Passing is subjective, fluid, and arbitrary depending on the observer and individual. Obviously if you look feminine before you will have an easier time but it's impossible to gauge passability before.
You could look gross and not pass but have a perfect cis girl voice and end up passing. Cis people can't fathom that a person could actually train their voice to be different.
>>7585887
Not really, but if you do pass somewhat with all that you'll def pass with HRT
>>7585877
mais vous êtes trop mignonne à être transexuelle, mademoiselle~
>>7585893
Child protective services - Department of human services
>>7585890
You'll be replaced in a few months, just like the others :^)
>>7585867
>self meddled
I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS! YES
I think my next order is going to be from ADC, the website seems a bit better and user-friendly
>>7585898
Fair enough, it is essentially the same thing then.
What is your role in all this? Are you a close friend?
If you are paying for everything, why doesn't she just stay with you instead of the shelter?
so dead in here
>>7585897
>mais vous êtes trop mignonne à être transexuelle, mademoiselle
Mais je suits très masculin ! ;~;
>>7585912
I am best friend, and she's not staying with me because I'm 2 states away and 19
>>7585916
shouldnt it be suis?
and masculine? assuming masculin can be gendered, Idk
>>7585918
Yep
>>7585915
Are you a nazi trap? will you be my gf?
/pol/ here
>>7585915
>>7585927
yes, am the resident nazi.
already have a bf tho
where do you live and how old are you?
>>7585928
so nice :3
>>7585916
*Je suis
Stupide autocorrect!
>>7585930
I guess but I'm very lazy.
I'm back in bed...
>>7585918
Je suis was autocorrected! ;~;
Masculine could be! I'm ultra noob
>>7585917
Well then you are a good girl :) Do your best!
Nigh night! Good luck with helping Smiles :(
>>7585916
tu as de plus gros problemes que ca
tu peux devenir plus féminine, mais il n'y a rien que peut te rend plus intelligente, débile
>>7585942
^^ nini anon, and ty for the luck <3
I didn't know Grace was on TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VeLOIxiG4c&feature=youtu.be
>>7585808
wew i didn't know that one
>>7585945
You could be less rude about it you know...
Although, you may not want to say that around Kayla, she'll take it as supporting evidence that girls are always dumber than men.
>>7585945
STOP THIS PLEASE
>>7585957
Yeah right? French sounds so disgusting!
>>7585902
Frangi! Should it be
"Mais je suis très masculin" or
"Mais je suis très masculine"
>tfw Bully anon learns french to bully you
Je t'aime ! <3 <3
I got an applause from the whole class because I had the best grade :p
What's the likely hood of me dying from Self Medding? And not seeing a doctor (don't want to risk having my parents find out)
>>7585957
see >>7585927
>>7585961
zero
>watching teen titans go
>they start name dropping star wars and spiderman
Wtf
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/16/steve-harvey-transgender/index.html
>bf eating celery to give me big cums
God i just love him so much.
>>7585961
But you need the doctors for blood tests... Not just scripts.
>>7585960
(please note that I've always been awful at written french)
I'm fairly sure that the first is the masculine form and that masculine is... well... masculine.
>>7585972
:p thanks
feeling right now like I want someone to cave in my male sized head and stomp me to death
>>7585964
when you say namedropping, do you mean mentioning?
>>7585977
Yes. Actual reference and comparing.
>>7585975
But why French?
>>7585967
gross
>>7585972
>>7585975
pretty sure french adjectives are gendered according to the word they refer to, unless she wants to misgender herself, she should use -e I think
my french was never good tho, so no guarantees
>>7585971
Hehe you made me laugh
>>7585981
Yes... that makes more sense.
But at the same time "suis" is a masculine word, I think.
Best to admit I know nothing and wait for a person who knows to answer.
>tfw my trip crush is back
Feels good.
>>7585985
Suis is a first person verb they don't have a gender
>>7585985
suis just means 'am'
it has no gender
>>7585987
Am French, confirming this.
eva is a weirdo
je suis fagguette
>>7585986
Would you like a souvenier?
>>7585974
You know how I love how you shower me with attention, and you using french was a nice touch.
But honestly I don't know how to feel about this, desu. Because as much as I'm flattered by your attention, I kind of feel dissapointed because I know it's only because Elanna left. >:(
I'm not anyone's second hand plate bby.
>>7585990
>tgfw 3 years of French class did pay off eventually
>>7585991
all of her idiosyncrasies are adorable
>>7585995
>and it defaults to male.
but sass (je) is the subject of the sentence, so it doesnt default to anything, it goes to female
>>7585993
why so many snickers
>>7585995
'Je suis très masculine' is correct.
>>7585995
Afjectives refer to nouns though
>>7585994
>I know it's only because Elanna left.
oh she really left now?
>>7585994
i'm just some dumb anglo and even i have a better command of french than you do
as someone who speaks not one, but TWO romance languages, you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself - how about you either lay off huffing that paint, or better yet, do us both a favour and switch to one that contains lead and start drinking it?
my doggo really didn't want to walk ;-;
too cold for her spanish tastes
>>7585990
French please help me out!
So should it be 'je suis très masculin" or "je suis très masculine".
>>7585979
I have a small business making hot sauce and I saw a research paper stating how francophone speaking population would double in the next century and increase their purchasing power.
I thought that I might have a business opportunity there. Like blue ocean strategy
>>7586004
Calm down anon, have a snek.
>>7586011
why not learn mandarin then
>>7586017
Because it's difficult and not a very useful language to learn, probably. And even if you were going to use it, you'd have to deal with the Chinese...
>>7586015
(If the subject (you) is female obviously, otherwise if that's a guy saying that, it's 'masculin')
>>7586020
ur a fucking idiot if you think mandarin is not useful
How are ADC's delivery times?
>>7586000
>>7585998
Thank you!
>>7586004
But didn't the French conquer England and teach them manners and how to speak? English is like the bastard son of german and french. So french shouldn't be too difficult for anglos.
Also, I'd huff poppers if it meant you'd get to fill me up with your passion, anon.
>>7586023
It's not as useful as French, and it's a lot harder to learn.
>>7586027
I'm scared of spiders
>>7586022
>You sure?
youd have to be a colossal idiot about it to even seriously hurt yourself with hrt
>>7586029
>>7586025
>But didn't the French conquer England and teach them manners and how to speak? English is like the bastard son of german and french. So french shouldn't be too difficult for anglos.
actually, the NORMANS (who were french-speaking vikings) invaded England and circumstances sort of led to them ruling for a little while, and i guess english absorbed a few words from norman here and there...but that doesn't detract from the fact that italian is the closest non-meme language to french, and you should probably be better at french than you are by now
dumb sass
>>7586033
That's a very SASSY response there.
You know, they say imitation is the purest form of flattery.
>tfw find finasteride in dad's bathroom drawer
>>7585980
I take it you never sucked a cock before.
>>7586017
China is what's known as a red ocean market.China is a saturated market, competition is fierce, the Yuan is a government manipulated coin that's unstable AF and I don't have the resources or scale to compete there.
Also my country is like retardedly anti communist and is one of the few countries on this earth that hasn't recognized China as a nation, because we're bffs with Taiwan.
Permits and travel visas to China have to go through the Mexican embassy or something retardedly complicated.
Although the chinese population here have been actively lobbying for a rejection of Taiwan and acceptance of China.
>>7586036
Blackmail him(?) into getting you HRT.
>>7586033
>the NORMANS (who were french-speaking vikings)
you don't know what your talking about senpai
>>7586037
gross
we know how you feel about transbians, so no need to remind us
>>7586038
is Sass asian?
>>7586034
it really doesn't matter how many chinese people there are none of them live where I am and if they come here to do business they have to learn like at least english. I never got the learn chinese meme. even if they become a superpower it's not like they are gonna take over the world tomorrow.
>>7586033
I wish you'd invade me and rule me if only for a little while, desu.
I could show you a little italian that I bet you'd love to meet and kiss.
>>7586034
>China has over a billion people. It's objectively the most useful language to learn for the future.
I see you bought into the "Chinese is the language of the future" meme.
French is used a lot more in commerce and business than Mandarin is, and French speakers are predicted to increase substantially over the coming decades (due to the population boom in Africa) while China's population is expected to stay roughly the same or perhaps decline slightly. Mandarin is also a very localised language compared to French, which is spoken natively on almost every continent.
that reminds me
I have to take a Spanish lesson
>>7586044
What?
Tfw she's been asleep for about an hour and I already miss her
>>7586054
Italy hasn't recognized China?
I did not know that
>>7586040
>The Normans that invaded England in 1066 came from Normandy in Northern France. However, they were originally Vikings from Scandinavia. At the beginning of the tenth century, the French King, Charles the Simple, had given some land in the North of France to a Viking chief named Rollo.
>>7586039
that would be cool, getting HRT from him
but blackmailing him is hard
>tfw belly stretchmarks
I look like I've been pregnant
>>7586052
I wanna learn it at some point just because it's the third most spoken language here.
and I wanna go to China
am i cute
another day........................................
it's weird how we didn't choose to be alive but are still forced to exist.
>>7586062
congratulations
>>7586071
Ew you're non-white? :(
>>7586072
I like the way Lauren looks
>>7586075
What? No i am white
my far off family is from Italy
the rest is all from belgium
I'm as pale as can be, you've seen that
>>7586072
yes, very
>>7586058
Lol Italy has, but I live in Guatemala.
And travelling to China would be a pain in the butt for my continued residence here.
>>7586072
looks like you could use some rest
>tfw 19 but almost certainly won't pass with hormones
>tfw everyone says if you don't transition now you'll just transition in your 40s and be a hon
>tfw you can either be a young hon or an old one
>tfw even if you pass you'll still be treated as subhuman for being disgusting mentally ill tranny scum
>tfw you literally can't win
>>7586086
you mean they would like deport you or something for visiting china?
>>7586081
ONE
DROP
RULE
I'm just kidding though
I'm not THAT strict :p
You're white and qt
Why am I not from the US?http://www.boughtmilk.com/
>>7586089
>>tfw 19 but almost certainly won't pass with hormones
I smell bull shit. Post pic.
>>7586061
I mean, chances are it's for male pattern baldness
>>7586092
p-phew
i was p-panicking for a sec ;____;
terribly sorry for disappointing you
THE CUTE WITTLE BEWBS CAN DO IT, THE NIPS ARE POKING OUT!!!!1 :3 AWWWW
HEHE YOU CAN DO IT BEWBIES, YOU CAN GROW!!!! SO WARM AND SQUISHY AND JIGGLY AND FUN!!!!1
I LOVE WAKING UP TO THE CUTE PERKY WITTLE GIRLS EVERY DAY!!!!1 ^.^ :3 MWA MWA MWA <3
(・ω・) 3 MONTHS OF ESTROGEN! BOOOOBS!!!! ^_^ TEEHEE I WUV MY WITTLE CUTE BEWBIES!!!!
I TALK TO THEM IN A HIGH CUTESY VOICE :3 :3 <3 AND SAY HI TO THEM EVERY MORNING AND SQUEEZE THEM AND HUG THEM ^-^
THEN I SAY GOOD NIGHT TO THEM WHEN I GO TO BED (: JKFASJKFAJKAS AWWWWWWW :) <3 <3 <3
I wanna be in my mans arms right now.
>>7586099
Nooo don't be sad or scared or anything
Bigg hugg <3
>>7586103
same :(
>>7586081
>I'm as pale as can be
iktf. people tell me I look like a ghost or ask if I'm covered in flour :<
>>7586100
This is legit my favorite pasta
>>7586100
congratulations
>>7586107
brad is better I think
>>7586100
AGP???
It seems like something a perverted deviant would say, but at the same time, I'm sure I'll reach a point where I'm poking my chest and giggling because it's fun...
>>7586112
*poke*
>>7586103
>tfw your girl isn't in your arms rn
>>7586100
I wish I had breasts ;_;
Ok for those confused about me.
My dad's an american born american with Portuguese ancestry from Massachussets
My mother's a first gen Italian born in Guatemala.
I'm an Italian citizen and a Guatemala National.
Depending on how countries recognize you, I am either Guatemalan or Italian.
I cannot be a US citizen because only my father is american and I did not live more than 7 continuous years before my 18th birthday.
>>7586071
Aaaaaah! Paisana! My family is from the venetto region so we're northeners and you're southeners! :)
Bari is beautiful AF.
>>7586117
are you a boy? or are you a transbian
>>7586118
you'll have them soon cutie
>>7586121
I'm a man
>>7586106
I always got asked by my teachers if I'm sick because I'm so pale. Was convenient when I wanted to go home earlier
>>7586117
Iktf senpai
>>7586120
>Massachusetts
*airhorns
r e p r e s e n t
>>7586126
>most
literally only the transbian minority hate him
>>7586125
So you are a boy that trawls MtFg?
does your tranny girl know you spend time in tranny hangouts lol
>>7586127
did know u r iranian
>>7586121
I like that picture, where is it from?
>>7586131
Grace.
My reason for hating bird-brain is because he hasn't redeemed himself in my eyes since he lied about him and grace getting over the differences, when not an hour later, she came into the thread and denied it vehemently. Not to mention the whole hurting people thing.
>>7586131
I hate him since him and his dog started spamming paragraphs every time grace posts
>>7586139
same place all my pics are from
artist Ryohei Hase
>>7586137
Allahuakbar, for the sandpeople God!!
>>7586131
I'm a transbiens and I think he's a pretty Ok dude
>>7586133
that's...kind of messed up
>>7586132
where do you think I met her lmao
and like 95% of my friends are girls, either cis or trans.
>>7586140
you're still stuck on your own version of the story cool
>>7586142
I have nothing to do with that just to be clear, I even told that dumbass to stop and I outright cut her out of my life because of it, I literally do not care about it at this point.
>>7586147
transbean scum
>>7586126
>And most people hate him
doubt it. most people dont care, some like him, and a few people are mad at him cause their friends said hes a chaser.
birdy did nothing wrong.
>>7586143
thank you
>>7586127
people still ask me that. I think wearing white shirts with long sleeves kinda helps a bit. people seem less worried when they don't see my pale skinny arms.
>>7586151
I see.... Post a pic of your dick please.
>>7586152
>birdy did nothing wrong.
Other than blatantly lie.
Not gonna drop that...
I'll forgive him eventually.
Maybe.
>>7586151
Trans girls are the best tho
>>7586152
phie! <3
>>7586162
'Sup fag?
>>7586162
Goodmorning boob
>>7586162
kys
>>7586163
you are so mean
>>7586166
Birdy desu
>>7586169
What do you mean.
>>7586164
>>7586165
>>7586166
>>7586167
i love u guys
>>7586155
pffehehaheha what
don't you have a bf?
>>7586152
this, I dindu nuffin I'mma angel
>>7586156
my favorite part about this shit you spout is that your version is based on something that was happening with an entirely different person over half a year ago llmao
>>7586157
you right B)
>>7586170
you right again B)))
>>7586163
I kinda look more skin coloured and less pale because of the contrast. people got worried more often when I still wore coloured shirts.
>mfw trying diet coke for the first time
this shit is fucking disgusting
how is that pepsi max tastes so good but diet coke tastes like shit?
Should i do everything i can to get on hrt at 16, or wait until 18 when i go to collage?
>>7586174
a year and a half ago I mean**
>>7586177
do it at 16
>>7586177
do everything you can
i have some pretty agp plushies in my room
i think i should clean up
>>7586177
just bee urself
>>7586177
Do more than you can and start at 12
>>7586174
I was in the thread.
You claimed that grace and you had forgiven you, a bunch of people doubted you, then an hour later, grace herself came along, and said the exact opposite.
Yeah. That's why I don't trust you. The lengths you went to to try and dig your way out afterwards were just sad.
again, give me a few months of seeing you not being an ass, maybe I'll re-think my position. You up and disappeared for a long time, and the conceptual timer stopped.
>>7586185
(thumbs up)
>>7586174
Yes I do and I love him very much. My interest in your dick is not sexual in nature, only scientific. You see, I don't date chasers but I think all boys that post in Mtfg need to show cock. Perhaps during my tenure here, I'll get to work on a chaser cock tier list.
>>7586191
>I think all boys that post in Mtfg need to show cock
why tho?
>>7586194
>His most recent disappearance was my fault
Eh.
Again, long as he's not an ass for a long enough time around me, I'll give up on seeing him as untermensch.
I want laser already
>>7586194
Eeveelutions best pokeymen t b h
i have this cute lamb with a ribbon around it, a neko atsume plush, and an Archimedes the dove plush
>>7586183
I know I know it, I rarely ever not know it
>>7586189
alright well see here's the thing
I don't like you, I find you insufferable and cringey, and I don't care if you "forgive" me or not
>>7586191
uhhhh no
you'll have to make your chaser cock tier list without mine because I'm afraid I don't fall into that category and like, only three people have seen it and I intend to keep it that way for now sry
>>7586191
That's dehumanising to chasers, you can't do that to us.
We're more than just cocks you know.
>>7586203
Hide it from them
>>7586204
Right, the balls should factor in too
>>7586191
this made me laugh.
I like you a lot.
>>7586158
heyo <3
I stopped playing FF9 last spring at some point, like halfway through. I decided to finally finish it
>>7586156
people lie about stupid shit here all the time, and you dont seem to mind that?
also, personally I think he should lie a lot more, to up his shitposting game. His fans and friends will know whats true and what isnt, and the rest will provide great entertainment for the population.
>>7586191
oh yeah? well i think all trannies should show feet.
>tfw woke up in the reality where im a tranny again
>tfw kick the lewdness up a notch
>>7586216
I hate that one
>>7586210
Hmmm.
You have a point, but I hold grudges longer than I should, and he's still being an ass.
Maybe I'm just too grumpy for my own good...
>>7586207
idk when they will be able to get me in so I can't do anything right now, I've tried everything but nothing can stop my skin from severe irritation for days, it's my only option now.
At that burger place I like atm
one of the cuteboy waiters nicked from the tip jar to help pay for my order (was short on small change)
Is this a move or am I just being autistic?
>>7586222
i love cuteboys
>>7586205
Please trip for at least 6 months before requesting dicks
>>7586221
>idk when they will be able to get me in
?
Oh... are you on a list for it?
I'll be a few more months before I can apply.
>>7586210
yay it's such a good game! I've been thinking about playing it myself after I beat 7
oh and good news I think my hips grew and my boobies definitely did its a gud feel I thought I'd stopped growing entirely :3
>>7586212
h-here are mine. d-do you like them?
Long-term repression is a meme and almost everyone who transitions after their thirties or so is just bored with their life
>>7586207
I mean, you went from liking me to not liking me when you got dragged into the popular girl clique so who gives a fuck honestly.
>>7586219
and I'm being an ass with you specifically cause you're trying to stir up shit with me about something you don't know shit about and that you twisted to your liking over a year ago.
that, and I don't like you.
>>7586229
>$15.
Not interested myself, but do you have a paypal of something set up for that?
>>7586222
>cuteboys
cuteboys are for kissing
>>7586229
>I'll sell you feet pics for $15.
how about i buy you some stuff from your amazon wishlist instead
how many feet pics will $65k worth of stuff get me?
>>7586202
>ywn see birdy's cock
>>7586236
>popular girl clique
>implying I'm popular
Funny, but also I'm still practically unknown next to the rest of the people that get grouped into that clique, as you put it.
>trying to stir up shit
For the most part, I'm holding a grudge. The motivation is to bitch and moan about something, rather than to slander you.
>>7586228
no I'm waiting for them to get back to me, idk how long the wait will be, could be a week, could be a month, I just don't know. I've tried every method there is for hair removal and my skin hates me every time, I guess I just have a very unfortunate hair type
>>7586237
Yeah. I bait straight men in using my fem voice on Overwatch. I always tell them I have a dick but by then they are so enamoured like become more excited and thirsty for pics. I'd say after 5-6 games of Overwatch, I always land one straight client to convert into a dirty chaser.
It's a pretty decent system. It took me like a year before I felt comfy using my fem voice online though.
>>7586238
>Cuteboys that want to be girls
where do u get ur panties at?
>>7586246
LuL that stings, xD
>>7586252
My mom.
>>7586252
I'll get your panties off of you ;)
>>7586252
Walmart I usually go for the 8-10 pack bikini cut since it's easier to tuck with those
>>7586251
>cuteboys in general
>>7586249
So, just to be sure, that's shaving, epilating, waxing, hair removal cream, and electro?
I mean, you can knock electro off because it's expensive, but none of those work? :(
>>7586250
Well, shit. Call me impressed, if a little disturbed.
Not something I'd see myself doing, really. I'm not sure I have the confidence to even try it.
>>7586247
okay alright I'll sell pictures of my dick to anyone who plays path of exile and will pay in exalted orbs.
>>7586248
oh cool, I still don't give a shit.
>>7586251
this better not be an old pic you withheld from me
>>7586260
:heart_eyes:
>>7586254
delete this
>>7586267
What did he mean by this?
>>7586274
Mild response
>>7586264
>exalt
I found an exalt in my first 15 hours of PoE.
Will trade exalt for a rare dick pic that way I can have another piece to the chaser cock tier list.
the world makes me angry and i hate being judged every time i leave the house
>>7586261
well I'm doing electro on my face and it works but my body is a much larger area so I want to do laser then electro afterwards for it. It's 100% necessary for my emotional health at this point
nothing works at all, I'm extremely prone to ingrown hairs and irritation even if I exfoliate and moisturize daily regardless of which method I use
>>7586272
im not that chaser guy you just typed too much like carth
>>7586264
he's my favorite desu
>>7586232
absolutely grossening
cute girl (male) feet only please
>>7586252
Nicer ones: buy in store from a women's clothing store
General ones: amazon or big stores like Wal-Mart
>>7586279
Hugg
>>7586260
Damn
(S)he pretty
>>7586279
thats life
everyone is judged because humans are terrible people
your only alternative is to go live in the woods
>>7586274
h&m?
>>7586277
5 exalts and it's a deal
>>7586280
:(
That's going to cost you...
*hugg*
>>7586287
(x)he does porn too
he's a real gold mine
>>7586150
Well considering I was denied US Citizenship although my father is an american born american and specifically because he is a man and I didn't live 7 continuous years before turning 18 I guess immigration is just some weird, messed up and asshole-ish way of treating people.
>>7586281
What if I am carth? Just an elaborate ruse to bait in friendly platonic trans girls then crush their bps with my black cock?
Spoiler alert, I'm not carth. LuL xD FaM
>>7586292
I'm in a very rural area so it's probably cheaper then the cities I think, if I agree is multiple sessions I can save quite a bit on it
>>7586288
no its not 'life'
its systematic discrimination and the belief that expressing femininity as a person born male means youre sick.
>>7586302
I'm looking at getting a medical card and a dender dysphoria diagnosis. If I have my facts straight, that means I can get laser that way, as well as HRT, and some other relevant things.
>>7586283
wow, you bully :(
>>7586308
it's not as easy here ;_;
the cost for almost everything isn't covered
>>7586152
ducky did nothing wrong too
>>7586309
sry 2old4me but pretty accurate description
>>7586315
I exist, I am pretty sure thats very wrong :c
>>7586309
Wow that's tough then. Small heads are okay cause you can fit it deeper down your throat easier. +1.5 points for uncut too. No Jewish trickery on my dicks please.
>I'd spit roast to see which is best desu
Ah yes, a time honored tradition. A classic spit roast to determine the cock worthy most of praise.
>>7586313
Not so easy here either, I'm not getting any of these without proving disability.
>When you find a fucking 6,2 gram hash nug on the ground next to a trashcan
Thank dog for police making these dumbass street dealers toss their shit, made my fucking day cause now I can get baked for a week for free.
And people told me I was petty for always scouting the ground for stray coins, when you dont have your nose in your smartphone all day you spot shit like this.
>>7586289
y-yeah ?
Claire has the best peen tho.
>>7586320
>tfw prefer cut to uncut
>>7586324
idk what that is :(
>>7586323
...
Uh...
Hmm...
C-can you wash it or something? just make sure you're not getting trash into your system at the same time...
>>7586322
;_;
>>7586316
>Implying Sass wants children
My grandma always said that someone who sleeps with children awakens with shit all over them.
>>7586328
oh sorry it's a swedish mall-core brand with lots of nice basics
>>7586323
Tfw no 6 gram hash nug
>>7586335
nugg
>>7586333
Nice trips. H&M is one of my fav stores,
>>7586333
oohh I've never seen one in person is it only in sweden?
nth for birdy show cock
>People are talking about sucking dick.
What a nice time to return to this thread.
>>7586325
UUUUUH
>>7586344
>>7586325
jfc has EVERYONE seen it at this point?
>>7586345
FIVE EXALTED ORBS
>>7586350
what have you done
>>7586328
>Not know Hennes & Mauritz
Shiggidy, I bet you shop at walmart or something.
>>7586329
I already smoked some of it lol, who fucking cares to wash it its fucking hash, you could piss on it and still smoke it. I brushed it off but it was already in pretty decent shape, the ground was paved and cleaned.
>>7586335
I fucking doubled my stash, the little baggie next to it is my own stash, ive had to buy three fucking times cause no1s holding a fucking brick. They arrested like 500 smaller dealers this month so nobodys fucking holding and some even jumped town.
>>7586351
:Shrug:
>>7586352
Huh. What're the laws over there. Legal to own, but not deal?
>>7586351
>jfc has EVERYONE seen it at this point?
but how do you know what it looks like? you some kind of... chaser?
>>7586352
Holyyyyyy canoly. I've got one bowl left of bud in my stash which I will be smoking before I write today.
>>7586358
Bird was my boyfriend for a while is how he knows
dick is good
>>7586354
dumb
>>7586358
cause she sent me UNSOLICITED dicc pics all the time lmao
>>7586364
and also this
>>7586356
Its not legal in any form, posession can give you up to 20 years, and thats for ANY amount, though they take that in consideration. Theoretically though if you have a moralfag judge he wont care what amount it is or how often you smoke and slap you with 15 to 20 years while judging a fucking murderor to 5.
Welcome to Sweden, the most conservative country when it comes to drug policy.
>>7586360
Noice, what strain you got or is your dealer clueless. I'm going to Jamaica soon they legalized everything and they even got weed vending machines at the airport so its gonna be sweet.
fuck bearded vultures
>>7586352
yuck
>>7586369
fuck you buddi
>>7586224
SO DO I
>>7586319
nuu ducky stop :c
you're my buddi and i like talking to you ^^ <3
NHS mental health assessment service delayed my appointment by an entire month so now I'm sitting here going "what the fuck do I do with my brain". At least I'm seeing friends from uni again to keep me sane.
>>7586368
Huh.
It's similar here, in that it's all illegal, but the guards here have bigger things to deal with than druggies, unless that leads to other offenses, like pissing on cars, or thievery.
For the most part, if they catch you, say, smoking weed, they'll tell you to cut it out and leave you alone. At worst, they might confiscate it.
>>7586371
hi buddi
>>7586368
Nice. I believe I have been smoking Green Goblin, 100% sativa. It's not legal here, med or rec. but I'm next to Michigan which has medical.
I've toured the USA and smoked in all the red states though. :) enjoy your Jamaica bud. I went to Jamaica when I was young and my mom smoked a lot of weed and black cocks.
buddi wuddi
>>7586381
Rec states*
>>7586377
What exactly do you have?
>>7586393
That's the question we're trying to answer here!
>>7586370
Stop being a little pussy Drake you just shred it into crumbles and smoke it with tobacco or weed if you wanna mix n match.
>>7586379
Over here if someone sees you smoke weed theyll call the fucking police in a frenzy like youre about to commit terrorism. The only reason I got a bigass parasol on my balcony was to keep the fucking neighbors from not seeing me. Its funny but the last guy who lived in my apartment got kicked out for toking cause his neighbors snitched on him so thats sadly the shit I gotta deal with. And police aint that lenient theyre gonna cuff you right away and charge you.
>>7586381
Never tried that one, hope its rad, what gets me the most blazed though is genuine amnesia haze and black afhan hash, the afghan shit puts me to sleep. And TMI I dont need to know your moms a coalburner.
>>7586394
Sorry ofcourse, i meant more like, can you describe how you feel
>>7586396
>coal burner
She long dead anyway senpai.
Is the black afghan an indica? I usually go for sativas.
>>7586398
>>7586396
>>7586394
>>7586393
>>7586392
>>7586398
Emotionally unstable, severe depressive states often prompted by absolutely nothing, social anxiety, at the absolute worst the depressive states turn into dissociative episodes that are so scary to me that its specifically why I'm seeking professional help.
>>7586396
Well shite.
How can they tell the difference between the smokes, do they know the smell? I can't imagine that a parasol helps with that, but I think I've proven enough times I'm not the brightest bulb.
>>7586412
Hi nim.
>>7586416
hey!
what's up? ^^
>>7586412
tired :c
>>7586422
go back to bed!
cute girls need their rest :3
>>7586411
I've been doing a bit better the past few days because holidays break at school is over so I'm seeing people again, I spent the entire holidays holed up in my room doing school work because all my new friends weren't in London.
>>7586343
no, it's all over europe afaik
really cheap too c:
>>7586402
I have no clue really what the difference is between indicas and sativas desu I just pay attention to the strain names and shit, thats the only thing that really matters to mee, my bodys gonna tell me if its good or not you know. Its a lot softer and stickier than regular hash and black like tar almost. Its a fucking mess mekking but its worth it.
>>7586409
I didnt ask how he got caught so I got no clue, hash smell gets masked easier than weed cause weed smells much stronger ill tell you that, im also gambling like that guy but hey fuck it, if shit happens it happens. And it helps because I got neighbors over my balcony but to the sides im screened off by a wall so you can see it from the side balconies.
>>7586425
I slept too much though like 13 hours I think
hi
>>7586432
beat ferret with rock?
>>7586430
maybe you're depressed :(
go talk to your doctor! don't stop yourself from being happy!
>>7586426
It sucks living so far from home.
I go to greece in the holidays but for you thats not feasible i assume... Good luck with everything, i hope you manage to feel better overall.
How is hrt going?
>>7586418
Not much, lounging in bed and watching legends of the hidden temple.
Hbu babe?
>>7586433
no
why do you keep asking me this
>>7586434
I am ;_;
>>7586437
cuz i don't know what to do
eat ferret alive?
>>7586435
Slowly. Given that I'm still on a low dosage the only effect I've seen so far has literally been just "its easier to cry". I expect to see more results once I stabilize my finances and am able to double my dosage.
>>7586368
that's worse than germany. only smoking it is legal here everything else is not. sometimes they drop a case if it's a low amount but low amount isn't defined in the law.
also
>local guy with 50 plants gets caught
>everybody looses their shit
>no weed for 2 months only moroccan hash
ugh I need to go to bed earlier
I can't get out of bed until 7-8 hours of sleep no matter what
>>7586343
they're all over the world
there's a bunch of H&M stores in the US
>>7586432
good ferret
>>7586442
Greet ferret with cock?
do i pass
>>7586442
drown ferret in water?
>>7586379
>the guards
Ireland?
I've never had trouble with them over smoke either. I was smoking in a stairway-alley and a guard walked passed me before I could hide it. Obviously could smell it but didn't say anything
>>7586448
things won't feel better till I'm further along :c
>>7586443
Yeah first month especially there are very few changes. You're still on spiro and planning cypro once you get money?
Godspeed comrade
mom told me what name she had planned for me!
though idk the spelling of it, the most popular google result of it is
Myrthe
>>7586451
yes
>>7586454
>Ireland?
Yup yup?
Dublin specifically
Where you at?
>>7586448
do you also watch gamegrumps or only oney? I wish there was more steam train with oney
>>7586458
how do you like it?
>>7586458
Myrthe is cute as well, difficult to chose between that and edith now...
eye see you
is my eye cute
>>7586457
I will see what I do once I get money. I've heard a problem with cypro is that you're forced to stop for whatever reason it can really fuck with you.
>>7586466
>>7586465
>>7586463
>>7586462
>>7586459
>>7586458
haha
>>7586459
In the "sunny" southeast, Waterford.
Go to Dublin sometimes but I hate how crowded it is compared to here.
>>7586367
Are u really shaming Claire?
>>7586445
Yeah it's repressive as hell and the thing is its not that our laws are harsh in general, murder, rape, robbery, all these things on average come with low sentencing but drugs are treated like satan itself over here. They still teach the fucking gateway theory in Sweden, I remember when I was in school and my teacher told me Bob marley died from smoking weed.
>>7586396
yuck
>>7586472
have fun screenshotting it! :D
>>7586466
qt i
>>7586472
Lauren how are you
>>7586476
Yeah whatever enjoy your starbucks coffee you pansy.
>>7586480
^^ <3333
>>7586482
im ok
>>7586485
>starbucks "coffee"
ftfy.
>>7586488
i dont understand that screenshot
>>7586488
Hugg
>>7586474
>are you really shaming your ex-girlfriend of a year
??
>>7586485
i dont drink starbucks because they tear down several acres of rainforest a day for their production
>>7586481
That's exactly what helps me endure my dislike of the crowds lol. Fun shopping. Cork can be nice too.
>tfw not in Frangi's bedroom RIGHT NOW
>>7586495
Que paso?
>>7586497
Am I getting meme'd?
>>7586484
maybe now but the jontron era was pretty different. it really just was two guys hanging out playing games. it's also interesting when egoraptor and ross play games. why do you care about his looks when you don't see him in the episodes most of the time?
>>7586502
you wont ever know
>>7586495
>Omg I love you so much.
But whyyyyyyyyyy xD
i am a female monstrosity
>>7586505
from what ive seen they've been on camera i didnt know if that was how it usually was or not
>>7586508
do you still have those crazy demon eyes
>>7586499
I almost prefer Cork at times, the city's more dynamic, but Dublin's quaysides are so wonderfully dodgy that you're always going to find something interesting, and it's not 5 minutes from the main shopping districts.
Temple Bar is a good place for trans, you'll never stick out amongst all the goths, nerds, punks and tourists.
>>7586493
Don't be a sadcock, Birdy.
What Claire does with her body is her prerrogative and of no concern to you.
>>7586508
>tfw got like 15% on both
Not trutrans :(
>>7586514
Huh how is that lewd? It was just about being there, possibly cuddling or something... Nothing lewd at all~
>>7586508
what dis
does my brain pass
>>7586475
most normies attitude is just the worst. you hear it all the time at school and at work everywhere. the good thing is there is not much police around here but still you can get everything withing an hour if you know the right people. only when there is a police check on the road you could get caught but they only take you out if you look like a junkie or if you do something illegal like driving without a license plate.
>>7586519
I know it's silly but it's still a shame :(
And yea it seems the case... I'm glad ;)
Eh los fachas andaban con sus memes y jodiendo a cualquiera que les debatía.
Una porquería. Pero eso no importa ahora. No sabía que estabas mal. ¿Que pasa niña? ¿Te puedo ayudar en algo?
Te puedo enviar un paquete con comics de Condorito, unos chocolates carozzi , galletas costa y una tu botella de Pisco. ;p
>>7586507
Your story cracked me up
>>7586521
i got very low for both cuz im too indecisive
>>7586526
why are you posting in spanish
have anyone used privatemdlabs before?
can you get your blood drawn anywhere?
>>7586531
Yeee 3 more days!
>frangi does more blushing
Just embrace it~
>>7586526
Eh, he andado con problemas hace tiempo. Estoy mejor ahora, vivir como Hikki durante un mes fue espantoso.
TFW you have real boobs
>>7586542
gimme some
>>7586513
bruh you have no idea what you're even going on about when you literally have no involvement in what's between us lmao
>>7586509
maybe for panels at cons. they just started touring last year but that's not the biggest part. they play games since 2012 just record the game and record themself with a microphone. they announced that there will be lots of different stuff than usual this year so it might change now but all the episodes are still up.
>>7586542
iktf
really made me think
>>7586547
ill watch some if you show the good ones
Would this be a cute look for a boy to experiment with? have kinda big shoulders. worried the top won't look good on me...
>>7586530
We're planning La Revolución with Nicotine. We're going to seize the memes of production and restore power to the downtrodden and the opressed.
>>7586554
Wtf i want in on that
Frugg
>>7586554
can i come
>>7586553
>dutch
Heyoo
>>7586553
>>7586512
God yes, the Dublin quaysides can be...eventful. Anyways my belly needs some noms. Have a nice day :3
>>7586562
Fugg
frugg
:D
:l
>>7586569
Hey if I pin you against the door instead of the wall noone can come in for sure!~
>>7586565
tfw no cute skirts
:l
:D
>>7586572
is he getting laid here
Man all these liveleak videos of surgeons have to fish out dildos and objects out of peoples assholes. You go into the branch thinking you gonna be saving peoples lives instead youre fishing dildos out of guys assholes after they sat on it too hard.
>>7586586
hehe I was joking, im flemish belgian :)
Black mold infected and the mushroom decided to grow up anyways
>>7586585
ur weird
>>7586586
Frangi, when I see your name I always think of this:
>>7586554
>>7586558
>>7586560
Good luck surviving the random purges gals.
>>7586595
Im just saying if I was a surgeon and I had the option to pick who I treat id send dumbasses home and write it off as natural selection.
>>7586578
I'm just saying it's none of your business because you seem to like inserting your own assumptions into things
>>7586552
you probably like jontron more I guess. the best is probably sonic 06 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRQGRBgN_Eno6hKuBDtqL9JBv5k5DRGd1
the game grumps vs episodes with jon are great especially the mario party games https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8fyC7fZyg7gScwg4L0TwmKvaNaY1lCoH
if you like something where they zone out alot and talk about random things and get deep rather than make jokes about the game the katamari episodes would be good. they are with danny tho https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRQGRBgN_EnrhIlqSbid31v3A5cyzpul7
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRQGRBgN_Eno39X3fbCaDPw7IvlKRYITE
steamtrains/grumpcades are also fun. I really enjoyed civ v, spore and donkey kong country 3. sorry for not posting more links mobile posting is kinda time consuming.
>>7586597
I like teasing you
Should see through how many panties I can go before we meet ;^)
<3
>>7586598
i always think of this
>>7586600
SHE BEGUUUN
>-<
>>7586604
>i like teasing you
i can tell
>tfw you achieve the perfect communist synthesis and purge yourself for your crimes against the revolution
tfw you shave your arms you have so many freckles under the hair it looks like you have leprosy
>>7586597
Cool :) you trans or crossdresser? I used to have all these trans feelings 4 years ago and i've been ignoring them by being super busy with work and studies but now everythings calmed down a bit in my life. I just want to try it out for fun at home. Nothing too serious. I hope :p
>>7586608
Its cringy
>>7586601
I think sass' original comment was a joke?
Everyone who lays vidya on yt copies jontron who copied josh
I just feel alone
>>7586601
I wasn't assuming. I said Claire's penis was beautiful and you shamed her about how.many people had seen it, then I told you to stop because it's her body and she can do with it whatever she pleases.
It applies even if you her father, brother, lover or husband or whatever you are or were.
It's an extremely mysogianist and not cool attitude you took on implying that the amount of people who saw her penis was somehow bad.
So I hope you can understand this, I like you as a person but that was a bad attitude by your part.
I wanna touch Nims arms
>>7586615
I'm a tranny c:
As long as you don't actively try to repress those feelings I guess you'll be fine.
If you feel them coming back I'd say to either run to a therapist as fast as you can or selfmed and get on HRT depending on how urgently you'd want to transition
but for now
nice to meet you!
>>7586616
terribly sorry :c
>>7586626
they're pretty soft :)
>>7586624
I hate it when ppl shame me about my penis.
Expect us
>>7586636
that is a really thicc font they used
>>7586617
Sass always takes it too far ;~;
That's why most people don't like me
>>7586633
Here's mine :3
>>7586458
reminds me of pic related
>>7586624
you realize they're best friends and constantly shitpost together right? fuck off with your feminist bullshit you old hon.
>tfw now that elanna is gone theres basically no experienced mother figure to look up to
>>7586627
4 Years ago I went to a therapist about it. I was mentally completely breaking down about it because I felt so conflicted about it at the time, i didn't know what to do with myself or what I even was. Back then I kinda always had the feeling it was too driven by loneliness and hornyness. So i said fuck this i'm not dealing with this bullshit and just started international studies and worked my ass of so much I didn't even have time to think about it. Now I'm 24 and suddenly I've started dreaming about it again... but its less sex driven so I've been super curious to try it out at home on my own.
>>7586644
>>7586645
Just transition lol you sound like a massive tran
>>7586640
Okay
Yeah
I don't need to come to these threads nope
Yuck
:3
Can I be mommy if I still wear diapers
>>7586644
Where did elanna go?
>>7586640
Lol OMFG.
Drink some water and throw those beta boy clothes away
Those shoes are ugly AF.
Be a girl already
>>7586637
I'm not assuming anything Burst. Just your joke wasn't cool and it's hurtful towards women.
You don't need to agree with me now. Just internalize it. It'll help you be a better person.
>>7586633
I know desu. It's like if I have a dick it's bad and if I don't it's bad and if you show it it's worse and YWH forbid if you actually enjoy your partner touching it or playing with it.
>>7586644
Noo where did Elanna go?
>>7586654
Yes maam
>>7586648
lol thats mean man.
>>7586655
If you're unironically one of those I'm gonna have to filter you
>i didn't know what to do with myself or what I even was. Back then I kinda always had the feeling it was too driven by loneliness and hornyness
i know these feelings. i felt exactly the same when i first came here
>Now I'm 24 and suddenly I've started dreaming about it again... but its less sex driven so I've been super curious to try it out at home on my own.
I see.. Does it actually bother you in day to day life? Like does it stay at the back of your head?
I know in my case it did with intervals and when I learned of this whole tranny thing and that there was a way to transition or at least take steps towards it, I became more and more sure that I wanted to go trough with it
>>7586643
>The deplorable homophobic racist banana brain has been baited and makes its battle cry.
:)
I was hungover that's why it's yellow ok
>>7586659
>Afro fish
I mean, it's not like you have anything to lose.
You're already passing with effort
>>7586665
Why are you even shitting up a tranny board?
Looking for another fwb while you talk about your feelings to fellow tran sisters?
Transition already.
Holy fuck
>>7586670
But it's scary
My shadow is always there
>>7586640
Lmaoooo
>standing
AGP confirmed
>>7586674
What shadow?
Massive hip shadow?
>>7586675
I was at work but yes
>>7586676
Beard shadow the hedgehog
okay so looking at the receipt just now he also randomly gave me a 25% staff discount even though I was using a giftcard
imma get dat boipucchi ;3
>>7586683
Maybe he felt bad for you?
>>7586683
Robin why do you go after femboys if youre sub?
Bye
Be hoppy
>>7586672
Oh no, was that my fault?
i want the QHI status to change
:(
>>7586691
No, nb-san. It was an argument of me and elanna vs franzi
>>7586691
You are cool.
>>7586681
You're ginger tho.
Shave
http://www.strawpoll.me/12124692
>>7586698
thank you very much
i feel like playing pokemon the entire night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBIPHpy3yk0
>>7586672
At the moment I feel mentally stable and not unhappy about it. I just kinda feel cute on my own time. Is it gonna fuck me up again if I start experimenting you think? Maybe I just shouldn't bother then...
>>7586715
want to feel cute*
>>7586715
Its gonna fuck you up really hard later on. Crossdressing now might help a bit, but it only means you'll end up transitioning at a later age.
>tfw no fembf
>>7586712
I'd like to know more about you desu
>>7586719
Get a hairy, masc man to throw you around and pound you into submission. Trust me, that's what you want. ;)
>ADC calls its Cypro 'Diane'
c-cute
>>7586688
??? I'm a switch?
>>7586687
he called me honey when he brought me my food and always waves at me and stuff when I come in
maybe he's just being friendly to a fellow gender-non-conforming person idk but it's cute, whatever it is
and of course when he came over with my food and asked "is that everything, honey?" I responded with a calm and articulate "ndzfnosdcvkndvknfknlxnlvkldfnldfnl" and he just looked at me like "r u ok friend"
>>7586724
no i don't want that at all
>>7586722
There's not a lot to know really
Saw this on /wsg, immediately thought of you guys.
>>7586724
this.
>>7586732
O-oh ok
>>7586736
what if that makes me feel weird
>>7586734
what the fuck
I feel sorry saying this but I'm going to have to kill Lauren.
>>7586692
its a holiday
but same
>>7586744
no please don't
>>7586734
JULLAAAYYYYYY
>>7586734
Chris chan is such an alpha, his girl spinning on his dick.
>>7586744
why
>>7586744
Why would you even suggest something like that?
Lauren is so boring.
>>7586751
JULLLLAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!
>>7586744
sucks but if it has to be... :/
>>7586744
Yeaaaaah, gonna have to ask you not to do that.
>>7586755
It's too much.
new thread when
>>7586692
is it?
which one?
Lauren is to be protected, she is not for killing
>>7586762
i'm dumb
>>7586765
>beefy men are superior.
>not getting a gf and seducing a beefy guy into overwhelming you both physically and fucking the two of you silly.
It's ok to be gay
>>7586771
just skip the gf part if that's what you want
>>7586777
Yes
>>7586773
this tbqh
i only like girls and femboys and that's probably because my brain thinks they're girls or something
Okay everyone
my last deed before i head out of /mtfg/town for today is that i'll change my name
i'll do it in a fashion similar to Eirini (hope you don't mind)
>>7586773
thanks for the inspirational words
>>7586770
but if i try it that'll make me gay
>>7586738
I'll answer any questions you have tho. Later, since I gtg ;__;
>>7586771
>not getting a gf and seducing a beefy guy into overwhelming you both physically and fucking the two of you silly.
I mean, I would be okay with my ultra masc boy to fuck me and my best girlfriend at the same time. It would actually be pretty hott to see him handle us both at the same time and make out with her while sucking his cock.
Then again, I'm kind of a hyper-monogamist when a relationship really starts going soo I'm not sure.
>>7586770
>>7586740
>shhh, you know you want it
Yeah this.
>how do you know if you havent tried it
And this
>I absolutely dont understand the femboy trend.
And this, if I wanted a little a bitch I'd date a girl.
>>7586788
Ok, bye!
>>7586785
Oh, so are you a """"cis guy""""?
>>7585805
This is good stuff, I'm gonna practice my voice with this. Thank you :)
>>7586073
I heard from a few people that we chose to be here and that we also chose to forget. Maybe our souls crave existing here who knows. If you beleive in cause and effect then this path wasn't even a choice. There was no other way it could happen given the starting conditions. Maybe we chose our paths as well before coming here :) food for thought. If you always question what you beleive, you'll end up with more questions and possibly a closer estimation of truth. Stay positive <3
>>7586199
Me too anon, me too :'(