doggo edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• buddi
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
prev. >>7585657
>>7586789
i don't want it
like im not repressing or anything I'm just not attracted to masculinity
>>7586800
no i dont think so
being with guys just seems gay
I hope you all have a great evening and a nice night <3
tummi
>>7586734
I wanna be a soft smooth girl but I can't find the time to shave all over and I don't have boobers and I'm...
Well, actually I am kinda soft, but mostly because I'm pudgy, and that's not a good thing to me.
>>7586806
She is so casual about vomiting in this gif, wtf.
>>7586804
Thank you~
Would you prefer if I call you Myrthe xor frangi now?
>>7586811
And she also looks good doing it.
>>7586814
I'll take Myrthe as my irl name, but you can still can me Frangi as like a nickname if you wish c:
I suppose Myrthe is harder to pronounce in english so frangi is fine too c:
I need to be productive and do stuff.
farewell
>>7586818
hugg myr
>>7586794
When I started hrt, I thought it would make me attracted to men and masculinity after a while, but it hasn't yet.
But that's ok. Seeing how guys talk about girls when they think none are around makes me glad that I prefer girls anyway.
my chest feels fat
>>7586826
hugg laur
<3
i'll be off now
see you all later!
I swear that everytime I want to post, someone starts a new thread.
.;~;
>>7586789
>Not wanting to make out with a girl you're attracted to while you're both sucking his cock and then kissing while he takes turns fucking the both of you
Zhe, we should do this.
>>7586665
Do what you must, you might silence me, but you'll never silence your conscience
>>7586829
My tum feels fat.
And going to the gym just makes me eat more and feel worse...
>>7586830
Bye
give me the flannel
>>7586829
Is that good or bad?
Can someone explain caraposter to me? Why do they defend early transitioners so fiercely but post pictures of Nicole Maines, an early transitioner, as if to mock her?
>>7586836
good :)
>>7586840
>caraposter
???
Who?
>>7586832
>Zhe, we should do this.
It really does sound hott. lol
>he takes turns fucking the both of you
dibs on my boy cums in me thooo
>>7586808
I gave up early on, but hrt has thinned my body hair out enough that it only takes a little bit of work to get rid of it now.
>>7586811
>She is so casual about vomiting in this gif, wtf.
I've kind of been there. I find with alcohol if I end up throwing up it just sort of slides out and then it's over and done with and I'm perfectly fine. If I have the flu or something and I throw up, it's a pretty horrific ordeal though :/
>>7586840
Don't expect anything caraposter says or does to make sense.
>>7586847
shitposter who avatarfags with cara delevingne
>>7586849
did hrt work on your leg and arm hair too? how long did that take?
http://www.boredpanda.com/start-of-the-end/
:)
>>7586818
The name exists in my country as well even though its really rare and rather written as Myrte, so it's easy to pronounce for me but frangi sounds nice too :)
.6+ inch of water has fallen already. The farm is soaked.
>>7586853
>Hair removal cream?
no ty (pic related)
I use an epilator on my legs and a foil razor for everything else. I only do my arms sometimes because I use them to try and measure the hair changes.
>>7586858
>did hrt work on your leg and arm hair too? how long did that take?
I'm at 17.5 months. It has but it's probably been the slowest to change. My leg hair has thinned out a lot and there are a lot of blonde hairs replacing the darker ones but the back of my thighs is still quite coarse; but still better. My arms have thinned out a lot an even the coarsest hairs are still much finer than they used to be. From what I've read, body hair is one of the slowest things to change and can take years to finish :/
>bill corbett on chapo trap house
wew
>>7586848
>Zhe gets the cummies
Yes! I'm just there for the fun.
>>7586883
>From what I've read, body hair is one of the slowest things to change and can take years to finish :/
okay, thanks for the info. i'm at 6 months and it has done nothing to my body hair so far so i was pretty worried. especially because i can't epilate my lower legs without getting loads of ingrown hairs. is that likely to change?
im really happy i lost alot of weight and my waist is small
hi girls (women)
>>7586883
I actually tried that cream and it worked fine for me everywhere, but it's too expensive unfortunately.
>>7586923
hello young lady.
>>7586906
I still get ingrowns, but not nearly as bad as before. Aftercare and moisturizing can help with that. One of the biggest causes of ingrown hairs is dry skin.
>>7586923
hi beep!! good day
>>7586900
>Zhe gets the cummies
That is correct, esp from my boy! His cummies are mine. :)
>>7586923
hi girls (male)
Are A-Line or skater skirts AGP?
>>7586939
agp is a meme
>>7586939
how would a skirt type be agp is there some meme definition i dont know?
>>7586946
i'm gonna buy a skater skirt, then :D
gender is a meme.
you are what you identify as.
no man would identify as a woman.
baka.
I got to a point where I could only grind in pokeymen, so I'm back.. i guess
>>7586955
Wha? Level 100 or bust!
>>7586962
B-But it's going reeaaallyyy slooowwww
Myrtle sounds like an old lady name but i feel like the thing Eirini said about he name Edith applies to it as well c:
i hope it fits me and i can keep it as my new name
>>7586952
Wow such logic.
Guess it's time to detransition.
>>7586972
>>7586972
You make your name bby. You're a beautiful smart girl :)
>>7586952
I'm a woman who identifies as a woman.
>have a new bf i met through online gaming
>spend pretty much everyday with him
>he knows what i look like but doesnt know im trans
>hanging out in a discord server with a bunch of friends
>they all join the voice chat and beg me to join
>voice still doesnt pass
>have to come up with a BS excuse
>bf asks me if theres anything wrong
>tell him im not comfortable talking with a bunch of guys like that
>"okay, you can just talk to me then sweetie"
>mfw
>>7586977
show me proof of a man who has ever identified as a woman.
men identify as men.
women identify as women.
regardless of what you were assigned at birth.
Is alice a stereotypical transname
>>7586986
> calling someone a bf you haven't met yet
>>7586977
that logic is supporting us though...
>>7586995
Yeah I just realized that. Wait so what is the point of their post.
>>7586993
its the closest ill ever get with my faggy man voice
just kill me now famalam
how come i sometimes pee out of both holes but i never poop out of my front hole?
>>7586989
Nah.
>>7587016
delete this
>>7587008
idk how you could call him your bf if youve never talked in voice together
What's it like for a guy to cum in your mouth senpai
>>7587026
a sudden rush of salty coins and milk
Give me £100.
>>7587022
we just constantly talk via in game messages and discord and skype and text and whatever. yeah i guess it is weird huh... fuuuuuuck. what am i even doing with myself. brb re-evaluating my sad life
What's the best way to get rid of all of my body hair?
Also, is anybody else here using DNP or something else to lose weight?
>>7587008
Now is the only chance you have to come clean. Share vulnerabilities and if they are reciprocated your relationship will thrive. If he doesn't, well, you learned something... Be up front about your condition.
/realdysphoriahours/
>>7587039
hugg
>>7587037
I just hate the hair pulling :(
>>7587037
>so they might pull on your head too hard and the cum shoots past your mouth and to your throat or into your nasal cavity and lulz ensue.
Sass pls, way too lewd
Cum hurts my tum
:' (
>>7587037
l-lewd, way too lewd
>>7587037
how many times have you had sex with man sass?
>>7587026
It's sexy but sometimes it's scary because guys get like extra strength when orgasming so they might pull on your head too hard and the cum shoots past your mouth and to your throat or into your nasal cavity and lulz ensue.
Or when its done from a distance it's sexier but if he misses and cum gets in your eye it stings worse than habaneros.
>>7587029
i mean my boyfriend was longdistance at one point and we met through games but we talked alot before dating in voice and yeah idk sending him pics but not talking in voice seems bad
>>7587051
>Worse than habaneros
Stop being a cliche
>>7587055
Worse than... uh... pepperspray?
>>7587051
You seem very sexually experienced Sass
Cool
>>7587028
I'll give you a tenner.
tfw feel more fragile
>>7587062
HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE ALIVE?
FUCK!
>>7587051
You've never had a guy cum in or on you have you? :(
Poor Sass :( one day sweetie one day <3
>>7587060
how do you know how much pepperspray stings??
>>7587067
People were saying you died.
>>7587062
Why don't you know about anything she just said?
>>7587031
Anyone?
>>7587053
Yeah I guess I just need to tell him and accept the consequences. And it's not like I sound manly, I just wouldn't say my voice passes well enough to be cis-tier. Oh well, it was a good run
>>7587075
My ejaculate stings like bear mace
>>7586805
cuuuuuuuutttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>7587068
protect the nim
>>7587081
Is it because of all those spicy memes you consume>
>>7587079
oh what thats weird i thought the trip would be the same on mobile. huh
>>7587026
It's a great feeling. The build up is so hot and getting a load blown in your mouth is like the reward for making your man feel incredible.
I always try to give the most devoted blow jobs ever. I like to hugg and nuzzle the cock before putting it in my mouth.
Also after my man cums in my mouth I like to keep his cock in my mouth while it slowly goes flaccid and lay my head on his tummy. He always gives me headpats while I softly succ on his penis still.
>>7587051
>your nasal cavity
omg I always end up with cum in my nasal cavity.
>>7587076
Nah
Are you still in BC or did you move?
there are people in this thread right now that have had sex with a boy and its absolutely disgusting
that im not one of them
>>7587096
I am still here, might move two months from now. Unsure yet.
>>7587079
thats probably for the best my bf had seen me alot on camera and heard my voiceand he had no idea i was trans i told him like 2 days after he told me how he feels about me and it worked out maybe you can hope for the same?
>>7587086
Hi mercury.
>>7587074
It's not so bad if you are close too... But when they go caveman mode and get all gutteral... And it's been a while 5 seconds it can get a little much.
>Ok so he's hurting me, I'm not having fun anymore, oh and he's cum... Well I'm glad sex is all about men
I wear pigtails a lot... Started taking them out because guys would just pull on them instinctively >_>
Why are boys so stupid >:(
>>7587098
Do you want me to help you make it happen?
If you just wanna fuck, use Grindr
Making love is harder
>>7587104
Hi <3
>>7587099
Same pretty much I wanna move in a few months. No idea where though.
lonely never ends
>>7587116
How so?
>>7587108
Idk if you remember me but <3
hi
>>7587055
B-but I work with habaneros!
>>7587062
I'm not like super experienced, I just like to pay attention and try to have the best time I can and study up in how to do stuff well.
>>7587071
Lmao. Are you fantasizing about me being a pure girl?
My sexuality and my experience doesn't devalue or make me better of worse, anon. But that's sweet of you to think I'm pure.
it's now that time of the day for me to teach an eager young pupil how to create art.
cheers.
>>7587098
Sad!
>there are people in this thread rn that dont get pounded regularly
LAUGH
LOOK AT THEM AND LAUGH
>>7587117
>>7587129
I think I spend more then 23 hours a day alone on average, no real end in sight, I don't see any real options, my body issues eat away at me everyday, hearing my own voice has been making me cry recently.
>>7587105
>This
They press you against their frontal hip area and the pubes are in your eyes and then you feel the cock against your uvula and when you feel the cum it's only good because you know you'll be able to breathe again.
Stupid orgasming boys. >:(
>>7587123
I've just never had cum burn me like hot peppers, or acid :P
Who you fugin? Alien? ;)
>>7587135
Please don't laugh ;_;
>>7587135
why are you so mean
>>7587099
Tranny on the tube
She's a hon but I think she looks cool, I'm confused.
>>7587149
it's too slow :c
>>7587136
Your post is exactly like something I woulda written 7 months ago. Don't give up and good things will happen!
>>7587139
I've kinda faded into obscurity here and I left almost every discord server. Glad you remember me though : )
>>7587154
Sass can you give me tips on how to kiss? I might need this very soon
>>7587156
you can't let that discourage you
>>7587159
>tips on how to kiss
I need these as well!
>>7587151
>she
>>7587161
>>7587159
I feel like I'm breaking
>>7587170
>Implying half this general looks any better
I just wanted to let everyone know I'm feeling a little bit better now.
Still not as cheerful as usual, but not wanting to die is a nice improvement.
>>7587170
hons are trans too
>tfw you look like a femboy with a secengirl haircut and nice tits
>>7587174
Good!
>>7587151
>that makeup
>that shirt
w h y
h
y
honestly could pass if she wasnt trying to look like a clown
>>7587154
My numbers are in the 30s, am I a slut?
>>7587174
:)
i wanna watch your stream btw because i spend a good chunk of my day on twitch anyway
>>7587180
I don't think she's trying to pass tbqh. May not even be trans, probs some flamer.
>>7587169
>>7587159
>kiss
Don't shove the tongue straight in. Gently run it over their lips as you kiss - they should respond by opening their mouth slightly and/or licking a little back. From there just gradually increase the exploration until they stop upping the ante.
Kiss more than once; let one kiss lead into another, put your hands on their hips/back/waist/neck/face or a combination of 2, and as you link kisses begin to open your mouth only a little, then a bit more, then a tiny bit of tongue to tease, take it back, see if they respond in kind and it can go on from there and get more passionate and more tongue. But don't stick it down too far or make the kiss too rough.
>>7587154
I know a few things about procreation lolol
>>7587159
Ohhh Okok
Well I'm glad that you're alive and well
>>7587154
>>7587137
:O I'm ok with being a dork! I don't let boys loose loads on my face, and now I know that it's a good thing!
My latest frustration is riding the soul out of this boy. Being on top, getting close, so I "contract" a little around him, but it's like I'm extracting his life force... Then he goes limp everywhere and I want to scream with frustration!
But this one gives good cuddles and never forgets I'm a girl... I just hate that its never the whole package. Make me cum you prick :(
Eirini I hope we can get sushi again in the future, maybe at a different place or something idk but the whole thing was really comfy c:
just wanted to say that before i forgot
>>7587187
:3
I probably won't stream for a while. I want to use a cam at least, but like, I'm too self-conscious.
My lighting is also shit; it makes my brow look worse than it actually is. I'd rather be backlit.
>>7587159
Umm just relax and follow your partner's lead. Don't tighten your lips or tounge . grab a little of your partner's lower lip with your lips gently, when they put their tounge inside you suck it gently.
Just don't think too much and go with the flow. Wet sloppy kisses are nice. Your mouth should invite your partner's mouth.
Umm if on a date. Eat the same thing that they do, drink lots of water afterwards, if you can't brush your teeth, chew on some mint gum.
Oh you can kiss each other with a mentos or some hard mint and pass it back and forth. That's always fun and sexy.
And umm don't tighten up and be nervous.
>>7587180
She's probably poor and working with being no or early hormone and expressing herself, old women come to the group I'm in looking worse then that all the time when they first start
>tfw qt boy tells you you're only to address him as daddy from now on
>>7587190
>>7587197
>Umm just relax and follow your partner's lead.
We're both first-time kissers I think so it's going to be interesting. Thanks for the tips tho! Let's see if I remember any of this on the spot
>>7587197
>>7587190
2slutytbqh
Today's chat is pretty Stacey-tier.
>only kiss was with an awful kisser
>>7587211
make a robot tranny general
>>7587201
Worst case just get a little tipsy and blame the booze if you go too wild. Guys love drunk women. It gets their guard down a bit so you can get in there and extract kisses... And, you know, deep dickings :3
>never even held hands
>tfw ur a Stacey because you're a regular person who leaves their house and interacts with others
Even ugly people get laid. What's your excuse?
>>7587208
Well one of you has to take the lead so if they don't do it then you need to
>>7587189
>tfw I used to work as a cashier, and one time someone came through that I honestly couldn't tell if they were a hon or just a cis man with a very weird fashion sense
They had bright red manicured nails and a frumpy denim skirt that came just below their knees, but literally everything else about them seemed like a grizzled old man putting in zero effort to seem female.
>>7587222
do it
>>7587215
Me neither, but apparently things change. If all goes to plan things change in about 30 hours from now
>>7587220
So much pressure >.<
>>7587215
But why though? Guys love tgirls :)
You gotta control them with sex. Gentlemen don't exist babe :(
>>7587226
>>7587222
I'm so lonely
Post what you look like if you are confident enough!
>>7587222
>I've been thinking about it. Who's with me?
It would be kinda superfluous.
mtfg talks about tfw no bf/gf all the time, and half of us are probably kissless virgins.
>>7587187
twitch
.tv/isotera
I'm not live now and probably won't be until next saturday if even, but you can follow me and stuff.
>>7587190
Actually Merc's tips are top tier.
>>7587206
It really is expensive ;-;
>and we *definitely* will do it again
yaay! :D
>sometime after the 23rd of this month
idk why but that made me chuckle, the sheer specific-ness
I'm not free for such an undertaking either, I mostly need to work on my entrance exam for that finnish school
sorry for being so lewd earlier, btw.
>TIL to work in a library you need a special certificate proving your knowledge in the field
Time to look for another nice and quiet job i guesss
>>7587214
kay! Thanks for the tip anon
>>7587231
Ask again in a few months pls
>>7587222
are cyborgs allowed?
/r9k/ told me i should be like stacey now, but i still rarely speak outside....
also, if 2 robots date are they normies now?
I don't fuck with niggas that think they broads
>>7587230
Lets move together
does anyone else have the fear that they won't be "feminine enough"? like i want to transition. but i'm worried since i missed out on female socialization, i'll never fully live up to female social norms and expectations without constant, never-ending effort
>>7587135
no bully, I'm trying to find someone ;~;
>>7587215
it'll be okay Eva
>>7587231
maybe later I'm doing other stuff right now
I still need to go buy a brush to make my hair less unkempt
>>7587231
>confident
nah
but i found something cute to do with my hair, it's too messy now though
The real way to kiss is to make sure your partner knows that you completely own them, you're not being overly aggressive with your mouth, but at the same time you're letting them know how much you want them. They should follow your kiss back to you in a daze if you pull back slightly from their pure want, make sure to read them and if it goes too long, change it up a bit, flip them on their back and pin their arms while you kiss them, kiss down their body,
I guess the biggest Thing is to not be hung up or nervous about anything, and if you can tell they are being timid, put them at ease so they can enjoy what's about to happen
>>7587257
agp
>>7587235
Ok good, what times do you usually stream? I hope its euro accessible :/
>>7587238
Its just that everyone in the country who gets money from the goverment in any form, gets it on the 23rd or 24th of every month. Its a national day of joy because ppl arent broke anymore.
>>7587246
Yeah but you should just be yourself and explore what feels natural or comfortable during your transition.
>>7587230
It wont last forever :<
>>7587231
no makeup because i can't into the liquid eyeliner that I got
>>7587257
I'm a little Dom... So I'm ok with this...
>>7587246
You'll learn it eventually, you can't live full time around women being treated like a woman and not pick it up, lots of mannerisms do take practice, but if you look, most women aren't very feminine these days, so you only need to do it if that's who you want to be
>>7587261
Soooooo cuuuuuuuuute!
>>7587263
If you're switch with a dom like you, starting off dom will rile them up a bit, and you can melt and be more passive for them after
>>7587246
yes
like where does the line go between trying your best to pass and being yourself without feeling like you're playing a part
>>7587270
Sass be nice you make me blush and I don't know how to respond to your Latina directness
>>7587270
Cute!
I like that skirt, it makes your figure look nice
>>7587278
i wanna melt
>>7587246
I feel this feel a lot, yeah ;-;
somewhere i kind of accepted that in way of how i act, i'll always be my own kind of weirdo girl-but-not-really-girl because imissed out on female socialization...
It makes me glad i'm so shy and quiet because people usually associate that with feminine/cute and i don't have to try and act extra feminine
>>7587294
I want my partner to be happy regardless if that means I'm tied and blindfolded on my back or fucking them against a wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx6QE6DaaA4
>>7587278
Oooooooooooo I like that thanks Faye Faye ^_^
>>7587307
you look like a cis girl
>>7587294
same
>>7587307
PASS
is that a wig/weave?
>Age when you started HRT
>Current age
>Do you pass to others? (not getting misgendered, etc)
>>7587309
>rips covers off sass
>tell her we have company
>swat her butt as she leaves the room
>>7587307
You are adorable, but you know, smile more :)
>>7587307
you pass in that pic
>>7587322
>29
>53.75
>I pass to everyone except my mom, my girlfriend, and her friends
>>7587259
9 PM EST mostly lol
>>7587331
kill yourself bro
faye give more sex tips
>>7587331
Naughty >:(
No bully!
>>7587235
alright followed
>>7587322
21
22
i've been "ma'am"ed a few times but I'm in guy mode 99% of the time
>>7587333
Rip, thats 3am here
faye give sex to my butt
tfw uncombed hair and bags under eyes
>>7587340
stay up past yer bedtime like a naughty girl
>>7587322
16 & 48
51
yes when young, and now no.
>>7587345
no you should kill yourself
>>7587322
>21
>22
>Most of the time in public, sometimes my voice fucks up tho
>>7587274
>>7587276
Thank you ^^
>>7587347
You must look like Sass's son then. Hahahahaha
>>7587322
11
19
no
>>7587348
Im too much of a good girl.
I go to bed before 12 and wake up before 8.
Okay I'm gonna go listen to some music and lay on my bed to overthink tranny stuff now
good night or have a great day, QTs <3
>>7587322
>I know it will be 18 because I'll start soon with or without endo
>18
>As a queer-looking skater kid who obviously has a tumblr, but not as a woman, no
>>7587347
same desu
>>7587356
i dont think so
>>7587345
Urgh just take the moans and stop being a bitch...
>>7587322
20
20
no
>>7587322
>24
>25
>no, still in boy mode, but I get maam'd some times.
what is the point?
when did you start getting occasionally ma'am in boymode
>>7587359
Nini
>>7587322
0
21
as male
>>7587372
a handful of times throughout my whole life
last time was a few months ago when shopping
>>7587370
becoming one's self.
>>7587382
one is always one's self
>>7587372
Firs time was about two months in, regularly by five months, most of the time by ten months
sonic the hedgehog is so difficult I can't get past area 2
>>7587322
23
27 - 1 month
not consistently
>tfw hubby is a dick and keeps bullying you
>tfw not getting bullied by his dick
>>7587394
^.^
>>7587394
if you don't pass why did you get srs before ffs? are you one of those agp old men??
Anyone else only transition to feel their own boobs while masturbating?
>>7587399
SRS is free in Europe you fool.
>>7587370
just start hrt and chill
you dont need to tell anyone right away
if you really are dysphoric you will feel better just from starting
>>7587403
yeah desu
>>7587403
yeah i trans'd to be my own gf
>>7587370
To your own self be true, no matter how shitty that self is.
>>7587393
Go faster.
>>7587399
Because I was literally under threat to be forced to detransition because psychs thought I was too crazy, so I fucked off to thailand and got it fixed.
also I had FFS by now as well.
>>7587405
I got it in thailand and paid for it myself.
>>7587403
I did it to be like my forced fem doujins desu
>>7587359
E m a i l
>>7587417
how long did you have to save up for it
>>7587417
thailand vaginas are the best anyway
>>7587417
So wtf did you go through RLE for?
>>7587417
>Because I was literally under threat to be forced to detransition because psychs thought I was too crazy
>thought I was too crazy
>thought
You're a fucking Nazi
me 'n' maeve
>>7587427
slit ferret throat?
>>7587426
>2017
>Not being a Nazi
>>7587372
I dunno if this counts but the longer im on the moans the more people change what they call me. You don't often hear anyone sir or ma'am each other in Australia.
I have noticed that women used to call me mate or nothing, but now I get lots of darlings and sweeties/sweethearts. Feels good. Men now call me buddy lots... Feels condescending.
>>7587427
cudd
>>7587429
remove ferret teeth?
>>7587427
back off anon
maeve-chan is MY waifu
>>7587423
to get mones. get the letter for srs (another psych got me that), and legitimacy that I needed for my parents to accept me.
>>7587421
I didnt purposely save up for it. I just had a lot of money from saving for no reason for like 10 years because I never needed anything because I had no fun in life either way.
>>7587426
I didnt tell them about my political views anon...
>>7587438
pet ferret a lot?
>someone is selling anime figures on the school thrift shop page
do I buy one
>>7587370
to be yourself
or to stave off crippling dysphoria
I'm so hopped up on adderall right now
wewewwewew
>>7587446
yes
>>7587442
i heard srs is really painful
>>7587449
You make me smile kiwi
>You could have transitioned at X years of age but repressed instead
Who knows this feel?
>>7587442
>I didnt tell them about my political views anon...
Yeah surely that is a bad idea in most of Europe? I heard a little old 90yo woman holohoax denier got thrown in jail last year.
>>7587456
kinda wished i started at like 17
>>7587456
i could've transitioned at 12 but instead i transitioned at 13 and now i'm a mega hon -_-
>>7587463
What difference would it really have made?
>>7587465
maybe less of a brow ridge, i dunno
>>7587456
It's best not to let yourself dwell on it and just work with where you are at the present
I could've started at 18 but repressed for 3 more years. Does it suck to think about? yeah. But I can't do anything now about it, so I may as well be content that I started
>>7587456
>Feel fucked up since 20
>Literally was ready to go to a therapist a couple of times but chickened out
>Eight years later just now self medding and feeling better
I hate myself.
>start hrt
>stop feeling dysphoric
>keep presenting male because i cbf
>on the train home
>drunk guy comes up to me
>"you'll never be a real man"
>"w-what?"
>"it's obvious. you look like a girl with a shitty haircut"
>"t-thanks"
>get off at the next stop
best feel or worst feel?
>>7587451
you have no idea. due to my parents, I didnt get painkillers for a while in hospital and was in full pain delirium. I cant remember anything, but someone gave me a laptop and I talked to my bf. apparently it was horrifying to see and listen to me.
I had a brain infection when I was 21. that wasnt nearly as painful
>>7587457
yes, it always is. we live in a dystopian police state.
>>7587457
>>7587471
how tall
>>7587456
Guaranteed (you)'s
>>7587478
not even that short
like 170cm
>>7587477
b-brain infection?
also that sounds really sad, being in thailand im assuming all by yourself in pain ;-;
>>7587482
>170cm
5'7?
>>7587484
yeah about that
>>7587485
yeah fuck off
>>7587488
why?
i wanna fail boymode
>>7587477
I'm really scared of SRS now :<
>>7587456
Almost went for it in 2009 at 17 but got cold feet and decided to try and forget about the whole thing
Had a breakdown at 24th birthday after realizing that yes, I will become a fully grown man someday if i dont do anything about it
>>7587491
don't come around and say bullshit like 5'7 isnt that short
>be a straight guy
>want a trans gf
>flirt with trans girl online
>she asks me if I like trans girls
>i say yes
>she says "sorry I don't like chasers"
So let me get this straight. You trannies want a straight bf to treat you as a girl but you won't date a straight guy who likes you because they are "chasers"?
>>7587498
the same post EVERY TIME a chaser gets rejected
>>7587497
it depends where you live
around these parts, it isn't all that short
many guys are taller than me, but only by a few centimetres
>>7587483
I wasnt all by myself, my parents were there, but they told me I wouldnt get painkillers cause I had overloaded my liver or something, but apparently that wasnt true, I got morphine after a few days again. sorta funny though, when I met suporn like a week after surgery, he was impressed by how little painkillers I had gotten.
>>7587483
meningitis. I thought it was a migraine and let it sit and get worse for 2 days or so, even went to uni and to the dentist a day before I went to hospital. docs said 24-48 hours more and Id probably have died, or at least suffered braindamage.
Was in hospital for like 2 weeks after that and can barely remember the first. it was weird.
>>7587493
just make sure to not have someone fuck with your painkillers that doesnt know what theyre doing. I was just really unlucky.
>>7587505
tfw 6'0 but wanna be 5'9
>>7587504
Why would anyone "fuck with your painkillers"? o_0
>tfw an anon in /v/ simultaneously says they hate trannies and that they like being a pretty princess in final fantasy xiv.
>>7587504
so you were like half-passed out for a week after surgery from the pain, that's awful
w-what if meningitis made you trans
>>7587498
Stop being a chaser and behave like a normal person desu
>>7587508
Literally the least rarest thing when it comes to mtfs
>>7587505
being short is bad if you don't pass because you look like a gay manlet with gyno
>>7587507
my parents claim they just misunderstood the nurses. theyre both paranoid about any drugs though, so I wouldnt be surprised if that played a part.
>>7587511
I came out to friends 3 years before I had meningitis.
>>7587502
But it literally makes no sense. All guys who are dating trannies are chasers. Basically you are just saying to guys "you better lie to me or I won't fuck you"
>>7587517
only kidding ;-;
>>7587517
Oh i see :S
That must have been horrible >_<
do you ever shave your legs and your skin for some reason decides it doesn't want you to and so you get a bajillion cuts all over for no reason lmao
i'm getting ready to hangout with that boy in a few hours and my shower was horror movie tier blood levels. rip
how are you girls doing btw? any plans for tonight?
>>7587513
Ikr, I hate trannies and also love playing cute princesses
>>7587512
A normal person would never date a tranny because trannies are not normal girls. The only type of guy a tranny is ever going to get is OBVIOUSLY a guy who likes trannies. It's like a biological girl rejecting a guy by saying "sorry I don't like guys who like biological girls"
>>7587506
Nah not me sister I like being 5'11". Black women are really tall anyway, like half the girls in my area are as tall or taller than me. I'm actually 5'11.5", maybe I'll round it up to 6", get those chasers interested.
>>7587515
I was propositioned by a tranny while walking home once, because of her jaw, her being half my height did not help her at all.
>>7587524
With your cam money why have you not lasered your legs?
>>7587528
i have had my legs lasered lol
laser is permanent reduction, not permanent removal. i still need to shave da stray hairs. usually i just epilate but i was lazy so here we are
>>7587524
Same
>>7587527
if you deserve a transgf you ll find one.
your problem is that straight trannies can afford to have standards because theres lots of men interested in us but very few trannies.
if youre an actual autist or an unfit neckbeard, you wont have an easy time finding one.
>>7587524
>having plans
>>7587528
preferred is 5'9 but ill take 5'10
>royal peach pallette shipping confirmation still hasn't arrived
UGGHHHHHH
>>7587524
Anxious waiting today. Flannel is coming tomorrow if all goes to plan~
>>7587536
This this this.
is it normal to feel a bit lightheaded after a few weeks of HRT
>>7587524
Sometimes in the middle of shaving I'll get all goose bumpy. Room temp doesn't matter.
>>7587551
just becoming a ditzy girl! heehee! x)
>>7587551
Yeah could be low blood pressure if youre on spiro
>>7587542
6' reporting in...
Oddly enough my mum is 5'11 and dad is a 5'6 manlet. The one time I wish I took after dad :P
>>7587559
am on spiro
what should I do
>>7587561
mom said my dad was tall all my life
turns out he was 5'10
>>7587560
>you shouldn't be anxious!
Well I mean it's been like a 6 month wait, it's hard to not be a little bit anxious at least
>>7587536
>your problem is that straight trannies can afford to have standards because theres lots of men interested in us but very few trannies.
That gives me some hope I won't have to bend over backwards to get a bf!
>>7587563
stay hydrated :D
i think i might be a straight tranny and it's bumming me out
>>7587563
dont know really, maybe you can live with it if its not too bad?
or start eating less healthy and raise it a bit
idk a lot of people taking spiro as an acne medicine have apparently just quit because of it :/
>>7587564
Mum told me dad was not a prick all my life... Turns out mum's can be a little biased.
>>7587578
>bumming me out
what did she mean by this
My period is 2 days late :(
I'm scared
>>7587563
also get your bp measured first ofc
Пpивeтcтвyю вac, тoвapищи
How is everyone feeling today?
>>7587588
is that real
>>7587587
im probably just going to drink water and hope I dont die
>>7587591
Crappy, my period is 2 days late and I'm too scared to take a pregnancy test because i don't wanna have to buy it in public
>>7587583
my dad died, he didn't leave us
kind of a dick move to have a kid with a 40 year old spinster who had had surgery to remove a tumor in her uterus and had to have it stitched up
and while you knew you had terminal cancer
idk how the thoughts "hey this kid might turn out weird since we're really old and sick" or "hey im probably gonna die and leave this kid without a father" didnt pop into his head
>>7587567
ye i get it c: it's normal def. i just meant don't be anxious in a bad way if you can help it! i'm sure it'll be wonderful.
>>7587586
i think being super skinny/low body fat can do that
besides the other reason :>
>>7587592
what do you mean is it real?
>>7587588
you got your hat, cyoot!
>>7587601
>Trutrans
That's a spook.
>men are less hassle
lel
>>7587591
I was feeling like an idiot buy not so much anymore.
>>7587594
maybe its the cypro not making me attracted to anything idk
>>7587605
the ushanka i mean, like is it a real one from the soviet union
>>7587594
thankie ^-^
>>7587603
>besides the other reason :>
the other reason being shitposting on 4chan to troll trannies?
>>7587591
like the animal in that picture
>>7587599
>Hi Im a transman that lets men fuck me in my vagina
>>7587603
But I'm not underweight D:
Idk I'm just like too dysphoric to even think about pregnancy
>>7587578
cock > all, lose to cock!
>>7587599
ooo, I bet you're fine! No stress.
>>7587621
Thanks, I hope so because periods I can deal with but pregnancy sounds scary
>>7587611
yeah, my grandfather was in the Red Army
It's time to tweeze.
Any reccomendations before i make a mess of my face and increase my faggot levels through the stratosphere?
>>7587625
>Buh it's true, youc an get men with looks alone, women want you to have a personality.
I'm not seeing the problem.
>>7587609
<3 hi sass
>>7587615
aww you poor bby. Her name is Rabbit. Yeah, I know the feel. I was like that all Saturday. Here is the full pic.
>>7587625
That's a good question, if I could get a realistic penis I totally would but srs for ftms is not quite well..in sure you've heard the horror stories.
>>7587625
yeah ive had that reality shoved into my face ever since i was five
>>7587588
Кoшкa is best pet name for cute girls!
>>7587600
Yeah wow that sounds rough nim... mine just left when I was two after mum caught him being fucked by a big bear in the kitchen. He converted to Christianity and forged mum's signature on lots of paperwork, ultimately leaving mum and I homeless and destitute.
>>7587601
I'm ok with being tall, guys don't really seem to care that much. I actually hate my ribcage... I'm cool with the rest of my body.
>>7587629
are those tweezerguru
>>7587625
Idk, I assume if we would go over to the FtM general and tell them how much fun we have fucking girls with our big throbbing girltinklers they might be a bit annoyed too.
>>7587568
Finding a bf is easy.
It's finding a good one that's hard.
>>7587591
depressed...
>heavy fog
>rained earlier
>ground soaked
>everything muddy
I hate nud
>>7587642
>Finding a bf is easy.
alright stacey
>>7587633
The thought of a pneumatic cock is kind of funny
>>7587635
I'll be your Кoшкa~
>>7587645
I keep seeing this Stacey meme, please explain it to me :) no big words!
Putting stuff in my back pocket instead of the front is gonna be weird getting used to. But these jeans are 2comfy so I'll just deal with it
Shame I have to take my nail polish off for tomorrow, I was getting used to them being painted desu
>>7587591
Pretty good
>>7587641
.___. this
tfw a transman is worried about pregnancy
tfw i wish i could worry about pregnancy
tfw no baby in my uterus that i can raise into the world as a pure soul
>>7587613
Yeah I think that's a given either way
>>7587652
stacey is Chad Thundercock's female counterpart
>tfw no trans boyfriend named Gavin with a motorcycle that you can impregnate
>>7587625
>Why are MtFs who use their penis ignored but FtMs who use their vagina are accused of not bing trutrans?
Because trutrans is a spook. It's a meme that promotes nothing but petty infighting, people fall for it because it allows them to externalise their personal insecurities.
>>7587663
how does one impregnate a motorcycle
>>7587657
It was absolutely wonderful! Thanks for asking. He made a ton of great breakthroughs today in scale symmetry, melodic connection to harmony, ear training, and the prime lydian set.
Here's a little image from our lesson demonstrating the palindromic nature of the basic 7 gregorian modes. Dorian is an entirely mirroristic palindromic scale both up and down! How fun. :)
>>7587647
>Not wanting a pneumatic strap on
That actually sounds loke a cool gadget
>>7587655
thats just some dude shitposting here to make trannies feel bad though. I doubt an FtM would come HERE to talk about that. I mean, nobody can be THIS dumb unironically
>>7587667
U make me fangirl so bad
>>7587666
Trains and motorcycles have been crossbreed before
>>7587673
Boys are dumb tho
>>7587505
>tfw 5'2" master race
>>7587682
heehee manlet
>tfw have crush on trans dude friend
help
Hey did anyone find their coat like really uncomfortable after shaving their arms?
The sensations on stuff on bare arms is...odd, to say the least...
>>7587682
Lmao. 5th grader please.
>>7587673
Truuuu. I trust your instincts in shit post detection more than anybody else, Phie!
>>7587674
Aww <3 I'm glad. Well anytime you wanna pay me $30 an hour we can talk about scale symmetry :^)))
>>7587682
tfw 5'3
>>7587647
more like hydraulic...
my mom just caught me crying and i told her i need to have facial surgery and shes going to help me look into it. i think i wanna go to speigel..
>>7587702
beepbeep you don't need facial surgery
I'm feeling insecure about tweezing my eyebrows, so I'm going to go make some ratatouille instead.
>>7587700
syndie
more like
dummie
>tfw literally cant go one thread without calling something a spook
>tfw continuously exposing myself to one of the most spooked threads in 4chan
>>7587676
I prefer Indians...
>>7587704
Need is subjective, it's obviously a disability that affects her
>>7587710
I think i like this meme
>>7587702
Don't go to Spiegel. Go to Deschamps-Braly.
>>7587704
i do. i use angles a lot for photos. and i use a mirror that i can move and see all my features. i just look like a cute gay male.
>>7587694
Lol I dont even know musical scales or like the basics beyond cdefgab.
I'm aware of scales and harmonics and stuff like that but my knowledge is that of a child with her first recorder.
>>7587702
:( you are literally so cute though, no hugbox.
I don't even like girls but every time I see a pic of you I wish I could look half as good. T_T
>>7587696
>rabbit is cute :3
Yeah she is. <3 see >>7587694
>>7587689
no but the feeling of smooth legs on my clean bedsheets is orgasmic.
>tfw no one to fluff hair
>>7587716
This. Spiegel does nothing.
>>7587723
Craigslist
>>7587708
read up on them...
>>7587718
Gotcha. I've been hardcore studying music theory for almost 8 years now. It's my "thing".
>>7587711
Music is fun! I play all instruments but I gravitate towards piano. I have a degree in percussion though.
>>7587725
I'm a p-pure girl!
>>7587716
isn't deschamps-braly expensive as fuck though
>>7587696
Despite how annoying that all is, I sincerely can not wait. Need more nair though.
And like, a drop cloth.
>>7587703
I'm certainly getting used to it. It's kind of...slippery? My bed felt weird, though, I felt like I had something stuck to me. I might put sheets on it.
>>7587705
Oh man, at the mall where I used to live, there was this place that had like, this string they'd use to shape your brows.
>>7587724
but stef sanjati looks good
>>7587667
This post confused me at first, because I just glanced at it and saw
>scale symmetry
>prime lydian set
>palindromic nature of the basic 7 gregorian modes
and thought it was about math, not music.
I'm a math major, but now I'm wondering if I'd find music theory interesting too.
>>7587711
Are math and physics nerds more likely to play string instruments than other musicians?
>>7587735
NO SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN
desu i dont care about the debt if it means i can fix my horrid face. i just need help identifying my worst features
>>7587736
you would. music theory is lotsa fun
>>7587741
I feel like an alien...
Haven't gone to the dmv yet to get new drivers license since my name change. The whole thought of it is scary, and worst of all I feel guilty that my mom no longer has her child.
>>7587741
she looked like an alien beforehand
>>7587736
Math is strongly correlated with music ability.
>>7587733
He's supposedly the best in the business. Trained under Dr. Ousterhout, who literally invented FFS.
>>7587748
I need someone I love
>>7587741
I think she looks like an Ayyy as well. Lmao
>>7587736
I think everyone would find music theory fascinating. It's an incredibly deep field with ~1,000 years worth of pedagogy, development, and implementation.
Theory is essentially the philosophy of music. Every time you make a statement, objective or subject, about music you are doing some form of music theory. It's not just the mechanics and nuts/bolts, although that stuff is interesting too! But it includes psychoacoustics, acoustic physics, performance practice, musicology, etc.
>>7587742
>horrid face.
reeee
>>7587749
Your mom still has her child, it's just a name change. Don't feel guilty.
>>7587753
yeah but most people can't afford that, last i heard someone got quoted 54k dollars :/
>>7587716
Deschamps is 50k
>>7587736
I meant more that I learned a lot about noise and vibrations. Especially envelopes and natural frequencies. Fixed strings are a great medium for teaching wave theory as well. So yeah strings made sense to me.
>>7587749
You need to have actually done it though to get the liscence and not just shit post about it
ffs never
stef looks 'weird' bc waardenburg syndrome its nothing anything to do with being a boy or girl. but honestly i think youre all just normies and cant appreciate unique beauty
>>7587757
Can't help it, i don't even know how to bring myself to call myself kayla now. I wrote out my boy name 100 times just now on a paper and i feel horrid
>>7587754
That's so adorable :) how are you meeting boys then?
>>7587766
I did do it you arrogant fuck
>>7587766
:^]
>>7587771
I don't know if I like boys
>>7587773
No you didn't
>>7587768
like you need it <3
>>7587769
>i think youre all just normies and cant appreciate unique beauty
Beep, you are so gorgeous. You have your own unique beauty. You are telling others they can't appreciate unique beauty but fail to see your own.
>>7587779
;^}
Being in love is pretty great desu
Cooking class with sass:
Ratatouille:
Ingredients:
Eggplant
Summer squash
Bell pepper
Onion
Garlic
Basil
Olive oil
First I start with chopping onions oeppees eggplant and summer squashes and roasti g them at 509 in the oven
Fun fact, the name of the squash in Guatemala: Güicoy is also the local slang for faggot!
These are summer squash so they're calles the diminutive güicoyito! Awwww so cute
>>7587780
I think I'd feel much better about myself with some facial surgery, the cost though....
>>7587778
What about grils then?
>>7587775
>she also doesn't look much different
her brow ridge look so much better, i'm jealous
>>7587749
At least you are in an area where there are so many people you are effectively anonymous at the DMV. I have a 100% chance of the whole town knowing after I change mine.
>>7587786
Eggplant me.
Oops forgot my pic!
>>7587788
I'm confused about myself
>>7587786
>no pineapples
why even COOK
>>7587787
I don't think so, your p cute
hormones should help a lot too
What-are-you-looking-at-ferret.jpg
>>7587742
>>7587755
Interesting.
I guess I should pick up a book on music theory then.
>>7587752
Well in that case it would seem that I have the potential to get fairly good at music.
I've always thought it would be kinda cool to learn an instrument, but I've never bothered to actually sit down and try.
Also, I would love to be able to sing in girl-voice and actually sing well. Hopefully some day.
>>7587761
Oh, that's cool.
>>7587786
>sass is putting diminutive faggots in the oven
Nazi sass best sass
>>7587797
idk, it's mostly the small things that upset me along with my awful nose, like besides nose I'd mostly want smaller procedures for the rest
>>7587791
>I have to grow out my facial hair at this new job
>Waiting until therapist walks me through my feels about it before I do it.
>>7587790
>tfw you will never be able to afford FFS
Picking out faults in post-FFS girls helps me a lot.
>making suicide jokes around your family
>>7587802
lol what
are you required to have a beard or something?
>>7587807
;_;
>>7587805
On the plus side, being pre-ffs helps us take a punch better than any cis girl.
>>7587810
it's funny tho
>>7587794
noice, i love ratatouille
>>7587775
shes still healing
>>7587794
we need more cooking on here.
>>7587799
desu youll make a lot more progress with a teacher. also find a cheap electric piano or a cheap acoustic guitar. you can read all you want, but understanding comes from practice, just like mathematics.
>>7587805
lmao
faye is the address you gave me correct? i sent that present a few days ago.
when will my glasses come ;_;
>>7587807
thats a relatable meme, thank you.
>>7587821
what frames did you get :3
>>7587818
Yes bae, I just got back from Florida and have been airport plague victim but I'll try and look for it later and then try to. It squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee too much and love it forever
>>7587828
I can't find a picture of them online, they are pretty fem
>>7587778
I like both. Girls are better in relationships though :) I guess it depends on how much drama you like ;)
Ok just a rough chop add some oil salt and pepper and into the oven!
>>7587796
It's not pineapple season ;~;
I'll make a skillet upside down pineapple cake for you nex time!
>>7587800
Lmao!
>>7587808
You must've missed my whole saga of 'becomming a boy'
I need to grow out facial hair for electro b/c I'm ginger and no laser will do.
>Apply as male
>First day as male
>Male voice
>"This is the employee bathroom, sorry, it's set up for guys"
>"This is Valq, everyone, she'll be working with us now.
>18 year old kid in trade school+army reserve is going on about how they're getting a just staring out MTF in their unit, "HES GONNA BE A CHICK WITH A DICK AND I GUESS HES REAL TRIGGERES REALLY EASY"
>Mfw I'm standing beside him as he tells other co-worker this at the top of his lungs
>Mfw nobody has any clue
>Creepy salesmen try chatting me up, flirting.
>Male customers stand in the window and watch me work
>Give fat white middle aged office lady official paperwork
>"Oh, Valq is a faggot.jpg"
>She procedes to tell everyone
>Nobody will gender me for 3 days
>Everyone went back to referring to me as a girl and staring at my butt when I bend over an engine... They got over it.
>Mfw I wear a baggy work hoodie to hide my figure b/c being eye groped is kinda weird now b/c I feel like a fetish
Yeah.
I'm eating spaghetti on my underwear. Is this truly what being a tranny is about.
>>7587836
awww perfect! :3
my buddi _______
>>7587843
buddi wuddi
>tfw your favorite trip isn't gay
A recent study across /mtfg/ to determine the most common sitting position when browsing has been finished and this was the end result.
But I am sure the result was nothing unexpected, especially for the veterans here.
Aww yiss I got into TehConnection <3
>>7587839
sorry bby. assert yourself a little. :/
>>7587839
lmao
Maybe the beard will finally convince them though, who knows?
>>7587847
I'm usually sitting on the floor of my shower or on the toilet.
I exclusively post from mobile
>>7587849
>she's not in passthepopcorn
laughingboys.jpeg
>>7587846
turn her
>>7587839
:( that sounds pretty stressful
do you at least get to work on cool cars
Where do you mtf girls try to find boyfriends?
>trans girls says they want straight non chaser bfs
>they only ever sign up to gay dating apps
I need motivation to get out of bed... I gotta go to work :( I should go get in the shower...
I fucking hate boy mode.
>>7587854
REEEEEE
What do they even recruit on nowadays? I need it to get to BTN to get to KG
I judt started playing the game though
I'm going to broil my tomatoes bcause i like th smokey crmharred flavor of cancerous chmical substances
>>7587857
okcupid
>>7587857
I don't do anything. Every single partner, male or female, I've ever had, has been a chance encounter.
>>7587852
eeeh yeah i guess they are. a lot will charge a dollar per minute. try youtube then, and try learning every song you like, at least a little part of it if you cant do it all. singing will help a lot with your voice though!!
I love Jotaro
>>7587861
I don't think they're recruiting anywhere right now. I think they stopped when What went down. Plus the user count is like close to 35k and the user limit was reduced to 30k after What's closure.
>>7587862
are you ok sass
>>7587839
Lmao are you a woman trying to be a man, now I can get transgirls adopting female mannerism because women are predictable and dont maintain real friendships anyways but do you even have a male sense of humor. A woman tryna be a guy sounds like the most boring and easily offended guy you'll ever meet, cant bust your balls about anything without starting a crying fit.
Fucking good luck lad.
>>7587839
>Mfw nobody has any clue
Everyone knows you idiot
>>7587873
Well that sucks. /ptg/ told me it was the only path to KG really but maybe BTN recruits elsewhere?
Life as a tracker babby is suffering
>>7587875
t. hikkineet incel
>>7587862
Chop half an onion half a oeppe one had of garlic and put those tomatos in the broiler!
>>7587839
sorry im autistic again
yeah that doesnt sound too nice but it couldve gone a lot worse right? Like at least they accept you as a girl
>>7587884
I got a job unlike your lazy communist ass so who you calling a hikkineet.
I want a real vagina ;_;
>>7587888
sorry, I guess you're just autistic. Your entire post reeks of "I don't talk to women".
>>7587868
>eeeh yeah i guess they are. a lot will charge a dollar per minute.
Aww
Yeah, idk if I could afford that now, but I'm gonna be graduating uni soon, so hopefully after that I'll find a decent job and be able to splurge on lessons.
>try youtube then, and try learning every song you like, at least a little part of it if you cant do it all. singing will help a lot with your voice though!!
Ok then!
>>7587892
If walk was a real man he'd tell that kid to shut the fuck up. What kind of guy just stands there like a helpless sheep getting yelled at. Thats what a woman does.
>>7587862
Charr my butt and eat that.
>>7587856
I mean, in this first month, I had to give a trade-in Camaro SS With a blower a once-over inspection for re-sale & test drive it.
Did like 150moh before I had to turn back.
We have a 5.0 mustang to do... But it's w/e
Not really many exotic cars here.
But driving the piss out of trade ins/troubleshooting is pretty fun.
>>7587851
It's kinda late now.
Women will actually walk up to me working on their cars and ask if I have kids, how long I've been married, how did a girl get into this, etc.
>>7587850
I'm just gonna get courage to grow facial hair and kinda reap the consequences.
>>7587875
You realize I was a righand & oilfield mechanic for the beginning of my transition, right?
I'm more of a man than you could ever be. Even with tits&no cock... You're still tinier than the wrenches I swing bb.
>>7587876
Yeah, now they do..
Did you read the story at all? Or are you just too busy being too bitter about not having the courage to be full time.
I applied as a guy, with 3 days unshaven, guy clothes, guy voice. Everyone referred to me as female day one.
It only got weird after the office lady saw my id(I can't into name/gender change until March)
>>7587867
same
>>7587852
>Are good music teachers expensive? It seems like they might be.
>Although I would love to have a voice coach to help me learn to sing, and just have a more passable girl voice in general.
Lol both of these things are literally my full time job. I charge $30 an hour for music lessons. $20-$25 per hour for transvoice lessons.
I'm always available and willing to help you along the way though if you have some questions.
An inexperienced music tutor could range $15-$20 per hour. A PhD private teacher would be ~$40-$80 per hour.
This is pretty good advice but if you are more interested in theory you dont really need to learn pieces, just concepts:
>>7587868
>>7587887
I'd rather they didn't and I could be finishing electro rn.
That was the whole point of applying as a dudebro
>>7587895
That's not what I'm talking about you autist. I'm talking about how your bizarre fantasy of How All Women Are is straight out of an incel forum. You very obviously don't talk to women.
>>7587846
everyone here is gay, I am the only exception. so chances are you can score if you try anon!
>>7587896
Valq you dont know shit about me and in a fight I would knock your silly ass out and watch you crawl away crying like a baby. And even if you're the fucking hulk being a man is more about muscles you knucklehead.
>>7587885
Fry that shit up
And wash your basil and chiffonade it so it's not bitter
I prefer purple basil becaus I'm a fag, but you could use normal green basil if ypu don't like dressing like a girl and ar bi curious about cock
Pic related purple basil and sauteed onion garlic and pepper.
>>7587902
>everyone here is gay, I am the only exception.
-.-
>>7587907
You're adorable, bb.
>>7587896
>I mean, in this first month, I had to give a trade-in Camaro SS With a blower a once-over inspection for re-sale & test drive it.
>Did like 150moh before I had to turn back.
that sounds pretty fun desu. Do you own a fun car?
>>7587901
>That's not what I'm talking about you autist.
I know you're not talking about what I'm originally talking about because you do nothing but personal attacks rather than address the point löl.
>>7587908
I'm going to add some drid chili peppr because i'm a latina stereotype that likes heat wit food
>>7587899
How did you advertise/ find trans voice students?
>>7587907
oh my god
>>7587909
takes a while to get your straightness approved. youre on the right track, but it will take more than 2 weeks for it to be believable :p
>>7587900
You think theres maybe like one more level of awkward beyond the one youre already on?
Like a bearded woman thing
>>7587899
>I charge $30 an hour for music lessons. $20-$25 per hour for transvoice lessons.
Oh. That doesn't seem too bad.
I guess I'll have to look around and see if I can find any affordable tutors in my area.
>I'm always available and willing to help you along the way though if you have some questions.
Ok, cool.
I guess I could try posting a clyp some time and having you critique it.
>>7587907
Yeah, my money's on Valq. But I'd love to see you try!
>>7587913
I own a 2015 jeep Cherokee trailhawk with a 1.8" lift & a tuner for giggles.
And
M'lady drives my 2004 f250 SD
I also have an '85 jeep j10 pickup with the AMC 360 in storage.
...Sold my '86 yota pickup with a nasty cam las summer
>>7587923
I mean, it took months for elanna's gayness to show, you can never be sure.
How is everyone doing?
>>7587931
bad
>>7587899
TRU.
>>7587918
Goddamnit.
Do you scream 'Papi' too?
>It's a "cartman's masculinity gets so wounded he has to threaten to beat up trannies" episode.
>>7587944
oh my god are you a real human
>>7587942
Lolrite?
Why does every chaser I piss on want to fist-fight me as a way prove their masculinity to a room of trannies.
Kaylas fuckbuddy did the same.
It's like... They're repressing something... And needing to overcompensate or something.
>>7587944
If I have knocked someone unconscious does that make me a man?
>>7587944
I hope to god you're just shitposting, no-one can honestly be this pathetic
>>7587921
By being a musician and in trans-communities I suppose. I haven't actively pushed trans voice lessons. I just end up with students over time. I have two transwomem who are long term music students with me. They both opted into it and I've been teaching transvoice since.
>>7587923
Lmaoooo, okay that's fair enough. You wont see me slip up Phie! *salutes*
I would only ever kiss girls for the entertainment of my man. >_<
>>7587926
>I guess I'll have to look around and see if I can find any affordable tutors in my area.
Definitely! They can be tough to track down. Feel free to hit me up anytime you have questions or want to try a lesson. I always offer a free 30 minute skype call for prospective students just so we can build rapport, learn eachothers backgrounds, goals, etc.
>I guess I could try posting a clyp some time and having you critique it.
Sure! I'm always good for that. Here is my voice, btw: https://clyp.it/hxs0wckf
>>7587944
would you beat me up if you could get away with it?
Asking for a friend
>>7587929
exactly! thank you anon, you understand me.
>>7587942
>>7587953
Hey not everyone has to get along, if she doesnt wanna talk to me she can use that almighty filter everyone dares to use against eachother, god forbid someone fucking ignores you in this day and age amirite.
>>7587954
Yeah thats pretty manly but I still say you let your feminine side get to your head, not suited for army to be honest. You got too much going on in your head to be a proper soldier.
>>7587944
Fighting means nothing for masculinity brobro.
Angry cholas fight their way into prison while hopped up on coke every day.
Are you saying you're about as much a man as any angry gangbanger latina?
Do you draw on your fucking eyebrows.
Holy shit compensation
>>7587931
hey dude
>>7587954
nothing could make you a man
>>7587959
You sound very trannyish
>>7587944
Lol why do you even post here
>>7587931
P good
Gonna go pick up my hrt refill in a little bit
>>7587954
Plenty of ladies have pistol whipped their gents.
>>7587963
your a sad little girl cartman
>>7587954
>TFW faye will never knock you unconscious after you pin her to the floor by her throat with neck bites
>>7587959
Even your deep in the chest voice doesn't sound male at all
>>7587960
>would you beat me up if you could get away with it?
One sided fights arent fun unless youre beating some asshole that deserves a beating.
>>7587965
>Fighting means nothing for masculinity brobro.
I'm not sure what planet you're from but I never saw one dispute solved between boys in my life that wasn't settled with a fight. And im talking about things that matter not petty shit, a good fight is pretty much a mandatory ritual before reaching a compromise or someone just walks away.
>>7587902
>everyone is gay
wew lass
>>7587982
oh, I thought you were a sadist and would get something out of it.
>>7587959
perfect :3
you understand me
>>7587982
you have about the same understanding of masculine as amy
>>7587982
Please find another thread to inflict your autism upon.
>>7587959
>Feel free to hit me up anytime you have questions or want to try a lesson. I always offer a free 30 minute skype call for prospective students just so we can build rapport, learn eachothers backgrounds, goals, etc.
Oh, neato. I'll keep that in mind.
>>7587982
You're righting the overcompensation bus kinda hard.
You realize, I don't need to fight you to steal your girl & fuck you on top of her, right?
Did you forget which thread you're in.
Did you forget I'm a raging dyke who sees boys as just disposable sex toys?
Ferrets were small, predatory creatures native to the Forest Moon Endor. While considered cute and cuddly, the ferrets could become agitated when restless. When restless, they would bite or claw the perpetrator
>>7587975
>>7587980
Pistol?
These are shotguns babe
>tfw your boymode doesn't pass as male anymore
:(
>>7588000
>Keep bullying Faye, everyone
>>7588005
shut the fuck up bitch no one cares
>>>/Facebook/
>>7587996
I genuinely can't believe my eyes, I mean, I think pretty much everybody knows this guy is a weird nutcase but to be so insecure as to need to prove his masculinity in the general thread for mtf trannies. My god, that's some spicy memery there.
>>7587981
Thanks! :)
>>7587988
We are soul sisters~~~ also I love that pic.
>>7587972
You think? I haven't had my voice clocked in over 8 months through VoIP/phone/communications. I even use my voice to bait in straight guys on video games to buy pictures off me. Even after I tell them I am trans they do not believe me because of my voice.
I think because you know I'm a tranny you naturally go into it looking for any suggestions or hints of a male natal voice.
>>7588004
Lol omg.
You're like
Adorably small.
Smol
Omg
<3
Why aren't you cosplaying for money
>>7588008
trip on korra
>>7587974
>Lol why do you even post here
I get paid by swedish government to diversify the online communities where one gender is overrepresented and this is my assigned task.
How about you shut the fuck up and mind your own business because the more you reply to me to more of me you get. Cry all you like but you're making things worse and dragging this on.
>>7587988
I'm not a sadist, but if my girl is into getting slapped if smack her because hey who am I to judge fetishes. Besides I guess it would be kinda hot seeing a girl get off even if its to a smack, especially if its part of a powerplay.
>>7587992
Your underage ass has even less to do here than me kid.
>>7587996
Im done with you Valq, I spent all the laughs I had, go talk to someone who likes you.
>>7588000
You have too good of a life to not be a little bullied.
even if cart"man" stops repressing out she'll still be an insufferable /pol/yp
just ignore her
it hurts
>>7588017
I hope at some point somebody in your life, if there's anybody who actually cares about you, convinces you to seek psychiatric help, you really need it.
>>7588009
>People forget why I stay resident here & disappear for the days when only regular trannies are on.
Gotta hone them skills bb
Masculinity is a fragile thing
Also
>I can neither confirm nor deny I get off on emasculating, belittling, or domming cis boys
>>7588020
>she'll
>insufferable /pol/yp
>/pol/yp
>>7588017
Why is an alpha cis male with the eloquence of prehrt Kayla lingering in a tranny forum for months on in?
>>7588025
im a cis boy hmu
Then like mix everything together in a pot and cook until it's Ratatouille
>>7588013
I'm sorry are you making fun of pain and devastation? This is what peak male performance looks like
>>7588020
I think cartman is basically like if you took the platonic essence of the average /pol/yp and made it into an actual person. He's probably one of those people who samefag tranny threads in /pol/ with a proxy to simultaneously talk about how much he wants to fuck trannies followed by posts about wanting to gas them.
>>7588010
No, not male. Trans
It's a certain weird quality I've noticed in most tranny voices. You have it. The average person won't clock you, no, but it's very obvious to anyone with more awareness
>>7588032
You're a fucking failure.
help me /mtfg/
how do i deal with attention whoring.
I don't have the audacity to tell someone I have strong emotions for (not romantic) to shut the fuck up and stop using suicide to get positive attention.
>>7588036
Ruined it
>>7588041
heck no im great at being a guy
>>7588036
>This is what peak little spoon performance looks like
Sorry Faye...
You're on adorably pure little sister status for me, now.
>>7588046
Elbows darling, elbows!
>>7588017
as a communist this picture offends me
>>7588020
>just ignore her
You know when I was about 2 years old, a memory I was too young to remember but that my mom told me. I was playing together with a cousin I only ever met once and we would fight and hit each other but as soon as they seperated us we would cry for eachother wanting to play. Only to fucking start fighting again. If you dont want any of this shit just filter, the freedom to choose is the only real freedom we have and you're choosing to fight with an asshole online. I aint the bad guy here, this shit is mutual.
>>7588030
I prefer speculations over actually having to open up about myself so you gals can believe whatever you want really.
>>7588033
Cute cooking
>>7588005
They are always confused with me now...until I open my mouth or hand over a credit card.
>>7588042
i don't know honestly, they need to get healthier positive attention in real life, internet attention is weak and never satisfies anybody
>>7588059
Its not that, its the fact that they are suicide attention whoring.
>>7588054
Cheer up koshka, working class slaves don't know what they are talking about. All that anger manifests from the normalisation of aggressive competition that is used to morally justify corporate dominance over the proletariat.
>>7588063
well who is it?
>>7588020
hey
/pol/ is a board of peace you bigot!!!
you should respect our culture and embrace the diversity
>>7588055
You're posting in a tranny forum for months on in, along with one other repressing male.... And trying to wave your dick when anyone calls you out on it.
Das not speculation, m8.
You're a fucking portrait of repression ®
>>7588067
Someone who is totally unrelated to all of this.
A platonic friend.
>>7588065
moisturize your elbows well.
>>7588040
;~;
How to avoid having a voice that sounds not male but still trans?
>>7588055
So you're saying that you're basically so stunted you have not significantly developed since age 2. Gotcha.
>>7588065
Do your best Faye Faye!
>>7588069
/pol/ is a board of two things
ironic memers
sub-60 IQ troglodytes who think the ironic memers are serious
Ladies.
>>7588033
Looks good, Sass! I've been meaning to cook with some eggplant, though its nutritive value is pretty low. Perhaps I'll cook something and show /mtfg/ sometime!
>>7588076
More practice. I've only been working on mine for 10 months. :) It's totally obtainable though.
>>7588066
I think I love you
>>7588080
This. So. Much.
>>7588083
hugg bee
Is fascism basically a red flag for betas? Every /pol/yp seems to act like Cartman when removed from their echo chamber,
>>7588074
Yeah it sucks. My throat is sore near all the time so voice training has been impossible.
The Instant Pot is a fucking miracle, I tell you. Most tender ribs I've ever made, perfect rice every time, and this week I'm going to try a whole chicken.
Leave it to mtfg to make you selfconcious about your elbow skin
>>7588069
how often do you browse pol?
>>7588089
this is basically the ideology of fascism
>>7588087
Hug, anon. Good evening.
>>7588065
Grumble at me all you want.
Sitting between my legs, leaning against my chest while I feed you pepparoni garlic knots while I kiss the top of your head would tell me everything I need to know.
>Like a cat giving you dirty looks and angrily purring while you pet & cuddle it.
>>7588073
thats extremely frustrating. idk how to help really...i could only give you bad advice
>>7588090
guy voice makes my throat hurt a lot so I can't really do it anymore :(
>>7588093
I had issues with mine until I started HRT. Apparently I have a type of skin condition exacerbated by T. In females the common treatment is to take spironolactone.
>>7588054
>>7588078
Thats cool kid.
>>7588072
Again, cook up whatever theory you like Valq, I dont know you or care about what you think.
>>7588093
personally i've got fucked knee skin, it sucks
>>7588069
I actually found my way to /LGBT/ because I first browsed /pol/. I didn't even know this board existed.
l m a o
>>7588094
every day. more than lgbt probably.
>>7588080
I wouldnt dispute this. I just think theres a LOT of entertainment in /pol/ and I should be allowed to harvest it.
>>7588106
what books have you read lately fagtron
>>7588106
M8, I'm not cooking up theories.
You're literally doing all those things.
>>7588107
plz be my gf, sarah
as long as i can make her thicc and an alpha male
>>7588103
If I speak to much mine will hurt.
I need to work on my voice...
>>7588116
Several of the communist men I've met have been actual workers. Fascism meanwhile seems to attract dweeby autistic nerds with overcompensation issues (see: Cartman) who are not very visible in real life because they stick only to online hugboxes.
>>7588115
What about you dipshit, other than dumb ass romances and left wing propaganda online. I actually read interesting shit and things that will fucking help you.
>>7588101
Holy shit run on sentence
>>7588112
>every day. more than lgbt probably.
I knew I liked you
>>7588126
Difference between American communists and wherever you are communists.
>>7588084
I guess, but it just takes so long. ;~;
About a month ago, I was kinda hoping to go fulltime before the spring semester at my uni starts, but now I think I'm gonna hold off on that, and most of why is just because my voice still sucks and I don't wanna present female while having a man-voice.
>>7588106
I wonder if you even possess enough sapience to realize that your nazism is purely an incredibly autistic coping mechanism you've developed to deal with your wounded masculinity. I mean, a fucking "waffen ss" trip? I bet you don't even put your money where your mouth is in real life.
>>7588109
I sent like 10 emails to moot asking for lgbt because I kept bugging adv with my self-doubt.
>>7588134
me on the right
>>7588109
good girl.
I am proud.
youre roughly my age as well iirc?
>>7588128
alright, thats a really decent selection. I approve
>>7588130
:3
>tfw video triggered memories of practicing singing while dancing.
;___;
>>7588129
I often find myself breaking up paragraph long run on sentences...The fun is making sure it still says the same thing.
>>7588128
That's about as edgy as I'd expect really
>>7588128
ahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>7588139
>youre roughly my age as well iirc?
Uhmm, I'm not sure how old you are. I am 25. You?
>>7588033
Ta da!
>tfw no one to pet you and share garlic knots with while you give them unhappy kitty faces >:3
>>7588148
sass.......... please
sasssssssssss
sasssssssssssssssssssss
gimmie
>>7588134
Did you ever get your hormones?
Also
>Arguing with Cartman
Why?
Trannies should not be allowed to have political opinions.
>>7588140
I mean... That's the whole writing process, right?
It's just a little diluted & quick&dirty online I suppose.
>>7588147
I will be 27 next month
>>7588141
>>7588145
Now when you two are done cackling how about you show me the garbage you call litterature that you consume. I'm dying to see if you'll even be able to find a book laying around your fucking house.
>>7588139
I only read things worthwhile reading Phiench, wasting your mind and time on consumerist litterature like harry potter does nothing but distract you.
>>7588128
You are one edgy motherfucker
>>7588156
I like antagonizing him. The way he broke down in this thread was really funny. Also I've been on HRT for one month already, albeit my current dosage is kinda low.
>>7588165
Have you made any friends here so far?
>>7588080
This pretty much sums it up. I like to compare /pol/ to /mlp/: both started as a joke to meme people, then a bit later a bunch of insecure faggots found a sense of community, belonging and a way of life in them.
>>7588148
Now plate it real pretty!
>>7588159
>thinking trannies are any more crazy than the rest
kek
>>7588159
trannies should be stripped of voting rights for the good of humanity
like 70% are communists
>>7588128
>she didn't read bordiga
>>7588163
Why would I bring my books to England when I have unlimited access to the British Library of Political and Economic Science? Much more useful than a bunch of garbage to aid in your Nazi LARPing and your masturbatory fantasies of killing every single jew.
>>7588160
Oh, eggplant is delicious, it just doesn't have a lot on its own besides a little bulk and some calories. Definitely still worth eating! Ratatouille is probably one of the healthier ways to eat it, really. Eggplant parm is delicious, but it's breaded and covered in cheese.
>>7588163
>consumerist litterature like harry potter does nothing but distract you.
Agree to an extent. I only read to learn. Bad example though cause Harry Potter is dank as fuck.
>>7588162
Gotcha! When did you start your transition Phie? Also, we are on a path to be best franz whether you like it or not~
>>7588164
https://youtu.be/rLkdkMst8j8
>>7588172
Yeah, I've been developing some nice bonds with people. I'm always wary of calling people friends unless we've truly grown close though but by all reasonable definitions, I've made some friends here.
time to escape to less triggering stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYQqW37UnBo
They expect the first Vendee Globe boat to finish on Thursday.
>>7588161
Yeah, I tend to think in very complex thoughts...Tedious to explain to others.
>>7586811
I'm pretty sure it's from an emetophilia fetish website
probably WDgirls