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Cis Lesbian General: Healthy Edition

Keep healthy. Exercise. Drink plenty of water. Fill your diets with nutrition. Watch what you eat. Get plenty of rest. Long live the lesbian. What are you doing that's making you feel good about yourself?

(My period is coming up so I've been trying to eat better a couple days before it starts and for the duration. I somehow get obsessed at this time with being "o so healthy")

Hints: Ignore posts that are attention-seeking. Hide and ignore the degenerate non-lesbian. Always be cautious of 2D posters (i.e. never share contact info with them) they're not lesbians.

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Butch and femme couple looks
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>>7574888
This morning, before she left to go to attend a lecture.
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Reminder that this general is transphobic trash and should be exterminated.
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>>7575048
Somebodies got their tuck in a twist.
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>>7574888
Checked
Never

More webms?
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>tfw no loli, anime gf
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>>7574888
This is a blue board
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>>7574888
Degenerate, desu.
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>>7575116
No fun allowed brigade

begone
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>>7575116
but you can't see tits or pussy.
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>>7575119
>her flustered, shy, happy expressions
>her sweetly holding the hand at the end

hhhhhhhhhhngggggh
Too qt for this world.
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>>7575122
It's like this, right.
In your apartment, you have a kitchen and living room for discussing more serious things and for entertaining guests. And a bedroom for you and your girlfriend for having sex in in private.
So, what's with your need to have sex all over the apartment? Some of your friends might not enjoy the view, and even your landlord has told you to only have your sex in the bedroom, or else you'll get thrown out.
For porn, use a porn board.

>>7575128
>>>/gobal/rules/5
>All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.
NSFW doesn't mean explicit, it means not safe for work. is the picture safe for work?
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>>7575180
>Only has sex in the bedroom

There are more interesting places to have sex, anon. But I agree, porn belongs in a porn board.
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>>7575180
But it's my apartment. Why can't I fuck my girlfriend in the shower? Why can't she eat me out on the sofa whilst i'm watching TV?
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>>7575316

Because it's a shared apartment with like a couple of million other people.
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h-hi
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>>7575596
Hii Anon.
Are you doing okay?
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>>7575048
chill the fuck out
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>>7575596
Hello, cutie!
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>>7574352
I like to work out every evening I guess; I sit a lot behind a computer, running and dancing really helps my mood.
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Anons I can't stop reading cutesy Frozen fanfics. Halp
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>>7575802
gibs
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>>7575810
I'm reading Feel, Don't Conceal right now and it's a little bit smutty but also very cute.
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>>7575596
gtfo you weeb
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>>7575596
Ohaiju!

>>7575843
Don't bully the catgirls.
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>>7575895
cat girls are gross and overreacted
dragon girls are superior
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>>7575919
>cat girls are gross
I will cut you
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>>7575928
gross
r
o
s
s
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how do i make bean sprouts taste good?
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>>7574352
Going hiking at Point Bonita Lighthouse and the Marin Headlands today with a QT I met at a rave back in Halloween. We've hung out a few times, and even went camping together once, but most of the time when we hang it's in the company of her friends. I'm excited for today because it will just be the two of us. Going to pick her up soon and grab some picnic foods for the hike.

I also just got over my MASSIVE deadline at work on Friday so no more overtime, which means I can resume my after work gym routine with my two male co-worker/workout buddies.

Eating a bowl of 0% fat Greek yogurt now like I always do for breakfast (in addition to a glass of lemon water and two slices of Trader Joe's Black Forest ham bacon). Damn it feels good to be a fitbian.
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My GF is cute.

Also this is a little creepy.
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what do you consider the ideal size??
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>>7575048
Cis girls need their own safe space since "girls" outnumber them 10 to 1.
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>>7576005
Fitbian bestbian. Also those are super cute socks!
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What other boards do you guys browse?
i usually hang around /trash/,/x/ and /vg/
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>>7576017
>tfw queen of chestlet
Seriously though, B/C a best.
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>>7576017
Chestlets are CUTE, but at the same time i'm partial to skinny F cup titty monsters.
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>>7576017
>B cup
feels bad
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What would you say to a transexual that tricked you into fucking them?
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>>7576096
How would that even work?
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>>7576038
Hi,

I go to /vg/ and /x/ too.

I live on a farm that connects to old logging roads and when the weather is nice I hike and check trail cameras for bigfoots and sometimes ghost hunter people come to my college and spend the night.
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>>7576126
>check trail cameras for bigfoots

No need. Plenty of hairy men in this thread already.
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>>7576126
pls no mean,i just want to talk about video games and spooky stuff
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>>7576017
B/C is definitely God-tier range

Dated a girl with triple D's and I struggled with absolutely everything. Hugging, kissing, sex, everything, they were in the way. They made great pillows though.
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>>7576017
B and C are superior to all. PROVE ME WRONG.
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>>7576223
you are correct
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>>7576212
>>7576223
>>7576230
>so much B/C love
You make me happy anons
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>>7575981
Put them in stir fry
>>7576017
I thought I liked B/C but I currently have a crush on a girl with D or DD and it's making me reconsider my preference.
>>7576038
/out/, /x/
Is /x/ the most lesbian board?
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>>7576038
>>7576244
It may be, though I don't go there very often. Mainly /pol/ and /v/ for me.
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>>7576234
Chestlets really are the cutest. Don't worry, anon.
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>>7576244
I think it is. I was in an /x/ skype group like 2 years ago and it essentially boiled down to 8 lesbians who were super-flirty and one mtf trans
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>>7575379
Wow. That is one of the most retarded things I've ever read.
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>>7576234
Same. I feel so loved.
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>>7576292
T-thanks.
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>>7576017
>tfw 32F
>Mom, Grandma and Aunt are all titty monsters and call me flat
I think B/C are great, plus if I get a gf that's flatter than me, maybe they'll bully her instead
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bff
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>>7576490
That dog looks like a badass
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>>7576308
Lesbians like spooky shit.
>no spooky witch gf to curse your enemies
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>>7576520
It's true for me at least.
>>7574352
What exercises has everyone been doing? Any new year's resolutions for weight loss/fitness?
Me and my girlfriend have both started exercising, I've been starting slow and she's jumped on the ScarJo Black Widow workout plan.
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DAE unironically believe that lesbian relationships are better than hetero or m/m relationships?
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>>7576017
D or DD are best.
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>>7576707
Lesbian relationships is where no man will ever go. The holy land that the inferior male can not set foot in. Obviously this breathtaking experience is reserved for the sacred bond between women, the fairer sex. It may cause feelings of intense jealousy within you, but please contain your monkey rage. Sorry for your loss. Now begone ugly creature!
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Any bisexual women here?

Are you attracted to either transguys or tanswomen?
If you like both which do you prefer??
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>>7577155
>bisexual
You must be new here
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CLG, do you openly flirt with women, even the ones who aren't obviously gay? I don't even know how.
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>>7577220
Yes, I do.
Try to be charming and make conversation, and if you like something about her, compliment her on it. Even if she's straight she'll most likely enjoy a nice conversational partner.
If she's responsive to your flirts you can take it from there.
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>>7577220
I'm naturally flirty with women, playful and joking. I don't openly hit on them though.
I have a hard time socializing with men unless they are good conversationalists because it doesn't come naturally the same way.
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>>7577220
yes, especially the straight girls. they usually enjoy the attention anyway
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>>7577220
Unintentionally, yes. Doesn't help that I'm deep in the closet.

Why couldn't I just be born straight??
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>>7577295
Once you get out of the closet you'll be glad you're homosex
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>>7577307
Until my parents are finished helping me pay off my college expenses, my ass will remain in the deepest corner of the closet.
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>>7576038
>/trash/
oh shit me too, which general/generals?
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>>7576244
>Is /x/ the most lesbian board?
Definitely, just look at their mascot.
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>>7576017
I run and work out and can't imagine doing that with anything bigger than the b-cup I have now.
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>>7576017
I just stopped wearing a bra, my tits are so small. B/borderline A's are the shit. Less money when you do need a bra, and less hassle.
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>>7576017
>trannies are now this busty
kek
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Last night I got drunk and bought a cute 19 year old girl I've never met panties.

It's an interesting new low.
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>>7577627
How? Unless you're talking to camwhores or something
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>>7577647
She has an Amazon wish list with a lot of little things picked out and I bought her a little over 140 dollars of things mostly panties though.
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>>7577679
Not only are you right, it's a new low, that's some real heterosexual male behavior you've started.
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>>7577679
are you a tranny by any chance?
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>>7577627
what! if i had that much money i'd spend it all on myself, not someone i've never even met
shame on you anon
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>>7577627
>Last night I got drunk and bought a cute 19 year old girl

How much did you pay for her?

>I've never met panties.

Literally, What?
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>>7577711
>being this dumb
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>>7577686
Well that is extra low I suppose.

>>7577697
No, just retarded and lonely.

>>7577699
I have all the stuff I could want or need that is within my means to reasonably afford.

I kind of want a new bike but I also want to wait for it to be warm before committing to buying one.

>>7577711
Haha.
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>>7577724
Not the person you're replying to, but the sentence was structured sort of weird. I had to reread it a few times.
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>>7576005
Good for you. I want a qt to hike with too!
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>>7576005
Don't even eat the fucking bacon.
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>coughing so hard that stomach muscles have become sore

I swear if I don't have abs after this sickness passess.
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>>7574352

How light do you have to weight to be picked up like this?

;_;
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>>7577997
probably depends on how strong your gf is
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>>7578078

Idk, average girl, probably doesn't go to the gym.
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>>7578121
then around 90 lbs
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>>7578121
I think your idea of average is seriously fucked
>>7578125
I think she has some decent workout, look at her fucking calf.

I can pick up/carry someone around 120 for a few minutes but I've never dated a girl who could carry me for more than a minute, I weigh around 130.
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>>7577307
>tfw you've been out for ~7 years and still hate yourself
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>>7577971
Drink lots of water + add some honey in your tea. It will really help.
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>>7576547
I started trying to lose weight in late November. Been doing a full body routine plus c25k and calorie counting. Lost 15 lbs so far and can run for 10 minutes without crying now so progress is slow but steady.
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>>7576005
Here's a pic from the hike today. It was really nice talking with the girl too. She's really smart and a lot further in her career than I am so she's pretty intimidating for a little petite Chinese girl. Looking forward to having more conversations with her.

Bonus points, she might go snowboarding with me and my friends when we go to Tahoe in two weeks.

Bonus bonus points, we saw pilot whales too. They were far away so they look tiny in my pics.

>>7577924
I eat bacon almost every single day and I'm thin AF.
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>>7577971
I once coughed so hard I cracked a rib. Apparently it's more common than you'd expect.
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>>7578384
Here's a pic of the whales. They might have been dolphins though. I'm not sure, but the lady who pointed them out to us said they were pilot whales.

It was a really romantic day desu. The girl seems to be straight and she's more femme than I usually go for, but the last couple months have been nice hanging with er and doing fun things. More than anything, I think we'll be good friends/activity partners.
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>>7578384
>Chinese
Eww
Nice pic though
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>>7577971
Me and my girlfriend are in the exact same boat... I got it first so I guess it is my fault. :3
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>>7578161
>>7578125
My girlfriend can pick me up, and I can pick her up. Neither goes to the gym. She is 150 something I am 136.

Get a better life style anon.
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>>7578315
I drink lots of water always, fortunately.
I apparently had some sort of infection and got put on meds. The infection's gone but the coughing remains.

>>7578405
N-Nice. I occassionally sound like I'm about to throw up during heavier coughs.

>>7578435
My girlfriend broke up with me recently and now I have no one to cook me soup and cuddle the pain away. ;_;
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>>7578449
I can give some great cuddles and make some great soup, anon ;)
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>>7578449
Sorry to hear about the breakup. Maybe you can "wine" away both the breakup and the cough?

:P

Mine is on her way home with beers and stuffed chicken breasts so I am looking forward to that.


Also hoping alcohol helps with my cough. (That and some earl grey and honey... Odd combo I know)

Stay cozy, and here is a cute tomboy to make you feel better! <3
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>>7578579
You're welcome to prove that.
What kind of soup would you cook to win my heart, Anon?

>>7578616
I went out to drink with friends yesterday. The pain was bearable during those hours.

>beers and stuffed chicken breasts
You got yourself a keeper.
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anons, do you actually hate the less fairer sex, or do you just like sayin' that to shitposters?
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>>7579156
Nah I don't hate them. sometimes they annoy or disgust me, but then girls can too.
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Lesgen, is being uncomfortable with having breasts a common thing with tomboy/ butches? I'm asking because my friend has mentioned hating her breasts multiple times, and that she would be perfectly okay with being completely flat like a guy. She's more on the butch end of tomboyish, I guess. Hates dresses and skirts, but will wear makeup sometimes. And she makes me look femme by comparison which is weird. I'm just wondering if that's a regular thing or if she's just going to end up coming out as ftm or something.
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i found my crush's mom's instagram through intensive stalking and it has awkward old pics of her but she looks cute and adorable and i cant stop checking it

kill me
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>>7579329
sure thing, cause of death?
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>>7579336
having your first crush on a straight girl since coming to terms with your sexuality :(
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>>7579349
Ouch, that's the slow and painful kind
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>>7579220
^ Box sexes can be shit. But only one of them is worth dating. Also I think we all can agree the average lesbian relationship purity is leagues above the vast majority of hetero relationships.

I feel sorry for my sisters who have fallen to the D. (Just get your gf to wear a strap on, all the perks of the D with none the drawbacks that come typically come with it :p
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>>7579156
>less fairer sex
You mean inferior? Life would be better if they were removed.

>>7579479
>:p
fuck off to whatever cess pool you came from
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>>7579719
Emoticons are like new age punctuation. In the primarily text based communication world that we live in your writing is bland without them.

Grow up and embrace the future. ;)
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>>7579722
Fuck off newfag. Your bishittery is not welcome here. Disgusting piece of shit.
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Why do straight girls do stuff like this?
It's confusing.
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>>7579812
Keep on dreaming Hon. I'm as gay as they come. ;)

At least I am making valid points instead of just slinging insults like it is the only form of currency I have.
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>>7579855
>hon
O god it's that nasty dude again. I was right.
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>>7579864
What are you even on about?
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>>7579873
>backpedaling
You dumbfucker drop your delusions and piss off.
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I think I'm gonna start doing more lesbian things, but always say no homo after, so that I can stay in the closet
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>>7579901
Pro strats
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>>7579889
You haven't said one constructive thing other than being a flaming drama queen and jumping down my throat. To top it off you don't even know what backpedaling means/how to properly use it.

Stay single NEET.

Now back to the thread shall we.
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>>7579915
Naw. Fuck you and get the fuck out of my thread. Also that chick is uggo.
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>>7579922
She is real woman though, unlike you. Also in a relationship unlike you will ever be, Sidenote:
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>>7579936
>fighting
It's not an argument. I'm telling you to go away. Shoo. Away.
>the male uses "hon" and is now trying to tell the lesbian she's not a woman
Pls. Just go. I don't care where. I have a girlfriend. I make the threads to help women talk to each other. Not dudes like you. So you can leave.
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>>7579945
Look if you actually made the thread, would you really want to pollute it with bullshit like your spouting? Again you haven't said anything useful. You haven't posted images. Just go home dude. This thread is for women.

Remember you started all this shit over a fucking emoticon.
>An emoticon...

You are just a toxic human being. Getting back to your original *point*

>>7579719
>You mean inferior? Life would be better if they were removed.

Unfortunately for you/ and most of us hetero relationships brought us here. We all have a daddy somewhere. I am happy to have dudes in the world, do I want anything to do with most of them? Fuck no.

But stereotyping pretty much half the human population is fucking stupid, and you know it.

I have had people sling shitty lesbian stereotypes at me before. (Lesbians all have daddy issues, lesbians are the product of abuse, etc.) Those people were just as wrong as you are.

So to reiterate since you seem more than slow on the uptake. Take your drama elsewhere, and let the real women have their thread. Ok?
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>>7576017
My current gf is actually a 34AAA, but bigger tits are also pretty hot, so I guess C and lower
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>>7579813
Everyone likes boobs, anon. Even straight girls.
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>>7579813
I don't know, but I don't mind when my straight friends get drunk and get handsy with me.
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>>7579979
>all this bullshit
>likes males
Wow good job polluting the thread. You're not one of us. Stop pretending to be you retarded bishit. Kill yourself or start up that thread you had to keep the cancer like you away.
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I have a crush on my colleague who is almost twice my age, married and has two sons. It makes me so angry sometimes. Like what is wrong with my brain? Why like someone I have at least slightly above zero chances with when I can just fall for some heteromilf and suffer more?
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>>7574352

Been working out for the first time since I had a concussion about a year ago, should’ve started sooner but fell into too many lazy habits, I’m already starting to feel more energetic.
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>>7580179
Tell her how you feel. Maybe she's trapped in a loveless marriage and fantasizes about a tryst with the cute girl she sees every day at work.
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>go to old school friends house last night
>she has a new boyfriend
>he's a drug dealer
>another girl offers me a joint
>accept
>sit there all night freaking out thinking I'm sinking into a coma
>they start off taking mdma, then move onto coke, then move on to ket as well as drinking
>don't want to speak to any of them
>try to hide my autism as much as possible
>all of them are filthy druggies
>end up spending £30 on a taxi home at 3am
>go to sleep wondering why I'm such an aspie
How did your Saturday night go, lesgen?
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>>7580179
I'm in the exact same situation
She's twice my age, married, but never had kids
>tfw been helplessly in love with her for past 2 years
>tfw she sees me as a daughter
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>>7580345
>took my dog for a late night run
>came home and played League all night like I do every single fucking night

Kill me, senpai.
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>>7580345
Literally just went to bed at 9:30. Took ages to get to sleep because of the heat, but I work weekends so it wasn't like I could stay up all night. Have the day off tomorrow tho, so I'm drinking and playing vidya tonight :)
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>>7580359
You have dog, your life can't be that bad anon.

My life goals is owning a dog or two. That's when I'll know that I've made it in life.
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>>7580266
All my coworkers seem to be supertraditional people, all women are weirdly obsessed with males, so that's unlikely to be true. She looks quite cheerful and is always so funny, I think she's ok with her life.
Lol, on the last working day last year I got a little drunk and hugged her twice (covering it as new year congratulations looool), but it was far beyond my level of courage.

>>7580352
Well, I'd prefer her to see me at least as a daughter.
Here are my sad hugs for you.
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>>7580400
I don't know, it feels pretty wrong fantasising about fucking someone and then suddenly seeing them as a mother figure
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>>7580408
Her seing me as daughter doesn't mean I see her as mother, you know. That way we would be at least slightly closer than we are now.
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>>7580375
My life isn't that bad. I'm just socially inept. My pup is literally my only friend.

>tfw too retarded to even make friends online
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>>7580437
Do what I do, get drunk to gain the confidence to actually talk with people.
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>>7580352
I've always been attracted to older women and that is what usually happens. We start out as lovers and gradually the relationship develops into a more mother/daughter thing. I admit I have mommy issues but the mother/daughter thing isn't what I'm looking for.
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>>7580437
>tfw too retarded to even make friends online

Dogs are a fantastic social lubricant. Random weirdos love asking me about my big smelly doofus, and dog parks are basically where lesbians go to compare rescue mutts.
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>>7580345
Called my girlfriend and listened to her talk about her studies for a few hours before spending the evening playing bad video games alone. I made up for it this morning by pushing myself to run an extra couple of miles and i'm now five hours in to a session of work.
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>>7580345
Snuck my doggo into the office last night to finish up a conference application. Didn't get out until four AM. Fingers crossed.
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>>7580478
Im the exact same except we never start out as lovers lol
Feelsbadman
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>>7580075
this. boobs are the best thing ever. everyone likes them
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>>7580345
are you upset with yourself for not being a fucking idiot doing heavy drugs with people you don't like ? relax m8. i think you made the right call
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>>7580813
Nah, I'm more upset by the fact that no matter where I go I always have this overwhelming sense that I don't fit in
Even before the drugs and shit I barely spoke to anyone there
I used to be so much fun when I was younger and now I can barely hold a conversation with someone
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>>7578357
thats the way to do it, you go you :)
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help I'm moving out of my parent's house and have no idea how to feed myself, someone help me.
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>>7580885
I'd be more than happy to offer you advice, cutie, but you're gonna need to tell me which parts of adulthood are giving you difficulty.
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>>7580345
getting over a pretty major hangover, fuck my AF buddies. they knew i had shit to do today
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>tfw gf is insecure about her v
>tells me it doesnt taste good and not to dive
>my eyes glow at how cute and adorable she is
>dive in and love it
>she starts saying sorry and melts my heart while im eating her out
>smile through it as she comes in my mouth
>cover her in kisses afterwards and lick her clean
>ever since she is extremely affectionate and cute and its like a whole new loving side of her
>Fall in love harder

Life is good.
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>>7580902
helping me find yummy + healthy recipes that aren't too expensive for me as a student would be nice
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>>7580902
youtubes, its full of ideas.
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>>7580910
This post really helped me! It covers the basics and helps you figure out what to look for in future. Once you know how to make rice great every time you can just start looking up different things to add to it.

http://imgur.com/gallery/pHUdq
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>>7580923
tyvm, I'll definitely be referencing this in the grocery store later today
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I really like the smell of my own vag. Is this like farts where everyone likes their own musk but can't stand anyone else's?

t. have not smelled or been smelled
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>>7581009
I... guess so?
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>>7580885
If you can read, you can cook. I doubt youre gonna wanna make yourself anything that would take any cooking 'skill'.
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>>7580905
>tfw not insecure about my v
>ex gf makes frequent reference to my above average labia size
>will hardly ever go down on me, even immediately after thorough shower not completely tasteless so won't do the deed
>stopped going down on her because why fucking bother
>insecure about v

guys don't be grateful at the universe for merely providing gf. if you allow her to be awful to you you will eventually become a husk
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>>7579295
When you're a tomboy, your tits are primarily in the way if sports, then theyre the reason you suddenly lose most if yoir friends come middle/high school, and post-tits your entire outer image will ve shit and you'll be treated differently.
It really took a long time to stop assiciating hiw growing breasts made me feel with the actual breasts themselves. I think its a common thing.
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>>7580345
Was okay. Went to see Rogue One with a friend, then had two drinks at her place later and went home. Nothing too exciting.
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>>7580905
Wow I want to hate you so hard but that's just adorable.
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>>7581917
>>7581968
Is K-pop the gayest genre?
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>>7581917
>>7581968
Post Wendy/Irene idiot
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>>7581988
jeans...
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>>7581984
It probably is
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How old were you when you realized girls COULD love girls?
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Ahhh I wanna lick a vagina

Fucking ldr
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>wake up at 9am this morning to a match notification
>send the first message
>no response so far
>this happend with the last girl I matched with too, and she ended up never replying back
>afraid the same thing will happen with the new qt

Am I jumping to conclusions? it's only 4pm where I live, so it's not that late or anything, but I'm really eager to talk to this girl since we have similar interests, and I'm worried I might getting ghosted again.
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>>7582164
13
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>>7582164
When learned about yaoi, 12 I guess (bc if boys can do this, girls can as well).
And it took me almost same amount of time to realize I can. I'm extremely slow.
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>>7582207
you're not getting ghosted if you haven't even talked yet, just ignored

happens to me with most of the people I match with, I don't understand it

>>7582164
when I was 10. my aunt left her husband and moved in with one of my teachers. finally grasped that the other kids whispering that my teacher is a lesbian means something more than just an insult
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>>7582164
16. Looking back I realise there were girls before then I had liked, but this was the age I was forced to realise.
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>>7582207
>>7582363
Wew misread. Thought you were asking when I realised that I could love girls.

In that case idk 5 or 6? I think I saw it on TV
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>>7582363
>>7582373
What is fucking wrong with me. Meant to quote >>7582164
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>>7581988
I got you, family
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>>7582349
Same here, I don't get why they don't just unmatch me if they aren't willing to talk to me. It gives me false hope that they're busy and might reply later.
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>>7582164
13 cause I got into tumblr and fandoms, where gay shipping is really popular. Realized im not as straight as I thought i was at 17
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>>7582437
Again, because no one really gives a shit about Tindr. It's a game.
You're wasting time/energy fretting about someone who matched with you most likely while taking a shit.
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>>7582164
I never thought they couldn't.

I remember when I was in Elementary School, there was an exhibition of pictures shot by students at the nearby Highschool. One of the pictures featured two girls kissing. The friend I was looking at the pictures with said it was weird to see women doing that with each other, whereas I thought it to be totally natural and it was weirder for me that my friend thought differently.
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>>7582164
Probably around 10.
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>>7582572
This is what I hate about homophobic cultures.
Seems to me every gay kid has some wonder years from back before they were indoctrinated; like the short gap between not really knowing you're 'homosexual' and just thinking that shit is normal.
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Can I talk about my crush here? She's really pretty, large brown eyes, skinny, short, cute adorable science nerd <3
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>>7582627
Tell us more. How do you know her? Does she know you at all; that you like her? How're you planning on getting to a lewd point with her?
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>tfw fantasizing about having sex with girls far younger than you
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>>7582640
>tfw Crush and me have admitted mutual feelings and gotten to lewd points several times
>still feel like something's off and she will get out of this soon
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>>7582640
We're in the same chem class and I'm sorta friends with her, since I sit with her and we don't really talk to anyone in class except each other. She doesn't know I like her and even then I've only started liking her a month ago. And no, not planning to be lewd with her or ever confess since she's straight but I wish we could hang out outside of school and be closer friends.
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>>7582673
Ask her to fucking hang out then
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>in math class
>8/10 high school classmate is in the class
>after she fails the test "I need a tutor"
>I don't offer to tutor her
She left at break that day and hasn't been back
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>>7582649
How young, exactly?
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>>7582694
Old enough to pee, old enough for me
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>>7582675
b-but my anxiety
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>>7582649
Well how old are you and how old are the girls you're fantasizing about?
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>>7579813
they think it's fun to lead you on without any commitments to follow through. if they're straight, they don't actually want you to reciprocate.
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why have lesbians started calling other lesbians "fuckboi"? this is not a trend that I support.
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>>7582777
t. fuckboi.
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>>7582739
I don't know about anyone else but I fantasize about girls 15-18 and I'm 43. Funny thing is in real life I like women older than me.
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>>7582887
>fantasizing about underage
That's disgusting
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>>7582902
Not her but
>15-18 being underage
[alpine laughter from Austria]
Not that I want to sleep with a 15 year old, they'd probably be really immature and clingy.
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>>7582777
Maybe you shouldn't be a fuckboi

>>7582887
Yeah, lady, so weird to be attracted to those at their physical peak.
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>>7582777
shut up fuckboi
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>>7574352
What do lesbians think of MGTOW? Male version of lesbian separatism, are they your allies?
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>>7583196
Improving yourself (educationally, financially, physically, looks, socioeconomic position) is extremely wise and if I were a guy, I would prioritize that over dating in my 20s. Then wait until later to date
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>>7583196
We're thrilled they're finally leaving
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>>7580905
Fuck. I'm so jealous right now.
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Make sure you wipe your doggie friend's paws after walks during the winter, the rock salt most city's use to melt snow and ice is really rough on their feet and can make them sick if they lick their paws clean.
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How to gf?
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>>7583263
Fucking salt, my poor dog always tries to jump around a bit but he chews off those little plastic shoes too
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>>7583263
You're adorable
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>>7583263
Thanks for the tip, sweetheart!
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>>7571699
Instead of seeing your bust as something in a way of being a butch, make it into your most butch attribute. Even if it means using them to gain dominance.
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>>7583263
There is no winter where I live. There is only warm, hot, and extra hot weather here.
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>>7579156
I do alot of the time because they think and treat women as inferior but still want a wife and companion to give babies and affection and sex. Currently and historical looking at the treatment of women worldwide they make me sick often.
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>>7582164
7 or 8. I have a lesbian relative we spent a lot of time with. Her being out and married helped me out a lot early-on.
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>>7583298
That sounds pretty cute.

>>7583301
Thanks!

>>7583318
No problem.

>>7583434
Oh cool, then you must have lots of fun outside hobbies and be super fit right?
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>>7576017
>tfw normally a 32F
>tfw now a 36G

I'm currently losing weight, but dammit, I miss my perfect titty to body ratio.
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So do any of you have a lesbian crew? I want one so bad. I dislike men a whole lot so I don't really see it happening but one can dream.
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>>7583536
>outside hobbies
>going outside in 80F with 90% humidity in the winter and 95F with 100% humidity the rest of the year
>add in the mosquitoes that carry the west nile virus
Girl, pls. People actively avoid the outdoors around here.

>super fit
Pssh. I wish. The only workout I do is running on my treadmill.
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>>7581917
Are you the same anon with whom I used to post and drool over snsd back in 2014?
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>>7582164
I guess at 13. I tried pretty hard to fit in before then, so I copied the other kids' homophobic behaviour.

Then I met my bff in middle school and her mom is a happily married lesbian so I dropped my shitty act. She also got me into anime and yuri and we used to fangirl over it together.

I didn't realize I was actually a lesbian until I met my gf though.
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>>7583576
My friend group is three lesbians, a bi girl, and a token straight girl. Somehow, our straight friend is the butchest out of all of us.
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>>7583196
I think they are several decades ahead of their time, but when VR replaces other forms of masturbation, MGTOW might be feasible. I'm worried that it will create a huge influx of bislut women trying to infiltrate the lesbain community though.
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>>7583778
Sorry but no, I wasn't here that long
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>>7583576
>I dislike men a whole lot
Red flag for political-lesbian pillow princess.
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>>7584133
>pillow princess.
Nope.
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So I went down on a girl for the first time since 2015 last night. I've been seeing her quite a bit the last couple of weeks and I finally got her to open up a little last night.

She hadn't shaved for a while so she was a bit prickly and she wouldn't let go that far down, just around the clutch, but it was nice to finally get that close to her. The problem is she seemed really embarrassed afterwards and she hasn't answered any of my messages. Did I scare her off? She's really hesitant to try anything and I think last night I just got really lucky.

I really want her, lesgen. She's cute, smart, a little nerdy, Japanese and she tastes nice.
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>>7582164
I learned the word "lesbian" in 5th grade. So I guess when I was 10/11. But I didn't think much about it because I was apathetic towards relationships/love/"boys" (little did I know I was a flaming homo).

Then in 7th and 8th grade, one of my old best friends and I used to call each other "fake lesbian lovers". She'd always whisper something sexual in my ear, [sensually] brush her fingers against my arm, and squeeze my butt. She has a boyfriend now (at 19y/o) but I suspect she's truly a lesbian. Now that I think about it, I really hope she breaks up with him soon so that I could make a move. We'd both be a qt closeted lesbian couple.
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>>7584291

make a move anyway. worst case scenario you get a fmf threesome.

everyone is bi anyway.
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>>7584299
Gah, I'm not into group sex at all, especially if a penis is involved.

Also, we haven't talked in like 3 years so it'd be weird. I have to strike at the perfect moment. Like when she puts her relationship status as "Single" on Facebook, yknow?
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Is it normal to find some guys objectively good looking and still be les? Like "wow, he has really nice hair and is tall, gr8 genetics". I have no experience dating at all, and though I know I get feelings for girls, I haven't liked a guy. So I can't decide how I feel for guys, other than the aforementioned I think some are holy shit good looking
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>>7584291
Eh, for a little perspective on the opposite end I only get into a het relationship when I was 19 because I figured no one would ever like me and then a dude showed interest. Didn't have any relationships or interest in sex until I was 19, a month away from 20. Shit sucked. Found out I wasn't into dudes at all and refused to take off my shirt during sex. Horrible time all around except when we were just being friends.

She might come around like I did.
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What do you guys do before your periods to prep?

I'm real cyst-y, but I try to actually eat stuff like Indian food or paprika-soaked things to give me loose stool the days of/before. Constipation is one of the most painful parts.
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>>7584369
Sure
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>>7584133
Red flag for brainwashed male apologist
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I'm having a great conversation with this super cute tomboy on tinder, and we're talking about meeting up! We live 90 miles away, so if we do meet up it won't be for a while, but I have never had a chat with someone on there that has gone so well and honest before!

I'll probably get ghosted, but for now I just need to share my excitement with someone!
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>>7584377
Yeah hopefully she does.

Have you ever found that qt girl to love you, senpai?

>>7584369
>Is it normal to find some guys objectively good looking and still be les?
Well if heteros can find people of the same sex aesthetically pleasing, then homos should be able to find the opposite sex aesthetically pleasing. Don't see the issue

>>7584510
Happy for you, anon!
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>>7584493
Please say you're in Maryland.
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>>7584546
Yeah, but it was only after fucking around with people 6 years younger than me (I'm 24) and getting burned a shit ton buy getting lured back in every time.

Now I've got a very sweet, very loving woman who is just as into me as I am into her. Nazi wouldn't approve though.

If you're only 19, you've got a long road ahead of you. Even if this one girl doesn't pan out, you'll probably find someone who treats you right and gives you a living relationship.
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>>7583576
Online it's all gay or bi, I'm too lazy to have any irl friends. All I care about is my wife.

Even the one girl who's married to a guy I'm like 90% sure she's been flirting with another fmeale friend in the group and will leave him
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>>7584591
>Now I've got a very sweet, very loving woman who is just as into me as I am into her.
Aww this warms my heart

Thanks for the encouraging words, anon.
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Let's just take a moment to praise the gold star master race. Everything else is trash for the trash heap.
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>>7584739
why are girls so cute
t. girl who just recently realized she's gay lol
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>>7583569
Do numbers really matter that much? After all, the only relevant part is how good you look with it.
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Reminder that straight girls should be lesbian property.
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>>7584739
the girl lying down eerily looks like my crush, who is straight help me
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>>7585012
jerk it out.

DOes anyone have good experience with tinder? I've been thinking about it but I have serious self-esteem issues from surface level all the way down to what's in my panties...
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>>7585021
I found my crush's mom's instagram and her mom took a video of her close up eating a burger, staring straight up to the camera
wtf
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>>7585045
>wtf
Instagram is a weird place.
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no fuck off

im a depressed sack of shit and i will not go to the gym
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>>7585045
Great. Now I want a burger. wtf
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Did anyone else have the "I really want to be friends with her/look like her/be like her" struggle? When I still thought I was straight, having those feelings was emotionally damaging in a way since I didn't understand why I got attached to certain girls so badly, to the point I would cry sometimes. Now I recognize they were crushes.
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What do you do when you feel your biological clock ticking, /clg/?
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>>7585276
You mean the "let's have a family" clock? Haven't gone to that point fortunately, probably never will because my mom always used to say I'd "stop my degenerate lifestyle once I feel the need to be a mother"
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>>7574352

degenerates like you belong to a cross
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>>7585484
Vulpes pls
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>>7583576
Not a lesbian crew, but my gang is filled with bisexuals.
Which has lead to an interesting hook-up history.
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>>7585276
Adopt another cat.
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>>7584122
>not being here since at least 2014
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>>7583576
Can't say that I do. But I've never really had a "crew" at all. In school I was much too timid but managed to have a girlfriend. In secondary and university I branched out a lot, but in uni i still hung out more with the men in my class where I was one of only two women. The girls from the writing modules in uni got on my nerves a lot, for some reason London has a lot of femnazi bottom-of-the-bin scum with gender and sexuality confusion issues they just love to bring up in any unrelated conversation.

Now I live in Germany and entertain a laughably "normal" friend group mostly consisting of co-workers and people I have met at events with my wife. The first Saturday in a month I host board game night for a group of people that's a mix of colleagues and common acquaintances, that's as close to a crew I am at the moment. Me and my wife are the only non-straight people in that group.
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>>7585525
Germanons board game night when
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Tfw you have a crush on a older gal and u know she will never like u back
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>>7585583
I wouldn't be so sure about that, though it could depend on the age gap. I remember that one time someone mentioned meeting up her former teacher in a lesbian pub and ending up with her.
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>>7585021
The important thing about tinder is to not get too attached if you match with someone. I'd say most girls will either ghost or not reply to your first message, and that's okay. Dont let those girls hurt your self esteem even more when you go on there. It takes time to find a girl who is interested, and when you do meet that girl it's an incredible feeling.

Don't stress about tinder too much, believe me, I bet your profile will be much better than the girls who have that dog filter over their face in every single image. You can do it. most girls on there, including myself, have self esteem issues, and I've never had anyone on there be rude to me before. the worst that can happen is a ghosting. Stay cool, and slay some puss, Anon!
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>>7582887
At first I was like "YAAAAY some middle-aged women like young girls"
But then
>Funny thing is in real life I like women older than me.
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>>7586101
Sorry. I know it's weird. My fantasy is to be a young girl's first lesbian lover, to show her the pleasures of another woman.

Then I want to go out and spend the night having an older woman go down on me.
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>>7585509
Tell me more.
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Am I the only lesbian who doesn't really care for sex toys? Everyone I know goes kinda crazy about it, the way other girls talk about outfits or something like that but the whole feel always kinda turned me off.
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So, are you dykes going to play Mass Effect: Andromeda? Are you excited for all the dateable dykalicious dogfarts?

I know I am.
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>>7586243
Personal preference, I suppose, but if i'm trying to masturbate i'd rather have a machine do the hard work for me.
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>>7586257
No. I have absolutely no faith in Bioware, or in Mass Effect as a series. I no longer care enough to even pirate their latest shit ass waste of space on my SSD.
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>>7586257

>deliberately playing a bioware game
>on release
>current year

God no.
I might pirate it a month or so in, but in no way am I going to pay for it
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>>7586266
Nigger, take a chance.

>>7586263
What's your issue with Mass Effect?
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>>7586258
I can see that, but the few times I've tried vibrators it just felt...off to me. I always enjoyed the rather personal touch of warm hands much more.
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>>7586243
You're not alone, I don't care for toys either. I don't like the idea of them that much, I don't want a piece of plastic shaped like something I'm not attracted to near my pucci, I'd rather masturbate normally.
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>>7586270

Why should I?
Mass Effect 1 was my holy grail, I adored that game senpai. And then 2 was just a really shitty shooter with no real redeeming features i could see and they took away my blueberry for no reason. Then 3's storyline was an absolute abortion and an insult to everything the series was meant to be about.

Dragon Age Origins was fun but not exactly mind blowing - was hoping for another Baldur's Gate so I was never going to be totally satisfied, but it was fun all the same. Then they released DA2 which was a fucking abortive slap in the face, that was creatively void, and trying *so* hard to be XHARDCOREX but just ended up being shit. Then DA Inquis just looked like a fucking terrible MMO, and apparently played like one too.
Oh and the only lesbian character looked like a fucking fishmonster doing a bad impression of being an elf.

Bioware can fuck right off if they think Im spending any money on them.

Almost literally mfw i think about what they did to Mass Effect.
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>>7586242
We've got three confirmed female bisexuals, a Tumblrina who currently identifies as demi-pan but changes her orientation every other month, a bi guy who usually just stands awkwardly at the sidelines whenever someone hooks up again, a confused pure virgin who has never dated anyone but seems pretty gay regardless, and me.

Pic related, the lewd history.
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>>7586273
For me it's less about the shape, I wouldn't mind dildos as such although I don't think I've ever had a vaginal orgasm in my life, but I dislike just clitoral vibrators too.
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>>7586270
>mass effect was a pretty neat RPG with a bunch of rewarding exploration elements and huge player control over weapons and inventory on top of an interesting story in a unique setting
>mass effect 2 was a slightly dumbed down sequel but still a continuation of the high quality setting, writing, dialogue, and characterization, with a few cute throwbacks whilst giving a cast of new characters the spotlight and climaxing in a fantastically designed and implemented ending mission

And then Mass Effect 3 ruins literally everything by boiling down your epic, galaxy-spanning quest in to RED or BLUE or GREEN coupled with fucking agonizing writing that ruined what little appeal was left after they gutted the exploration, the combat, and the characters. Remember Slab Bulkchest, guys? Super macho man? Remember when they turned the AI in to a sex bot for no reason? What a great company!

Pic related is all you need to know about Mass Effect as an IP these days. PLEASE do not give them your money. Vote with your wallet until we start getting decent games again.
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>>7586304
I wanna be apart of your group.
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>>7586307
>>7586295

Desus, I think Andromeda is putting more flesh into relationships and characters.

Also, DA Inq's Sera fishmonster made me kek. That "Did I leave the stove on?" face had me laughing every time she appeared on the screen.
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>>7586359
>i've been burned twice before but i'm going to try putting my hand in to the fire again because i'm still not sure if it's going to hurt me
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>>7586243
Not a big fan of sex toys. Rarely use them with a partner and prefer using my hand/fingers for masturbation.

Sometimes I'll use them during masturbation but that's one out of 50 times.
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>>7586273
Not all sex toys are dildos and not all dildoes resemble dicks. Lots of variety.

I mean, hands are better, but you get a degree of separation with toys thats kinda hot. The idea that I'm using a machine that was expressly created to make me cum can be a headtrip.
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>>7586307
>Vote with your wallet until we start getting decent games again.

That wont happen, not from bioware at least. Not unless they fire their entire writing team and replace them.
And their animating teams, too, for that matter.


>>7586359
Honestly it doesnt matter if theyre putting more to them. Their writers are just not up to par anymore. Having a bad writer write more about a character doesnt make them good, it'll probably make them worse.
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>>7583576
I have two other lesbian couples in my "squad" as well as another lesbian girl and one who is bi who are currently dating.
>>7585944
Thanks for the genuine info, I think it'll be worth it. :)
>>7586243
I've tried using a vibrator, even revisiting it recently, but I felt pretty much nothing. have a LOT of trouble getting off without someone's fingers inside me, like I can do it but solo it takes upwards of 30 minutes, although in the past, discussion over strapons, "fuck machines", and butt plugs have excited me... goddamn I'm weird -_-
>>7586270
I just think the thing is they'll keep making the same shit game with the same shit gimmicks, "Sci-Fi relationship simulator" is the same as "Fantasy relationship simulator" I personally am starting to hate the whole "romance" thing in games because I never feel it adds anything, maybe a cut-scene before the final battle that you can't get off to, but that's about it. The I end up having to pursue them for my completionist mindset
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>>7586376
Except it has the potential to not burn, unlike fire.
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>>7586347
You're welcome to join us anytime.
As a crew inauguration, you have to touch the boobs of two members of your choice.
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Why are there so many dykes on 4chan, one of the most male-dominated sites online?
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>>7586421
There's probably like 30 lesbians on 4chan.
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>>7586421
>tfw no catgirl or asian gf
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>>7586421
There really aren't very many. This thread has 59 different posters, and assuming they're all cis lesbians they're probably the majority that use this site.
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Pretty disturbing shit for you.

>be 17
>my friend had met this lesbian couple online who were looking for someone to threesome, or more
>she showed me the pictures and details, and I was secure enough in the validity
>carried a knife just in case
>now, about my friend
>she was fucking strange
>she had a science lab in her attic, and would frequently take roadkill up there for inspection and other nefarious experiments I was never told about
>apart from that, she would do weird shit
>remember as a twelve year old, she would bring butterflies to me and then snap their bodies and laugh
>she enjoyed my reactions
>anyway, we drive to this apartment, and we finally meet them
>their first words were, "A NUMBER ONE?"
>almost laughed over how cartoonish she said it
>"No matter, come in."
>We sit in the living room whilst they make drinks
>they speak in German, and clearly they don't expect us to understand
>but I do
>disjointed "needle is obvious... out for longer... fat counts..."
>terror instantly
>"Friend, we need to go."
>"Why?
>they come in
>"I hope you don't mind, we have equipment in the cellar. Could one of you help us get it?'
>shit, no, shit
>I have knife
>I'm going to stab these cunts and run
>adrenaline thoughts
>I let them lead me, in front of me
>I'm ready to strike
>hear shuffling
>what the fucking hell am I seeing
>a woman with no arms or legs is shuffling across the floor, with straps that are broken, as if she broke free
>hellisotherpeople.jpg
>the bitches start screaming, one tries to knock me out
>kick the cunt down the stairs
>bolt up the stairs
>grab friend
>bolt out
>drive away
>friend and I went to the police, house was checked, nothing
>search stopped a few years ago
>the therapy never did

I'm pretty sure I came across some black market fetish trade. The thought of being an amputee sex doll keeps me up at night.
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>tfw gf

I am so blissful and excited right now, lesgen. I've never been happier in my whole life. Nothing matches this feel. Achievement unlocked <3
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>>7586516
shitthatdidnothappen
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>>7586536
Quality response.
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>tfw sick but job is so engaging that I still continue working from home

One of my colleagues came back from holidays today and apparently just shouted at everyone how happy she is to be back.
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>>7586555
What kind of job is this? Sounds like a dream.
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>>7586576
Vidya localization. I just fixed up some background panels and integrated the text I had already translated onto them.
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>>7586223
>My fantasy is to be a young girl's first lesbian lover, to show her the pleasures of another woman.
>crying intensifies
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>>7586534
I'm happy for you anon! Take care of her! I'm talking with a girl right now who I hope to be with soon, may we both have the best of luck in our relationships!
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>>7582777
That girl in the picture is hot. I love that lesbian fuckboi look, unf unf.
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My gf and I are having a debate so halp. Are these eyes blue or gray?
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>>7586686
tfw I'm this but the younger girl
I'm so excited for college
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>>7586891
Gray
>>7586516
Is this fucking /x/ storytime
>>7586774
Agreed
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What do you guys think of her voice?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmDbcavbhCA
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>>7586954
It isn't doing anything for me.
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>>7581917
>>7581968
seulgi best girl
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>>7583576
all my friends are bi or questioning/ace. unfortunately the bi ones lean towards guys more so tfw no queer lady talk.
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>>7586954
comfy, reminds me of a butch i had a crush on in 6th grade
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>>7586954

Sounds like an american version of me tbqh.
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Have any of you gone through an "I'm trans" phase?
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>>7587182
No. Born a girl, raised a girl, stayed a girl. I'm such a girly girl that I also fuck other girls.
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>>7587193
This.
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>>7587182
Yes, and I blame having had a terrible early teen experience that made me hate guys but also loathe women (and myself, narurally) for being so weak and useless.
It didn't last too long, but was strong enough to nearly want to kill myself. Turns out, I'm just not fond of the social position I'm in for being a womyn, but I'm slowly growing it accept it and, at least, use it to my advantage.
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>>7587182
Yeah, I really liked being in female relationships, but I thought I'd only ever be useful as a man with women. That was fucking stupid and sad.
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>>7587182
Yeah, see >>7581353
It's what really makes me wonder about trans people sometimes. Like, all my strife wasnt caused by me or my body, just others telling me what I should do with it. If we just let weird people be, would we have such a either/or trans population?
Like, they segregated lunch/activity tables by sex until 7th grade, and I was so not feminine that they placed me with the boys since Kindergarten.
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>>7586954
sounds like typical lesbian-voice.
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>>7587182
I went through the whole genderqueer asexual tumblr thing when I joined it in my teens. Glad I got over it cause it was super stupid and way unhealthy. I guess it did help me realize that I am way more comfortable being a tomboy cis lesbian some 8-different-kinds-of-queer freak.
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>>7587182
See this >>7587193

I never felt doubt towards my gender.
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>>7587182
I was super tomboyish growing up, hated girly stuff, mostly influenced by my two brothers. But now I'm pretty femme and I like girly girls ;-;
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>>7587638
So, what do girls like you think about women who're tomboys into adulthood?
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>>7587388
What's that like?
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>>7587822
Bunch of immature faggots who should gtfu. I mean we all like those femme girls who are dominant. There are just too many gross butches.
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>>7587830
>Bunch of immature faggots who should gtfu
So mean

>There are just too many gross butches.
What's gross and where do you draw the line?
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>>7587193
>>7587207
>>7587217
>>7587232
>>7587325
>>7587419
>>7587604
>>7587638

Thanks for the answers. I'm in an awful confused state so it's cool and comforting to hear different sides of things.
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>>7587838
I mean imo if you are gonna dress like a guy why not be a tranny. For me... I dress femme... I want another femme... Not a dude. If I wanted a guy I would go find one. It draws the line for me though when they wear guys underwear. And not in the cute boxer and bra way... The "I want a penis" way. And not wearing makeup.
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>>7587957
>I mean imo if you are gonna dress like a guy why not be a tranny
Shit, I didn't know you time traveled from the 1950s
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>>7587969
What? I like me a femme girl.... None of this butch garbage. I mean my gf loves it when I'm wearing a dress and slowly seduce her to the bed. I'm the top too. ;)
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>>7587990
I'm saying you're reasoning. I like femme girls as well, but you've got a ton of fedora tipping going on, my lady
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>>7587997
I'm not even an athiest fag.... But I mean... Come on. It's rare you see a good looking butch in the sense of their fashion. I mean normally the ones I see are so far tumblred it's disgusting.
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>>7587957

>not wearing makeup
That's the line you draw?
Jesus christ.
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>>7588003
That's why I'm asking you to draw the line; because I see a hell of a lot cute butches every day if you're idea of a butch lady is someone who doesn't wear a dress and fucking makeup, my lady.
You don't get a pass on having the same opinions as Joey Bagadonuts catcalling on the street just because you like pussy.
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>>7588012
Not her, but personally, the line I see is like, Boo from OITNB, although I can still see why she'd be attractive to some people, I don't find the aggressive butch thing attractive.
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>>7588012
Oh no I've seen some cute femmes without dresses, but the line truly is drawn whether they wear makeup everyday or not for me. I mean the only exception would be if they seriously just have nice skin or they can't wear makeup... But generally I find girls who don't wear makeup more butchy . I'll see some chapsticks without makeup that I might date, but I'm an asshole. I mean I won't date certain races too. I won't date white girls or Asians. But Latinas and black girls I'll definitely date.
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>>7588026
I would definitely put Boo as hard butch.

>>7588027
>but the line truly is drawn whether they wear makeup everyday or not for me
Cool, tell me what the Cold War is like when it happens.
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>>7588027

>wont date whites, asians, girls who dont wear makeup every day, unlikely to date girls who dont wear dresses

Why on earth do you do this to yourself.
You already have a pathetically small dating pool as it is.
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>>7588039
>>7588044
I mean I'm dating a girl rn... Latina. And she doesn't wear makeup but she is cute and has a nice ass. But I've asked her if I was butch if she'd date me and she said no. I said the same. It just depends on their personality and looks too. But like I said, she loves it when I surprise her in a dress and seduce her that way. Maybe it's the heels idk. I could have definitely been a tranny though back in the day. Even though I'm really femme now she calls me one just because even in bed I like f**king her with a strap on. Maybe it's a control thing idk. But we both are happy with each other.
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>>7588060
I think you have some archaic views on gender presentation.
Again, I'm not asking you to be into 'butch' girls, but you're reasoning is laughable.
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>>7588062
Oh I know. I just think that it's easier to get girls being a femme. And I've found out that girls still like assholes. That goes for guys and girls. So it works out. I mean what would you say the line is for butches?
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>>7588027
[AUTISM INTENSIFIES ]
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>>7588081
>Oh I know. I just think that it's easier to get girls being a femme
I mean, radical opinion here, but I'm a little more concerned with being me first, and being an effective pussyhound second. Straight [fuck]boy logic is not for me; a lesbian woman.

>I mean what would you say the line is for butches?
I'd say I'm soft-butch by appearance; I'm not overweight, never wear makeup, though I have a fairly feminine haircut down to my shoulders at its longest. Womens' jeans and 'unisex' everything else. Hoodies and t-shirts. I think my tastes and attitude help push me harder to one side of the butch divide, but that's really based off others' dipshitted notion that any girl who has interests and speaks words isn't feminine enough.
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>>7586620
What game are you working on?
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>>7586971
>>
I just exchanged numbers with a qt on a dating app. I think I'm going up make it
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>>7589147
*going to

damn autocorrect
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Wow, even girls who don't like dicks still can't put one out of their heads.
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>>7589233
>wutamireading
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>>7589242
Don't know how to say it in English correctly so whatever
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>>7589285
Oh, English isn't your first language? What are you trying to say then?
I'll give ya the English phrase.
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Is ping pong attractive to girls? I'm aiming for da nationals because I literally need something to do with my life and a certain cute girl anime gave me this idea. If I ever make it to an international competition I will meet lots of nip qts for sure. Maybe I can finally get a gf.
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>>7589419
It's going to be attractive to girls who play ping pong alone. Anyone else mind find it adorable if there's a table out at a party or something, but how do you even aim to show this off outside of literal competitions? It's not like a pool table where they're common place.
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>>7589434
I mean, if I say I play ping pong will girls wet their pussies? Like a dyke saying she plays softball, that's what I mean.
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>>7589444
Think it's really a right girl thing. Hopefully anyone decent will be jazzed that you're into something, anything, but it's not a lesbian calling call like softball/rugby/rollerderby and it's not 'impressive' like being good at weight lifting or running long distance.
When was the last time you saw a ping pong table 'in the wild'? Probably around the last time you saw an adult with an airhockey table. It just isn't something people think is cool.
You can make it cool, though. Just don't expect to erect any wet floor signs any time soon.
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>>7589456
Why the FUCK are women so hard to impress outside a few generic things anyway? Fuck you whore, I didn't want your love anyway.
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a friend of mine is making the move from dyke to man. I work out, and seeing him post about how hormones are slamming muscles on him (he's sedentary) makes me want to lift harder so I can emasculate the fuck out of him next time I see him. am I the worst person in the world?
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>>7589468
I mean, you picked ping pong, based off anime no less, what part of that did you think was going to get you to normies? (Or anyone?)
Why didn't you pick softball? Or if it's something you wanna be able to practice at home; basketball? You think the WNBA is filled with heterosexual women?
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>>7589487
You're respecting his pronouns, so you can't be all bad
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>>7589492
Fuck you, I think I have heart problems and every other sport tires the shit out of me too much.
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>>7589520
I'm not shitting on you at all for ping pong; it's a niche thing and that's cool, but I want you prepared for the fact that no one is going to see it that way when the only time they're exposed to ping pong is Forrest Gump and maybe they're drunk Uncle down in the recroom.
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>>7589520
it tires you because you never do it you weeb, you're unfit

if you don't get a doctor to confirm it's likely just anxiety and you're cucking yourself
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>>7589495
hey thanks anon!
everytime I think about him being smug because he now has sedentary guy-muscles instead of sedentary girl-muscles I want to like arm-wrestle him or something, because he's still obese and fucking weak. wanna find a good excuse to pop out a bunch of pullups infront of him
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>>7589530
Then I will try to bed one of those nip girls that have been playing since 3yo.

>>7589534
Nah, I have this since little. When I was 7-9 I was fit as fuck because I always played with this girl pretend we were lions or some shit and my stomach was flat as hell but in school I couldn't even run 500m without almost passing out. My mom thought I had asthma but it wasn't that. At 14 I got my heart checked but supposedly everything was fine, yet I still run out of breath very quickly. What has anxiety to do with that anyway? Why would mental illness make me run out of breath quicker?
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>>7589495
>respecting pronouns
>pumping body full of organ killing drugs should be respected
KEK

>>7589547
Fuck her back into being a proper woman.
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>>7589590
There's no reason to make people feel like shit when they're not out making people feel like shit by what they're doing. (Beyond triggering your purity autism, that is.)

It all comes down to you being asked if you cannot be a dick about this and being met with NOIMANADULTANDYOUCANTMAKEMEBENICE NOTTHRBOSSOFMENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Like, why be an asshole?
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>>7589564
>fit as fuck
>I couldn't even run 500m without almost passing out
nigga you trippin', being thin doesn't have anything to do with cardiovascular fitness

>What has anxiety to do with that anyway? Why would mental illness make me run out of breath quicker?
you must be underage or trolling. google it
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>>7589628
Spoonfeed me pls. I'm on a 250kbit connection because I haven't paid my ISP.
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>>7589590
>still obese and fucking weak
>fuck her
no
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>>7589636
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=anxiety+shortness+of+breath
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>>7589607
Dafuq? This is lesbian general you piece of shit. No one here is obligated to encourage your unhealthy delusions. This is not dumblr. This is not actuallesbians. This isn't your goddamn safe space. You say it's "being an asshole" but telling the truth - that ruining a perfectly good female body with dangerous drugs is retarded - should not be censored. Go fuck yourself in one of your reddit communities.

>>7589637
>obese
ugh
No fatties no uggos no bishits. It's the path to a better tomorrow.
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>>7589663
I can't even open the second link but I'm guessing it has to do with anxiety/panic attacks. Anxiety won't make you especially go out of breath quicker when excercising, especially not if it doesn't when you aren't. You're fucking idiotic go study something worthwhile not pseudochemistry.
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>>7589693
>pseudochemistry
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>>7589683
Holy shit, calm down

>You say it's "being an asshole" but telling the truth
I don't like fat people but if I had to interact with one and they asked me to not refer to them as 'Tubbs' I would probably respect that too.
What am I getting by not respecting their pronouns but being a stick in the mud?

>that ruining a perfectly good female body with dangerous drugs is retarded
The bias is this sentence is staggering.
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>>7589702
>hehe look im a psychiatrist and had to take chemistry for almost all my carreer
>but my field is so underdeveloped i will just give you whatever drug and hope it fixes your brain lmao
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>>7589720
project harder you inbreed
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>>7589707
This is lesbian general. This is the internet. This is an anonymous Singaporean patchwork forum. You don't go up to a black person and call them nigger irl. You don't go up to a tranner and call them "miss" if they want to be addressed as male. But this isn't real life. So stop acting like you have to be on your best behavior and upvote everyone that acts NORMAL outside of their house.
>bias
Have you even spoken to a ftt? They can't take testosterone orally because it can cause a number of problems like liver damage. Those are the words of a ftt to me. So my "bias" is just stating what one told me. If you can't handle someone being rude to you on the internet you need to logoff immediately. You're feelings are definitely going to get hurt since you're an idiot.
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>>7589726
Study something closer to a science, you retard.
>>
come on now you hobag

>>7589749
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>>7589468
jesus christ I wouldn't have bothered if I'd seen this before

>>7589742
>thinking I'm a psychiatrist because I mentioned anxiety
excuse me did you not see me say
>cardiovascular health
I'm also a cardio-thoracic surgeon
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>>7589736
No shit, I commented on her respecting pronouns on the internet because it's all I can see, but it's obviously indicative of her behavior offline if she even does it reflexively on a place like the 'internet'. When you're not autistic you get to understand peoples' actions beyond the literal sense.
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>>7589763
You would certainly fit into the psychiatrist circle.
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>>7589773
and you'll fit in great with ping-pong, sitting alone in your room raging that no-one wants you
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>>7589767
So what? Why does that matter if everyone does it? If you consider things like ftt as men or mtt as women you don't belong here. Your sjw bullshit is the kind of thing we're escaping from. Fuck off to Tumblr dumb cunt.
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>>7589780
Except that because of ping pong I won't actually be alone.
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>>7589790
>too autistic to understand that people enduring you in a club setting doesn't mean they don't hate you
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>>7589807
>implying people will just hate me
Most are men, they aren't vapid whores like most women so they won't start hating me for literally nothing.
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>>7589818
baby you're ugly inside and out trust me
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>>7589827
Still is not like I can't keep appereances. Stay mad.
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>>7589818
Male detected get out of here freak
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>>7589818
>men don't judge women based on appearance
Huehue
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>>7589444
dykes who play softball doesn't impress me either, desu. How is softball even a sport? Sport is trash tier anyway. It's important to not be a fat fuck, but sports people always have this weird sports mentality. It's like they're brainwashed or something.
>>
Should I get my hopes up for a relationship with a girl who's one state away? My friend told me that since the girl I'm talking to is in a state adjacent to mine, she's too far away and that I shouldn't get my hopes up about her. We're about ~100 Miles away, and I really want things to work out between us, but I know it'll be hard for us to meet often because of distance and her job.
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>>7590765
LDRs are a meme. Don't bother. I can guarantee that it isn't worth your time.
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