Cis Lesgen

how do I know if I'm femme enough for femgen?

>>7589771
1. You have a well groomed vagina
2. You are obsessed with smelling good and hygiene
3. Spend over an hour getting ready on a normal day
4. Plan outfits and hairstyles and makeup in advance
5. Own lots and lots of dresses, heels, etc
6. Nails regularly manicured
7. You work out but not to gain muscle
8. Are told that you're such a girly girl

>>7589749
How to be a girly girl? I hate dresses and feminine clothes, they feel like halloween costumes to me. But I feel like such a fraud for wanting a femme gf but not being femme myself.

>>7589797
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shit guys cu next time :'(

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What's your favorite type of lady/style? I love the classy, formal, and/or motherly type(s)

>>7589797
You're seriously sending me back to grade school playground trauma with this shit

>>7589822
i love cold bitches!

>>7589797
How do you become girly? I never learned to use makeup or do other girly stuff. I grew up a tomboy and played video games and shit ;-;
Just want to be pretty

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>>7589822

metal chicks

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>>7589822
Idk know why but girls with short hair like this always catch my attention. It's seriously the best and makes me go hnnnnnng everytime

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>>7589822
not really a style but i'm generally drawn to girls with bobs/shoulder-length hair like pic related. bangs are also a plus.

I'm so jealous of girls with cute bobs.

Short hair wouldn't suit me at all, plus I've had long hair my whole life, so suddenly cutting it all off is scary.

>>7589822
I honestly like butches but apparently that isn't allowed here. My only femme gf was an artsy type covered in tattoos, which is also lovely.

>>7589749
Watching this picture I feel that I should be standing between those girls in my tuxedo.

They're obviously too hot to be lesbians. These are two straight girls who wants to have a little fun with the strong great alpha male. They're putting on a show for the man whom they truly want.

Hate all you want, but I could be in the middle right there man. Right there! Having a hot brunette, high SAT score, classy, on each arm. And we be going to bed and have a pseudo straight threesome and live our lives happily together in a family of two mothers and a man who is good enough for that.

I'd be the James Bond, baby! Those girls are doing it for the attention. This is a common mating strategy of the female to attract a higher quality man like me. Step aside lesbians! Not today!

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>>7590679

>>7590682
It's still good for a laugh. Probably realized he was getting cheeto stains all over his keyboard.

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Post what your phone screen is currently
This has been mine for the past few months, kek. I love thighs

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>>7590840
don't judge..

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SEND HELP

>>7591064
I always knew cunnilingus was dangerous.

Id like to make it clear that I am in fact a woman, I just have androgynous features. Now that's out of the way, this is my issue.
When i cut my hair short people either assume I'm a lesbian(mostly right) or a tranny. The trans bit bothers me but its kinda meh, I know i have androgynous, even masculine features but some people can get super nasty about it.
But when I wear my hair long(extensions this time around) most people assume I'm straight, and girls stop hitting on me.

what's the middle ground here? I like my hair short, but I don't exactly enjoy looking like a man, but looking straight fucking sucks.

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>>7591165
Keep your hair long(-ish) and dress more masculine?

>>7591165
Dont be black

>>7591406
Well shit :(
I can't really help that. And I dont like being black anyways. don't remind me

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Did any of you identify as ftm at some point? I'm considering repressing and trying to be a cis lesbian.

>>7591440
Please go and stay go, tranny.

>>7591440
Yes but I decided that most females like femmes that are cis lez. And now that I dress more feminine and got over the clothes thing... I have a hot gf. So that's my advice to you.

>>7590635
If she were covered in tattoos then she wasn't femme at all. You can't be completely femme if you cover your body in what was essentially invented by men to appear more fearsome and masculine in combat.

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>>7589749
>tfw made it into the recent news for the fourth time

>>7588986
A random mobile RPG. I'm still working on my degree so I can't pick up a full-time job yet, which is why I work for a small company that mostly publishes indie projects.

>>7591480
PINK4GURLS. BLUE4BOYS.

>>7591440
>>7591457
If you have body dysphoria, transition. If you don't, don't. You can always change your identity, pronouns, "gender expression" etc. but transition is LIFE CHANGING.

Transition isn't about the kind of people you're going to attract. It's about you, about your feelings about your sex hormones and sex organs. Despite what both TERFs and SJWs tell you medical transition isn't just some tool trans people play around with to their own advantage.

idk if I'm taking this too seriously but I hate the idea of people transitioning just to please others.

t. an mtf

>>7591732
>tranny

PLEASE DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD RESERVED EXCLUSIVELY FOR CIS LESBIANS

TY

>>7591556
I shouldnt be jealous.

Yet I am.

>>7591767
I'm trying my best to entertain /lesgen/, I'm happy you Anons like my adventures enough to mention me in the news.

>>7591754
And one of your own just gave up her identy as a lesbian for being a non-transitioned trans man.(sorta) And the response was not derailing. Lay off

>>7591778
Because if she's FtM she still has a pussy and is still female. You are a man. You do not belong in a thread for females.

>>7591785
Haha. I'm not a *man* though. Fortunately real life is different than the internet. Dating/friendship and interpersonal relationahips function differently than the echo chamer you guys create for yourselves here. Though I guess I'm sorry that lesbians keep hitting on me irl, and a surprising number are willing to look past the dick, the ones that aren't tend to be polite and normal people about it. But i guess you can't expect much out of the female version of a kissless neckbeard virgin that inhabits these parts.

>>7591785
This is kind of fucked up towards trans men too

>>7591827
Holy shit, stop. Nobody is infringing on your right to be trans, they're infringing on your right to be trans in this single safe space actual cis lesbian women made for themselves because they were tired of being outnumbered twenty to one by MtF lesbians in the old threads.

>>7591662
Actually, in medieval times, pink was masculine colour, while blue was feminine.
#themoreyouknow

>>7591856
No, it was the early 20th century when the tradition started. Pink was seen as a warm and passionate colour for manly men, whereas blue was calming and peaceful for the docile women. It just got flipped upside down at some point in history.

>>7591827
It's really awesome that you start your argueing like every other trans does "I'm not a man though". At this point you already lost.

>>7592016
but i'm not a man tho, sweetie :^)

t. man with male genitals

>>7591843
>actual cis lesbian women

Lol

>>7592016
You went straight to calling me a man from the getgo, of course that's why id start with that.

>>7592016
It's sad that they all say that, when they act just like the straight men that come here.

No respect for women's spaces and feel like they all have the right to come and intrude here.

>b-but we're wimin tooo
My bad, real cis women. It even says so right in the OP.

Is it really too much to ask for to just have ONE thread on a board full of gay men and trannies?

>>7592148
If you're going to act like a man i'm going to call you a man.

Want help transitioning? Listen to >>7592170 and show some respect for female boundaries.

>>7592170
>>7592253
Not that anon, but there are more "real cis lesbians" on /v/ than in here. You guys are probably cis straight dudes or faggots baiting, I've never seen a single one of these threads that doesn't devolve into tranny hate, and most of the time it's not even instigated by anything in particular. This thread is cancer and doesn't represent "real lesbians" at all.

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>>7591827
>>7591778
>>7592016
>>7592148
>>7592293
Okay, 1. Stop being so condescending 2. Stop pretending to be me.

I only mentioned that I was trans so that the person I was addressing knew that the post came from someone who has experienced being trans and transitioning and thus could be trusted to know about these things. That's the only reason.
I post in here all the time, ftr, I just don't mention that I'm trans as per the rules.

Holy shit can't wait for the fags to die off from aids

>>7592365
rude

>>7592365
Me too

>>7592316
Oh sorry. I tried to say I wasn't you, I didn't realize other people were pretending to be you, I thought those other comments were yours.

>>7592316
>I post in here all the time, ftr, I just don't mention that I'm trans as per the rules.

So basically you have no respect for a cis female's boundaries. Gotcha. Did you even read the last few posts before yours?

Why are all transwomen like this? Is it that hard to respect that it says cis in the OP? I just don't understand.

>>7592316
>mtf transbian posting in cislesgen

There's no point in arguing with a man, I suppose. I'll go somewhere else. I'm so tired of this shit. Why can't you just stay anonymous? Why do you have to invade and then make a point of letting everyone know that you're invading?

>>7592427
Because they just can't help but make it all about themselves. That's how they are.

>>7592407
>>7592316
Now you have to wonder why everyone hates you. You're fucking derailing the thread. You crossdressing freaks can't stand to just keep out of one thread in the whole of the universe can you? Did she fucking ask for a men for advise? No she asked women for advise. So stay the fuck out of it.

>>7592316
>the thread clearly says "cis lesbian general" but i'm a man that wants to be a woman REALLY SUPER BAD GUYS so i'll pretend i fit in!

>>7592440
She didn't ask for the advice at all. Sometimes people need advice that they don't ask for. I don't mean that in a condescending way either. Part of it came out of my own pathos I guess. I know how annoying unsolicited advice can be.

Anway I'm not going to apologize for explaining myself. You're all free to completely ignore the subject - which is now me - at any time.

>>7592316
>a literal man literally mansplaining in the only true female safe space on this entire imageboard

Nothing is sacred.

>people actually think this thread is full of cis lesbians

>>7592455
>ignore
Why don't you take your cancer elsewhere. A lesbian doesn't need advice from a man. Go away trannershit. How you thought it was even ok to turn the discussion about tranners just shows off your man brain.

>>7592440
>>7592514
Can we stop misgendering FtMs here please? Or suggesting they belong in female spaces? This reminds me of how feminist colleges, actual female spaces, have been infested by trans guys and trenders because of this same logic.

>>7591856
Yeah, so proof that kinda thing is bullshit

>>7592524
It's ftt. Sjws want them to be whatever they say they are. Logical people recognize that gender doesn't equate to personality. That because they want to conform to some stereotype of male or female doesn't make them male or female "inside". They just want to be treated how they believe men or women are treated. But biological sex can't be changed and body mutilation shouldn't be allowed when the mind is simply depressed it isn't being treated "like a woman" or "like a man" which is a problem with not accepting how society treats the two sexes.

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Uh oh, my ex gets out of jail next week after 7 months.

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>>7593042
>associating with someone who's gone to jail for anything other than pot or protest

>>7591085
Anon suffering from the throat infection here.
My doctor told me that it's actually pretty likely my infection stems from oral sex, because of the "manipulation that happens to the throat during it", and being so close to bacteria and whatnot.

In other news, the coughing hasn't stopped and I now also have a cold, and whilst my ex still hasn't come over with soup, she's quite concerned about me and urged me to get new meds again.

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>>7593214
your gf must have a pretty nasty birgina for you to catch an infection from it. Is she bi by any chance?

>>7590840
I'm stealing that wallpaper, anon. Choa is love

>>7593372
There is no gf anymore. [nospoiler]My ex is bi indeed, though.[/nospoiler]

Pretty sure I caught it from another grill I had sex with afterwards, since it started a few days after. That one's a lesbian.

>>7593402
If you had sex with your ex not long before showing symptoms, it's possible she gave it to you, but I'm no specialist so I wouldn't know for sure.

Take care, anyway. Drink lots of water and try to gargle every morning with warm salted water (the least refined as possible). That usually calms the soreness and helps fight bacteria. Honey is also cool, too.
Throat infections are nasty and painful, I hate 'em.

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Can someone explain to me why so many lesbian couples look identical?

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>>7591440
Yes, but it didn't last long since I don't actually have body dysphoria, except for my breasts. I would be 100% fine being 100% flat.

Cis lesgen, is there any advice you can give to questioning teens that think they might be gay? I haven't kissed a girl (or guy), or been in a relationship, so I really don't know what I am.

>>7593203
>associating with anyone who protests or does pot

>>7593042
Where's the titty tho

>>7591181
I think I might be a lesbian fuckboy

>>7594419
Just don't worry about it and you'll figure it out when it matters like when you get a giant crush on someone

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>>7594457
'I dont care about anything and I dont like relatively harmless fun!'

>>7594603
>protests
>fun
>weed
>fun
You must be 18 years or older to use this website.

>>7594419
I was always unable to relate to those trapped in a "questioning" phase. You just know. How do I know I'm gay? I find women sexually attractive. Naked men destroy my libido. The thought of holding hands with a nice girl, kissing a pretty girl, sex with a hot girl - it brings me joy. My eyes are magnetically drawn to the young women I see while outside. I want to date, live with, marry a woman. I want to wake up next to a woman. I want to lay on the couch with a woman in my arms. I like women. It's that simple.

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>>7594697

>https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/5olos8/sometimes_i_wish_i_had_a_penis_am_i_a_trans/

why i hate this sub in a nutshell

>>7589952
finally someone who will appreciate me.
Want to be my gf?

Where can a girl get to know some other lesbians? I moved to Hawaii and all tinder shows are military base butch girls, and that's not really my thing.

>>7595770
>that's not really my thing.

beggars can't be choosers

>>7593682
You're attracted to yourself. That naturally extends to people that look similar. Straight couples don't really run in to it, but gay couples do surprisingly often.

>>7595770
Gay bars. If you're a student there will also be various LGBTQI* groups and organizations available to you.

>>7595742
If you like in flames I would.

>>7596003
I'm more into (true) black metal

>>7595770
LGBT lectures at local schools are a good place. Readings at libraries involving feminist or lesbian issues is another good place.

You can try looking for lesbian nights art bars.

And don't discount military girls. Yes, they have less hair to grab while they lick away between your legs, but they'll still be between your legs.

>>7595932
How agp

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What does clg think of hispanic girls?

>>7596428
New World or Old World?

>>7593494
There was a three-week span between our last lewds and the symptoms starting.

Thanks Anon, I'm trying to fight the pain and stay strong. It's my first time having a throat infection - or any "proper" illness, for that matter - and it reassured me there are some things in life I really don't need to experience.

Just got a septum piercing,what the fuck did I did

>>7596962
Congrats on being dumb, anon!

>>7596428
Pure blooded white or full breed East Asian or GTFO

>>7595770
Military girls are fucking horny and they're willing to bang you all night long. Just go for it, anon.

>>7592316
I wasn't pretending to be you, but I should have made it clear that I wasn't you. My bad.

>>7592253
I am in no way acting like a man. I post here off and on with no issues because I keep my tranny shit out of here. And I'll probably continue to do so, again, and again with no issues.

>>7597135
Invading a female space and claiming it as your own is exactly what a man would try to do.

Is it hard to eat pussy in the 69 position? Always been curious about that because both women would be upside down. kissless virgin here ;_;

>>7595932
I think it's not so much that you're "attracted to yourself" but that gay people (either subconsciously or consciously) try to change their appearance to match what they're attracted to. For example, if you find fit girls attractive you're going to become fit because you want to be attractive. At least that's my theory.

>>7596962
Hot.
Make sure to clean it twice a day and take care when a qt undresses you.

>>7597164
>gay people (either subconsciously or consciously) try to change their appearance to match what they're attracted to.

I agree with that. It doesn't always have to be the case, like when you're a butch into femmes or something similar. But I know that, what I find attractive in other women, I often also find attractive on myself. And as much as I'd love to be taller, I have to make due adapting the fashion sense and aesthetic of the women I'm into.

>>7597139
Except I didn't claim it as my own. And thats why I keep my trans status on the downlow.
Seriously, you guys made a much bigger deal about a transposter than was needed. She could have said her peace, then left and that'd be it. But nooooo, these threads should be renamed to tranny witch hunt general, because you spend more time talking about how much you hate trannies than talking about lesbian shit.

To reiterate, I'll continue posting and adding my 2 cents to relevant discussions, with no issue because any claims of acting "like a man" only come with the knowledge that I am trans. You lesbos couldn't tell a tranny from a cis girl based on typing style if your lives depended on it.

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>>7597103
What about half white/half East Asian?

>>7597196
Yeah, with butches and femmes I think it's more similar to a straight relationship where they don't try to look the same. But I've found with myself that a lot of the girls that I try to look like or "copy" my style from are also the girls I'm most attracted to.

>>7597222
>didn't claim it as your own
You did that as soon as you began to post in a space where you very clearly don't belong.

>she
Not female. Mentally ill crossdresser.

>tranny witch hunt
Calling idiots out on being too stupid to read the OP.

>continue posting
Continue invading a female space because you're a man and you aren't going to let a women tell you what you can't do!

>couldn't tell a tranny from a cis lesbian
We don't need to, because you retards announce your mental illnesses at the first possible opportunity.

>>7597230
They're the only true master race.

>>7597264
Well I'm not even a lesbian anyway. I'm bi. But I generally keep my bi shit out of here for the same reasons I keep trans shit out. Unless its relevant to the conversation....

>>7597283
I'm master race then

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>>7591436
>And I dont like being black anyways
Pic related. Self-hating blacks are the worst. Learn to love yourself, anon.

Was is it called when you have a threesome and one girl licks your pussy and the other girl licks your asshole at the same time?
Lesbian DP?

>>7597222
Question, do you know of any lesbian spaces online that don't have this shit happen, or aren't taken over by trannies? Because both outcomes result in nobody actually talking about lesbian shit, which is what I wanted to talk about.

>>7597404
This is honestly as close as you're going to get.

>>7597371
A-Are you interested in dating a Whitey? I can give really good cuddles.

>>7597404
i'm sure there must be women only spaces online but i'm not aware of them because i'm not female.

>>7597499
I don't really care if they're "women only" in the same sense that this place is, as long as there are no cis guys, and we actually talk about lesbian shit. But it seems like IRL is more reliable.

>>7597404
Yes, I'm part of a few actually.
You know what separates those places from here?
1. They don't call trannies men at every chance they get
2. They don't flip the fuck out over the fact they exists
Seriously, look at how much time you dedicate to telling trans women they are men/freaks/generally complaining about the face that they merely exist. Not freaking out at every opportunity keeps the trans presence/discussion down to a minimum and its way less disruptive.

>>7597552
>man telling women to stop trying to create a female safe space because he's just going to inevitably invade it and ruin it

mhm

>>7597490
White girls are cute. Really good cuddles?

>>7597624
Yes, I'll hold you tight and stroke your back.

>>7597752
Sounds nice.

>>7597552
Stop freaking out, I already said I don't really care >>7597518

What are these places you're talking about?

>>7597230
Disgusting mutts.

>>7597798
Yfw trannies are no different from "cis" guys

>>7597618
Literally this, though

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Why haven't you bought a hitachi yet?

>>7597988
I only buy American products BC I'm a proud American who cares about supporting American businesses. None of that gook crap.

>>7597988
I've had one for years, anon!

>cis gay guy
>shitpost in this general and cause shitstorms on the daily complaining about trannies invading real womens spaces
can i be an honorary lesbean? fairly convinced its all trannies in here though

>>7598037
>>7597988
What was your first clue?

>>7598048
what does
>>7597988
have to do with
>>7598037

>>7598076
That everyone here is trannies.

>>7597988
I'm not dumping that kind of money on a vibrator I can't use while others are in the house

>>7598079
but how does a hitachi imply trannies?
>>7598086
tell them your massaging your muscles :^)

>>7598003
can you recommend a good american made "neck massager" patriotic friendo?

>>7597988
I don't care enough about my masturbation sessions to spend so much money on one.

>tfw one week into the semester and I'm already too busy with school to keep up with cis lesgen
help ;-;

>>7598207
manage your priorities.
cis lesgen can wait.

>>7598103
Neck massage is un American. Real Christians abstain from neck massaged because it's a sin. If you're a real American, you will love Jesus as it is your American duty to do so. You ain't one of them Arabs are ya?

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Today was a good day.

>>7598283
So there aren't any american made vibrators?
I guess I'll have to stick with the Hitachi wand.

>>7598103
>can you recommend a good american made "neck massager" patriotic friendo?
Sure. Me. I'll be right over.

>>7598649
Do you have Parkinsons?

>>7598565
fucking commie traitor

>>7597490
Silly white anon. If she has Asian blood she obviously wants intense fucks.

>>7598525
That pupper. I will offer you 12 blood sacrifices to snuggle that bundle of bliss.

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This girl I'm seeing is too butch for my tastes. Should I dump her? Or should I stay with her? Femmes don't actually exist anyway and even if they did, they'll never date a loser like me. At least she's not a tranny.

>>7599275
let her go so she can find a decent gf.
you sound horrible.

>>7599304
>so she can find a decent gf
she obviously can't or she wouldn't be with me now would she?

>>7599314
wow you're an asshole, you should break up with her and give her my number.

>>7599348
>you're an asshole
We both are. It's what drew us to each other. I doubt either of us can do better. Sad but true.

And no, I'm not giving her number to a tranny. I do care for her at least that much.

>>7599275
>>7599412
Can the bait get any more obvious?

how do i make lesbian friends without misleading them to think i want a relationship? all my friends from high school are straight and they just dont get it and its hard to talk about anything lesbian with them without it being awkward

>>7599428
>asking lesbian relationship problems on cis lesgen
>bait
Please go away.

>>7599431
There's lesbians right here to befriend.

can i ask you guys something completely indiscrete though? about being a tranny in women spaces. because i dont identify as a tranny so i dont have my own space and im talking on a social level not just 4chan, i associate with women, i cant stand trannies, and i am sharing these spaces and interacting with you bother you in any way? if you were to find that out anyway. also have any of you been friends with a tranny

>>7599247
>If she has Asian blood she obviously wants intense fucks.

Reminds me of the first, and so far only time I got involved with an Asian qt, who almost instantly took out her strap-on and demanded anal.

>>7599531
Well? Did you?

>>7599474
So if you aren't a fake woman or a real woman I'm guessing you're a male? If that's the case yes that's very bothersome because this is cis lesgen. Outside irl that's for those women to deal with but I doubt females genuinely like seeing you there. Orbiters are the worst.

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>>7599714
>Well? Did you?

I-I did.

>>7599531
Really? The Asian girl I'm seeing is really playing up the stereotype. Am I just being too aggressive?
I really want to fuck her but she has to fuck me back. That's my fetish.

>>7599808
The stereotype of the shy, obedient sub who doesn't want to be touched?
Well, I she wanted me to be on the receiving end.

>>7591785
I agree. I can't fucking stand Trans. We can take your blood and if you're healthy you're either XX or XY. Gtfo

>>7591827
Half the fuckin threads here are tranny threads. Please just leave you delusional creep

>>7599846
Yeah that stereotype. It's cute and all but I really want her to open up more and get passionate. We've only been seeing each other for a couple of weeks so I'm hoping the best of her is yet to come.

>>7593214
Newest updates: Coughing is now so dry and intense that it has turned into choking and temporary feels of having to throw up.

>>Went to the hospital earlier this week since I've been sick and have having troubles breathing for awhile now
>>The nurse told me to strip my top and get into some scrubs so she can get ready to put sensors on me
>>Got changed
>>Nurse came back in with the main doctor lady
>>Doctor looks to be about 35ish
>>Get asked "Are you sexually active, how often?" Ect.
>>Told her I hadn't been sexually active in awhile
>>She asked me what birth control I used
>>Told her I've never needed any nor have had any
>>Don't like telling strangers I'm a lesbian
>>She tried to lecture me on STDs ect and why condoms are good
>>Just told her I'm not into men
>>She stopped talking for a second
>>She asked me how old I am
>>Told her
>>Her whole tone changed instantly
>>Nurse tells me she needed me to lift my scrub up so she could put the sensors on me
>>No prob
>>I grabbed my scrub, pulled it up so the nurse can places sensors on my chest/breast area
>>The doctor grabbed my scrub and told me she'll hold it and wanted to see how well the nurse places the sensors on me
>>Didn't really think anything, doctors are trained medical professionals after all.. r-right?
>>The entire time can CLEARLY see the doctor isn't looking at the nurses hands placing the sensors on me,
>>Her eyes are just on my breasts
>>After the nurse placed them she left
>>Get my blood drawn by the doctor and the entire time I feel like she's seriously hitting on me as we're speaking
>>The whole time she's calling me "Honey" or "sweetie" and touching me an awful lot
>>Nurse came back in and the doctor handed her my blood to go test
>>Nurse comes back with my results
>>Thankfully, I'm okay
>>The doctor reaches over to me and CUPPED MY FACE, then BRUSHED MY HAIR BEHIND MY EAR
>>"You go home and rest and get better, okay honey?"
>>I just nod and blush since I'm so surprised
>>She got up and patted me on the shoulder, smiled and gave me a little wave as she left
>>The nurse looked embarrassed

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>tfw qt andro girl i follow keeps adding increasingly more religious comments to her posts
I just want to see you in menswear. Why do you keep bringing up God?

How do all of you deal with jealousy?

>>7600405

Depends what the jealousy is about, anon.
What's the story?

>>7600405
Go and fuck a dude to make them jealous back, that really fucks with their heads.

Nothing messes with a girl more than making you think they were so bad, you swore off women to try men.

>>7600405
Sounds lame but I just remember that she's not my property and she's her own person. Probably wouldn't work in a BDSM relationship though hahah.

But really, it does depend on context. I'm fine with girls having friends and even being flirty (mainly because I am too), so I don't have a reason to be jealous. If it's really bothering you and/or she's doing something that you think crosses the line, sit down and have a rational discussion about it. Worse comes to worst, you can always see a relationship counselor.

>>7600368
This post made me laugh really hard and I'm not sure why.

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>after 10 years of playing you still can't win a civ II/III game in second-least-hard difficulty
How do I git gud?

>>7600405
I have really fucking awful jealousy issues, I think mostly stemming from super low self esteem.

Assuming you mean jealousy in a relationship anyway, you need a partner who won't provoke or egg on those feelings. You also have to become a master of pushing those thoughts out of your head as soon as they appear, and you should probably work on your trust as well.

If you can be more specific, I can probably give better advice. Regardless, good luck, shit sucks.

>>7600520
Have you not being playing the diplomacy? Suck up to a stronger civ so they can bear the brunt of whatever shenanigans you get up to. Pull the rug out from under them later.

Do you pay EU4?

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>>7600494
I'm glad I could entertain you.

>>7600520
Space Race victories anon.
They're the way forwards.

Play nice, make alliance, but never back down from the sciences

Does it mean anything if you've never had a real crush on a guy, but you get super attached to certain girls and idolize them? I suspect I'm gay but then again I think some guys are good looking

>>7600357
Was she cute?

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>>7600591
You should kiss a girl and see how you feel about it. I volunteer.

>>7600624
There's this girl right now I think is very pretty, cute, awesome, but idk if I like-like her or just idolize her, u feel
She's straight and has a bf, so I don't really want to do anything to her, outside of becoming close platonic friends. But if she were gay, I would try I guess. Then again, if I liked a guy (which I have never really), I would try too.

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Most important post in this thread coming through.

>>7600531
I think I am the same then. I have severe self esteem issues.I dont act on them but they make me very unhappy..this girl I'm dating used to like dudes and would often tell me how handsome she found them. She told me that she was just closeted but I am not too sure.
I don't want to make her feel like I feel. I just would like advice so it won't bother me anymore.

>>7600520
>>7600520
Watch TheMeInTeam's Civ videos on Youtube, and be attentive, especially about the early game. He's pretty good at the fourth one, desu. It's very similar to the earlier games.

t. Immortal player in Civ IV and V.

>>7600665
In my experience, if you're going to date, and if you want a successful relationship, you have to be honest and open. No matter how much it sucks and regardless of why it sucks, honesty and communication is absolutely essential to any successful relationship. Also, if you keep those feelings pushed down, you'll very likely become resentful and that's a recipe for disaster.

I guess I can also rhetorically ask, even if she is attracted to men as well, so what? I know on some level that stings, but she is with you and that's because she is attracted to you, even if you can't see why or don't believe it. But what I want to stress here is that I could tell you this all day, but it's going to be the most meaningful coming from her.

The next time she says something that upsets you or the next time you guys are having a talk, mention it. Make sure you word it thoughtfully, don't attack her, don't make her feel like you don't trust or believe what she says because you don't want to invalidate her identity.

Also, as far as I know, if you have the jealousy bug, you have it for life. There are ways to cope but it takes a lot of time, practice, patience, and like I said before, somebody who understands you and won't fuel those irrational fears and thoughts.

>>7600737
You're right. Thank you. Do you have any tips to cope with jealousy. Any little thing would be appreciated.

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>hey anon
>my boyfriend and i are planning on going clubbing tonight but i can't figure out which outfit will show off my body best
>would you be ok coming to my place and watching me try on a few outfits?

>>7600541
Diplomacy is so hard, though. Like, how much gold do I have to give a civ every turn for them to never betray me?
>Do you pay EU4?
Nope.

>>7600586
But the only fun victory is domination victory. I always get surpassed by a lot in technology by others anyway. Maintaining libraries and universities is really hard early game.

>>7600706
>t. Immortal player in Civ IV and V.
I want to see you playing the last/almost last difficulty in Civ II and III. IV and V are baby-tier.

>>7600794
I always enjoyed going defensive and playing them off against each other whilst i fuck off to space, but to each their own.

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>>7600764
>boyfriend
Into the trash it goes!

>>7600591
If you find women sexually attractive you are gay. If not. Then you are not of the chosen race and should off yourself immediately.

>>7600762
Depends on you really, but a few things would be

>Rationality
A lot of your feelings are going to stem from irrational thoughts. Always try to remain objective, rational, and ask yourself if it's logical or reasonable to feel how you're feeling.

>Trust
Going on a whim here and saying trust issues play into this a little bit as well. If you have trust, jealous thoughts and/or reactions can only go so far

Also distractions. Don't dwell on shit, if you're getting upset and festering in your own thoughts, do something fun/distracting/productive. Talk to somebody, shitpost, get drunk and talk to strangers online, listen to moody music, whatever helps you vent and feel happy. Always try to be one step ahead of your shitty thoughts and feelings.

Oh and one last major one, you have to accept that your partner can and will find other people attractive. It doesn't mean anything in regard to you, it doesn't make you less desirable or attractive, it's just human nature.

Work on that self esteem too. Typically, improving yourself will also improve your relationships.

>>7600851
Thank you so much. Your words really helped me. Thank you very much, this is my first relationship. I'll take any advice I can get.

>>7600764
>yfw degenerate lesbians are into cheating too
Its all good though...I'm highly territorial, and would lose no sleep over breaking a girls hand for touching mine =)

Stay classless.

>>7600764
Why is this my life, why is everyone low-key gay, but you know they'll never commit to a relationship. It's like they're trying to make you feel bad.

>>7600837
How can you tell if you're sexually attracted to someone? Either I'm actually asexual or genuinely confused ;-;
and the "if u want to have sex with them" reply is unhelpful cause it's not like I want to fuck an attractive person asap. I'd like to trust someone, get to know them, date, etc. before anything sexual occurs. So I've never felt "sexually attracted" to anyone

>>7600876
Oh boy, good luck anon, truly. Let us know how things go if you decide to talk it out!

>>7600920
If you don't masturbate I don't know what to tell you. I can hold your hand through understanding your own body. The feeling of attraction to women comes naturally. You would be happy to kiss them. Happy to have sex with them, live with them, marry them, etc. The thought of sexual things with them arouses you're interested in that. Since you're over 18 and don't know what sexual attraction is I suggest you masturbate and whatever pops up in your mind that makes you feel good should be a decent enough indicator of your sexuality.

>>7600837
>if your not attracted to men you should off yourself immediately

noticing its only offensive to lesbians if its the other way around lol

>>7600928
*can't hold your hand

>>7600892
2 girls don't make for a good relationship, because nobody has the balls to make hard decisions

>>7600929
What is this? Some male? Males do tend to be retarded and post things that require a lack of brain cells. It's appalling most of the time how dumb they are. We should develop a poison for them soon.

>>7600935
>balls
Those disgusting hairy sacks? No thanks. At least women are logical and don't equate their personality to their scrotum.

>>7600928
I don't masturbate. Not out of religion, im atheist, but it feels dirty and promiscuous(?)
>You would be happy to kiss them. Happy to have sex with them, live with them, marry them, etc.
I wouldn't mind this, but internalized homophobia and/or heteronormativity is still telling me "you're going to marry a guy and have a normal family when you grow up".. which I'm not particularly enthusiastic with, and it feels to me like something I'd have to settle for.
It wasn't until a year ago I started questioning (realized I had "crushes" on girls in the past, none on guys) and then again I dont feel sexually attracted to anyone other than admiring their looks.
Im super confused honestly

>>7600964
No one can figure it out for you. The definitions are there.
>atheist with homophobia
That's the worst type of person.

Anyway we're not here to help you understand yourself. That's for you to do in your own body on your own time. If you want to submit to your dumb hetshit logic go ahead. We just don't need you here whining about not being attracted to women. Bye.

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>>7600949
>Women logical

>Taking that completely serious

>discounting the effects of testosterone on the mind

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>>7601006
>male doesn't post anything coherent
>once again proves males can't into logic

>>7591440
I come here, as someone of the female sex, for other women talking about women. I technically identify as nonbinary, however.

>>7599870
I had this problem with someone and it almost never changed. like maybe 2 times over a year she was proactive. I guess if they're getting what they want there's no reason to do things differently, so there's no reason to expect change

>>7600357
fugg anon. how did you feel about this?

where do I go to get this??

>>7601021
GENDER DOES NOT MEAN PERSONALITY YOU DUMB SHIT

>>7601059
Anon. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of u and me.

>>7589749
Lesbro. That's like asking for no lesbos to respond.

>>7600357
Read my lips anon: FUCK. THE. DOCTOR.

>>7601051
>where do I go to get this??

You can come play doctor with me

>>7601137
oh babe I'd love to!
I'd like to get molested by a milf real-doctor too though holy shit
>in the emergency room post car crash
>hot as fuck young doctor examines me
>only staff during my visit who handled me gently enough not to cause pain
>instant crush
>dad and boy-who-wants-to-be-bf sat with me almost the whole time
>back several more times for follow up treatment
>see her in the hospital but not treated by her anymore
> stare awkwardly and wish

h-hi just observing real girls

t. not real girl

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Virgin here.

Can equal partnership ever exist? All the relationships on this board seem to revolve around fucking someone or getting fucked. Both of those are very unappealing to me. I thought it was just gay dudes who did that, but it seems to be lesbians too. Do dom/sub relationships permeate all aspect of LGBT sex? I don't think I want to have sex anymore.

>>7601172
I can be your milf real-doctor any time you need me

>>7601236
I want one of those equal give and take thingies, but my only experience is with girls who lie there and do nothing, even after nagging you for getting up to shower, because they wanted to wake up and sit on fucking whatsapp for an hour ignoring you, but also still bang after

I ... might be bitter

>>7601250
I do have a couple of sports injuries that need attention, if that isn't beneath you ;)

>>7601236
Problem is, the "idea" of equal is flawed. Even in homosexual relations, having 2 leaders won't work.

This doesn't mean one is inferior, or gets shafted ideally, but that they both work TOGETHER towards goals

You also honestly sound les because you have a perception that men are all ignorant brutes..

>>7601254
>Not caring for, and loving the woman for giving her body to you

I thought this was normal?

.... ...Then again I'm straight.

>>7601256
>Y-you too

I'm trying really hard to be a drunken perv but you're slightly incredibly adorable so I'm just gonna go away now.

>>7601283
breeder gtfo

>>7601290
>bb u cud b beneath me
I pretty much gave that one away for free, your drunken perv game needs working on

>leaving me because I'm too adorable
that's a first, I'll miss you anon :'(

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My gf wants to try buttplay with me and I've never done it before.

I'm scared that it will hurt or feel gross.

Does anyone else have any experience with this?

>>7601331
I have never understood why any woman wants anything in her butt. You don't have prostates, so why even? Does it really feel good for girls?

>t. bi cisdude scrolling front page, stopped scrolling to reply to this post because it mentioned buttplay

>>7601351
Do rimjobs feel good?

Wouldn't that be the same?

>>7601355
I never really thought of it that way. Probably because I never really got into rimjobs, being single-mindedly devoted to pressuring the prostate. Thanks for the response, now I have things in perspective I won't feel like a greedy lover while giving a girl anal.

>>7601314
>Just because someone isn't a lesbian, they are 100% invalid.

>>7601376
No problem guy

>>7601314
>I pretty much gave that one away for free, your drunken perv game needs working on

Gib contact details and I won't disappoint you

>>7601254
I guess I just don't understand how lesbian relationships are even supposed to work.

>>7601275
Why does it have to be a leader-follower thing? Why do we even need to work together? Can't we just enjoy each others' company? And are you a tranny?

>>7601380
>just because I'm not a lesbian, why not post on the lesbian-only board

>>7601387
yeah, I don't understand the communities apparent acceptance of pillow princesses, it's completely abhorrent to me

>>7601383
which kind?

>>7601399
>lesbian-only board
Please direct me

>>7601387
>I just don't understand how

They aren't really supposed to

>Do we even need to work together
If not, you don't want to be monogamous

>enjoy each others company
You obviously do, but a relationship is more than just company

>tranny?
I'm not the person you asked, but it seems lesbians are more repulsed by trannies than straight men are.

>>7601382
Oh and by the way, obviously I have no experience with lesbian buttplay, but I do know that cleaning yourself properly (buy an enema kit for best results) and using lots of lubricant is good advice for anybody. It doesn't hurt at all if your body is relaxed and properly lubed up, so long as your partner is gentle. I think you should give it a try! Sometimes being a little scared makes it hotter. Good luck girl.

Now I will remove myself from the sacred isle of Lesbos. Segregation is what's best for all of us. Later /lesgen/

>>7601399
>which kind?

I am a sucker for kik, it's like old IM clients in a modern day app. But whatever you're comfortable with.

>>7601406
>best buttstuff advice I've gotten is from a bi-dude

Thanks

>>7597230
Halfies are the ultimate race and such grills are sacred treasures.

>>7601442
doobirdoo on kik

>>7601403
>I'm not the person you asked, but it seems lesbians are more repulsed by trannies than straight men are.
That's because trannies don't bother straight men the way they bother lesbians. Nobody fucks with straight men, especially not trannies. Straight men murder like 99.9% of all the trannies murdered every year. The 0.1% is murdered by other trannies. Trannies are crazy but they're smart. They're not gonna get in the face of the demographics most likely to murder them. It's just good sense.

As repulsed as lesbians are by tranny antics, you'll notice that we've never resorted to murder. So while we might seem more vocal with our complaint, at least all we do is complain. Straight men don't complain, they go straight for the kill.

>>7601403
>I'm not the person you asked, but it seems lesbians are more repulsed by trannies than straight men are.

This isn't true IRL. Just saying.

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>>7601479
They are disgusting cancer that will eventually take over the world. Pure is best. Speaking of which, mutts should stick to dating other mutts so they do not spread their taint any further.

>>7601108
Dear God!!! I second the fuck out of this!

>>7601643
Hey! Japan and the Nazis were allies
>National Socialist Empire will rise again!

>>7601604
Irl women have the sense to not speak lest a torrential downpour of crossdressing man rage irritate their ears. Just like how you don't say racist things in front of a certain race. Lesbians are always talking shit about tranners when we're alone. I don't get why being courteous = being ok with the mentally ill rapists. But I guess males delude themselves 24/7.

>>7601661
This is bait and I can tell you're not really a lesbian, but like

>Just like how you don't say racist things in front of a certain race.

Dude really? I don't do that shit because I'm not racist, full stop. And I somehow doubt other lesbians are having get-togethers where they talk shit about trannies, I bet they don't even think about the issue outside of "oh yeah trans rights", honestly I've heard other cis lesbians say shit like "but what if Trump makes hormone therapy illegal" in the same breath as "but what if Trump makes abortion illegal". It's not a big deal dude.

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>>7601657
It's time to rid this world of its depravity again.

>>7593682
Are you saying you wouldn't fuck your doppelgänger?

>>7601643
Anon, you know that you kind of love to hate what you love? So tell us about your crush on a mutt girl

>>7601666
>the tranner tells the woman she's not really a lesbian
NOW that's what I call bait!

Bishit women may be OK with you guys but lesbians arent. Sorry to tell you the truth. But from the bottom of my heart as a lesbian I don't care what you do until you nut jobs start trying to pry your way into our lives. I don't care if you can't get hormones. I don't care if you're autistic. I don't care if you think wearing rainbow knee socks makes you a woman. But don't fucking try to involve me. Stay out of cis lesbian general, freak. 1/10 made me reply

>>7595941
Not that anon, but all the ones at my school seem to be support groups. What do?

>>7601676
I'll be the first to admit I'd give it a go

>>7601708
to be honest, anon. I really truly do find half asians to be very ugly. Other mixes are less repulsive. Black americans and latinas are tolerable. But for some reason, I just find half asians to be universally unattractive. White people can be beautiful in their own way, but adding asians to the mix just really fucks it up, imo. I don't like mixed asians look in general. Maybe I'm just too used to how asians are supposed to look, so I find the familiar yet so alien thing very off putting. They're cute as kids, but man are they some ugly ass adults.

>>7601331
pls respond

>>7600612
Eh, she was a 5/10. She was probably in her late 30s which is a little too old for me. She had medium length curly blonde hair. She would probably look better if she probably just didn't have a super long shift. But she isn't my type.

>>7601051
It was cute to watch her get flustered talking to me and when she touched me, but I felt so damn embarrassed when I caught her staring at my chest.

>>7601108
I'm sure she'd be grateful for some rough hot sex and into playing doctor in bed after all the crap she deals with on a daily basis. She'd probably get really clingy afterwards though..
If I thought she was attractive I would already be pursuing her. I-I wish I did, I would love to fuck a doctor.

>>7601604
Men love trans people.
Get your shit straight.

>>7601331
Never been a fan of butt play. I know some girls I have been with, mainly bi girls, have liked it but I'd prefer to concentrate on other areas of the body.

>>7601668
>portugal is darker than brazil

this thread sucks it's full of dudes lmao

>>7602446
You're obviously right. You must know all.... Forgive us humble goldstars for invading your safespace.

>>7602418
Was it that buttplay felt weird or vagplay was that superior?

>>7602469
it just did nothing for me. Plus there's always a worry in the back of my mind that my ass isn't clean (although I was fresh out of the shower).

Other girls have liked it so I'll sometimes do it to them.

>>7600920
>there are people this autistic on this site

I'm a lipstick Lesbian who is anxious about my SO (was a woman) transitioning to agender. She says she wants top surgery and HRT in the future, and I don't want to be a dick, but I feel like I'm having a panic attack when I think about it. I just proposed, and I love her unconditionally, but I'm afraid I won't be attracted to her. I need help, if anyone has any advice or know of any places I can look for help, I would appreciate it.
inb4 personal army

>>7602549
Be upfront with her and tell her now before it's too late. You're delaying inevitable greater damage if you don't.

I'm also a femme lesbian and am not attracted to anything except girly girls (though I've been with a few black women but they were femme too and not ghetto).

>>7602565
I know I do, I'm just trying to figure out how to convey it without making her angry or breaking her heart. I don't want to sound transphobic.

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>>7602660
Topkek. Are you watching Ai Mai Mii this season? Also
>wangblows

>>7602621
Just emphasize that you're with her for a reason that you like the current her and that you will definitely lose attraction if she goes through with it. Just be firm on all of that and she'll probably re-think it if it's not worth losing you for all of that.

>>7601236
Lesbians are the only people who even come close to being capable of this. Mimicing the power dynamics of heterosexual relationships happens occasionally and is unfortunate, but lesbians are your best shot.

>>7602699
yes desu

>wangblows
windows? my buzzword game ain't strong as of late

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>>7602813
Very old /g/ memes, where anything that isn't Linux (actually GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux) is despised.

How many of you have close guy friends? Do you find it easier to have more guy friends than girls?

>>7601781
Have you seen blasians? I knew 2 in middle/highschool a brother and a sister. They were both insanely attractive.

>>7602836
My sister is my closest friend. I also have a couple other friends I hang out with, but I get most of my socialization from coworkers and class mates/club members. Quickly growing closer to my girlfriend as well. I go to a couple parties every month as well.

I'm just bad at maintaining close relationships. Lost contact with my high school friends and the shitty friends I used to play dnd with. Drama bs and depression killed those. Hard to trust people after all that. Got fucked over in a few ways.

>>7602836
I have a few close guy friends. A running buddy, a friend I go to AA with and a couple of guys I work out with.

I actually find it harder to have guy friends because sooner or later most guys want more than just a close friendship.

>>7602621
A relationship is both of you. If she's happy and you're miserable eventually that becomes her misery as well. You can love someone and lose your attraction to them. That's natural and if it happens you can't force yourself to like something you dont. She'll want you to like her as well for all of it. But that isn't possible. Also just because you aren't attracted to someone doesn't make you transphobic. Don't let the sjws poison your self-image.

>>7602821
oh, I get it. Yeah I know of the 'anything that isn't Linux is shit!' meme. Didn't know they called windows wangblows though.

I need windows or I won't be able to play my gaymes aaaa

>>7602836
I actually have no friends other than my girlfriend.

25 years and never had a friend, it's okay I guess I don't feel like I am missing anything.

>>7602836
This question shows up every general. Males are ok friends but it's not uncommon for them to think a girl should love them and then they act fucking crazy. Orbiters are the worst. Women make better everything in the long run.

>>7602984
I was wondering since my closest female friends are lesbians, wasn't sure if this was a common thing.

>>7602836
Male friends are incredibly difficult to deal with. I'm approaching thirty and i've yet to meet a single man that didn't want more than just simple platonic friendship. That's not to say you CAN'T be friends. It's just super hard and not really worth the effort most of the time.

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>>7602821
>>7602976
That's not why I implied wangblows though. The designated anime operating system is most of the time GNU/Linux but non-GNU Linux are also used for it. You can rice a nice YagaKimi-themed machine if you use Linux, which is very hard, almost impossible if not totally impossible to do in Windows.

>muh gaymes
You know, you can dual-boot if you want GAYMUHS, or even better, you can GPU passthrough if you have at least 2 GPUs; one of which can be an iGPU for the host machine to use, in this case, loonix, and the discrete one goes for the VM. If all your computer components are from 2013 or newer you have all the requirements for it regardless of the motherboard model, and the CPU too.

>>7603007
I've had some male friends that really get it. Coworkers especially. It helps that they have relationships, but even the ones that don't are great. One of the single guys likes pointing out pretty women and I'll make him jealous by walking up to then and chatting. Another flirts jokingly and has a fantastic sense of humor. We tease each other often. They all congratulated me when I told them I got a gf.

I wonder if it depends on how you interact with them or if I just got lucky. I make jokes like "Biiiig DICK commin' through step aside" and the like with them. It works well.

Of course there have also been sides who think me dancing is an invitation to grind on my ass but hey, that's when you draw the line and draw it hard.

>>7603036
Your jokes sound stupid. So yeah probably appeals to dudes. Like attracts like.

>>7602565
Lmao

>>7603044
Gotta play to your audience, bb. How to get laffs 101.

>>7603044
What's so funny about what I said?

>>7603007
I guess I always get lucky then, I've loads of male friends who don't go full retard.

Two vague acquaintances in that group did, but no one actually liked either of them. I think them consistently hitting on me despite being told to fuck off was basically the excuse everyone needed and wanted to boot them

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Do you guys think taylor swift is actually a lesbian?

>>7603091
No, as much as I wish she was. Karlie is just a super close friend. They have sleepovers and probably talk about all of the guys they've fucked whilst lounging around in their underwear because their love is platonic.

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>>7589749
Love has no boundaries, gay/les/bi/pan/straight, its all love in the air.

>>7603007
That's the rub, you gotta get in there early. I've known the man I've known the least for a decade this year. My other friends, I met when I was single digits old.
No friendzone complaining here.

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>>7602906
I wish my sister was my closest friend

>>7603076
Your exception to femme was black girls but "not ghetto" it's just funny

>>7603110
Karlie is so hot. The weird thing is that poor people have roommates because they can't afford the place. Taylor sets up a room for Karlie to live at her place because she's that rich.

>>7603091
>surrounds herself with an entourage of famous women including Cara
>liked posts on Tumblr that said she and Karlie should fuck
Hmm. Really makes you THINK

>>7602836
Men are cool in the sense that my likes and personality overlaps with theirs almost perfectly, generally speaking, but I can never get too close and bro it up without them developing feelings and acting flirty at some point, so I always have to put up this wall. I have a friend like that, and he has a girlfriend... Not all are like that, obviously.
Maybe it'll stop once I'm comfortable enough to leave the closet.

Why doesn't this happen with girls I like, dammit.

>>7603224
Enjoying female company doesn't make you a dyke, and neither does liking cute posts saying you and your friend are so great together that you should go out.

How to overcome myself and stop starring at my twice-my-age-married-colleague? I feel really stupid because that kind of behavior is rude and pointless but it's all I can.

>>7603234
If they don't know you're a lesbian you can't really blame them.

I'm posting this so I can hopefully sort out my feelings but if you have any input or advice, feel free to respond...

I've always thought I was bisexual but I'm not sure anymore. I've always had serious crushes on women (liking everything about them) but with men it's just like "okay, I guess he's funny or objectively attractive.". Being around men in real life, even just platonically, makes me feel uncomfortable but I feel so at ease with women (until I start crushing on them...). Trying to fantasize about men or even just think about them in a romantic context makes me feel this warm sick feeling. I've tried masturbating to men and to straight porn, but I feel guilt and disgust afterwards and my focus always ends up on the woman anyways. I don't know, and if you couldn't tell already, I don't have much actual relationship or sex experience...

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I want to be a cute anime gril in a cute anime relationship so bad it hurts.

Not even a tranny, just an ugly cis girl. 2d was a mistake

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>>7603441
Well I want to get ravished by Elsa but life is tough

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>>7603447

I don't just want a kawaii 2d yuri gf, I want to be worthy of a kawaii 2d yuri gf, and the fact that I never will be pains me inside.

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>>7603224
Oh right. There's a lot of black dykes that dress like black guys basically, I'm not into those. These girls had their hair straightened and otherwise would not be discernible from a straight girl.

Something like pic related but not as dramatic of a body. I see girls like this at the gym I go to all the time. Highly recommend finding girls at gyms by the way!

>>7603253
I know those feels. I was 26 and dating a 52-year old. I knew the minute she walked into the office that I wanted to be with her.

But here's the rub... that kind of relationship is tough to maintain. It becomes a daughter/mother platonic relationship once the new relationship excitement wears off and that's not where (or probably you) want to be.

>>7603424
The only way you're going to know for sure is to explore a relationship with a woman. Just be upfront about it and let her know you're not sure. That may put some women off from exploring with you but it's best to be honest from the start.

And there are no hard definitions. You could be a 5 on the kinsey scale, some hetero but mostly homo.

>>7603244
Alright taylor. Having sex with girls doesn't mean you're gay either ;^)

>>7603257
One of them has a gf tho. That sounds like classic male trash to me.

>tfw mouth stitch hasn't fallen out yet

It keeps getting caught on the food I eat, and it's driving me crazy. I want the bastard gone, but pulling even a tiny bit yields mega pain, and I don't want to fuck up my surgery by removing the stitch improperly.

>>7603620
Where can I find you bb

>>7603686
>when you become aroused when a girl tells about enduring her mother's sexual abuse of her
I'm a bad person and that's ok!

>>7603686
At least in that case we'd be closer than people who just work in one company and greet to each other several times a week.

And her marriage really pisses me off.
Ugh, if only I could find another job.

>>7603850
Yeah, but when things go south in the relationship and you have to stare at her every day, it makes for a very uncomfortable job.

>>7603898
Anyway, nothing is going to happen, so I should somehow force myself to stop feeling these ridiculous emotions.

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>>7603091
I want to believe

>>7603692
Shouldn't op explore a relationship with men instead? Seems like she's really sure of her interest in women, but not men.

>>7598525
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>>7604693
Oh gross. A lesbian doesn't recommend that. I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy. Go away you piece of shit male.

>>7604693
No, why would they
They basically said they don't feel comfortable with men and prefer women much more
>>7603424
It sounds like you're trying to force yourself to be attracted to men and you're clearly not enjoying it. If you only really care about women, can only imagine being with a relationship with one, and prioritize them over men (who you only at most find cute/attractive) then you're most likely lesbian, not bi.
Btw someone once said something like "Just because I'm lesbian and say a man looks nice doesn't mean I'm attracted to men, I know when a pair of shoes look good but that doesn't mean I wanna fuck it", thought it was kinda relevant

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>>7593214
In other news, you can get throat cancer from having oral sex with someone that is infected with HPV. The more pussy you eat, the more likely you are to sleep with someone that can fuck you up.

>>7602836
I don't have any friends of either gender. But it's easier for me to find things in common with dudes than grills.

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>>7602879
Blasians are ugly as fuck. Oh god the horror. Just... no. Not even once. Never blasians. God. It just brings out the worst of both worlds. Asians don't look good with black hair and dark skin and blacks don't look good with asian eyes and noses. You get this god awful frankenshit. Have you seen Tyga? Ugly as sin. Not even blasian children look good, which is strange because black and asian children are generally cuter than white and latino kids.

Moving on ok you pussy-addicted scum

>>7607105

>>7591785
1. Spot the tranny
2. Ignore the tranny
3. Repeat
4. Profit

>>7600837
Those stretch marks, that stomach. Bleugh.