/mtfg/: Male to Fight-warrior General

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first for anfBFGDJGBFDKFGBDDSKW

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>>7554978
>tfw overlsept in a nap and had scary dreams

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>>7554986
second for headpats

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I'm so hungry!

>>7554978
More like staying up late edition, gotem

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yeah quid's my big sis she looks just like me

I just went out to get some food and I wanted to get a headband too.
I got to the aisle but I bottled it and walked away.

Apparently baby steps are still too big for me ;_;

Mtfg seems dead lately
What happen?

>>7555008
quid likes little girls, and giving animal abusers money.

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>>7555020
do you think I could be quid's little girl?

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>>7555011
Shopping for things in person is a literal nightmare
I always end up getting a panic attack and think everyone's watching me, knowing I don't belong.
Super fun.

>>7555005
I wish I had someone to stay up late with

>>7555003
pizza

>>7555016
Elanna left

>>7555016
I dunno, I rarely show up here, but it being this dead definitely caught me off guard.

>tfw no Ufufu, Anna, Melly, Angie, other trips who have a lot of free time means no mtfg

>>7555025
>I wish I had someone to stay up late with
I don't really know you that well, but I'd stay up. No promises on sobriety though

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>>7555016
It's gotten boring, Ive tried to tell everyone to stop being boring but to no avail.

>>7555030
Sobriety is not a thing that's been happening with me lately

<3 everybody
Youre good people

>>7555025
Yeh I get like that too lol, I get so paranoid, also I'll stay up late with you uwu

tfw boring

>>7555023
go for it, she has money.

>>7555025
Buy me pizza!

>>7555034
You don't know that. I could be Hitler v2.0 lol

>>7555033
I used to drink a lot more than I do now, but I still get my share. Not sure if the slowdown is just me not caring anymore or just growing up, but either way it's not so bad.

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>>7555039
Okay, thank you mommy

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>>7555016
Got other shit to do. Work, boys, airsoft, learning makeup, all keeping me busy.

>>7555045
>Thinks she passes
>Learning makeup
>Airsoft
NO GIRL PLAYS AIRSOFT FAG

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>>7555042
>You don't know that. I could be Hitler v2.0 lol

but then Alex would be right, no?

>>7555045
I wish I had other shit to do to keep myself busy, all I do is work, come home, play league, eat and sleep. most depressing life

>>7555055
read books

>>7555051
EVERYONE IN THE CHAT TYPE ALEX IS A STUPID....

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>>7555050
Sorry I'll go inform the girls that do that they don't
>>7555055
Get some new hobbies or things to work on. My life would be like that if I only did videogames.

My bf wants to lewd me but I'm sick and anal hurts
What do

>>7555062
THERE ARENT ANY

>>7555043
be a good boy

>>7555065
I've been here. I usually just go for oral or a handy. If he's really assertive towards anal, generally I'm turned on enough at that point that anal just happens anyways, but yeah. For the most part, oral or hand.

>>7555060

>implying I can read

>>7555065
Give him a handjob

>>7555043
I may have an opening for you as a personal mirror

>>7555076
His penis is smelly
>>7555079
I'm bad at that

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>>7555055
same, but I go to uni instead of work, and I am too sad to play videogames and just look at the screen until its bed time

>>7555065
learn to be turned on by pain.
worked for me

http://transhealth.ucsf.edu/trans?page=guidelines-feminizing-therapy

put this in the new thread

>>7555078
you just did

>>7555082
How is it difficult to move ones hand up and down a bepis

>>7555068
Your new hobby is now stamp collecting. Have fun or come up with something better.

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britbong robot here from last week, I am still looking for a cute date near the London area.

We can have Korean food and catch a film after if you are still feeling it. M-maybe we could hold hands on the way back to the underground

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>>7555068
O..ohh..

>>7555082
you just gotta snuggle the penis

>>7555082
>His penis is smelly
What..? Does he not shower or something..?

Day one vs 10 months

https://unsee.
cc/toripabe/

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>>7555082
A butt-job then
cheek-job?
hotdog

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Good mornings, comrades

what have you done for the proletariat today?

>>7555083
>Too sad for vidya

Jesus Christ if I didn't play some vidyas I'd just rot away in bed

>>7555103
Holy shit Basic you're fucking gorgeous

>>7555103
You were practically a grill in looks before honestly. Looked FtM at best pre transition.

>>7555065
If you're sick and don't want to, just tell hem. If he throws a fit about it, he's just immature. Literally no one is entitled to sex whenever they want it.
>>7555091
Oryx I found just the guy for you.

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>>7555025
It takes a long time to get over that feeling of not belonging, its important to remember that if you start acting like you dont belong it will draw peoples attention and make them too think you dont belong- Have confidence, assert to yourself that you have a right to be where you are shopping for clothes and anyone who's staring at you is the one who's acting weird. Remember, fear is the mind killer.

>>7555103
>gril that let her facial hair grow out vs girl that shaved

>>7555088
This is awkward

>>7555103
Whoa, you've come a long way, very good.
>tfw your 20 months looks worse than basic's day one

>>7555114
>hem
I'm a literal fucking retard
>>7555110
Vidya become more and more boring the more I age :(

>>7555092
YOU UNDERSTAND AS A TRANSSEXUAL YOU ARE HELD UP TO A MUCH HIGHER GENDER STANDARD THAN A CIS PERSON, RIGHT?

>>7555103
Deleted already?

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>>7555110
bf makes me get out of bed or I regularly wouldnt because unless Ive to go to uni, there really is no point anyway

>>7555124
I'm 20 and still need my vidya, literally nothing else is relevant in my life right now

>>7555126
Are you ok anon? Why are you shouting?

>>7555083
I am but he just goes straight for my butte

>>7555089
Idk he doesnt like it

>>7555094
uwu

>>7555099
To be fair, the shower's moldy

>>7555106
I do this but I feel like I'm not doing enough for him ;;

>>7555114
I don't want to be that bitch :/

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>>7555126
I really don't care. If you're too insecure to do what you like then that's fine but I'm gonna keep doing me and that's gonna keep working out for me like it has so far.

>>7555128
Hey Phienchen, what do you do in bed all day?

>>7555110
>I'd just rot away in bed
yeah that's what i do now because i lost the desire to play vidya

>>7555103
Jeez, its amazing Basic! I'm jealous!

Also just cause I wanted an excuse to post that recent one, probably only time I will here

https://unsee
cc/gubitedo/

>>7555111
Sick dub trips
Also thank you. It's just makeup

>>7555113
I used to be really masc before that.
https://unsee.
cc/zidonure/

>>7555120
I thought I'd changed a lot since then :/

>>7555123
You're being too hard on yourself I'm certain anon

>>7555127
Yuuuuup

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>>7555137
I am not in bed all day cause he makes me get up
but I guess Id just lie there and be sad, maybe grab a laptop and shitpost here or something

Got a new dress for my date tomorrow. He's paying for us to eat at some really nice Chinese restaurant and then we're going to get a bottle of champagne. Is this living the dream?

>>7555143
You have, I was just joking that you've always looked like a girl, I'm sorry

>>7555130
Vidya, at this point, is more of a social thing to play with the lads.
>>7555134
>I don't want to be that bitch :/
Quite literally have a modicum of respect for yourself. I swear people have the strangest ideas about sex. Saying you don't want to fuck one night because you're ill doesn't make you a bitch or a bad partner.

>>7555144
Would you be mad if I kicked your boyfriend's butt in a ritualistic combat for mating rights?

>>7555128
I know the feel, I can't get myself out of bed if I don't have to, but I try and force myself to do something, even if it is just playing lol for 15 hours straight, going outside is out of the question and I have no irl friends to do stuff with, feelsbadman

>>7555143
post lady picture again I didn't see

>>7555128
Hi :3 are you training for our hon off or what?

>>7555140
Honestly I think me playing vidya and that being the only thing I do with my life is more sad than being too sad to play vidya

>>7555147
Nono it's ok, I'm just insecure so I took it the wrong way

>>7555142
Jesus that's so incredible seeing them side by side!

>>7555153
No (._. )

>>7555149
people on 4chan seem to get all their ideas about femininity and women from porn

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>>7555159
>But I am a bitch and a bad partner
>I never put out
Uh oh
This is not sounding good

>>7555149
I only only play vidya by myself, unfortunately

>>7555146
>Is this living the dream?
Clearly its not because just a few days ago you were bitching like mad about how awful life was and how unfair everything is.
>>7555159
Okay fine? But this person is talking about a single night where they have every reason to deny their partner sex.

>>7555162
okay sry

>>7555163
Well when you're not socialized as a woman...
:^)
>>7555170
Hey that's no fun. What games do you play?

>>7555146
Are you BYOB, or buying chinese champagne?

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>>7555151
I am absolutely loyal to him. in the event a fight looks bad for him Id join and cut the other person's throat.
weve been together for 3,5 years, it has always been us against the world. this is not gonna change.

>>7555154
dont need to train, Ill win EZ

>>7555149
>Quite literally have a modicum of respect for yourself

not them but why? most people dont even consider us people, so i dont consider myself a person either. I am more like furniture, to be used when wanted


>>7555152
yep pretty much like me. just without the lol.
if I had rl friends close Id probably still not go out often. the anxiety and stress wouldnt be worth it, no matter who I am with.

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hi.

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>>7555134
>To be fair, the shower's moldy
You know, I lived in a home with a few methheads once when times were pretty tough, so I really am not one to judge when it comes to homes or anything, but it sounds like your place could use some.. er... attention..

Side note: I saw my old roomates smoke from light bulbs. Never even imagined that was a thing. Should have been engineers or something, I swear...

>>7555143
>I used to be really masc before that.
>https://unsee.
>cc/zidonure/
Sadly the image was gone before I had a chance to look. This was me when I was 16 though for what that's worth.

>>7555175
I'm sorry anon

>>7555189
Awwhhhh you looked dorky and cute

>>7555177
League, Hearthstone, gay shit like that because my pc is literally a ww2 era toaster and refuses to run any other games I'd like to play

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hey mtfg
how are you
im about to spend the night at my gradparents

>>7555171
>Clearly its not because just a few days ago you were bitching like mad about how awful life was and how unfair everything is.
I guess my life is pretty fucking good

>>7555187
>tfw you will never tie up Phienchen's boyfriend to a chair after kicking his ass and force him watch me make love to Phienchen's butt

>>7555194
I'd say dorky is a fitting adjective for me even today honestly lol

>>7555195
My pals always drag me into playing league. If you want you can queue with us sometime. I'm not very good but my friends are. The game is hell on your own, I don't know how you manage it.
>>7555187
lol

>>7555196
Hi Smiles, I'm doing okay, thank you for asking.

>>7555196
Do they know you're a tranny?

>>7555196
Hi Smiles
I'm ok
Are your grandparents nice people?

>>7555188
sass?

>>7555196
I don't really know who you are, but you're cute for what that's worth.

>>7555196
Are you going to bake a pie with your grandmother and listen to your grandfather's war stories?
>>7555198
>I guess my life is pretty fucking good
Great, I'll remember this next time you have a meltdown.

>>7555187
>I am absolutely loyal to him. in the event a fight looks bad for him Id join and cut the other person's throat.
weve been together for 3,5 years, it has always been us against the world. this is not gonna change.
Fucking swoon. I want this.

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>>7555201
I wasnt joking.

>>7555199
reee

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guess who shoved 3 pillows down their pants?

>>7555210
Oh come on, I know you are loyal to him and all but it would be kind of hot.

>>7555196
doing p good, just had some chicken noodle soup i made and watching youtube vids now
Are your grandparents okay people? Do they know about you being trans?

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>>7555187
>I am absolutely loyal to him. in the event a fight looks bad for him Id join and cut the other person's throat.
>weve been together for 3,5 years, it has always been us against the world. this is not gonna change.
goals

>>7555213
I don't understand what's happening in this image? could someone explain it to me?

>>7555214
>actually into cucking
Is this a real thing now? I mean, I know this is 4chan, but come on.

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>>>/pol/106527008

Welp, I think it's a good time to kill myself now.

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i go to see my doctor tomorrow.

will hormones do anything for me?

will i ever be kawaii?

>>7555201
Ha yeh I don't know why I put up with it, it's garbage on your own, especially on the euw server where everyone mostly doesn't speak english so I have to try and decipher their seemingly braindead messages

>>7555222
>/pol/ played itself and got everyone to believe some shitty fanfiction about trump
lel

>>7555223
Aren't you a girl?

>>7555226
cyka
>>7555210
>I wasnt joking.
That's why I'm laughing.

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>>7555203
im really glad anon ^^
>>7555204
nope
thatll be fun
>>7555205
theyre nice people yeah
>>7555207
thanks c:
>>7555208
nah my grandfather tells me conspiracy theories >>7555216
;-; i want chicken noodle soup
yeah grandparents are nice but they dont know

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>tfw there isn't enough pictures of cute soviet girls to counterbalance phienchen

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>>7555238
Dw Americans are here

>>7555236
Given how you look, how can they not know?

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>>7555233
not yet, no.

i need hormones first.

>>7555231
Good ol' CIA
From overthrowing democratic regimes to being so lazy that they can't even find out the origin of a /pol/ fanfiction.
This is why I'll never trust a thing the CIA has to say about """""Russian""""" hacking.

>>7555236
>nah my grandfather tells me conspiracy theories
What kind?

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>>7555238

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>>7555213
front view.

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>>7555238
But comrade, you are a cute soviet girl.
>>7555236
Nice. What's his favorite?
>>7555240
>Vietnam era American soldier
Disgusting.

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>>7555240
I guess I'll have to ally with you for now to defeat the fascists

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>tfw had absolutely amazing sex last night
>tfw I was the one that left him a drooling retard that couldn't talk when we were done
>tfw fell asleep on his chest with his wrapped arms around me

good god did i needed that tho. I'm staring to get rely confident in more things and comfortable doing then. I think the initial growing pains of tran life is fading

>>7555253
Oh good, you can start with North Korea and Iran.

>>7555252
true

>>7555254
<3 korra
You deserve your happiness ^_^

>>7555254
Iktf

>>7555253
Not soviet, alternate universe imperial japan; note how she's holding a katana.

>>7555254
I hope I can make it there some day

>>7555223
idk they can't hurt at least. good luck.

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>>7555256
but Iran is an Islamic theocracy
and North Korea is a bourgeoisie fairy tale to slander the people's movement

>>7555260
>tfw you will never grow up in alternate universe imperial japan

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i feel like cowl neck sweaters are awesome.

>>7555268
Feels
fucking
good

>tfw socialised male
>tfw idiot
>tfw almost full male puberty
>tfw no communication ability
why would i continue with such a bad hand?

>>7555260
How do you know it's not alternate universe mediaeval England you filthy weeaboo

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>>7555267
>Iran is an islamic theocracy
Similar in ideology to Fascist Slovakia and the Rexist Party of Belgium.

North Korea is like fascist Italy desu, except even more of a shit-hole.

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>>7555273
Because you can always improve you fucking bellend.

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>>7555272
no I want to be deathmarched

>>7555273
nothing to lose

>>7555274
Because I know what the visual novel it comes from is about.

>>7555273
For the pure banter m8

>>7555278
thats not hookes law

>>7555282
Confirmed weeaboo

>>7555278
>>7555280
that's putting lipstick on a pig now

>>7555283
i don't banter

imagine if you made a pair of skates out of kippers

get it cause then youd be making one fish out of another fish

>tfw your ribs poke out as much as your boobs

>>7555286
lipstick is agp

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>>7555252
Sorry but just gonna have to say no u
>>7555288
>tfw bottom rib pokes out for some reason

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>>7555276
we have Nazis to deal with currently

>>7555288
What fucking disease do you have

>>7555288
same

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>>7555291
why;-;
>>7555294
ribs shaped like a damn triangle

>>7555286
Just do banter this once

>>7555298
okay

you are only as good as i am

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>>7555293
You mean the less than 1% of people in your country who don't actually matter?

>>7555279
Go to the Philippines you pinay whore.
>>7555284
Dude you act like I know what physics is.
>>7555286
>now
Not in the future you limey cunt.

>>>/g/58417019
tfw triggered by a /g/ thread
how the fuck?

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>>7555288
iktf

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>>7555288
I have flared ribs too

Anyone have flared ribs due to pectus excavatum? Because that's me right now.

>tfw a good day ends up sad
I am so fucking terrible.

I don't think this biotin is working
I want my £6 back

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My face is sore and looks all gross after electrolysis. reeeeeeeeee

>>7555322
my face is grosser but less sore after not having electrolysis

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I don't get why when people critique sjws on manspreading, they say they have to or their balls will be crushed.

I sit with my legs together all the time and mine aren't.

>>7555322
Making progress towards not looking hairy though, so that's good.

>>7555328
Manspreading is hella comfy, and its easy to sit with your legs closed when you have tiny girl balls.
Fuck right off

>>7555163
I KNOW. Men and women. I guess that's why I have a hard time feeling submissive? I don't want it to be a power thing.

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>>7555328
I don't give a shit if guys have their legs open. Having your legs spread apart too far doesn't need a special term like manspreading, that's just called being an asshole. It is uncomfortable sometimes to keep your leg's as closed as a woman's if your nuts aren't tucked up, and I wouldn't expect a man to do that. I don't want to feminize men.

>>7555332
fair enough

>>7555328
I've always had thunder thighs
honestly my legs are like 75% of my body weight
I have to be skeleton mode or I look like a pear

"When we sit down at a restaurant and they say ladies, I think they must have missed you at the table"

"B...ut that's every time"

>>7555288
same, especially when lying down, which would make me insecure about snuggling and sutff
>>7555328
tfw no gay communist anime

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>tfw have to wait a week for my bra to get here
reee I hate that everything on amazon was garbage quality so I had to buy somewhere else
>>7555317
hugg anon
>>7555334
>I don't want to feminize men
boo
>>7555309
>tfw the threads with the trans girls in thigh highs used to make me feel weird

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>>7555328
Also it's not always about crushing, sometimes the sack just sticks to the leg and shit like
If it's more comfortable for a guy to have his legs open a bit let him wtf
Also yknow how guys like to cross their leg over their knee because it's more comfortable?
yeah im pretty sure that's a hip thing
I know it's more comfortable for me to sit like this than the lady version
>>7555343
>boo
Hey, cute boys are fine but I need a good supply of manly men for me to enjoy.

>>7555344
Hey Grace whatcha been up to?

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I think I'm gonna leave this place for a while, not exactly good for my mental health.
See ya.

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>>7555234
>That's why I'm laughing.

wow, thats really rude

>>7555217
I know you mean this differently, but in our case it has a lot to do with our lives being really terrible cause of outside things. I wouldnt wish this on anyone.
but I guess it has upsides. we both dont get upset at all over little things, makes for a harmonic relationship.
we paid a hefty price for that though

>>7555328
The only time I care about manspreading is when the guy has someone sitting next to him and his legs are in what should be their space.
Otherwise, men can sit with their legs as far apart as they want.

>>7555334
>I don't want to feminize men.
But femboys are best boys. uwu

I ate 1 large pizza wit onions. I'm a piggu oink oink.

>>7555328
I have BULL TESTICLES that sit at my asshole when sitting. I don't think I have the poise to sit cross legged either. Fml

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>>7555355
I figured that's how it was for you, and I admire that you two got through it and still have each other going strong today
>>7555358
i
like
meeeeeeeeeeeen
>>7555349
Hey
Eating some dinner and looking at makeup stuff while I watch movie clips on youtube
how about you anon

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Just had the weirdest fucking door-to-door salesman
>doesn't knock, just shouts "HELLO" at the door
>I'm expecting a delivery so rush to the door and say hi
>when I open it his face flashes with recognition and he says
>"Ahh, a beautiful lady behind ze door!"
>he's like 5'5"
>oh he's trying to sell me an electricity plan
>he keeps trying to make smalltalk
>keep shutting him down
>he leaves with a very intense look on his face, like I'd told him to go fuck himself
Why do people think that flattering an obvious tranny is a good sales tactic?
Do people really think we're that oblivious?


>>7555350
Give me strength

>>7555360
me too
oink

>>7555358
Exactly
>>7555355
I don't speak to furniture.

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I want a bf!

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>>7555344
manspreading isn't about having your legs open a bit it's about taking up more space than you need to and being inconsiderate to others.

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need a gf (male)

>>7555369
Well yeah that right there is being an asshole, how about you say something instead of throwing a passive aggressive fit across social media that annoys the fuck out of everyone

>>7555372
Is that Natalie Mars

>>7555374
yeah of course but I don't think there is anything wrong for people to complain about it online if they want.

>>7555362
Just finishing up some college assignments and getting ready for bed. What movie clips are you watching?

>>7555364
Oink oink! Piggu sisters! <3

>trouble with dry hair
>someone suggested hair cream
>sounded good
>bought some hair cream
>rubbed it deep into my scalp
>woke up
>bald, shiny head
>check the tube
>"hair _removal_ cream"
you live and learn...

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>>7555365
youre funny, Ill kill you last

>>7555362
ya, it definitely has upsides

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>>7555381
I hope you sleep well anon ~
It was Casino, I've been on a mob kick lately

>>7555387
that's not how it works

-t second degree chemical burn victim

do i need a doctors approval for facial feminization surgery?

>>7555397
not in spain you don't

>>7555361
Get hrt, testicles shrink.Cross legs like a gril.

>>7555403
is that really how it works?

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Why am I so weird about accepting gifts from people, and even weirder about actually using them?

>>7555404
Mine got smaller I'm pretty sure.

>>7555328
I think moderate manspreading not extreme shit like>>7555369 is just proper

>>7555403
I can't wait for this, I hate my balls

>>7555398
Neither in mexico

I got like a week off from work since they are cutting hours what should I do

>>7555415
orgy

>>7555411
mine are so unrecognizable any more, they're basically always pushed up into those little hip cavities. It's like they're not even there.

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how do I get a bf/gf?

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12080524

http://www.strawpoll.me/12080524

http://www.strawpoll.me/12080524

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>>7555420
Talk to people until you find one that clicks with you

who /thickhair/ here?
tell me your woes

>>7555424
I wish it was that easy

>>7555404
Not right away, but in due time.

>>7555407
Gracie has small ballz! <3

>>7555411
Balls will be small.

>>7555426
I cut it short.
>>7555420
be cyoot
>>7555419
Isn't that a little jarring?

>>7555403
Trying to get it on the legal, but my therapists are fucking around. I NEED stress relief. I'm going nuts.

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>>7555434
I cut it short.

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>take pic that I think looks feminine
>99% male on face++
>take pic that i think looks more masculine
>99% female on face++
Alright I'm just being memed at this point
>>7555424
how do you talk to people?

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>>7555430
It is though
really
trust me
its kind of amazing
>>7555438
what

>>7555430
What about it isn't that easy?

>>7555415
Vote for Trump! He'll keep jobs in America!

Oh wait. Nevermind

>>7555434
your a boy, what do boys like?
>>7555441
>>7555440
I'm socially stunted or something

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>>7555445
You talk to me fine, find a boy online to talk to!

>>7555442
He's not even in office yet you dip.

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>>7555350
bye for now emu
>>7555421
masc but beggers can't be chosers

>>7555436
Yes :)
>>7555445
Varied things. You don't need to be what "boys like", yknow? Just be a good Eva and some boy will.

>>7555448
but I'm bad at it I think
>>7555452
idk if a good Eva is what anyone wants

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>>7555452
>Just be a good Eva and some boy will.
yup, that's how it works
and maybe youll find a master that trains you a little bit but if you're into that that's okie

>>7555455
>idk if a good Eva is what anyone wants
You're really hard on yourself. Become an interesting person if you think that's the case. Read and learn, pick up an instrument, make yourself the most attractive person in all of NE and the boys will be coming for you.
>>7555456
>and maybe youll find a master that trains you a little bit but if you're into that that's okie
Grace, don't put ideas in her head.

>>7555431
I hope it reduces my genital dypshoria enough so I don't have to get srs :\

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>>7555456
wait what?
>>7555461
I think grace wants to corrupt me ><

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>>7555461
Why would I do that? Ideas are Master's job.
>>7555467
Maaaaaaaaaybe a little bit. That was kind of a joke and kind of me wanting to see how you'd react to that.

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>>7555434
Not at all. I don't have to worry about them sticking to the side of my thigh, makes it super easy to tuck flawlessly (no tape necessary), I don't get dysphoric about them and I'm pretty sure my T production is fucking wrecked.
It's all good in the hood.

Rate my boymode

https://unsee.
cc/zenisuga/

>>7555467
Listen...I dunno what you're into. You seem like a submissive person so desu I wouldn't be surprised if you're kind of interested in the things Grace is talking about, or something similar, but honestly protect yourself. Those kinds of relationships can become abusive and toxic and that won't be good for your mental health.

How do I get prettier. You all make me dysphoric as heck :(

>>7555474
>>7555469
I'm scared now

>>7555461
but I'm in NE ;~;

>>7555473
0/10 you look like a girl you fag

>>7555473
Boymode fail, sorry.

>>7555465
If your genital dysphoria is mostly focused on your balls, then you could always get an orchi with no srs.

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>>7555476
He's not wrong. You gotta trust someone with that sort of thing, so if you do like that and go down that road, be careful and pick who you serve to carefully. Remember that you're always in control and can stop things at any time, it all hinges on you being willing to go through with it.

>>7555473
-10/10, you don't even kinda look like a boy.

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>>7555482
I don't quite understand

>>7555476
Shh, just be smart Eva.
>>7555477
The sun is millions of miles away from NE
>>7555469
Because Eva is a little desperate and needy (sorry Eva) and I don't want her to become dependent on some dominant person in a dysfunctional relationship. She's been taken advantage of enough already Grace please.
>>7555471
I guess man. If my balls were suddenly hidden I'd freak out but you know...cis.
>>7555473
You look like a girl desu.

>>7555475
Same senpai. I am in a very abusive relationship with this whole board.

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>>7555486
well like
yeah
I am planning on getting srs when I can afford it
It's not like I want that junk down there

>>7555486
>im cis
Lmao no you arent. Keep repressing bud

>>7555479
I look like a fag you girl

>>7555483
These are like the last of my boy clothes. I was gonna wear this to a gig we're playing this month where I have to be a front man

>>7555480
>>7555486
I can't say I'm upset about it desu
But it's scary. I'm not ready to be a girl

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>>7555486
Relax, I'm here for her. I just gave her a bit of like, serious real talk advice >>7555482 and if I did notice things looking unhealthy in one of her relationships I'd say something to her. I did for Alex >>7555169 , I know that's a single post but we talked more on discord and I will continue to do my best to keep Alex or any of my friends from becoming abused. It wasn't much more than a joke and I'd never seriously advise Eva to get into something like that if she didn't understand it and couldn't handle it.
>>7555485
What's got you confused?

Just ate a whole can of clams is my iron deficiency cured yet?

>>7554978
i feel like i looked cute today but i was probably wrong.

anyway, i hope you all are having a good day.

i love you all and i want you all to be happy and succeed.

>>7555473
looks like kayla a bit, if she got ffs of course

>>7555496
>front man
Front """""man""""".

>>7555503
You're your own worst critic so I bet you looked better than you thought

>>7555496
You are in a band?

>Working on that endless drone project
>Interested in EDF units because smaller and cooler than a propeller
>Everything on the market is completely unsuitable for multirotor drones
>High pitch blades and small diameter for fast forward flight so no good for hovering
>Hard to find counter-rotating versions of EDFs which is essential for multirotor operation
So I was thinking "gap in the market" and shifted focus from the drone to designing an EDF unit that would work well on multirotors. There are only 2 problems, the market for this is tiny if it even exists and I'm a dumbass college dropout with no money so my attempts to manufacture turbomachinery may end in flames. Idk I'm just reeling off my thoughts here, Is this retarded or should I soldier on?
tl;dr
>Found possible gap in market
>Market is tiny
>Product is complex to build and I am unskilled
>Should I spend what little money I have on this?

>>7555505
>looks like kayla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrne2-gOoqU

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rate my boimode

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>>7555502
maybe I can be your iron tonight

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>>7555502
>Just ate a whole can of clams
eeew :(

>>7555501
>>7555486
I just want to be held :c

>>7555512
11/10
would watch football and drink beer with

>>7555493
I MEAN
I guess
>>7555495
I really like my penis though. Its my best pal.
>>7555496
You better get ready then.
>>7555501
That's good then.

>>7555510
give your idea to reddit.

>>7555502
you can get prescriptions for that my mom takes them

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7555555

>>7555510
I don't even know what an EDF is so I don't feel qualified to answer that question.

The other option is fancy soap, That's still in the pipeline. Family are v. enthusiastic about it, I like it too but find the shopkeeper's demands for fancy packaging to be a pain.

>>7555512
Nice phone case.
>>7555519
I fucking wish she would watch football.
>>7555518
Find a nice sweet guy to cuddle with or something. Platonic cuddle with a girl I dunno senpai.

>>7555505
Kaykay needs ffs less than I do desu

>>7555507
Yeah front man (girl(male))

>>7555509
A few atm. Hopefully another now that I have a lot more time.

>>7555513
Maybe you can be her clam.

>>7555515
I ate an entire pizza and a cake by myself for dinner, it all better go to my hips and boobs.

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>>7555518
Well there's all sorts of things you can do for that, sweetie.

>>7555363
Its better to straight out tell them that you dont want anything.

It would also be way more rude to say Good Day Sir! but that is probably not far from it. But dont take sales people seriously, their job is worse than yours.

>>7555511
>video
looks a lot like homura

>>7555512
les bean

>>7555525
You don't need to know really it's more of a business question than a technical one.

>>7555501
>talking about me behind my back
Grace...

>>7555527
just get a shitty retail job

>>7555481
yeah might just do that, guess I'll see after hrt

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>>7555544
Yes? Do you think that post isn't archived and people don't know what it was? I disclosed barely anything, relax.

>>7555513
W-wow tough as nails

>>7555515
Wat
There's like no flavor to them
They're not really exciting though

>>7555523
Yeah I think I'm going to invest in some women's multis I'm not getting enough iron in my diet or something

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I don't know what I am doing

tfw no rubb

>>7555524
No

7555555 and I transition with a bang

>>7555531
Hopefully. It will probably go there and a few other places.

>>7555533
like what?
>>7555528
idk how to get that though

>>7555539
Go with the project that you feel passionate about, I guess?

>>7555512
You look like a FTM I know but with glasses. Cute room.

>>7555520
How2getready

>>7555557
You should transition anyway
With or without a bang

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>>7555562
You could be held by simply a friend, for instance, silly.

>>7555551
Please do not talk about me behind my back >~<

>>7555556
*rubb*

>>7555512
I think we have a similar face shape maybe.

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>tfw no 7555555

>>7555571
uwu

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why do the california rules of court make me do this.

>>7555570
you and snicks are like my only friends

>>7555552
idk what it is about shellfish. I love salmon, cod, halibut, calamari, but shellfish, crab and shrimp are soooo gross.

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>>7555571
Do you wanna never be talked about or something
>>7555576
If you can be friends with us two, you can make more

>>7555548
Yeah, you have time to decide.

Before I started hrt, I thought I'd eventually get srs, but now I'm not sure if I have enough genital dysphoria to make it worth it.

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>>7555530
Idk what a clam is

>>7555552
is that an idiom?
pls dont bully the intellectually disadvantaged (me)

>>7555573
We were so close too. ;_;