/mtfg/: Male to Free Thinking Individual General

>>7556036
budd olive

maeve and olive are my trip crushes

>>7556036
You're not Eva????
>>7556030
Doesn't mean it won't work now.
But that is unfortunate. America is great yknow
>>7556035
That's...difficult. To be honest this is something hard to really fix.

>>7556044
What does it mean to budd someone?

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>>7556036
>tfw Persona 3 Portable isn't your life
Why even live?

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>>7556044
bungee nim

>no one will ever have a trip crush on you
I wish I was cool

>>7556023
The fuck? How did you change your voice that fast?

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>>7556036
>tfw ywn be cute enough to be someones crush

>>7556043
im not a nice person.

>>7556049
i dont see how talking to some pretentious pill pusher who's predisposed to force me down a certain path determined by the lens they see the world through can help me.
"the problem is inside you, just fix it" never worked before.

>>7556050
to buddi

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I ate some cake
now my tummy hurts

>>7556055
how are you pham

>>7556061
yeah you're nice to me

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>>7556049
You're not Alexander!

>>7556057
loads of people do though - and that's all the more impressive because few of them know what you look or sound like

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>>7556061
>tfw ywn be cute enough to be someones crush
iktf

>>7556057
>tfw my trip crush faked her suicide just to get away from me
Could not have gone any worse.

>>7556063
eat more cake until it stops hurting

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>>7556028 (Eva)
vocaroo.com/i/s18q7j2mbnvD

>>7556031(anon)
vocaroo.com/i/s1cwxxhmYema

>>7556070
;)

>>7556021
>>7556047
rubb

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Mix recorded for broadcast tomorrow

>>7556057
;_;

brb walking into the ocean with my pockets filled with stones.

>>7556070
ur my trip crush
>>7556061
ur my trip crush

>>7556069
no they don't
>>7556071
that's awful ;_;
>>7556075
please link?

>>7556083
does it have wub

>>7556068
Who is Alexander?

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>>7556059
vocaroo.com/i/s1kwhcD04uf5

>>7556083
maybe this one will actually be good

i mean, stranger things have happened

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>>7556066
i dont think i am

>>7556070
suffering

>>7556090
ur also my trip crush

>>7556088
:c

>>7556095
yeah you are stop disagreeing with me >:(

>>7556070
I was somebody's crush for a while, back when I had a trip; the secret is to never post your photos so they like you for some reason other than how you look.

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>>7556066
Im gud
I made this for lunch

i think i understand that you all want me to stop posting here so much

>>7556091
No but like 90% of it is from my vinyl collection

>>7556094
rood

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>>7556089
>literally giving pity crush

>>7556109
is it funkywunky

>>7556105
LAUREN

>>7556110
i saw your pic, don't think you can hide your cuteness from me

>>7556104
it looks tasti

was it tasti

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>>7556101
when have i ever been nice to you
youve been nice to me but i dont remember the other way around

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>>7556092
FOOL


play godhand

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>>7556090
practice it every day as long as you can without damaging your throat if say at least 30 mins link :

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/?client=ms-android-att-us

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i should learn how to be a secretary or something
and then go do that
instead of working fast food
also the shower turned cold on me while i was in it ;_;

>>7556105
lauren no

>>7556093
Yeah how did you change your voice so fast?
>>7556090
It's so cringe all I can do is laugh and say I have wizard powers. It's like I conjured up some virgin energy ball and blasted it at her Dragonball Z style.

>>7556116
talking to me is good enough for me

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>>7556114
if you think this man face is cute then you need to get your fucking eyes checked

>make a clever wordplay
>have a brain fart and accidentally type a slightly different word instead of the one you were thinking of, completely ruining the joke
Go on, name a worse feel than this.

>>7556078
>;)
o\\\o
>>7556102
>the secret is to never post your photos
oh, well that explains it then
>>7556105
ily lauren

(you) are my crush

>>7556115
It was a lil bit too salty so I think i'll put more honey in with the marinade next time

I wanna learn so many recipes
I love cooking, even if it's just a simple meal

>>7556134
wtf really

>>7556129
>not a cis girl

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>>7556129
being alive

>>7556129
dysphoria

>>7556112
Idk if that's the word I'd use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teikt7l96u4

>>7556117
I don't play bad games.

I never realized how expensive hair products are
can't I just buy the cheapest stuff?

>>7556105
Don't fall for the quit /mtfg/ posting meme

>>7556144
I will fuck you up

>>7556129
When you stay up all night doing cocaine and have to go into work and you're literally dozing off standing up while trying to cut bell peppers

>>7556134
don't you have a bf? is he going to beat me up?

>>7556137
Yes

>>7556135
I wish i knew how to cook

>>7556135
>I love cooking, even if it's just a simple meal
what a coincidence, i love eating, even if it's just a simple meal

we'd make a good pair

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>>7555944
>>7556120
gettin real sick of seeing you sadpost here lately, you've been a miserable sack of shit every single day ever since you let your dumb friends make you """reconsider""" that guy you really liked so stop being a dumbass and go back to him already jesus FUCKING christ

>>7556142
can you make it funkywunky

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>>7556122
vocaroo.com/i/s0gSkg6x0wxj

???

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I like girls. They're so good and great. I have a girlfriend and we've been together for two years now. We live together and it's just wonderful. Every night I get to fall asleep with cuddles and a big kiss on my forehead, and every morning I get to wake up next to her and smell her morning breath and feel nice and cozy. She's so warm and soft and gentle and I'm going to be her wife one day. She promised and gave me a ring, and then I went and bought an identical ring so we could match! She sneaks up on me and gives me surprise hugs and kisses and she likes my cooking and she likes being the big spoon and I feel so safe and loved and cared for. I love coming home with her favorite milk teas and snacks to surprise her. I just love spoiling her in general because she deserves it. She spoils me, too, when she can. I like it a whole lot. I'm going to be her wife once we're more stable financially and she's going to be my wife. I love her so much. So, so, so much. She's just so good to me. Gentle and kind and caring and smart and pretty and sweet and loving... I love her. I can't wait to marry her.

>>7556151
He's not too jealous. He doesn't need to be cuz I'd never cheat on him.

>>7556157
It was nice to see the depressionposting outright stop for once when she found this dude but haha so much for that.

>>7556163
gay

>>7556157
You're that guy aren't you anon?

>>7556163
gay

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>>7556157
>>7556165
Harassing me about this only drives me further away from the entire situation.

>>7556163
gay

>>7556163
can I have one too

hi birdy and crew hows it going

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>>7556163
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late.

>>7556160
The latter
>tfw Korra is making me look like a hon
I'm happy for you I guess.

>>7556157
This. Birdy was the best thing that ever happened to Grace and she threw the opportunity away. Personally, I would never accept Grace back if I were Birdy, but if she messaged him right now and attempted to reconcile, I bet he's the sort of person who would give her another chance.

>>7556149
This is not what I had hoped for.
>>7556155
You can always learn! Its a lot of fun, like chemistry.

>>7556179
you're supposed to post an image of faye along with this pasta

>>7556169
it isn't harrassment so much as its just wanting the best for you retard. you genuinely seemed happy for once and now you're right back where you were. its really annoying actually and i might filter you, cause the fix is right in front of you but you just wanna be sad I guess.

>>7556185
i wish i knew chemistry so i could poison people who are mean to me

>>7556184
birdy always forgives no matter how bad we treat him ;_;

>>7556159
Sadly no, it's e-tard music

>>7556190
You can do that just by being really bad at cooking.

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>>7556185
>Its a lot of fun, like chemistry.
chemistry is a lot of fun, particularly when it's with hanna

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>>7556184
lol dude

I want to lick birdy's asshole

>>7556190
Cyanide=bad
Why is this hard?

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>>7556184
>but if she messaged him right now and attempted to reconcile, I bet he's the sort of person who would give her another chance.
Bwahaaha this is so blatant
>>7556188
I'm so sick of this "You genuinely seemed happy" meme
One man cannot carry my happiness alone
It wasn't all thanks to him
He made me happy but it wasn't some magical cure all shit
I was just happy at the fucking time

>>7556190
I wish I knew gypsy magic so I could send people who are mean to me to hell, like in drag me to hell.

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>>7556184
omg
maybe the fact that birdy has been left twice now by like three different girls from here is an indication of him being not that great a person to be with.

Claire left him for a child for fucks sake.
What does that say about him?

>>7556186
I don't save pictures of trips like everyone else here

>>7556185
Well you will be getting a taste of these fists my friend
just you wait
I'll kick your ass into the milky-way

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>>7556183
vocaroo.com/i/s0v8dTANUD14

>>7556157
It's super easy to manipulate grace and her friends do it all the time, even if it's the complete opposite of what she wants.

>>7556195
but funkywunky is best

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>>7556166
>>7556168
>>7556171
>>7556172
Get on OkCupid. I know it sounds like a bad idea, but one night I was drunk and lonely and made one and answered a bunch of questions about my preferences and a few days later it linked me to her profile. I clicked like, and then she read my profile and clicked like and the website asked us if we wanted to chat and we did. After a while we swapped numbers and started texting each other, and I knew she was special when our first real conversation via text messages was about Scythian mummies with tattoos. It worked for me and I'm so happy it did. We had a bit of an awkward first date because we're both super introverted and all that, but then when we were waiting for the train to go back, she asked me if she could try something, and when I said yes she kissed me on the cheek. Then I asked her if I could try something and did the same when she said yes. Then she stuck her tongue down my throat and I was confused, but we went back to my apartment and made out and it was awesome. It's been two years now and I love her so much. I'm going to be her wife soon, too! But yeah, OkCupid is your friend.

i'm currently downloading 1.6 gigabytes of space pictures from hubble to shitpost with

>>7556193
We don't deserve Birdy.

>>7556199
>>7556203
>>7556205
Laugh all you want, but Grace will probably never find someone as good as him ever again.

>>7556210
t. the CEO of okcupid

>>7556211
too many picture

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>>7556160
you sound more like a man than i do lol
and i sound awful lmao

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>>7556203
>he made me happy
>I was just happy at the time
while you were with him, and then suddenly you were a depressed piece of shit after your friends pulled you away from him.
:thinking:

>>7556208
Fine it's funkywunky

>>7556213
trip on birdy
>>7556211
space is cool

>open FL studio
>press "random"
>goes platinum

I've become jealous of Korra, this isn't healthy.

Mtfg sure has a lot of reruns these days

>>7556216
But you're a cis girl chara
it would be unfair to compare your voice to anyone else's

i'm currently downloading 1.6 gigabytes of sissy porn from faye's hard drive to shitpost with

>>7556205
He's actually a really good guy it's just that the people he attracts are evil.

>>7556227
Like any long running soap opera eventually you run out of original plotlines to use.

>>7556227
Whenever you put a bunch of catty assholes in the same place there are bound to be repetitions of stupid ass drama

>>7556083
I'm.confused don't yu broadcast today usually?

>>7556229
I heard Faye makes her own sissy porn.

>>7556223
Oh hey, I'll chat to you on Skype soon.

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>>7556215
just enough picture

>>7556223
it is

>>7556237
i'm a star

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>>7556223
vocaroo.com/i/s0dq0Rwwbmv2

>>7556163
Aww, that sounds really nice. :3

>>7556169
running away from the truth of said situation isn't how you fix it

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>retarded dad wants to live in California no matter what and won't even consider Oregon or Washington

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>>7556227
You're just witnessing the slow, entropic decay of your snug little community. People are bored, angry and sad, with more and more of them resorting to constant sadposting because they have nothing of substance to say, no hobbies to discuss, nothing that interests them that they want to talk about beyond base gossip and drama.

And there's nothing you can do to stop it.

>>7556221
:3

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>tfw guy friend isn't running his own company yet so I can't work for him

>>7556190
That's mean.
>>7556197
WHAT
>>7556205
I don't have this game
>>7556227
>>7556235
Dis

>>7556252
maybe i should poison myself

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>>7556190
poison me

am i making the thread worse

>>7556214
If I were the CEO of okcupid I would have gotten surgery by now. Also, I'm not a wealthy Jewish man. I'm a broke American woman who was not very good at being a man.

>>7556254
With alcohol. Let's get drunk senpai

>>7556228
im not cis lmaooo

>>7556257
yes you're worthless trash kys

>>7556249
>Posting cartoon frogs on a Bhutanese camel shearing imageboard at 6am

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>>7556263
The early bird gets the worm, Shakira.

>>7556155
>I wish i knew how to cook
Cooking is pretty easy to pick up. Start with some simple recipes and try making something you have a craving for. After making dishes a few times I rarely even need the recipe anymore. Eventually you will expand your repertoire and figure out what works with what and start making your own recipes too.

>>7556261
but im a lightweight

>>7556262
you don't know how little that means coming from you

>>7556270
Lucky you.

Remember to do butt exercises bc hrt will put fat on ur legs but if it's not toned it might look gross idk ur doctor says to exercise too

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>>7556262
sure thing cissy
>>7556259
sure thing Mr. Goldmanbergstein

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>>7556272
are you still mad at me

>>7556276
or you could get BBL

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>>7556248
It's okay, my dad is the same and he's a Swede, no less. A fucking Swede.
>>7556244
It is really nice. I can't wait to be her wife. She told me that if everything works out with her career plans, she wouldn't mind me being a housewife, which is like my dream. I'm still studying and have career plans just in case that doesn't work out, but still. In addition to being pretty much engaged to the woman I love I also have a chance of being her housewife. It's like a dream come true, except for the part where I'm trans.

>>7556277
IM NOT CIS LEAVE ME ALONE

>>7556275
no ive never really gotten drunk before it's scary

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>>7556135
Me and my friend are going to go shopping for cheesecake ingredients tomorrow and see a movie. I love cheesecake so much. I'm super excited
>>7556093
It's impressive at how much you've changed your voice. Good for you!
>>7556226
Why? Even though it's a marked improvement from her guy voice it's still not all that great compared to a cis girl. Plus it's not like she's doing anything you can't do.
>>7556239
Is this one of the new pics?

>>7556285
You're going ftm on us?

>>7556287
That's loser talk

>>7556290
maybe i'll pass if i do that <3

>>7556291
okay drink with me

>>7556287
Part of being an adult means facing your fears.

>>7556281
With who's money

>>7556272
I thought you and chara were bestfriends?

>>7556277
It's Goldbergsteinman, actually.
>>7556278
You're kind of rude, so probably.

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what are some jobs i could do with a bit of job experience and a highschool diploma

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>>7556299
I don't really think im that rude honestly.

>>7556298
not particularly no

>>7556296
can you teach me how to be an adult

>>7556298
it's a very tsundere relationship

>>7556305
Escorting

>>7556296
If that's what makes you an adult, then I'm going to put off facing my fears for a few years. I'm almost 21 and I am not ready for adulthood yet.

>>7556307
ye hmu
>>7556305
Retail or starbucks.

>>7556305
I'd suggest barista but these days you need at least a bachelor's for that.

>>7556305
Camming

>>7556307
what did he/she do?

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>In bed unable to sleep
>Feeling really uncomfortable
>Suddenly picture myself as a "man"
>It doesn't feel "right"
>This puts me on the verge of tears

Is this how it begins?

I've never liked my dick either, I've always thought that it was in the way more than anything else.

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>>7556306
...really?

>>7556322
Posted a pic of her

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>>7556307
aww, i had fun playing space station with you <3

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>>7556288
its not from the big collection but its one i just downloaded yes

>>7556319
>at least a bachelor's for that
it feels like you need a masters to work as a secretary for christs sake
i hate this world

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>>7556288
Omg jealous
I'm trying to cut down on dairy because I'm getting a bit chub in my tum but maybe there's a vegan cheesecake recipe that wouldn't wreak havoc on my bmi
I could just start jogging but fuck that right

>>7556299
my bad ; ^ )

>>7556324
fate was against you anon
there's nothing you can do now but transition

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>>7556325
I try to be nice.

>>7556326
to be fair, she did egg me on about not having it.

>>7556305
Waitressing. Try to get your foot in at a really classy place. The tips alone could keep you afloat if you worked your ass off.

>>7556324
yep
time to buy hrt

>>7556211
>1.6gb
That's a lot. Pic related is my folder of saved files(images, videos, and a few documents) from years of shitposting.

>>7556284
Well I'm glad you found someone you feel that way about.
I wish I could have a relationship that's half as wonderful as yours sounds.
Good luck with your future plans and getting married!

Boob jobs, yay or nay?

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>>7556339
Fuck, I forgot the image.

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>>7556288
ty <3

>>7556305
If you have a drivers' license and car you could do uber or lyft or something like that.

>>7556345
do you ever plan on going into porn?

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>>7556205
I mean Claire was with the guy for almost a year and a couple months from now and they would have met in person. He dropped pretty much everything and even completely left this general and rarely talked to his friends so he could focus entirely on work and having a place for her in his life. She even regularly posted about how she was very much in love with him and how great he was, etc, but then she kind of just gave up the dream and went transbian on him and chased a 15 year old tranny.

What he and Grace have though is this long-running, super cute love/hate thing and I'm sure there'd only be room for love if her friends didn't hate him for the wrong reasons and weren't so selfish and manipulative because that's really the only thing keeping them apart, if she could factor them out of how she thinks and feels I believe they could be very happy together.

I wanna be an escort desu but men are so gross. How do you tell guys you'll do them for money?

what are you listening to rn /mtfg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa-ONNxcxFc

>>7556335
I thought her whole thing is that she would say she's never posted a pic even though she obviously has. It was like a running joke for a while.

>>7556345
if you want them sure I guess but don't get gross fake looking ones

>>7556345
Yay if you have no boobs and pay out the ass for a good surgery. Nay if you already have decent boobage and/or go with a cheaper surgeon.

>>7556357
no beep that's bad

>>7556358
https://youtu.be/sbgX_CYtSK8

>>7556358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcBFTzXwPmQ

>>7556357
idk if escorting is a good idea red seems pretty messed up

>>7556346
I used to save a lot of pictures but i recently just stipped my computer of all the files i never use and just went back to basics except for cool collections of pictures like the rockets and rainbows and space stuff i have and ive been rotating the same dozen pics so i figured its time for a change up

also the pics im getting will all have to be resized because they are all above the 4mb limit v-v
i have to remember how to do a batch process in photoshop

>>7556357
pls dont it's not good for your mental or physical health and makes it difficult to find work elsewhere

>>7556352
Birdy please, if you're going to post at least write in the first person. :^)

>>7556357
just cam
escorting is a good way to get murdered and/or hate yourself a lot

>>7556376
no that's bad

>>7556345
only if you get a good surgeon and only if you get minor implants
that is, if at all. anything cheap or too large will just help clock you probably

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>>7556358
https://m.soundcloud.com/pit-aka-martopeter/toefinger-soulah-medulla-martopeter-remix-forthcoming-on-broken-records

>>7556357
Escort profile on a dating website
Don't do it if you feel gross about it

>>7556349
No
>>7556357
I was actually gonna suggest this.
Use backpage.
Nothing but this was the last thing I listened to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agfdwM1hKLg
>>7556364
>>7556369
>>7556373
>>7556376
Sure is puritan in here

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>>7556346
>18,104 in 71 folders
it's a wonder how you ever find anything, even i think i need more folders for shit

>>7556364
Money's good tho
>>7556369
I don't have a gf making me do it
>>7556373
>>7556376
I already hms let's be real

>>7556389
there are other ways to make money

>>7556382
>camwhoring is puritan
more like self-preservative

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rate my amazon purchase

>>7556376
Three years of escorting and I'm still alive :thinking:

>>7556345
I'd like at least one thing of my body to be real. So no

>>7556328
Coolio
>>7556331
I can't wait until he teaches me how to make cheesecake. I'm going to make it a raspberry cheesecake. I love raspberries. He'll also show me how to make a regular cheesecake too. He said he'd give me his cheesecake pan too.
>>7556345
If you want to why not. You should wait until after you finish natural boob growth though.
>>7556347
yw, I've finally moved out of my grandparents house and am able to practice in privacy now. So I'll hopefully have a decent girl voice once hrt starts doing its thing.
>>7556358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh8ahc_YDeY

>>7556391
selling your body makes a LOT of money though
trannies do sex work to afford their surgeries, it's common
that's what i imagine myself doing soon

>>7556385
>it's a wonder how you ever find anything
I don't, mostly. I've been meaning to organize shit for a while but I keep forgetting.

>>7556389
Beep do you want to be a poor pizza delivery girl forever? Don't you want nice things?

>>7556389
You're pretty cute though, you shouldn't have to escourt.
Just find a guy who you like and will look after you.

>>7556394
A little memey but ur getting ur basics too

>>7556358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqYoJB5WYRY

>>7556395
You've been lucky.
Transgirls+prostitution=inevitable murder

i take it ya'll didn't get the notice that backpage shut down lol

>>7556379
>tfw broad man-chest
>tfw part of me wants to get implants to make my boob size match my chest size, but they'd have to be massive and would probably look weird

>>7556398
> Tfw people don't even want to fuck you for free

>>7556389
it's not worth it at the end of the day. you might get stuff but you'll still be as emotionally empty inside as ever and even more sad. this is self destructive

>>7556409
was it because of all the murders

>>7556358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpXfP7mBxU

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>>7556410
same :/ ill just be stuck with small boobs on a hueg chest forever

>>7556400
I do want nice things!!
>>7556413
I'm dying at 35 anyway

Anyone from mtfg wanna help me out? ;)

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>>7556409
my hopes and dreams; crushed

>>7556414

no lol
girls don't get murdered for doing sex work very often these days. they tend to get raped for it a lot. beaten. robbed. but not murdered.
most trans women are killed by boyfriends or husbands of theris who "love" them because they're ashamed of themselves for dating/marrying a tranny.

>>7556409
budd edie

>>7556359
her fault for being autistic

>>7556407
Nah stop watching movies
>>7556411
Did you try?

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>>7556241
omigosh I've never heard your voice before, it sounds good
I'll totally keep your secret :p
>>7556227
we need to hire a new team of writers to shake things up
>>7556238
cool, i'm probably going to sleep soon but i'll be up in a few hours
>>7556287
getting drunk isn't that bad desu, I was always sorta worried about it
>>7556358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQC4XbYvHUo

Bout to come out to my mom. Wish me luck, senpai

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I want to fucking cry

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>>7556385
I lost tracks years ago because I'm too lazy to make any folders and sort stuff.

>>7556409
Backpage London is still bueno
>>7556418
Add me on Skype
shakira.s11
I'll get you started :)
>>7556413
We are really polar opposites. Funny you would have gotten along with pre-HRT me, I was reserved and straight edge.

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also this vid/song made me sob because i'm damaged desu maybe u girls will like it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmnXGvXYpKg

>>7556423
I mean I'm actually autistic and I could figure it out so

>>7556429
good luck anon

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where do i go to talk to normal happy well adjusted trannies in the Internet? mtfg is more like an insane asylum for the suicidually depressed than anything else :L

>>7556413
this, you have to have enough self respect do avoid that kinda shit or your life will be in ruins

>>7556429
good luck anon <3

>>7556438
Susan's?

>>7556433
Your music taste isn't bad for a stacey.

>>7556438
Susans
/r/Transgender

don't come back :)

>>7556431
why do you keep stealing all my riven emojii's.

>>7556434
good girl.

>>7556438
Everytime you say that you never leave, it's so annoying

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>>7556319
>I'd suggest barista but these days you need at least a bachelor's for that.
Supposedly Starbucks will take anybody. Good benefits but shitty pay. I was thinking about it but I'm too broken and dysfunctional.

>>7556328
>it feels like you need a masters to work as a secretary for christs sake
Yeah... The local college here has courses for office admin, medical and legal assistants ranging from 8 months to a year and these are just for getting into entry level positions. They also cost 6000 to 9000 dollars.

>>7556358
>what are you listening to rn /mtfg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTQ20OXniEY

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>>7556438
>normal happy well adjusted trannies
Same place you go to speak to unicorns and honest, used car salesmen, I guess.

>>7556438
This place can be really comfy but it sucks when the topic of discussion is how everyone is wasting their lives

>>7556438
you won't really find that on the internet, can't you make friends in real life? that's what most well adjusted people are doing

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>>7556438
mhhh

>>7556358
https://youtu.be/V9N0j_BnICs

>tfw pimping out Beepbeep

>>7556453
The internet is real life tho

>>7556445
only saved that one tho.

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>>7556438
>normal happy well adjusted trannies

>>7556438

>well adjusted trannies
that's like 1% of us lol

>>7556442

that's prob cause i'm not a stacey

>>7556421

helloh nim

>>7556457
Sad.

>>7556438
It's so true. But a lot of trans girls I've met outside of 4chan have been pretty chill, so there's hope.
Not that people here aren't cool but I think the suicidal meme is perpetual.

>>7556458
im psd

>>7556456
Make sure you give her cupholders.

>>7556460
hru

>>7556430
This is what sad girls do
>>7556432
Shlooppp
>>7556438
OK korra

>>7556417
;~;

My boobs aren't even all that small, but they look pretty small in contrast to my ribcage.
I wouldn't mind having small boobs or even no boobs if it meant the rest of my torso could be narrow and feminine.

>>7556465
psd?

>>7556467

i'm ok i didn't really vomit too much today so this stomach flu is prob goin away soon! hru bb

>>7556473
i got my blood test done today so my sperm babies won't be killed!

>>7556468
I hope you're memeing cuz you really shouldn't do it if you're grossed out by men.
t. Escort

>>7556456
Kys

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>>7556438

> where do i go to talk to normal happy well adjusted trannies

The same place you talk to fairies, in your imagination... That or a gay bar.

>>7556472
she peed herself

>>7556460
What is your image of a stacey then?
>>7556468
Cool I'll add you. You're pretty, you'll get a good price.

>>7556456
How much are you charging for her?

>>7556456
>tfw thought about camming for bux but there would be like 3 people that would actually want to see that while the rest vomit in disgust

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>>7556479

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>>7556477

well that's good i guess!! lmao

>>7556482

to me staceys are pic related

>>7556486
Have fun dying before 40 after a short empty life
People like you make me want to believe in hell

>>7556427
good girl <3

>>7556432
i think drugs and whoring yourself out is a waste of life and really a sad way to live but thats not really straight edge that's just normal

>>7556450
lol good one frog poster I'll give u that

>>7556451
it's comfy way way less often than not lately

>>7556453
well i have plenty of cis friends like that but no other trannies to relate to

>>7556454
ilu phie <3

>>7556460
rip. I have as hoping it was like at least 10% dangit

>>7556462
tru but I only know three trannies irl. 1 us a turbohoe who is still a gay man in pre hrt phase rn. one is my tranny mama, and one is a smash bros pre hrt super autist. they're all fun to be around but I can only really relate to the older one :L

if anyone is pimping out beep it should probably be edie she knows how to do it right and safely

shakira is an idiot who wants to die anyway

>>7556486
Overdose already

>>7556491

honestly the fb group i mod is hilarious and wonderful but the girls can be pretty vicious and it is a lil cliquey lol
and even we're not all 100% well adjusted SOOOO i mean you do what you can

>>7556492

in shakira's defense i've never escorted, i just know a lot about it because i know hundreds of girls who do it for a living

Which trannies do you think you could make the most money from, either prostituting or camming? (Edie obviously has the experience and knows how to work the industry, so she doesn't count)

I bet I could get a lot for Maeve and Snickerdoodle.

>>7556500
grace

>>7556500
we can make it a competition

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>>7556500
read the trip

>>7556502
But if the market gets flooded prices will fall.

>all these people concerned
ily all but uum?? you all know the struggle?? i just want to be comfortable with money and my looks. theres literally no other way. i'm not gonna be young forever.

>>7556500

none of these bitches lol
and i don't mean that to be a bad thing either. frankly you don't want to have the constitution to be a prostitute anyways.
but 95% of the girls who post here at the moment are EXTREMELY insecure and emotionally unstable. you really wanna throw them into sex work?
and then expect them to succeed???

>>7556498
well you know what I mean not like 100% Stacy but like has hobbies and interests and likes to talk about girl stuff in general instead of drugs prostitution suicide and being afraid of going outside. I don't think I'm asking for alot just like normal stuff

>>7556494
>>7556492
Beep already wanted to be a hooker I'm just helping her.
>>7556491
>>7556490
But drugs are fun and whoring makes you lots of money

>>7556507
>but 95% of the girls who post here at the moment are EXTREMELY insecure and emotionally unstable. you really wanna throw them into sex work?
yeah, but to be fair, i'm not really a nice person

>>7556509
wow korra youre so cis

>>7556507
ehh if say a good 80% of this general wants to kill themselves and don't want help or to change anyways so why bother stopping them. just watch the multiple train wrecks i guess

>>7556509

you're not asking for normal trans people tho if that's what you're looking for lol
i love cosmetics and fashion and aesthetics in general but hobbies shouldn't be gender oriented and all of those kind of are
you're looking for someone who will talk about the things that interest you specifically. which is fine too. there are groups for dat lol

>>7556512

that makes sense yis

>>7556498
Doesn't matter if she escorts or not. She seriously is trying to 'help' beep getting into it even after she said men are gross for to her. That shit is going to end horrible.

>>7556506
I mean it's okay for an ego boost. Did I understand you wrong about the men are gross part or something? Are you just broke?

>>7556520

with backpage's adult sections going belly up none of these girls would be able to escort and hustle properly anyways s0 i wouldn't worry about it

>>7556523
what's the low end of what i could sell a fucc for edie

>>7556503
after a while, people would just assume it's an ironic nickname (like when you call your really tall friend "smallsy")

I wish I were a snowflake

>>7556517
Who are you calling a train wreck?
>>7556520
Beep is an adult she can make her own choices and she chooses to make money escorting
>>7556523
There are other sites

>>7556519
well it doesn't have to be that kinda talk all the time like 24/7 ya know just a generally more positive and normalish environment. I probs worded it poorly

>>7556529
I wouldn't want you to melt. : (

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so what happened to Birdy?

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i like my master

>>7556533
Bird flue

>>7556525

low end? loll like 80 hh 150 full. i wouldn't charge less than 300 personally if i was trying to turn clients back to back tho.
i've taken 600 for dinner before with making out if that counts as selling a fucc

>>7556529

you are a snowflake bb

>>7556530

i'm aware

>>7556531

ohhh yeah :/ I MEAN IN THAT CASE then yes i mean.... susans is a train wreck, BUT........that or trueselves?
it's not oriented towards like superiority and they can be kinda weird with certain topics but generally the more positive trans ppl are the ones that like
went through hell repressing and are now finally just happy to put on some lipstick that they bought 10 years prior. that tends to be hon groups.

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>>7556517
at least I am a trainwreck with a degree or two tho

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>>7556534

Your master likes you too. So much so that he posted in this cancerous fucking general to confirm it.

I think shakira has a prostitution kink or something she is really enthusiastic about this

>>7556534
tfw no master to own and protect me :(
>>7556537
damn that's nutty, i want money

>>7556538

ur a beautiful educated woman in the 20% bb

>>7556540

idk she talks about doing it a lot

>>7556541

money is nice but it's not so important that you should sell your soul for it.

>>7556540
Has she started yet?

>>7556540
Doesn't she live in east London?
That's an accident waiting to happen

>>7556530
Obviously she can't.
I'm not saying escorting is bad.
If youre the slightest concerned about her well being than you wouldn't try to get her doing it after what she said.
Also you're the wreck here. The junky who cried about wanting to kill yourself like every week.

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I want a boyfriend

Who wants to be my boyfriend

>>7556546
I know of a few trans women who live in the same area as her. Shes fine.

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>in a very healthy, very loving relationship with lots of communication and all that good stuff
>for some reason I keep fantasizing about my girlfriend beating me, raping me, making me cry, and other bad stuff like that
>she would thankfully never even think of doing anything like that
>she's very gentle and loving, to the point where she will even stop what she's doing and ask if I'm okay if I look at all disinterested or upset or whatever when we're cuddling or having sex or whatever
>she's just a major sweetie and I'm so lucky to have her
>don't understand why I have fantasies about making me cry and calling me names and hurting me
>don't understand why these fantasies turn me on
What the fuck is wrong with me? I know for a fact that I would NOT enjoy being raped or beaten or any of that. Why are all my sexual fantasies about this? Why does this turn me on?

>>7556544
i don't know it's hard to see my soul as worthy enough to put in the way of money