Mtfg: male to cute girl gen

if you don't like boys you're a misandrist

if you don't like girls you're a misogynist

if you don't like trannies you're sane :^)

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>>7543164

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Got my new bra in the mail!
https://unsee.
cc/gesorinu/

>>7543167
I forgive you

>>7543167
it's okay, everyone has bad days, I hope your feeling better now

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>>7543172
:T

>>7543172
Can I fap to this?

>>7543168
no im sorry be happy

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>>7543172
I'll never have nice ones :c

>>7543180
W-well my old bra was falling apart, the material was peeling off the front :c

>>7543172
O_O

>>7543172
I'm so jelly. ;_;

I want to secks women but I'm not a stocking clad turboAGP vidyagaymen man in panties.
How do?

>>7543172
lewd!

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>>7543183
Evaaaaaaa
You cant get sad all the time like this
>>7543185
:TT

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are the willies gone?

>>7543193
>>7543191
>>7543189
>>7543188
>>7543183
I didn't get boobs until 17/18 so I was a late bloomer even compared to cis girls ._.
So never give up!

>>7543190
become one

so i might have to diy for hormones because im in such a conservative state where its a nightmare to be trans and im scared im gonna fuck it up and look more honnish than im already doomed to

also college sucks living in a dorm with guys, all loud and abnoxious

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>>7543193
it's hard, I keep getting reminded of bad things, the only thing I like is my face, my body is unimpressive in every way
>>7543204
our ribs are fugged :c

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>>7543202
Just check everyone's pants
>>7543209
I felt the same way starting out
and then i got butt
just wait
youll be there soon

>>7543172
What the hell she's all naked and shit

>>7543211
i want butt

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>>7543211
I hope so

whats a good fitness routine to get ready to transition. im pre everything and a bit overweight and stuff and want to slim up so i look better. i remember hearing exercise boosts testosterone though and i dont want that

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>>7543217

>can't enjoy anything
>hate myself
>body ruined from neglect
>try to fix it
>get overwhelmed
>give up
>repeat

can anyone relate

>>7543209
My mom has big ribs and boobs, boobs aren't pretty universal so don't lose hope. <3
>>7543215
Oh you~ <3

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>JUST got into doing some lewd stuff
>dad yells down the stairs
>CAN YOU BRING YOUR GARBAGE UP PLEASE
>quickly go back to normal, "Y-yeah sec"
Well, time to wait for my gt to go down.

>>7543231
cosmic karma works on degeneracy too
who would have thought

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What's the lowest you would go?

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no lewd only pure

FOREVER

do any of us have friends and social lives and stuff?

>>7543224
I'm not good with fitness, but I started jogging 20 minutes every other day and dieting and lost like 40 pounds like that before I started transitioning
as long as you burn more calories than you consume you lose weight right?

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>been eating almonds all morning
fug :DDDD

>>7543242
less than a dozen people know I exist

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>>7543235
How big's that dick fag
>>7543236
5
>>7543234
>>7543237
GO AWAY I WANNA LOOK AT HUGE DICKS
>>7543219
eat chocolates

>>7543236
5

>>7543204
I didn't get them until 30 >.<

>>7543172
>tfw missed it
also
>tfw tracking says you got something in the mail but it's just not there

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>>7543236
4 I guess, but I'm more interested in a guys personality and I've got a lot of self improvement to do before I start dating and stuff

>>7543217
What the fuck is that mangled looking thing between those legs?

>>7543224
Just get on hormones, get fit when you're on them instead, the difference in resting calorie consumption isn't that significant on or off them.

>>7543228
<3
I wish I could get that much cleavage desu

>>7543204
we'll see :)

>>7543236
I go for personalities, so they're fine as long as they have good hygiene.

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>>7543237

>>7543236
oh come on, ryan gosling and keanu reaves are so 8/10

>>7543236
idk

>>7543248
i think ive been eating so little for so long that overeating to gain weight will be difficult

>>7543272
Shame it doesn't look like one

>>7543253
and hers are still a lot bigger than yours
>>7543172
shot a huge load to those melons
bigger than my cis gf

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>>7543265
jesus...

>>7543267
buddi

>>7543236
5

>>7543244
yea i was thinking about running on a treadmill at the student rec and stuff

also want to do squats to get a bigger butte and maybe situps for a smoother stomach idk

>>7543259
im gonna try and get on hormones but im probably gonna have to diy so its gonna be a pain. idk if it will help much im 5'11 and 190 pounds tho

Remember the days when this was a blue board? I remember.

>>7543236
N/A cuz im not gonna lose to cock

>>7543259
That was a lightly padded bra, when I wear push up ones they get fake looking. Dx

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>>7543283
pure hugg

>>7543290
that's nothing to be sad about haha

>>7543236
probably a 6

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>>7543292

So fun fact if you cut a chunk of fingernail off with a razorblade while haphazardly shaving you cant just superglue it back on and expect things to be fine

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how much dick can a neo-vagina take? as in, inches

im well hung and im worried if i ever get with a trasn girl id hurt her

(asking for a friend)

>>7543292
:333

hugg

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>>7543300
>im well hung
I'm sure I can make it fit.

>>7543300
if a penis gets anywhere near a neovag it fuses as a defensive measure

>>7543294
>>7543263
Never lose hope! And I don't like that implant look, I mean when i was younger i thought about it but now all I can ever see is bolt-ons when my friends with boob jobs get naked.

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>dying to go back to the gym and be a cardio bunny again
>want to get thicc for fat distribution and for more feminine curves
>still need to gain 20 more pounds

this is a weird feel but once I hit 200lbs or close to it I'll start slimming down and getting toned. at least my girl friends and bf comment on my improving thiccness so that helps to keep me motivated

>>7543300
I think it depends on how big they were before
>tfw too smol to make a good vagina

>>7543298
anon, I don't even know what to say.

>>7543290
isn't that true for most push-up bras tho?

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>>7543306
have you been eating almonds too grace?

hugg gelgel

>>7543309
yeah i don't think id get one either

i don't know how anyone can find obviously fake breasts attractive..

there are some realistic-looking ones out there though

>>7543309
I don't want to get implants but is it possible to get corrective sugary to the shape if they end up weird right? without implants or anything?

>>7543306
Grace I didn't know you were this lewd ;_;

>>7543317
Yeah, that's true. Personally I like Demi bras with little to no padding, most comfy.

>>7543318
are you some kind of woodland creature

>>7543321
hugg

>>7543300
I'll go measure my dilator up to the mark I usually go to if you want a guestimate

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>>7543318
Not that kind of nut.
>>7543326
Why is everyone shocked when I say something lewd? Shouldn't that be expected by now?

>>7543322
Yeah I always thought they look like someone shoved Ballons under the skin haha
>>7543323
Problem with plastic surgery is it has a high fail rate, especially nose jobs and boobs jobs.

>>7543331
can you also tell us how big your schlongoloid was before srs

>>7543333
Nice digits

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>>7543317
im not really in pain anymore but ive got a chunk of nail barely hanging on

>>7543327
I kinda like bralettes and plunge cups with slight padding. I'm basically flat though :/

>>7543335
thats what scares me about ffs too

it's such a delicate area, the face

>>7543333
Nice quad, and Idk, I felt like you were much more innocent.

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I feel so alone

>>7543335
what's the failure rate with nose? ;_;

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>>7543331
I would appreciate that if it's not too much bother

>>7543236
Wtf anon? Men aren't sexual objects to be ranked and lusted over.

Stop this bullshit

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>>7543328
I was hungry and didn't know they made you horny but I didn't want to eat junk food so now I'm fucking losing it like a coked up nymphomaniac just sitting here wanting the D BUT THE D WILL NEVER COME FUCK

>>7543348
you're not

>>7543343
holy shit O.O anon, you need to be more careful with razors

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hello mtfgs of the american hemisphere. Normally i don't post at this time, but i need advice.
I haven't slept in 80+ hours and i feels so disconnected, like everything i do is pointless because i will shoot myself in the head in a few days anyway. Scary thing is exactly this scheme happend a year ago, just that it was an overdose on prescription drugs and that i ended up in a 9 day coma.
The feeling is so unbearable and nothing seems to change. I feel like i'm strapped inside my body, while trying to reach something in the air i can never touch.
Yes i transitioned years ago and i pass blabla but during those months i feel extremely manly aswell. I don't know whats going on anymore, it's like a horrortrip while being 100% sober

>>7543353
>Men aren't sexual objects to be ranked and lusted over.
This.

Stop objectifying me, trannies.

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>>7543341
Thanks.
>>7543347
Dohoho
You'll have fun seeing how much you can corrupt me ~

>>7543362
>spams tierlists
>complains when we make tierlists
I <3 double standards

>>7543344
Oh yes I've seen those they are cute!
>>7543346
Yes and if the first time doesn't go perfect it goes down in success % everytime after
>>7543349
Hmm well I don't know anyone who's been happy with theirs, everyone I know has gotten a revision and or still doesn't like it.

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>>7543343
Eeeesh

>>7543357
My bf is sick and doesnt have the energi to hang out
Its been 5 days now
I just wanna see him

>>7543354
omg olive don't lose to cock it's a trickster

>>7543358
yep

i never have cut my legs or anything that i was shaving, but this is the second time that i got my nail, other time wasnt bad at all though p much just left a dent in it

>>7543370
I'd make sure to go to someone good, mine is asymmetrical and some other issues. I'm willing to travel anywhere in the USA for it

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>>7543338
6 inch penis -> 5 1/4 inches of depth

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>>7543343
owwwww, I hope you're okay

>>7543380
Yeah do a lot of research and don't ask for anything unrealistic, make it fit your face and look natural.

>>7543373
>>7543383
yea im fine now hurt really fucking bad when i cut it though

>>7543343
Aaaaaaaa

>>7543382
>3 inch gt
does this mean im going to have a shallow vagina

>>7543366
Well, maybe don't turn yourself into fetishy sex objects and people won't treat you like fetishy sex objects.

>>7543378
I lost to cock years ago

>>7543370
what makes it worse is that a lot of plastic surgeons don't seem to inform people of the risks and what can or can't be done based on their face type

>>7543397
yeah but don't it again or it'll get you forever

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>nim

>>7543375
it's okay

it's just a week <3

>>7543387
the face I have to work with is very much a good starting place, my nose is the main issue I'm concerned about, it makes me feel awful...
I'd make sure to go to someone good with a huge portfolio

>>7543382
Wow was it painful? I never had a penis because I am intersex, but I did have "a sexual anatomy that is typically female or feminine in appearance with a larger-than-average clitoris (clitoral hypertrophy)"
So my srs was to make it more feminine.

>>7543405
i don't understand

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>>7543394
>tfw fetishy sex object

>>7543411
well that explains why you make such a good girl!

>>7543404

Once you go cock, you don't go, err... bock.

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i fix

>>7543401
Yeah a lot just want $$$ :( so you gotta do your research on medical sites.
>>7543410
Yes and the better ones tend to be more pricey

>>7543370
mhm :3
unfortunately, I'm limited by budget, so I have to find stuff on amazon that's discounted b/c weird colors

>>7543379
I've caught my nail once or twice, but never that badly.

>>7543394
but I don't. Maybe that's why I've never been on a tierlist.

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>>7543416
oh fug should i delet this?

>>7543413

Am I really to blame if I can only get off to airsoft players? Really? Because I don't think so.

>>7543414
._.
I have a cervix but I don't have ovaries and I had one Undescended testicle.

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>>7543394
Wat if you're ugly?

>>7543423
Oh no you're good I just regretted posting its ok

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>>7543424
That's an oddly specific fetish there anon

>>7543428
Deleted it anyways.

You sounded good though.

>>7543415
that's why ill never lose!

>>7543426
Work on your body and just never post your face.

>>7543418
I'm not going to worry about that part for the moment, I'm working on a plan to get help from family so I can get myself to a safe state, once I am good I will work on helping out as much as I can in anyway I can.

>>7543425
You have a real vagina? What's it like?

>>7543425
it's okay, you're more girl than most of us <3 :)

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>>7543432
GRACE YOU BITCH BE MY GF

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>>7543393
Depends on the surgeon and technique. Thai surgeons use more scrotal tissue which can give better depth with less penile tissue.

>>7543411
Wait you're intersex? I guess I just assumed you'd had regular old SRS.
Yeah it was extremely painful, not everyone has it that bad but I got unlucky. Recovery was pretty involved too. Idk it was worth it though

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>>7543394
>tfw not pretty enough to be a fetishy sex object

>>7543432

I just find the tension of potentially losing an eye really fucking horny.

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>>7543441
W-woah hey okay..

>>7543435
Doing that already
Proportions are nothing you can work on

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:q

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>>7543451
>not wearing US army certified eyepro

>>7543439
Y-yes...and um idk I'm a virgin so I don't look at it much lol.
>>7543440
No don't say that! I am just as much girl as you <33
>>7543444
Yes ma'am! And wow that's pretty amazing that you were able to hand going through all of that, my dr told me about how hard the penile inversion survey recoveries can be.

>>7543444
are thai people genetically predisposed to turning dicks into vagina wtf is up with the high quality of plastic surgeon there and in south korea

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>>7543452
>tfw you accidently get a gf

THANKS FOR THE PANIC ATTACK YOU BITCH

>>7543465
>>7543444
Can you show us your vaginas?
I'm not sure if I want srs or not

>>7543465
it's hard to believe that but your post still made me smile

>>7543463

Unf. Just bloody unf.

>>7543465
virgin due to personal choices, or because things just haven't worked out yet?

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>>7543463
>not wearing kevlar vest during cam show
step up your game lass

>>7543471
watch out its a bamboozler

>>7543463
>this is the future

>>7543460
Awwwww, it's so cute!

>>7543463
Are you involved with the army, or is that just a camo vr headset?

>tfw you weren't intersex so you have to get inversion if you want SRS
q_q

>>7543472
I believe that we need to stop comparing and start building each other up, that's how we can all make it through~ <3

>>7543463
grace, did you just put camo cloth over ski goggles?

>>7543482
you're really sweet ash :)

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>>7543481
I don't think I could do it, it scares me, why can't they just have transplant ones ;_;

I hope to get orchi this year at least though so I can do the legal stuff

>>7543476
>virgin due to personal choices

Oh? Is that a believable lie now? Cool.

>>7543476
I'm borderline a sexual but I am learning to open up more to relationships and what not.

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>>7543477
>TD
>>7543480
That's a surplus pair of US army goggles I use to play airsoft, I'm not in the actual army
>>7543475
>bloody
Out m8
>>7543469
I hope you have a big penis
>>7543479
FFFFFFFUTURE
>>7543485
Charlotte, no I did not that is a protective cover for eye protection goggles that came with them

What should I focus on to improve my voice?

https://clyp.it/gthu1f4u

is there any hope?
>>7543481
>tfw you wont have any depth ever

>>7543488
Running around with someone else's vagina isn't much better imo

>>7543433
Thanks anon. I decided to repost under trip. That's really considerate of you. I appreciate it

>>7543498
I can never have a real one though, it will just be a fancy penis....

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>>7543471
I draw the line at posting my genitals on 4chan
Sorry ;_;

>>7543465
They vary considerably, I know some people handle them better. On day 2 of recovery though I was in so much pain oxycodone wouldn't do anything ;_;

>>7543468
It's just that there's been a longer history and more development in Thailand because of the generally wider number of openly trans people.

>>7543481
They've come a long way! Get the right surgeon and you'd be surprised how good they look!
>>7543490
So are you <3 :)

>>7543491
I think you're supposed to take the protective cover off...

>>7543488
I blocked my transhumanist friend on FB and snapchat because he wouldn't shut up about CRISPR (lab that makes transplant stuff with stem cells)

>>7543482
ash, can you teach me to be lovely some day?

GAS THE CIS GRACE WAR NOW

>>7543492
I don't know much about voice so I can't give any advice, but it sounds really good!

>>7543507
will they be able to make a vagina?

Derp >>7543506
Was meant for nim

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>>7543507
Nonsense
>>7543509
LITTLES, ATTACK

>>7543492
>What should I focus on to improve my voice?
being lewder

if you get really into it, you'll want to get better and better

>>7543490
Do you have a hymen?

>>7543506
maybe you're right, but I don't know where to begin with research and comparison, much less funding

my mom thinks that getting a legal name change is drastic, so I guess I'll have to wait a while for that if anything q_q

>>7543511
idk, he pissed me off so much I stopped paying attention to him

>>7543514
o.o

>>7543492
sounds like a woman to me. But what's the mild accent?

so the only friend ive made at college isnt going here anymore

hooray

Reporting in for 3 am shitposting!

In another universe you could be a cute school-girl learning how to operate a tank as an after-school activity.

>>7543512
hey ash i missed you unsee link
can you repost it? :(

>>7543523
spam must be annoying

>>7543504
Damn, you are a trooper <3
>>7543507
But I think you're lovely, but if you ever want to hang out I would love to!
>>7543520
What? Idk like I said I never look down there lol

>>7543504
no it's genetic predisposition and alien technology and there's nothing you can say to change my mind

>>7543510
Thanks anon

>>7543516
N-no!!

>>7543526
Irish
I completely lose it with girl voice and go total valley girl

>>7543530
holy god yes

>>7543528
>learning how to operate a tank as an after-school activity
>tfw girls und panzer
=.=

>>7543531
dawwh <3
unfortunately, I'm on the other side of the country. I'll definitely let you know if I'm ever nearby tho!

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>>7543527
RIP

All i see in the mirror is a man. I'm so fucking sad

>>7543538
Do you know if the movie is any good? I could do with something to watch next time I'm on a plane.

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Anybody else seen the ISIS propaganda video where they lead a toddler into a ball pit full of broken plastic balls and have him execute a prisoner with a little Saturday Night Special? Fucking creepy as shit, even creepier than that video they released of child soldiers training to sweep houses. I don't think I've seen anything quite as disturbing as this in my life, and I'm a major horror movie fan who had an abusive childhood.

>>7543528
Hello from australia
it's 2:20pm here
time is an illusion
shitposting is eternal

how hard am i to talk to

please be honest

>>7543546
Yes.

Ireland sucks, but I hear your internet is somehow worse than ours?

>>7543542
yeah i mean you transitioned kind of late and you were ugly as a boy., what did you expected?

>>7543542
>you will never be intersex with a real vagina
wanna slit wrists together?

>>7543526
>sounds like a woman to me. But what's the mild accent?
basic is a bit ditzy, so she turns into a bimbo when she tries to speak like a girl

>>7543543
there's better anime. Girls und panzer was utter weebshit

>>7543542
You'd think you'd be over it by now

i feel so disgusting, lonely, and sad all the time. when I try to be not disgusting it works for a while but then i feel so overwhelmed by feeling disgusting that I isolate myself, don't leave my room, and binge on shitty food

I want to transplant my brain into a new body. i think i have a while to wait

>>7543555
>:(

I mean, you're not wrong, but my obsession with the military pulled me to it, and the characters were cute enough to keep me interested.

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>>7543555
it has this though

>>7543551
nah m8
It's getting better, pretty shite but it really depends where you live. It's generally ok if you live in the city.

>>7543527
i've been there
it sucks to feel more uncomfortable and lost
maybe more people will try to approach you now that you look more available?

>>7543555
Isn't all anime utter weebshit?

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>>7543531
Idk it was just necessary. I can definitely see why people would have their reservations about going through that though. I felt a bit scarred by it it took a long time to get proper comfortable with a partner afterwards

>>7543534
Aliens are invading in the form of Thai Ladyboys

>>7543552
I don't know. I wish i had a gun right now.

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Well I have to get ready for bed, early work day tomorrow. Goodnight ladies and I will ttys ~

>>7543561
*sigh*

>>7543562
*le sigh*

>>7543568
no, there's some good anime like Steins;gate and Your lie in April.

>>7543565
So just like here then.

I think I'll stick to America anyway if I ever emigrate.

>>7543573
>look at me, i have a job
THANKS ASH, RUB IT IN MORE WHY DON'T YOU

>>7543570
what is their endgame

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>>7543574
I like cute things :c

>>7543573
Good night Ash~

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Does mtfg have a small waist? I'm 52kg and still have a massive 28 inch waist. I've eaten breakfast and lunch though

>>7543528
That sounds awful.
>>7543555
Better is relative. All anime is shit
Cept for Steins;Gate, Katanagatari, and Code Geass.

>>7543574
Sigh all you want, it's rare that I stay for cute, and not for casual interest.

And my interest in the military is because my dad was a commandant in the Irish army, I idolised it, and then fate crushed my dreams by making me a liability at age 12. Fucking diabetes...

>>7543555
Girls und Panzer was adorable, though.

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My penis is just under 6 inches in girth and around 8 inches in length

would that be able to please any of you ladies?

sites ive read say 6 inch girth is average

HELP ME

>>7543583
what are your hips

http://www.strawpoll.me/12065612
http://www.strawpoll.me/12065612
http://www.strawpoll.me/12065612
http://www.strawpoll.me/12065612
http://www.strawpoll.me/12065612

Why is gdq so crappy now

>>7543590
why are you so hung up on dick size

>>7543542
>tfw you actually look like a man
kill me
>>7543583
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>tfw devito bod

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>>7543527
iktf
any friend I had at college graduated and moved far away
>>7543590
do you think 8 inches is small or something lmao

>>7543583
isn't 28 inches normal?

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>>7543593
>ITS THE SOUND REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7543590
who cares

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>>7543578
Make the world populated by cute girls who used to be boys!

>>7543591
35.5 at the widest point

>>7543593
You would think after all these years they would learn how to fix their audio issues.

>>7543605
They could be trying harder...

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i got all my pent-up sads out
FeelsCatharticMan
>>7543583
28 inches here as well, i'm indifferent toward it, mostly dysphoric about shoulders/hips

>>7543590

Everyone who lies about their dick size says it's 8 inches. This is a fact.

>>7543606
Where is your widest point

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>>7543595
>>7543602
CAUSE I HAVENT USED IT IN OVER 3 YEARS CAUSE IM INSECURE ABOUT IT

>>7543599
8 inches in length is ine, but its the girth that gets me
im a goddamned needle dick

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>>7543590
>My penis is just under 6 inches in girth and around 8 inches in length

>>7543605
wow aliens are kinda cool desu

>>7543573
baiiii~

>>7543579
I do too. That's why I bought a sailor's uniform.
Then it got lost in the mail.

>>7543585
oh hey
I kinda liked Noragami too

NGE is something else entirely tho.

>>7543590
that's like "please keep it away from me" big

>>7543589
so was K-on! and lucky star.

>>7543605
Do you think the aliens could turn me into a cute girl?
t. ugly hon

I think i jumped the gun on my name change...

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>>7543621
that sounds fun

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>>7543616
fag

>>7543621
Say all you want about K-on but don't you DARE insult Lucky Star. >:c

>>7543630
it's gonna be fun chasing it down q_q
sunday delivery my ass

>>7543635
ok, lucky star was funny as hell

>>7543636
I want to get into cool cloths and stuff

>>7543626
oh shit, that might actually be my hope........
>t. ugly hon
iktf desu

im really tired

have a good night everyone

>>7543636
I-in a good way right?

>>7543642
Sleep well

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>>7543642
sweet dreamus

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>>7543631
im not gay

apologise to me

Poor ryu

>>7543644
yes, I don't think cringe is funny at all

>>7543640
start by finding cool clothes

is .76 good waist hip ratio?

>tfw gave 6 months of spiro away to my ex bc she was about to run out
I feel like a good person.

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>>7543636

>>7543642
sleep well nimmer

>>7543660
ratios are a fucking meme

>>7543659
no money for it right now

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>>7543667
what's not a meme so I can measure that for closure

>>7543659
Eh that's fine. Each to their own.

>>7543663
I have a shirt too except for the first box set! I would post a pic of me wearing it but I'm too shy.

>tfw no high places nearby to leap from

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I dont get how you gals go on when you gotta compete with THIS.

>>7543674
how many layers of irony are you on

>>7543674
they look very artificial, I think I could look better if they didn't have all that on them

>>7543670
idk desu.
height is one, age is one, shoulders are one, all measurements are a massive meme.
everything is a meme
brow bone and jaw aren't, but idk, i just go by what i see in the mirror.

>>7543679
That's a bold statement
Even the most passing tranny is no match for a cis girl.

>>7543674
Stubborn, pig headed, dogged, steel re-enforced deterrmination, and defiance.

Oh, and because every time someone calls you cute, you feel like burying your head in a pillow to hide your blush and that feeling is greaaaaaat!

>>7543676
please don't
id really miss you kayla

>>7543663
lol

>>7543669
then stop complaining!

>>7543671
I genuinely liked lucky star, I just think that it spawned the harem moe-blob type shows that suck but get released every season

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Am I a chaser for wanting to smash bp?

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>>7543671
I have all the box sets. Everyone hates the shirts. But I wear them anyway.
>>7543689
Yep

>>7543674

Well I could download photoshop too, so...

>>7543674
i'm trying for the gay hair

>>7543684
>most passing tranny is no match for a cis girl
I don't think that's true
>>7543689
huh?

>>7543674
>implying i could even compete with a susan's poster

>>7543682
I need memes though so I can at least be pretty on paper

>>7543693
No, chasers are prolly not chasers as everyone here tries to call guys who date trannies. The only defining chaser thing is they wanna play with your cock to the point of wanting to be topped and they don't want to be with you socially or introduce u to family. I know my bf isn't a chaser because he leaves my dick alone and he already introduced me to his dad and takes me out in public

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>>7543699
>>7543696
idk my head hurts

how do i hide a fivehead

>>7543689
Yeah you are right, and I'm probably part of the problem for sometimes enjoying them anyways.

>>7543696
People hate the shirts?! I get you may not want to wear an anime school girl's uniform in public, but I don't think the shirts are bad.

>>7543704
are you okay?
>>7543705
bangs

>>7543693
only if it's mine since I'm like the only one here who looks like a man

every other poster here could probably pass for cis desu

>>7543676
>>7543679
>>7543686
>>7543697
>>7543698
>>7543700
According to new studies this is what the ideal woman looks like in the west a la anno 2017, either conform or lose out on the D game.

>>7543701
ehhhh, i have good measurements on paper, but look like a fucking man in p much everywhere but the paper stats.
like .97 shoulder to hip ratio sounds p avg, but i look fucking masc af next to anyone.

>>7543708
can i get away with bangs if i'm still boymode though

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>>7543704
Aspirin
>>7543706
That's the one I always get complaints about. Or the swimsuit one.

>>7543717
idk, I just comb my hair over the forehead area above my eyebrows, like I start from one side to the other

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>>7543710
Debateable, I look like a metrosexual

>>7543715
So get soft skin, hide shadows on the face, and dress like an anime character, got it!

>>7543715

Then how are you expecting to get a bf looking like a fat, retarded, shitpost?

>>7543708
maybe!

>>7543706
yes, you are
for every stupid harem that gets made into an anime, that's one less quality show that could have been made. Literally the cancer killing anime.
I won't say that great shows aren't made anymore, it's just, they're not as common as they could be.

>>7543720
I'm probably just dehydrated.

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>>7543703
oh ok thanks for the answer, it was a good one too.

And congrats on finding a good guy

>>7543710
I think I seen a pic of you in that tier image

you looked girly, so would smash

>>7543710
nah fampai. you can't compete w/ my hondom desu
>>7543715
ehhhhhhhhhhh, i never had any hope for getting like anywhere near the ideal anyway.

>>7543725
Drink some water

>>7543592
she's super nice and makes people feel good about themselves so doesn't matter why she's here

>>7543724
Cartman's got the Sirona seal of "acutally cis"

Most of the other nice guys who come here are repressing hard, but he ain't.

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>>7543725
lots of the shows are just not good, longer shows seem rare now and it's always 13 episodes "buy my ln" kinda stuff

>>7543730
>makes people feel good about themselves
i need more places to sadly shitpost desu........
i need a good negative echo chamber.........

How to stop sounding like a guy?

https://clyp.it/kd13npef

>>7543720
Yeah I'll admit you probably won't look cool wearing a t-shirt with a bathing suit on it, lol

>>7543725
I'm sorry I'm such weeb trash ;_;

>>7543742
i wish i knew ;-;

>>7543734
fucking Keijo is like the epitome of total shit shows that never should have made it to air

>>7543729
no!

>>7543744
yes!

>>7543742
-__-

You sound curiously like elanna...

>>7543747
I have no idea what that show is

>>7543744
Its not about the cool factor though. I don't care about that.
>>7543747
Yes

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MTFG, whatsup this evening?

a boy broke my heart... is it time to be transbian scum?

:(

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>>7543672
>tfw no high places nearby to leap from
iktf
I hate my body so much right now :(

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>>7543716
>.97 shoulder to hip ratio sounds p avg
You mean circumferences, right?

>tfw just measured myself as 1.08

>>7543745
;~;

>>7543749
But elanna is a canuck and sounds like a girl