/gaygen/

>breeders are still allowed to exist in 2017
thanks trump

>>7524494

depends on what you mean by degenerate. I'm not a one night stand type of guy but I don't hold it against those who do. We were given smooth buttholes and prostates for a reason

>>7524477

Being a boyscout was the best. I had a mega crush on an older boy but if I moved in it would've meant expulsion from BSA (before the time you could come out as gay in the scouts)

>>7524494
>Will gays ever stop being degenerate?

Of course not, genetically engineering would be needed to take out degeneracy out of gay males.

>>7524511
You're still a degenerate you fucking idiot, just because you're so insecure you won't sleep with people on the first date, doesn't take that away.

>>7524528
can we tone it down

let's keep discussion civil

>>7524528
The only one that sounds insecure here is you.

>>7524547
Guess I hit a nerve~~
LMAO

>>7524540
kys 2bh

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>>7524554
>Guess I hit a nerve~~
LMAO

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>>7524554
okay lets all just shitpost instead

>>7524494
how do i get a qt trap/femboy bf

>>7524528

this is you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22VmzX35pvM

>>7524576
be muscly and act straight

>>7524567
I can get behind this.

Peep this one:
You're all stupid.

>>7524576

I'm a femboy and we're kinda looking for someone taller than us usually. Personally I don't care much beyond that as long as you're more masculine and intelligent

>>7524591
>>7524586
what if im tall but lacking in muscles

>>7524591
That's heightist. Tear down this wall of oppression.

denied access

white dicks only

>>7524580
literally no one gets that reference gramps

>>7524562
>>7524567
>he's still mad over an internet comment
yikes, guess you really are insecure!!!

>>7524595
you need to be masculine looking. Being lanky is a no

you can also look masculine by being chubby and full of hair

>>7524602
reeeeeeeeeeee

>>7524576
We should switch places, all that there is around here is qt femboys but femboys are intolerable 2bqhwyf

>>7524598

I'm 5'8" so it's really not insurmountable. Just be 5'10-5'11 or higher.

>>7524595

that's fine if your face is masculine

personality also matters. I'm very romantic and if you're just a normie "I like football and beer and overwatch and" it's very unattractive

>>7524607
TEAR DOWN THIS WALL

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>>7524607
>>7524603

>>7524607
>omg im such a romantic femboy looking for a hunk that's not really a hunk on the inside
*claps*

>>7524576
God forbid each is an individual :0

Im a uh "femboy" but my boyfu is an inch shorter than me and he's perfect. Super cyoot and still /fit/ and he's masculine enough to get the dicc going without being too masc and intimidating

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>>7524612

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>>7524612

Manlet can't get these sparkles

>>7524603
Not a femboy, bear mode with hair here.
I really like tall lanky dudes for some odd reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RnAYUlcirA

The First Lady is so hawt.
Make America Straight Again.

>>7524632
well yeah in this case you're the masc one and he's the femboy

>>7524528
you mad bruh?

>>7524630
sweetie i dont need your sparkles i have never needed anyone's sparkles but if i wanted sparkles i can go out and get them myself because you know what im sickening and you will never be
*claps*

>>7524632
>bear mode with hair
bear mode is by default hairy
>human being with eyes reporting in

>>7524511
>tfw no qt boyscout to take camping.

>>7524649

I pose for boys in my scout uniform in sexts. For some reason it really turns them on.

>>7524576
>how do i get a qt trap/femboy bf
be one, they usually seem to be attracted to likewise

>>7524607
>5'10-ish
I wish I were taller

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>>7524656
>I wish I were taller

just be cute and personable and we all make exceptions

>>7524656
I don't wish you were taller I just wished you stopped trying to fist yourself on the weekly.

>>7524656
>I wish I were taller
Part of the problem. When the revolution comes and us repressed shorter caste rise up you will be executed along with all the others.

>>7524648
If you have eyes how are you unable to see how ugly you are?

if i become a muscular manlet bottom, will i still be able to get laid? atm im a twink and its incredibly easy to have sex with guys, but i have noticed that muscled bottoms are a LOT rarer than plain old twinks.

no memeing, im serious.

>>7524675
I don't have eyes, the hills have eyes though.

>>7524642
But i dont want murica to be filled with nothing but normie breeders,

>>7524679
no sorry, no one likes muscular manlet bottoms
people like muscular breeders
people like manlets as gardeners
people like bottoms
but not all combined

>>7524687
normie breeders are on the steep decline
(thank lord)

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>>7524679
the way you worded things it seems like you're playing some MMO and thinking of switching classes or something lmao

>>7524696
life is some mmo though

>>7524696

Sorry I'm a femboy class with rune cock ring armor and level 20 strength and level 3 defense and I'm looking to get strength and defense up ASAP will any clans accept me if I do so thankx

>>7524586
This explains why the trap at work rejected me even though they told me that they thought I was cute. I'm skinny and very femboyish. Im usally considered very attractive so it was quite a shock.

>>7524663
>>7524668
I just think that if I were taller I'd have something going for me than the very little that I do

>>7524665
>wut?

>>7524712
You have something going for you, it's just hidden for the time being.

>>7524711
>Im usally considered very attractive
same

>>7524712

you can't really change your height. Besides, I was kinda memeing about height. While I'd prefer someone taller, I'd be okay with the same height or shorter if the boy was cute and very personable. Gotta click, y'know?

>>7524712
just a clarification delta. Greentext isn't meant to be used to just make your text green or more aesthetic you're supposed to quote something

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>>7524494
>>7524494
>>7524494
>>7524494

N O
O

being gay is degenerate and always will be.

>>7524725
>excuse me bitch who the fuck do you think you are?

>>7524712
>I just think that if I were taller I'd have something going for me than the very little that I do
Yous a height traitor, bro.

>>7524733
idk it just always irks me when people use greentext the wrong way

very autistic I know but I can't help but feel like I have to help these people

>>7524740

Clown how tall are you?

>>7524743
>oh ok i understand you friend

>>7524725
>who made you the greentext police?

>>7524730
why would you post that sickening image?!

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>>7524749
>>7524750

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>tfw 6'2" 220 lbs
>tfw want a taller bf

>>7524746
5'6''ish. Tall enough to kill a man.

I think that's a reference to something. I don't know what's real anymore.

>>7524769
Cut your legs off.

>>7524746
How tall is the average wheelchair?

senpai
SENPAI

>>7524769
>tfw beautiful
>want an even better looking bf
*shrugs*

>>7524773

iunno now that I think about it, me being 5'8" and being fucked by a 5'6" dude is actually kind of a cute thought. Maybe not a sustainable one, but you seem personable enough, Clown. Too bad you waste all that time on 4chan instead.

>>7524786
Yeah, too bad I'm a piece of shit or I wouldn't be a piece of shit huh. Tough break really.

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>>7524782
I just want to snuggle under his chin when we hug okay???

>>7524777
>How tall is the average wheelchair?

perfect height

so if you step on the guy's feetpads and lean over he's already at perfect blowjob height

>tfw literally perfect in every way imaginable and make sure to spend my days letting you all know this

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>>7524791

Just get out and get some CONFIDENCE BRO

GIRLS LOVE CONFIDENCE

>>7524795
same 2bh

>>7524793
overrated cliche

>tfw 4chan memed you into having alt-right views
>tfw this prevents you from getting a bf because as soon as they bring up politics you become pseudo-/pol/ and it weirds them out

>>7524809
that sounds ideal
i'd love to practice conversion exercises on those who are clearly susceptible

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>>7524801
When you do it once you want it more and more.
Too bad the guy that lets me do it is straight.

>>7524829
The guy that used to let me do it is now dating some psycho chick who doesn't even let him hang with any male friends anymore

Breeders stay cucked for that suboptimal hole

>>7524782
Just carry around one of those small sets of stairs.

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>>7524832
I mean I should be thankful that its one of the few gay things he allows me to do with him.

>>7524817
My date just made an excuse to walk out on me as it became clear he was a Hill shill and I was for Daddy Trump (although I never said I voted for him)
Fuck my life, fuck it all

>>7524850
converting someone who feels strongly towards any party sounds hot desu

>>7524850

it's almost as if 80% of gay men are Democrat or something

>>7524859
But the fact that he walked out over something as dumb as politics what the fuck

>>7524779
And a gomenasai to you good sir

>>7524866

Homework: hit up grindr, count the number of profiles that mention Hamilton, come back

for me the answer is like 3 or 4 in a 5 mile radius

gay men are normies about politics, they're like liberal women

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>>7524809
>tfw we are both redpilled
>him: "I fucking hate niggers"
>me: "me too sweetheart"

Papi always said don't talk politics on a first date

>>7524884
wait people actually write shit in their bios

>>7524891
papi was right
his dick right 2

>>7524888
>ishitposter is still shitposting

>>7524888
*we're both racist

it's okay dude you're allowed to be racist in 2017 free speech and all just make sure you don't go out there killing black people haha

>>7524884
But he was cute too, and pudgy (my fetish desu) and had a big dick
Fuck!

>>7524891
He brought it up first

>>7524884
It's amazing on Scruff the number of profiles that say "Don't talk to me if you voted Trump"
Was I gonna vote for some dyke who hated white people?

>>7524907
Then he was at fault for assuming you'd agree, safer thing is to change the subject
Shame on degenerates
>>7524927
I've only seen this in grindr if rare

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Thinking about Charlie-chans holy cock as he purges my gay pucci with words of the Lord.

>>7524948
Scruff is full of guys who are "mathc" rather than "masc" if you nawmean
Fuck the whole gay community t b h

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>>7524907
>But he was cute too, and pudgy (my fetish desu) and had a big dick
t-thats my fetish too

>>7524980
all "masc" gays are "mathc" tho

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>>7524927
lol she didn't hate white people
its obvious she was using the biggest bait to fish for that black vote.

>>7524988
whats a mathc?

does it have something to do with being into mathematics thats pretty hot (my fetish)

>>7525002
dont (my fetish) ever (my fetish) reply (my fetish) to (my fetish) me (my fetish) ever (my fetish) again (my fetish)

>>7525002
hey, im into mathematics
wanna bump uglies?

>>7525008
thats my fetish btw

>>7525008
>(my fetish)
Thats my fetish

>>7525012
>wanna bump uglies?
honestly whoever started that needs to die
i mean they probably already are but they need to be resurrected and killed again

>>7525012
whats bumping uglies?

>>7525002
>being into mathematics thats pretty hot (my fetish)
That's dumb.

>>7525055
>dumb
That's also my fetish

>>7525055
whats wrong with being into men who like mathematics?

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Where can I go to get called a cocksleeve/slut/cumdumpster etc by hot guys?

/fit/ is pretty good, but I already post there too much as is. Anyone know any alternatives?

>>7525065
a math bf would be extremely useful desu ngl
would make algorithm creation so much easier 2bh

>>7525083
facebook comments

I honestly believe that gay men are degenerate by nature because of the way biology and society evolved. So no.

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Bane?

>>7525061

having fetishes is one of my fetishes

>>7525065
Get a proper fetish.

honestly bfs are useless outside of having someone to sit on while playing overwatch
for all other purposes there are alternatives that work even better 99% of the time

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>>7525162
And then there's this guy

>>7525134
do not kinkshame me

>>7525192
Oppressing my kinkshaming ways is the real crime, scumbo.

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>tfw body is sick and cant send FWB nudes
death come soon

>>7525192
but thats my fetish

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I only want a boyfriend and the complete dissolution of Israel. Is that too much to ask for?

>>7525223
same but he has to be jewish
and not this converted shit

well i'm fucking pissed
i was supposed to get laid tonight
i haven't been laid in 5 MONTHS

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How do I buy the right size/type of condom for me?

I usually just borrow one of my partner's condoms, but theyre just the free NHS ones and dont feel so good. But I dont want to pay for a whole pack of new condoms only to find out they dont fit/i dont like them. Is there some way to get a 'trial pack' of a whole bunch of different sized condoms to try?

>>7525233
Do you wish to console him as his Zionist puppet state crumbles?

>>7525234
Five months? Poor baby.

>>7525241
Just carry monster condoms for your magnum dong. Works every time.

>>7525241
no

>>7525246
yeah 2bh i think the sex would be great in such trying times

>>7525241
ask what size your partner is
buy that size
whoa

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>>7525289

what, are you fucking retarded?

>>7525308
i mean yeah but the doctors just say my head is 2 big for my brain

well i'm fucking pissed
i was supposed to get a deep and fullfilling emotional connection tonight
i haven't had a deep emotional connection in 5 FOREVERS

>>7525351
damn same

>>7525258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56dh1uvzpVY
i love frank

>>7525351
5 more hours sis

>>7525375
what could you have possibly meant by this

>>7525371
New season just started apparently. Might be cool.

>>7525387
about to watch right now t b h

tfw no knotted dick to tie with cute boys

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>try dating on OKCupid
>all of a sudden my match% goes down by about 5% with everyone

What the fuck did everybody suddenly decide to hate me.

>>7525433
probably appearance is at fault iibh

>>7525445
>iibh

this changes everything

>>7525482
Wtts4m

>>7525489
not as life changing as the first one

it's always sad to see a guy not willing to explore his sexuality even though you and everyone else know that he would probably be knee deep in dicks if he gave himself a chance

>>7525516

iw2ciy

>>7525558

knee dick in dicks isnt very deep

>>7525516
Philistine. That's a classic meme.

>>7525560
i mean you have to take into account the fact that i didn't detail whether they were erect or not
so think of like the first layer being a lot of flaccid penises
with a bunch of erect small ones
and then erect medium ones
and then erect large ones

>>7525558
me

>>7525598

Post ass

>>7525608
no that's gay my friend

>>7525630

It's not gay if there's no other guy in the room when you take the picture

>>7525642
uhh :thinking:

what type of guys are you into?

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bi-scum here

i hooked up with a couple cute guys my age on grindr to experiment with and overall had a good time. gay guys are much better in bed and quite frankly a lot of fun. a few questions:

1) is butt sex even worth it? one of the dudes tried to "slip" it in but holy shit i pushed him away that was painful as hell. when i tried to put it in him i kept losing my boner trying to fit it in and eventually just gave up. im not even that turned on by the idea of anal but i guess it feels really on your dick? furthermore i've had hemorrhoids in the past so should i be worried about exploring myself anally?

2) how hard is it to find a skinny 4chaning qt hairless boi to be my bf? I'm in Portland and 99% of the qt twinks seem to be egomaniacal burn outs with a coke problem

3) am i really this attractive or are gay guys really this promiscuous? i have yet to find anyone who wasn't begging to fuck me

>>7525665
>bi-

stopped reading there

please kindly leave this thread

>>7525679
what thread should i post in?

i didn't see anything fitting in the catalog and quite frankly this doesn't deserve it's own thread

also looking for gay dating advice here bc the type of guy im into seems to be exclusively into dudes

@95

try facebook

>>7524494
>will [degenerates] stop being degenerates?

What do you think Sherlock?

>>7525730
?

>>7524679
You'll get even more action, as long as you don't get fat in the process.

There are only a two muscle manlets on Grindr in a hundred miles of me. They make my dick diamonds.

>>7524850
Almost got dumped when my bf of the time bugged me into telling him I supported trump.

>>7525083
Find a fetish sight you stupid cunt rag.

>>7524494
gays are no more degentrates then the rest of the population

>>7525803
please think before you type

>>7525241
Just have to try a bunch.
Just got a bunch that fit great, whatever the biggest size the clinic had was, but now I've got a qt bf to fuck raw.

>>7525808
why are you even here mate. Cumdumpsters are degenerate, flamers are degenerate, ghetto bitches too. Anyone can be degenerate, gayness isnt an auto qualifier
>inb4 dont feed shitposters

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Why can't anime boys be real? January 20th can't come soon enough.

>>7525822
>rest of the population is compromised of ghetto bitches and cumdumpsters

-you, 2017

as I said you really need to work on thinking before you type

>>7525665
>am i really this attractive or are gay guys really this promiscuous
Probably a mix of both. Post pics and we can tell you.

>>7525830
wow is the ctrl key broken or something. When did i say "rest of." Its a list of degenerate things.

>>7524603
> chubby with hair

Disgusting

Muscular and handsome is much better. Also better not be 4-5 inches shorter or taller. Not taller because guys 6'3 or taller are often really skinny or otherwise off putting. And well 5'3-4 is just a girls height.

>>7525838
In your first post you say gays are no more degenerate than the rest of the population. On your second post you give examples of the trashiest parts of the population that are as degenerate as gays to try (and fail) to make your argument stronger

therefore one can assume that to you the rest of the population is comprised of people as degenerate as gays

I am really sorry I had to explain this to you

>>7525649

cute ones

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>>7525924
but whats your prefered body type?

>>7525831
>Post pics

you people didn't help answer any of my questions and were generally rude. why should i grace you with my celtic beauty and my (apparently) 10/10 ass?

I wish i had a boyfriend.

>>7526495
be your own boyfriend

>>7526495
id be your boyfriend anyday

>>7526495
but thats just the answer you were looking for

Hey fuckwits, what's happenin'?

>>7526639
My bf just came inside me

He even tried dirty talk. He is so cute.

>>7526639
I shaved my body for the first time and felt really good doing it, reaffirmed that I like being more of a feminine guy since I'm already jailbaity.

>>7526662

Cool. Use lots of aftershave and powder if you haven't.

>>7526639
used an anal toy for the third time. First time with vibro on. As i had thought i am a bottom-bitch-boi. Next stop, anal exclusive ejaculation

>>7526681

Neato, wish you luck, etc.

>>7523134
I started looking for a bf

>>7525412
Hopefully soon you can get some form of surgery to give yourself a fat dog cock.

In other news, Scotland is trying out the Universal Basic Income and has opened a public "shooting gallery" where, from what I gather, you go to do some clean smack. Speedball anon must be excited, but I'm worried he has already died.

>>7527242
I could be your bf if you are as desperate as you seem to be. khv semi-NEET here.

Man, folks, Helix goes more to the dogs all the time. Thank God for their back catalog, they still have Oliver Twink on their front page if you scroll down and damn well it ought to be.

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Really makes you think, huh?

>>7527567
Tfw no super pink hitler doggy dick

>>7527725

>tfw no rough nor deep throat

Y'all are fucking vanillas.

What's up with the fetish with straight guys anyway?

>>7524494
No they won't, being gay is degeneration itself

>>7527746
most of the rough stuff isn't even on pornhub so there's a bit of a bias, and im 100% sure they filter out some searches like 'rape'/'rape fantasy' anyways

>>7527751

Maybe that could be it, tho I wasn't referring to rape stuff anyways, if the bottom is not enjoying it's a big turn off for me.

>>7527242
good for you anon
I don't have the self-esteem to

>khv semi-NEET here
same boat...that's slowly sinking

>>7527725
>>7527746
>What's up with the fetish with straight guys anyway?
ikr I just don't get it either, straight guys are just kind of boring and if they've ever had sex with a woman, that's just gross

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>Will gays ever stop being degenerate?

>>7527795
>>7527572

>>7527795
>khv NEET
Social anxiety or just ugly?

>>7527725
Not as bad as Russia topping the list of searching MLP related porn.

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>>7527799

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>>7527825
>both

>>7527868
>social anxiety
>is a tripfag
How?

>>7527878
I'm already invisible enough in everyday life
Here I can at least be somebody

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>>7527897
>Here I can at least be somebody

>>7527897
Where are you from? Also how ugly are you exactly? Are you sure it's not just your low self esteem that gives you this impression?

>>7527897

You're the only tripfag that I like, if that makes you feel better.

>>7527909
you know what I mean, not a somebody but just a sense of identity

>>7527914
brexit island
not sure really, spots and scruffy, boring, no-ones ever shown any interest in me and I was always on the bottom rung in school and such

>>7527924
yay and may I ask why?

>>7527949
>scruffy
Typically NEET desu, but I do like the scruffy look generally speaking.

>boring
Same, but add an authoritarian personality and unreasonable moral standards and you're pretty much guaranteed to die alone. I have had people show interest in me only to lose it the moment they get to know me. My issues have less to do with appearance and more to do with being boring and intolerable.

How can I meet men other than apps if I'm a college student in a big city?

>>7527949

You liked my chart and agreed with me in this thread. >>7527746

Not much but you seem nice.

>>7527973
Going out to bars/clubs. Checking out the college groups of whatever you're interested in and make friends there and branch out from there. Craigslist.

There really is nothing wrong with using the apps, anon. Just dont be a horny dumbo and rush into things.

>>7527973
College is ideal for hooking up with biscum and other degenerates going through their experimentation phase. It shouldn't be that hard to find a partner in a fucking brothel unless you are looking for something serious. If you are looking for something serious then good luck with that, because you wont find it. If not then do what almost every other faggot on this board would and go suck off your fellow students in a local gloryhole.

>>7527973
just be yourself, you'll meet someone eventually

>>7527988
I'm more asexual I just want a relationship desu. Hooking up is easy but finding someone I want to be with is hard, very hard

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>>7525665
fellow bi-guy

anal wise, did he lube it up or go in dry? last time I was with a guy all he did was spit and try to jam it in (all 8'' of it, no thank you). Start out small and slow.

My experience on any dating app were either really ripped guys who put in their profile "looking for relationships" would normally be the ones instantly flooding me with dick pics, while some older guys try to at least start a convo...then dick pics

>>7528002
It is, and don't expect it to get any easier. You either slut it up and go through hundreds of hookups until one of them decides to "settle down" with you in an open "relationship" or give up on gay dating entirely.

>>7528008
Leave this thread.

>tfw hung out with a childhood friend over new years and now I've had two sex dreams about her
Welp I guess I'm not as gay as I thought I was

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>>7528011
Make me

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>best friend breaks up with gf
>he's pretty broken up about it but only shows it when I'm alone with him
>puts on an eager happy face around others
>he hasn't been responding to texts the last few days
>call him up and hear the sadness in his voice
>says hes just tired from work (lie)
>gonna hang out with him tomorrow
I really feel bad for him. I just wanna cheer him up somehow. I struggle with depression myself and he's usually the one to cheer me up so its a really rough time. Any ideas gaygen?

>>7528118

Just be there to him, this kind of things only heal with time. Do your best to keep him distracted from it.

>>7528118
make fun of his tiny dick and then make him suck you off
2bh

>>7528030
>sex with women
the gayest act in history it's unbelievable that breeders have managed to turn it into what's """""""normal"""""""

>tfw almost time to go back to college

>>7528189

Shoulda added, when does everyone else start back, my classes begin the 9th, this semester is gonna be interesting, three upper level chemistry courses and I have to do a seminar at the end of the semester.

>>7528200
I start on the 10th and I have 5 CLASSES LITERALLY IN A ROW (literally!)

>>7528210
and what makes it worse is no bf

>>7528210

Ah that's quite a lot, I'm kinda lucky with my schedule, my earliest class is 10am, and most days I only have two classes. Tuesday was gonna be rough because I had 3 classes and a lab, but I had to change to a different lab period because low amount of people signed up for that section. I'm a bit confused because there's a lot of people signed up for the class, but hardly anyone for lab.

>>7528210
tfw start at 7am get out at 3 with a 30 min break

>>7528189
tfw have a paper to finish and another hw assignment that i have to do on sunday

>>7528210
that's nothing 2bh
i hate days where you have one class early as fuck in the morning and then one in the evening but there's not enough of a gap in time for you to actually take a nap

LITERALLY agonizing

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Where do you guys hide your sex toys?

Also r8 my new setup.

>>7528286

Shoved into a cabinet in the side of my room, same in my dorm

>>7528286
waste of space and obvious to anyone who actually steps near your books (which will be often because that's what people fucking do), because the smell is obvious and it looks obvious
cut a hole in the wall and hide it behind that hideous mirror

>>7528286
In a shoe box under my desk. Super secret not touch.

>>7528296

>the smell is obvious

I seriously hope you arent one of those people who dont bother to clean and wipe down all their toys after use. thats gross.

mine dont smell at all even after a couple of months of use.

you can even buy special wipes just designed for cleaning sex toys you know

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Mfw I don't have hiv

>>7528296

What crappy dildos do you have that smell? Good silicone based dildos don't have a smell and they're non-porous.

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>>7528286
>he owns literature
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

>>7528315
>>7528286

Daily reminder to not respond to feelgood posts. Also nice faggot picture on /fit/ last night. Why are you still dyel?

>>7528315
you do realize that unless you're literally congested and can't smell anything, that sex toys have a distinct smell to them regardless of how much you try and clean it
even worse the fact that books have a distinct smell so anything straying from it is OBVIOUS

>>7528328
You should ask your friend to smell your breath and let you know if it's rancid or not. A lot of gays have bad oral hygiene and I suspect it's because they have a weak sense of smell. If you're also claiming bogus shit like "silicone based dildos don't have a smell", you probably suffer from a weak sense of smell.

Don't worry, it's common, but it might also be creeping into the rest of your life, B.O, bad breath, etc. Hopefully that's helped!

>>7528286
under my bed in a shirt that i use as a cover for my chair cause its hard to get lube out of it. Bad setup. Hollow out a big thicc book and put them in there

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>>7528364
>Judging posts based on who made them rather than their content
Sounds like reddit might be more your speed, pal.

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>>7528358
>he doesn't own literature
you might as well go do meth with all the other rednecks

>>7528358

not him but I have a really literary bookshelf filled with poetry and philosophy and cuteboys love that shit

just say u Kant wait to stuff your Moby-Dick into their Plato while u stroke their Longfellow and Balzac

>>7528628
Are cute boys into Sci-fi and Fantasy?

>>7528718

Depends on if it's good or not. Also if you read some things that are a bit more literary too. I don't speak for cuteboys but I'm fine with Fantasy as long as it's good and not like, Patrick Rothfuss.

>>7528358
>not owning books
although >>7528286 might want to put them elsewhere, like a box under you bed

>>7528718
I'm really picky with fantasy
I like lord of the rings and harry potter (if it counts) but find it tough to get into other stuff

>>7528502
He just calls everyone who disagrees with him some random tripfag as if anyone cares.

>>7528718

literally just bought a ubik poster yesterday T B H

>>7528718
only weird tales

the way robert e howard describes conan's muscly bronze body makes them cum in their pants

>>7528718
No they just pretend to be in it, much like women, because they think it attracts more guys to them.

>>7528794
>being like this
Who hurt you?

>>7528804
Truth hurts doesn't it sweetie~

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Would you date someone 5'5" or under"?

>>7528794
wew.
>>7528718
im /femgen/ and i like old sci-fi like 2001, but not crap like star whores

>>7528829
star wars isn't sci-fi, it's space opera

>>7528823
If he's qt, then yeah. I've met some sexy manlets before,even though that's not really my thing.

>>7528823
depends on how good he can dick me down honestly
it would be pretty cute for a shorty to try and keep this giant down

>>7528823
Hnnnnnng

>>7528823
of course
shorter guys are awesome
>>7528852
also this

>>7528840
I thought it was space Shakespeare

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>>7528823
Only if you were beefy. Beefy shorties are simply hnnggg.

>>7528865
some twink shorties have massive dicks though and it's terrifying

>>7528823
I prefer it.

>>7528868
Would go soft instantly.

>>7528718
my crush is :3

>>7528868
I don't care for twinks.

>>7528868
Like hitler
Any have that recent imgur collage someone posted of him?

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>>7528860
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_opera

>>7524494
Don't shit up Poptart Pete and Coffee Cat with this sub-degenerate thread.

>>7528883
I care on behalf of you.
You're welcome.

So is Dune official sci fi of gaygen?

>>7529054
no you fucking pleb

Dune is normie-tier

>>7529054
I'm not sure Dune is homoerotic enough for gaygen.

>>7529079
gaygen has shit taste anyway, something like Dune just wouldn't fly

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>>7528906
Thanks.

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>tfw in love

>>7529111

aww

does his dick have a healthy dose of freckles?

I personally discovered I have a freckle on the middle of my taint and I'm self conscious about it

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>>7528868
>terrifying

Sounds mega hot to me.


>>7528883

Don't dismiss all twinks sp. I know of one that wouldn't mind giving you a pounding ;3c

>>7529133
Just a normal dick. I love how I used to be closeted and angry pol tier and now I'm just a total sub who loves his man and am super happy

>>7529155

reminds me of how I was really homophobic when I was 15. I'm pretty accepting of all normal brances of LGBT now, being gay, but MtFs piss me off, they're all really annoying. FtMs are pretty cool dudes though on average

>>7529155
>>7529323
I choked a kid till he passed out on the playground when I was in gradeschool, cause he called me a fag.

I'm still choking dudes, so I guess not a whole lot has changed. lol

>>7529349

i never had you pegged for a bully desu Ann

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>>7529140

>>7529360
Lol the kids was two greases advice me and almost twice my size.

Unless you meant in the bedroom. In which case, is not bullying if they like it.

>>7529406
>greases advice
Grades above

I need to stop using swipe.

>>7529349
>I choked a kid till he passed out on the playground
(that's my fetish)
too bad the only time I've been able to partake in that sort of interaction was grade school when a chubby large asian guy started breaking down because he had no friends

>>7529416
That's an oddly specific fetish.

>>7529467
Meant to add that as a blobby mess, don't understand how anyone can look like this.

>>7529457
I mean I wouldn't call it a fetish because I can't really do it anymore. So I've moved on, it was just a grade school thing. Now I'll just settle for being choked by any qt

>>7529399

Why is your tripcode different?

>>7529474
It all comes down to not eating like shit and going to the gym

>>7529474
Basically just stop caring for your own existence and you too will have a patchy beard, go to political rallies, sharpie your body, and barely have any guns but love pretending you do. :)

>>7529524
upvoted ;)

>>7529399

why didn't you take Jupp's last name? is it too russian sounding? do you not like vodka?

>>7529532
this isn't the_donald sweetie you don't have to upvote everything you see :)

>>7529516
>It all comes down to not eating like shit and going to the gym
Always a catch, haha.

>>7529541
don't be so smug sweetie

your candidate lost

>>7529567
>everyone who disagrees with me must be a hillary supporter

mmmm... rlly makes u think....

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>>7529573
It's a two party system. If you're against one you must love the other

>>7529597
>american """"democracy""""

>>7529597
>centrists don't real

>>7529567
>>7529597
americans everybody
literally retarded

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>>7529629
Trump is a centrist. He ran as Republican yet he's the most liberal presidential candidate their party has ever had.

>>7529567
>your candidate lost
She should be glad.
Times are incredibly unstable, social unrest everywhere, terrorism almost daily somewhere, major political shifts on the rise, major demographic shifts, major scandals everywhere, immense pressure on things like climate change, human rights and other things that a lot of people demand unreasonable answer to that have to be fixed somehow.

Trump is gonna have it really tough to steer away from looming disaster and keep his head cool along the way (and not losing his head to angry losers).
Hillary would have that disastrous weather, plus the whole Obama legacy she'd have to build on and keep running, plus the immense pressure of being the first female POTUS and all the expectations that come with it. And there's the whole grumpiness regarding the Bernie Burnout plus the whole email thing that'd affect her rating.
Also being on the democrat side would have made things a lot more troublesome.

>>7529655
Pull the other one now.

>>7529658

Trump of course famously known for his thick skin and ability to listen to other people's advice. Especially the intelligence and diplomatic services.

Its going to be an interesting 4 years. Can't wait to tell my grandkids about it.

>>7529658
Well with her out of the way I can get behind another candidate.

Brian Sims and would be lovely

>>7529676
>Brian Sims
I bet he would be lovely, anon.

>>7529672
>Trump of course famously known for his thick skin and ability to listen to other people's advice.
As I said Trump is gonna have it incredibly tough, but he carries far less weight on his shoulders than Hillary does, despite his arguably insane campaign promises.

>Its going to be an interesting 4 years.
This shit is gonna last far longer than 4 years.
I wouldn't be surprised if it outlived Trump.

After all change always wins.

>>7529655
Depends on what you're talking about.

He was "far-right" (LEL) on the only issue a large plurality of the 'conservative' base actually cared about, immigration. On the other hand it's clear he couldn't give two shits about who people fuck or foreign warmongering for fun and profit(and how hilarious is it that hillary was butt buddies with neocons and everyone on the left just ignored this?).
>bush spending all his time talking about muh common core and other shit most people think are important, but not THAT important
>wants amnesty and legalization and calls illegal immigration an act of love as a member of a party full of people fucking mad as hell about that shit
I remember being in Dallas for one of Trump's early rallies. I thought I was going to go deaf whenever he talked about The W A L L.

t. straight guy who likes to fuck femme looking boys.

>>7529745

If trump is so centrist, how come all of Trumps cabinet people (who will actually decide most policies) are corporate lackeys or republican hardliners?

>>7529672
This.

Thanks to some uneducated racist backwater rednecks voting for that impulsive orange manchild out of spite, the whole world is now going to be thrown into darkness. Enjoy your Cold War 2.0. After all, you did ask for it.

You made your bed, now lie in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljOMXgfflRI

>>7529768

hella epic false flag, my man
awesome

>>7529763
because the only quality trump cares about in the people he surrounds himself with is loyalty

>>7529777
>false flag
>>>/pol/

fuck off with your conspiracy theories

not everyone is trying to fuck you over

>>7524494
>Enjoy your Cold War 2.0. After all, you did ask for it.

Ehh, I dunno. Trump may be politically and diplomatically retarded, but I'm not gonna predict doom. We've had far worse presidents in the past.

>>7529768
>Enjoy your Cold War 2.0.
With who?
Iran?

>>7529763
Well he can't just appoint some average Joe can he? what do you know about economics?

Of course some of his Cabinet picks are going to have ties to some shit or another

The most known critique has probably been his pick for secretary of Treasury mnuchin who has worked for goldman sachs

Still, Trump didn't take Money from goldman sachs. Clinton did.

>>7529799
(((CHYNA)))
all those poor white families are going to be pissed if trump actually enacts ANY of his promises
o well
maybe next time~~~~

>>7529827

I didnt say he should appoint me, lmao

I'm saying that the way the system works is the president is supposed to pick cabinet members who share his values and priorities. That should be fairly obvious.

There are TONS of highly qualified experts, Trump was in no way forced into any of his picks.

Since Trump changes what he says his policies are every 4 seconds, I think that looking at his actions are the best way to figure out what kind of presidency he'll run. Looking at his actions so far, its looking like hes a hardline conservative republican who is suspiciously pro-corporate and pro-lobbyist, despite all his big talk about 'draining the swamp'.

>>7529827
>Still
Let me stop u friend
Do not make excuses for your golden boy when he is GIVING POWER TO A GOLDMAN SACHSJEW.

It's one thing to be entirely against the likes of GS. You hate them having the ability to lobby and influence politics, either directly or indirectly. It's entirely hypocritical to support a candidate and/or be someone who criticizes Clinton receiving money from GS, while defending appointing one of those cunts into power. So many of you cunts are like "hurrdurr DOWN WITH THE ESTABLISHMENT!!!" and then support a man who is literally just strengthening the fucking establishment. Congrats, this is why America continues to decline.

Get some fucking standards, will you? I don't say this specifically about the Trump situation, it's very clear you need to do some soul searching to figure out exactly what it is you support.

>>7529827
>Gets elected on a promise to 'drain the swamp' in Washington
>Immediately picks almost exclusively Washington insiders and business interests for his cabinet; the very people he said he'd get rid of
>Still has retards like this defending him

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>>7529842
>>7529846
>>7529847
>he's not even in the oval office yet
>*autistic screeching*
it's gonna be a good 8 years

>>7529877
>Someone just criticized God-Emprah Trump

"I know! I'll call them whining babies and autists. That'll show them! "

>>7529888
well youre acting like a whining autistic baby so why not

>>7529906
>"fuck I don't have an intelligent response"

Trump couldn't even carry the popular vote, of course he's going to come in hated when he's > 2 million votes behind the losing candidate. And people didn't like her much, either. Obama came in with calls of "ANTICHRIST!" and he actually got a plurality.

>go to gym
>get down to 19% body fat from 30%
>start going late at night because it's less populated
>tfw guys stare at me
>tfw even if they're gay they aren't my type
>How do I get these guys to stop staring

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>>7531184
Whoops I forgot the pic

>be me
>be "straight" (only liked traps in fantasy)
>go to party
>get drunk
>talk with guy
>wake up with sore ass and a guys arms around me
>"well ok then"

>>7524662
Sounds stupid senpai
>>7524679
Yes
>>7531184
You don't

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