/gaygen/ Gay Male General

>>7518522

/threetripcodesandaguywhospergsoutwhensomeonementionsasianmen/

I'll pass senpai

>>7518535
i mean yeah asians are pretty low tier

What do you think of monogamy?

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>qts edition
hi

I haven't been here in a while.

Has a lot changed in a year?

>>7518590
>wine
>not craft beer
nice """"man""""

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>>7518600
>current year
>still drinking "craft beer"

SWINE
W
I
N
E

Rat Race is a classic movie

>>7518596
Freddie?

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>>7518522
Ima qt

>>7518621
I remember him. What about rugby and that fat ginger and the nice guy who had a bf who always posted hot daddies? I was heron.

>>7518632
Was jynx that guy? Last I heard he posts ok /hm/.
Idk about the rest. This whole board is trash now. This thread is even more of a tripfag circlejerk than it was back then

>>7518638
Damn I was just bored and figured id check it out but always felt it was weird anyways. I remember jynx now, wiz was ginger, and silentprotagonaist was other guy i mentioned. i slowed down around the peak of swedes popularity. Found a bf and havent been on since.

But wassup homies??

>>7518638
>>7518647
>This thread is even more of a tripfag circlejerk than it was back then
We chased away most of the tripfags, though.

>>7518653
im back, but im not tripping,,, so theres that?

>>7518617
I have that on VHS, it's shit

Hot Shots 2 is an actual classic comedy movie

>>7518675
Never seen that but heard good things.

Rat race to me is just something i saw when i was younger so its got a nostalgic boost in how i judge it but i can see that it aint great.

For real, do you think its ok to occasionally sleep around just for fun while still being emotionally and romantically committed to one man? I think there's more for me explore to sexually but im in a relationship now and i dont want to ruin that.

>>7518709
kys slut

>>7518600
>beer
What is this, high school?

>>7518719
No but really? Have you been in a relationship? Have you had a lot of sex? He always says he wants to fullfill my biggest fantasy, but that is not realistic but i dont want to tell him "i want to be gangbanged" because, like you said, it makes me look slutty, when in reality i havent cheated at all and he admitted to some cheating.

>>7518727
if all you do is cheat on each other you don't deserve each other

>>7518709

Literally what girl, no of course not why would you do that. Been there, cheating is not good for your soul

>>7518687
Hot Shots 2 is so outlandish that everyone who has seen it remembers at least some scenes from it

This is the one I never forgot about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNkvLDF7JOY

>>7518727
Just be in an open relationship then, agree on some ground rules and make sure you both are using protection. Fuck it, you're not married and don't have kids, might as well try to keep that emotional commitment even if it doesn't come with physical exclusivity.

>>7518765
No one cheats. He cheated once, and barely, and it thought it was hot.

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>Tfw saved from trannydom by embracing homosexuality and understanding that I shouldent hate myself for liking men

Dodged a fucking bullet.

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>>7518842
>that thing
>cute

>>7518815
good on you man

lord knows I thought of it more than once, but a man is always a man

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so what was your aoty 2016 anon?

>>7518842
>problematic glasses
ironic or not, that's practically an instant 0/10 for me.

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Post people who you find unconventionally attractive

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>>7518881
this stupid sexy classically trained actor

a handsome voice makes a man in my opinion

>>7518881
Michael Phelps

>>7518842
he'd be cute if he was less of a retard
basically he needs to tone it down to joji tier

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>>7518881
This thing. Not sure what it has in it's pants though.

show me the bf and ill show you the bp

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>>7518881
these two
yas gawd

>>7518881

looks comfy

>>7518918

agree completely, voices are amazing

>>7518919

I can see it

>>7518952

Thats not even unconventionally attractive, its just normal attractive

>>7519003

one on the left literally doesnt look human
i get the one on the right though

>>7519013
the one on the left is kind of inhuman, emotionless really
but all the better to fuck 2bh
the one on the right is more conventionally attractive by western standards though, still a qt

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>>7518881

he has a very cute demeanor and he's very talented for a mainstream actor

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>>7519027
he looks like an aged version of that kid in the kingsman

>>7519027
martin freeman is literally the perfect househusband

>>7519030

I doubt he ever looked like that. He was probably always a bit softer looking than that

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>>7519013
>Thats not even unconventionally attractive, its just normal attractive
It's a stick insect

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>>7518881
young vincent cassel was straight up hot

he aged... not particularly well, but he's still weirdly attractive

same deal with benicio del toro

>>7519030
I love that hairy guys in Hollywood movies are an accepted thing again

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>crushing on straight friend
>kind of want him to face fuck me while calling me a fag and repeatedly asking if I enjoy it
Is this mental illness beginning to fester or...?

>>7519069
He's not very hairy though m8

>>7519092
yeah but compare a movie from 2015 to one from 2002, most leading men had to have their chests and armpits completely smooth

>>7519101
It's still true, most leading men do have to shave though.

>>7519072

i know that feel

last night i masturbated by tying an aikedo belt round my neck and attaching it to my bedpost like a dog leash

/lgbt/ officially sucks. never coming back

>>7518632
>>7518647
Swede and I are seeing eachother again next week. Wiz is still a fat piece of shit with no life. SP is still balding.

>>7519123
You guys were my only gay friends but i feel like i can never come back. byeeeee

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>>7519109

how does grindr work? Should I get it if I'm attractive and young or no?

>>7519142

If you live in a big city then, if you keep looking, you can find a qt to hookup with and maybe even get a fwb thing going

if you dont live in a big city or are very impatient, dont bother. unless you just want some attention for a self esteem boost, then it works great.

grindr is 99% crap, and it takes effort to find that 1%.

>>7519142
if youre into older men men and youre young DONT MISS OUT on the best sexual experience of your life

>>7519134
literally who?

>>7519163
literally kys

>>7519142
>I broke down and downloaded it but everyones either too good looking or I'm not attracted to them
I'm too broken anyway

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>>7519165
not an answer

>>7519161
>>7519151
I'm in a well populated area outside NYC, not into older men though. How's the usage among college students

>>7519134

don't listen to that turkfat. Silent protagonist is doing okay, he doesn't post here much these days same goes for wizzy.

This place has been dying for some time now. Glad you got a bf, you are still one of the hottest guys that posted here.

>>7519185

decent. most use scruff in ny i think tho.

>>7519185
Forgot to add,
How do people see my profile? Can i disable my GPS on my phone and then they won't see it? Can some creep track me down

>>7519194

you can disable the GPS feature in options

when you turn off location on your phone your profile is invisible

if you live in an urban area noone is going to "track you down"

Do people date though grindr or just hookup?

>>7519213

just hookup. sometimes hookups can become relationships, but i wouldnt hold your breath

>>7519163
literally im heroN!!

Holy shit there's so many cute guys on grindr who are actually within my age range
Why does everyone always complain about it being terrible?

>>7519262

wait until they show up and don't look like their picture.

I met a guy today and while he was still pretty attractive his pictures were deceiving. I know some of the people who show up on my grindr and I know for a fact they picked a really flattering picture because they don't actually look that good.

>>7519273
You mean people would actually not be entirely honest about how attractive a partner they are? My word.

>>7519003
Jun > Mingyu

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>>7518862
Good thing my bf will let me be his doll at the weekend too

>>7519273
>they picked a really flattering picture

everyone does this.
would you pick an ugly picture of yourself?

>>7519316
>anybody from chinaline over korealine in 2017

>>7519328
>>7518815
Amy pls. Back to mtfg

>>7518815
dumb amyposter

>>7519328
make sure to take your skittles even if you are presenting male

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>>7519358
No

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>>7519365
I don't need to pass. It's only for my bf AND when I feel like it

>>7519262
Everyone on grindr around me is a bottom
but i'm a bottom too so what the fuck

>>7519358
>>7519364
>>7519365
Protect him from the trannies!
Back vile fiends. Back I say!

To guys in their 20s still go to gaybars?

I haven't stepped foot in one my entire life, but I really need to find ways to meet guys outside soulless apps.

>>7519332
>would you pick an ugly picture of yourself?

I pick a representative picture and I like sending them a picture I will literally snap of myself while I am texting them. Why lie and make a mediocre first impression? I'll literally send them a picture of me drinking and then I show up and it's more impressive than the picture.

>>7518842

His face is really weird and unattractive. It's like, most of his features are individually attractive but the gestalt is far less than the sum of the individual features. It's like the male version of Anita Sarkeesian. Those expressions he makes make me wanna punch him in the jaw.

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>>7518881

>>7519380
Play bumperbutts

>>7519455
Well I'm already hitting up this pudgy-but-muscular qt who wants to impale my boihole
senpai would be proud

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>>7519436

> Sheev will not be amused, Commander-San.

hi. I'm gay

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>>7519543
im very straight

>>7519543

faggot

>>7519543
Hi Gay, I'm dad

Can you say I love you too much?

>>7519543
ew.

speaking of apps is tinder ok for gays to find a """"relationship"""" or should i not bother

>>7519670

if you mean a relationship where sitting on a dick is first base then yes

otherwise no

>>7519474

So proud bb

>>7519728
ty <3
He has a big wiener too

>>7519670

Tinder is the most relationship-oriented

Don't listen to bitter queens

>>7519756

Is your bussy ready

>>7519779
Tinder is just as hookup oriented as grindr, tinder is just a safe space for breeders.
but idg why queens have to use an app explicitly for relationships, love can and will bloom in a dark alley with your anon grindr boy

>>7519788
ofc, I'm a good boy
I'm much smaller than him body size wise so I hope he's gentle (at first)

>>7519812

Nah

That's tru tho I always end up snuggling w hookups

>>7519813

may he gape your bussy good and call you a good boy

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Why is he so perfect?

>>7519836
>that thing gets to suck joji daily
smdh

>>7519825
hookups are always into cuddles
literally only str8 females aren't into that shit and they're worthless so

>>7519825
I'll have to greentext our date tomorrow~

>>7519812
I noticed that 10x more str8 guys use Tinder in my area than homos
It fucking sucks

>>7519847
What makes it worse is that every gay guy I swipe on tinder looks like this >>7518842
and every straight guy looks like this >>7518522

>>7519836

Who?

>>7519847

Are yall doin something cute first or just fuckin

>>7519847
yeah tinder was just always advertised as being for everyone, so straights clinged on to it

>>7519856
they're both shit and extremely overrated though

>>7519856
Now for the past week or so I get the "There's no one new around you" message every time I open Tinder except for the occasional fuccboi making the stupid bunny face thing

>>7519857
>Are yall doin something cute first or just fuckin
We's goin out for pizza and beer first, and then maybe fuckin idk yet

>>7519887
yeah because who tf signs up for a dating app in january lmao
everyone is just hitting the gym because they're so going to ace their resolution this year

around feb is when people start joining/reactivating because of valentines and resolution bore
march bc spring break
april-may bc semester starting (at least here)
and so on

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I'm a 22 year old who's never had sex with another guy, only women. I have a thing for older men, I told a 31 year old, very tall man I met on Tinder (6'6", so even if he's lying he's still tall) with a very handsome face I'd like to invite him to my apartment for wine. We exchanged a lot of nude photographs over SMS and found we were both sexually compatible, he's a top and I want him to fuck me, he told me he's into short 5'9" manlets like myself and thinks I'm cute.

How do I entertain a man? I'm very new to this. Also any practical guides on gay sex? I'd like to read a manual before I practice with him.

I'm sure it will suck because it's my first time, but he seems to like me so maybe we can have multiple encounters and I can learn how to have good sex with a man.

>>7519924
trash

>>7519554
I don't like hairy dudes and not really into muscle guys but goddamn this guy is aesthetic. I mean that's almost like the perfect upper body. I wish I had a body like that. Almost makes me want to quit being a femboy and go full twunk

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>>7519836
i dubbbz looks great and all but

>>7519924
>short 5'9" manlets
Unacceptable.

5 hours til hopefully weed comes in the post. Makes me incredibly horny and porn is just so amazing with it.

>>7519924
Don't ask for advice on gaygen or 4chan in general. People aren't helpful here and the only appropriate thing to do is shitpost.

But to answer your question. Just bro out with him and chat and relax. Men are easy.

As for sex, just adopt the doggy position and let him penetrate you, it's rather easy.

>>7519836
this tbhfam

>>7519812
>but idg why queens have to use an app explicitly for relationships, love can and will bloom in a dark alley with your anon grindr boy
well im ugly as fuck so i figured i may have a 1% chance of charming someone on tinder with my profile instead of 0% on grindr

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/soc/ rated me 4/10, how do I fix this?

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>bottom
>only attracted to twinks
I never asked for this

>>7520335
You have that weird combination of being light haired and dark bearded like my ex bf has.
Don't know what to tell you there.

>>7520345

Yeah I gotcha. Ill try to fix that

>>7520342
being a sexual position is a meme.

>>7520350
idk I'm kind of a twink myself and submissive as all fuck, how do I get myself to be attractive to more manly men that want to fuck me

>>7520335
-haircut has nothing going on. looks sloppy and notgood.
-partially the lighting can cause that but your jaw definition is almost nonexistent in this picture and contributes to this jaw/chin/neck all the same color/shade and merged to one another look at first glance. some of that is just fixable with better picture taking, the other 1/2 is losing a bit of weight until it comes off in the face.
-shirt is somehow both baggy and still ill-fitting. that is not how a shirt is supposed to fit. size down or find a different brand.
-clean your mirror

>>7520381

Im gonna go shower, shave, wash my face and take a new pic in a clean mirror

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>>7520377
Your whole post is a meme.
How about being a normie gay that is into other guys?

>>7520117
but pic not related

Just told a doctor about my sex history since april and concealing about half of them while being a shitty liar
AMA

>>7520722
you getting pREP

>>7520725
Is that a question? What is pREP? I don't know.

>>7520744
its an anti HIV drug

>>7520754
No they gave me antibiotics for chlamydia last time. Today I only had to tell them all the guys Ive had sex with according to the law.
I'm gonna go for my first bf for real this year, no more diseases for me and more unprotected sex.

You know how you see an extra in one scene in one tv show and he's so hot hnnnng and you never see him again.

you know that feel when you want a bf but you don't actively do anything towards attaining one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrY1XltlRWg

How can I find a cute redneck like this and make him my bf? I want a /pol/ bf so fucking bad so we can hate on niggers and jews all day and have amazing sex

I'm from Europe and this kind of guys doen't exist where I live, I would have to move to East Europe (trash) or USA (was thinking about Missouri or Colorado, what do you think?

>>7521568
racists have the worst sex though
same with cucks tho

I need a sweet ass, will squatting while lifting heavy weights give it to me? Don't care how long it takes. I'm out of shape and need it to get twinkier.

>>7521955
no that's a myth
sweet asses are based in genes (and good jeans)

>bf has big fat dick
>nice big butt
>hard belly, but not fat like """bears"""
>cutest laugh and smile
>lived as a straight man for most of his life, shows no gay mannerisms (probably bad of me to like this, but I do)
>thinks everything I do is adorable
>is completely infatuated with me
>I with him
>says he'll take care of me financially because of work reasons

I don't know how I got so lucky, but I am so happy :')

How early is too early to put a ring on it?

>>7521962
Alright, will it at least turn my squarish one into a nicer squarish ass? Barring troglodyte genes I should be good yea?

>>7521993
If you actually work out your entire body and don't do stupid shit like doing 500 squats a day and only 1 pushup, yes.

>>7522001
Noted.

Hello fags. Got a question. I'm interested in trying out gay stuff but I'm extremely, and I mean extremely hairy. Especially in my butthole. How do I go about shaving that in the best way possible?

>>7522055
consider suicide at that point

>>7522055
>implying we don't love hairy buttholes

>>7522065
I don't feel comfortable with it though. I'd like to try a completely shaved look but I don't know the first thing about body hair care.

>>7522055
Trim with scissors a lot, take a hot shower for a bit, shave very carefully with a fresh razor, rinse, repeat.

>>7522086
Neat, thanks.

>>7522085
then do this >>7522086, or if you want a safer and lazier way is using Nair (it's what i use)

>>7520335

By not caring what /soc/ thinks? It's awfully teenagerish to post your face online for critique..

>>7520342
there are plenty of top twinks quit yer bitchin

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>>7519142
N O
N
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>>7520335
a 4? really? I've seen much uglier people than you getting 6s and 7s on /soc/

I honestly would give you a 6

>>7522188
why? my local grinder is either average gays, occasional pretty guys, and old fucks
do they all have HIV?

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>>7518881

>>7522001
>500 squats a day and only 1 pushup
uh nothing wrong with that..

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>>7522199
I'm exaggerating if you just want hookups, grindr is fine. I just think hookup culture is deplorable but you have no reason to give a fuck about what I think.
I'm sure a lot of guys are pozzed though so use protection if you want to fuck strangers

>>7520335
I don't like it when people are rated out of 10
To me you look perfectly attractive but it would depend on your interests and mannerisms really

>>7522193
>why are there so many gay porn sites that are just some random made up dude's name?

>>7522055
Just shave with a razor but be extremely careful. It takes a while to get down but you'll find your way eventually.

>tfw i live in nyc and i cant meet men
I'm young and pretty what am I doing wrong?

>>7521395
No but I used to

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>came 5 times today
>still horny
What do I do?

>>7522402
Keep fapping till your dick gives out.

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>>7522455
Last time I tried that I spent 15 hours fapping and I still ended up going to sleep with a hardon

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what are your opinion on chain necklaces? I have a silver one similar to this with chains not too wide. Is it attractive? Depends? Mind you I live in a country without blacks, am not black myself and I know blacks love these.

>>7519072
>>7519109
I'm hard.
>Tfw no submissive faggot bf to use and abuse

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>>7522494
Do whatever you want man it's your style you know what's best, just don't be a pussy if anyone criticizes your style. Wear it with confidence or don't.

>>7522473
Maybe you need to suck less at hand jobs.
>>7522494
I always liked them. Seems like they're one chain short of being a slave leash.

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>>7522494
Yeah. I like wearing charms but I don't have any actual chain necklaces. I usually wear things like this on rope chains with solid color shirts but regular chains are good too, they just lack the character of charms. But they do look very nice.

>>7522473
Reduce you're test levels? Inject synthetic test for a few months then quit. Your natural and overall test levels will tank after that

>>7522505
Thing is I have zero sense of style or fashion so I do experiment and probably look ridiculous doing it, or not? I dunno
>>7522514
cool. I would never ever do anything bdsm, but.
>>7522515
thanks

is it weird this man's voice makes me rock hard?
https://youtu.be/YD1OS8oF6-E?t=6s

pls vocaroo
talk & sing songs
i want to hear your sexy voices

>>7522838

he's using a pitch changer clearly to make his voice sound deeper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkAyo8KBeFw

Where is your prince /gg/?

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>>7523091
In Denmark, sleeping with some skanky whore he met on the internet.

>>7522396
WHAT CHANGED

I MUST KNOW

Americans how does it feel to know you will never get your foreskin back?

>>7523126
Storytime?

>>7522126

Nair is AWWWFFULLLL for this. It's basically just giving yourself minor chemical burns and doesn't even work that well (you might have to wax or shave afterwards.)

>>7522085

The first shave is hell, takes 2 hours and a portable mirror for the butthole and taint. After that you can literally just reshave the scruff in the shower once a week and before fuggin.

>>7523176

tfw never can invite gay friends over for dick cheese and wine

>>7523217
my sincerest condolences

>>7523227

its okay. I actually prefer sharp cheddar and brie

>>7523233
do any of those come served in a dick platter though?

>>7523236

please don't make me insecure about my jewish body

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>tfw no Chad bf

>>7523240
it's okay at least you're american and free and totally not fat or dumb on average

>>7523176
>>7523240
circumcision seems so weird though
how does it occur to anyone to do that to penises anyway?

>>7523176
Pretty good.
I laugh whenever a cutie goes ew when taking about uncut dicks.

>>7523279
>Tfw I'm the Chad bf

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Am I cute?

>>7523286
If I had to guess it has something to do with being american and having backwards ass logic

>>7523289
I want to let you know you will be in my prayers. It's just not fair that people like you have to suffer through this

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>You lookin at me, faggot? Get the fuck over here and suck my cock. Swallow my load like a good boy but don't you dare try to fucking kiss me, faggot

>>7523294

you have terrible photography skills

dunno about anything else tho

>>7523289
>>Tfw I'm the Chad bf
Tell me more.

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>>7523289
>chad
>on the /gaygen/ of the /lgbt/ board of a Cantonese wall paintings forum

whatever makes you sleep at night

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>>7523207
I don't know much about his side of the story, and the whole Denmark incident is pretty recent from what I have heard.

Anyways I've been in love with him since I was 15 which is about almost 7 years now.
First 4 of these were me scrambling to not fuck our friendship up (accidentally did it anyways) and in that final year I gave up and spilled everything (he took it surprisingly well though) but the damage had been done and our friendship was practically dead at that point.

Last 3 years were me slowly dying because of love, along with growing increasingly paranoid and bitter and isolated.
I did try to start over and make something out of my life but that idea exploded right into my face when I heard he succesfully did before me and was living in Denmark with his girlfriend, which came as a surprise to me and practically everyone else he knew (which makes me think he met her over League of Legends).

And worst of all I might have had a chance all along.
So at this point in life I have fully accepted my destiny as a real life example of a Disney villain that will die a very ironic death.

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/sobs

>>7523357
this story makes no sense to anyone else but you

>>7523310
>>7523355
Not that much of a chad. Just:
>Tall
>White
>Big dick
>mildly attractive
Been called a chad before though, and told I was "living life on easy mode"

>>7523399
Then you aren't a chad. Being called a chad doesn't make you a chad. Chads are never called chad to their face, people are 2 scared to do so.

>>7523365
>zit on the end of his nose
Can't unsee.

>>7523401
>Chads are never called chad to their face
Mostly because they don't associate with anyone who knows the Chad meme.

>>7523365
im actually triggered by guys with a lighter colour beard
it'll be a no
thank u

>>7523407
Also that desu

>>7523385
>this story makes no sense
It only makes no sense if you don't know that 4+3=7.

>>7523418
dude it makes no sense its not even a real story. You have all the context so it makes sense to you to anyone else its just really vague

>>7523294
the half of your face I can see looks fine but if you want ratings go to /soc/ maybe?

>>7523296
americans didn't do it first
it was a muslim/jewish thing but I still can't imagine why anyone would willingly disfigure their sons/themselves

>>7523357
It might be best to just try and forget him, delete photos etc., and just move on

I feel gay but I'm straight.

>>7523446
Remember its not gay is you say no homo after.

>>7523453
So I can bang qt's and still be straight, right?

>>7523435
>why anyone would willingly disfigure their sons/themselves
Religious reasons.
It's a well established theological fact that the foreskin is the root of all evil.

>>7523457
Yeah my bf does it all the time.

>>7523463
Going without circumcision has risen in america, and now Trump is elected. Smdh

>>7523457
Yeah. I'm 100% straight. Just ask my bf.

I generally go by the rule: "It's not gay unless you're catching"

>>7523446
wut?

>>7523463
>theological fact
these two words should never be side by side
medical reasons aside, does anyone know why people circumcise for religion?

>>7523465
>straight bf
Is that really possible?

>>7523423
Because of your glaring disability, I'll give you a summary:
>Closeted guy comes out to his crush and fucks everything up

>>7523435
I haven't talked to him in person for like 3 years.
Last contact was a skype chat in February.
I don't have pictures anymore.
I wish I could get rid of these memories too.

>>7523504
you just suck at telling stories

>>7523508
You just suck at reading.
I bet you have trouble with ikea instruction manuals as well.

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>>7523403
>>7523409
virgins

>>7523524
why shift the conversation towards me the one with issues here is clearly you

>>7523496
>does anyone know why people circumcise for religion?
It's the covenant of Abraham. Basically God told the Israelites to do it.

>chubby chris pratt will never sit on your face

just kill me now

>>7523497
yeah it's possible im doing it rn
only downside is the no homo part gets annoying

>>7523540
yes, you'll always be one sweetie
but it's ok, you can provide value to the world in another way :)

>>7523540
>do people really think these massive tattoos look good?

>>7523550
so there's no actual given reason for it? just idiots getting way too into an imaginary game of simon says?

>>7523541
>HEY I CAN'T READ FOR SHIT
>don't shift the conversation towards me
Do you always complain like this?

>>7523568
Some anthropologists suggest it was done because it was easier to clean in a desert environment. Any sort of ritual mutilation/scarification is a powerful tool in separating the "us" from "them".

I'm personally glad my parents did it to me before I was old enough to remember it. And I'm going to do it to my kids as well. just because " an imaginary game of simon says"

I know a guy that was so upset about it, that he no longer talks to his parents. lol

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>>7523593

>>7523575
this isn't healthy dude. For you for me and for everyone around you

>>7523593
why though?

>>7523610
because he's dumb and american what other reason do you really need?

>>7522494
Stupid trashy crap.

>>7523610
Why not? It hasn't had any negative effects on my sex life, and I don't have to deal with dick cheese.

It would be a lot rougher on a kid to have to deal with growing up uncircumcised in the states.

Also: Religious Reasons

>>7523618
dick cheese is so much of a non-issue

you wouldn't know though because your dick is cut lmoa

>>7523618
>american
>barely had any sex
>cut
>religious
>wants kids
at that point you should consider finding someone to help you suicide

>>7523618
so by that logic if you don't want sleepers in your eyes remove your eyelids?
It just seems so extreme and unnecessary

>>7523630
>barely had any sex
Right on the other points.

>>7523618
Do you happen to be a charlie?

>>7523636
Sounds metal as fuck.

>>7523638
No. Charlie gives the rest of us religious types a bad name.

>>7523637
It's just an objective truth though, no need to feel bad. I mean how can you have sex at all when you spend so much time shitposting?

>having lots of sex is something to be proud of

>>7523609
You'll just have to excuse me then.
The knowledge that the love of my life is fucking some skanky Danish whore he met on the internet is eating away at my sanity.

>>7523648
>not shit posting during that post coitus glow.
The fact is if you're gay or bi and have grindr, the only limit on how much sex you can have is how much time you want to spend fucking.

>>7523653
Having a lot of sex isn't something to be proud of. It's not something to be ashamed of either.

>>7523653
it means you're not ugly and what little time you have on this earth was spent experiencing life and youth to it's fullest

what does being a virgin loser get you? some sanctimonious bragging rights and a boring unfulfilled life? ideally you should be having lots of sex by the time you discover how to wank, otherwise you'll just be a shitty partner to whoever you decide to settle down with when you're old and too gross to fuck around

>>7523665
you're excused

was he cute?

>>7523677
>only beautiful people have sex

I bet you're buttfucking ugly rofl

>>7523681
To me he was.

>>7523685
aaaaawwwwwwww

oh well better luck next time

>>7523646
It just seems so much more unpleasant hassle than just teaching them too wash under it

>>7523638
>>7523646
I love how Charlie's become a meme

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>>7523684
>get hit on a ton and approached by people that wanna bone all the time
>"OMG UR UGLY"

how often do people approach you for anything? oh thats right they don't because you're an ugly 20 year old virgin creep

>>7523703
>I love how Charlie's become a meme
I don't.
And I'm partly to blame.

>>7523708
I hope that picture isn't you.

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>>7523677
Shaming young men for not being whores is the most backwards thing that I've seen today. Have you interacted with whores? They are not fulfilled or happy people. They are hollow and depressive, and usually ineffectual. Their utility lies only their ability to please others sexually. Pretending that whoring out is a rite of passage for mentally healthy men or even women is so incredibly backwards because whores are simply miserable people.

>>7523708
wow dude are you calling me fucking ugly what the hell is wrong with you you don't even know how I look. Back the fuck off please this is really insensitive and uncalled for

also your whole post reeks of insecurities but I bet all the sex you get helps

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>>7523727
>he got successfully baited in the current year

>>7523733
I thought it was pretty easy to understand I was being sarcastic on the first part of my post

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>>7523714
unlike you /r9k/ 4chan virgins who couldn't even get laid in high school? lmao keep projecting you're misery

>>7523713
I look cuter than that and I'm currently attending MIT, swede actually told me he wishes he looked as good as i do
wtf are you doing with your ugly life?

>>7523747
you're totally not horror why do you even pretend you're him

you are so sad actually

which just adds to what I said

insecurities after insecurities

>>7523747
>wtf are you doing with your ugly life?
Wondering if that picture is really you.

>>7523755
>you're totally not horror
You sure?

>>7523766
I am. Horror's personality is so unlike this shitty impersonating anon

>>7523755
ikr how sad hopefully he gets help, being that insecure isn't healthy

>>7523773
All I know is that horror is an annoying cunt, so I can't see the difference.

>>7523747
I honestly hope that you get help for your depression. Like I know that it fucking sucks. God bless man.

>>7523795
It's pretty fucked up that horror is super tame in comparison to these delulu shitposters.

>>7523747
>GUMY HEADPHONES FTW!

>>7523866
Pretty much the only headphones I buy.
And then replace because I fuck up and shut them in the car door.

Who /gay and terrible at decorating and other gay stereotypes/?

I don't really have an "eye" for what looks good when it comes to decorating. Also, I don't watch shows like Empire or think certain women are "fierce."

Am I a weirdo?

>>7523934
Sounds like you're not a flamer. Whether that makes you a weirdo or not it up for debate.

So, what videogames is anyone playing to distract from terrible sexual and emotional frustration?

>>7523294
>posts half of face
>shitty lighting
>only 60% of photo is face
Christ why dont you do something productive to get attention.

>>7523967
Was playing a lot of Diablo 3 with the bf. Didn't help with the sexual frustration.

>>7523294

nice receding hairline

>>7523967
Stonehearth.
Doom.
Counter Strike Source

>>7523967
trying to get into magic duels but I have no cards to make interesting decks with

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>>7523967
overwatch,
anyone wanna join in and help me not do stupid shit?

>>7523967

personally I play mobile games like grindr

>>7524001
I don't have Overwatch.

>>7524018
What's your highscore?

>>7524039
>What's your highscore?

Would've been 1 really hot guy but I chickened out after we had a meet and greet and took too long to decide and I think he moved on

>>7523989
>Stonehearth.
Just googled it. Sounds neat.

>>7524043
Rip.

>>7524058
Its a great comfy game.

>>7524071

It's partially because I'm a romantic and sucking his dick on the second meet just would've given me lots of regret

>>7524087
This.

>>7524087
Should've just sucked his dick romantically then.

>>7524087
you are better off

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>tfw no qt mtf bf
I JUST WANT TO FUCK IN THE FRONT HOLE

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albums of the year /gaygen/?

for me its this masterpiece

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>>7524039
guess ill just fap and watch nichijou then

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>tfw im almost entirely receptive when it comes to sex
>ie: i only get turned on after other people iniate sexual stuff with me, i dont get horny on my own
>tfw never 100% sure if someones hot until im already in bed with them and its too late

blurr.

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>>7524203

>>7524203

you're in the wrong general

>>7524203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOePzJyJ5Ng

>>7524235
Same. But Nichijou wasn't very good.

>>7524127
>>7524178

surprised you fags aren't making fun of me. I was insecure with my choice not to suck him off but now I realize it was just me and my lust taking control

>>7524304
Its hard for me to jump into a relationship if I don't know the person for a long period of time.

>>7524312

it wasn't even a relationship, he just really wanted to fuck me. He said he would be gone in 3 weeks back to London and I'd never see him again. I met him and while he was handsome and ethnic to some degree (Persian maybe? pretty hot) and he said I was cute, something didn't click. I came across autistic and even then he texted me after telling me I was cute and he wanted me to bounce on his dick. I kinda ghosted after that for the past 48 hours and I felt bad until I realized I have no obligation to fuck someone because they met me

>>7524321
Right.
I can't bring myself to a one night stand myself.

>>7524321

hey i live in london

gimme his number - persians are hawt

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>tfw bf is gonna take me to the gay club and I'm gonna be on his arm

>>7524335
>hey i live in london
Unlucky.

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>>7524342

>tfw kindly biker godparents are going to take me to a gay club because im too shy/scared to go on my own

well... its not as good as yours but at least its something

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>>7524353
>tfw ex pence tier /pol/ack
>now just /polgbt/

Wow. The light side of the force really is better.

>>7524394
>giving yourself the label of /pol/ack or /polgbt/

autism knows no bounds

>>7524394
>falling for /pol/s satire
Anon...

>>7524335
the london meme is over dude get a grip

>tfw no femboy bf to shoot guns with

>>7524447

I'm a femboy Eagle scout who did shooting and guns still kinda spook me

I don't like loud noises

>>7524447
what a cliche

>>7524342
Still never been to a gay bar.
Feels sort of like a litmus test for how attractive you are.
>>7524353
That's super cute.
I'm willing to bet your biker godparents get more attention though.

>>7524453
Aww.

>>7524471
gay bars are easy as fuck
which is what makes it so sleazy
it's kind of funny how people so scared of apps like tinder and grindr for being "sleazy" are willing to go to gay clubs and bars

new thread

>>7524494

>>7524312
I hate that. I think if you like someone and you don't act on it immediately you are being a pussy.