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AGP edition

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY

>>7518294
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OP, where is that pic from?
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i've come up with a genius plan as to how to get raped by an /mtfg/
step 1. develop a romantic relationship with an /mtfg/
step 2. violently coerce that /mtfg/ into sex
step 3. wait for an /mtfg/ justice warrior to track me down and violently repay the debt of rape into my anus
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>You will never be a woman
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>>7519523
just hang out with hips and he'll rape you hassle free
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why am I like this
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>>7519510
someone say agp?
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>>7519523
>go find hips
>tell him no
>get violently raped

it's that simple
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>>7519528
>he
no i want to be raped by an /mtfg/
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>>7519534
don't worry he likes to pretend hes a girl
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am i being bullied
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>>7519534
hes on bucca does that count
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>inb4 anon thread disappears
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>>7519510
>AGP edition
amidoinitrite
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>>7519542
i-i'm on bica too though
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i feel like im a fundamentally broken person that shouldn't exist
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which one of u fagits posted my cam on 4chan lmao!!!
thx tho i ended up making like 400$ tonight. it was just real weird.
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How do I market my huge dick on my resume?
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Hey if I have someone I'd totally date and think about lots and want to be with but they'd never ever want me back, it's fine if I say I don't love them right? I mean, I obviously can't love them, if I did I'd get hurt.
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>tfw 100% non AGP good girl
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>>7519515
he cant fix my body either. I am just tired of sitting in this disgusting cage forever. And then theres the whole voices in my head thing thats also mildly annoying

>>7519509
Ive served for years, someone needs to take my place here eventually
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I know not to entirely trust people when they say "your beautiful" and other stuff like that, but today my therapist told me I pretty much don't really have secondary sex characteristics , I can trust this one yes?
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>>7519547
>bica
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>>7519549
ive been looking for that pic for like three years since you last posted it!
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>>7519550
Send a picture of it to me and I'll consider employing you
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>>7519514
*reaches into backpack*
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>Hey mom can I talk to you about something tomorrow? It's sorta personal"
There's no getting out of it this time, fuck
I shouldn't have had all those glasses of wine tonight
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>>7519558
don't trust anyone, evangeline

besides, for all we know, that therapist could be a chaser
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>>7519550
>girl with big dink
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am i agp if i hate my body but like my dick
i don't dress up because i don't like looking like a man in drag

>>7519559
if i'm going to keep my dick i want to keep it nice and big ok ;_;
plus what if i end up hooking up with a sub

>>7519557
nope
you'll be whipping young people into shape until you're a granny
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>>7519564
you can do it, give it your all!
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>>7519562
wow youre pretty cool dude you sure showed her
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>>7519558
yes, that's a defineable thing

also means you have no boobs tho
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im sorry

i can't stop crying
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hey mtfg
how are you?
everything okay?
i hope youre well
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>>7519562
oh wait is this amy
lmao
are you still doing the lawsuit memes......
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>>7519542
I thought hips stopped taking hrt entirely though?

>>7519559
What's wrong with bica?
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>>7519571
I'm not on e yet though
>>7519572
don't be sorry, you deserve time to cry, your a good girl lauren
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>>7519564
>I am totally not a girl, I just pretend okay
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>>7519561
What positions do you have available?
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>>7519576
yeah they gave me a wad of cash last time so my lawsuit habit was reinforced 100x

>>7519577
im taking e only
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>>7519577
bica doesn't affect your libido or dick as much
so you can still use your dick
also you don't have to watch potassium intake or pee all the time, which is nice
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>>7519583
I currently need a top, willing to pay lots of succ
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>>7519561
>>7519583
>grace and kiwi getting back together
fuck yes 2017 is going to be a good year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
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im sorry im sorry
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>>7519566
she is like past 60 though, I think it's less of a opinion based statement, from what I know it's probably right, She also said the thing about drinking a lot of milk for many years filling my body with estrogen could actually have had a effect, even my mom said the amount of milk I drink has always been odd ever since I was little
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>>7519575
i dont exist
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>>7519591
don't be sorry lauren ;_;
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i think i'm too psychotic to be in a relationship :(
>before i got mega depressed i wanted an abusive dom
>now i just want a cute gentle dom to cuddle or a sub
>keep having breakdowns every few days
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>>7519589
Only if I get succ at least 3 times a day
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>>7519562
do it faggot, it'll be amazing
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>>7519590
That' s a bit of a jump to conclusions, don't you think?
>>7519599
I'll give you 5 and that's my final offer.
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>>7519577
bica is a estrogen analog for people who don't want breasts, I also thing it doesn't break the blood brain barrier
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>>7519603
Write up the contract then
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>>7519603
>That' s a bit of a jump to conclusions, don't you think?
you will be having babies by the end of the month tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ecEb4tEPic
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>>7519606
you still get breast growth on bica afaik
IIRC the femboy meme requires you to take another chemical to suppress breast growth
the reason you want bica is so you keep your libido / your dick doesn't shrink much
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>>7519582
>these hormones are just a prank, mom
>my boobs are just a joke
>>7519569
Thanks
She gave me a hug when I told her I need to talk to her about something and I told her it wasn't serious, so I think she knows what it is
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>>7519606
>break the blood brain barrier
what does that mean? it doesn't make it to the brain?
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>>7519584
Why no AA?

>>7519585
Oh.
That sounds preferable to spiro, but I can see why someone with a lot of genital dysphoria wouldn't like it.

>>7519606
Are you thinking of SERMs?
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>>7519617
you can do it! Win the first battle soldier!
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>>7519608
I'm not opposed to that.
>>7519607
Dakooters is hereby employed by Grace in the position of "Top". In exchange for her work, Grace will pay her 5 succs per day. By signing, each party certifies they'll hold up their end of the deal.
-Grace
- [Sign your name here]
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>>7519557
>he cant fix my body either. I am just tired of sitting in this disgusting cage forever. And then theres the whole voices in my head thing thats also mildly annoying
can't fix it, but maybe help you come to terms with it and provide happiness in your life

don't die and leave me with these freaks
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>>7519619
i ran out and it didnt change anything so i dont really care

>>7519600
o-okay but you have to accept and acknowledge service by mail.
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>>7519618
basically it doesn't affect your brain much so you keep your libido up
you also keep producing T as usual, it's just that bica binds with all your testosterone receptors

>>7519619
yeah, i have minor genital dysphoria but not enough to warrant surgery, i think
i'm only a month on HRT, though, so that'll might change
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>>7519571
You
>>7519531
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im. sorry im such an attention whore

i just don't have anywhere else
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>trying to stay pure and not touch my gt
>mtfg is being lewd
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>>7519641
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>>7519641
hugg Lauren
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>>7519643
Purity is boring. You deserve the pleasure. Go for it.
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>>7519577
Bica is literally chemo
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>>7519641
we're all attention whores :3
lauren is cute tho uwu
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>>7519637
oh that makes sense
>>7519647
I knew I was boring :c
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C-Can someone buy me Planet Coaster?
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>>7519632
we have been trying that for 3,5 years with not a lot of success.
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>>7519647
nooooo, I'm saving myself for someone, I need to be very pure.
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>>7519619
I like the psychological effects and breasts, why would I take a serm unless I got breast cancer
>>7519618
estrogen causes changes to your brain structure (a bit), it cant break the blood brain barrier meaning it cant get in to do that
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>>7519641
It's good to have an outlet and I like you
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>>7519646
>>7519645
>>7519651
hugg
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>>7519628
>I'm not opposed to that.
:3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDUwXFvTJfA
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>>7519661
>she's letting herself get pent up so she goes wild on her special someone
gosh
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>>7519639
you love me tho
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>>7519667
grace
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ghost baby
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>>7519666
Don't you think you're being a little bit silly, anon? Her and I haven't talked regularly, let alone hold romantic interest, in many months now.
>>7519672
hi
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12032490
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>>7519662
so bica can't get to the brain but estrogen can? so people with bica still have t in their brain then?
>>7519664
hugg
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show me your boobs
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>>7519667
It's gonna be hard, I won't even be able to talk to him for 3 months
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>>7519681
I don't have any ;_;
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>>7519675
Did you have a stroke while writing that?
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>>7519676
no, serms just change certain things, they are shaped like estrogen so they can fit some places and change them and not others, the bit about it not affecting your libido is false, if you're taking an AA and a SERM you will become sterile
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>>7519682
Is he shipping off to boot or something
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>>7519675
commit suicide
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if i take bica will i keep having manbrain
spiro sounds like a pain in the ass though :(
>pee all the time
>have to watch potassium levels
>potential liver issues
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i saw myself in the mirror and felt terrible
but i don't want to feel dypshoria right now
i'm just gonna ignore everything
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>>7519674
>Don't you think you're being a little bit silly, anon? Her and I haven't talked regularly, let alone hold romantic interest, in many months now.
the flames have been relit :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1w4IxCXIxU
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>>7519658
You're making me so sad.
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>>7519675
>im not a rapist and if u say so im gonna sue u!!!!
another productive post by hips
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dysphoria is a meme you softy
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>>7519674
hugg
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>>7519694
I merely made a sex joke!
>>7519701
hugg
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>>7519702
12 second hugg
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>>7519675
I looked up what both of those options mean and I still have no idea what you're trying to ask.
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>>7519686
oh okay, you know a lot about this stuff. That was pretty interesting. I hope they start me on estrogen soon.
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>>7519658
at least wait until life becomes totally unbearable and you're sure it won't get better before you kys
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>>7519694
>>7519666
>>7519608
>>7519590
autism
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>>7519687
it's kinda complicated, family issues and stuff, when he gets back he might not even have a place to stay tho. If I can get him to stay with me that'd be a dream come true
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tfw i only get us when i say pineapple
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>>7519686
faye you're talking about the wrong thing
you're talking about serms like raloxifene and everyone else is talking about the anti-androgen bicalutamide
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>>7519698
that has nothing to do with this...

>>7519704
which is a better action?

i think assize of novel disseisin is cool because it leads to a full decision on the rights of both parties, whereas unlawful detainer only decides two basic issues iirc: whether someone should be in a place, and whether that person owes the other person money
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>>7519675
pls do it, my beauru head friend who served in Iraq with me would probably love a story about a sex abuser trying to silence multiple victims with the angle that I'm a pretty white trans girl and you're a refugee in trump's america

I'll be like an instant trans advocate and name
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>>7519723
>beauru head
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>>7519723
f a y e
ur smart
if i take spiro instead of bica will it make my brain more feminine or s/t
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>tfw I may have fucked up a friendship because I have a bad habit of catching feelings for people that get close to me
God dammit.
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>>7519731
i know the feeling
iom sorry
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>>7519714
I cant help it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgbXuE1DsIo
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>>7519718
ohh yeh youre just threatening legal action against faye for no reason at all, definitely not because you tried to rape them and they told people the truth
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>>7519704
>>7519718
also the assize of novel disseisin as a form of action can substitute for quiet title through legal fiction, which is imo quicker than a real quiet title action

too bad it's obsolete and can't be done any more
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>>7519727
the only thing that doesn't look feminine about you is your eyebrows
thin them
otherwise you remind me of some women i've seen around the acres
v pretty
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>>7519726
thank (u)
>>7519727
hi
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>>7519717
I just assume you're mixing bica with a serm or like what the fuck are you doing estrogen makes you impotent
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>>7519736
wow thats pretty cool did you learn it off reddit?
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>>7519731
If it makes you feel any better, I'venever been in love or had romantic feelings towards another person and I still fuck up all my friendships
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>>7519735
its a joKE

filing fees are expensive and i have better things to do dude...........

>>7519741
ebin meme uwu
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i got (you)!
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if I tell the hairdresser I want tranny bangs will she know what I mean
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>>7519733
Well damn.
>>7519742
It doesn't, it just makes me sad for you too.
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>>7519745
ya so funny i love harassing my victims too xd
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>>7519727
Me
>>7519731
Iktf
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would you let me touch your boobs?
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>>7519689
>>pee all the time
This is annoying but you adjust to it somewhat.

>>have to watch potassium levels
You don't, my gp and Endo both assured me of this. This normally only applies to old people and/or people with bad kidneys. Don't use potassium salt substitutes.

>>potential liver issues
It's well tolerated and liver issues are rare and mild. Tylenol is probably much harder on your liver.
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hugg
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>>7519755
are you cute
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>>7519755
if we got to know each other and I like you sure
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words fall through me
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>>7519745
you think filing fees are expensive, imagine trying to court request ip addresses and then subpoena the addresses to get any proof, to find out there are multiple fayes and the real one posts anonymously

it would literally be hell to get me there, and at that point, well, it'd be fun

anyway you're still a sex abuser and its creepy threatening your victims "as a joke" when you've already really done this joke
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>>7519748
idk what that is?
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post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO30b_SxLzE
>>7519727
you look pretty
>>7519755
no
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what should you do if you're sad but not tired enough to sleep yet
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>>7519757
oh, that doesn't sound too bad
>tfw don't know what tylenol is

the main concern desu is not being able to get it up :c
seems like an issue for when i get in a relationship
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>>7519773
take a long shower?
thats what i do, just stand under the water
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>>7519772
gib link to the instagram pls
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Uh oh the trip pic spammer is here
>>7519772
>>7519727
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>>7519773
masturbate while crying
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i can feel myself getting sad again and i'm all alone and cold
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>>7519772
quit stalking
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>>7519776
she deactivated it a few days ago
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>>7519770
blunt bangs that hide your brow like this
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>>7519780
that makes me feel worse usually
>>7519775
it doesn't help me
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>>7519774
>tylenol
Acetaminophen aka Paracetamol

Also erectile dysfunction is uncommon if you use it regularly enough
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i made a messies but then i cleaned it
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>>7519755
probably
My friend kept poking and grabbing my boobs the last time I saw her ._.
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>>7519785
good to hear tbqh
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>>7519671
Dress me up in your gala uniform.
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>tfw your waiting to be seen in an emergency room because you masterbated last night before sleeping and woke up to find your pp hasnt gone down properly and looks really weird.

Most awkward moment of my life. Give details to nurse "girlname ect" and clearly look like a girl then having to say that.
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>>7519791
like, just if you masturbate regularly?
i've been really depressed so i've barely had any libido lately, but i'm trying to at least fap once a day
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>>7519792
i just spilled steaming broth down my taint D:
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>>7519769
ive only ever sued one person on mtfg you bully.

that's another reason id never sue a faye. that being said a the non-prevailing party would be responsible for costs so it wouldnt be THAT bad.
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>>7519792
Good on you.
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>>7519792
A lewd one?
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tips on hair styling, I never combed or brushed my hair till recently, I got curly hair

>>7519787
oh, idk if mines bad or not, I got a weird face
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>>7519797
I'd have just killed myself at that point
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hips was a mistake
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>>7519771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY4FOEX2dGU
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>>7519806
yes
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>>7519789
It's not supposed to help, it's supposed to pass the time until you are tired.

>>7519798
I mean "regularly" is pretty nebulous, but if you get yourself up like once a week it should be fine.
Even then, i never masturbated and had no trouble getting hard when needed so like, your mileage may vary, but the trying to masturbate is just a sort of way to help in case you have trouble or are worried you might.
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>>7519799
How does broth even get on your taint??
Is this some cirque du soleil shit?

>>7519802
No I made retarded cookies

>>7519801
Ty
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>>7519806
Me too
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>>7519804
how curly?
experiment desu
>>
i don't like emotions how do you get rid of them
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>>7519774
>the main concern desu is not being able to get it up :c
Spiro has nuked my T into oblivion and I don't have any trouble, but it's probably highly variable between different people.
>>
>>7519797
how does that even happen
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>>7519806
dont make me sue you for your bica burch.
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>>7519811
i'm sitting down and it spilled :(
I did just see cirque du soleil recently though
have u ever seen one of their shows?
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>>7519819
you can sue my ass with your dick uwu
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>>7519811
What kind of retarded cookies?
>>7519816
You shouldn't want to be rid of them.
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>>7519824
but if i didn't have them I couldn't be scared or sad
I'd just feel ok all the time
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>>7519823
o-okay stay on e for a couple more years and it'll g-give me a c-cause of action.
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>>7519811
you're my little retarded cookie, elanna
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>>7519815
my therapist thought I curled my hair when I went it today since I had it all fixed up for once, I went full girl mode.
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im a girl
why dont if eel like one
why am i so broken inside
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>>7519822
Yeah I've seen them a couple of times on different tours
Good shit

>>7519824
Ginger cookies
:3
>>
>>7519816
make them better by figuring out what's wrong
or drugs
I recommend the former
>>
>>7519826
>if i didn't have feelings, i'd feel okay
no, you wouldn't feel anything

i don't think you've thought this one through, lauren
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>>7519829
E-eat me, I wasn't meant to live :(
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>>7519826
Not exactly. I promise you wouldn't want this.
>>7519834
That sounds really good. If I drive there, will you share with me?
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>>7519831
it takes a while trust
>>7519808
hi! how are you
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>>7519830
nice
how did it go?
>>7519834
it was fun
the one i saw was kind of not as high budget as the majority of their shows seem
>>
>>7519834
is your face better yet? I know you were upset about that
>>
>>7519827
>a couple more years
;_;
>>
>>7519800
>assuming the assaulter will win
>actually giving me your name and address on the court papers if and when you find proof

Literally do it please
>>
>>7519843
what do you mean
>>
>>7519849
Remember that time burch talked to a serial rapist of other trips

That was fun
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>>7519852
You wouldn't be able to love or care about anything and everything would just seem empty and pointless.
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>>7519843
Fuck yeah I have a freezer full of ginger cookies now because I wanted to take some baking home to my parents next week.
Have someeee don't judge them

>>7519845
Yeah they have like a range of shows, one I saw was arena sized and the other was a fraction of that. The small ones are actually better, they actually seem to have more impressive acrobatics and more small theatre segments because of the more intimate setting

>>7519848
It's a bit worse I think
Also my lips are chapping and idk why ;_;
>>
>>7519850
defamation per se is actually not that hard to win and ive gotten a settlement on it as a charge, but the trouble is proving actual damages.
>>
>>7519855
can you redpill me on this drama
>>
>>7519848
>is your face better yet?
i don't think it's ever going to get better, evangeline

there are some things time won't heal
>>
>>7519793
I wouldn't mind groping and molesting you
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>>7519844
i hope i get there
im stuck in a weird inbetween right now
im still enough of my old self it doesn't click how much has changed
yet i also have moments where im so detached from who i used to be where my old name doesn't register, my old pictures don't strike me as me, and I do feel like a girl
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>>7519726
You don't understand, i don't want you to shut up. Evern
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TASTE MY SAUSAGE
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>>7519861
Goddamn. I'd definitely have some. And then I'd bully you about them (but secretly love them because cookies are amazing)
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YANK MY WANK
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>>7519845
it went well, I told her about how I felt happier and she told me she in going to look into the current laws for birth certificate change for me, I wanted to know if I could make it with only orchi for now, idk if I'm ever getting srs and I know med tech is advancing like really fast so I might consider it after another big breakthrough. She said she thought I only needed orchi but she wanted to ask about it to a patient that's gone through it. I felt really happy when she told me I have basically no secondary sex characteristics and the thing I mentioned about estrogen in milk having a effect might be a real thing according to her, I've almost always exclusively drink milk, maybe my brain likes it because of the estrogen, my mom always thought it was weird.
>>7519861
I'm sorry ;_;
I got this nice lip balm called carmex and it's really good, you should get some, it has a analgesic for chapped lips and protects them good, mine were really bad a couple weeks ago but fine now.
>>7519866
her face hurts and chapped lips, it sounds awful, mine were bad couple weeks ago so iktf
>>
>>7519863
I've heard accidents happen to rapists who like to do coke.
>>
>>7519863
Do it, please I want to see Donald trump tweet about the rapist immigrant in the country illegally filling frivolous lawsuits in California against a vet

Do we deport to Taiwan? I'm pretty sure we do

Do it faggot
>>7519865
Does it help your visual that she lives in squalor and doesn't need have money to eat or bathe and it's probably the worst smell you can conceive of because even bums go outside to air out?
>>
>>7519883
no i mean what happened
cause i know there's been other drama about "rape" which turned out to be nothing
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>>7519878
I'll look into it, my Chapstick isn't doing dick this time ;_;
Idk even why they're chapped

>>7519876
I'm making whipped shortbread this weekend tooo
Plus I'd like to take back a tourtierre that I made in December I'm hype about all the baking I've managed to squeeze in
>>
>>7519879
>coke
what is this new meme. ive never touched a drug in my life, not even caffeine.

>>7519883
o-only if you pay for the suit.
>>
>>7519860
but i wouldn't feel upset about it
>>
>>7519877
Is that dollface? lol
>>
>>7519878
sounds amazing
>>
mommy
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>>7519893
yes BBC ftw
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>>7519889
Yeah. That does it. I'm coming over. I'm bringing Dr pepper with.
>>7519892
Maybe not but that's definitely something you don't want permanently. I miss being able to show emotion that isn't about me.
>>
>>7519898
Where is this from?
>>
mommy hold me
>>
>>7519889
like the stuff I have really works well, it's red and yellow and is labeled "classic lip balm medicated" and my mom got it for me just from any store with stuff like that. It should really help and it makes lips a little shiny and healthy looking which I like ^^
I hope they get better fast!
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>>7519894
I'm a cheerful girl now! The sad times are behind me!
>>
hi girls (women)
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>>7519913
woah... that's so corteous of u
will u be my girlfriend
>>
>>7519913
hi
hi

beep i love you by the way
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>>7519902
https://es.m.ashemaletube.com/get_mobile.php?ct=11--1454849346&mid=117191&hash=43313&f=mp4&a=
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>>7519912
good :3
how long have u been on hrt?
I'm trying to present female in public soon
>>
>>7519913
hihihi
>>
>>7519888
She sexually assaulted me and red that's about it

I was waiting for another trip who she shared a room with
>>
>>7519891
Oh it's good to hear that, especially since illegal drug cartels are controlled by some really bad hombres.
>>
>>7519919
>how long have u been on hrt?
50 spiro for about a month, starting full hrt soon I hope, I'm supposed to get contacted this week about it
>>
>>7519926
nice progress
how old are u?
blink 2x if underage
>>
>>7519921
oh :x
sorry
>>
>>7519879
I hear police can come and find Coke in people's houses while they're out at the courthouse during a case

Shame really, I'm sure the landlord would never let something like that happen for money
>>
>>7519883
>Do it, please I want to see Donald trump tweet about the rapist immigrant in the country illegally filling frivolous lawsuits in California against a vet
>Do we deport to Taiwan? I'm pretty sure we do
>Do it faggot
this would be an opportune moment for someone to post the faye wearing the maga hat picture
>>
>>7519928
turning 21 this year ><
>>
>>7519913
Did you die, ru beeps ghost did you eat like a good (girl)
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>>7519933
DELETE THIS
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>>7519899
Eeeeeeee!
You know the way to my heart is through the red bottle :3

>>7519907
Noted!
Idk I got the stuff I have because it's like a combination lip gloss and Chapstick and it does that well but idk it doesn't do a lot when they're already chapped ;_;
I still fall back on Vaseline before going to bed though and it seems to help
>>
faye if you cuddle with me I'll vote democrat
>>
i love donald trump !
i love america !
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>>7519952
faye will be with trump by the time the next election comes around
>>
>>7519948
I apply the stuff to my lips usually twice a day, right before bed and a bit after I'm awake. like I was using chap stick to but my lips got so chapped it hurt to move my mouth and now they are in good health! It comes in something like a small toothpaste tube and you squeeze a bit out then press it against your lips and spread it.
>>
>>7519955
sometimes i think i like men but then i see things like this and i think otherwise
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>>7519868
p-pls
>>
is cocain worth a try or is it just an overpriced meme drug? I really wonder how it feels
>>
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>>7519931
If you can find out where I'm actually physically living RIGHT NOW from public records, I'll have sex with you for free.
>>
>>7519915
ok!
>>7519916
ily. take me somewhere romantic uwu
>>7519920
hello girl. how is being a girl going???
>>7519938
im eating!! im alive!
>>
how do we stop hips
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>>7519961
yeah men are pretty awesome
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>>7519967
It's going femtastic
>>
>>7519907
>>7519948
Burts Bees is pretty good too. I've been going between strawberry and peppermint.
Exfoliating your lips with a toothbrush can help but probably not if they are super chapped.
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>>7519948
:3
I'm prewar that it's your favorite. But do you prefer normal or diet?
I bought a case last night. Have been enjoying it and some comfy movies.
>>
>>7519962
ha you'd let me wouldn't you
>>
>>7519955
The contrast between the body and face in that is weird.
Whoever made it should have colored the body orange, so they'd match.
>>
>>7519979
oh I heard about that, I'll try doing that too
>>
>>7519940
I wish she'd put more stuff out like the other trips that do porn
>>
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all cozied up and ready to get heading out
fresh isla pics
>>
>>7519971
Put your butt in the way.
>>
>>7519983
I made it I intentionally left his face orange because thats Trumps thing
>>
>>7519976
ew
no
i want a cute girl to cuddle
>>
>>7519961
Sometimes I think I like women and then I see this and just want one cock to make sure
>>7519955
Joe Biden is x100 hotter
>>7519952
Okay, but you have to wear a Hillary shirt while we do it
>>7519965
Thinking sex is free is what got you into this mess
>>
>>7519988
>sideways
delet this

>>7519991
o-okay
when and where

>>7519994
what about woman (male)
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>>7519993
>not wanting a big strong boy to protect u
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>>7519967
>head pats
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>>7519988
I wish I knew how to style hair :c
>>
>>7519995
Of course I like trans girls, they're girls

They just have to be pretty
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>>7519994
>Joe Biden is x100 hotter
have you seen young Pence?
>>
>>7519997
sometimes i think i do but then i see an actual manly guy and i'm like EW
maybe an androgynous twink guy or a cuteboy
i don't think i could do manlier than that though

>>7520002
oh
i thought you meant sometimes you consider liking girls then reconsider when you see a guy
>>
young mike pence is actually hot
>>7520000
i have a secret
i just put it under a beanie
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>never going to get on HRT at this rate
>what's passing
>>
>>7519994
>she doesn't do it for free
Horrifying.
>>
>>7519988
isn't it kind of late to be going out now
>>
>>7520008
Hey, that's my mom's name.
>>
>>7520003
did you mean

>Mike "Pray for gay" Pence
>Mike "If you hate the dyke, go take a hike" Pence
>Mike "Let the queer gather near" Pence
>Mike "Wrong gender identity? Give them no penalty!" Pence
>Mike "Perfect equality for every mentality" Pence
>Mike "Our father Ezekiel loved all made men equal" Pence
>Mike "Knocked up by Jews? Let her choose!" Pence
>Mike "The garden of Eden was tended by gay men" Pence
>Mike "Dock your cock in my pocket" Pence
>Mike "Each bigot and border must fall for true order" Pence
>Mike "To Thailand to snip? We'll pay for your trip!" Pence
>Mike "Anal shocks to please gay cocks" Pence
>Mike "State-bought toys for ladyboys" Pence
>Mike "Money lender for all hundred genders" Pence
>Mike "A nation free loves LGBT" Pence
>Mike "By God's own good grace, let us fags embrace" Pence
>Mike "Blessed is the way of the peaceful gay" Pence
>Mike "HIV is right for me" Pence
>Mike "Donald Trump's cummy dump" Pence
>>
>>7520007
thank you for your wisdom! I'm getting a new beanie soon along with other winter stuff like a scarf!
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>>7519982
99% chance, yeah
>>
>>7519988
to isla:

what happened between you and pookie and is hips a rapist.

sincerely,
anon
>>
>>7520002
>Faye will never like u
>>
>>7519931
Wow, that would really suck. I guess you can't file a lawsuit against the police tho.
>>
>>7520008
ur name reminds me of that girl in pokemon..i wanted to be her one time...
>>7520007
dont grrrr
>>7520002
>>7519998
:D
>>7519976
i like him if hes nice
>>7519977
nice
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>>7520021
2017 is going to be 10000x better then last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U
>>
>>7520020
are you retarded

you sue the city, since the police are a city agency.
>>
>>7520012
cool!
>>7520021
being an anime character would be pretty nice ;-;
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hello

I am very tired
It's 32 the grease celcius and so humid I could die
I have to go out to get groceries but

i m dyin
>>
>>7519980
I prefer regular but I mostly drink diet ;_;

>>7519979
Noted, now I have options :3
Idk I generally do exfoliate as well and it does seem to help

>>7519956
That sounds perfect!
I actually don't like lip balm that comes in a little tub but I like squeeze tubes
>>
>>7520011
My flight is at 1 am.
>>7520015
they all work ^_^
>>7520017
I do not know if hips is a racist thats between pookie, hips, faye, and whoever else was involved.
There was no sexual activity between hips and me so I cannot make a statement.
basically pookie knew what makes me suicidal, the things that bother me the most, and basically how to hurt me the easiest
she then proceeded to use this info against me and antagonize me
/shrug
she knows what makes me borderline suicidal and then did that to me
>>7520021
dont grr??
whaa??
omg beep im going to be on a plane in a few hours
>>
>>7520033
it's really easy to use and effective at healing too!
>>
>>7520033
>I prefer regular but I mostly drink diet ;_;
I wish all tasty soft drinks came in max/zero style
>>
>tfw it's that time of the month when your ass thinks it's a vagina and starts bleeding for 7-10 days
Stupid stomach cramps ;~;
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>>7520033
What if I bring both? What I bought last night was diet.
>>
>>7520035
where r u going
>>
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>tfw no boy trained by the military to be a good boyfriend
>>
>>7520035
but why did she do that??
>>
>>7520038
are you intersex?
>>
>>7520035
>tfw ur one chance in life to hugg isla.
WAT DO
>>
>>7519988
That jacket is cute as heck and I envy you
>>
How do you break up with a tranny without them going crazy/psycho?
>>
how to stop wanting to be dead
>>
I've been searching shakira's birth name in the london obituaries lately
>>
I gotta go to catch a plane in a few
hopefully its fun ^_^
>>7520043
Idunno ask her.
As far as im aware there was not a single reason for her to do that :/
>>7520047
its a hand me down from my mom ^_^
>>7520046
you can
a) hugg isla
or
b) not hugg isla
or
c) debatewith yourself for hours on end whether its worth it and in the end exploding but dont explode
also if you have snapchat and wanna reach me its
isla.tally
hopefully i can recognize ur user if you add me since its on 4chan
see ya >_<
>>7520049
no
>>7520041
Maryland!!
>>
>>7520027
>Suing the police via the city as a proxy
Thank you for setting me straight Mr. Dershowitz
>>
we're howling forever awoo-oo
>>
>>7520052
>no
I'm being serious
>>
>>7520049
Are you Kayla's chaser bf?
>>
>>7520035
I'm mostly excited about a new blouse I'm getting too, it's going to be really cute!
>>
anyways- tata~
>>
>>7520053
sass you make me happy
<3
thank you
>>
>>7520049
You have to pretend you are dead.
But whatever you do, don't fuck Kayla again, dude. It's going to make it worse
>>
>>7520064
Lol u make me happy too junebug!
:3
>>
>>7520056
>>7520066
>kayla
who?
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>>7520050
I guess I'll go back to bed
>>
>>7520072
>>7520072
>>7520072
>>7520072
you have to keep fighting!
>>
>>7520052
There's only one real choice for her tho
A) hugg isla
>>
Ok quality posting hour
hit me mtfg
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>>7520082
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>sit down
>this little goofball jumps up on my lap and tries to eat my hair
Pls buddy
>>7520072
It'll be okay sheen :c
>>7520082
quality? On MY /mtfg/?
>>
thank you god jesus for buttplugs
>>
this thread is now dedicated to the quality posters of mtfg
featuring: me

hit me
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>>7520082
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quality time with yr favorite plant pal
>>
>>7520090
i love u
>>
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I just realized this will be me in 24 hours
>>
>>7520039
I would drink all your diet
It's my weakness

>>7520037
Same ;_;
>>
>>7520091
thanks
>>
>>7520092
faye im lonli
>>
im one step short of heading out the door
catching the last bus downtown
and taking a long walk off a short dock
what reason do i have not to?
>>
>>7520087
i propose a free market exchange of (you)s
take this first one free, as a sign of good faith
>>
>>7520092
where is that? I've never been anywhere like that
>>
>>7520079
I agree with this.
>>
>>7520098
neptune you're my gf
you can't kill yourself
>>
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>>7520093
I could always buy more!
Dr Pepper is quickly becoming my weakness along with tea.
>>
ha i got (you)

who wants this?
>>
>>7520106
me me me
>>
fug what a bitch
i've been jewed
>>
>>7520096
Me2 my gf was supposed to be here but she's late and the pizza is sitting in the oven waiting
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if only all the colors didnt always fade away
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>>7520103
>>7520098
thats my gf
no cucking atm please
>>7520108
uuu
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>>7520112
hugg
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>>7520113
o-oh
my bad
can we share
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>>7520083
why is it always cute when 2d girls beat each other up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MSPTPFn-Uo
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>>7520092
>Tfw it won't be as awesome as if you'd taken Sass with you.
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>>7520112
they turn into new colors

embrace the change
into nothing and/or into something again

you are beautiful and you are changing

let go of the past and let your ghosts forget you
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>>7520122
because 2d girls are always cute!
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i cant be with anyone because they will only be hurt when im gone
its better they know me dead than they know me through suffering
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>>7520122
why is it always cute when 3d girls beat eachother up
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>>7520128
thats never cute
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>>7520129
beat me up
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>>7520127
love is worth the pain that's why we exist here rei
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>>7520123
It's not like I don't own the place sass, well not that place, were literally the only condo on a beach full of high rise $400 a night hotels tho
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>>7520111
I'd never let pizza go cold.

Just saying
>>
ok guys this might hit you as a bit of a heretical bit of engineering
what if you stack three pizzas on top of eachother
cover them entirely with cheese
and make a pizza cake
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>>7520138
so like lasagna with bread
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>>7520138
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>>7520141
n-no
that's weird, anon
why would you say such a thing
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>>7519988
that hat looks mega cozy omg
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>>7520138
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>>7520138
You'd clog your arteries, but it'd be worth it.
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comin outta my cage
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>>7520138
I think my heart just stopped from thinking about it
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>>7520112
hey you reposted my gif
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>>7520149
Emerge!
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and i be feeling just ok
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>>7520154
there is no box to keep me in
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>>7520135
I don't care about the place i stay as long as it's with you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYy77IGsBFc
>>
>everyone wants your lewds but nobody's willing to impart CASH DOLLAR to see them
come on, a girl's gotta eat
>>
>>7520159
Sass ... pls
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>>7520158
You gotta make it over the mountain!
>>
gay sex
>>
hugg gelgel
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>>7520175
hugg
>>
are suicide notes edgy? i feel like providing closure and honesty with the people in my life will be important to them but then i also feel like its pretty stupid and fake to make it look like it was all orchestrated for attention. I want to vanish without a trace but i dont want people to hurt.
>>
>>7520177
hugg
>>
God I can't paint my nails for shit
>>
Tfw ur not high in demand like faye
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>>7520165
Oh wow, don't be so jaded.

I just want to cuddle and play with your hair and touch your nose with my nose and see you smile and talk about your dreams and stuff and watch the sun rise.
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>>7520180
I need to learn how, want a mani and pedi first though to get them in good shape, have you ever done that before, it makes me anxious
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>>7520181
cute asf
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>>7520180
i'm really good at it because i used to paint mine and both of my sisters all the time when i was younger...
then my family started to make fun of me for enjoying it and repression hit ;-;
>>
>>7520181
ur cuteness is always in high demand
>>
I want kisses and cuddles and sex
>>
>>7520181
I wish my skin was nice :c
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>>7520180
I can paint my left hand but painting my right hand is hell
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>>7520194
just use your right hand to paint your right hand
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>>7520181
iktf
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>>7520183
I've gotten manicures a few times, it's not really my jam but it's nice I guess. It's pretty low stress. Idk this is maybe like the 3rd time I've ever attempted to paint my own?
It usually goes so bad that I don't bother but I kinda want to learn now
>>
>tfw not mommy tier
>>
brrrrrrrrrrpt
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>>7520210
mommy
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>>7520203
your hands look really nice compared to mine, mine just look unhealthy :c

I have no girl voice yet so it's going to be awkward, that and my face is always red from electro...

any tips? I relly need a pedi for my feet, I used to walk outside for years without shoes...
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>>7520193
me too how do you even have skin that nice
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>>7520215
get a pumice stone and rub off dead skin in the shower
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>>7520213

>>7520217
idk, I can't even shave without mass irritation, gotta get laser I think
>>7520221
it's really bad I think, I want my nails done too. I want qt feet
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>tfw mommy tier
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>tfw never got to be a teenage girl
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>>7520222
well excuuuuse you Princess
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>>7520222
>>7520213
>>
>tfw creepy loser
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>>7520222
I have an epilator but its loud and hurts :(

shaving fucking sucks lol
>>
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTZZZ
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>>7520215
You should see my right hand, it looks like hammered dog shit ;_;
Honestly just go, it's not like the nail lady is going to care. I have no advice for feet I don't take care of mine at all ;_;

>>7520185
>tfw no sisters that were into cosmetics and nails n stuff
Lucky ;_;
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKd5FkOPEC0
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>Tfw you want to go to.sleep but you're waiting for Faye to answer your post but she's eating pizza with her gf.
x~x
>>
cucks
>>
What should I buy -- stuff like nail polish, epilator, and pumice -- to help pass?
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>>7520248
Buy a pink frilly dress
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>>7520248
Allllllll of that?
>>
grace
>>
brpt
>>
Ok, off to sleep then.
Night faye
https://youtu.be/AkTRT4HH07o
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>>7520248
Rainbow or striped thigh high socks
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>>7520248
>nail polish
definitely
>epilator
are you a masochist?
>pumice
buy
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>>7520248
lotion is good, you don't want rough dry skin
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What are you supposed to do about big tranny shoulders?
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>>7520259
Brap
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>>7520274
Draw attention away from them
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>>7520285
hugg
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>Obama's legacy
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someone at dell fucked up and they're selling a 250gb ssd for 20 bucks lol

http://www.dell.com/en-us/shop/wd-blue-pc-ssd-wds250g1b0a-solid-state-drive-250-gb-internal-2-5-inch-sata-6gb-s/apd/a9301054/storage-drives-media?dgc=CJ&cid=47997&lid=4279734&acd=12309198375458460&ven1=10550055-2026489-&ven3=575603688989301566
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>>7520289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9h7_ias_XA
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>>7520289
what does this have to do with being transgender
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>>7520274
if that's you you're shoulders look fine
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>>7520290
thanks /g/
>>
>>7520299
it doesn't welcome to memechan
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>>7520290
I don't need it but I kinda want to buy it...
>>
Thanks sempai.
>>
back home and exhausted.

>>7519606
>bica is a estrogen analog for people who don't want breasts, I also thing it doesn't break the blood brain barrier
It doesn't cross it in rats, but it does cross in humans.
>>
The biggest question I have right now is, what's going to happen with airport security tommorrow

A) they think I'm a boy and a dude acwardly feels my boobs to see if they're a bomb

B) try to defuse what's in my pants

C) let me pass through because my penis is too small for the scanner
>>
Why are so many programmers trans?
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>>7520323
I got that one pretty wrong I mixed stuff up
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>tfw last few times I've flown tsa patted down upper part of my leg near my crotch
w-why
>>7520330
Because I'm socially inept and like computers
Idk senpai
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>>7520289
why do you keep calling a slave revolt genocide
are you pro-slavery?
>>
>>7520326
NOT Airport security officer molests NOT unsuspecting traveler
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>>7520330
Wearing panties enhances coding ability
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>>7520334
Same
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>>7520338
Switching to boyshorts made me better at Rust.
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>>7520338
>>7520330
sup im a professional programmer

it's probably the same reason why more programmers are autistic

certain professions attract certain personalities
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>>7520326
this will be the guard to does your... body search
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>>7520334
If they pat your crotch they thought you were a girl and you didnt tuck

If they thought you were a boy and you have boobs they'll feel up your chest
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>>7520343
can I be your borrow checker
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>>7520326
For me it would be C... Heck, with the cold today it often fully retracted on it's own, nothing sticking out. It's only 9F now, and never made it into the teens while I was out and about. It's only going down to 6 tonight...

>>7520331
Many have it wrong. Even Wikipedia did for awhile.

>>7520338
True. I did some of my best programming wearing panties. ;)
>>
i got told to be a programmer all the time as a kid
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>>7520346
>more coders are trannies
>more coders are autistic
>trannies are autistic
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>>7520351
T-that's too forward sempai. I'm not ready to pass my ownership >_<
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>>7520334
tuck
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>>7520300
Then why is my body so gross?
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>>7520357
trannies are certainly more likely to be autistic
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>>7520338
>start wearing panties
>coding ability in projects increased dramatically
I thought it was all a meme
>>7520353
>tfw mom was a COBOL programmer for banks for like 25 years
like mother like daughter I guess
>>7520361
B-but I still present as a guy
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>>7520364
Only ftms
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>>7520330
It's a good profession for people who spent most of their lives hiding in their room playing video games because they couldn't fit in with irl people.
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>>7520364
Yep https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27872002
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>>7520362
idk you probably have that tranny self hate going on
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>>7520367
They think your a girl, so stop letting your gt flop around like some hussy
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>>7520364
>autist get hung up on one thing and can't live until it's fixed
>trannies get hung up on one thing and can't live until it's fixed
makes sense DESU
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>>7520364
Autism is clearly trutrans
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>>7520369
what do when a sexy boy is the one who does your pat down?
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>>7520384
get hard...
I'm kinda in a bind as I love women too...
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>hate self but crave validation
What do?
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>>7520390
tell them you're trans and boners give you dysphoria so you'd like to be patted out by the stinkiest ugliest man they have on staff
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>>7520384
Ask for a female officer
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>>7520396
take angled selfies that make you look way more feminine than you actually are and post them here
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>>7520396
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>>7520364
>trannies are certainly more likely to be autistic
I think I actually hate being an autist more than being trans. I'm so dysfunctional ;_;
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>>7520405
idk if i have autism but i'm so dysfunctional it's pathetic
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>>7520402
>sir, please dont be difficult
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>>7520403
But I already did that a bunch today. Minus the posting them here part.
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>>7520396
Masturbate on camera for money
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>>7520403
>tfw thats what i do
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>>7520410
cute
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>>7520397
Better to just ask for a female officer due to being mtf.

>>7520405
Yeah, it sucks having some autism... I sometimes wonder if my lack of processing emotional stuff all the time allowed me to think much deeper on subjects.
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>>7520408
>tfw probably autistic but don't want to find out
>>7520403
Same
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>>7520411
I would if I had more drugs.
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>>7520412
that's what we all do, hun
i'm too manly though so i just end up looking like a cute guy no matter waht i do

>>7520410
too bad
post 'em
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>>7520409
The last time I was in Detroit they demanded to see my id and then waved it around in the air going oh shit yup yup ok have a nice day sir

I'm never not tucking and trying to boy mode again
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>>7520419
I hate cis girls
>ywn cosplay Cindy
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im too tired to keep working on my room
been folding my clothes and sorting the guy clothes out and stuff
pls validate me
>>
how do i tell my cis girlfriend i'm only really attracted to girls with dicks (ftm here)
>>
>>7520232
epilating didn't really work for me either, skin still got messed up
>>7520227
hehe
>>7520236
oh okay, I'll do my best! She might care though, idk :c
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>>7520430
it still looks a mess
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>>7520424
>tfw the only grill characters I'll ever be able to cosplay as are large bulky masc ones
Life is cruel
a-at least I have a couple in mind
>>7520430
Still a cutie
Keep cleaning that room tho
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>>7520430
ur cute and your room is unruly
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>>7520430
keep up the fight!
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>>7520433
tjere's multiple layers of mess that need to be taken care of
>>7520438
thank you
i will

>>7520440
>>7520441
WORKING ON IT
>>
Grace what webcam do u use to take pics
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>>7520432
I think at worst she'll assume you're a gay dude?
Most people don't actually give a shit desu
>>
>put most of the facepics lying around my desktop into a single pic
wew maybe i'll pass in half a decade
>>
>>7520442
your going to win this war against messiness!
clean rooms are relaxing too ^^
>>
>>7520444
it still scares me a lot, I'm going to feel like I'm intruding or something
>>
Painting my nails decreases my dysphoria by about 10 points
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>>7520442
dont worry mine is pretty bad rn too tbqh
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>>7520443
https://www.amazon.com/Logitech-Webcam-Widescreen-Calling-Recording/dp/B006JH8T3S/
There's a 60fps version I kinda wanna get so I can make super smooth webms like circe
>>7520448
yus they are
I wanna put some stuff up on my walls
Shelves
A board I can pin stuff on
a poster or two
patch wall even
>>7520454
im so tired of living in squalor i wanna get it fixed
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>>7520451
I need to get cute nail polish

>>7520442
Btw my room is worse rn than yours ever was and i have guests coming over xd
>>7520459
Ty
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>>7520450
You're giving them money
You're their best friend for a few minutes

>>7520451
Increases mine because man hands
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>>7520459
I always feel calmer and safer when a room seems in order, mine isn't though since I gotta sleep on the floor :c
>>
in my dream, i am the girl
it's me
>>
EVERYONE POST FAVORITE GIF
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c-can i have validation too
here's a pic of me, am i cute hamster
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>>7520461
The polish helps detract from the manliness tho
t. manhands
>>7520460
clean clean clean!!!
>>7520465
i just want my room to be in order
feel like everything has a place
its like
my room is a reflection of me
if it is a mess it is because i am a mess
i dont wanna be a mess, i wanna get it together
so i wanna start with my room
>>
>>7520467
I warned you about spiro, bro. I told you dog.
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>>7520468
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>>7520469
cute

am I a cute fractal
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>>7520468
Here
>>7520469
Qt hamster
>>7520467
>tfw consistently a girl in my dreams now
Life is crazy
>>
>>7520473
tfw on bica
just wait until i resign myself to a life as a big dick shemale prostitute

>>7520477
i'm a guy in my dreams most of the time
>>
>>7520472
See >>7520203
Thems some man hands and polish makes them worse
>>
>>7520467
Is Hamsteak another common mtf thing like programming, striped thigh high socks, and autism, or is that just me?
>>
>>7520461
my area is very rednecky though
>>7520472
exactly that, I really need to get my stuff organized but I need more furniture, I'm storing books in a clothing storage thing right now since bookcase got sketchy and I didn't want to die. I used to have room for them but then I started collecting figs....
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>>7520468
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>>7520483
i started reading it back in 2011 or 2012
real OG nigga here
i had like 14 fantrolls or something
>>
>>7520477
When do I get to be a girl consistently in dreams?
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>>7520481
I know you're gonna wanna smack me but
Those look like girl hands to me
Perhaps its because I already perceive you as a girl but still
My hands are worse desu but when I have nail polish on it distracts me from how rugged, large, manly, veiny, and lanky my hands are.
>>
>>7520486
can you post without the distortion, I want to see hair
>>
>>7520486
I'm an archive reader. I caught up just after the omegapause ended.
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>>7520492
You're not even there yet?
>tfw was imagining family life in the future and I was a guy
Fucked with me a little.
>>7520484
I definitely need new furniture, stuff to store jewelry in for example, or a new desk chair that isnt flat because I've sat in it so much
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>>7520494
o-okay :(

>>7520496
which one was that?
i caught up around the time the doc scratch intermission started, though i started RPing a while before that
>>
>>7520492
do you at least have a female inner monologue?
>>
>>7520499
The most recent pause. It ended when hussie started leading up to collide.
>>
>>7520499
I wish my hair was that long :c
>>7520498
I need a new chair too since I tend to lean on the left arm 24.7 and I don't want it to give way, need a new desk too, I want a cute one with maybe a built in shelving of some kind
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the only cure for boymode is genocide :-DDD

>>7520504
ah, right
at that point i had stopped caring about homestuck
i watched the last two flashes and they were as bad as i expected

>>7520506
how long have you been tranning?
i dunno, that's about 1.5 years of growth i guess
>>
>>7520501
how do you even tell what gender your inner monologue is for me its just thoughts and words but there is no like identifiable gender to them
>>
has anyone here in the US bought from QHI??
please tell me how long it took to ship to you :(
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>>7520498
I'm half and half in dreams, sometimes I'm a guy, sometimes I'm a girl. I've had kind of a lot lately where I'm a gay guy :/
I usually have a penis though, it's rare not to even like years after surgery
That sucks though I've had dreams like that too and they're disconcerting

>>7520493
Fuuuck no those aren't girl hands :/
Don't hugbox pls
Pretty nails btw are those yours?

>>7520501
Your dreams have an inner monologue?
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>>7520511
I want it to make it past my face, it kind stops around the chin-mouth level on the sides and upper lip on the front, but that's only when I hold it that way, I got curly hair so it will need to be maybe a few inches past the bottom of my face for me to be happy
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>>7520520
>Your dreams have an inner monologue?
I mean when you're conscious
I dont have a female inner monologue yet, probably never will
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Time for new thread bitches
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desu i kind of want a vag

>>7520522
i mean, how long have you been growing it out for?
idk much about you so i assumed you were a lot later into tranning than me

long hair is nice, you get a few months where it's constantly in your face and annoying as fuck but as it gets longer it starts to behave
i should probably get the front cut though desu
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>>7520527
I don't apply a gender to my inner monologue, it's just thoughts
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>>7520529
Are you running the python notebook, or just using an online thing?
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>>7520527
>>7520531
yea my thoughts do not have a gender lol
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>>7520529
I don't remember the last time I cut it, maybe since last spring? I used to have it very long back in school but had it short afterwards repressing
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>>7520531
>>7520536
the voice though, your inner monologue voice is it male or female
please dont bully
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>>7520540
>>7520540
>>7520540
>>7520540
>>7520540
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>always was a girl in my dreams during early puberty
>start transitioning
>start looking like how I did in those dreams
I've got a ways to go but I feel like I'm gonna make it
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>tfw I want to start taking estrogen and dress as a woman on nights and weekends (basically whenever I don't have to worry about my family seeing), but don't know if I should even bother because I don't know if I'd be able to pass even with a wig+makeup
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