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>anon-made thread

>>7518299
you're the one who said anything about a collar
i was only looking for extreme unprotected handholding

who /consumed by crippling envy of early-transers and cis girls/ here?

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somebody said collar?

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>tfw you can't get any lab in your area to take your blood and let me bring it with you
I NEED TO SHIP THE BLOOD TO MY SPERM BANK SO THEY DON'T KILL MY BABIES

im freaking out i have less than a month left to send it in and i cant find a place that will do it

i want to fucking kill myslef

i don't know what i'm gonna do with my life
maybe become a prostitute and die swiftly
but i probably couldn't even be a prostitute

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let's talk makeup

favorite brand
daily routine
fave skincare products
liquid or pencil eyeliner
things you need to improve
fake eyelashes ya or no
lipstick or gloss
setting spray or powder
liquid foundation or powder

>>7518321
no i don't want to

Tooth abuse is done.

>>7518313
just cut a bit, let it fill a couple of buckets to make sure and send it over

>>7518315
same desu
never gonna do it tho

>>7518293
>Can't I make mistakes?
you should keep your mistakes private

otherwise anons might bully you on the internet for them

Reminder that bfs are bad
A bf stole Amy from us

>>7518321
there are brands of makeup?

>>7518326
im seriously considering it, when the shop downstairs opens i can buy enough antihistamines to either kms, put myself into a coma or become a vegetable

>>7518321
I usually wear light foundation, just enough to give me an even complexion. Sometimes i contour my cheekbones and my jaw, but thats really only when i go out for the night. Then I wear eyeshadow and mascara. I cant do eyeliner because im blind in one eye which makes it impossible to apply.

Anyone ever used kat von d foundation? The coverage is amazing but it looks too harsh at times.

>>7518321
I'm sick of people like Korra forcing their heteronormativity here

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>>7518329
But I like being bullied
It gives me more motivation to prove people wrong anyways

>>7518334
Jesus don't do that
it won't kill you but you'll wish it did

>>7518333
Yeah. Too faced for liiiiiiife.

>>7518341
either fucking way i wont have to worry about this shit

>>7518334
You better not, if you become a vegetable I swear I'll make soup out of you.

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do i pass

>>7518334
don't desu

>>7518330
this
cis men are literally fucking evil

>>7518346
Vanessa I really like you please don't I'll miss you

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Interacting with my family is fun
>sister playing with my hair
>and she just exclaims "whoa your hair is so soft"

>talking to mom about my transistion
>she tells me my butt is alot rounder
Thats not the kinda thing you tell your son

>>7518334
Please wait a few days, maybe things will get better. And tell someone you know and trust how you feel.

>>7518348
>>7518330
Explain

>>7518334
why do you wanna die
>>7518330
but i need a bf to survive ;_;

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>>7518339
>It gives me more motivation to prove people wrong anyways
i'm sure you'll eventually follow through on that one day and actually prove someone wrong

better hurry up and do it soon though, while you've still got functional brain cells

vanessa if you're going to kill yourself you have to kill me first

>>7518347
not the best time

>>7518348
i cant see why not, iim fucking hopeless

>>7518350
very few people would miss me, and with time, they will all forgot

>>7518353
two days on one day off

>>7518310
me

>>7518321
I like that pic

>favorite brand
I like maybelline because I cant afford anything but drug store.
>daily routine
I dont really have a daily routine because I dont leave the house enough.
but I always start with skin primer, then use a corrector under my eyes, then concealer where I need it and foundation.
I usually do mascara and a lip gloss on top of that for a daily wear look.
>fave skincare products
Edie told me about Mario Badescu hyaluronic eye cream and I've been liking it, also got some Loreal Revitalift filler night cream that has hyaluronic acid and galanga that I like.
>liquid or pencil eyeliner
Liquid
>things you need to improve
I need to improve everything.
>fake eyelashes ya or no
No.
>lipstick or gloss
Depends on my mood.
>setting spray or powder
W-whats setting spray
>liquid foundation or powder
Liquid

Does anyone know what happened to repressiongen?

please respond

>>7518354
amy decided that she was gay, not trans
she got a boyfriend and said that cured her dysphoria

>>7518363
you'll get better eventually, probably
who knows

>>7518363
It's not a good time to die, girl

>>7518370
after their hero, spartan, fell, they all took the blue pill

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>>7518330
B-but i like my bf

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>>7518356
I'm on less drugs than I was a year ago, it's a start isn't it?

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>>7518310
only of cisgirls. early transers are still freaks as well

>>7518368
>doesnt know what setting spray is
Girl, this shit will change your life. It makes your makeup stay on flawlessy all day long, instead smudging off slowly throughout the day

>>7518379
Yeah you say that cuz you pass just as well as early transitioners

>>7518379
phienchen i was only pretending to be retarded last night :(

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Am I a handsome boy?

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>>7518378
>I'm on less drugs than I was a year ago, it's a start isn't it?
i suppose so

in the same way that gathering a handful of wheat is the start to making a sandwich

>>7518376
yeah but I'd like some fellow repressing dudes to talk to to help me get by a year or so.

So are they just gone?

>>7518389
No your a cute girl. Now go pluck your eyebrows

i think i'm too retarded to talk to people right now, i'm just going to go desu

>>7518391
i have no idea i'm just shitposting
go order HRT you fag

>>7518371
>amy decided that she was gay, not trans
>she got a boyfriend and said that cured her dysphoria

Huh. Is that a thing?

>>7518382
oh, I use powder

>>7518371
>>7518375
look its ok, i think i just need to leave this place, it's fucking toxic

>>7518395
if I havn't already exhausted all other avenue of possibly getting hrt I wouldn't be repressing now would I?

dumb fuck

>>7518396
nope
she will be back

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>>7518390
You really have no idea how many drugs I was doing a few years ago do you?
I'm getting better

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i dont know if im just being stupid and overthinking things but i really want to get a female haircut but im still in boy mode. i feel like i really need to get it styled/cut since its really not managable. (havent had it cut in about 1 1/2 - 2years, bangs are just a big blob of hair that i push to the side) I think I would look decent with my hair styled but i cant really see myself presenting as a girl without it being styled first. Should i just go in to a hair salon and ask for a female haircut while im in boy mode?

>>7518397
Setting powder and spray is different. Powder only sets your foundation so it doesnt move around or crease too much. Setting spray keeps everything perfect all day

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my sperm sample is gonna be fucking destroyed

>>7518408
>wanting kids

>>7518396
Uhm yah sometimes people realize they were repressing being gay, I knew someone who transitioned for a week then became a bottom


Literally the biggest drama queen I've ever met

>>7518378
stop ALL drugs

>>7518404
i'd do it
it'll probably make you way more andro in boymode

>>7518411
>not wanting kids
what kind of woman are you?

>>7518408
Tranny genes aren't worth it anyway

>>7518422
Woman(man)

>>7518411
>not likeing kids

>>7518411
>not wanting to be a pure mom

>>7518337
it works okay for non white skin I think. it's thick enough to where I don't need concealer. I like it

>>7518338
>>>/Tumblr/

>>7518368
Ive been meaning to try that brand but I'm scared to branch out of the ones I trust. drugstore makeup has always always make my face break out. and setting spray makes ur makeup stay on instead of melting off over time

>>7518408
life goes on. most of us gave up on having kids when we decided to transition. why would you even want to impregnate a woman anyway sounds masc af tbqh

>>7518308

Holy shit did someone say collar?

How the heck do you girls get words in your tripcode? Do you just keep rolling random trips until you get something or is there some technique I don't know?

nim :(

>>7518431
you have to suck a 9in dick and the secrets will be downloaded into your mouth

>>7518431
use some sort of tripcode generator http://desktopthread.com/Tripcode_Explorer/

>>7518352
u are her daughter

>>7518437
TFW no 9 inch dick near me.

>>7518429
>it works okay for non white skin I think. it's thick enough to where I don't need concealer. I like it
that must be my problem then, Im as pale as a ghost. I still needed concealer to hide my acne even with its coverage.

i want nim to be happy

>>7518437
Darn, the nearest one of those I could find is half the world away

>>7518440
Thanks anony!

>>7518405
I guess, nothing is ever going to be perfect for me tho

>>7518429
>masc af

Why are you such a cunt?

>>7518414
I'm working on it it's hard ;~;

>>7518440
>>7518450
Dont use that use Merikens Tripcode Engine, its waaaay faster and better

>>7518443
>tfw

>>7518444
ahh that might be it then. I purposely go for thr thicker Foundation to hide my shaving bruises and bumps and to forego having to use concealer

>>7518455
well she could always detransition and be a dad if the possibility of having kids is more important than living life. prioritiws anon gotta make sacrifices sometimes

>>7518455
hi
welcome to mtfg

>>7518456
I believe in you elanna

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>>7518385
what happened last night?
I am sure its okay, I am actually retarded
The day I can weaponize my autism is the day Ill achieve world domination

>>7518384
woah I wish.
maybe next life

>>7518403
please forgive me for not being intimately familiar with your personal history, and not knowing how many times a day you were snorting, sniffing, smoking and shooting up

it seems like you've made a little bit of progress, but all it takes is a small period of stress for some people to snap and fall back on old habits

>>7518453
You just need practice girl. When i started wearing makeup i would apply and wash off my makeup flr hours on end just to get better.

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Hi everyone! I've been on hrt for about 5 months now and I just started really buckling down on diet and exercise. I was wondering if anyone can give advice on how many calories I should be consuming daily? I'm currently eatin 1100 to 1200cals a day.

>>7518469
just keep that up for now then in a month or two get THICC

>>7518469
I did 1000 calories a day with 2 hrs of cardio 3 times a week with light cardio of only an hour the other 2 days.

>>7518429
>>7518461
I think you are being an ass though. Wanting to have biological children in the only currently possible way isn't masculine at all.
I'd have done the same if i could, adopting and surrogate or sperm donors just isnt the same :/

>>7518461
Tbh, I miss being grabbed, pinned, and fucked hard by a bigger guy than me.

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why cant anyone jsut draw three vials of blood from me i dont understand

>>7518461
So you can't even empathize with her for a fucking second before being a bitch?

>>7518478
yeah i don't get why she's being so insensitive to nim and calling her masculine when she's distressed about potentially losing her ability to have kids

>>7518481
Why can't they draw blood?

hi i'm back because i feel really lonely despite feeling toxic
i hate my personality

>>7518465
oh
all the shitposting about bestiality lmao

>>7518461
Concealer is supposed to better than any foundation to cover blemishes because you dont need as much. All that thick foundation is really bad fpr your skin

>>7518486
they wont let me take it with me

i have to mail it to my sperm bank so they can test it

>>7518455
>>7518455
She grew up in a church and household that disowned her, she doesn't know how to accept differences in people

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>>7518294
>tfw a group of qt traps will never break into my apartment in the middle of the night, tie me to my bedposts, and brutally rape me

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>>7518441
Im a boy tho

>>7518401
>>7518413
Lol

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>>7518487
oh, wasnt that today?
I thought it was fun

>>7518385
>>7518465
everyone got into quite a fuss about that

i dont get why people cant take a joke

>>7518491
Where do you live anon?

>>7518492
idk about that desu

>>7518489
Is there anything I can do to help

I really feel bad for you

>>7518481
Check with your general physician or clinic or hospital, they could probably do it there.
Most specialised blood draw clinics are meant for testing and donation, which is probably why they dont let you take it. Blood can be used nefariously.
Also maybe see if they can send it for you if they wont let you take it?

>>7518491
i legitimately think that this will never happen to anyone
that's just not gonna ever happen
it's not possible

>>7518494
i'm in hawaii so my timezones are weird
idk i feel like i made an ass of myself
but that's every day i guess

>>7518495
i get in these really frustrated shitposting moods which make me super annoying
at least i had an excuse because i was coming off of booze
right now i'm just retarded

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>>7518466
I like our little talks
It makes me remind myself how far I've actually come. Even if you don't know the details of a few years back, I do, and I really have made a lot of progress

>>7518464
Thanks :3

>>7518479
married life yo. but you can be the dominant one now!

>>7518488
I only wear it for a few hours at most and not every day so it's alright. I always wash throughly after taking it off

>>7518496
michigan

>>7518491
Never say never :3

>>7518499
how can you use blood nefariously

its my blood

>>7518511
South east michigan?

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>>7518497
impenetrable boymode

>>7518498
can you take my blood

>>7518515
west michigan

>>7518517
cutie alert

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>>7518517
>impenetrable
i don't know about that, hanna

you look very penetrable to me

>>7518520
Are you around Kalamazoo?

>>7518503
same, i currently have the excuse of not having enough booze
i know i piss people off and stuff but hey, they piss me off just as much if not more
it's like i cant even have a fucking joke in this place without some uppity asshole trying to fucking vilify me for not conforming to their expectations

people here take shit too fucking seriously

>>7518517
bro, you look like a girl

>>7518517
looks perfectly penetrable

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>dad is cooking dinner
>he let me mash the potatoes

>>7518529
do they think im gonna try and launch a chemical attack with three vials of blood lol

>>7518514
Like, if you have HIV or blood borne illnesses you could infect people with it by exposing them to it.
It's just a guess though, there might be other legal reasons they won't let you take it (like for their own legal protection)

But yeah like i said check with your local GP or clinic and see if they can, you may need to explain what it is for though.

>>7518531
want to start a tranny ranch deep in the heart of some backwoods rural shithole
with ponies ;) ) ) ; ) ; ) ;)

but yeah i should probably just play vidya or something
i feel so frustratingly annoying
i really hate my perosnality

>>7518534
AGP

>>7518538
>bloodborne
My nigga

>>7518534
uwu
did he headpat you and call you a good girl?

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>>7518477
Do you do any leg exercises while working out as well? I'm currently squating and leg pressing everyday on top of 45 min of cardio.

Nim you still have time, you can figure things out.
I believe in you!

>>7518525
no, grand haven

>>7518534
>mashing your potatoes
A G P

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>>7518532
Bro that whould be totally gay
>>7518533
>>7518524
Too lewd for me :s
>>7518523
Ikr nim is the biggest qt

Korra please take your sissy fetish elsewhere, you don't pass, please stop pretending you're a woman and like boys and makeup. It makes the rest of us look bad you giant ape.

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>>7518524
underrated comment

>>7518495
cause half the people here are so degenerate that this is just slightly past their own level and they need to draw the line somewhere
for normal people these things are so absurd that a good laugh can easily be had.

>>7518503
na I didnt think you did

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>>7518504
enjoy it while it lasts, i'm just waiting for you to slip up

>>7518538
im not even sexually active this is such bullshit

>>7518546
Ahhh sorry anon, thats too far for me, im in AA.
>tfw living in sjw tranny paradise

>>7518559
M-maybe I'll have to visit

>>7518543

naw
he called me my boy name

>>7518541
>>7518547

what's the trutrans way to eat potatoes?

>>7518544
nah all I did was cardio and able exercises to get my tummy flat and toned

>>7518549
>angry transbian

>>7518548
no you silly!

>>7518565
the only trutrans way of potatoes is to put my feminine benis in your mouth

>>7518540
deffo start a ranch/wolf conservation trust ;)

meh, i like the occasional shitpost y'know, not all the time but it can be Really funny!
but there are just some people who take themselves too seriously and even forget that they're on 4chan

>>7518563
Tbh you could probably find a cute trap on grindr. Theres a ton of them on grindr out here

>>7518574
!?
B-but I've never had a bf (or gf)

>>7518550
i just want to fuck around and not worry about idiots taking everything so damn seriously

i like people that can laugh at anything desu

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>>7518564
everybody knows that the most devastating weapon of all is the quill, not the katana

>>7518507
Yeah... But...

I'm selfish af.
I still really like vaginaa, too.

I want both.
In college, I'd flip back/forth from sub/Dom like twice a week.
I'm still that way.
Tbh, commitment is kinda crap like that.

I'm very sexually frustrated from time to time and I can't act on it

>>7518565
wait for them to ferment and make alcohol

>>7518550
well if you say so
i dunno senpai
what you up to

>>7518572
how you doing besides being a gay ebin shitposter
wanna add me on discord or steam :3

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>>7518565
>what's the trutrans way to eat potatoes?

>>7518575
Check grindr then. As long as you use her pronouns any trap will sleep with you. We are all very attention starved.

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>>7518554
I really like you anon, you always make me feel better about myself

what was burch joking about

>>7518580
mmm. not much I can say about that. it's really something to have a serous talk about with ur wife. she needs to get her shit together or something

>>7518588
Being into bestiality
Much fun very kek

>>7518588
rape, is that ok?

>>7518588
being a girl

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l09H-3zzgA

really into this song rn tbqhwy ngl

>>7518579
me on the left

>>7518586
b-but I want to be in a loving relationship, not some fling

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>>7518577
same
its gotten a lot more touchy over the last 3 years here

>>7518587
you deserve to feel good about yourself
:3

>>7518584
its like 1 am, we re gonna go to bed soon

HOW DO I GET OVER MY ALL-CONSUMING AND DESTRUCTIVE ENVY OF EVERYONE WHO HAS BY NATURE THINGS I CAN NEVER HOPE TO HAVE E.G. PASSING, PEACE OF MIND, A FULLY-FUNCTIONAL BODY??????

>>7518598
Then why were you tryimg to hook up with me over 4chan lol

>>7518604
just b urself

>>7518607
i never thought the "all traps a sluts and just want a good dicking" meme would be true

>>7518608
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>go to supermarket
>lots of men starring
>why is wveryone staring
>ooo cute girl
>stare at her
>she doesn't look up
>guy passes she looks up at him


Reeeeee

>>7518591
She's not very big and basically asexual at this point.
Sometimes we go on week long secksy stints with moooonths in between.
But I'm fucking insatiable

>>7518618
just b urself
just b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urselfjust b urself

senpai

>>7518613
Mostly. Im an innocent virgin maiden tho. The most ive done was suck a dick once but that doesnt really count

>>7518588
last night me and a few other people started shitposting about bestiality

>>7518603
>we
we who o:

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>>7518595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnRv4azfris&spfreload=10
Is this the what are you listening to post?

>>7518636
really made me think

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>>7518636

>>7518571

pretty sure your dick isn't potatoes, anonymous

>>7518581

but i'm not Irish

>>7518585

can do

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>>7518603
You do as well cutie
:3

>>7518646
no my dick is trutrans potatoes insert mouth around benis pls anonymous

>>7518645
>President of Mexico: "Mr. Trump, tear down this wall!"
I like it :3

>>7518571
>>7518655
I think this might be sexual harassment

>>7518659
More like, "mr. Trump tear down the chainlink fence"

okay anon
stick it in

>>7518665
sticc

>>7518662
no this is love anonymous

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>>7518633
bf + pets + me

>>7518652
nuuuu :c

i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl i dont want to be a boy i was supposed to be a girl

>>7518571
>put my feminine benis in your mouth
Every chaser's dream

>>7518584
might aswell
i'm doing pretty shit, started thinking about my family, social life, personal life and shit
idk, im not in the state of mind to think about shit right now
i wish i was drunk

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sad

>>7518674
just be yourself

>>7518674
A G P
G
P

>>7518678
i want to drink but my parents are home
i'm just listening to the local classic rock station
might draw more shitpost comics i guess

>>7518689
AGP is the real meme that everyone has fallen for

>>7518681
Hugg Lauren

>>7518603
shamefully it has become enough of a stable community for them to reject change and want things to remain as they like it, it wont last forever, things always change

>>7518677
tbqh all chasers need to do is transition into a cute anime girl and they can get some feminine benis

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>>7518669
Yeah
You're cute, sweet and a joy to talk to
Don't make me flirt with you to prove it

>tfw no chasers to give me HRT money for pictures of my benis

How do I make friends and/or influence people

>>7518695
hugg

>>7518674
amy?

>listening to records from the 1890s
>everyone sounds like a character out of huckleberry finn, chuckling and saying "nigger" a lot
i don't know what i expected

>>7518684
Thanks chad

>>7518676
Don't you ruin John Smith for me! ;_;

>>7518645
this is actually quite sweet

>>7518703
You should try reading the book 'how to make friemds and influence people'. Serious, its real

>>7518707
sounds like /b/

>>7518703
Show them how you can help complete their goals

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>>7518696
Idk, I dont feel like the autists have taken over yet, theyre trying though

>>7518699
OMG :3
SO NICE!
lying isnt right though

>>7518717
What if your dumb?

>>7518706
Not dramatic enough

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>>7518722
Baby, I don't lie

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>>7518722
>>7518699
stop this

neither of you deserve happiness

>>7518691
sounds good, i'll send you a friend request on discord :)

>>7518722
i dont think anyone is trying to take over, people just want to enjoy themslves

also 'autists on 4chan'
that's unheard of

what do you do when you think a boy has a crush on you

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drumpf btfo

>>7518724
You're*

>>7518737
you show him your feminine benis

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>>7518736
theres 4chan autism and then theres actual autism

the latter got sorta rampant lately

>>7518733
>implying

>>7518734
oh, sorry anon, I forgot

>>7518738
The way obama is postured and holding his hands make him look like a robot instead pf human

>>7518745
>the latter got sorta rampant lately
What exactly?

>>7518724
Lots of people here are really vain mean and dumb, and offer dangerous bad advice, but really it doesn't matter they have friends here


Just play to an audience that's your match

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>>7518745
Oh, so you're going to play hardball?
I see how it is.

>>7518734
But you help to make me happy..

>>7518737
Kiss him on his face.

>consider transition so that i don't have a reason to kill myself
>remember that even if it worked i'd still have no reason not to
well that killed that motivation

>>7518745
i doubt anyone is being serious
maaaybe some but that's the joke

>>7518736
burch#9929

>>7518754
it'll be fun

>>7518753

what if it's a boy on the internet

>>7518763
YOU FUCKING SHOW FEMININE BENIS U KEK

lmao so it turns out totally by coincidence Angie is FB friends with a trans girl from my uni who was a friend of some friends of mine and who I long avoided out of envy
weird shit

>>7518763
Arrange for a meeting so that you can kiss him on his face.

Pray he doesn't live in some farland innawoods country like serbia or some shit

>>7518768
it means you and angie are destined to be each others waifus...

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>tfw even your mii is a hon

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>>7518755
posting quality has been incredibly terrible since summer.

>>7518752
OMG
youre the best
<3 <3 <3
Ive to go sleep tho
ni ni

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>>7518776
iktf

I can't sleep
Hlep

>>7518768
>autistic stalker is friends with someone another autistic stalker stalks
what a coinkidink

>>7518751
Mh I kinda try to become friends with some peeps here but I'm boring and I'm hundreds of miles away from them
And even if they'd kind of like me never being able to meet them cuz poor would just make me sad
Only people in my area wouldn't like me and think I'm retarded

>>7518770

We're both musicians, he said he has the place all to himself for a while next month so I'm probably gonna go see him then. Maybe I'll kiss him on the face, he's pretty shy. I bet he'd have a funny reaction.

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TED CRUZ BUILT HIS DELEGATES IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

>>7518778
>post quality has gone down since i came here
thnx
very reassuring

>>7518778
>posting quality has been incredibly terrible since summer.
maybe you're just not with it anymore, grandma

i mean, it's not like people have been saying the same thing for literally 10 years now

>>7518760
will it?

>>7518801
sure, why not
I like altered states of consciousness

>>7518791
Nah it's probably me and my escort talks

>>7518803
the only thing that concerns me is that transitioning won't give me a reason to get up in the morning
it'd be silly to expect it to

i have no reason to be

i want to not be useless so i can find somebody to love

>BLM isn't a terrorist group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfzvrCwjfLE

How am I supposed to support my trans gf? She passes extremely well but is very hung up on getting all the surgeries that she wants. I fully support her but I also feel like she might be overdoing it. Should I tell her to reconsider or do I just shut up and let her do what she wants?

>>7518810
well what's your reason at the moment?

personally I don't want to cause the few people who about me grief.

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>>7518778
Goodnight cutiepa2tie

>>7518788
>We're both musicians, he said he has the place all to himself for a while next month so I'm probably gonna go see him then. Maybe I'll kiss him on the face, he's pretty shy. I bet he'd have a funny reaction.
What makes you think he has a crush on you? Have you met up irl before?

>>7518813
if she doesn't need surgeries to look good it could sometimes have really bad effects on how well she ages, I think just warn her about that and as long as she's aware of the possible consequences let her do what she wants.

I'm a pretty boy

>>7518816
i don't have one
life is easier than death, essentially
but that is slowly being less the case as time passes

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>>7518818

No. But he's made weird comments asking if I and someone else were a thing, and he keeps posting reaction images like this at me and calling me cute and shit.

>>7518830
so you keep saying

>>7518834
>No. But he's made weird comments asking if I and someone else were a thing, and he keeps posting reaction images like this at me and calling me cute and shit.
Oh, he wants to fugg alright.

Better bring a few spare jimmy hats when you go visit.

>>7518830
I'm a okay boy but ugly girl what should I do

>>7518812
Shit I just saw this

They kidnapped a special needs kid and put lit cigarettes in his cuts and say fuck trump

>>7518812
(((black people))))

>>7518846
just because he is white

>>7518840

he was also the one who brought up hanging out IRL and then started talking about me kind of a lot to my best friend

I think I love Frangi

>>7518848
Well the main girls brother was killed by police, so this is what happens in response.

I'd probably just do it to a police officer in their position though rather then hurt someone that is literally retarded and doesn't know what's going on

>>7518850
You can't sleep because you're lurking here

>>7518850
does this mean you realise you were always just a gay man?

maeve

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>>7518853
an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind

>>7518855
Kek nice one
All it means is I am ramping up the chasing lad

>>7518854
I was not lurking here for 1:40 before saying I couldn't sleep

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>>7518858
what is love?
maevey don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more

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>>7518853
>the main girls brother was killed by police
he didn do nuffin!

>>7518389
>boy
You are very cute, but you are certainly not a boy.
*headpat*

cops aren't people

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>>7518858
>>7518869

canada's goaltender is shiiiiiiit

>>7518874
LAUREN

>>7518861
>Trashone Coats

>>7518875
hugg
hugg
hugg
hugg
hugg
hugg
hugg

>>7518870
You wonder how they handle criminals in the other 99% of first world countries without guns,


Oh right they just beat the shit out of them and arrest them
>>7518861
Hey you want to target and disenfranchise people, take their health care and make abortion illegal, and then shoot them in the back, a few of them are going to turn into terrorists

t. terroism expert

>>7518878
le tender de goal canadien est shité

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>>7518887
what do you expect?

>>7518889
drivel

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>>7518878
>goalkeepers are called "goaltenders" in canada
one of the cutest things i've heard all week

>>7518894
GOALTENDIES REEEEEEE

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>>7518889
>black people have no agency, it is the white mans burden

don't call cops pigs

its bad to kill pigs

>>7518896
you have very beautiful penis.

>>7518900
t. muhammad

i am sending an e-mail to mike pence asking him to put faye on the high priority target list

>>7518893
Basically all middle eastern terroism is based around the government disenfranchising a majority in their country, and treating them violently based on race or religion

Now that we have a majority democrats, and they're shooting blacks on camera and throwing tasers on them after, what did you think would happen? we're literally doing the same thing Syria and Iraq did.

>>7518894
no they aint, I had to think for a while to figure out what she was talking about, I only knew them as goalkeepers

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>>7518878
I don't actually have anything to contribute but I wanted to leave this here.

>>7518898
you can't just simplify a situation until it fits your narrative

>>7518903
Thanks
It's p feminine
Not like you'd know though

>>7518894
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goalkeeper#Ice_hockey
It's a sport specific thing, not a regional thing.

evens i go to bed
odds I play RE4 and eat gingerbread men until I can't keep my eyes open

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What's the step by step to transitioning? Like you realize you're trans and then what?

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>>7518891
Same

>>7518894
Wrong sport senpai
But most people call them goalies

>>7518908
Dying rn

>>7518921
You repress hoping the feelings will go away
then you snap in your early 40's
start hrt and use your wealth ammassed from repression jobs such as construction or military service to get the surgeries and drugs
after that I'm not sure

>>7518921
>realize you're trans
you've already failed,. real trans people don't "realize" they are trans.

elanna maeve

>>7518928
anon

>>7518921
first you go see a therapist or just get your hands on some hormones, one way or another
later you might consider surgery and official gender change

>>7518911
I'd worship your feminine penis

>>7518924
>ywn have a cute nickname like Trusty Prusty
Literally the only hockey player I know together with Gretzky

>>7518921
You go to a doc and get a script
Then you start experimenting with clothes and makeup and nails
Then you take a cock to see if you like it
Then you worry about surgeries. But prioritize what triggers you most first because you have to wait between them and it's expensive

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>>7518927
But that's wrong you retard

>>7518938
>not knowing Rocket Richard

>>7518935
You're pretty pathetic
Couldn't get any of the feminine trannies here? Had to go for me?

>>7518940
And then finally after the surgery you go and get all your legal documents and then marry your bf and lovingly succ him every night so he doesn't leave you

lil sad tbf

>>7518927
So you intrinsically understand that you were a girl and that you needed hormones as a toddler?
Impressive.
When did you try getting hormones?

>>7518927
You can have dysphoria without knowing what it is, exactly or what's causing it

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>>7518940

You aren't trutrans unless you have two x chromosomes.

>>7518942
>a Dutch person knowing anything about ICE hockey
Nice meme, field hockey is what we play here. Not that I know many players but still.

>>7518957
Trip on Sage <3

>>7518942
I don't think an old transitioner like yourself has any say in the matter

>>7518954
That's the idea, yes

>>7518955
I strongly doubt that man has any dysphoria

>>7518957
I've never seen mine :/

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>what it takes to be a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltDD9wQDQaI

>>7518928
lauren is for hugging