/mtfg/ male to female general

Hello World.

>>7489491
I can't smell so is that an insult or not?

I want my penis flipped turned upside down

>>7489490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlWRXJykKt8

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Alright /mtfg/ let's get some optimism in here:
>what's one thing you like about yourself?
>what's one thing you'd like to improve in 2017?
>>7489490
2lazy to post link because I'm on my phone but I'm listening to "The Argus" by Ween

>>7489497
Oh that must be convenient in the subway in summer

>>7489506
>what's one thing you like about yourself?
nothing
>what's one thing you'd like to improve in 2017?
everything, but I'm just going to end it instead, far easier than dealing with my problems :)

http://www.strawpoll.me/11992611
http://www.strawpoll.me/11992611

Which one would you like to see gone forever? Cont.

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>tfw walking in the danger zone

>>7489506
>What I like
Nearly everything.
>To be improved
Getting my chin and jaw fixed, LASIK and my ID change.

>>7489500
either diana ross or fresh prince
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtyMeEcPPE

>>7489513
Do you play Halo 5 Forge, Amy?

>>7489490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvnzxeqCpcw

>>7489506
>I like my hair.
>Everything ;_;

>>7489508
I don't understand that reference
There is also no subway here unless you mean the restaurant.

People always say smell is a large part of attraction and sexual excitement though so I feel like I can only experience stuff half as much :(

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>>7489517
They made it too complicated to use now

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>>7489506
>like
my naturally feminine mannerisms

>improve
being less anxious about everything

>>7489497
does that cause havoc with eating?
like how can you tell if something like milk is off?

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>get invited to new years party
>decide to skip it and spend the night with my bf

i would feel really shitty if I didn't bring in the new year with him but on the other hand I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to go to the party a little. it's a mixed feel

>>7489523
How so? I haven't played it since before the customs browser, but surely that should make it easier than it was? Adding a shit ton of people and getting invited to games through discord was a pain in the arse.

>tfw you learned about the Halo Wars port
>but you can't buy it on it's own and have to pre-order the deluxe edition of HW2
343 really make it hard for me to like Halo anymore desu.

>>7489521
It might be part of attraction, but it's also a large part of disgust. If people don't shower in summer they get all sweaty and stinky, especially in a full subway. Using too much deodorant is annoying too.
Not being able to smell is not the worst thing that could happen. Food smells delicious, so you won't get lured by it. But most things just smell bad.

>>7489506
>what's one thing you like about yourself?
apparently my hair looks acceptable without putting in any effort
>what's one thing you'd like to improve in 2017?
my entire life?
everything about my life is shit, but i'm gonna try and fix it in 2017
will it happen? maybe not, but it's worth the shot

>>7489512
This is surprisingly one sided

>>7489526
Milk stays good for months lol
I live with parents anyway so they'd notice, and just checking dates on meat/dairy is normal right?
The rest doesn't matter anyway, I never get sick at least.
Also sometimes jam has a huge mould patch on it but yaknow that's noticable

>>7489530
I don't know when I stink, that is also one of the worst things about it. Maybe I stink most of the time but idk...
Anyway yeah I get lured by food either way lol

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I hate being a bad friend

>>7489538
you are an okay person
i doubt you are a bad friend

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>>7489529
I Guess I never really take the time to play games for more than 20 minutes these days

>>7489490
>what are you listening to edition
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUxfnCfZOQg
old now but still good imo

>>7489506
>what's one thing you like about yourself?
dunno if this is meant to be about physical stuff or not so i'll do both
my butt is definately my best physical asset
also I managed to go from being a shy, socially anxious shut in, to being open with people and confident enough to get a job in retail
>what's one thing you'd like to improve in 2017?
physically, my face through ffs. my nose is my worst feature desu
otherwise, i'd like to improve my voice and also find a bf or at least romance

>>7489536
If you're on hrt you will smell less and if you shower regularly you should be fine.
I like you :3

>>7489545
>shower regularly
I shower like 3 times a week but wear clothes for like 5 days
Pants more like 2 weeks because I have 2 pairs.
>I like you :3
Thanks anon you're nice!

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>>7489512

im scared

is Lauren real

>>7489560
is lauren sentient?

>>7489563
i don't know

>>7489550
You'll be fine. Some people might notice if you're wearing the same things for 5 days though. And you should change your underwear more often for hygienic reasons.

>>7489558
Please don't be scared. Is there anything I can do? Just think of cute Ferrets!

>>7489560
Sure I've seen pictures of her

>>7489564
I wish i had a 4chan pass

>>7489550
Go to good will or other 2nd hand shops, and pick up some more clothes for cheap.

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i wasnt able to make the earliest train to see charlotte
i gotta wait an hour
but i need that time to pack
i feel bad for not being prepped earlier

>>7484666
>>7484666
>>7484666
>>7484666
you know what to do

>>7489568
has science gone too far?

>>7489568
moo

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>tfw your boymode is failing
Some idiot thought I was a girl.

>>7489571
It's not like you missed a flight. Chill. I'm not going anywhere.

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>tfw in almost four years you have done nothing but be bitter and full of self hatred

>>7489568
wtf
why would you post your own nudes, again?

>>7489572
What do?

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>>7489512
>being this autistic and caring about people on the internet

>>7489581
angie im scared

>>7489581
Simpsons memes are cool pls post more

>>7489566
Yeah I change underwear after showering and sometimes more :^)

>I wish i had a 4chan pass
Me too :(

>>7489570
I don't need more clothes though
Can spend that money on drugs too or mones

>>7489581
I care about you because you're really annoying and ruin every thread

>>7489578
moo fuck you thats why

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>>7489580

>>7489572
I started hormones around 15 the first time around so I'd technically belong but I don't feel like shitting up that thread with unneeded drama. Let early transitioners have their own quiet corner.

>>7489587
moo

>>7489568
l-lewd

>>7489585
Please don't do drugs. Cute clothes can make you happy too and they last much longer!

>>7489589
>Let early transitioners have their own quiet corner.
No.

can someone please come make all my problems go away

>>7489588
why tho

>>7489594
They wouldn't need one if they weren't bullied by jealous girls here.

kayla

>that feel when you aren't a mega milk mooer yet

pls tittle skittles hurry up

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>>7489583
Why?

>>7489584
I got you famalam

>>7489586
Nice

>>7489592
>Cute clothes can make you happy too
Lol that is not how it works
Drugs are unrivaled except maybe being kissed by the person you love
But that's best the first time, drugs have less of a steep downward slope.
Drugs make you feel gud each and every time
Clothes can't

>>7489585
>drugs
Reminder that elanna is 26 but looks like she's 36 because of drugs.

>>7489600
And?
Life sucks.

>>7489603
my brain is broken in a way so im constantly afraid of things i shouldn't be afraid of

>>7489572
why is nearly every mtf thread besides this almost nothing but more-trans-than-thou bs

Huh why did my trip fall off?

>>7489597
why not

>>7489611
Anna hi im sorry I got mad at you before

>>7489609
Reminder that Korra just spent an hour berating Charlotte for no reason.

>>7489604
I never kissed anyone, but that must feel amazing!
I hope you don't take dangerous drugs that hurt you at least.

>>7489614
yeah but she didnt doubt her transness from what I remember

im crying now help

>>7489613
Aww Lauren it's okay
Hugg!
I'm kind of an ass sometimes and I deserve it probably
I hope you'll be okay soon <3

>>7489617
I do ket regularly as is well known on here and acid sometimes
Also xanny if you consider that drugs
I want to try more but I have no scale :(

>>7489619
more huggggg

>>7489618
She doubted her passingness.

>>7489612
cause no reason

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>>7489614
im glad i get to be with charlotte soon
she's a great girl

>>7489609
Because most people love to feel superior to somebody else.
They will throw anyone under the bus to feel better about themselves.
Even if it is a minor superiority like starting HRT a year before someone else.

The only people that don't, are at rock bottom and can't.
But we have our own character flaws as well.
I love to harass people better than me. I don't care if they are hurt by it. It doesn't bother me.

is it normal for your parents to not let you see a doctor and tell you how you're pretty going to die soon

>>7489589
I laughed when I saw it. We both could post there.

>>7489600
They'd only get encouragement from me.

>>7489606
break the chain of abuse/harassment.

>>7489627
eh
if you don't i will

im scared im abusive to my parents in response and im just as bad

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>>7489608
See a therapist

>>7489614
Sounds hot

This thread hasnt been interesting since dec 2015.

Literally all the drama here is fake and forced and all the trips are just boring.

>>7489637
im sorry anon :(

>>7489628
Charlotte is mean sometimes and nice others. Its hard to really call her one or the other.

>>7489631
>break the chain of abuse/harassment.
I don't care enough to.
I'm probably not strong enough to if I wanted to.
It's not like I'll be around that much longer anyway.
In the mean time I'm more than happy to drag people down with me.

>>7489638
Do you go out of your way to be fucking annoying?

I come here once a month to bant and you're just annoying.

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>>7489640
she's mean to those she doesnt like and treats me really well

>>7489633
don't desu

>>7489643
i don't know

i just like some of the people here and hold my blankets and pretend its them

>>7489637
The thread was shit when I was in Geelong, that was like 2014?

>>7489506
no memes i don't know if i really like anything about myself
maybe i'm letting my self esteem get too low
that can be something i'll work on

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Is charlotte tsundere

>>7489650
maeve you're really nice and pretty and i like you a lot

>>7489645
there are no brakes on the subtle but damaging psychological abuse train

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>>7489644
Isn't that what any good friend would do?

im worried im going to feel like things are watching me again soon

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Been passing all day at a bunch of airports. Feels great.

Listening to pic related

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>>7489651
yes
>>7489655
yes
that's why she's one of my best
i have 2 best friends
her and kari

>>7489658
grace hugg

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>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

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>>7489657
Nice

>>7489661
Where's your bf?

>>7489652
i like you a lot too lauren
i gotta learn to like myself >_<

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>>7489658
You're lucky to have her, she seems like a really good friend

>>7489641
>>7489633
>>7489629
think smaller than that
spit in their coffee or something
'accidentally' clock them (with a prompt apology)

it's a lot better in the long run if you keep it subtle but seemingly polite

>>7489665
work :( not seeing him until tomorrow night

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>>7489667
i am really lucky, yeah
im thankful her and i have gotten so close

>>7489669
>'accidentally' clock them (with a prompt apology)
Jesus.
That sounds like the most damaging.

>>7489651
If you mean stupid harem shit where neckbeards fantasize about girls saying no and secretly meaning yes, then fuck no.

>>7489658
:3

>>7489669
why do you post stuff like this

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I got too desperate for action and bought a magic wand massager
and holy fuck I didn't expect they'd be that powerful

>>7489674
I think my best friend is gonna leave me when he finds out I'm trans

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im sad and scared help

>>7489682
Ohhhh?

I've got 75 bucks on Amazon to burn, I may as well get something fun. I was thinking about getting another bra though...

i don't buy clothes because I know I just stay in bed all day

>>7489685
I don't know a thing about your situation but I've been in pretty bad places before
just go see a doctor, or therapist, or get your family to go too
sorry if I sound too obvious or patronising but dealing with it with others can help a lot so long as the therapist is good

>1000 calories today
someone should just gag me desu

>>7489683
If that's the case, you needed better friends anyway.

It's gonna hurt, but don't be afraid to cut them loose.

>>7489679
because i'm a bitter hon?
you could have guessed that you fucking idiot

>>7489696
hugg

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I actually saw my shadow today and didn't completely hate it

the camera made it look weirdly long when I went to take a picture tho

>>7489699
im sorry

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>>7489682
how do you use it
>>7489678
Soon kitty

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>>7489637
Remember your place.

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>>7489702
hugg back at ya

Attention all fellow lonelies!
There's a skype thread up. Pop your head in, maybe you'll find someone special!

>>7487806

>>7489657
Welp, I guess I spoke too soon. I don't have a seat assignment for my next flight, so they'll be calling my totally not officially changed name over the PA system and I will have to respond to it. Kms.

>>7489711
no

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How much do you hate being trans?

>>7489706
oh wow
i am fucking horrible
jesus
what the fuck am i doing?

i deserve my pain

>>7489721
hugg
it's ok

>>7489711
skype does not respect your freedoms

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>>7489720
Enough, but I haven't had any serious repercussions from it yet.

>>7489720
i love it

>>7489730
why

>>7489727
I'm pretty sure you're free to post contact info for whichever platform you prefer.

>>7489726
no
it's not

>>7489689
yeah mines pretty damn good with multiple settings even though it's not an official hitatchi, £35 but I don't know what that is in ameribucks

>>7489707
just plug it in, choose a vibration setting (it can get p intense), and massage it on parts that feel good desu

>>7489720
I despise the fact that I was not born as a cis female with a normal cis life with all of my heart, although sometimes I'm also glad being trans give me an actual reason to say fuck off to the world.

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>>7489720
the twitchbux are flowing like crazy
it's great

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>>7489730
Korra no you don't
You know you wish you were a cis girl.

>>7489720
It's more of an irritating inconvenience than something I hate, but then I'm relatively attractive and people think I'm adorable and make me feel welcome.

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Femanons, do you like the taste of cum?

>>7489734
If I had to guess, it's close to $50
Basically, I have to pick between that and a bra that fits well.

>>7489737
I'm gonna try to cash in on my oppression points too.

>>7489746
I've only tasted my own and I've come to like it

>>7489572
Is this bait?

i want to be held
like really i have no ambition beyond that I just want to be held so badly

>>7489746
Sure do. Well, I don't actually know if I like it or if I'm just used to it, but I love having cum in my mouth.

>>7489720
Not much these days. It doesn't come into play as long as I don't have to show official ID.

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What girl stuff do I buy with $150 in Amazon gift cards?

What is the easiest method of committing suicide?
I'm not talking a girl """""suicide""""" for attention, I mean legit death.

>>7489758
$150 gift card

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Gotta convince the hotel that I am indeed the boy on my id
>>7489758
clothes
makeup
bras
pantsu
jewelry

>>7489738
true i do wish I was cis but tranny is the closest I can get to that so I'm happy with it. life is alot better and happier now I really do love it

>>7489758
Buy me 3 Hitachis :3

>>7489758
Makeup, clothes, 'personal massagers'.

>>7489761
>Gotta convince the hotel that I am indeed the boy on my id
You already have me convinced.

>tfw everyone on mtfg improves over time and you just get worse

>>7489759
Easiest? Something effective. Drink a lot, fill a tub with warm water, and slit your wrists vertically. If you're crazy like me, you could alternatively stab your jugular to ensure bleeding out.

>>7489758
makeup and underwear to start getting used to girl stuff

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>>7489767
Sweet, I'd like my King deluxe room now

>>7489768
Probably has to do with the fact that you don't leave your room

>>7489768
lurking for long time, still not made progress.

>>7489768
the darkest hour is just before the dawn lauren

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>>7489762
How is the Deep South?
Makes me wonder how well I can stealth there

i have an erection

>>7489774
i don't know how

i keep trying to get better but i can't

i can't make it to a therapist

>>7489759
what about a method with a good painlessness-to-success rate?

i feel guilty for not wanting to die

>>7489779
Either play with it to maintain size for surgery, or hack it off in a psychotic fury.

>>7489783
overdose on cocain and heroin at the same time

>>7489778
nice for the most part cis girls are really friendly and easy to make friends with but it's boring in small towns with not much to do. passing is really easy bc women around here don't try at all with their appearance and just let themselves go after their teens

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>>7489698
yeah, I'm clinging onto some hope he'll still be my friend since we've been through so much together. but I don' think he feels very positively about trans people
It'll be hard making new friends

>>7489783
Well, those would be the girly methods. Gassing, pill chugging, shit like that.

>>7489783
a gun, is the most obvious, if you can get one.

holy shit fuck do my breasts HURT after doing injections every time. anyone else felt this for a while??

>>7489750
I think that kind of posting started out as bait but poe's law you know

>>7489786
That's a silly thing to feel guilty about. If you don't want to die, own it. You can think life is shit and still think living is better than the alternative.

can't be bothered finding the post to reply to it

my method will be falling head first at midnight from a tall building into a crowd
it's planned out ready to go
almost getting excited!

>drivers license up for renewal
do I boymode the photo?
It's not like I'll be publicly presenting any time soon

>>7489807
Hurting other people with your suicide is rude.

>>7489810
get some nice makeup done and pass as good as you can.

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>>7489807
good luck anon, I hope you find what youre looking for.

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sad

>>7489759

Shotgun to the head and helium exit bags are the most effective methods.

But don't fucking do it. Seriously, your life likely isn't shitty enough to merit it.

>>7489814
manners only matter to the living

>>7489817
thanks for the support!

>>7489817
Phienchen :D

>>7489819
helium is a meme

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>>7489817
phie hugg <3

>>7489807
why do you want to do that to people
>>7489810
i'd go as feminine as possible so it's easier to recognize you as you progress
or go super masculine to see the contrast for laughs

>>7489819
>your life likely isn't shitty enough to merit it.
Thankfully you don't get the final say.

>>7489820
So then you've been an inconsiderate piece of shit your whole life?

>>7489820
bye anon
enjoy hades

Caroline

How many lazer sessions did it take to clear your face fully?

I'm pale skin, dark black facial hair. I've done 4 sessions so far and have about 60% reduction. Is that a good result so far?

>>7489761
I need to get a decent bra, the ones I have suck butt. Good bras are so pricy
>>7489764
I'd buy a Hitachi if my sex drive wasn't so all over the place. Stone days I wanna fug really badly then I'll go 3 weeks without thinking about sex
>>7489770
I've got 10 pairs of girl underwear so I'll go with makeup instead

>>7489838
lauren

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hey girls ^^ ive been on hrt for 2 years now! feeling cute :3 how do i look. everyone irl tells me i pass but idk

>>7489826
people are horrible, and deserve what happens to them
myself included

>>7489830
i guess so
this will be the first time publicly expressing it though

>>7489833
i don't believe in santa, young man

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>>7489841
hugg

>>7489849
>young man
o-oh
:c

I'm back to being really sick. I can't keep any food down.
I'm gonna go to the doctor if I don't feel better tomorrow.

On the plus side I'm down 4kg over the holidays

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>>7489842
very passable, looking good :3~
do i have potential?

>>7489842
friendly fire/10

>>7489842
looking good for someone who's been dead for 12 years

>>7489852
hugg young woman

>>7489849
>young man
Could you maybe kys a bit early?

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>>7489851
hugg

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>>7489820
youre welcome !

>>7489822
Carol :3

>>7489825
hugg <3 :3

>>7489852
caroline is a cute young lass

>>7489867
Having a good day? :D

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5 months on hrt

how do I look?

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>>7489869
nope, terrible day/week/month/year/life

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>>7489856
omg yes of course u do hon! you would not believe how masculine i was before i started hrt. this is me 3 months later, and i look cis. Your gorgeous x

>>7489875
aww :(
hugg

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>>7489874
u look like an egg

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Will I need FFS?

>>7489862
surely you can wait just over a day

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>>7489881
all you need is a hairline advancement that covers your entire fucking head you sentient boulder

>>7489889
I'm not convinced the erasure of your existence can come soon enough.

I look so much like my dad >_<

>>7489896
you'll come to deal with it

>>7489898
I'm sure I won't think of you at all very shortly, but I am nevertheless a demanding woman and I'd prefer that you stopped inconveniencing others with your presence asap.

>>7489909
you can stop replying then for a start, dipshit

>>7489712
Holy shit, they only called my last name. This is awesome!

is it bad that one of my biggest accomplishments was making a couple popular memes

>>7489920
more than me

>>7489913
But I don't want to. So you should leave. Also, there's no need for bitchy name calling when you've already concretized yourself as an asshole.

>>7489920
>accomplishments
what are those then?

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>tfw was on the other side of the tracks when the train came

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Ever been in a conversation with someone depressed you guys, and I mean talk-about-it-everyday tier depressed. Jesus fucking christ, like trying to convince a brick wall to move.

>>7489925
>But I don't want to. So you should leave.
i probably should
but there are many things one should do

Penis

>>7489934
elanna is for lewd

>>7489934
Bagina

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>>7489934

>>7489932
I fear i'm that brick wall so much. I'm sure they really appreciate u talking to them though.

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Man, the models on zara.com are androgynous as fuck. I would swear they're all femboys. In fact, some of them I'm really not sure. They fucking love those jaws and shoulders on models, don't they?

>>7489937
Yeh :D

>>7489938
Bumsecks

>>7489940
:DDD

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If you made one of your New Years resolutions to never come back to mtfg would you be able to stick to it?
Be honest with yourself.

Help me guys I went to the bathroom in my bfs apartment and my log came back after flushing. Later he went in there and now hes really mad and I'm afraid he'll leave me.

>>7489953
no, my new years resolution is to be a girl next year anyways

>>7489956
Stop eating so much meat.

>>7489953
Usually if I go on a negative tirade on here I take a good month to come back or talk to anyone who is on here. People identify me from my writing otherwise and it makes things awkward.

>>7489956
lmao

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>>7489949
Here's me on my way to choke your chicken

i want to spend some fucking money but i need it for hormones WAAAAH

>>7489958
>my new years resolution is to be a girl next year
^

>>7489956
so sorry, it's over, there's no recovering from that, every time he looks at your butt he'll see that log

>>7489956
you deserve it. how dare you poop in the presence of a male.

>>7489962
She doesnt have a chicken.

>>7489966
>>7489961
>>7489959
It was an accident but I feel like I disappointed him and theres no going back

>>7489962
he has bigger boobs than me. But that hair isn't sexy.

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>>7489970

>>7489962
OK be prepared I'm hung like a horse

>>7489973
You must be pretty insecure to make fun of someone who is out of your league

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>>7489932
yes, that is me
hello cartman

>>7489953
No it's the only place i have.

>>7489984
I'm insecure, but I wasn't trying to make fun of him, just telling the truth.

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HANNAS NUDES LEAKED

>>7489932
nah, the last time I was properly depressed, talking to another human was the furthest thing from my mind
they sound like they just want attention

>>7489981
>tfw no elanna horsecock futa gf

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>>7489953
I should try, at least

>>7489992
You'd fuck the shit out of him regardless

>>7489997
Don't let those dreams remain memes

>>7489953
no

>>7490000
checked

>>7489993
if she already posted it on /b/ its not really a leak

>>7489953
Probably.

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>>7489953
I cant stop talking to people completely anon

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>>7489999
>>7490000

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>>7489953
your the only friends I have though

>>7490000
Only if he marries me first!

>>7490013
hugg

>>7489953
Probably.
Nowadays I don't come here very often anyway.

But if my resolution were to leave all online trans spaces including discord servers then I really don't think I could stick with it.

AAANNNNNAAAAA

>>7490010
what of i'm semi-anon?

>>7489980
>that pic
Do apples poop

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New years resolution? Don't make me laugh. I'm already sexy as hell.

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>>7490023
Of course they do, have you ever tried a red delicious?

>>7490013
you're*

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>>7490021
that wouldnt change my response tho

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Thank you for all the dotted underlines.
I was going to make not coming here anymore one of my resolutions in hopes to generally bettering myself but you all made me realize that you're all pretty much he only people I have to talk to.

I guess I'll just try to come here much less than usual.

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>>7490029
Would you date me? I'm asking just to see if I'm as ugly as I think

>>7490039
Nope, sorry

>>7490037
>he
WOW, ruude man

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>>7490041
What about me elanna, I'm his friend and we have a suicide pact if you don't date either of us

>>7490037
good luck anon

>>7490041
beggars can't be choosers
>>7490042
grow a pair

>>7490055
If you actually want to wound elanna, you must attack her weak point for massive damage. Just talk about her chromosomes and call her a junkie.

im sad

>>7490063
I'm saving my heavy artillery for when I make her cry

>>7490074
That's a super rare event, but I managed it a year back. Good luck bro.

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>>7490063
>>7490074
dont hurt the elanna
the elanna is important

please don't be mean to elanna she's a nice person

no bully elanna :c

how long does qhi take to get to the USA
in your experience

>>7490101
>>7490096
>>7490095
It's the only way I can jerk off

This thirstymud mask looks like I just got bukkied by the football team, but it smells like coconut


Mmmm

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>mfw someone tries to bully elanna

>>7490102
Not a clue sweetheart
why do people use that over the other one, IHP?

How many of u self med?

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>mfw thinking of elanna hurting

https://www.strawpoll.me/11994132

>>7490111
try to find a different way

>>7489993
>no one will ever find your r/traps pictures

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>>7490120
>mfw thinking of elanna hurting

>>7490117
infact..
http://www.strawpoll.me/11994143

>>7490116
price
my order from ihp would cost $190.31 rather than $165.51 from qhi
i know it's not much of a difference but it matters to me right now

>>7490134
fair enough
the website looks so unprofessional
like it was made on geocities or something

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Hi hi

Long time no talk mitfug!

How u?

>>7490122
No

>>7490141
please
you can be mean to me instead

>>7490138
>sirona on the go
>pic is of her in her house
DON'T LIE TO ME

>>7490138
hi hi
i like your hair
>>7490137
yeah but their website is fast and functional, i can respect that, ya feel
i usually order from all day chemist, but their cypro is really expensive, and i wanted to switch to it

>>7490138
oh shit
hello!
:3c
hows life?
hows transition?
hows (dat ass)?

>>7490142
Elanna has a better ass than you

>>7490142
You're very uninteresting though.

Elanna has a lot of flavour to her.

>>7490138
Oh its the crazy bitch again

>>7490151
should i try to get more flavor

>>7490138
hi
<3
im good hbu?

>>7490144
Trapped in the countryside, laptop's broken, AMD I'M GOING INSANE.

picture is from before Xmas

>>7490146
long hair is long, but not long enough

>>7490148
Life is a play, transition is slow, dat ass is growing as I finish the Christmas leftovers.
>>7490156 oh hi, it's the attention deprived hate-anon!

>>7490158
You are sweet <3

>>7490158
Yes. Be more well-rounded like Elanna and maybe someone will bully you.

Not literally "well-rounded" though, you've already got that down pretty well.

>>7490183
how do I do that

>>7490166
Hi, not great, dreams mean I'm avoiding sleep like a schoolchild avoids a teacher when they haven't done their homework.

is it too late to be an emo/scene kid?

These hoes think they classy, well that’s the class I’m skippen.

>>7490190
yes

>>7490190
you're about 10-15 years too late