what are you listening to edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
previous: >>7488426
Hello World.
>>7489491
I can't smell so is that an insult or not?
I want my penis flipped turned upside down
>>7489490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlWRXJykKt8
Alright /mtfg/ let's get some optimism in here:
>what's one thing you like about yourself?
>what's one thing you'd like to improve in 2017?
>>7489490
2lazy to post link because I'm on my phone but I'm listening to "The Argus" by Ween
>>7489497
Oh that must be convenient in the subway in summer
>>7489506
>what's one thing you like about yourself?
nothing
>what's one thing you'd like to improve in 2017?
everything, but I'm just going to end it instead, far easier than dealing with my problems :)
http://www.strawpoll.me/11992611
http://www.strawpoll.me/11992611
Which one would you like to see gone forever? Cont.
>tfw walking in the danger zone
>>7489506
>What I like
Nearly everything.
>To be improved
Getting my chin and jaw fixed, LASIK and my ID change.
>>7489500
either diana ross or fresh prince
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtyMeEcPPE
>>7489513
Do you play Halo 5 Forge, Amy?
>>7489490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvnzxeqCpcw
>>7489506
>I like my hair.
>Everything ;_;
>>7489508
I don't understand that reference
There is also no subway here unless you mean the restaurant.
People always say smell is a large part of attraction and sexual excitement though so I feel like I can only experience stuff half as much :(
>>7489517
They made it too complicated to use now
>>7489506
>like
my naturally feminine mannerisms
>improve
being less anxious about everything
>>7489497
does that cause havoc with eating?
like how can you tell if something like milk is off?
>get invited to new years party
>decide to skip it and spend the night with my bf
i would feel really shitty if I didn't bring in the new year with him but on the other hand I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to go to the party a little. it's a mixed feel
>>7489523
How so? I haven't played it since before the customs browser, but surely that should make it easier than it was? Adding a shit ton of people and getting invited to games through discord was a pain in the arse.
>tfw you learned about the Halo Wars port
>but you can't buy it on it's own and have to pre-order the deluxe edition of HW2
343 really make it hard for me to like Halo anymore desu.
>>7489521
It might be part of attraction, but it's also a large part of disgust. If people don't shower in summer they get all sweaty and stinky, especially in a full subway. Using too much deodorant is annoying too.
Not being able to smell is not the worst thing that could happen. Food smells delicious, so you won't get lured by it. But most things just smell bad.
>>7489506
>what's one thing you like about yourself?
apparently my hair looks acceptable without putting in any effort
>what's one thing you'd like to improve in 2017?
my entire life?
everything about my life is shit, but i'm gonna try and fix it in 2017
will it happen? maybe not, but it's worth the shot
>>7489512
This is surprisingly one sided
>>7489526
Milk stays good for months lol
I live with parents anyway so they'd notice, and just checking dates on meat/dairy is normal right?
The rest doesn't matter anyway, I never get sick at least.
Also sometimes jam has a huge mould patch on it but yaknow that's noticable
>>7489530
I don't know when I stink, that is also one of the worst things about it. Maybe I stink most of the time but idk...
Anyway yeah I get lured by food either way lol
I hate being a bad friend
>>7489538
you are an okay person
i doubt you are a bad friend
>>7489529
I Guess I never really take the time to play games for more than 20 minutes these days
>>7489490
>what are you listening to edition
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUxfnCfZOQg
old now but still good imo
>>7489506
>what's one thing you like about yourself?
dunno if this is meant to be about physical stuff or not so i'll do both
my butt is definately my best physical asset
also I managed to go from being a shy, socially anxious shut in, to being open with people and confident enough to get a job in retail
>what's one thing you'd like to improve in 2017?
physically, my face through ffs. my nose is my worst feature desu
otherwise, i'd like to improve my voice and also find a bf or at least romance
>>7489536
If you're on hrt you will smell less and if you shower regularly you should be fine.
I like you :3
>>7489545
>shower regularly
I shower like 3 times a week but wear clothes for like 5 days
Pants more like 2 weeks because I have 2 pairs.
>I like you :3
Thanks anon you're nice!
>>7489512
im scared
is Lauren real
>>7489560
is lauren sentient?
>>7489563
i don't know
>>7489550
You'll be fine. Some people might notice if you're wearing the same things for 5 days though. And you should change your underwear more often for hygienic reasons.
>>7489558
Please don't be scared. Is there anything I can do? Just think of cute Ferrets!
>>7489560
Sure I've seen pictures of her
>>7489564
I wish i had a 4chan pass
>>7489550
Go to good will or other 2nd hand shops, and pick up some more clothes for cheap.
i wasnt able to make the earliest train to see charlotte
i gotta wait an hour
but i need that time to pack
i feel bad for not being prepped earlier
>>7489568
has science gone too far?
>>7489568
moo
>tfw your boymode is failing
Some idiot thought I was a girl.
>>7489571
It's not like you missed a flight. Chill. I'm not going anywhere.
>tfw in almost four years you have done nothing but be bitter and full of self hatred
>>7489568
wtf
why would you post your own nudes, again?
>>7489572
What do?
>>7489512
>being this autistic and caring about people on the internet
>>7489581
angie im scared
>>7489581
Simpsons memes are cool pls post more
>>7489581
I care about you because you're really annoying and ruin every thread
>>7489578
moo fuck you thats why
>>7489572
I started hormones around 15 the first time around so I'd technically belong but I don't feel like shitting up that thread with unneeded drama. Let early transitioners have their own quiet corner.
>>7489587
moo
>>7489568
l-lewd
>>7489585
Please don't do drugs. Cute clothes can make you happy too and they last much longer!
>>7489589
>Let early transitioners have their own quiet corner.
No.
can someone please come make all my problems go away
>>7489588
why tho
>>7489594
They wouldn't need one if they weren't bullied by jealous girls here.
kayla
>that feel when you aren't a mega milk mooer yet
pls tittle skittles hurry up
>>7489583
Why?
>>7489584
I got you famalam
>>7489586
Nice
>>7489592
>Cute clothes can make you happy too
Lol that is not how it works
Drugs are unrivaled except maybe being kissed by the person you love
But that's best the first time, drugs have less of a steep downward slope.
Drugs make you feel gud each and every time
Clothes can't
>>7489585
>drugs
Reminder that elanna is 26 but looks like she's 36 because of drugs.
>>7489600
And?
Life sucks.
>>7489603
my brain is broken in a way so im constantly afraid of things i shouldn't be afraid of
>>7489572
why is nearly every mtf thread besides this almost nothing but more-trans-than-thou bs
Huh why did my trip fall off?
>>7489597
why not
>>7489611
Anna hi im sorry I got mad at you before
>>7489609
Reminder that Korra just spent an hour berating Charlotte for no reason.
>>7489604
I never kissed anyone, but that must feel amazing!
I hope you don't take dangerous drugs that hurt you at least.
>>7489614
yeah but she didnt doubt her transness from what I remember
im crying now help
>>7489618
She doubted her passingness.
>>7489612
cause no reason
>>7489614
im glad i get to be with charlotte soon
she's a great girl
>>7489609
Because most people love to feel superior to somebody else.
They will throw anyone under the bus to feel better about themselves.
Even if it is a minor superiority like starting HRT a year before someone else.
The only people that don't, are at rock bottom and can't.
But we have our own character flaws as well.
I love to harass people better than me. I don't care if they are hurt by it. It doesn't bother me.
is it normal for your parents to not let you see a doctor and tell you how you're pretty going to die soon
>>7489627
eh
if you don't i will
im scared im abusive to my parents in response and im just as bad
>>7489608
See a therapist
>>7489614
Sounds hot
This thread hasnt been interesting since dec 2015.
Literally all the drama here is fake and forced and all the trips are just boring.
>>7489637
im sorry anon :(
>>7489628
Charlotte is mean sometimes and nice others. Its hard to really call her one or the other.
>>7489631
>break the chain of abuse/harassment.
I don't care enough to.
I'm probably not strong enough to if I wanted to.
It's not like I'll be around that much longer anyway.
In the mean time I'm more than happy to drag people down with me.
>>7489638
Do you go out of your way to be fucking annoying?
I come here once a month to bant and you're just annoying.
>>7489640
she's mean to those she doesnt like and treats me really well
>>7489633
don't desu
>>7489643
i don't know
i just like some of the people here and hold my blankets and pretend its them
>>7489637
The thread was shit when I was in Geelong, that was like 2014?
>>7489506
no memes i don't know if i really like anything about myself
maybe i'm letting my self esteem get too low
that can be something i'll work on
Is charlotte tsundere
>>7489650
maeve you're really nice and pretty and i like you a lot
>>7489645
there are no brakes on the subtle but damaging psychological abuse train
>>7489644
Isn't that what any good friend would do?
im worried im going to feel like things are watching me again soon
Been passing all day at a bunch of airports. Feels great.
Listening to pic related
>>7489651
yes
>>7489655
yes
that's why she's one of my best
i have 2 best friends
her and kari
>>7489658
grace hugg
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
>>7489657
Nice
>>7489661
Where's your bf?
>>7489652
i like you a lot too lauren
i gotta learn to like myself >_<
>>7489658
You're lucky to have her, she seems like a really good friend
>>7489665
work :( not seeing him until tomorrow night
>>7489667
i am really lucky, yeah
im thankful her and i have gotten so close
>>7489669
>'accidentally' clock them (with a prompt apology)
Jesus.
That sounds like the most damaging.
>>7489669
why do you post stuff like this
I got too desperate for action and bought a magic wand massager
and holy fuck I didn't expect they'd be that powerful
>>7489674
I think my best friend is gonna leave me when he finds out I'm trans
im sad and scared help
>>7489682
Ohhhh?
I've got 75 bucks on Amazon to burn, I may as well get something fun. I was thinking about getting another bra though...
i don't buy clothes because I know I just stay in bed all day
>>7489685
I don't know a thing about your situation but I've been in pretty bad places before
just go see a doctor, or therapist, or get your family to go too
sorry if I sound too obvious or patronising but dealing with it with others can help a lot so long as the therapist is good
>1000 calories today
someone should just gag me desu
>>7489683
If that's the case, you needed better friends anyway.
It's gonna hurt, but don't be afraid to cut them loose.
>>7489679
because i'm a bitter hon?
you could have guessed that you fucking idiot
>>7489696
hugg
I actually saw my shadow today and didn't completely hate it
the camera made it look weirdly long when I went to take a picture tho
>>7489699
im sorry
>>7489682
how do you use it
>>7489678
Soon kitty
>>7489637
Remember your place.
>>7489702
hugg back at ya
Attention all fellow lonelies!
There's a skype thread up. Pop your head in, maybe you'll find someone special!
>>7487806
>>7489657
Welp, I guess I spoke too soon. I don't have a seat assignment for my next flight, so they'll be calling my totally not officially changed name over the PA system and I will have to respond to it. Kms.
How much do you hate being trans?
>>7489706
oh wow
i am fucking horrible
jesus
what the fuck am i doing?
i deserve my pain
>>7489721
hugg
it's ok
>>7489711
skype does not respect your freedoms
>>7489720
Enough, but I haven't had any serious repercussions from it yet.
>>7489720
i love it
>>7489730
why
>>7489727
I'm pretty sure you're free to post contact info for whichever platform you prefer.
>>7489726
no
it's not
>>7489689
yeah mines pretty damn good with multiple settings even though it's not an official hitatchi, £35 but I don't know what that is in ameribucks
>>7489707
just plug it in, choose a vibration setting (it can get p intense), and massage it on parts that feel good desu
>>7489720
I despise the fact that I was not born as a cis female with a normal cis life with all of my heart, although sometimes I'm also glad being trans give me an actual reason to say fuck off to the world.
>>7489720
the twitchbux are flowing like crazy
it's great
>>7489730
Korra no you don't
You know you wish you were a cis girl.
>>7489720
It's more of an irritating inconvenience than something I hate, but then I'm relatively attractive and people think I'm adorable and make me feel welcome.
Femanons, do you like the taste of cum?
>>7489746
I've only tasted my own and I've come to like it
>>7489572
Is this bait?
i want to be held
like really i have no ambition beyond that I just want to be held so badly
>>7489746
Sure do. Well, I don't actually know if I like it or if I'm just used to it, but I love having cum in my mouth.
>>7489720
Not much these days. It doesn't come into play as long as I don't have to show official ID.
What girl stuff do I buy with $150 in Amazon gift cards?
What is the easiest method of committing suicide?
I'm not talking a girl """""suicide""""" for attention, I mean legit death.
>>7489758
$150 gift card
Gotta convince the hotel that I am indeed the boy on my id
>>7489758
clothes
makeup
bras
pantsu
jewelry
>>7489738
true i do wish I was cis but tranny is the closest I can get to that so I'm happy with it. life is alot better and happier now I really do love it
>>7489758
Buy me 3 Hitachis :3
>>7489758
Makeup, clothes, 'personal massagers'.
>>7489761
>Gotta convince the hotel that I am indeed the boy on my id
You already have me convinced.
>tfw everyone on mtfg improves over time and you just get worse
>>7489759
Easiest? Something effective. Drink a lot, fill a tub with warm water, and slit your wrists vertically. If you're crazy like me, you could alternatively stab your jugular to ensure bleeding out.
>>7489758
makeup and underwear to start getting used to girl stuff
>>7489767
Sweet, I'd like my King deluxe room now
>>7489768
Probably has to do with the fact that you don't leave your room
>>7489768
lurking for long time, still not made progress.
>>7489768
the darkest hour is just before the dawn lauren
>>7489762
How is the Deep South?
Makes me wonder how well I can stealth there
i have an erection
>>7489774
i don't know how
i keep trying to get better but i can't
i can't make it to a therapist
>>7489759
what about a method with a good painlessness-to-success rate?
i feel guilty for not wanting to die
>>7489779
Either play with it to maintain size for surgery, or hack it off in a psychotic fury.
>>7489783
overdose on cocain and heroin at the same time
>>7489778
nice for the most part cis girls are really friendly and easy to make friends with but it's boring in small towns with not much to do. passing is really easy bc women around here don't try at all with their appearance and just let themselves go after their teens
>>7489698
yeah, I'm clinging onto some hope he'll still be my friend since we've been through so much together. but I don' think he feels very positively about trans people
It'll be hard making new friends
>>7489783
Well, those would be the girly methods. Gassing, pill chugging, shit like that.
>>7489783
a gun, is the most obvious, if you can get one.
holy shit fuck do my breasts HURT after doing injections every time. anyone else felt this for a while??
>>7489750
I think that kind of posting started out as bait but poe's law you know
>>7489786
That's a silly thing to feel guilty about. If you don't want to die, own it. You can think life is shit and still think living is better than the alternative.
can't be bothered finding the post to reply to it
my method will be falling head first at midnight from a tall building into a crowd
it's planned out ready to go
almost getting excited!
>drivers license up for renewal
do I boymode the photo?
It's not like I'll be publicly presenting any time soon
>>7489807
Hurting other people with your suicide is rude.
>>7489810
get some nice makeup done and pass as good as you can.
>>7489807
good luck anon, I hope you find what youre looking for.
sad
>>7489759
Shotgun to the head and helium exit bags are the most effective methods.
But don't fucking do it. Seriously, your life likely isn't shitty enough to merit it.
>>7489817
Phienchen :D
>>7489819
helium is a meme
>>7489817
phie hugg <3
>>7489819
>your life likely isn't shitty enough to merit it.
Thankfully you don't get the final say.
>>7489820
So then you've been an inconsiderate piece of shit your whole life?
>>7489820
bye anon
enjoy hades
Caroline
How many lazer sessions did it take to clear your face fully?
I'm pale skin, dark black facial hair. I've done 4 sessions so far and have about 60% reduction. Is that a good result so far?
>>7489761
I need to get a decent bra, the ones I have suck butt. Good bras are so pricy
>>7489764
I'd buy a Hitachi if my sex drive wasn't so all over the place. Stone days I wanna fug really badly then I'll go 3 weeks without thinking about sex
>>7489770
I've got 10 pairs of girl underwear so I'll go with makeup instead
>>7489838
lauren
hey girls ^^ ive been on hrt for 2 years now! feeling cute :3 how do i look. everyone irl tells me i pass but idk
>>7489841
hugg
>>7489849
>young man
o-oh
:c
I'm back to being really sick. I can't keep any food down.
I'm gonna go to the doctor if I don't feel better tomorrow.
On the plus side I'm down 4kg over the holidays
>>7489842
very passable, looking good :3~
do i have potential?
>>7489842
friendly fire/10
>>7489842
looking good for someone who's been dead for 12 years
>>7489852
hugg young woman
>>7489849
>young man
Could you maybe kys a bit early?
>>7489851
hugg
>>7489820
youre welcome !
>>7489822
Carol :3
>>7489825
hugg <3 :3
>>7489852
caroline is a cute young lass
>>7489867
Having a good day? :D
5 months on hrt
how do I look?
>>7489869
nope, terrible day/week/month/year/life
>>7489856
omg yes of course u do hon! you would not believe how masculine i was before i started hrt. this is me 3 months later, and i look cis. Your gorgeous x
>>7489875
aww :(
hugg
>>7489874
u look like an egg
Will I need FFS?
>>7489862
surely you can wait just over a day
>>7489881
all you need is a hairline advancement that covers your entire fucking head you sentient boulder
>>7489889
I'm not convinced the erasure of your existence can come soon enough.
I look so much like my dad >_<
>>7489896
you'll come to deal with it
>>7489898
I'm sure I won't think of you at all very shortly, but I am nevertheless a demanding woman and I'd prefer that you stopped inconveniencing others with your presence asap.
>>7489909
you can stop replying then for a start, dipshit
>>7489712
Holy shit, they only called my last name. This is awesome!
is it bad that one of my biggest accomplishments was making a couple popular memes
>>7489920
more than me
>>7489913
But I don't want to. So you should leave. Also, there's no need for bitchy name calling when you've already concretized yourself as an asshole.
>>7489920
>accomplishments
what are those then?
>tfw was on the other side of the tracks when the train came
Ever been in a conversation with someone depressed you guys, and I mean talk-about-it-everyday tier depressed. Jesus fucking christ, like trying to convince a brick wall to move.
>>7489925
>But I don't want to. So you should leave.
i probably should
but there are many things one should do
Penis
>>7489934
elanna is for lewd
>>7489934
Bagina
>>7489934
>>7489932
I fear i'm that brick wall so much. I'm sure they really appreciate u talking to them though.
Man, the models on zara.com are androgynous as fuck. I would swear they're all femboys. In fact, some of them I'm really not sure. They fucking love those jaws and shoulders on models, don't they?
If you made one of your New Years resolutions to never come back to mtfg would you be able to stick to it?
Be honest with yourself.
Help me guys I went to the bathroom in my bfs apartment and my log came back after flushing. Later he went in there and now hes really mad and I'm afraid he'll leave me.
>>7489953
no, my new years resolution is to be a girl next year anyways
>>7489956
Stop eating so much meat.
>>7489953
Usually if I go on a negative tirade on here I take a good month to come back or talk to anyone who is on here. People identify me from my writing otherwise and it makes things awkward.
>>7489956
lmao
>>7489949
Here's me on my way to choke your chicken
i want to spend some fucking money but i need it for hormones WAAAAH
>>7489958
>my new years resolution is to be a girl next year
^
>>7489956
so sorry, it's over, there's no recovering from that, every time he looks at your butt he'll see that log
>>7489956
you deserve it. how dare you poop in the presence of a male.
>>7489962
She doesnt have a chicken.
>>7489962
he has bigger boobs than me. But that hair isn't sexy.
>>7489970
>>7489962
OK be prepared I'm hung like a horse
>>7489973
You must be pretty insecure to make fun of someone who is out of your league
>>7489932
yes, that is me
hello cartman
HANNAS NUDES LEAKED
>>7489932
nah, the last time I was properly depressed, talking to another human was the furthest thing from my mind
they sound like they just want attention
>>7489981
>tfw no elanna horsecock futa gf
>>7489953
I should try, at least
>>7489992
You'd fuck the shit out of him regardless
>>7489997
Don't let those dreams remain memes
>>7490000
checked
>>7489993
if she already posted it on /b/ its not really a leak
>>7489953
Probably.
>>7489953
I cant stop talking to people completely anon
>>7489999
>>7490000
>>7489953
your the only friends I have though
>>7490000
Only if he marries me first!
>>7490013
hugg
>>7489953
Probably.
Nowadays I don't come here very often anyway.
But if my resolution were to leave all online trans spaces including discord servers then I really don't think I could stick with it.
AAANNNNNAAAAA
>>7490010
what of i'm semi-anon?
>>7489980
>that pic
Do apples poop
New years resolution? Don't make me laugh. I'm already sexy as hell.
>>7490023
Of course they do, have you ever tried a red delicious?
>>7490013
you're*
>>7490021
that wouldnt change my response tho
Thank you for all the dotted underlines.
I was going to make not coming here anymore one of my resolutions in hopes to generally bettering myself but you all made me realize that you're all pretty much he only people I have to talk to.
I guess I'll just try to come here much less than usual.
>>7490029
Would you date me? I'm asking just to see if I'm as ugly as I think
>>7490039
Nope, sorry
>>7490037
>he
WOW, ruude man
>>7490041
What about me elanna, I'm his friend and we have a suicide pact if you don't date either of us
>>7490037
good luck anon
>>7490055
If you actually want to wound elanna, you must attack her weak point for massive damage. Just talk about her chromosomes and call her a junkie.
im sad
>>7490063
I'm saving my heavy artillery for when I make her cry
>>7490074
That's a super rare event, but I managed it a year back. Good luck bro.
>>7490063
>>7490074
dont hurt the elanna
the elanna is important
please don't be mean to elanna she's a nice person
no bully elanna :c
how long does qhi take to get to the USA
in your experience
This thirstymud mask looks like I just got bukkied by the football team, but it smells like coconut
Mmmm
>mfw someone tries to bully elanna
>>7490102
Not a clue sweetheart
why do people use that over the other one, IHP?
How many of u self med?
>mfw thinking of elanna hurting
https://www.strawpoll.me/11994132
>>7490111
try to find a different way
>>7489993
>no one will ever find your r/traps pictures
>>7490120
>mfw thinking of elanna hurting
>>7490117
infact..
http://www.strawpoll.me/11994143
>>7490116
price
my order from ihp would cost $190.31 rather than $165.51 from qhi
i know it's not much of a difference but it matters to me right now
>>7490134
fair enough
the website looks so unprofessional
like it was made on geocities or something
Hi hi
Long time no talk mitfug!
How u?
>>7490141
please
you can be mean to me instead
>>7490138
>sirona on the go
>pic is of her in her house
DON'T LIE TO ME
>>7490138
oh shit
hello!
:3c
hows life?
hows transition?
hows (dat ass)?
>>7490142
Elanna has a better ass than you
>>7490142
You're very uninteresting though.
Elanna has a lot of flavour to her.
>>7490138
Oh its the crazy bitch again
>>7490151
should i try to get more flavor
>>7490138
hi
<3
im good hbu?
>>7490144
Trapped in the countryside, laptop's broken, AMD I'M GOING INSANE.
picture is from before Xmas
>>7490146
long hair is long, but not long enough
>>7490148
Life is a play, transition is slow, dat ass is growing as I finish the Christmas leftovers.
>>7490156 oh hi, it's the attention deprived hate-anon!
>>7490158
You are sweet <3
>>7490158
Yes. Be more well-rounded like Elanna and maybe someone will bully you.
Not literally "well-rounded" though, you've already got that down pretty well.
>>7490183
how do I do that
>>7490166
Hi, not great, dreams mean I'm avoiding sleep like a schoolchild avoids a teacher when they haven't done their homework.
is it too late to be an emo/scene kid?
These hoes think they classy, well that’s the class I’m skippen.
>>7490190
yes
>>7490190
you're about 10-15 years too late
>>7490169
Excellent, <3 Glad its moving though even if slow and wishing you luck from the sidelines.
Elanna is sawako
Guess who is going to be the receptionist/maintenance worker for a sensory deprivation tank float center???
>>7490189
:/
<3 for (you)
>>7490190
no
>>7490196
I wasn't a girl 10-15 years ago :_:
I ate ants when i was a kid. they were sour and tart..
>>7490202
Elanna is a useless cocksleeve junkie, please don't compare cute anime girls to her.
>>7490205
I don't think anything really changed in that regard.
>>7490204
can i be deprived
>>7490197
sorry
>>7490216
yes.
>>7490204
They hire freaks? I thought those chambers were supposed to make you feel at peace, not afraid you will get HIV
>>7489720
Not much, but what I hate is how I was treated when young.
>>7490213
>Elanna is a useless cocksleeve
are you trying to get her horny? because this is how you get her horny
>>7490204
>Guess who is going to be the receptionist/maintenance worker for a sensory deprivation tank float center???
that's a really fucking random job title
is it for science or rich people?
>>7490213
That sounds like an intro to a hentai.
>>7490219
Don't be sorry. It's bantz Lauren. Now you jump in and we go back and worth - bantz.
Geeeez.
>>7490212
Le vaporweiv xD
>>7490213
Sawako is a useless cocksleeve junkie
>>7490233
i don't want to be mean though
>>7490233
At least be tasteful with your porn
>>7490228
She needs to know her place.
;-;
4chins keeps nomming my posts, the glutton!
>>7490249
Look who' s talking Ms. Walking Fetish.
I found an easy trick to always look like a girl when I look in the mirror
Misplace my glasses ;-;
does this work
>>7490258
i like that bed
>>7489932
>like trying to convince a brick wall to move.
Brick walls are always moving. The trick is to get them to change their path.
>>7490259
I don't recall taking my fetish in public.
>>7490238
Booooring.
>>7490261
I'm still unfamiliar with that terminology, futa and shota and such
I'm assuming they're all lewd
>>7490234
>Le reddit le le lele
Fuck off
>>7490269
What's your fetish?~
>>7490269
No I meant like your whole existence as a tranny.
>>7490265
Other options include:
Blow it up
Disassemble it, and rebuild it elsewhere
And
Threaten it with taking away the internet
>>7490280
you don't belong here.
>>7490274
futa is us (trannies)
shota is underage boy
loli is underage girl
>>7490264
It's a pretty fancy bed, but it's very cold, and hard as a rock.
>>7490265
>Brick walls are always moving. The trick is to get them to change their path.
thanks, jayden
>>7490286
i thought futa have both a wee wee and a bagoogoo
>>7490293
that's the original definition but its kind of loose now
>>7490293
you thought wrong
how are there even people on 4chan who don't know what a futa or a shota is?
>>7490294
oh ropes are fun, who doesn't wanna get tied up?
I don't want the world to see me cuz i don't think that theyd understand
electro hurts so much
>>7490306
hugg
>>7490283
But you are all hilarious.
>>7490294
Maybe not to the most but as the success of Chaturabate has taught us, certainly to enough people.
>>7490303
*Raises hand*
Only if I know I can escape, being powerless is scary.
>>7490302
you don't know what a futa or a shota is
...benis...
>>7490306
it's worth it though!
Vanessa is cool!
>>7490339
compared to lauren, sure
my tongue feels too big for my mouth
>>7490339
I doubt that :3
>>7490339
i hope vanessa goes on to live a really happy life
>>7490335
>>7490308
It hurts, a hour of torture ;_;
>>7490303
Only with somebody I consider safe with.
>>7490350
does it really hurt that much?
nep doesnnt like boogers
>>7490360
i want that turtle!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11994497
http://www.strawpoll.me/11994497
http://www.strawpoll.me/11994497
>fear is the path to the repression side
Thanks yoda
goodnight, you dumb trannies
if elanna comes back, tell her she's gay - also, vanessa is just a british version of sass and lauren will never be cool
>>7490357
yes, I even had numbing cream this time that is supposed to be the very strong, I'm going to try using a double layer like they said next time. I've been feeling more sensitive lately, it might be my lowered t since it's been a lot worse the past few times but idk, I'm not on e yet
>>7490376
hygg
Friends how do I kill all the bad people xP?
>>7490383
Hit earth with a small planetoid sized body.
>>7490383
The most efficient way is to start nuclear war, wiping all the good and the bad people out.
The clever way is to brainwash them all in re-education centres.
The suicidal way is to jump under a train and take the 50/50 on going to heaven.
Holy shit
Today I watched Koyaanisqatsi after Frangi brought it up and it was fucking amazing
where are the (you)'s?
Also kill me
Vanessa do you want to be friends
>>7490393
I was thinking my skin got more sensitive or something, I suspect my base e has always been higher then average so now that the t is suppressed it might have a effect
>>7490409
hugg
>>7490383
It's easy
>>7490405
4chanX, plebeian
>>7490406
I'm not Vanessa, but I'll be your friend.
I've been staring at a pic of a passing trap for the last 30 minutes to figure out what makes her pass so well
im sad and i feel creepy
>>7490419
hi friend
Will getting a 6 inch phone help me hide my huge manhands?
name something you like about your body
>>7490258
want a bf?
right now? :3c
>>7490420
angles
lighting
usually the reason if you can't pinpoint anything physically
it's kinda comfy to look at passing trannies, gives you hope and stuff..
You practice your mannerisms
Into the wall
If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
>>7490434
my boobs
>>7490434
I have long legs.
>>7490438
thanks
it makes me annoyed because I can never get my eyebrows into a shape that's womanly enough not to get into 'flaming homosexual' territory ;-;
Should I get a second trachea shave?
>>7490434
im short
>>7490446
no
i can see why you'd be dysphoric but cis people aren't gonna clock that as an adam's apple really
eva where did you buy those frilly clothes? i was browsing the archive and i really liked what i saw
>>7490434
small penis. that's not an agp thing, it's literally only thing that is semi-ok.
>>7490406
yes...
Lauren!
Why is the prevalence of homosexuality so much higher among MtFs than in the general population?
>>7490409
well i know that it makes your skin softer, desu i dont know how it affects pain tolerance
maybe you'll get used to it? hopefully it doesnt hurt too much
>>7490464
trannies are weird and girls are cute
>>7490427
i hope so, my new phone is so small it makes me feel like i have giant hands
>>7490464
what do you mean by homosexuality in this case
>27 and not on mones yet
Should I kill myself or put these delusions behind me and just live as a guy?
>>7490470
Girls liking girls, obviously.
>>7490434
deffo muh butte!!!
>>7490472
if you choose to live as a guy you could still take hormones to alleviate dysphoria
>>7490439
your boobs
>>7490476
I agree
>>7490474
Interesting.. If you could do that, that would mean the world to me! I have to go, but I'll keep this thread bookmarked so I can see your reply if you end up finding them. Thank you in advance, and otherwise thank you for responding <3
>>7490434
I guess my eyes are sorta ok
>>7490464
Because real women pity us and use us as a means of acheiving a higher social standing, and a lot of us just want to be loved by anyone at all so we let them introduce us like "This is anon, SHE'S transgender how cool is that?" and take advantage of us in any possible situation because we're afraid of being alone.
>>7490482
Thank you kind and wise and cute Maeve.
>>7490488
Thank you <3
>>7490489
it was quite a while ago so it may take some time, remind me again later if I am not able to find it tonight, I got it saved somewhere but not sure <3
>>7490495
Well thank you for showing :^)
>>7490367
I miss you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fcb3rgckF8
I thought if you could make it. So could I...
I was wrong
>>7490501
shh
anon might want them too ;)
>>7490493
and like you may notice that you become passable after a while on hormones
>>7490509
Let them want :^)
>>7490502
Just take the pills. You can't deny it any more than I could.
Am i racist yet?
Reminder that (you) are (you) and there's nothing (you) can do about it
>>7490526
i'm really jealous of your face and eyes
>>7490526
how do those facial masks work? results?
>>7490502
It's ok, anon.
Become the qt girl you were meant to be.
>>7490502
>>7490526
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
>>7490533
First time trying them, ill report the results in 30 min when i rip it of
>>7490532
Dont be, youre beautiful
>>7490512
anner, es rood
no b meen!
Every single left-winger is the biggest piece of shit amongst their peers, not including other left-wingers. Every single one of them to a fault is a traitor, a collaborator who would betray their people and nation to foreign powers and foreign peoples in a heartbeat. Every single one of them is a religious nut who has replaced their family's religion with an ideology. Every single one of them comes from genetically inferior stock which causes major retardation that result in lack of cognitive abilities.
I'm going to metaphorically describe the worst fucking people in the world and they exist everywhere regardless of tribe or religion or other demographic modifier. Imagine a poor rural family. Out of that family comes an individual who gets a chance to study and perhaps even someday work in a major city. When said individual does just that, he or she turns their back on their family and other families in similar situation. In public they declare their own family to be stupid and primitive and beneath them. They do this to maintain status amongst their vindictive and simpleton friends, most of whom also come from poor families. They do this and think this because they don't realise that they themselves are the worst by-product of their family. They don't realise that just because they put on a suit or learn a fancy phrase, it doesn't make you any less of the dumb hick you're trying not to be.
Now imagine that it's a nation or people instead of a family. That's what a left-winger is and that's why they should all be killed. I mean what sort of creature would turn their back on their ancestors? And then you have the masochists so prevalent in western Europe and the colonies who desire to be punished for perceived historical slights. My god, just thinking about them makes me want to take out the chainsaw and car battery. And then you have the Jews pretending to be Europeans. Those are simply examples of Hitler's genocidal endeavours not being complete evil.
>>7490539
>says the one that wants me to do scary stuff
!!!
>>7490434
i think my eyes are pretty
i also think i can look sweet when i smile sometimes
>>7490542
yes but thats different...
because i said so!
>>7490541
Did you take your autism meds
>>7490537
Heyo how are you nimynim?
>>7490543
i think your eye is pretty too :3
>>7490434
My tummy I guess
>>7490541
uh
>>7490213
Just wanted to say this gave me a phantom boner
I'm ready for more pictures of nim and her eyeballs
>tfw your face isnt all irritated anymore
:^D
>>7490549
>tfw no cute tummy
>tfw noone will pet my qt tumtum
>>7490552
Aw hope you feel better soon <3
I felt eh the last couple of days, but im better now
>>7490544
W-well if you say so.
>>7490558
did you get semen all over it again or something?
boyfriend when?
Tfw taking the last swig o' high pulp orange juice and it's warm and extra pulpy
>>7490565
Just ask someone out <3
It will go great
>>7490566
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
If elanna is mommy, who is the thread daddy?
>>7490567
>omg rude you know im pure
you forgot to deny that you are attracted to boyz
wtb precum soaked penis to suck
>>7490569
I don't have anyone though, and I live in the woods
>bored
>nothing to do
>want to go out
>dont know anybody
>dont feel like playing video games
>wish I knew anyone I could chill with
>wish I had a single friend
When does this hell end.
>>7490580
do you have a job?
>>7490575
mangie
>>7490577
oh right
I AM NOT INTO BOYS STOP ASKING ME WHEN ILL GET A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I NEVER WILL!!!!!!
>>7490586
Its Friday night.
>>7490588
What if your mom says you can
>>7490588
buddi
>>7490579
Oh that suck
Glad i live in a city
>>7490577
dude looks like nick cage
>>7490575
i am
im going out for cigarettes, ill be right back sport
>>7490595
Sucks*
>>7490588
you totes should tho
just as a joke, people would laugh and you would laugh, especially when you suck his dick, as a joke.
man you sure are a prankster
>>7490591
that'd be pretty uncharacteristic for her
>>7490595
>>7490597
when you get back can we play catch?
>>7490606
buddi
>>7490605
Yeah but what if?
You know what I'm sayin?
>>7490607
yeah sure whatever
hand daddy his suitcase will ya
>>7490610
hugg
>>7490605
hi it me, ur mom
u can date boys if you want to and i can tell that you want to
my mom said I can have 2 weiners
infinity is a long time to be (you)
did taking hrt before make my body really fucking hate it's absence? This is what I was afraid of before but I have to accept it now.
Literally can't cope without it. What a idiot I was.
My dysphoria is worse than anytime before it.
Only two more days. Two more days and qhi opens again.
>>7490620
as a justice of the peace I hereby declare this post as legally binding
>>7490613
i dont know..
i think id still be a little uncomfortable
it still seems gay
Hi girls
Whats up?
>>7490633
lonely cause no bf
>>7490628
whyd you throw it out idiot
>>7490636
lonely cause no friends :(
>>7490640
I'm your friend though
>>7490643
really
Death does not concern (you), because as long as (you) exist, death is not here. And when it does come, (you) no longer exist.
>>7490644
grindr is a good place to meet friends
>>7490644
yes
>>7490637
Because past me was an repressive scared idiot. At least it broke the cycle of repress/return for good
Now I don't care what anyone thinks. I need the estrogen back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvvmT3ab80
>>7490628
It shouldn't affect you physically until like a year on, what you're experiencing is all your brains doing
soon (you) will have forgotten the world and soon the world will have forgotten (you)
artistic depiction of my body
>>7490660
My voice makes me sad though ;_;
>>7490663
soon i will hugg juni
Ok, charcoal mask report!
My skin feels smoother than ever before
It kinda hurt to pull it of tho, but it was satisfying
>>7490668
my voice isn't that great either
https://clyp.it/5qnl3bdo
>>7490662
when are you getting ffs, srs and a giant weiner shoved in your mouth?
>>7490679
would you recommend qt hanna
>>7490662
That's what I get for trying to repress
I'm just glad I'm not afraid of hrt anymore.
If (you) are lonely when (you) are alone, (you) are in bad company
>>7490671
really? irl?
<3
>>7490682
Yes i you whant a smooth face free from dead skin you should try it^^
>>7490680
Better then mine
https://clyp.it/xesynk3q
>>7490683
>>7490680
I need to see a vocal coach, idk how to train voice, yours is good. I'm going to try getting to see one soon though, when my voice is at least a bit feminine I'll might take you up on that offer <3
Hearing my voice now makes me feel ill :c
>>7490686
how often do you put it on :o
parents are out
guess i'm going to take my drinking virginity
>>7490683
Half the people on this earth have that hormonal makeup, you don't have to be scared
(you) are free and that is why (you) are lost
>>7490687
w-what the hell?
>>7490685
yes!
>>7490666
>body like a linebacker
>will have to wear this uniform to work
>tfw can't stop thinking about dick
>>7490691
Whatcha gonna drink
>>7490666
Same
>>7490687
you've got a lot of stuff going for you and after your voice surgery it'll be one less thing
>>7490699
I hope you post a pic of you wearing it because it will look cute :3
>>7490693
I'm more scared of not having that hormonal makeup now.
Re-enage the attack
>>7490699
>linebacker tits
>>7490700
b e e r
i guess i'll see if i can schedule an appointment first
(you) are what (you) pretend to be, so (you) must be careful about what (you) pretend to be
>>7490712
but i pretend to be happy sometimes
>>7490715
Yea i need a new pair for spring :/
>this qt will be wearing this >>7490699
wew lad
when my thigh highs get here do you guys want pics
>tfw travel to Europe from Australia requires stop over in the Middle East.
Would they kill me?
>>7490724
mhm :3
>>7490699
Ive a question for you
if a man puts microgenized drugs on his penis, could he get a woman high through vaginal intercourse?
and would that work on post op trannies?
I am not saying thats a good idea
I am just interested
>>7490727
yes but death is salvation
>>7490724
depends on the color scheme lil nimmie
if they aren't rainbow you'll be burned at the stake
>>7490727
Yes. They detain transgenders
>>7490727
they didnt give a shit when I was in abu dhabi
lil nimmie
>>7490730
:/
>>7490732
Even if say I passed and had my docuements changed?
>>7490733
Well that's relieving.
they didn't give a shit when i was in Tel Aviv
bye
>>7490747
no hi
should i buy them
>>7490756
omg we can match
>>7490740
the grim reaper brings a grim salvation
and all it takes is an affirmation
and you can be free from bonds of virtue
cause the devil doesn't have the time to hurt you
im sick
>>7490756
they're kinda required aren't they? I need to get mine soon desu
>>7490756
yes
>>7490762
I am also sick
>>7490756
no outside of tranny memes they're ugly as fugg and really really tacky but in their defense a pair or two of regular colored ones are nice for cold days in the house and you want to lightly layer. I personally use pic related as pajama pants bc they're good at keeping the chill off my legs and butt
>>7490775
it's not gay tho
>>7490770
why not just buy them off amazon
>>7490763
>they're kinda required aren't they?
Those and kitty socks, but they both look like shit and don't go with anything desu. No harm in buying them to wear around the house/post online though.
>>7490775
with a boy or a girl?
>>7490777
I let a girl suck my shenis
>>7490785
O my bad, that's very gay
>>7490775
If it's a guy, then it's not gay since you identify as a woman.
If it's a girl, then it's pure love since you identify as a woman.
>tfw you didn't just have gay sex
>>7490785
thats pretty gay ngl
fuck it, i'm not going to bother with a psych today
maybe if i drink too hard i'll try to kms or something
>tfw can't sleep
i just sucked maddies shenis
>>7490826
>tfw just sat here at 1:42am reading comics
>>7490826
;_;
>tfw not enough motivation to watch TV
>>7490791
benis in vajoo = str8
everything else = gay
gay cuddles
>>7490829
Trip on beepbeep
>>7490826
hug amy
you will sleep nicely once the qhi order has shipped
thunderfoot seems like he'd make a good dad.
>>7490849
Not long until they open again
I'm glad I have an existing account so it's easy to reorder now.
It's all I can think about. I can't wait to feel happy again.
>>7490854
maybe if you want to raise a sperglet
>>7490731
what about black and white stripes? are they ok?
>>7490855
>>7490820
No don't do that :(
>>7490856
Sure, but like, I can just recognize some qualities beneath that that seem like they'd be really good for raising kids.
Don't even get me wrong, I realize how fucked up that statement is, his videos are super annoying, but it just struck me.
>>7490863
Hugg. I really like you Anon
how come dogs are fine with no balls but humans aren't
i miss moot
>>7490865
eh, i'm not planning to kms as is, wouldn't mind if i did something stupid though
>>7490894
>tfw no bbfogf
Weed makes me not caring about my body
Does this make me cis?
>>7490849
>>7490863
k-on hugs are best hugs
I don't want to be trans
I don't think this is right for me
>tfw sad
>>7490909
then don't bother desu
it's not fun
>>7490909
its like eating your vegetables
you do it or i'm sending you to your room without dessert
do it, i want you to feel confident in your own skin so when i romance you you'll be more receptive
>>7490919
then go trans, because it's the closest you'll get
>>7490909
nobody wants to be trans, we just are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiXNfb9VyNA
man this tastes like shit lmao
How do I get boys to like me
>>7490894
But i would mind :<
I would be sad
>>7490919
:3
yeah. you read that right.
and no killing!
(and if i have to click a store front one more time im going to scream)
>>7490946
W-who are you?